Sunday 8-27-09 Afternoon/Night Thread
The main thread is pushing a 1000 again, so here's a evening thread.
Not much good to say about the game. It's ending sure sucked hardcore. Albert's aggressive running ran them right out of a 9th inning rally. But the umps sure didn't help, but blowing another call & once again screwing the Cards. In case you missed it, with Lugo on 1st, Skippy hit a slow roller to Tolo, and in typical Skippy sexy style, he slid into 1st, and was safe by two feet. But the ump, in typical ump fashion, had his head firmly up his ass & called him out. Tony came out to argue, but it really looked like all he wanted a good tip on a nice vegetarian restaurant in the greater Denver area.
Oh well, they are still the NL Central Champs. I still hate to see them give away games like this. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
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f'in zoom zoom
some how I fear this is all his fault
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Aww. Willie McGee as an A
On MLB network
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
they did spend a lot of air on that Skippy replay. his gritty ass in the air as he slid in.
have fun with that…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
for both Skippy and the umpire.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
if they started out making make-up calls, at what point does the MLB wise up
and realize that making up for a make-up call that was a make-up for another make-up call is actually affecting the outcome of a series?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i'm waiting for an nba type scandle
you know with some of the insane calls that are made, some of those bastards are on the take.
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I really, really hope it is Greg Gibson
I think he is even worse than Angel. Hernandez has been consistently bad for years and years.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
it's not just the calls
it’s the timing of the calls. calls prolonging key at-bats. close plays to get runners in scoring position. strike zones not only oddly shaped, but different for each side and/or late-and-close games. these are fucking game-deciders, and looking at the overall percentage of correct calls is not going to tell us much about the ump’s performance.
again, I hope the Angels make some headway with the whole Boston / umps thing, because if this makes it to the postseason — screw the ’roiders, THAT will ruin the integrity of the game.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
roids has nothing on bad umpires
it really pisses me off people still laugh at the zone the one that recently died gave hernandez in 97 vs the braves in the playoffs. he was getting calls nearly 4 feet outside & people still think it’s a joke & just a funny part of the game. well, it’s no joke jackass’s. he screwed the braves & because of that the Fish went on the win the WS that year. who knows what happens if he called even a half way respectable game
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I have also been worried about the umpiring this year.
Can we just clone Tim McClelland and make him umpire all games, everywhere, at every position? Or bring Bruce Froemming out of retirement?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
i hate to break it to you, but Tim has become one a bad one too
and i hate how he takes 5 freaking minutes to make a call
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He does take forever to make a call
but I don’t believe he’s crooked. Most of the newer ones are on the take, imo.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
well some of the newer guys are just bad
it’s games … no, series like these that are really suspicious.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
OT: a lesson from wikipedia
on the etymology of “umpire:”
Origin of the word “umpire”
According to the Middle English Dictionary entry for noumpere, the predecessor of umpire, came from the Old French nonper (from non, “not” + per, “equal”), meaning “one who is requested to act as arbiter of a dispute between two people”, or that the arbiter is not paired with anyone in the dispute.
In Middle English, the earliest form of this shows up as noumper around 1350, and the earliest version without the n shows up as owmpere, a variant spelling in Middle English, circa 1440.
The n was lost after it was written (in 1426-1427) as a noounpier with the a being the indefinite article. The leading n became attached to the article, changing it to an Oumper around 1475; this sort of linguistic shift is called juncture loss. Thus today we say “an umpire” instead of “a numpire.”
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Well that clears that up.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Yes, I figured everyone was waiting with bated breath
for that little bit of enlightenment.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
as posted in the other thread
Auto-tune the Outfield has made Deadspin…..
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
I left them a comment informing them of the proper name
but since I’m not a registered Deadspin user, it won’t appear until tomorrow.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I just heard
Sean Kingston’s Fire Burning Song and I feel disappointed. For some reason I thought the Rasmus Girl song was more original.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you watching ABDC too?
I sang the REAL words.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Flim you know you watch
Americas Best Dance Crew…c’mon admit it…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I am not much of a TV guy
I don’t even watch Cardinals on TV
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That happened to me too
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 28, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know whether to feel honored or dirty.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Thank goodness for the Tivo
I think I will watch Pysch
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
it was freakin' awesome
that show just keeps getting better and better every week.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i was really hoping gus was going to punch lassie
and shawn’s going to regret not hooking up with jules. abigail’s nice & all. but you always go with the blond. always.
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lassie and jules were rather asshole-y this episode
a new direction this show takes? yeah, i was hoping lassie would get one to the chops too
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
jules especially, and i don't blame her since shawn was rubbing abigail in her face
it might be considering they both said there’s new check’s & balances they have to go through to get them on a case.
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What do you mean?!
TOOL ACADEMY is on, for christ’s sake!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
they gave braun his own show?
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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Braun would make a great guest tutor
Cris Abrego and Mark Cronin are geniuses for creating a string of shows that spawn new shows. Goldmine.
their joint resume, albeit not updated since late 2008
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
your definition of genius & mine are totally different
although if reality tv made them rich, they ain’t stupid
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Okay--geniuses in their field.
They are loaded. Sold their company for $200 million but still own rights to all content.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I actually think these guys are smart.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Technically, Paris Hilton also made millions.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
meanwhile.... breakable Booooog.
Oh, Brendan Ryan.
April 30, 2009 Hamstring, 15-day DL.
May 15, 2009 Missed 13 games (hamstring).
June 21, 2009 Leg injury, day-to-day.
June 22, 2009 Missed 1 game (leg injury).
June 26, 2009 Wrist injury, day-to-day.
June 28, 2009 Missed 2 games (wrist injury).
August 2, 2009 Left ankle injury, day-to-day.
August 7, 2009 Missed 3 games (left ankle injury).
Left pinky was September 14.
Right index finger, September 27.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh, and he's lucky he didn't break his neck in San Diego, round August 22-ish.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
when he fought the earth?
that was SD.
LA was when he was nearly impaled by a flying bat.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
where was he almost eaten by wolves?
Proud to be a member of The Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever (9/10/09)
by slash2049 on Sep 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
every single day, slash. every. single. day.
then his teammates beat him up for surviving.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I remember because Barry was shaking his head in disbelief
and then about a minute later Colby hit his home run and Boog was miraculously healed. or something like that.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
huh. Boog's first pics on google image suggestions have dropped his pre-Cards pics
and are all Cards now.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
On the hapier side,
this year’s playoff hoodies are effing sweet

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
You can't buy those or Luke345 or whatever his name is will yell at you
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
that is, LukeMP1186
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I was too lazy to scroll up
but then I did anyway.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I buy one every year we make the playoffs
they’re my favorite.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
why?
I have no idea what you guy are talking about.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Last night he said only Cubs fans buy divisional series champs merch
when I indicate I would buy the cap if it weren’t $30.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
*indicated
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Don't: Enjoy yourself.
Got it.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Huh? It's just my economic situation, that's all.
mama getz paid Wednesday
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I know...
I don’t really care about the hoodie either way. I just wanted to live up to andi_k’s expectations of me.
V, b.
And I was just messing with you.
Jokes all around! : )
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
f'in gdm.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
... unless they ask.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
...nude
you’re doing it wrong (f’in gdm)
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
He's not your guy, buddy.
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 28, 2009 5:26 AM EDT up reply actions
oh crap. i love me a good hoodie.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
erik manning protected his tweets
he knows veb still less than three’s him, right?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
It's cause of the porno bots
damn twitter porno bots
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
that's a reason to protect yout tweets?
everyone doesn’t like the porno bots?
/shakes head and walks away
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I haven't had any problem with bots on twitter
/robots stick together
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
hmmm.
starter vs. Carpenter
For Maloney, who is 2-4 with a 4.87 ERA, today’s start will be the first of his career against the Cardinals.
so basically we’re effed, yeah?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
If we follow recent patterns
let’s hope not
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
has there been an established pattern?
empirically?
Imerman Angels 1on1 Cancer Support - ask me more if someone you know is fighting cancer.
seems like a good start --
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/9/25/1054091/what-might-otherwise-have-been
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
cherry-picking
and I’m hardly looking at some of the names. eugh.
these are all losses:
6/24 Nieve (3-0)
6/26 Perkins (3-4)
7/4 Owings (6-8)
7/20 Moehler (7-5)
7/30 McDonald (3-2)
8/2 Norris (1-0)
8/5 Figueroa (1-2) ?
8/11 Lehr (2-0)
8/21 Richard (3-0)
8/27 Moehler
9/3 Parra (10-10)
9/15 West (7-5)
9/23 Norris (6-3)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
So since Sperry's are deck shoes
it’s okay if they get wet right?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
no, just for future references
she doesn’t even own a pair but you never know…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Because if you're not wearing them
until they dry, they’ll shrink.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I wore them yesterday.
To the rainy football game, they’re still not dry.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Well here something that might cheer you up

That is me in Vegas last week representing your creation VEB CheBird T. I recieved many complements on my shirt and was ask were I got it. So i directed them to the website on my back…
Watched one of the Cubs game in the Hotel bar and there were several other Cardinals fans when Holiday won it with a walk-off…The place went nuts. You would have thought we were in downtown St. Louis.Our bartender was even from Springfield like us too. What a small Cardinal world we live in…Viva El Birdos/Viva Las Vegas!
(yes I threw the shirt on once I got up in the Paris Hotel Eiffel Tower and no my wife didnt tell me I needed to adjust it before the photo…)
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I did a total detox between Sept 5-16
It made me feel great and I lost a ton of weight.
I certainly did miss beer, though.
You can do it.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
i have do a detox every 6 months or so
I eat so much fiber on a daily basis I am not sure how much I need it. When I detox I live off Water with Lemons, Cayenne, and Maple Syrup. Plus I also take Niacin to help clear my system out. The first day is the worst. Without food, booze, and cigarettes life is horrible. Niacin also makes you feel super hot like you have a sunburn at first.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 28, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude, that is totally what I did. Master Cleanse! (minus the niacin)
It doesn’t hurt to detox every now and then. Since then, I’ve been much more aware of what I eat and just how much alcohol I consume without even realizing. I’ve been eating a lot better and drink less.
That particular detox is pretty awesome. I didn’t even miss food that much. Just the beer.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
That "detox program"
is the equivalent of starvation. It’s terrible for you and any effect is purely placebo.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
by azruavatar on Sep 28, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's talk about yesterday.
Here are a few images that remind me of Adam Wainwright:

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
It must of been pretty awkward to be that white dude
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He's wearing an Olympic Human Rights button
and was the one to suggest that they share gloves so both guys could do it, so I doubt he felt too awkward.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
kids today
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He was a cool dude. Tommy Smith and John Carlos (the two Americans in the pic) were pallbearers at his funeral.
I have that photo hanging in my home office. Awesome moment in time and all three guys have really great stories.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Adam smiles more.
He also has an index finger to index finger “high five” with Ryan Ludwick.
I could be wrong, but it really looked like an E.T.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
high one?
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 28, 2009 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions
it was almost a low one
and there was… some jazz hands. or sparkles. I blocked it out.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
so hey
I still want to do that PNC Park versus Adam Wainwright survey.
Except I have no idea how to divide up WPA or whatnot into innings. Or any kind of in-game measure where it can be charted out against time. Can anyone lend me a hand with the maths? It hurts us, preciousss. It burns.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Speaking of WPA
I can’t remember where I saw it. But a site did the MVP rankings by adding WAR + WPA numbers.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
BtB
I’m on the ride into work right now, so I can’t provide linkage. But I do remember the article. Would like to see a reworking with updated numbers, and maybe slightly less emphasis on defense (Franklin Gutierrez,really?).
Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.
by Solanus on Sep 28, 2009 8:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Where are we on the VEB-themed bar?
it would be really nice to watch some games from a bar stool in there…i would drive up to STL just to sit in the bar.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
matty & i are currently taking any donations to get us to STL & get it up & running
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
here are 100000 Blaineys to finance you.
(see RockMNation)
"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"
if we could get every VEBer to throw in a few thousand bucks
we could have it up and running by ST.
C’mon people, what’s a few thousand dollars between friends?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
especially considering your small investment will help launch the greatest bar/restaurant evar
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there has to be some rich VEBer whose hardwork and wealth we can abuse for our own gain
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
menu is developing....
featuring such items as The Man Stew, Mang-o Chicken, Taguchi Sushi, Toasted Edgaravioli, Colby’s Fire Burning Hot Wings. Drinks include The Walk (Off) Home (Run) and, of course, Franklins. I know I’m missing a whole lot of what was developed.
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
i wrote everything down, and mang-o chicken was not on that list.
where did that come from?
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it might've been mango-o smoothie or something.....
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
it was in the original thread......
about half the dishes are missing, dude.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
all off what i could remember quickly...tons of good drink names i forgot
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
add home-run chicken
saw albert and dee-dee on Food Network with Paula Deen yesterday. Supposedly every time Albert is in a slump, all he needs is his home-run chicken to get out of the funk.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
are we stealing from the king?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm thinking Albert's dish will be a huge pizza or steak
maybe a 24 – 48oz Rib Eye, call it The GOAT’s Best Eye. goat standing for Greatest Of All Time of course.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I don't remember
it was a latin dish, lots of spices. Sorry I’m not more help.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Here ya go
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
just did that myself
amazing what you can find with google. Thanks for the link; too bad i’m allergic to all things poultry.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
you poor soul
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
That sounds delicious.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I just know I get to work there when I turn 21 next year.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I thought I was in charge of the hiring
f’in gdm
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Do I 6ly not get to work there now?
Sad. :(
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm afraid the customer will trick you out of money.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
No.
They won’t do that to me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I believe you.
Can I borrow five bucks?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
No.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Fine, I'll pay you back next week.
Thanks for the free drink.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I didn't give you five dollars.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Right. But I'll pay you for the drink later.
You’re a sweetheart!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
That's not what you asked.
You aren’t leaving this bar until you pay for your drink.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I told her not to give out free drinks
JEBUS!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I have informed our bouncer that he is not allowed out.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
She said it was on the house!
I don’t know what kind of help you’re hiring here, Matty…
I can’t believe I named this bar!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Listen "Fritz"
Don’t think that just because I’m blond you can take advantage of me. Pay for your drink.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You clearly don't understand "comps"
talk to you manager. You’ve got to keep the regular big spenders happy.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
How can yo be a big spender if you don't pay for your drinks?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm only not buying one.
I drank 19 others!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i told you you're 1st was on the house too
so you’re tab is all clear, sorry for the confusion. she’s new.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
(Slaps Ass)
Can I get a Vodka on the Rocks Double with a lime
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
what have you gotten yourself into CG?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
looks at watch
where in the hell is my drink
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i think she walked out...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Colby Rasmus fire burning in the kitchen?
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 28, 2009 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of comps
Last Thursday night a buddy of mine and I went to a bar that serves $1 Yuenglings every Thursday to watch the Ole Miss-South Carolina game. We got there around halftime, before the partying crowd really showed up, and just sat at the bar watching the game. The bartenders were great, and we traded rounds ($2 a piece!). At one point, some girls next to us ordered some shots and the bartender poured two extra for us. The total cost of our bar tab there was $8 for eight beers and two shots. Then we went to the 80s music dance bar, which happened to be serving $2 pitchers of Natty Light. Sweet.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 28, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
stuff like that makes me miss college
then i help my wife with homework and snap out of it…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I didn't hire her! Must have been gdm!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
aren't servers
legal at age 19?
Imerman Angels 1on1 Cancer Support - ask me more if someone you know is fighting cancer.
gdm told me I wasn't allowed until I was 21.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
are you sure about that
this is what the decided for the waitress outfits…

yep that is…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Since when did this become a strip club?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
its not technically stripping if that is all you start with...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Okay when did this become a nudist bar?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
f*in gdm...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
It's actually a never nude bar.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
WIN

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so full of win...and rec'd
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
I'm gonna have to go through years of intense sessions with my analrapist to deal with this.
Thanks guys, thanks a lot.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
"Tell me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
I think it is best this way
Most of the patrons are going to be pale and flabby from spending all their time in mom’s basement
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
wait....I thought all VEB'ers were nudists
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
understandable the confusion
we are just against t-shirts and pants
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
we just all hate pants.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
card carrying member...
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I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
of the no hotlinks club?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
it's a very exclusive club
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
how......does it work?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
VEB Bar / Sushi Lounge by So Taguchi
as previously discussed
Imerman Angels 1on1 Cancer Support - ask me more if someone you know is fighting cancer.
is So a VEBer?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hay guise did we clench r sumthin???
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I really, really, really hope the team breaks out of this hitting slump
before the playoffs.
Carp and Wainwright have been brilliant, but a team with ‘68 Koufax and ’31 Lefty Grove as a 1-2 can’t win if you only average 2 runs a game.
especially since Koufax was out of baseball by '68
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
out of baseball by '67 too
HERE , BR is your friend
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Retiring after putting up a 190 ERA+...
that guy must have hated playing baseball more than Milton Bradley and America more than Adam Dunn.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
No joke
I don’t think I could give up being a professional athlete so easily
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't stop Gibby!
(yeah, he had crippling arthritis.)
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
And Lefty is dead.
I doubt that rotation would do much of anything in the playoffs now.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Boog!
“It just got me on the fingertip,” Ryan said. “I didn’t even have a choice. I was out before I even said anything.”
Said manager Tony La Russa: “I think he’ll be all right for Tuesday.”
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
ah the doghouse
we have some beer for you, Boog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Lastings Milledge on LSD?
“We’re treating this like our playoffs,” said the Pirates’ Lastings Milledge, whose last-place club has won two of the first three games of a four-game series that ends Monday. “When we’re in the postseason next year, we’ll know how it feels. We are just trying to treat this as our postseason and get the feeling down and just play hard and come out with big wins toward the tail end of the season.”
What?
by cloistermaximus on Sep 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
They will have Dick next year...
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
from your fingertips to God's screen...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Dick would fit in with the Cubs
with all of those K’s
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
ehh can't fault him for the positive thinking
still funny though
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
looks like it's down to
Detroit or Minnesota, and Colorado or Atlanta
Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Its so lonely in here when everyone goes to bed...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
im just chilling catching up on my to catch a predator
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
was on msnbc.....
show is quite the self esteem builder
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Oh I found it...
These are the old ones. They need to do some new ones because this shit is straight GOLD.
V, b.
watching last fridays Monk
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
im trying to catch up on TV from tonight
Simpsons, Family Guy, and Mad Men.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
dvr or you is there a new site throwing them up there that quickly?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Sorry
DVR
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
cast tv.com & fast pass tv.com are two of the best sites i've found
they generally have everything on tv up the same night
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
If we had swept the Rockies, the Braves would only be 0.5 GB in the Wild Card
Sorry, Braves :(
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Yup
Got some extra tickets if you know anyone who needs ’em
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 28, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't think of anyone that would need them...
What section are you in? Thank God for a night game.
V, b.
No idea
My dad got 4 extra season tickets this year so I know where the original seats are (section B, row 35 (?), right on the 30 yard line by the visiting section), but not the extra tickets. I’m trying to find anyone of my friends from Auburn who wants to go to the game but haven’t found any takers yet.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 28, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions

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