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Game 156 Open Thread -- Sep 27, 2009

St. Louis Cardinals at Colorado Rockies, Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT


It's Lohse against De La Rosa today. This may be Lohse's last opportunity to make a statement to Tony that he deserves any game 4 starts in the postseason. I hope he does well b/c I really would like to see Smoltz in the pen. If Lohse performs poorly, Smoltz pitches any game 4 and our already weak pen loses the possibility of adding Smoltz.

I'm inclined to think that Tony sends out our B lineup today but I think it'll be more our A minus lineup. I doubt we'll see Tony and I think that Albert will probably sit as well but the Rockies are still in a playoff chase w/ the Braves and Tony has too much respect for the game to load up w/ Pagnozzi, Freese, Thurston, etc.

BTW, for those who think we don't need a game 4 starter -- that we can use Carp and Wainer on short rest -- I'm going to politely disagree. Our pen is weak and Tony likes to ride his horses late into the game -- witness Wainwright's 130 pitch outing last night. There's no way he can ride these guys for 120+ pitches AND bring them back on short rest. If the pen was deeper and stronger, we could go w/ 3 starters and have Carp and Wainer throw 90 pitches or so. But he's going to stick w/ them as long as he can, which means that we're going to have to use either Lohse or Smoltz in any game 4.

Dodgers clinched a playoff spot last night and they'll clinch the West any day now. Might they be our first round opponent? Like the Phillies, their top 2 starters (Wolf and Kershaw) are lefties.

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Fritz

I think he’s talking to you

BTW, for those who think we don’t need a game 4 starter — that we can use Carp and Wainer on short rest — I’m going to politely disagree.

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

It sounds as if I have made my point

TLR made it sound like they’re planning on four starters this morning.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...I'm betting today's game/thread is going to be significantly more carefree.

Just a guess.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: I want to thank Jack's Mannequin

for giving me the title of my English title. My teacher better be okay with it because its perfect.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Leach's lineup - from last thread

1. Lugo, 2B
2. Ryan, SS
3. Pujols, 1B
4. Ludwick, LF
5. DeRosa, RF
6. Freese, 3B
7. LaRue, C
8. T.Greene, CF
9. Lohse, P

reports of K Greene in CF incorrect. Greene Tea makes perfect sense.

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

From weird overlow-ish thread, lineup and analrapist

1. Lugo, 2B — Platoon 2B/Backup SS, Starting at 2B
2. Ryan, SS — Starting SS, Starting at SS
3. Pujols, 1B — Starting 1B, Starting at 1B
4. Ludwick, LF -Starting RF,Starting in LF
5. DeRosa, RF – Starting 3B, Starting in RF
6. Freese, 3B — 5th String 3B, Starting at 3B
7. LaRue, C — Backup C, Starting at C
8. T.Greene, CF — 4th String SS, Stating in CF (!!!)
9. Lohse, P — SP, is fucking thrilled by this.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Again with the profanity

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

eff!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, Fritz is in the clear on this one.

Got-cho-back, Fritz.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did sneak an eff in there!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep that up and the BCB folks will never visit again.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...you're telling him to keep it up then?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

poop!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought TB was talking about 'analrapist.'

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

A double threat - the world's first analyst-therapist!

Oh, Tobias – you blowhard…

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know, I've never noticed...

the sticker on there — “Free with purchase of any other book (or magazine.)”

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy hell neither have i

why the show is brilliant….ive watched it probably 8 times straight through and still find new things to laugh at

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, fml

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

THERE (totally lose effect now)

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

cal ripken says

cards are the best team in the BL.
on tbs

Matthew, Mark, Lugo, and John.

by BVHeck on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and the nl

for good measure…

Matthew, Mark, Lugo, and John.

by BVHeck on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beer League?

I don’t know…the Steelville Shockers have a pretty stacked line-up.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

from the other thread
OT:
has anyone had the new bud light golden wheat…
isn’t that just like bud light???/blockquote>

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog was totally trying to struggle out of his chamboarding

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd mute

Jay and Rick make it so easy

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob Uecker?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Well at least Clemson’s entirely too limited channel selection isn’t keeping me from Uecker.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind!

Found it!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

About to say...

You’re that close to Atlanta and you don’t get TBS?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to say...

You’d be fucked considering every playoff game we play before the WS will be on TBS.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it isn't listed on the internet guide.

But i didtinctly remember watching playoff games last year so I knew we had it at least last year. I just didn’t know what channel.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

UECKER!!!!!

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously I love you

I <3 bob uecker
and i thought I was going to have to listen to rick horton

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not Bob Uecker...

It’s their TV guy, but still 100x better than Jay and Rick.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sooo true

I hate how TBS blacks out games

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi brings the lineup out for the Cards

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Did his legs fill back out?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well this should be interesting

watching Tyler run around in center field!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm guessing some kind of bet was involved?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick and Wainwright have an index-finger "high five"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wainer also looked to try to beat up Barry

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha at smoltz with the playful jabs at waino

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

IT IS KBOT IN CENTER

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

unless KSDK also sucks

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummmm

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene Tea

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATG = Greene, T, CF

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO IT IS NOT

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

So HOlliday exhibited 'flu-like symptoms' before the celebration last night.

Suuuuuuuuuurrreee…

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He was getting started early.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently the outfield partied it up last night

but Luddy has a high tolerance so he still starts

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually that's why he was pulled

so at the moment I’m hoping the rest of the team doesn’t catch it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

pulled during the game

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, that's what they're saying.

didn’t seem to have him in quarantine in the club house. nor was he looking particularly piqued.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

trudat

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog has quite a conversation with catcher

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

preemptive apology if he hurls on him

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing they're discussing Micro Machines.

Don’t know why; that’s the guess.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they both talking super-fast?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a long exchange, then Boog smiled

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww. I can't rewind, I'm watching regular, old fashioned broadcast TV today

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Ricky just called DeRo "de la rosa"

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting have T. Greene in CF

But that’s a TLR lineup for sure. Gotta make sure it’s interesting, don’t ya Tony?

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

The moral, as always: At least it's not Thurston
The one creative twist La Russa put on the lineup before posting it was starting rookie shortstop Tyler Greene in center fielder. Greene and Joe Thurston were out early this morning taking fly balls in center just to get used to the spacious outfield here at Coors Field. La Russa watched and winced when he saw the sun searing down on the impromptu outfielders. ("Didn’t take that in to account," La Russa said.)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony is playing games.....

its like making shaq your pg

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

hopefully Lohse gets lots of grounders

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

TBS announcer about Pujols/Holliday: What a couple they make!

Alliday? Pulliday? Brangelina?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Chip doing the game?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope...

It’s the Brewers TV guy.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollijols

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think

just PuDay has a nice ring to it…

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the more "correct" mash is PuDay

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puallday

(For comedic effect)

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larue looks so cool

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

old school

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fonzie cool? or Bandit cool?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

on pace for a 27 pitch game

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

tyler greene has "no experience in the outfield"

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

wait

tgreene in center

you fucking kidding me, tony?

tony knows he’s a ss, right? too many kids to keep track of i guess

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He watches Tyler hit...

And he looks so similar to a RH Dick. Easy to get confused.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was weirder at first

we thought K. Greene was starting in center

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR has his way with his lineups

All I can think of right now about that: WHAT THE HELL!?

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no he is on play by play...

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

What?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guy in the truck.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is on first?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is the guy in the truck.

Is is on first.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

: ) gotcha.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

our defense in the infield is really good today

but in the outfield, uh, no

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

it's fine. ohse has shown no propensity whatsoever toward long flyballs this season, right?

Right?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then Freese proves me wrong

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thurston!

what?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thurston would of got it

then thrown it into the stands

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wat!!!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thurston woulda had that ball

and then promptly throw it into the stands

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

braintwin!

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

jinx!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or does anyone think

Thurston would have gloved it and then sailed it into the stands?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Carpenter will be watching over his flock"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ha!

look at him in the background of my avatar, freaky!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really...

Really?!

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

carp for pitching coach

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols for hitting coach

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

perfect

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome back to the Bigs, mr. freeze

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

DeRosa would have had that one.

Hehe. This is going to be fun. We can use that in almost every play.

by Evilfrog on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just going to cut/paste 'Boog would've had that one'

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a man in the scoreboard!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'm lookin at the man in the scoreboard..."

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit Boog

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT

was patheitc

Matthew, Mark, Lugo, and John.

by BVHeck on Sep 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

T. Greene should not be in CF

You had enough proof TLR?

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by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

no, he did good covering for him.

throw, not so much

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and really

that error is more on boog than greene

Matthew, Mark, Lugo, and John.

by BVHeck on Sep 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

except there was no error. it was like magic.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

was wondering how you get a run scoring error on a triple

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

it’s a circus out there

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

that was just horrible all around

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony totally sabotaged Lohse today

he wants Smoltz starting

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ooh...intrigue.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think B Ryan was making

an editorial comment; he could have had that cut off… he’s miffed that Greene is in CF

by the Tewk on Sep 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha. in-game protesting against the lineup.

“We shall over-come. We shall overcome…”

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

boog: "tony just let me try! let me try one time! one time PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha haaa

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

can the 3B coach please stay in the box, because we can't see from that camera.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ah man Lohse is getting shelled

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

he'll settle.

unless he doesn’t.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really colby would have glided over

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene Tea must be sweating out there

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

puking rallies, today.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

boot and rallies

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should've seen trouble coming

when I saw Lohse was starting…

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by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ah

now I figured out why the Rockies are good… they lead the league in walks

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

well, that coulda been worse

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not on TV

Ugh..Kirksville MO is not broadcasting this game. Second or third game this season I can recall not being able to watch..was really interested in seeing what lineup was put out there today. Anyone by chance have a streaming link anywhere?

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

No TBS in Kirksville?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We even have that in Clemson!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clemson is TBS' target demo...

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why? Just wondering.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regional thing

TBS in the South >= WGN in the Midwest

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and both stations everywhere I have ever lived in this country.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't have WGN

I thought TBS was all over though. I didn’t know it was southern.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was, at one time...

I now feel old.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is more accurate to say she is young.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

True fact!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This explains it a little

a short history of TBS

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that's where Turner Field comes from!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my gob.

do you know where CNN came from?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lou Dobbs' empty soul?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, she doesn't know.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cable?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which Ted Turner practically invented.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I THOUGHT IT WAS AL GORE

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

CNN, HLN, TBS, TNT

All Ted Turner creations…

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Captain Planet.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jane might have been involved in that one.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard it was a kid. or something.

it has, sadly, been a long time. LeVar Burton was in that, wasn’t he?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your tv package blows, though

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly very true.

I feel discriminated against as a baseball fan. They have the NFL Network but not MLB.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's MLB Network and Direct TV's fault

MLB Network is a Direct TV exclusive.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's lame.

I still want the Disney Channel though.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I can get MLB Network and Extra Innings on Charter Cable.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 27, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Maybe it was only a DTV exclusive when it first came out on January 1, 2009

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

its blacked out here in St Peters, could be there too

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

tv guide channel

Says it should be on, although I am getting CNN’s Headline News (???) on TBS somehow…this might be what I should suspect with Cable One after the $336 bill I had for this month.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you use a big antenna to pick up channel 17 over-air from Columbia?

That’s what I had to do. I missed the first inning trying to rig up my roof-mounted antenna from 1962 because I forgot the game was on KSDK.

Direct TV has TBS blacked out because Mediacom has an exclusive agreement to air it—so I had to use the ol’ antenna.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

really, though

it doesn’t matter if we lose every game the rest of the season.

course i would rather see the braves make the post season than the rockies. they don’t even wear jerseys

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

are braves still winning?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"MLB Race for the Pennant only $69"

this upsets me

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet they're really selling the shit out of that

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still not clear on

why, if you’re hellbent on having an infielder play the OF on a fill-in basis, why you wouldn’t put the infielder in a corner spot and put Ludwick in center.

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

DFA'm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang

this pitcher has been doing really well. and he’s handsome

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

did De La Rosa hit DeRosa?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

please say there were no roses

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

certain anime

overloaded

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue guitar strum and castanets?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was more harps and synths?

I dunno. my memory is fuzzy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

When he first throws the rose there is a guitar strum (most of the time but not always)

That sort of reminds me of Quick Draw McGraw’s “El Kabong” noise.

Then there are castanets.

..followed by one of his little poetic speeches.

Here’s an unusual example (at about 0:29)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, sorry... I meant in general. it's a common anime/manga thing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roses? Or synth themes?

I would guess both, but I’m only well-versed in a few series, and one above all others.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

roses

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

took it for the team now freese will hit a home run

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

War of the Roses is on

first battle – DeRosa

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

love getting dominated by de la rosa

once really wasn’t enough

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

took forever

for the announcers to realize DeRosa got hit.

by Evilfrog on Sep 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

a shiner bock?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

an amber balk.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That reminds me...

I’ve got some in the fridge.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

going with the Busch today

broke, gotta move into cheaper apartment

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that was a weird balk

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

poor guy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cant remember the last time i saw a balk

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

really? we had some balky guys at least twice

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i drink a lot

bad short term memory

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

drop the ball?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he balked

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

dropped the ball

apparently. Would be nice to get a replay.

by Evilfrog on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

dropped the ball, then his feet went crazy on the rubber

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon chesty

get another big hit

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by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

double pits to chesty?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's his ERA again?

because if it’s high, we’re screwed

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

is 4.37 high

i say yes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

so we're doomed.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting note...

De La Rosa was 0-6 when he dominated the Cardinals in June.

He’s 15-3 since. The Rockies should give the Cardinals their playoff shares for singlehandedly turning around their season in that series.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'know, this ad says "True Cop Files" but that's not what I hear.

esp. since it’s two guys talking in a bathtub.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Tyler Greene is really in CF?

HFS®

Just wait until he gets defensively subbed out later in this game…and TLR subs in Skippy

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

dick

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gah! I was joking!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alternate reply:

I know you are but what am I?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Khalil Greene

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

does *anyone* have the longer version of the Beyond Unpredictable ad?

FSM keeps cutting it off.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

why cant we have the rockies promo

7 runs = 4 tacos for a dollar

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

from the bell

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

That’s awesome

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did we lose the taco promo?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blues started scoring to many goals...

Too many people were taking advantage of the deal.

Too many taco bell employees were calling in ‘sick’ on days following a Blues-scored-five game.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice pitch

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you, Albert!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys

late to the party today – how’s lohse looking? Sucky?

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

looks better this inning than the first

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he seems like he settled.

I think that’s my theme for Lohshie.

“He’ll settle…
except when he doesn’t.”

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

new approach

Have Franklin pitch the first and Lohse takes two through nine

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, he needs the first inning.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he became 'Franli' last night?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

nonsense

there’s at least one clip of Albert scowling.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and boog/ludwick/some other baldy cardinal

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's Boog

he’s swearing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably discussed before

but is there any chance we can leave off Ankiel from the 25-man playoff roster?
Going forward, he is about the only fly in the ointment; although of course I am concerned about the pen, too

by the Tewk on Sep 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ank

good enough in the field + LH bat. I’m pretty sure he’ll be on the roster….

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

leave Ank off

means keeping KGreene, Thursty, Welley, Thompson or an injured Glaus.

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BARF

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY GUYS

awesome news! That deposit I was waiting for from the Central Bank of Nigeria has apparently arrived! And they’ve even emailed me twice!

I can’t recall having an account there but, hey, it’s all gravy!

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

good hustle, Greene Tea

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

guess what PERFECT GAME

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice jinx!

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is starting to become an EPIC reverse jinx

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, my attention is divided. are there now more than one stirruped players on the team?

(there’s gotta be agreement-fail in there…)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Lohse

Nice rip

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse ripped that

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa up at his face

that was Lohse? wow

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

took his frustration out on the ball

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're not gonna take this shit

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

which brings up the question..

Wainwright DH in WS?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

I dunno about that, but he can PH for sure

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lugo launches one too

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

nice lugo

another rip…

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

These Rockies uniforms are terrible...

There is no good reason to wear a black vest on top of a black undershirt.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

boog is hit!!! BASES LOADED.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

not that it's in any way significant.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeLaRosa is buggin out

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

EVERYONE STFU

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

didnt want anyone to mention AP+bases loaded

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALBERT COMING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

bounced first heh

nice sale, boog!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

doesn't matter

remember NLCS 06

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

my p2p game stream

I downloaded the TVants program I need to watch the game, although that’s as far as I get.

How do I use TVAnts to open the link they have at http://www.myp2pforum.eu/mlb-baseball/43978-baseball-today-sunday-september-27th-streaming.html

st://Az0CgpwEdTUDNQWCoAHIgBaxGfoHyM/aVd4QqsAYrcgPihcGSWNlVFY0ikEHZGVmYXVsdIqiBlNwb3J0cw==

^ the game link provided.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I spent four innings jacking with this last night

the st:// means you need StreamTorrent. If it works with TVAnts, it’ll say “tvants” in the file….I forget if it’s tvatns:// or if it’s *.tvants

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I downloaded stream torrent

And I still don’t understand how I’m supposed to open the file. I added the channel but can’t figure out how to open it. I try clicking ‘Open Player’ but nothing happens..I think that’s where I’m going wrong? I feel really dumb that I can’t figure this out.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog FLIES

three runs score!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog with the wheels!

APU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Pujols!

RBI- lead?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

RIDICULOUS!

I love having Albert on our team!

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert dug for a double, even. woooo!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

albert is good at striking a base ball

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

OT

Lions about to beat the Redskins. Jim Zorn might wanna start updating his resume.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

3 more rbis for Albert!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ELIMINATED

nice work for the lead run, boog.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful oppo field swing

Haven’t seen that one in a while

by BCinVA on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

ALBERT!!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

15 SBs

he doesn’t want Yadi to catch him. hahaha.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIDICULOUS!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

MANG!

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I am currently watching Albert...do...everything

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

yessss.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Albert just stole third.

by Evilfrog on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert steals 3rd!

This guy should become the DEFINITION of RIDICULOUS

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Put his picture in the dictionary

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st base, second base, third base, home...

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

luke - seriously nice work

since your reverse jinx comment, 4 hitters, no outs…

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

anti-zoomzoom

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALBERT STEALS THIRD

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert just jabbed Jose

i wonder what he said along with that rabbit punch

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

15 SB

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I just shake my head in awe at him.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

...wick.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Legowick?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

zoom…

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Opportunity for moar runz

I would say something, but I fear punishment

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

guess he … didn’t go. ok!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

De La is rattled

Horton is saying his delivery is getting random

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

he would know

Horton doesn’t even know the words he’s saying half the time

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

take note clobby

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey are you my braintwin today?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

take notes, Colby

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is this colby?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

typo

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chuchi Ramos' brother, I think....

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

50:50 i'd say

didn’t break his wrists but went a LONG way round….

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon talking about two weeks in Mexico....

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a short mention

re: De La Rosa’s grasp of English.

then Shannon had that thought re: where he learned Spanish. though there was a trailing “…” attached. I can just imagine.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay just called Mark, De La Rosa

YES!

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

De Rosa vs De La Rosa

battle of the redundant names….

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

that bruise of Luddy's is so dark.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

walked, bases full

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yum

Although after last night I wouldn’t mind not drinking again for awhile (well….maybe just until Friday)

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't screw up, Mr. Freeze.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

luggage

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear DAVID

TAKE A PITCH

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon frosty

time to make a name for yourself

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese just has a nickname waiting to be formed...anybody?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

we had a bunch for him earlier in the year

freezer was one

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have to see which nickname will be reactivated.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

braves and nationals tied at 3 in the ninth

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

we owe

the Braves a playoff appearance.

by Evilfrog on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we?

 they pwned us last series.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

true, though I thought we owed Smoltz

and we’re paying that back

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone forgets...

Even had the Astros beaten Atlanta that day, it only would have forced us to play a make up game with the Giants. Had we lost that, we would have had a one game playoff with the Astros. So they made it easier, but it’s not like they did it for us.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese

Chill out!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG

De La Rosa is going right after Freese

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

shannon talking about frozen mexican balls.....

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

hwow

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 27, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

he loves those

"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"

by pinkelposse on Sep 27, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be suprised if he wasn't

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be suprised if he wasn't

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

aha the rare double post

"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"

by pinkelposse on Sep 27, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

good eye

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoever this color guy is sucks

He’s making me dumber

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

But I did just hear him say (paraphrasing)

Tony LaRussa doesn’t allow inexperience to dictate his lineups.

Which was dumb enough, but then he said

Just look at Albert Pujols.

HFS®

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh??

inexperience sucking?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ouch

fooled him with that one

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

TBS has some nifty graphics

announcers are boring as hell though

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that slider didn't look like it slid much?

i wonder if that was a change?

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

doh

gonna go watch some Bearssss, go Cards!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Jay, the score is "three-nothing, St Louis"

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

That inning.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

So far this inning.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

OF the ROSE!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

errmmmm maybe i'm late to the party

but what the blue fuck is TYLER GREENE in CF????

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

*doing

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

pwning.....

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's making some green tea.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green Tea looks like a natural

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

random question

does every team signal the number of outs to the infielders while they toss the ball around between hitters?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I must be either eating/drinking between hitters or the camera guys don't show it.

other than Adam.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, who bought the white shades for everyone?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog

He thought they were cool.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have them forsell

at the team store in Busch. They are all Oakleys

by Evilfrog on Sep 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love them

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse's first AB must have scared De la Rosa

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse on the paths.....

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Tulowitzki FAIL

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

UH OH

says jay

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

THANKS TULO!

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog would've gotten that

maybe.

nice, Lohse

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

you have been Booged!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!

somebody post the f’ing goat….

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

QUIET

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

be careful, Lohshie

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD THAT'S ALBERT PUJOLS' MUSIC

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the looks of this

Im glad Im not getting Nexdef’d for this!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hooray for Tool!!!!

"The field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night"

by pinkelposse on Sep 27, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

GET MOAR RUNZ!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for APu

to get 6!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

delayed stream

First time I’ve watched a stream, saw “TULOWITZKI FAIL” and was confused for about 40 seconds as to what he did incorrectly…

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Slow game . . .

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by azruavatar on Sep 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Horton stating the obvious

“I would not want to throw this pitch”

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I would

though, Id be a sabotuer

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball 4, Albert

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert appears to have borrowes

Ankiel’s bat on that swing.

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by azruavatar on Sep 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

on GD that pitch is even with the guy’s elbows

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony LaRussa is a Legend

He has more Cardinal wins than any manager in Cardinal history. He has more total wins than every other manager in the history of baseball except Connie Mack and John McGraw. In the last 14 years, the RedBirds have been to the post season 8 memorable times. He is a law school graduate. He is a vegetarian and animal lover. He is an unconventional manager (pitcher batting eighth, playing his entire bench more than most managers and contributing to the popularization of the LOOGY . He is also interesting off the field . . . falling asleep at the wheel while at a green light, suing Twitter, being friends with celebrities like Bruce Hornsby, Bob Knight and Bill Parcells . . .

I appreciate the guy. He is of Italian and Spanish decent and speaks fluent Spanish.
He gives the Cardinals a culture of consistency and a tradition of excellence.
And he gives this board a lot to post about.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on Sep 27, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

that's errrr....

relevant….

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Letdown

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

bat into the stands

two Rox fans fight over it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

wow....i would fight hard for that

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

tried to do a yadi I think

throw the bat to foul it off. He knew he got fooled.

Still, the BAT nearly went yard…

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon. Boog is probably gnawing his shoulder off.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD!

THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

De

La

Rosa

is

slow

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

It's pronounced Freeze.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he's wrong then.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a jerk.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a brew crew announcer

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's saying it wrong...

It’s pronounced like “freeze”.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Jebus.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ahhh LOBsters. mmmmmm.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ClutchKWick

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

hey there's a game on

uh

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you not want to swing, Luddy?

that pitch walked right down central

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

slider I think but it wasn’t far off being a hanger…

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT

was a slider? looked awful straight and not moving much

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

way the seam was moving end-over-end looked slider on the replay

but i could very well be wrong. I suck at recognising pitches…

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was sort of being sarcastic

it may very well have been a slider, but it didnt slide

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

what were you looking for Luddy?

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at this boxscore

RIDICULOUS

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Whiten

was a beast!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember watching that one on TV

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, at least the next inning will be de la rosa's last.

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

If that kind of situation happens in the playoffs

I will lose my mind.

Also, they should have scored Albert when he was at third with 1 out earlier in the game, That runner should always make it homw.

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by azruavatar on Sep 27, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

so the score should be like.....5-2 right now

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

lohse and his bat

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction

The f**king offense has gone back to hibernation the bench.

by Evilfrog on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, half the bench is starting tonight and the regulars are not in their normal positions

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheese in, Cheese in

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Cloby!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog, what??

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves winning in tenth

Dodgers up in ninth; Phlllies having no trouble

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert doesn't drink.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But I don’t consider 3 RBIs too bad of a day.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure he had beers when we won the ws

i definitely remember him holding an open Bud or two in the post-game stuff

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like he's cleaning up after everyone.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

always feel bad for that guy at the party....

i still dont get up and help though

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's usually me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're a guy at parties?

that might have something to do with why you’re having a problem finding a date

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously I ment the girl version of that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a smart ass, f'in gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure the phrase works

when it’s self-referential.

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by azruavatar on Sep 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

but that's how it started!

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by gdm426 on Sep 28, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

its especially bad when you just kinda come to in the morning seeing people clean up…and you dont move

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite Rolen moment

he was running around on the field with 2-3 Bud Lights in his back pocket after we won the WS in 06

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

more than i needed to know about scotty ro

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

his face says, “sorry, my friend, but the spraying will commence now”

by nota bene on Sep 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The look on his face is priceless.

I miss Rolen.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

me three.

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 28, 2009 5:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Favorite. Cardinal. EVAR.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 28, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

always bothers me

these guys are pro athletes, at the height of their careers, earning millions per season, having won the biggest prize in the sport of basebal, which may happen once in a career, if you’re lucky,. Frankly, if I was in that position, you can keep your crappy Bud Lites (contractual obligations or not) and fly me in a crate of Westleveteren fresh from the monastery in Belgium.

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just likes playing w/ booze, apparently

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like playing with them too especially firm ones...

oh, you said booze?

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

His face makes him looksa little drunk though

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 28, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

drunk on life

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by gdm426 on Sep 28, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

or 4 by the looks of it

still doesnt mean he drank any

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He douses people with them.

But he’s said that he doesn’t drink.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog

My favorite moment from last night was when B.Ryan got waterboarded with Bud Light.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is now referred to as "Chamboarded"

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh

What is the etymology behind ‘Chamboarded’

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waterboarded with champagne.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

I thought I saw them pouring a bunch of the red can Bud Lights on him, although I was pretty Franklin’d at the time.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was beer, but Chamboarded is a better pun

because there is a liqueur called Chambord

and “beerboarded” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Said out loud, it makes me think of ShamWow

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say it in a British accent. Or French.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can't do this all day

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the alternate term is beerkkake

you choose.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

water boarded w/ champagne

sounds deliciously torturous.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

see thread last night

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Least. helpful. answer. ever.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

(shrugs)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

Is THIS more helpful?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see the aftermath, though?

Dude couldn’t breathe.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I felt bad for him. Poor little guy.

(but also noticed he had killer abs)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he's still Brendan Ryan.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably did irreparable to the ’stache

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. What use are the killer abs if your personality prevents a girl from ever removing your shirt

I kid. (Sorry, Boog. I do love you.)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

christ this is fking slow...

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

AL slow.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I read that as “Al slow” as in Hrbosky.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

my laptop battery is nearly exhausted after 3 innings of baseball

that’s close to a record…

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit, LaRue. Boog's over there.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

thou shalt run on pornstache, sadly

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

did it matter that Lohse didn't duck?

off-center camera, grumble grumble

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

knuckle down

Kyle

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That's ties the NL record

for assists by a 1B for Albert.

Apologies if I am nexdef’ing

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Sep 27, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Grace

look under the link I posted below

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two Words:

Slump. Busters.

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

f*in gdm

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wade Boggs

Only played 1st base a little but hit .600 with women in scoring position, I hear.

by Mr. Wilson on Sep 27, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

near the ML record

if my google searching did right it is not far from the ML record held by B. Buckner with 184

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are right

with the games we have left, I hope he gets it

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Sep 27, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many lives does torrealba have???

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

2

the answer is 2

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Sep 27, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

finally!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Kyle

Lets Get 6!

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

i think i speak for the rest of VEB when I say

awesome.

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that's awesome.

didn’t the creator of DW live in the St. Louis area? And Saint Canard was based-on?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh

“Let’s get dangerous” in other languages

The show was dubbed in several different languages for international distribution. As such, the catchphrase Let’s get dangerous! had to be translated into a similarly catchy phrase for the target language. It often did not keep its literal sense, as a direct translation of the phrase was unlikely to hold the same impact.
Language Phrase Literal translation
Arabic (specifically Egyptian) !يلا بينا نغامر (Yalla biina nghamir!) C’mon, let’s risk it!
Bulgarian Пипвам ги за миг! I capture them quick!
Cantonese Chinese 等我搞破壞! Wait till I do some destruction!
Czech Kačer Darkwing! Darkwing Duck!
Danish Lad os så vove fjerene! Now let’s risk our feathers!
Dutch Laten we lekker link gaan doen! Let’s get dangerous!
Finnish Ollaan vaarallisia! Let’s be dangerous!
French Cette chanson craint un Mask ! (pun with “Max”) This song is creepy!
German Zwo, Eins, Risiko! Two, one, risk!
Greek Ας γίνουμε επικίνδυνοι! Let’s get dangerous!
Hindi हो जाए खतरों से टक्कर। (Ho jaye khatron se takkar) Time to face danger!
Indonesian Mari hadang bahaya! Let’s charge the danger!
Italian Dagli addosso, Duck! Go for it, Duck!
Japanese 危険が俺を呼んでるぜ! (Kiken ga ore o yonderu ze!) Danger is calling me!
Korean 덤벼 보라고! Go ahead and attack me!
Mandarin Chinese 讓我搞破壞! Let me do some destruction!
Norwegian La oss bli farlige! Let’s become dangerous!
Polish Oj, powieje grozą! Oh, it’s gonna be dangerous!
Portuguese (Brazil) Vamos encarar o perigo! Let’s face danger!
Portuguese (Portugal) Vamos correr perigo! Let’s get dangerous!
Russian Ну-ка, от винта! Well, clear prop!3
Spanish ¡Hay que entrar en acción! Let’s get into action!
Swedish Nu blir vi farliga!/(Alternatively: Dags att bli farliga) Now we’ll get dangerous!/Time to get dangerous!
Turkish Haydi, tehlikeye atılalım! Let’s go into danger!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha awesome

wikipedia rules. I’m particularly fond of the frankly bizarre “THIS SONG IS CREEPY!”…. I mean, it really captures the original sentiment of the english catchphrase…

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also love wiki.

I went there to find out whether the creator was from St. Louis, but got distracted by the big cool table.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember a P-D article way way back

but now I can’t confirm it. I remember it had a photo of the guy sitting on a roof.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent, lohse

gritty stuff right there

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

reporting live from the game

As requested.
All I got is: albert pujols is ridiculous.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 27, 2009 4:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

you would make an excellent scout!

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hear he's out of contract in 2011

could be an intriguing buy-low candidate?

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

NLCS

If I paid for NLCS tickets and they don’t happen, I do get a refund, right?

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

the NLCS will happen

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not...

You want to do your part to sign Legoman, right?

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you all read strauss's article about mateo?

smooooth Cody

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linky?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind.

Found it.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew, colby's playing shallow like edmonds did.

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

David Nied

i got it right. BooYeah!

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

NO chugs, don't strike out!

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone have any good chinese recipes?

Specifically hot braised chicken?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but that sounds good.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

obtain chicken. braise it.

now that is the least helpful answer ever

by mattyp on Sep 27, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you find a good one, I'd like it, please.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i show up & the parties over

just like high school

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell Albert?

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

thinking about booze.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just loves spraying it on people's faces.

Wait. Um…

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates 6-5 walkoff

3 run single to win. Error to help

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Albert.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

mang is drunk

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert is ridiculous

at fielding bunts….

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

incidentally, just watching last night's highlights

how the HELL did we put up with Joe Thurston for 3 months? That throw…. jesus…..

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

we didn't

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

incidentally

the hitter currently at the plate is the Brett Wallace of the earlier Holliday trade.

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

poop

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

well shit

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah very true

error and then a guy chips one off his ankles into right field…. bah…

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

How are we gonna rate Lohse today?

"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 27, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

if he gives up more than 3 runs, not-satisfactory

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, only 2 are earned.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering how much of this is just hangover from last night.

I’ll give a little slack…but not much. If he gets the last start of the year and does well, then I will say he gets the fourth starter job.

"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 27, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

5/10

dead average i’d say

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish the color guys would stop saying "54 rbis with 36 at-bats with the bases loaded"

as if that’s some sort of astonishing stat. With less than 2 outs, pretty much any contact with the bases loaded is gonna drive in at least a run….

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

jawohl.

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

bless you

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have the look of a team who've kinda given up but they're somehow still really good

no stars, no big names, no real pedigree, yet they’ve been about the best team in mlb for the last 3 months… wierd.

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuse you.

They have Jason Marquis.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm laughing so hard i'm cryin'.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

any chance he gets left off roster again?

he’s been sucking it up lately and everyone knows you only need three starters in a short series.

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way.

Maybe.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's in danger of it

after his last start, that was the word on the evening news sports segment. they mentioned he’s been to the postseason for like 9 straight years, but only made 5 post-season rosters

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 28, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I would piss myself laughing if that happened.

"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 27, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got all this crap done, and it's still the bottom of the fifth.

the Cards’ lung function better be improved for all this trouble.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit...

You mean you score runs when you get hits with men on base?

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

in honor of the absent legoman, I am gonna eat some pie.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

coconut cream?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm getting a whole coconut cream pie all to myself today.;-P

"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

its the best kind of pie out there

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y'all I'm fighting sleep right now.

I may try to take a small nap for awhile.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: For all you college kids out there

GOOD NEWS

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

pfffttahahAHAHAHAAA

you jerk. ; )

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Flores in

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

I thought he was in someone’s AAA team. How the **** can he be someone’s primary LOOGY in a wild-card race?

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Belisle is awful too....

so yeah, 1/2/3…

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon chucho

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

K Greene in for Loshie

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: William Safire died today.

Loved his musings on language.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

poor KBot

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo glares his way on

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hilarious

He reminds me of that ESPN Magazine commercial with Greg Oden.

by Mr. Wilson on Sep 27, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez tulo

he’s a great fielder too. Mind you, helton didn’t help him there. Another great fielder, though…

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by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Tulo is obviously terrified of Lugo

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG FOR CHRISSAKE.

not the other hand.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

And Tyler Greene

already burned. Can K. Greene be played at SS still?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or I guess Lugo can go to SS and Thurston to 2B.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

[weep]

Boog is just a magnet for injuries.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

still in the lineup.

by ubeddie on Sep 27, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

from broadcast:

“You’ve got a dangerous bat at the plate in Khalil Greene”

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

geesh BOOG's out

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

time to adjust the settings

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was cooking and I missed it

did he hurt himself bunting and was removed mid- at-bat,

or did he get in trouble for screwing up?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

...yes.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww. : (

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can add this to your scrapbook

Boog looked like he was begging to keep playing, and Tony had these short, sharp “No. No. No.” before Boog finally headed back to the dugout.

Kind of like “Heel. Heel. Heel.”

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

*sniffle* how cute.

No rewinding for me, I’m receiving this transmission over the airwaves

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog kept a straight face, but he kept talking even after Thurston was getting up

I mostly gathered that from TLR’s reaction.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avenge Boog!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony's practically barking at Boog.

“no. no. no.”

down, boy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston...

yay

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

um, thurston batting for boog? why?

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by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

look up

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

bunt fail

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looked a bit balk-y

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston protects us from vampires behind home plate

but even in that, he fails.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got garlic on his belt.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Onions are out.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's an excellent question.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

because Brendan Ryan.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better question is...

Why was he bunting in the 1st place with 2 outs?

by buzzburton33 on Sep 27, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

because Tony La Russa.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

thurston K

who knew??!?!?!?

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CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston...

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

HA

even the ump says you suck joe

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

someone, somewhere, has got to have Beyond Unpredictable, the long version.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

gawww

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just poking around the VEB facebook group...

And I came across the group called “1,000,000 St. Louis Blues Fans”. It had about 11,000 members and I found that humorous.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a VEB facebook group?

How did I not notice this before?

I just joined.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't knw either.

Just joined.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...I see you!

Any relation to a former Cardinals pitcher?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

But people used to call my Dad all the time asking if he was Ricky.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of ass

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

catcher... triple....

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

See, good things happen to hitters when they dont fucking swing @ everything

that gets thrown to the plate…although its bad for the Birds. Torrealba=One of many NL Cardinal Killers

by buzzburton33 on Sep 27, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Had his hand too far up the barrel.

Ball hit his fingers.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

(snicker)

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ooh

Hopefully, everything is still intact in the phalangeal department.

by olddomination on Sep 27, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

by BCinVA on Sep 27, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't intentional.

I re-read it after posting and started cracking up.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know which to rec

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be generous!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're the expert

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what happens

when we have infielders playing the outfield

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 27, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

This game has been a mess.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs losing 0-4 -- and nobody cares!

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Sep 27, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

too bad they’ve figured out that Lidge sucks

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was EVERYONE this year.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone Pujols'd him.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he kept seeing the face

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just about

His opponents batting line is .307 .404 .528

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 27, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that warms my Cardinals heart.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in

Lidge turns entire NL into Matt Holliday shock….

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

whiffwick

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 27, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

lookingwick?

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ball low.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

no way

right at the ankles like it should be ( for blind man’s bluff)

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 27, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just throw it wherever, guy...

They’re all strikes apparently.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

k zone just got super-big.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB encourages umps to do that.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

THURSTON U SUCK

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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard that too but shrugged it off...

but now I’m thinking they were 6.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cards sorta used that in 06

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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez larue...

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a wild pitch, not a passed ball, blame tubbo reyes

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

not in my book

thats a routine take for an mlb carcher.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

porkchop

not taking advantage of the expanding strike zone

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he had too much modelo last night

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Albert in sole possession of NL assist record?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

thurston....redemption?

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

he has about 237 more to go.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

if at thurst you don't succeed...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

...STOP TRYING AND SIT ON THE EFFING BENCH

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Dare I say a webgem by Thurston?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wait thats right

WWL doesnt know the Cardinals exist

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Rockies 7+ runs in a game = 4 Tacos for $1 the next day.

Far better than 25 cent drinks at Mobil, in my opinion.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

4 tacos from where?

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thursty

just cemented his place on the playoff roster.

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Sep 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hell has frozen over

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE

by cardwash on Sep 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

THURSTY!

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston is AWESOME!!!

yeah i said it, wanna fight about it?

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

STREET?

2 inning save?

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

The Freeze is On.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

on the street

Inside your head, on every beat

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like off of Street, but okay.

(lol)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue deliberately jogs back after his sac bunt

in order to showcase his flowing locks in the Colorado air.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Sexy, sexy man.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

horton, allen craig is not a pitcher.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Yay!

Dick to save the day!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

For the Rockies!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it wasnt a K

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 27, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Horton want to have PK on the post season roster

because everyone likes him?

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i always want my most well like guys on the bench as opposed to the ones that can, you know, actually play…

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sauuuuuuuce time

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else noticed since Dick has become a bench player,

he hangs out with the starting pitchers in the dugout?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Thinking back to the good ol' days

When he was actually really good for a season.

by Mr. Wilson on Sep 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAUCE!

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmm sauuceeee

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

what a terrible at bat torrealba.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

Ankiel Flashback…

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

oh come on. you MEANT to hit the mascot. sell it, Sauce!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Swing wildly at a ball...

Take a strike.

Great way to get in an 0-2 hole.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

It was all part of The Glare's plan.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE

Let’s go ahead and win this anyway.

by stlfan on Sep 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo glares his way on!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

skip in!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

randolph, we don't call him "the schu man"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

(/dp jinx plse, GOBs)

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE WAS SAFE!!!!

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT

THE HEADFIRST SLIDE WORKED

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

if you mean

worked in getting him called out, you are right. If he ran through the bag he would’ve been called safe easily.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'S SAFE YOU EFFERS

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Terrible.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

blame skip, not the ump

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT????

he blew the call! Skippy was safe! it wasn’t even bang bang!

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The slide creates a larger margin of error.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he had ran through the bag

he wouldve been 2 steps past the bag

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

He was safe by two feet.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

again

if he hadn’t slid, he would’ve been CALLED safe. I realize he was safe. But, if hadn’t slid, he wouldve got the call.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing excuses these umpires.

if any crew needs to be investigated… this would be on the list. they were trying to hand us the game, the other night.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if the umps wasn't a complete pile of shit he would have been safe too

it’s doesn’t matter, he was safe both ways. the ump fucked the Cards again

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

 you are both correct and the umpires are out to get the cardinals.

I still believe that if he runs through the base he gets called safe. The only reason for sliding into first is on high throws to avoid the tag.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo!

Tough call there…awaiting replay on the damn Rockies network that is not showing it.

by stlfan on Sep 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert just hit the catcher in the head with his bat.

On purpose.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

boooooooooooooooo

ibb

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

SOOOO FREAKING SAFE ASSHOLE

not to mention so freakin sexy too

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

console your wives and girlfriends

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh,,,,um,,,,

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW that was awful

safe by a foot. Still, I bet if he’d not done that stupid f’ing slide he’d have got the decision

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome! Are they properly calling it "Autotune the Outfield"?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sent it it....

you’re all welcome

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Sep 27, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert is disgusted at the prospect of an IBB

great expression on his face as soon as the catcher stuck his arm out

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

He tapped the catcher's helmet with his bat.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRING ON THE ROBOT UMPS!!!!

the Cards have been hosed all series long by these fuckers

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

stupid scrappy, just stupid

you are a professional (and you know blue can’t deal with any extra challenges)

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slow

Even the IBB seems to take 5 minutes to complete. Long game.

by leefyg on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't care about this game until now.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

LUGO GLARES TO THIRD.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

LUGO takes 3rd by force

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Occular force

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job Lugo...

way to get 3rd. Now for the typical 360 foot fly ball from Luddy…

by stlfan on Sep 27, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Lame.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 27, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

®

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf apu

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 27, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

f'in Albert

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, damn. that wasn't Luddy's fault this time.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

well he could have hit a real sac fly

but this “go against logic and basic little league teaching” thing on the bases is gettin a bit annoying

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

how far of a fly would it have to be to be a sac?

honest question

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a terrible fucking game...

We should have scored 10 runs today.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert giveth,

Albert taketh away?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yep.

oh well.

I will now proceed to be pissed off if Boog continues to be out for hurting his OTHER HAND.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one is actually on ... Albert?

whoa.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Tulo, you little f***er

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

okay. Barmes, you little f***er

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin thurston strikes again

his fucking idiot base running bullshit has fucked up this entire team

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

nice twist

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFA him

now, do it

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

In Retrospect

I would rather face the Rockies than the Braves and their pitching and their current hotness.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on Sep 27, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

But we might face the winner if they win their NLDS

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on Sep 27, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

replay showed

 lugo wasn’t even tagging up. Shitty baserunning all around there.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 27, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

oh well pardon my language but

shitfuck.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

leave Thurston out of this...

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

by nomar34 on Sep 27, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get all our Bad Karma (and this umpiring crew) Out of the Way.

He has more Cardinal wins than any manager in Cardinal history. He has more total wins than every other manager in the history of baseball except Connie Mack and John McGraw. In the last 14 years, the RedBirds have been to the post season 8 memorable times. He is a law school graduate. He is a vegetarian and animal lover. The remaining week is now about getting ready for the following week.
Did I mention that Tony LaRussa is a Legend?
He is an unconventional manager (pitcher batting eighth, playing his entire bench more than most managers and contributing to the popularization of the LOOGY . He is also interesting off the field . . . falling asleep at the wheel while at a green light, suing Twitter, being friends with celebrities like Bruce Hornsby, Bob Knight and Bill Parcells . . .
I appreciate the guy. He is of Italian and Spanish decent and speaks fluent Spanish.
He gives the Cardinals a culture of consistency and a tradition of excellence.
And he gives this board a lot to post about.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on Sep 27, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

are you done posting the same comment over and over?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh but this time he insinuated that falling asleep at a stoplight after a night of drinking was a good thing

or am I reading that incorrectly?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think it's any different from the last one...

Word for word. I could be wrong, of course.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, check the activity on profile. heh.

not very slick.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems to be exactly the same.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did I miss that the first time? You are correct. Carry On.

I suppose he just really wants us to bow down to Tony’s greatness.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is exactly the same.

And was meant to be.
In case somebody missed it.
TLR whining gets old for some of us.
For me.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on Sep 27, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, but by definition

if you’re cut/pasting the exact same comment…

I do not think that qualifies as something new to contribute.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least say "In case you missed it in the other thread"

or “repost” or something like that in the subject line. It will be received with less hostility.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply fail. meant for mercury

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the greatness of DUIs, I suppose.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn't driving under the influence.

He was sleeping under the influence.
In his car.
At a green light.
I didn’t mean to infer that it was good.
Just that it was interesting.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on Sep 27, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You imply; we infer.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

OVERFLOW DAMNIT

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in gdm

we were trying to keep it to this thread!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, now I want more pie.

[goes to get some pie]

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, let it die here

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by gdm426 on Sep 27, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please...

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 27, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, I hope they get the boneheaded, horrible baseball out of their system

before the playoffs…if I was a Braves fan or had anything to do with that franchise, I would be livid right now. They should be able to put up a protest in the 1st place for today’s lineup alone. Dont get me wrong, the Braves have had alot of chances over the last few years, but even though the Cards have clinched, its no excuse to play like that

by buzzburton33 on Sep 27, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, Oquendo really hustled Tony out there for Albert's dousing

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 27, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

No postgame wrap for me.

Now there’s just a rerun of House.

I didn’t know Greg Grunberg was ever on House.

Time to switch back to SOMETHING that has some kind of highlights.

/engage antenna disconnect

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 27, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

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