Let's review what we learned tonight:
Adam Wainwright is a horse.
Ryan Ludwick is not slumping any more.
Yadi left the game with a bruised knee, but this surprisingly led to a chain of events which resulted in everyone getting a free snowcone.
Ryan Franklin still sucks.
Joe Thurston really does suck, in a non-light-hearted, carefree internet sarcasm, ha ha chuckle chuckle wink wink nudge nudge kind of way.
"Shrinking violet" refers to a shy person.
They throw rolls at you in Sikeston.
Tony LaRussa is CRAZY WAZY.

Did I forget anything?