Game 155 Open Thread -- Sept. 26, 2009
by chuckb on Sep 26, 2009 7:45 PM EDT
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Over the last 11 games, we've only scored 43 runs. Cubs have already won today. Maybe this is the night we get it done? Let's hope so. We're 0-5 against the Rockies this season.
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!tsriF
In an effort to ward off jinxing spirits, I am going to wear my cap sideways tonight.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
speaking of which
you’ve taken a lot of ribbing recently over the jinxing thing, and you’ve been remarkably good-humored about it. +1 to you on that.
Thanks
Like last night, I had just gotten home when the game was about over. I had been on for probably no more than 10 seconds when I got more grief for something I didn’t cause (as runners were on 1st and 3rd when I began watching).
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Amazing timing because he showed up and we lost. It's his fault.
Entirely.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
KMac had nothing to do with it, nooo
It was ALL ME.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
don't kid yourself
it was your fault
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
sideways, inside out, sprayed down in febreeze, and on fire...
just to be sure
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
I won't go to that extreme
Just the cap being sideways will do. Damn GOBs (and VEB peeps) have punished me enough
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
ok, zoom zoom will not die
so it has been said, so it shall be done
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0-5??
yuck
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
Let's do this.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 26, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's Roll!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I don't really know what it is either...
I searched for scuba dog. And bingo.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Now while my attempt
at humor was rather lousy, I just had to giggle at that.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
An attempt at humor
But apparently you don’t get it.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Lineup
What is the lineup?? Lots of lefties I presume.
Believe it if you need it
or leave it if you dare......
Cards:
Schu – 4
Ras – 8
Pujols – 1
Holliday – 7
Ank – 9
Molina – 2
Thrusty – 5
Boog – 6
Waino – 1
Yes, thrusty.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
With AnK and ThURsty
I think Tony is:
a. an idiot
b. waiting to clinch at the last possible moment
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Thrusty...
sounds better than thursty to me.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
I figured so
but I’m a stickler.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Rockeez
Gonzales – 7
Fowler – 8
Helton – 1
Tulo – 6
Stewart – 5
Torrealba – 2
Hawpe – 9
Barmes – 4
Jiminez – 1
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Well hell!!!
I thought Tony was trying to win the game tonight, but i guess not. That lineup is a little weak, but so are righties against Jiminez. Go Birds!!!
Believe it if you need it
or leave it if you dare......
why is Thruston playing.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Only Tony knows
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
exactly! and he isn't telling.
Believe it if you need it
or leave it if you dare......
by Cardinalnation on Sep 26, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Thrustan!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
oh
i actually figured it out
it’s because he’s hitting 1.000 in the past week, he’s 1-1, and you know tony loves the small sample size.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
No kidding
TLR: Hey Joe, you were 1 for 1 this past week. You’re startin’ tonight!
Thursty: Really?
TLR: I sure love me some small sample size!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Duh.
MLB Network!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Bingo!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Should I mention
this?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Could be worse
You could be at Cal…
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
True...
42-3… and they were ranked #6!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
take holliday here and he's ours'
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
by slu on Sep 26, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
GOLD!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Brilliant indeed
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
now we need the animated gif literate to put holliday in the place of that kid
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Ugh.... fiiiiine.
I’m not too great with gif editing, but I’ll give it a shot.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
True. I've never done audio editing prior to the Rasmus thing...
…let’s do this.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
"This is the operator, what do you need Moz?"
“Pies, lots of pies.”
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
moar piez
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Ichiro got his 1st professional ejection tonight!!!
Hurray!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
...I've been watching handegg.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
THERE IT IS!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Dan&Al on MLBN?
Dammit… not those two morons…
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
2-1 again tonight?
Last night was only the second time this season the Rockies won a game in which they scored two runs or fewer. Only Tampa Bay has fewer such wins this season: none. Jiminez is actually the Rockies’ ace. He has found his groove recently, having allowed only one run in his last outing to beat Dan Haren. And he held the Cards to two runs the last time he faced them. Jiminez’ record at home is better than on the road, and his record since the All-Star Game shows he’s adjusting faster to the batters than they are to him. With Wainwright and Jiminez going tonight, it’s not inconceivable that the score could be 2-1 again….
You trying to tempt the GOB?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Colby should take "selling it 101"
…taught by tonights umpire.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
BB
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Rosenthal reporting that chances Pujols signs extension this off-season
are “slim and none”
Not sure why Dewitt even came out and said anything…now if they don’t sign him, it’s almost a let down
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
stop paying attention to rosenblech
he’s a moran
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by gdm426 on Sep 26, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
2nd'd
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
DeWitt is making a gesture, sending a message.
Doesn’t mean they won’t get an extension done before Albert’s final year.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I know less then the next guy.
But I do not think signing Albert is automatic, or even close.
Why call it an extension anyway? His contract is over after the club option. Wouldn’t it be a new contract?
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Skip BB'd
There’s a start.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
cmon razzums
get on base
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
not sure about that one
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
WTF?!
Can we appeal this game if we lose?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
hwy
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Raz almost made a mental error
But that was an odd call.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
let's go APu!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
What the hell just happened?
Shannon and Rooney aren’t helping
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
Tulo dropped a line drive, made the throw to force Schu.
by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
HE SUX DFA'M
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
was getting ready to type this
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
1st 3 have worked the counts full!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
hwat hair
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Pubic?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
19 pitches, 1 out
Get Jimenez as soon as possible
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't stand
umpires that put a hand on the catcher’s back.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
ditto
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
That's a sign of something
but not necessarily incompetence.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
He's checking to see if the catcher's moving
if the pitch is somewhere other than where the catcher wanted it, as though that’s how he’s supposed to be making the ball/strike evaluation.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Ah.
I thought it was so he could get as, ahem, deep into the slot as possible.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
why are you clearing your throat you trying to say something
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go Lego!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
And Holliday responds
But just because you said.
by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't quite
the Duplosion I was hoping for, but I’ll take the run.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
DUPLOsion FTW
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Yes, but when I say that it sounds stupid
Only certain people can pull off “I see what you did there”
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I was tempted
to do “Dueplosion” but that would’ve been packing too many bad jokes into one word.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
LEGO!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
woooooooooooooo
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
Atta boy Lego!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
He wasn't even running hard there. That's what's crazy.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
WooT! Here comes the heart of our line-up!
Watch out!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
I guess he's trying to make the best
out of his final games as a Cardinal
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
And there you go, Ankiel RBI on a little dribbler to the right side.
by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey gdm
You should start calling what happens, seeing as I do a terrible job.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
that knocked the guy over
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
2-0
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
Waino is wiping the drool off his upperlip
I’m not sure what this means, but it’s good
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
hit it pretty hard
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
At least tonight,
my champagne is nice and cold, unlike last night. Thanks, Cardinals!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Half mine are
the other half are already inside my body due to collegiate football.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Don't tempt the GOB...
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
There's a guy there *ROOTING* for "Ricky"
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
100...
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Jimenez
just hit triple digits on the FSN gun.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
3-0
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
THIS is the Rockies ace?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
He fears the power of Ank and Thurston
It’s too much for mere mortals to overcome
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
WHAT ARE THESE RUNS i
i thought they only occured in the singular form
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Dinks and dunks
And three runs. Now, that’s my kinda offense!
by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
I think you mean dinks and dicks
We got rid of dunks in July.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Useful!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
yadda?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
Typical Thursty
Dammit Tony… why’d you have to run this guy out there?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Whoops... mental error
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Oh, Yadi
We’ll forgive that cuz of the 2-our RBI
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
Is that poetic or what?
Thurston at the plate and Molina gets picked off. Bad base running is infectious.
by Michael_68_1999 on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
Thurston is so bad, he gets us out of the inning without swinging the bat
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by dan on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Someone sig this!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
NO.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by this, you morons
I meant bjork’s comment
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
NO.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
No... sad.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Shootin' for #10?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Carp's voice
I will never get used to.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
a badass muppet
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by gdm426 on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are there other kinds of muppets?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 26, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...like Aloysius Snuffleupagus
He sucks.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Sesame Street are the non-badass muppets.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
That eagle
was quite a badass.
As is Schumaker.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How do you account for Kermit Theeee Frog then
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
And, of course, Sesame Street was around
for about ten years before The Muppet Show came along
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
he was on sesame street from 69 - 76 when the muppet show started
which i don’t remember him from there, only the muppet show
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That's 7 years of badass!
Plus, he made appearances in later years.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
yeah, but he wasn't always on there
he wasn’t supposed to be a main character
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he made a name for himself on the muppet show
SS was his AAA affiliate/stepping stone to the big leagues
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Without the success of SS,
there would be no Muppet Show.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
checkmate
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
eh, i'm not so sure about that
but again, it was before my time, so i can’t really say this for a fact. and if it was before my time, i know it was before your’s because you’re not even 25 yet
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How sweet of you.
But seriously, why would a network give Jim Henson money for a TV show without his success from Sesame Street?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
He wasn't without Sesame Street!
He was just some guy with puppets!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
How the hell does a frog and pig screw?
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
froggy style?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
by nomar34 on Sep 26, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kramit the Frog?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Even if he didn't have the teeth and claws
The eyes would’ve still made that hilarious.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Besides - they're not real muppets!
They’re cartoons!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
i will agree with this statement!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I'm not a fan (having just watched it on youtube)...
But you know what I DO like? The theme to Fraggle Rock. The show was a mess, but that’s kind of a fun song.
by peach concrete on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Sesame Street
wasn’t always an hour of Elmo’s screeching.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
or Roosevelt Franklin
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
No way. I'll take pre-1984 Sesame Street any day
over the Muppet Babies
ma-ma da-da boop-boop sho waa waa
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Doo DOOOOOOOOOOO doodoodoo!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
the open of the second season of the british office is what endeared me to this
absolutely hilarious. ricky gervais is king
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Yeah
but this is plain freakin’ sweet, too.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
It is.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
and
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Growing up in the 70s was pretty rad.
by peach concrete on Sep 26, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm older than you.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
it's impolite to as a lady her age, but i'll be 32 in three weeks
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As I said, I am older than you
(I saw you mention 1977 as your birth year in another thread.)
So, you don’t have to ask me. : )
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
You're only a couple months older than me
do you mind that I imagine you to be a crotchety old man surrounded by empty bottles of Old Crow?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
I had a good time then, to be sure
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I loved the yip-yip aliens
but also the doodlebugs…and I can’t find any doodlebugs on youtube. : (
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
The family car?
But…we don’t have a family car.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
The anti-jinxing sideways cap
has worked through half an inning. Could this be a sign?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
STOP IT!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Just stop mentioning anything game-related!
You gave up a base knock…
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Sorry...
another mental error.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Yeah baby scorin some runs
Leta fuckin clinch this shit!
by cardfan124 on Sep 26, 2009 8:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That was my ex-girlfriend's name
Leta Fuckin’ Clinch
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Helton looks a Disney character
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I meant to put "like" in there somewhere
but I’m not sure where
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Helton looks a Disney-like character?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
ROLL CALL.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
east of the Blue Ridge
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Guess I better leave
See you next season.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
cmon Waino settle down (ump’s not helping tho)
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Skippeh!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
OK
finally gave in and downloaded TVAnts and this thing makes no sense at all. Can’t figure out how to load the channel TLBF linked to above. WTF am I doing wrong?
Whaaaaa?!
Sad Trombone
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Correct...but he was still there, yes?
First sick, now d-e-d dead?!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
The comment and the name
mesh quite well
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
So much excitement, and we're just in the FIRST INNING!
OMG!
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Curve doesn't break in Coors?
WW is all over the place
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Carp was having the same trouble with his curve last night
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Carp says their mound is shit too
which effected him moar than the mile high air
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
way to go waino!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Guh. 20+ pitches per inning for both aces.
Gonna be a looooooooong game
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Anyone have a BIG HARDEE??
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
I am gonna rec this just because that is the kind of guy I am
and I am also happy, happy, happy
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
dan just asked
where the team would be w/o thurston the first couple months of the season. c’mon dan – seriously?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
When was his last (and first) homer of the season?
April 7th?
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So, I'm late arriving to the game thread
and i see we’re up 3-0, should I stay or should i go?
I don’t wanna pull a zoomzoom
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Same, just getting here.
Why is Thurston on my tv?
by peach concrete on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
hes left handed, duh
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
i've been here all along
and i just wanted to see if it would work.
but seriously, i’m getting sick and tired of the jinxing shit and the references, even if they’re meant to be a joke. i’m damn close to being out of here for good.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
You're being all dramatic and sh*t.
How about you just have fun, hmm?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Don’t let them scare you. No one actually thinks it’s you’re fault.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
You know you do...
…but I suppose we can lay off a hair.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Up until now, I thouhgt your username was ClemonsGirl
As in, Roger.
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Slydexic mcuh?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
I didn't mean it to be offense
I just glanced over it the first time, and then figured, “well, she’s a baseball fan… maybe she liked Roger… but why would she spell his name incorrectly?” Then I drank some beer and fell asleep.
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I understand, but it's starting to get old and annoying
so just cut back a little, K?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
People on here in general
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Subject line
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
...
:)
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Jesus.... you shoot a 7 handicap?!
Nice.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Thx.
Took me 11 years.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Whoa!
That’s seriously impressive and I am jealous.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
You should be :)
Of course, that’s including the 6 or so month offseason with the lovely Michigan weather.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Wait. I'm confused.
You’ve seemed to encourage all this “jinxing” stuff and now you want it to stop?
That’s cool. Just stop with the Debbie Downer act and we’re all good. Be old ZoomZoom.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I'll do me best
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
i'm sure you do
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Sep 26, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is why i love VEB
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Okay, that took me WAY too long to get.
by peach concrete on Sep 26, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
(fap)
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
The gift
that keeps giving.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
enzyte?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I know...
I was trying to make a JOKE! Jesus…
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
extenze on the other hand...
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
hehe.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
you are almost your own meme zoomzoom
take pride in that pal
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I hope it's the whole community
and not just me
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
It's not just you, so don't worry
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
This reminds me of that 90210 episode.
When Brandon befriended the school “slow” kid because all the cool kids picked on him.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
moar crooked numbers pleaz!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Good work BatBoy!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
not if you're George Brett...
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Ump's flipping a coin.
I don’t think anyone’s getting squeezed in this series, but they’re all getting jobbed.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, it looked like he threw 5 or 6 strikes to albert, and still ended up walking him.
i’m not complaining — just saying.
I hope you mean the game :)
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When you're older you'll realize that's a waste of time.
I sent my gf out with her friends so she would leave me alone with the game.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i sent my wife out too
just me and a bottle of champagne…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Barmes....
It’d be nice to see Ank gun someone down, like last year.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
It was Colorado
where he had that legendary game.
Lots of cool things happened against them last season.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Anyone else have problems logging in?
Like the NFL is mocking me. The ad’s at the top of the page block the login screen for me with Chrome.
You have IE or Firefox, or something other than Chrome?
You may have to resort to that.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
firefox too, but my screen is just barely big enough for me to click the log in
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
I have Firefox and never had an issue
with the RedZone ad crap.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
that ad seems to be pretty imposing
I think SB should can it
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
agreed
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Sit 'em.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
skippy :(
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Clobby!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
razzums!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
Why does my yahoo email
think I need to join BlackSingles? And I need 3 inches of growth?
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
spam.
just learn to ignore it.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
That made me laugh
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
they know you better than you know yourself...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Your webcam has been hijacked by Google
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If you're going to start dating black girls
you might need the extra three
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
If Pujols doesn't get a hit, he's off the playoff roster
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Izzat you, tony?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
i do'nt remember the last time
we were on the receiving end of a string of bloop hits.
i kinda like it.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Every time people lean way over the wall to get a foul ball
I get really worried they’re going to fall on the field like that guy in Pittsburgh (?).
Every time people lean way over the wall to get a foul ball
I get really worried excited they’re going to fall on the field like that guy in Pittsburgh (?).
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Ouch ?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
My bad hand is cramping up
Something it rarely does. And the Cubs-Giants highlight made me cringe.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
So.... No LOBster tonight?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Thrustin'!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Haha
Set yourself up for that one, vexed
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I miiiight be stating the obvious here
But that is one nasty uncle Charlie
I want the Walrus back...
lol, helton, halfway to a cycle
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So, do you have to be a Cards fan to offset the crushing pain of being a Nationals fan?
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One of my close friends grew up a Cubs fan...
…and then became a Nats fan when he moved to DC.
That’s just asking for suffering.
by peach concrete on Sep 26, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like Todd Helton, despite how jolly he looks
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I like him
Great player, thought he was done a few years ago, glad he’s still out there.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Not as good as this
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
wtf, zoomzoom?!
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King of the Wooooooorld!
I don’t like that picture cropped.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Tried to pick something better than Helton
Me apologies.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
the most authentic part of that
is the belliard sloppy jersey
where can one find this on the internets?
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
i thought it was JEd's eyebrows...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
by nomar34 on Sep 26, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The night STL was attacked by missles
Never forget!
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by dan on Sep 26, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i can't believe he's still a rock
i was so sure the sawx had traded for him
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
it's the goatee he
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Helto just passed Babe Ruth in doubles...
Helton is very underratted, imo…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
btw, what happened to helton's power?
he can still hit but where’s the homers???
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Thurston Error count
1
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
ah 2 more
wasn’t the over under 2? So don’t you have to get 3 errors to win
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Yes, I said over/under 2
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
THURSTON!!!!!!!!!!! GG!!!!!
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CHUGS LARUE
Thurston hatred in 3...2...1...
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
why is thurston on the roster?
is a good question
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
The bad answer
is Tony La Russa.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Nothing a shoulder bump can't mend
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and hit a homer
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
chuckb is right, we don't have a backup 3rd baseman
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Brian Barden?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Article about him in the NYTimes today.
by peach concrete on Sep 26, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Barden >>>> Thursty
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I'd like to see Freese
over there sometime before the regular season ends.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
It's not like Freese is on the bench
oh, wait. . .
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That's right Al, it's because he hasn't played in a while
Not that HE SUCKS AT 3B and has all year long.
why does thursty get the TLR love when he's got less big league experience than boog???
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
it's why i prefer radio
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
rooney made a comment too
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Al has never had common sense
and this crap is PROOF
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
THIS, Tony
is why Thurston is NOT our every day 3rd baseman.
Hell, he shouldn’t have made the team past Spring Training.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
PTBNL in the Lugo trade
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Trade Thurston
for a pack of peanuts please.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I could've done that
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Got to take it one day at a time.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Glad I'm not in Springfield anymore?
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
mo?
I live ‘round there. But I’m in Chicago at school during the school year
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Springfield rocks!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Yep, Springfield, MO. The largest and bestest Springfield in the USA!
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I'm from Ozark
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Lamberts: Home of throwed rolls and good grammar!
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thou shalt not
confuse them any longer
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
I thought it was Sikeston
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I forgot Lambert's had more than one location
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
There’s one in Alabama too. I think it’s Alabama.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Yeah, somewhere around Gulf Shores
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Isn't that actually Miner?
Geography nitpick.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
nope
it’s sikeston
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
does it really matter when we are talking about the boothill?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
eh
dexter, miner, sikeston, it’s all the same i guess
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
It does when you're travelling
and trying to find a hotel vacancy during the Boothill Rodeo.
Ended up staying in well into Arkansas.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
its the only thing Ozark has up on Nixa...
that and their baseball team…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
and I'm from Ozark
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
oh....yeah...
that too
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
all the little chicks with the crimson lips say springfield rocks, springfield rocks
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Way to pick up your teammate, Adam
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they coulda dfa'd thurston a long time ago and called up allen craig
my big pet peeve of the season
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
I've ordered the chopper in to fly you back to Bragg.
Grab your bag Joe.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
I, seriously
have never disliked seeing a Cardinal player in the lineup more than with Thurston. He invents a new way of sucking… Yes, I know she said that
I want the Walrus back...
I used to feel that way about Preston Wilson
and Kip Wells
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Meh..
I actually rooted for Duncan when he came up and had those two 20 HR seasons. Thurston is just bad, bad, bad…
I want the Walrus back...
I just thought Duncan was in an unfair advantage
Dude had major surgery and still played. I got no hate
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 26, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Thething about Thurston
Is that he was supposed to be a great prospect. But has just underperformed at every single aspect of baseball. And yet, we manage to give him 259 at-bats when we have this guy.
I want the Walrus back...
Ponson I think takes the cake for me to
Since he also displaced Flatbill
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 26, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I like him simply because he punched an Aruban judge
at his own DUI hearing.
But yes, he was/is a shitty pitcher
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
So we can hit old baldy...
but not Cook or Norris.
We should be fine in October.
Ask me about my avatar!
unless a good pitcher starts sucking
in which case we’re doomed.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
New announcers next year, FSMW?
Not a question, more of a DEMAND.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
ugh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
alright
I finally got the ST feed to work….the video is pretty good when it’s working but it’s a batter behind. The audio seems to be speeding up and slowing down for no obvious reason. Which is hilarious. But I am a much happier camper now…
Can we be sure that this is Ankiel's last year with the Cardinals?
Dear God
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Let's hope so
sorry Ank. Love the comeback story, but it’s time for you to go. Good luck in Pittsburgh!
June 2010: Pirates release Rick Ankiel, realize he’s garbage
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Do you realize...
the Bucs are paying Matt Morris a salary right now. That’s all one needs to know about that franchise.
Ask me about my avatar!
Didn't Matty Mo retire?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
This makes me happy and sad
Never could anyone hang an 0-2 curve like Morris.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Fucking A right Flim
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Luddy just rushed over to tell DeRosa something
urgent and rather lengthy message. DeRo: “No way!”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the rockies have massage heads in the shower...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
by nomar34 on Sep 26, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
that's what she said
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
I knew this'd be a good thread.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Everyone but TLR knows that
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
He told him...
he just became a Type A and his dreams of four years, $40 million are kaput.
Ask me about my avatar!
That had to be one of the best conversations ever.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
it was mostly with the eyes
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it's just bizarre
that the Sauks can hate him so much, and with the Cards he seems more personable than, say, Khalil.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That line about Khalil's bloody sleeves is still cracking me up
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
not that funny to me, personally
I had lots of high school friends like that. Pretty serious problems there.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they speak of Wainer running out there to the mound, eagerly.
unfortunately every time I hear about a pitcher doing that, I think of Coffey.
damn youuuuu brewers
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That made me laugh
and every time I see Coffey running, I think of three things:
1. Run Forrest Run
2. Run, fat man
3. Look at that body jiggle
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
teleport faster, Cobly.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
do the Rockies have riot police? because... dude...
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
dammit
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Fcuk
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
That
was a well hit ball.
Wainer left ’er up a bit.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
no wonder I was thinking "insurance runs" when they had a 3-run lead.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
MOLINA DOWN MOLINA DOWN
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Uh oh... what's wrong with Yadi?!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Damn you Rockies!
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 26, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Be tough Yadi!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
CHUGS LARUE!
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Bunt fouled off his knee/quad
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
shit shit shit!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
thats what i thought when it first happened...
im not sure why it isnt
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
DAMMIT.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
we have THREE catchers
wtf is Yadi going back out
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I really hope we DO face Rox
in the playoff. GOB owe us
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What the hell?
C’mon GOBs…. give us a break!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
maybe they have taken an interest in your sig
hehe
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Here we go again...
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Adam's missing location
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
fucking shit!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
finally
it takes Wainer and Albert and Barry to convince Yadi to leave.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
CHUGS Larue is in, poor yadi
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
pshh, that'd be if yadi got hit in the head and suffered post concussion syndrome
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Don't even mention that.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Crap, who gave him the knife?
I bet it was Lugo
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
How many 2 stike hits by Colorado tonight?
Seems like most of them.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Abandon the out-pitch curveball
in Colorado, you’ll see that, I guess. Adjust!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
damn that sucks
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Thank GOB we have Pags in the dugout...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Never thought this team would really really need help from the Cubs to clinch.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
But
last night was pretty damned frustrating, and tonight so far, too.
Callin’ a LaRue homer.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
winnar!
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 26, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Wainer is all sadface about Yadi.
not that this is a reason for him to keep missing location arrgggh.
there is no such thing as a personal catcher
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
sweet, chugs is catching
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
He. Went. AROUND!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Let's see what we've got going on here
- Yadi is hurt and there is a possibility we will see Little Pags, who mark my words is right now baseball’s worst hitter, actually play
- Waino has hit a skid
- Thurston is a terrible terrible terrible 3rd baseman
- Acc. to Al, the Modern Baseball Player knows nothing about baseball whereas Al’s generation just showed up fully learned on baseball playing the second they were drafted.
- Coors Field ain’t big on these umps.
Did I miss anything?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Yes
6. Tony is a moron for starting Ank and Thurston, especially starting Thurston at 3B
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Missed #4
But it sounds hilarious.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
you have missed the last 20 years of Al doing Cardinal games?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Well essentially he was talking about how Kent or Bob Forsch is now...
…coaching in the Reds system and was apopleptic about how sometimes these guys he has to coach know NOTHING about baseball, or something. Heaven forbid a coach coach, you know? Basically Al insinuated that players in his day didn’t have to be taught things, they just knew them anyway from that one time they were playing in the open lot by Billy Tom’s house and Ricky got caught in a pickle, and so they ran a three throw hot box and got him out. Then someone threw a rock and threw it again and that’s how his arm got strong and how Al didn’t show his friends up or something…
I blacked out somewhere in there.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm thinking the umps are on no one's side
it’s like Mad Max or something.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
two pitchers enter
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i 6ly can't believe Tony's didn't argue the batter was out
once again, he drops the ball. so to speak
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Are these us seeing the same game I am?
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Boog is OFFICIALLY covering two bases
(one of them is first.)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that guy in the front row is calling a better game than Dan and Al
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Anyone > Dan&Al
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
thank god thurston got the tag down
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Does that man have a small dog dressed in a cape sitting on his lap?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
yes. he's in the handicapped section, I believe. it's his dressed up service dog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Is the cape an oversized service dog cape or an extra?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
well it's probably cooler
might as well dress it up in team colors
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yes, yes he does
you gotta problem with that?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
go sit down!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
A.D.A.M.'d!!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
The Tigers
should watch video of that.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Haha +1
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
no, no they should not.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Waino!
Nice slingshot to 3rd! (And Thurston – GREAT CATCH!)
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Great play by Thurston!!!
that is why he is in there!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
very nicely done ADAM
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Thurston threw a guy out!?
I didn’t see that in Cincy…
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
adam shall make a wagon
all others will ride upon said wagon as he drags the team to victory
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
low throw, but Albert digs it out
now he has to go RUN and cry healing tears on Yadi’s knee. RUN, ALBERTO.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yeah, next time he hits a home run he'll get his feathers back.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He's not as bad as he's made out to be
Gets on base good, and he’s leading off here.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
lets see if he gets on base
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CHUGS LARUE
And TLR
just found his playoff Starting 3B
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no worries
we won’t face any RHP in the playoffs
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Runs, plz
three is not enough
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Oh no, just realized....
Thurston will be starting at 3B tomorrow…
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
or dumdumj88
self-deprication :)
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
(please know what this is from so I don't look like a jerk)
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Night at the Museum!
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
+1
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Suddenly I have a desire for many, many more Franklins
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by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 26, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
joe thurston is the type of competitor that he'll make up for his mistakes right away
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
With even bigger ones.
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by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 26, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1 & rec'd
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Classic Thurston
Damn you Tony…
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Thurston: now batting .230
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
just behind Ank's
.234
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and we got them both in the lineup!!!
woo woo woo, you know it!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
a black hole!
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
[burns tiny flag]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Back from the commercial Break
Shannon: “Thurston is up to bat and he swings and misses.”
I think shannon is just using a soundboard for thurston ABs
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
official report - bruised left knee. listed as day to day.
Fill in name in the standard form: Yadier Molina.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
How about we clinch
and not use Yadi until the NLDS? Of course we keep him tuned up and seeing some live BP
I want the Walrus back...
I have been concerned as to when Pags Lite
will learn the pitching staff.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
but personally I think the timing sucks
He was finally seeing the ball well again. I was hoping he’d get into a groove again.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yeah you're right
Nevertheless, he has received a beating as of late. I can recall several fouls hitting him in the past couple of series. The guy is metal solid and has cojones, but he needs a break.
I want the Walrus back...
there's only so much you can do with a pile of crap
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CHUGS LARUE
sweep it up and
dump it in a trashcan?
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Trade it for Julio Lugo
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Nicely played, sir.
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by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 26, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
OT:
I threw a dead raccoon out in the trash the other day.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
+1 - made me laugh
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
New candidates for Mike&Mike in the Morning's
just shut up segment: Dan McLaughlin and Al Hrabosky
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Mute button baby!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
and wainwright gets a double
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Joe & Rick
plz take note. This is how you hit.
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After becoming self-aware a few months back, I have rapidly mastered all baseball skills. The only reason I don’t get hits every AB is b/c that would be boring. I’m a rope-a-doping these fools. Yes, I’ve learned about Muhammad Ali and Mr. T. I will destroy all.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
yessss.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Wainwright!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Wainwright
is freaking awesome.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
I'M DIGGIN' FOR SECOND, BITCHES
gimme some fuckin’ run support!
love,
Adam.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and by bitches, I mean everyone in the doghouse.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Joe Thurston and Brendan Ryan find a hiding spot after the pitcher doubles
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Leach tweets
Molina day to day w/ knee bruise
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I'm perfectly fine
with Molina taking a few days off. We’re clinching tonight, I tells ya.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
its gonna be sad when we celebrate and yadi's like....i can't stand.......
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awwwwwwww!
Albert will hug him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Chandler and Joey didn't have that pick-off move.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was wanting to be
Joey in the foosball tourney tonight, sadly i ended up being Chandler.
Could I have sucked any more?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
No GOB tempting, please
We’ve been punished enough
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I'm an optimist.
And an atheist.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Why is our pitcher the sixth best hitter in our lineup?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Hey they're oly trying to clinch here
I mean, why use good hitters for a clinch game and just get it over with and stuff?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
BECAUSE IT'S WAINO
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A.D.A.M. says
F U Joe Thurston, I do it myself
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 26, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A.D.A.M. says "I'll do it my damn self"
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
FU Jobu!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Well played
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
lineup should of had wainwright batting 8th, thurston 9th
course that might be worst
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no, need more thursty bashing
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
Why did tony abandon the hitter hitting 8th this season?
Did he ever give an explanation?
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
it stopped with legotime
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
because we got a clean-up hitter that can, you know, hit...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
TLR doesn't need an explanation
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It is a pretty lame explanation
“I only do that when I’m worried about scoring runs.”
SCOAR MOAR RUNZ!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Apparently he does it when he thinks the offense needs a jumpstart.
Now that Holliday has transformed this team into a mashing juggernaut of awesome they don’t need jumpstarts anymore.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
...no, it's because Skip is OCD.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
LOL
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I like when Shannon makes up the conversation b/w pitcher and catcher
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
"as the game goes along, the importance of every pitch becomes greater"
wat?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah that first pitch you can just lay in there...
…it doesn’t mean anything. Those bombs and stuff you give up in the first don’t matter b/c those are selfish home runs and again those pitches aren’t important anyway. No tight sphincters then, you see.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
LETS GO COLBY CHEEEEEEESE
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Nice AB, Skip
your turn, Colby
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April flashback: Do something gouda Colby!
by peach concrete on Sep 26, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
What we need
is some colby jack.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Let's go Christiano Rasmussen!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Burn it up, Colbs!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Colby, Adam has candy for you if you get a hit.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We need a smooooooooth home run right about NOW
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Colby's got that super swing...
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go
Bronson Vincorowisz!
Base hit, baby!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Smooth HR plz
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
wow, 2-0 to a guy batting before the best player of the decade
STRATEGY!!!!!
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actually, I'd just like him to get on base for Albert.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
like that.
don’t swing, son.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
SHannon "outside and it's full.....3-1"
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Astro's pitcher Bud Norris out for season with arm fatigue
If only they had decided that before Wednesday!
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
because he lasted so long against us?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Getting out all those outs
was just flat-out exhausting.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
post-el hombre syndrome
kinda like brad lidge, you can have a relapse
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
looked ok to me....
Still it would have been nice if he had hit it.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
cmon RAsmus!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Boromir Velazquez
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
damn.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
that nick is hard to type when drunk
which is my main criterion for good ones
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Well, I'm not drunk yet. Maybe I should get crackin'
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I can't claim credit; it's not mine.
see below, or last night (I think?)
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
You must have
missed out on some Friday night VEB hilarity. And by missed out, I mean, left your house.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Somebody mentioned last night
that CR’s name will soon be so abstracted that we will be calling him Boromir Velazquez. I can’t claim credit for it.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
It may not have been in a game thread.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I think I'll just start calling him Fred.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Colby K
damn you
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COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY don't strike out
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fail
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
i told him not to swing!
[weeps]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Last one was a strike down the middle
He’s got a lot of trouble recognizing breaking pitches inside, though. It’d be real nice if he could fix that in the next week or so.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
second to the last?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Sheet.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Meatball too
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
yeah
and not the good kind either…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
the kind you need a safety word for...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
animation domination?
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
These FOX sunday commercials are creepy
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
the commercials on teh radio are worse
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those are teh ones I was talking about
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Yeah, it's creepy, but I just laughed so hard my mascara is running.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
You sick bastard
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
the 4chan one is funnier
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the MF ROSE!!!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
This is the guy that everyone is so high on?
I have a great idea!! When the count is 3-1, and two men on with pujols coming up, Im going to swing at ball 4!!
Maybe that will raise my .240’s average!!
IGNORE
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 26, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Admit it though
Ankiel would never have put himself into a situation like that, running up a 3-1 count.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 26, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
right, of course the pitcher is no good in that situation
his stuff sucks! why, he wasn’t even trying to get Colby out!
i concur w/ the IGNORE
2.444 is ridiculous
Thurston out?
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 26, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
DEROSA IS HEREEEEE
eugh, I feel like a DeRomantic. it’s just the Thursty effect.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
You'd like to take a DeRoll in the hay with him
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
it's just sad it took TLR 7 innings to realize his mistake in the lineup
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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
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that sounds like something for the VEB bar
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
You've got DeRo, Freese, T. Greene, K. Greene...
and you choose Thurston!? 6ly!?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
unbelievably retarded
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
unbelievably?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Someone took an ass beating over the word "rape" the other night.
But retarded is ok?
Just a peeve of mine.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, one is an offensive, illegal, immoral action that was being celebrated.
The other is an offensive, tacky insult.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Wait, I'm saying the usage is offensive. I don't understand.
And what the guy took an “ass beating” over was that when he was politely asked to stop using the word, he found the whole situation funny. It snowballed from there.
No one has defended the usage of “retarded” in this thread, but the usage of “rape” was defended. So yeah, we must’ve read different posts.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I'm sure Albert would be plenty pissed by that word.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I never use it
but was pretty surprised to find out that “Indian style” is considered offensive now. I was asking whether Pow-wow was cool, but didn’t get a straight answer on that one.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
I used "Indian giver" to a guy at work the other day.
He was actually from India but I don’t think he got the joke.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking love Pysch
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Criss-cross applesuace is so much better anyway.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 26, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
teh goatee
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So NOW we're playing our good guys
This was the master plan, right?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Not quite
Ank is still lurking around in right
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Injured Yadi > Ank
6ly
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
True
Story or no, AnKiel is terrible. You’d think he’d learned the basic difference between a ball and a strike at SOME point!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, wow, someone actually did a "swing batter batter"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i remember watching the highlights of oneof pujols' homers in houston earlier in the year, you can clearly hear some little kid say "swing" right before pujols launched one to the left field bleachers
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so THAT'S the secret
Albert has some uber-talented kid telling him EXACTLY when to swing!!! Sign this kid up!!!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
it's probably AJ
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
clear the mechanism, A.D.A.M.
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
double clicking your mouse?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
That the sound of Waino's chamber loading
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
No one caught the
For Love of the Game reference?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Where is his out pitch tonight?
thee have been so many long counts.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
colorado air, giving waino's offspeed pitches nothing
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
CHUGS LARUE
would thepainguy
know anything about the propensity for balls not to break in high elev. or is it a myth (more related to humidity?)
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
It's for real
not as dramatic as people make it out to be, though.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
6 innings tonight probably
The ’pen better show up tonight.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
LaRue nearly picked off the runner!
god I love the infield defense… on that side.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Left side.... shit side!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
I consider Boog to be on all sides
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
(Specifically to Thurston)
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
COLBY!!!!!!!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and then he shows no emotion.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
There is no room in his head for anything but baseball.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
it's just a large baseball with curly hair, actually.
that’s why Boog hangs out with him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
wahhh ha haha
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
whoa-oh
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
EFF YES COLBY
This kid can run like a damn deer.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
Kobe Ramses!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Nice catch, Crabby Romulus
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Crispy Ratchet
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
(that guy hadn’t commented since 2008)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
well done
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That was an easy play
Anyone could’ve made it.
He didn’t even need to dive!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
much better to dive than read the ball off the bat flawlessly
and the more zig-zags in the path one takes to the ball the better
2.444 is ridiculous
I was tempted
to come up with some alternative Denise Williams lyrics real quick.
More temptation than talent, though, fortunately for us all.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
thank you, good night, sit down.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh and Dan.... that's not Yadi.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I know, I just heard that and ran downstairs like
WHAAAT? How did he get back in the game? Did he jump out of the effin’ dugout? That’s not even legal!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
he's very advanced
see sig.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yikes, WW is at 94 pitches
one more inning at most
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GAWW?
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 26, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Actual conversation
TLR: Hey Dave, who is that guy we have out in CF? I didn’t know Rick ran that fast!
DD: Well that’s Cody Rackums, of course. You put Rick in RF, remember?
TLR: When did we bring this Kody Rascals aboard?
DD: He’s been here all year. You hugged him after a walkoff once.
TLR: Wait, when did Rick hit a walkoff? I could only hug my dog and Rick.
DD: Um… Nevermind.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Bravo.
rec’d
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 26, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
and is anyone else creeped out that TLR hugs anyone who hits a walkoff? he didn’t do this before, right?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
He's getting soft in his old age
Either that or he just hoards hugs like a bear prepping for hybernation hoards, well, whatever bears hoard.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, which Mini Miles...?
I’m actually blanking on that one
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought
Mini Me = Miles
Fat Miles = Stav
I don’t remember there being a Mini Miles, he’s already pretty mini to begin with….
see, I don't know those either
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I had friends who called Miles Mario
but I hadn’t heard Stav as Luigi.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
That's too bad
It just makes so much sense: they look alike, but Stav is taller, and when he jumps, he sort of floats in the air with his legs kicking.
And Belliard is Yoshi. Because of the tongue.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
nice.
who’s princess peach?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I was thinking Dick or Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Bigger question:
Who’s Toad?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
correct
but since he’s still Mini in general I just call him that. Sorry for the confusion. and Fat Miles is the best nickname going
2.444 is ridiculous
Thanks
re: Fat Miles
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Sep 26, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Molina is back in the game
MLBTV said he tagged torrealba out after the K.
Maybe they have been listening to Shannon?
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Could be Dan&Al
and their quick wits…
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 26, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
OK Lego
hit a homer please!
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
scoar moar runz and eet moar piez
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 26, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ah dang
need moar runs!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
That's what she said.
Way too easy.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 26, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe no one has responded to this yet.
Too easy?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
$50 says Dick K's
We've won the NL Central 7 times, and we won the World Series the last time we did it. How about a repeat?
Well this inning is over
Nothing sucks my life force like a Rick AB against a great pitcher. Except maybe Thurston doing anything other than sitting on the bench telling good fart jokes.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 26, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
lol
always the bright side
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 26, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
How about a17 pitch AB
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
we've scored our 3 runs off of Jimenez and that's that
there is no reason to try to score more.
2.444 is ridiculous
Chest!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 26, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
overflow!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
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