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In 2010, the Astros will play baseball without gravity in Minute maid park,

just to mix things up. Here is Michael Bourn sleeping on the outfield wall.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   5 recs

I think it’s funny that we need overflows for off days.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah... funny...

and not at all lame…

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

did we get through an entire thread without dating advice?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thnk so. But guys, there’s this guy. And he’s hot. And he’s super sweet. But he has a promise ring to his girlfriend. :( This time it’s my fault not his.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this a different guy from the last time?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. He doesn’t talk about her.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is a promise ring?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that episode was so wrong.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

if by wrong , you mean AWESOME

then yes, it was very wrong

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 24, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course i do.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know what they mean. In his case I think it means I won’t have sex with other girls ever or you until we’re married. He’s really, really religious so I’m guessing.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh geez.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you know Flim wasn't saying they guy's just anal about sex?

Okay I couldn’t say that with a straight face

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 24, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

with a straight face, or a straight man's face?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...I think .....

nevermind.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet they keep asking us

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t really asking for advice. There’s really nothing to be done.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure there is, stop looking & trying to find someone

6ly, do this for a few weeks. focus on skool, work, anything & everything but trying to get a fellow to like you. and before you know it, there he’ll be. ready, willing & oh so able to be your bf you’ve been looking for all along.

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t. I met him naturally and I liked him. I meant there’s nothing to be done in this situation.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve long sonce stopped trying to get boys to like me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

according

to former president Bill Clinton oral is not sex

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Sep 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it largely depends

on what your definition of “is” is

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

POLITICS ALERT

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

So just anal
Gotcha

I don’t think he’s THAT fastidious.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

hot + super sweet + wears a promise ring = southern for gay

be good friends with him. laugh quietly at the other girl.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I was thinking.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

being gay at clemson? i imagine there's a lot of things wrong with that.

poor guy.

take him to a gay bar. drive him to atlanta if you gotta.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

EL OH EL.......

rec’d sir.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that you can't be a successful closeted gay man in SC.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Javon is not gay.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not

that there’s anything wrong with that

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Not at all. I just know he’s not.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is what a lot of girls

have said about a lot of guys.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. But I’m pretty sure he’s not.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

check and mate.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wear something low cut in the front

If he’s straight, he won’t be able to help himself but look.

If he’s classy, he’ll feel bad about it and glance away quickly.

If he’s a douche, he’ll stare and maybe even grin.

by thepainguy on Sep 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please stop.

Everytime I read these types of comments, I’m disgusted at the stereotypes that are used to portray people. I know everyone’s trying to have a good time but this kind of stuff is getting out of hand.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coming May 2010

The Bourn Calamity

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

excellent.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

heehee.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you

I was gonna make a carbonite joke

by nota bene on Sep 25, 2009 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Bourn crashes into a wall as he attempts to catch a fly ball

Albert Pujols is Cardinal for life

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Michael Bourn...

reacts to the news that Pujols, Holliday, and DeRosa will all sign long-term contracts with St. Louis this winter by attempting to run through the MMP wall. Said Bourn: “That Drayton is a real dipshit… I want out!”

Ask me about my avatar!

by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmm

The outfield wall flypaper seems to have worked. We tested it with Michael Bourn, who stuck to it as well as the baseball did. Yadier Molina recorded an inside-the-park homerun on the play. He’s out for six weeks with a pretty rough case of “catching his breath”

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

also hee hee

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should be green damnit

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

one away from 6-ness

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

http://twitter.com/SI_JonHeyman/status/4354134353

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might it be.....

that they can’t sign Pujols until they sign Holliday..,commitment to win and all.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Bourn, CF for the Astros,

Protects his favorite glove from a line drive hit dangerously hard in Minute Maid Park.

Rabid Redbird

by gthedamned on Sep 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

this made me laugh in the comments
“I can just imagine a team like the Mets or the Angels swooping down and taking him for 4/40”

I could definitely see the Mets do something like this and then get laughed at as they eat the terrible contract in a couple years

.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he does have a tilde in his name.....

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good stuff in there.

I would like to state the C.Zambrano is not on the market bc were just shopping him to see what the Cubs can get for him. Unless henry find somthing to blow up in his face again.
Pluse the Cubs should Resign R.Harden but its ok if they dont as long as we offer him an abruation and get a draft pic for him. And we do got samargia, gorazonly, and marshel as back up plans.

Posted by: Wrigleyterror37 | September 24, 2009 at 06:03 PM

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

should be grammarterror37

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, the guy might not have fingers

lay off, ok?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol!
Ya im not i just cant spell.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know whether

to laugh harder at the second post, or think this dude’s gotta be ESL and I’m a jagov for laughing.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this season

has yielded some golden material from BCBers.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

samargia, gorazonly, and marshel

Cubs’ pitchers or Cheese?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain "gorazonly" is actually a human portmanteau of about 3 Cubs pitchers

a bit like Jeff Goldblum at the end of the Fly…

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

can the real Piñata please stand up please stand up

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, wait a month on that, k?

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, sure

Boog needs him a Piñeiro start to get going again.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, I got ready

to watch the Cards game, thinking that they’d clinch tonight. Except when I went to go watch the game, I looked at the Cardinals’ site front page and noticed their next game wasn’t until tomorrow. Now I feel like this guy.

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 24, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Classic zoomzoom.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, it really is.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone a Fringe fan?

The shows weird and I’m not really sure what its about…but its awesome

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i am...but its choppy at best

flashforward seems cool

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't gotten into Fringe

but FlashForward does look interesting.

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

planned on catching ff tonight but am going to have to wait until its up tomorrow

As for Fringe, it started off really slow but once the spring season shows started it picked up lots of steam as it established a canon.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!

I have no idea what’s going on.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

big picture going on

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE BOURN IDIOCY

the 4th installment

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Sep 24, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Bourn to be Wall'd

i am late to the caption party

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i havent....but speaking of movies with hell in the title....

“I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” comes out tomorrow…….i really really really hope its good.

/end hijack

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t do horror films no matter how good they are supposed to be.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get scared easily.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, no

it was the BOO that got me last time.

f’in gdm… hiding around corners and jumping out to startle us.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 25, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well the picture got me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in:

Zack Grienke is a badass.

The fucker just called out Greg Gibson on his strike zone from the dugout and got tossed.

what are you calling for fucking strikes?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

oh hell yeah.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greg Gibson is a fucking tool

he just warned the benches after a slow curveball got away from the Royals’ pitcher and got up and in.

and he tossed Hillman

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I wish that counted in the Cy voting.

by BTown Birds fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

in which case Carp would win

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i submit to the jury

ryan ludwick’s eye.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

attached to Ryan Ludwick, I would hope!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if he straightens up his act.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS ®

that’ll put a damper on getting him hot again….

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard something about the coaches, but nothing confirmed....

let me hunt…

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wiki

[fake blockquote] Eventually, Bradley moved forward with an idea he had for a board game which he called The Checkered Game of Life, an early version of what would later become The Game of Life.

He also invented the paper cutter.

…oh, wait.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems to be umpires and press guys and managers

But I imagine most altercations remain behind closed doors.

On September 23, 2007, Bradley tore his right ACL while being restrained by Padres manager Bud Black during an altercation with first base umpire Mike Winters.
Later that month, Cubs manager Lou Piniella told Bradley to leave the dugout and go home after Bradley threw a tirade after flying out in a game against the Chicago White Sox. Piniella and Bradley later confronted each other in the locker room, and exchanged words again.12 Piniella addressed the incident after the game, telling the media, “This has been a common occurrence and I’ve looked the other way a lot and I’m tired… I’m not into discipline, I’m really not. I’m going to put his name in the lineup tomorrow and that’s it.”12 Piniella later apologized to Bradley, and reinserted him back into the line-up during the team’s next start.13
According to the The Dallas Morning News Bradley attempted to confront Kansas City Royals television announcer Ryan Lefebvre in the press box following a game due to what he believed were unfair comments made on the air. As the Rangers’ designated hitter, Bradley was able to watch the broadcast when he was not on the field and took offense to a comparison Lefebrve made between him and Josh Hamilton. Manager Ron Washington and general manager Jon Daniels chased after him and stopped Bradley before he got to Lefebvre, at which point Bradley returned to the clubhouse in tears and said

    “All I want to do is play baseball and make a better life for my kid than I had, that’s it,” Bradley said to a quiet clubhouse. “I love all you guys. … I’m strong, but I’m not that strong.”

Daniels said that Bradley was upset that someone that did not know him was passing judgments about him.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was quite entertained

by all the “Jeff Kent is racist” drama back in the day. Geez, if we’re only being told about a fraction of the altercations, he must be quite the ray of sunshine.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Milton Bradley...

the LaTrell Spreewell of baseball or was LaTrell the Milton Bradley of basketball?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Now, I’m not a fan of Bradley.

But I think I remember that Lefebvre incident, and wasn’t it a little over the top – something like the guy was comparing Josh Hamilton to Bradley, with Hamilton as a role model and Bradley as a degenerate?

Honestly? I’d be pissed if I were Bradley, too. He’s the degenerate, compared to Hamilton? Hamilton’s reform is a great story, but still…

by siddfynch on Sep 25, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not so much whether he should be pissed

it’s what he does when he is.

which then causes more behavior that pisses him off, and well….

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

and i wish defense counted

in gold glove consideration. que sera, sera.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grey's anatomy

yay

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by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Is St. Louis snowed in or something?

why so many comments on an off-day?

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by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It was an acceptable number

until that comment pushed it over the edge. great job.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stuff was so epic

that no one wanted to miss out on Thursday stuff.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Stuff. Good times.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

another off-the-field division clincher

is pretty epic

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad it won't happen until early Friday morning

Who thought it a good idea to send Chicago to the West Coast this late in the season?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

8:15 start for me

hopefully it’s a quick game.

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"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I can think of few things I hate more

than the Cardinals clinching the division on an off-day.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh. Winning the division is good, no matter what.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about

not clenching at all?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clenching is never good

Except when the outhouse is really far away (when it becomes a good thing).

by siddfynch on Sep 25, 2009 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because I should be doing homework but I don’t want to.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Math- which is too easy so I am bored wiht it already.
English- which is hard to get started on since I’m writing a paper but once I get started I should be set.
Foundations of Education- paper
Early Childhood Education- study for the midterm

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do you think those damn brainy baby videos work or not?

My kid’s five now and doesn’t seem very bright.

Ask me about my avatar!

by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

kids don't respond to videos nearly as much as actual human contact.

parents would be much better off sitting down to read, play, and interact with their kids.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's commie talk!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

negatory on that one.

pretty much the opposite end of the spectrum.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have a winner!

proudly hailing from the small town of seattle, nc.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t just use them by themselves. You have to actually interact with the kids while they’re watching them. That’s what they’re for. And no matter what you’re doing they shouldn’t be watching too many ayway.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliant! My 14 month old usually has an attention span of about 5-10 seconds…which is exactly what makes this DVD perfect. The scenes change all the time, keeping her entranced through the whole movie. I can never just sit and watch it…I would recommend this to anyone with kids, and I plan on buying more Baby Genius DVDs! Very pleased!

Um. No. Children under 2 should not be watching TV.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hfs -- if your kid has a 5-10 sec. attention span that's not a characteristic

to foster.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH SURE dont SUPPLY his DEMAND.

i see right through you COMRADE! take your big government hands off our young’uns! you can take your work-life balance anti-business talk back to france with the rest of the pinkos! its bad enough we have hitler brainwashing our kids into doing social service while prisoners sit on their ass doing nothing on MY DIME. then people expect me to foot the bill on some lazy do-nothing’s $1.5mil cancer medicine. here’s your cure: get a job, jerk! stop all this government spending right now! unless it’s social security, then you better mail that gotdamn check right away!

9-11!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey...i'm in your signature

i feel honored

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by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you get due credit for an assist.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the issue is that...

if people used them as directed, they’d be worthless. The point is to occupy the kids when you can’t/don’t want to interact with them. I’m trying to think of an analogous product… perhaps the “water pipes” at the tobacco shop.

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by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

DISAGREE

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

blech. all these comments are about "calming" your kid down.

you can put on the tv to the cartoon network, or probably the cards game and it will calm your kid down.

so will a shot of robitussin. that’s not what the series is supposedly about. it’s supposedly about making kids smarter, not providing a shame-free electronic child tranquilizer.

everybody needs a break sometimes, and a video can be good for that. but you also have to be the parent; your tv can’t be the parent.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So true. I don’t care if you set your kid down in front of the TV just don’t think that these videos are made to teach your kids what you should be teaching them. They are supposed to be tools to help you.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh.
Something about the Baby Genius series keeps them glued to it for the whole thing, and then they beg to watch it again.

getting your child “glued” to the tv is NOT a positive.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not good.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it could be worse

they could put some porn on for them to watch

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's nothing

compared to Your Baby Can Read. I thought the commercial was some kind of hilarious spoof the first time I saw it and still have a hard time believing anyone could be convinced that a baby can see enough to read, much less have the cognitive ability.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, you're saying...

If my 3-y-o knows Cars line by line I’m a bad parent?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends

can he quote the big lebowski yet?

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Sep 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to judge anyone’s parenting skills. Just don’t let your 3 year old sit in front of the TV all day.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

every kid has a favorite video.

moderation in all things.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. They’re kids. They should be running around and exploring things. It’s how they learn.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't. The 18 month old does.

Kidding…your post below is exactly what they both do.

They might watch 5 minutes of something and its off to the next thing.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

procrastination win

i agree with this.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

god i need to do homework too

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Sep 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's difficult to get out of Mom's basement sometimes

Other times we get grounded from WoW.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOSER

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the emotional struggle i had

when mom took away my WoW is still circulating on the web somewhere.

oh wait, found it

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was stripping really necessary?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You obviously don't appreciate the subtle nuances

of the melodic plea for justice and reason. literary scholars will analyze this for years.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a dignified young man taking bad news in stride.

really a matter of perception. perhaps it’s a reflection of what each of us see in that young man. that’s what makes this so profound.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

give it more thought

the symbolism will come to you.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, kids

i have a test on tuesday and a paper due next friday as well as numerous other assignments to keep up on. i run a blog and like knowing what’s going on about sports. starting saturday, i’ll work 23 hours in five days as well as going to 8 hours of class in that time period. will i sleep any after saturday night?

baseball related: starky rates our pitching staff number two going into the playoffs

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That reads like you've already

started the caffeine drip

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

not quite

but about ready to get to that point

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

so easy

bourne, again

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Bourne Captions

1. “Is this where the Glory Hole is ?”

2. “I want to take this outfield wall out behind the school and make sweet love to it. Just like this!”

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeff Suppan...

is not good.

Ask me about my avatar!

by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

the cardinals...

are going to the playoffs.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

my memory of game 7 of the 2006 nlcs

says differently.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a winner though

He wins through winning winningness.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

When one of you rules the world,

could you arrange for west coast games to start earlier?

by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Working on it.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw pc

you’re pep talk worked well last night. my group an i aced our presentation today. i may be asking for more in the future because, as you can see in a couple comments about, i have a hellish six days coming up.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm so glad it helped!

Congratulations on the presentation. I’m happy to oblige with a pep talk any time. You can even request the version. :-)

by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

your**

god i need more sleep

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

and above***

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf, gdm.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

gdm, control your kid before he gets hurt!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FAILED PARENTING!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

somebody let his kid stay up and watch skinemax!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what?

you guys would rather clinch in a hotel?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

not with you. gross.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

clinch...

not clench.

yikes.

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by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no son

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh my goodness

she needs to go buy powerball tickets for her parents.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh it's video, you coulda said

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

fail

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate facebook

The dude that married my first girl friend just requested to be my friend. I am not your friend.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

why aren't we friends?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

because you cheer for the cubs

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least

 you get the satisfaction of ignoring the friend request?

by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

De-friending people feels much better

Nothing felt as good as de-friending my roommate from last year who by any objective measure was the biggest tool ever.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

your roommate was gdm?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t talk about your father that way. gdm really has failed as aparent.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

f*in gdm

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't do myfacetweets

or whatever the fuck they are called

f’in fang

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

I’m pretty sure gdm never celebrated his 21st birthday only for it to come out that he was only actually 20. Dude lied about literally everything to everyone non-stop. His stories about girls were the best, especially considering he had a high school junior for a legitimate girlfriend.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm perfectly happy with my legendary 21st and subsequent Vegas trip

And never again wish to be forced to take a shot with everyone I’ve ever met.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

tonight's veb thread

was directed by the late john hughes.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friends better throw me an awesome 21st. I’m oldest though so it may suck.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it's a collegetown

ID’s are irrelevant.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ID's are still useful

Especially for all bars. Some bars you might not be able to get in with out a fake. Others you can get in but must bribe.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

For girls maybe. Boys have to be 21.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in Columbia anymore

The cops are CRACKING DOWN on underagers at the bar. Cops literally come into the bar and ID people randomly. I don’t have a clue how it’s legal, but it’s costing the bars a TON of money. Not only do underagers not go downtown, but half my friends are under 21 so I don’t go nearly as frequently as I otherwise would.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been to one of our bars. Except for last year when we went to a Halloween party but it was rented out so it wasn’t really like going to a bar.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

greatest trash pit in the history of man kind.....

not sure how the crackdown has affected things there but ive heard greektown is getting locked down

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sucks

Mizzou was crazy when I went. I remember I was at a party when a deck collapsed. I was working the keg on the left corner closes to the house. The right corner broke while about 30 people on it. I took the least of it. Everyone else was in a blood pile of humans and beer. It was glorious. (From my point of view)

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats basically going to happen is more greeks move off campus

which means more house parties. which means more drivers. which means more drunk drivers. which means current crackdown is full of fail.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stripes

Which takes an hour to get where you’re at. If they do actually come.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's treating the symptom not the problem

The solution is to find a freshman “girlfriend” from the dorms. I lucked into the greatest situation ever the last half of last semester. Problem is I’m shit up a creek now but now I know what to look for.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude when I got busted for a fake in Columbia

I had 2 fake ID’s on me. One from IL and one from FL. I got arrested initially for getting a fight. Than the cop’s found out me and my buddy were just fighting over Shotgun. The cop’s laughed but find my ID’s. All it ended up costing me is like $40. I just got a public defender and they were kick ass.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

East Campus is still fine

They don’t care about house parties, only bars it seems. That and they closed the biggest student tailgating area (that was AWESOME) supposedly because of fights and underage drinking. One of the frats was too stupid to find a 21 year old to drive because one of the pledges got caught with like 800 or 1000 beers. Ugh.

I very nearly got an MIP 2 weeks before turning 21, but managed to convince 2 officers of the law that I was sober and if they were going to waste my time by making me take a breathalyzer, I was going to really waste their time by making them blood test me….while in handcuffs. Then proceeded to negotiate a nuisance violation ($500 fine) down to a noise violation ($125). Did I mention I’m taking the LSAT Saturday?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Law school was

the three worst, most boring years of my life. Hope it’s better for you.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a dork like that

So I hope I’ll be more entertained.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They closed our biggest student tailgating area because IPTAY demanded more parking.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

More because they won’t know how to throw one yet. I’ll be the guinea pig.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not complicated

Friend #1: “SHOT TIME, LET’S GO”
You: “I dunno, gimme a second, not sure…”
Friend #1: “Forget that you pussy, here’s a shot”
You: “God damnit”
*2 seconds elapse*
Friend #2: “SHOT TIME, LET’S GO”
You: “Fuck”

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the four horsemen!

its either the first or the last of the night….anything in between is a huge mistake

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh geez.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can schedule a huge sporting win for Clemson against your biggest rival

And then get whoever won the game to buy you a shot, I highly advise this strategy.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That game happens in November. My birthday’s in August.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Virgo. Late August.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, i don't know much about virgo's

leo’s & libra’s are really the only ones i know anything about

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

all you need to know about Virgos is that they are awesome.

Adam Wainwright
Clemson Girl
me

I could go on…

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 25, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think most Virgos are uptight.

I said most. Not all.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 25, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

many are

not this one.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have uptight moments.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A very honest, Virgo response.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 25, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I see no reason to lie.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The passing of time presents opportunities.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 26, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well in that instance there was really no reason.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who me? In denial? : )

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 26, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

im the youngest....

and while the wait is painful the culmination is going to be glorious

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never had a 21st bday party

in fact, i haven’t had a bday party since i was 2

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I would have known

I trim my friends list according to the “Would I at least do the ‘head bob recognition of existence’ to you if I saw you on the street” rule.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever get stuck in a line or elevator with someone who is just on the head nod list?

and after the nodding you just stare around avoiding eye contact? yeah, awkward

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a great rule. The one time I friended someone I didn’t know he was a creeper. I will never do it again.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can totally imagine you doing this

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frieding a random person or not friending a random person? Because I just said I don’t friend random people.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

friending a random person just for fun

finding out they are a creeper, and then pledging never to do it again.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t friend him. He friended me. I forgot my rule for like one second and accepted it. Immediately after I regretted it. I did not do this for fun.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhh gotcha

that’s creepy. i’d be lying if i said i didn’t search random people i met just for fun, but i never actually carry it out and friend them.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But have you ever searched random people who you sat near at a basketball game. And then when I went back an looked at all of the pictures he wasn’t in them! I’m still creeped out by him to this day.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope never done that.

unless i actually have a physical polite conversation with them and learn their name.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely

so, how ya been?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was creepy. He was like “Hey. I sat near you at the basketball game. I hope I didn’t creep you out too much by friending you.”

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"p.s. mmmmmmmm"

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he wanted to meet me. I was thouroughly creeped out at this point.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

over the line.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friends made me meet him. And he wasn’t really that creepy in person. But I still couldn’t get over the weirdness of the beginning of our “friendship.”

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need new friends

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn’t find this situation creepy at all. I was so confused.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

does this conversation count as “dating advice”?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

try harder, people. and would it kill ya to drop a lolcat jpg? jesus.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can try

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

do or do not. there is no try.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

some people are crazy hyper with their facebook chatting, talking to anyone...

whereas i only talk to people i actually see on a regular basis in person

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never talk to anyone on fb chat except for my mom, my friend who goes to school in st. louis, my friend who goes to school in nashville and my best friend who goes to school in atlanta. So not even if i see them on a regular basis but if i don’t get to see them on a regular basis but they are important enough to me that i want to keep in touch.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy fucking shit

®

whatever happened to picking up the phone if you wanted to talk to someon?

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like talking on the phone. I can only talk to my mom and one or two other people on the phone for long periods of time.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm old

the world has passed me by. it’s time to just shut it down & move into a retirement home.

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm right there with ya

My daughters text each other for hours on end instead of just calling and talking. ‘Course, I don’t like to text ’cause the keypad is too small for me.

by ArkansasTravs on Sep 26, 2009 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

my gf does that

drives me frigging crazy. Takes 15 minutes to say anything.

I just don’t understand the appeal of a LESS efficient technology. Texting feels like something we should have had in the 80’s.

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Sep 26, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn slackin kids can't do anything right.

Over the Line.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just remember

The Dude abides.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he have a van

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

was fredbird driving ?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez

i thought we had a connection…i’ll leave you alone

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

facebook....

making awkward, creepy dudes even more awkward and creepy

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The chat is coming

from the blog page.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

or you could friend

your friends.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE POST FAIL

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

flim

movies went extinct 50 years ago. we raise our young in incubators now.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

always makes you feel important

“gawd i’m so popular people are friending me who don’t even know me….bug off dick face!”

it’s a real confidence booster.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm friends with the guy...

that’s married to my current girlfriend… You can work around awkward ties.

Ask me about my avatar!

by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait.

Your current girlfriend is married to your friend?

by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah and he's dating my wife's sister...

so it’s all f’d up… We’re reprising 1977.

Best. Year. Evah.

Ask me about my avatar!

by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That makes me dizzy.

But if it works for y’all, rock on.

by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confused

Do you have any charts to show us?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the sound of it

it would probably take mc escher to draw it.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a stats-friendly site

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dammit, I took Latin

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be a Korean soap opera... about chefs?

The grey dude in the top left is awesome.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 25, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been waiting for this.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not The Ice Storm again! Gah! I thought I finished that book!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if he's married to

your wife’s OTHER sister, and you’re dating his wife, who is another sister of your wife, then I would conclude that you live in a commune, or are LDS. Instead, I have the feeling you’re j/k, or both you and your friend are separated from your respective wives.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait. That first part didn't add up.

There doesn’t need to be a fourth sister, just three. Incest is best.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course it was, things that debuted in 1977

Smokey & the Bandit

Star Wars

gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Penny on the bump.

I’m intrigued.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG DOMINOS FINALLY!!!

DINNAR!!!!

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

are you going to narrate your whole life as it happens, fang?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least until he crashes in a couple of hours

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's gonna be a long night, huh

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 AM

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

i can give you a time by time schedule if you like.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are all about the stats.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

get on it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

leave some material

for the “viva el stlcardinalsfang” site. otherwise we’ll have nothing new to read about tomorrow.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

dominos blows

f’in whore of a mother

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or is that EVONY ad actually gross...

I’ve seen it on both this blog and the mizzou SBnation blog…

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

In Texas

we call that going out for dinner.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

without limited stops?

meaning you stopped every 50 miles?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

brain fail

we got an hour of sleep in a truck stop parking packed into a mid 90s tbird and then played wiffleball at an indiana rest stop…other than that it was just stops for food and changing drivers

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's like what, a 16 hour trip?

yuck.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've done Mt to STL

about 21hrs on nothing but coffee.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

mt?

and why?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's where I'm from, and that's where I was.

Used to live in the Lou & have made the drive a couple 4 or 8 times.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to do that once

and got into an awful car wreck on I-70 just outside of Denver when all three of us (driver and 2 passengers) dozed off at the same time. We were very lucky to be alive.

I can’t sleep on car trips any more. And I go to the chiropractor a lot.

So be careful!!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I die, I want to go peacefully. Like my grandfather did. In his sleep.

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that joke : )

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 25, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

something like that....

my friend was a hero going like 7 hours straight

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steven Wright

A buddy and I went on a cross country trip. We changed drivers every half mile.
We only had one cassette tape the entire trip. I can’t remember what it was.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Sep 25, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Finally CHI-SF started.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Football hijack!

Who is watching Steve Spurrier try and give away this game to the most overrated top 5 team of all time?

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

classic spurrier

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Hey, we're up 2 TDs in the 4th quarter..."

“Let’s keep throwing the ball!”

“Uh-oh, one touchdown lead…let’s keep throwing it.”

“Uh-oh.”

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

here

south carolina will not accept this victory. although thats not really a problem to me. i picked ole miss.

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate the SEC

that is all.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

by the transitive property

you hate excellent and entertaining football

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong

i hate all the teams not called alabama in their league. i LOVE watching the games.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You hate the SEC...

But you DO like Alabama? You are full of fail.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in whore of a mother

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ummmm…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So how does a body from St. Lou, who goes to school in SC

wind up being an Indians fan??? Was it a guy?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. It’s a lame and long story. basically I saw them beat the Yankees in the 07 ALDS and I fell in love with them. I liked everything about them.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've only been an Indians fan for two years?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. But I make up for lack of time in dedication.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that's almost understandable.

I hate the Yanks almost as much as I hate the Cubs….well, maybe even more. Top 10 teams that I hate in MLB:

1t. Cubs
1t. Yankees
3. Cubs
4. Red Sux
5. Cubs
6. Yankees
7. Cubs
8. Little Bears
9. Yankees
10. Stinkin’ Cubs

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mine:
1. Yankees
2. White Sox
3. Cubs
4. Red Sox

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

for me:

1. Cubs – of course
2. Mets – pond scum
3. Giants – from jeffrey leonard to barry bonds
4. Astros – hatred developed entirely in this decade
5. Red Sox – fan base is made up mostly of whiners and JD Drew is my least favorite player

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

We cannot be friends.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um, ok?

I beg you to reconsider? I need to find someone else to make friendship bracelets for in study hall? Not sure what to say here.

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"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I love JD Drew. Maybe I can forgive you.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brewers and the "untuck"

are moving up the charts, tho. Braun is teh suck.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

if

there was more of an on the field rivalry, i’d agree for the very reasons you’ve listed.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love the Yankees

yeah i said it

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

my grandpa & uncle are huge Yankee fans

they are from arkansas but spent many years in SE ohio where for a long time was Yankee country. my uncle especially used to tell me about listening to Yankee games on the radio & collecting all their great players cards in the 40’s, 50’s & 60’s. he had all their rookie cards & every card they made, and just like so many his aunt burned them. i’ll never forgive her for that.

anyway, my dads family (and yours truly) is from missouri, so that’s where my Cardinal blood comes from. i can’t help it. as i was growing up, both sides taught me a lot about both franchises. they really are the two best in their sport, heck maybe in all sports. have no fear, in a Cards v Yanks WS or any game, i pull for the Cardinals every time. but i will always have a soft spot for the Yankees.

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are no excuses.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are not the evil empire

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 billion

although i do want to go to a lsu game before i die (or get too old for that shit)

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

From friends...

You never get too old for an LSU home game, you just take longer to recover

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

have a buddy down at loyola who's going to the lsu-fla game...

and the SOB isnt even a sports fan…..

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by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only difference between Baton Rouge...

and Knoxville, Tuscaloosa, Athens, Auburn, and Gainesville is the amount of alcohol.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Athens

the number of teeth come into play

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am now!

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

my wife has comandeered the tv…its GREY’S ANATOMY NIGHT!!!!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

Man fail.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't win them all

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

important lesson of marriage here.....

now if there’s a playoff game on grey’s night……

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by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even a question

gametime!!!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

barffff

i’d rather eat my cat’s poop than watch any medical drama not called ‘ER’

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

first 6 or so seasons, right?

after that…not so much

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

To help you visualize, think about how over-the-top conservative Fulmer coached with a 13 point lead. Now think about the polar opposite. That’s Spurrier tonight.

They’re getting the ball back, I’m assuming they put it on the ground now.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope not.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i just hope this ole miss bullshit goes away…i go to school in memphis, and i hear about it everyday

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that show.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

smart girl

the world needs moar of you

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh natty, why do you have commercials?

and why do you go down so smooth?

(because you’re 98% water perhaps)?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Gross.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

PBR is by far the best

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

bud dry and ice house

not nearly discussed enough, but they are my top two if im paying in pennies (figuratively speaking of course……..)

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank gawd SC's runnin' the ball finally

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Boooooooooooo

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't hate

just because they play in a real league doesn’t mean you can hate them.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But since they are our biggest rival it means i can. This is the equivalent to Cards/Cubs in South Carolina.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know nothing about Clemson football. We used to be in the same conference. That’s where it came from. People hate each other based on school affiliation down here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know a lot about clemson football

i just wanted to get under your skin.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that was silly.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

jets/giants?

yankees/mets? cards/royals? lakers/celtics?

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

college....

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

College sports are sports down here.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was clarifying

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are clueless...

Florida-FSU, Georgia-Georgia Tech, South Carolina-Clemson, Notre Dame-Michigan, Notre Dame-USC, and so on.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SARCASM!!!!

and ND doesn’t count.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bwahahahaha

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If SC...

doesn’t attack at the point of attack….

these football douches make JM look like a genius.

Ask me about my avatar!

by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they just say they’re doing the wave?

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

oh the wave can be a good insult

mizzou-nebraska game 07 it went on for almost 8 minutes….

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you’re condoning the wave?

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

at cfb games, yes....

i abhor it at baseball games

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by slu on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The wave should never be condoned

And that was an abomination.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

booing the nubbers section every time is what made it awesome

and if we’re up big on them again the 8th im doing it again

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That part was funny

But doing the wave is a signal that we aren’t a big time FB program yet.

I’m gonna be too drunk to go to the game anyway.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Never. Especially if carolina is doing it. Fail.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha...

Houston Nutt is trying harder to lose.

“I know! Let’s go play action on 3RD AND 14, I’m sure they’ll bite”

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BRILLIANT!

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

i bet ole miss loses four.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

i have been saying 7-5 since i saw their schedule

OVERRATED

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooooooooooo. At least i still don’t have to write Cocks on my face every Saturday.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

Nevermind.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a relief.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wisdom wins out occasionally

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Urge to shop the word "cocks" on admiral ackbar

but i am so unmotivated. so very, very unmotivated.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don’t. I didn’t challenge you to do that. I’m sure you can. But don’t.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I would of done it

I would of done it backwards like you did it a mirror. Just so when you tell people that you got your face written on. It wouldn’t make any sense and they would be like But…. it is backwards. Than they see your reflection in your mirror and they all laugh. Good times

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok,,,,

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gamecocks fans. They write Go Cocks on their faces. Not very classy.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv price drop

someone was asking about mlb.tv the other day for the rest of the season and they came out today with a price break down to $14.95 for premium and 9.95 for regular.

by ubeddie on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

stay classy, cubs fans.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an odd group of people.

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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

rec’d

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

brewers not helping

phillies kicking butt 9-2 bottom of the ninth. Lidge not pitching either. 1 1/2 out of second seed (since Cards lose the tiebreaker)

by ubeddie on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

and the cubbies

take the lead. 1-0 in the 4th.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

just noticed

no bobby scales tonight. some dude named tyler colvin in center. sad panda :(

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at that game

I will never forget how silent the ballpark was

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kept that game DVRed for months

until the CLH made me erase it to make room for his futbol matches (fair enough. half of it is filled up with my junk anyway.)

That was high drama—Yadi kneeling and praying at home plate, Chris Duncan tugging on Dick’s shirt to make him get up, every single player on the field crowded around him, Pujols helping lift him onto the board…

and Tony staying up all night by his hospital bed.

I know there’s a lot of Ank hate around here, but I really like the guy. Watching Wednesday’s FSN highlight reel of postseason celebrations, with a pre-meltdown, young, cocky (and a little bit douchey) Rick Ankiel saying he loved the fans and “We’re going all the way” seriously made me want to cry for him. He was totally on top of the world at that moment, and it all started crashing around him just a few weeks later.

Confession time is over—but I don’t have it in me to dislike Rick, no matter how shitty his performance has been this year.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 25, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't hate Rick the man

we hate that Rick the player has been an epic failure

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the wall.

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by andi_k on Sep 26, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't hit the wall in 2000

i blame his fragile mind, which comes from his horrible upbringing.

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by gdm426 on Sep 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good point.

I still blame the wall for this year.

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by andi_k on Sep 26, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on, this will never not be funny

that too should be green damnit

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

and secondly

how many does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

by saladdays on Sep 25, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

It takes a serious amount

I gave the rec that was penultimate-to-seriousness so I’ve done my part.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 25, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bengie

so what happened to Bengie that he just got pulled?

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Sep 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

boog'd

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

still looking...

BCB says: wow. that is weird
Molina just marched off, he was in so much pain.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

well McCovey mostly wants to kill Bengie for whatever the weird error was.

I have no bloody clue.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

bizarre late-season catcher injury

bodes well for us should we meet them in the nlcs. turnabout is fair play.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be talkin' bout Molinas like that

……the lolarious part is Whiteside replacing him.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

i’m just being embittered by revisiting the matheney hunting knife incident. i will never stop being bitter about that.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i'm freaked out by catcher injuries

let’s not go there

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i hate the 2002 san francisco giants

and kenny “boo-hoo quit pitching me inside” lofton.

so how do we reconcile this conflict?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR PIE?

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he may need a lot of pies. and booze.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a reminder that the Molina brothers were catching for the Angels at the time.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

BAEK MOAR PIES!!1

To the piemobile!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

With Cool Whip

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Sep 24, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

we joke about murder, now?

this is rather BCBish.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh well EXCUSE me...

I thought OJ murder jokes were fully ingrained into American late night comedy culture. Jay Leno thinks so anyway..

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but Leno’s an ass.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But Leno is still an ass either way.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

leno last night

There’s a new book out about Barack and Michelle Obama’s marriage and in it they say Michelle Obama was very upset by all these drooling blondes who would push up to her husband and rub themselves up against him. They said this one blonde was especially suggestive and kept rubbing up against the President. Finally, Michelle said, "Look, Chris Matthews, get away from my husband."

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 25, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

too funny

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

but that is so last decade

it’s unfunny and BCB and nextdef’d.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Darn...

I’ll keep all humor Boog-related so not to upset you.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh god no

nooooooooo

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

And besides...

The man was acquitted, which means he didn’t do the crime, which means we’re joking about trying an innocent man, NOT murder.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

but he was found liable in the civil case.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That judge didn't get the memo...

But the state of California says no crime was committed, and by God that’s good enough for me.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

you'll tell us where your bodies are buried, right?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

If that is off I don't wanna be on.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Sep 24, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-1 after 5 in San Fran

Iwish someone woudl bust it open so i could go to bed. I kind of wnat the cubs to win (a really ahrd thing to say) but I’d rather clinch on the field in Colorado, than through a Cub loss.

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Haven't we already won the division based on head to head?

even if the cubs won out and we lost out and finsihed tied, since we were 10-6 vs the cubs and since we have a better record in the division, wouldn’t we already have both tiebreakers?

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Sep 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked it up, it's rule 33 and 34 and you are correct.

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Sep 24, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

The head-to-head would only factor in if the team not winning the division would still win the Wild Card. Like the Astros and Cardinals in 2001.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watching Sportscenter

damn Luke Gregerson looks good

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Totally ungay.

Sarcasm FTW

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Sep 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Penny

7 innings of 1-run ball. Wow.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

he basically said varitek calls a terrible game....

and that bengie has been a big boon

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

by slu on Sep 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

he even has a C on his uni to prove it

i just can’t believe that’s was in his current contract, that he must have a C on his uni. what a fucking douche. if you need another reason to hate those fuckers, there’s it is.

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF up 2-1

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

John Bowker!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

on Facebook i took the which cardinals player are you quiz

I am Yadi

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 25, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll skip the quiz

and just say i’m tito landrum.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Sweet Lou is my hero. My current fave Cards cap just has 20 on the front, and “Brock” on the bill. Also, Gibson.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is, me too, I'll skip the quiz.

I refuse to do quizzes on facebook.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got Colby. That’s right I’m awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since it's late

and everyone here must be waiting for the end of the cubs-giants game to see if we “clench”, time for a quiz: Who is your all-time favorite non-Cardinals MLB player? Have to say, mine is Roberto Clemente. Saw him at a number of games vs. Cardinals in the 60s, and he was all that. Played the game the way it was meant to be played, with one of the strongest RF arms I have ever seen.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn

I haven’t given it much thought, but gwynn is just a damn likeable guy.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I was young mine was Nomar...

but I can’t say that is the case anymore.

Probably Zach Greinke nowadays.

by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ichiro.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is to laugh.

I have 3 or 4 MJ Upper Deck baseball cards, I think it’s the 1993 series. Used to be worth something, not even sure anymore.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since I like being able to say you have seen my favorites play in person, Grady Sizemore. All the players I liked as a kid were Cardinals players.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I not you.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I’m sure you guys have answered this before, but who is your favorite current and past Cardinal?

by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Past: Fernando Tatis or JD Drew
Present: Colby

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice.

I loved Tatis when I was a kid.

by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I liked his name. My logic as a child was… interesting.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

it still is

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Past: my screen-namesake
Present: if it isn’t boog, it probably will be soon. i love cheering for that sob.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like too many past Cardinals

Yadier remains my favorite. Despite his awful, awful lack of jetpack.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

One assumes

he leads the universe in GIDPs again?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Their flaws are often endearing, I find.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

not to me.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually, most human beings produce estrogen.

you too, luke. you too.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

In copious amounts, shall we say?

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Luke says

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about it and this probably is a girl thing.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe. But chick flicks are apparently a girl thing, too

and I love them.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

the number of guys who marry crazy women begs to differ.

not that there’s anything wrong with that.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

But in sports players I mean. In real life maybe not so much but in sports, I think so.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course it is...

That’s why so many girls are attracted to guys that are absolute assholes. Oooooh, it’s a project! I’m not saying you’re in that group, but there’s plenty that are.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m in that group.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a problem. But at least I admit it, so I’m almost there right?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah...

Y’all don’t change until you’ve been burned enough times.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

And then they're 30

and wonder why there are no nice guys.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. I just like them and then realize it wouldn’t work and move on pretty fast.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s not a jerk. But he’s already taken.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. There are jerks. He’s not one of them. There are extrovert jerks and these get noticed more but there are introvert jerks. Believe me, I’ve met some.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course their is jerks.

Just not all of them get the girls. Maybe a higher probability with naive girls. But I know plenty of jerks that everyone just hates.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know that. I know those guys (and girls) too. I never said all jerks are taken. I said the taken guy is not a jerk but is taken.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you are attracted to guys with gf's

You like the fact these guys have shown they can make some kind of a commit to a single girl. Also, These guys have to be half way decent because this girl likes him enough for her to have him as her bf.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I think too. I should stop this line of thinkig and realize there are good single guys out there too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just don't be the girl with a semi-exclusive boyfriend in Texas...

that dates another guy just long enough for things to being processing nicely, only to decide you have an emotional obligation to stick with the guy in Texas when he was a breakdown over the whole thing. Not that that’s a recent personal experience or anything.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would never do that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Past: Jim Edmonds

Present: Boog

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You would Edmonds' tops.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Past: Ozzie Smith.

Current: tie between Ludwick and Rasmus

by tlg80 on Sep 25, 2009 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Odalis Perez

because Pujols absolutely owns him

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wade Boggs

I, too, am a pervert that likes fried chicken.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 more outs

left in the nl central race.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Frank Thomas!

The Big Hurt, Baby! I used to have so many of his baseball cards.

by wyld stallyns on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Whose hotel room

Are the birds watching the Cubs game from? I can see them all crammed into Boog’s place, with their secret bottles of booze. (I know Tony said they’ll wait til tomorrow, but you know they’ll do a mini-celebration.)

by Lambtron on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

they're in the man stew.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heilman's in.

Fitting in a strange way.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson and his 5-5 record in to close it out

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

how can you walk the leadoff guy come on sucklin

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

what a sucky first out god how does he have a job

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

what a sucky out number 2 god how does he have a job

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Strike one to Baker was in the same place as ball one to Lee.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

DLee steals a base

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

injury delay is Velez

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i fucking hate fallon

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Baker comes off sort of douche-ish to me...

I don’t know why, but I hope he’s the one to make this last out.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaand...

I accept full responsibility for that.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know, luke, you really should

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watching this on ESPN's

gamecast, and the dot representing D Lee at second is pulsing, like it’s alive.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

REALLY?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

in play (runs)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU SUCKLIN

I KNOW YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

a 5-5 record for a closer?

i mean, c’mon

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That Suxored

thought wwe had it

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

terrific

guess they get their chance to do this thing on the field after all

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Well,

now we can win it with a Cardinals win.

That’s nice.

by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

When the Giants and Cubs play

Nothing good happens because one of the A holes has to win

by Harknights on Sep 25, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh well

it’ll make for a better celebration manana.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Not Tonight

Ha!

One day, the dream will come true.

by brianp88 on Sep 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Thankfully.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was really good.

I mean, Mike Tyson sings Phil Collins… it’s like so many nightmares rolled into one.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I wanna see Legoman clinch in the old home park

it’s more poetic that way. and also rather square.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fritz is back

that means i can end my shift as non-sequitur guy. we’ve had a busy night, team NS.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

you got union dues?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

just some oranges and lumber

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

excellent.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 6:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did that make you feel better? I hope so.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't feed the loser trolls

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNZ

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

showing it on BBTN

fell around some cubs fans

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

I blame Fang for that

where the hell is gdm? Another absent father

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

i had computer problems all day

and now i have a wicked case of insomnia. fuck me sideways

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

even though Marmol can't throw strikes

Juan Uribe goes up there hacking at everything.

by dcfcblues on Sep 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Theriot's throw

was laughably bad.

Oh, that’s not Theriot.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Just don't swing?

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what Luddy said to Ank.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could Travis Ishikawa look any LESS Asian?

It’s lie the Seinfeld episode with Donna Chang, formerly Changstein.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Cubspiracy?

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Waaaay outside, ATG

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn it!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ball 5?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

like so

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice inning you're putting together here, Izzy.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

try to strikeout in two pitches next time, jerk.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ankielesque even.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice of you to show up Aaron

please stay a little longer next time

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

so who does Bochy pick?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis

I see.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dont have the game on

And all this baseball talk about the Cubs game is confusing. Cause some of you want the Cubs to win and some of you want them to lose. Some of you want to celebrate tonight vs tomorrow.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

only the cubs could divide this house

damn them

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well we'll all have to wait till tomorrow now.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Sep 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs win.

I wanted them to when I woke up this morning, but it would’v’e been nice to see them go to extras.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted the Cardinals to celebrate after a win

But I also just want the division clinched. Pretty simple.

by cloistermaximus on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

We don’t clinch by default!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

That’s weak sauce. The Bub tastes better when you earn it.

by cloistermaximus on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to an early lead

tomorrow night. Just a nice cruise to the finish line, respectful celebration on the field of a team we might be playing in October.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, shit

Tonight, we wait. Tomorrow, we drink.

by wyld stallyns on Sep 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

/raises hand

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wish

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

we just have to do this ourselves.

by cardsgirl95 on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Awesome!

You fell right into our trap, Cubs!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

never start a land war in Asia?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

anybody wanna peanut?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aww.

That makes me a little sad.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Blake?!?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gaw?

GAW!!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

nooooo

that means West Nile is here.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Caption Contest.

Smell my finger! Smell it!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

come on, jimmy

can’t we just be friends?

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Sep 25, 2009 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

If this is supposed to represent the Chicago Cubs

3 frames later in this movie, they get hit by a car.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 25, 2009 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

OT: Best Headline of the Week?

From National Geographic, of all places.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

You'll get no argument here.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what I would have named that shark.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

Actual LOLs get rec's

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Though it took me a minute.

It’s a bummer that icthyologists don’t have the same latitude as ornitholigists, who have brought us the tithatch, nuthatch, blue-footed booby, and other such gems. (My favorite is the Fluffy-Backed Tit Babbler).

That shark would have been a fat pitch right down the pipe for those guys.

by siddfynch on Sep 25, 2009 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing that it surfaced

at about the same time as that curious beast long thought mythical, the Screwnicorn.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

moar pegacorns

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

with bacon wings

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chimeras

have more fun.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

She's the one that married the dick head.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

No...

I mean she really does love it. I was making a joke about performing simultaneous sexual acts, but since it’s a shark and not a person, it only made sense in my demented head.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that sharks a real dickhead

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals' Day Off

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/E8F00A4BD49F6B638625763C0010C775?OpenDocument

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm.
Some went golfing, others just unplugged, and three took a 45-minute flight north to a private ranch.

I’m guessing that’s a reference to Larry Walker’s crib, and the players who went are Skip Schumaker, Matt Holliday, and Jason Larue.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope, Frankie's one of them.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

how many of the guns and trucks crowd is still in our bullpen? it used to be majority plus one city slicker.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kinney's back up.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 25, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

so Frankie, Kinney, LaRue?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

that sentence in the article sounds like

Franklin was never seen from again.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would keep him from sucking, right?

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

by jacksonian on Sep 25, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would it?

Dan Haren disappeared nearly 4 years ago, and all reports say he’s continued to be awesome. No photographic documentation exists, however.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

the pitcher that never was

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotta have that man stew

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Attention Hallmark Channel...

I want MORE Shelley Long Cheers episodes and FEWER Kirstie Alley episodes. God!

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 25, 2009 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

holy fucking shit

®

well over 2000 comments on an off day. if you count fanshots & fanposts. well done everyone.

i can’t stop listening to Phoenix’s new song Love Like A Sunset. it’s just freaking awesome.

my head really freaking hurts

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by gdm426 on Sep 25, 2009 6:14 AM EDT reply actions  

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