Off-day Overflow Thread
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And continue your off-day free for all.
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In 2010, the Astros will play baseball without gravity in Minute maid park,
just to mix things up. Here is Michael Bourn sleeping on the outfield wall.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 24, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
I think it’s funny that we need overflows for off days.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
yeah... funny...
and not at all lame…
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
did we get through an entire thread without dating advice?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I thnk so. But guys, there’s this guy. And he’s hot. And he’s super sweet. But he has a promise ring to his girlfriend. :( This time it’s my fault not his.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
is this a different guy from the last time?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Well promise rings normally mean
You promise not to have sex with other girls. Meaning the gf doesn’t go there
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck is a promise ring?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
that episode was so wrong.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
if by wrong , you mean AWESOME
then yes, it was very wrong
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
of course i do.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I know what they mean. In his case I think it means I won’t have sex with other girls ever or you until we’re married. He’s really, really religious so I’m guessing.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
How do you know Flim wasn't saying they guy's just anal about sex?
Okay I couldn’t say that with a straight face
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 24, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
with a straight face, or a straight man's face?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
We are probably not the best source
To give a good church girl like yourself advice
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
No...I think .....
nevermind.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
and yet they keep asking us
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I wasn’t really asking for advice. There’s really nothing to be done.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
sure there is, stop looking & trying to find someone
6ly, do this for a few weeks. focus on skool, work, anything & everything but trying to get a fellow to like you. and before you know it, there he’ll be. ready, willing & oh so able to be your bf you’ve been looking for all along.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I wasn’t. I met him naturally and I liked him. I meant there’s nothing to be done in this situation.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ve long sonce stopped trying to get boys to like me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
according
to former president Bill Clinton oral is not sex
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
it largely depends
on what your definition of “is” is
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
POLITICS ALERT
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions
So just anal
Gotcha
I don’t think he’s THAT fastidious.
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions
hot + super sweet + wears a promise ring = southern for gay
be good friends with him. laugh quietly at the other girl.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
that's what I was thinking.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
being gay at clemson? i imagine there's a lot of things wrong with that.
poor guy.
take him to a gay bar. drive him to atlanta if you gotta.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
EL OH EL.......
rec’d sir.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
not that you can't be a successful closeted gay man in SC.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
not
that there’s anything wrong with that
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That is what a lot of girls
have said about a lot of guys.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
check and mate.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Wear something low cut in the front
If he’s straight, he won’t be able to help himself but look.
If he’s classy, he’ll feel bad about it and glance away quickly.
If he’s a douche, he’ll stare and maybe even grin.
Please stop.
Everytime I read these types of comments, I’m disgusted at the stereotypes that are used to portray people. I know everyone’s trying to have a good time but this kind of stuff is getting out of hand.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
Coming May 2010
The Bourn Calamity
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
excellent.
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Darth Vader prepares to test the Outfield Wall Carbonite freezing system on Michael Bourn
Before using it on Albert Pujols to bring him to Bud Selig
heehee.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Michael Bourn crashes into a wall as he attempts to catch a fly ball
Albert Pujols is Cardinal for life
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Michael Bourn...
reacts to the news that Pujols, Holliday, and DeRosa will all sign long-term contracts with St. Louis this winter by attempting to run through the MMP wall. Said Bourn: “That Drayton is a real dipshit… I want out!”
Ask me about my avatar!
by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hmm
The outfield wall flypaper seems to have worked. We tested it with Michael Bourn, who stuck to it as well as the baseball did. Yadier Molina recorded an inside-the-park homerun on the play. He’s out for six weeks with a pretty rough case of “catching his breath”
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
I hope they never get the scent of Hunter Pence off this wall
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
also hee hee
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
one away from 6-ness
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:33 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
http://twitter.com/SI_JonHeyman/status/4354134353
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I will say it again
I don’t see how we can sign Holliday without resigning Pujols first
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Might it be.....
that they can’t sign Pujols until they sign Holliday..,commitment to win and all.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
Michael Bourn, CF for the Astros,
Protects his favorite glove from a line drive hit dangerously hard in Minute Maid Park.
Rabid Redbird
this made me laugh in the comments
.“I can just imagine a team like the Mets or the Angels swooping down and taking him for 4/40”I could definitely see the Mets do something like this and then get laughed at as they eat the terrible contract in a couple years
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
he does have a tilde in his name.....
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Good stuff in there.
I would like to state the C.Zambrano is not on the market bc were just shopping him to see what the Cubs can get for him. Unless henry find somthing to blow up in his face again.
Pluse the Cubs should Resign R.Harden but its ok if they dont as long as we offer him an abruation and get a draft pic for him. And we do got samargia, gorazonly, and marshel as back up plans.Posted by: Wrigleyterror37 | September 24, 2009 at 06:03 PM
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
should be grammarterror37
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
lol!
Ya im not i just cant spell.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I don't know whether
to laugh harder at the second post, or think this dude’s gotta be ESL and I’m a jagov for laughing.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
this season
has yielded some golden material from BCBers.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
samargia, gorazonly, and marshel
Cubs’ pitchers or Cheese?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
I'm fairly certain "gorazonly" is actually a human portmanteau of about 3 Cubs pitchers
a bit like Jeff Goldblum at the end of the Fly…
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:34 AM EDT up reply actions
can the real Piñata please stand up please stand up
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
eh, wait a month on that, k?
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
sure, sure
Boog needs him a Piñeiro start to get going again.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
So, I got ready
to watch the Cards game, thinking that they’d clinch tonight. Except when I went to go watch the game, I looked at the Cardinals’ site front page and noticed their next game wasn’t until tomorrow. Now I feel like this guy.
Classic zoomzoom.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, it really is.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Anyone a Fringe fan?
The shows weird and I’m not really sure what its about…but its awesome
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
i am...but its choppy at best
flashforward seems cool
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
planned on catching ff tonight but am going to have to wait until its up tomorrow
As for Fringe, it started off really slow but once the spring season shows started it picked up lots of steam as it established a canon.
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Brilliant!
I have no idea what’s going on.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
THE BOURN IDIOCY
the 4th installment
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
Bourn to be Wall'd
i am late to the caption party
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
Has anyone seen the movie
I don’t like horror films very often but it does have a good rating on imdb
i havent....but speaking of movies with hell in the title....
“I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” comes out tomorrow…….i really really really hope its good.
/end hijack
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
I don’t do horror films no matter how good they are supposed to be.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Don't like the Genre
Or get scared easily?
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
BOO!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
no, no
it was the BOO that got me last time.
f’in gdm… hiding around corners and jumping out to startle us.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
This just in:
Zack Grienke is a badass.
The fucker just called out Greg Gibson on his strike zone from the dugout and got tossed.
what are you calling for fucking strikes?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
oh hell yeah.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Greg Gibson is a fucking tool
he just warned the benches after a slow curveball got away from the Royals’ pitcher and got up and in.
and he tossed Hillman
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Awesome
I wish that counted in the Cy voting.
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
in which case Carp would win
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i submit to the jury
ryan ludwick’s eye.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
attached to Ryan Ludwick, I would hope!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
only if he straightens up his act.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
HFS ®
that’ll put a damper on getting him hot again….
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of
Has Bradley ever got in a physical alteration with another teammate before?
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard something about the coaches, but nothing confirmed....
let me hunt…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
wiki
[fake blockquote] Eventually, Bradley moved forward with an idea he had for a board game which he called The Checkered Game of Life, an early version of what would later become The Game of Life.
He also invented the paper cutter.
…oh, wait.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
seems to be umpires and press guys and managers
But I imagine most altercations remain behind closed doors.
On September 23, 2007, Bradley tore his right ACL while being restrained by Padres manager Bud Black during an altercation with first base umpire Mike Winters.
Later that month, Cubs manager Lou Piniella told Bradley to leave the dugout and go home after Bradley threw a tirade after flying out in a game against the Chicago White Sox. Piniella and Bradley later confronted each other in the locker room, and exchanged words again.12 Piniella addressed the incident after the game, telling the media, “This has been a common occurrence and I’ve looked the other way a lot and I’m tired… I’m not into discipline, I’m really not. I’m going to put his name in the lineup tomorrow and that’s it.”12 Piniella later apologized to Bradley, and reinserted him back into the line-up during the team’s next start.13
According to the The Dallas Morning News Bradley attempted to confront Kansas City Royals television announcer Ryan Lefebvre in the press box following a game due to what he believed were unfair comments made on the air. As the Rangers’ designated hitter, Bradley was able to watch the broadcast when he was not on the field and took offense to a comparison Lefebrve made between him and Josh Hamilton. Manager Ron Washington and general manager Jon Daniels chased after him and stopped Bradley before he got to Lefebvre, at which point Bradley returned to the clubhouse in tears and said
“All I want to do is play baseball and make a better life for my kid than I had, that’s it,” Bradley said to a quiet clubhouse. “I love all you guys. … I’m strong, but I’m not that strong.”
Daniels said that Bradley was upset that someone that did not know him was passing judgments about him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I was quite entertained
by all the “Jeff Kent is racist” drama back in the day. Geez, if we’re only being told about a fraction of the altercations, he must be quite the ray of sunshine.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Milton Bradley...
the LaTrell Spreewell of baseball or was LaTrell the Milton Bradley of basketball?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Now, I’m not a fan of Bradley.
But I think I remember that Lefebvre incident, and wasn’t it a little over the top – something like the guy was comparing Josh Hamilton to Bradley, with Hamilton as a role model and Bradley as a degenerate?
Honestly? I’d be pissed if I were Bradley, too. He’s the degenerate, compared to Hamilton? Hamilton’s reform is a great story, but still…
it's not so much whether he should be pissed
it’s what he does when he is.
which then causes more behavior that pisses him off, and well….
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and i wish defense counted
in gold glove consideration. que sera, sera.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Free Netflix Codes
SMR8DVD at McDonalds
DVDATWAG at Walgreens
BREAKROOM
DVDONME
9HB6MP22
Can only be used once per card or they will charge you
Grey's anatomy
yay
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
It was an acceptable number
until that comment pushed it over the edge. great job.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Stuff was so epic
that no one wanted to miss out on Thursday stuff.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
another off-the-field division clincher
is pretty epic
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad it won't happen until early Friday morning
Who thought it a good idea to send Chicago to the West Coast this late in the season?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
8:15 start for me
hopefully it’s a quick game.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
Man, I can think of few things I hate more
than the Cardinals clinching the division on an off-day.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
what about
not clenching at all?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Clenching is never good
Except when the outhouse is really far away (when it becomes a good thing).
Because I should be doing homework but I don’t want to.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Math- which is too easy so I am bored wiht it already.
English- which is hard to get started on since I’m writing a paper but once I get started I should be set.
Foundations of Education- paper
Early Childhood Education- study for the midterm
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
So do you think those damn brainy baby videos work or not?
My kid’s five now and doesn’t seem very bright.
Ask me about my avatar!
kids don't respond to videos nearly as much as actual human contact.
parents would be much better off sitting down to read, play, and interact with their kids.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
that's commie talk!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
negatory on that one.
pretty much the opposite end of the spectrum.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
we have a winner!
proudly hailing from the small town of seattle, nc.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You can’t just use them by themselves. You have to actually interact with the kids while they’re watching them. That’s what they’re for. And no matter what you’re doing they shouldn’t be watching too many ayway.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Brilliant! My 14 month old usually has an attention span of about 5-10 seconds…which is exactly what makes this DVD perfect. The scenes change all the time, keeping her entranced through the whole movie. I can never just sit and watch it…I would recommend this to anyone with kids, and I plan on buying more Baby Genius DVDs! Very pleased!
Um. No. Children under 2 should not be watching TV.
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hfs -- if your kid has a 5-10 sec. attention span that's not a characteristic
to foster.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
OH SURE dont SUPPLY his DEMAND.
i see right through you COMRADE! take your big government hands off our young’uns! you can take your work-life balance anti-business talk back to france with the rest of the pinkos! its bad enough we have hitler brainwashing our kids into doing social service while prisoners sit on their ass doing nothing on MY DIME. then people expect me to foot the bill on some lazy do-nothing’s $1.5mil cancer medicine. here’s your cure: get a job, jerk! stop all this government spending right now! unless it’s social security, then you better mail that gotdamn check right away!
9-11!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
hey...i'm in your signature
i feel honored
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you get due credit for an assist.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
the issue is that...
if people used them as directed, they’d be worthless. The point is to occupy the kids when you can’t/don’t want to interact with them. I’m trying to think of an analogous product… perhaps the “water pipes” at the tobacco shop.
Ask me about my avatar!
DISAGREE
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
blech. all these comments are about "calming" your kid down.
you can put on the tv to the cartoon network, or probably the cards game and it will calm your kid down.
so will a shot of robitussin. that’s not what the series is supposedly about. it’s supposedly about making kids smarter, not providing a shame-free electronic child tranquilizer.
everybody needs a break sometimes, and a video can be good for that. but you also have to be the parent; your tv can’t be the parent.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
So true. I don’t care if you set your kid down in front of the TV just don’t think that these videos are made to teach your kids what you should be teaching them. They are supposed to be tools to help you.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
ugh.
Something about the Baby Genius series keeps them glued to it for the whole thing, and then they beg to watch it again.
getting your child “glued” to the tv is NOT a positive.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
That's nothing
compared to Your Baby Can Read. I thought the commercial was some kind of hilarious spoof the first time I saw it and still have a hard time believing anyone could be convinced that a baby can see enough to read, much less have the cognitive ability.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
So, you're saying...
If my 3-y-o knows Cars line by line I’m a bad parent?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
I’m not going to judge anyone’s parenting skills. Just don’t let your 3 year old sit in front of the TV all day.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
every kid has a favorite video.
moderation in all things.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Yes. They’re kids. They should be running around and exploring things. It’s how they learn.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
hold on here missy, i was raised by TV and i turned out juuuust fine
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He doesn't. The 18 month old does.
Kidding…your post below is exactly what they both do.
They might watch 5 minutes of something and its off to the next thing.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
procrastination win
i agree with this.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
god i need to do homework too
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
It's difficult to get out of Mom's basement sometimes
Other times we get grounded from WoW.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
LOSER
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the emotional struggle i had
when mom took away my WoW is still circulating on the web somewhere.
oh wait, found it
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Was stripping really necessary?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
You obviously don't appreciate the subtle nuances
of the melodic plea for justice and reason. literary scholars will analyze this for years.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
it looks like someone coming off crack
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
or a dignified young man taking bad news in stride.
really a matter of perception. perhaps it’s a reflection of what each of us see in that young man. that’s what makes this so profound.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
he kind of lost me when
he tried to shove the remote up his ass
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
give it more thought
the symbolism will come to you.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking this video is, just possibly, nsfw...
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 5:50 AM EDT up reply actions
so, kids
i have a test on tuesday and a paper due next friday as well as numerous other assignments to keep up on. i run a blog and like knowing what’s going on about sports. starting saturday, i’ll work 23 hours in five days as well as going to 8 hours of class in that time period. will i sleep any after saturday night?
baseball related: starky rates our pitching staff number two going into the playoffs
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
That reads like you've already
started the caffeine drip
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
not quite
but about ready to get to that point
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
so easy
bourne, again
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Bourne Captions
1. “Is this where the Glory Hole is ?”
2. “I want to take this outfield wall out behind the school and make sweet love to it. Just like this!”
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
the cardinals...
are going to the playoffs.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
my memory of game 7 of the 2006 nlcs
says differently.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a winner though
He wins through winning winningness.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll tell the sun to evenly spread across the world at only given times
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
btw pc
you’re pep talk worked well last night. my group an i aced our presentation today. i may be asking for more in the future because, as you can see in a couple comments about, i have a hellish six days coming up.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm so glad it helped!
Congratulations on the presentation. I’m happy to oblige with a pep talk any time. You can even request the version. :-)
by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
your**
god i need more sleep
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
and above***
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah....because i don't get to say it often and it feels dirty, but
GO CUBBIES!!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
wtf, gdm.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
gdm, control your kid before he gets hurt!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FAILED PARENTING!
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
somebody let his kid stay up and watch skinemax!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what?
you guys would rather clinch in a hotel?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
not with you. gross.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
oh my goodness
she needs to go buy powerball tickets for her parents.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
jeez!
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971
go cards.
by thecoolalonzo on Sep 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
oh it's video, you coulda said
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
HFS
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I hate facebook
The dude that married my first girl friend just requested to be my friend. I am not your friend.
why aren't we friends?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
At least
you get the satisfaction of ignoring the friend request?
by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
De-friending people feels much better
Nothing felt as good as de-friending my roommate from last year who by any objective measure was the biggest tool ever.
Not afraid to nitpick
your roommate was gdm?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t talk about your father that way. gdm really has failed as aparent.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
f*in gdm
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't do myfacetweets
or whatever the fuck they are called
f’in fang
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Eh
I’m pretty sure gdm never celebrated his 21st birthday only for it to come out that he was only actually 20. Dude lied about literally everything to everyone non-stop. His stories about girls were the best, especially considering he had a high school junior for a legitimate girlfriend.
Not afraid to nitpick
fail
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I had two 21st birthday parties
Actually thinking about ….. no. My 21st birthday is the only night I have ever blacked out.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm perfectly happy with my legendary 21st and subsequent Vegas trip
And never again wish to be forced to take a shot with everyone I’ve ever met.
Not afraid to nitpick
tonight's veb thread
was directed by the late john hughes.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My friends better throw me an awesome 21st. I’m oldest though so it may suck.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Since no one will be able to go with you?
Don’t you kids have fakes now in days at college
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
And it's a collegetown
ID’s are irrelevant.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
ID's are still useful
Especially for all bars. Some bars you might not be able to get in with out a fake. Others you can get in but must bribe.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
For girls maybe. Boys have to be 21.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in Columbia anymore
The cops are CRACKING DOWN on underagers at the bar. Cops literally come into the bar and ID people randomly. I don’t have a clue how it’s legal, but it’s costing the bars a TON of money. Not only do underagers not go downtown, but half my friends are under 21 so I don’t go nearly as frequently as I otherwise would.
Not afraid to nitpick
I’ve never been to one of our bars. Except for last year when we went to a Halloween party but it was rented out so it wasn’t really like going to a bar.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
greatest trash pit in the history of man kind.....
not sure how the crackdown has affected things there but ive heard greektown is getting locked down
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
that sucks
Mizzou was crazy when I went. I remember I was at a party when a deck collapsed. I was working the keg on the left corner closes to the house. The right corner broke while about 30 people on it. I took the least of it. Everyone else was in a blood pile of humans and beer. It was glorious. (From my point of view)
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
whats basically going to happen is more greeks move off campus
which means more house parties. which means more drivers. which means more drunk drivers. which means current crackdown is full of fail.
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Is their still free taxi's down at Mizzou?
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I recommend you find an Asian friend that is allergic to booze
Most likely a stoner
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That's treating the symptom not the problem
The solution is to find a freshman “girlfriend” from the dorms. I lucked into the greatest situation ever the last half of last semester. Problem is I’m shit up a creek now but now I know what to look for.
Not afraid to nitpick
Dude when I got busted for a fake in Columbia
I had 2 fake ID’s on me. One from IL and one from FL. I got arrested initially for getting a fight. Than the cop’s found out me and my buddy were just fighting over Shotgun. The cop’s laughed but find my ID’s. All it ended up costing me is like $40. I just got a public defender and they were kick ass.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
East Campus is still fine
They don’t care about house parties, only bars it seems. That and they closed the biggest student tailgating area (that was AWESOME) supposedly because of fights and underage drinking. One of the frats was too stupid to find a 21 year old to drive because one of the pledges got caught with like 800 or 1000 beers. Ugh.
I very nearly got an MIP 2 weeks before turning 21, but managed to convince 2 officers of the law that I was sober and if they were going to waste my time by making me take a breathalyzer, I was going to really waste their time by making them blood test me….while in handcuffs. Then proceeded to negotiate a nuisance violation ($500 fine) down to a noise violation ($125). Did I mention I’m taking the LSAT Saturday?
Not afraid to nitpick
Law school was
the three worst, most boring years of my life. Hope it’s better for you.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
They closed our biggest student tailgating area because IPTAY demanded more parking.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
More because they won’t know how to throw one yet. I’ll be the guinea pig.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not complicated
Friend #1: “SHOT TIME, LET’S GO”
You: “I dunno, gimme a second, not sure…”
Friend #1: “Forget that you pussy, here’s a shot”
You: “God damnit”
*2 seconds elapse*
Friend #2: “SHOT TIME, LET’S GO”
You: “Fuck”
Not afraid to nitpick
Than they start sneaking up evil shots on you
Three Wiseman, Tequila w/ Tabasco, evil shit
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
the four horsemen!
its either the first or the last of the night….anything in between is a huge mistake
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Oh man.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh geez.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can schedule a huge sporting win for Clemson against your biggest rival
And then get whoever won the game to buy you a shot, I highly advise this strategy.
Not afraid to nitpick
That game happens in November. My birthday’s in August.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Virgo. Late August.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
ah, i don't know much about virgo's
leo’s & libra’s are really the only ones i know anything about
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
all you need to know about Virgos is that they are awesome.
Adam Wainwright
Clemson Girl
me
I could go on…
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I think most Virgos are uptight.
I said most. Not all.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
many are
not this one.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I have uptight moments.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I see no reason to lie.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 26, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
The passing of time presents opportunities.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Well in that instance there was really no reason.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Some Virgos are in denial about this more than they are liars.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Who me? In denial? : )
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
im the youngest....
and while the wait is painful the culmination is going to be glorious
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
i never had a 21st bday party
in fact, i haven’t had a bday party since i was 2
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yeah defriending is sweet
Burger King used to have a promotion. If you defriend 10 people you got a Whopper
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't defriended anyone yet.
I’ve hid a few people though.
by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I would have known
I trim my friends list according to the “Would I at least do the ‘head bob recognition of existence’ to you if I saw you on the street” rule.
Not afraid to nitpick
ever get stuck in a line or elevator with someone who is just on the head nod list?
and after the nodding you just stare around avoiding eye contact? yeah, awkward
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
This is a great rule. The one time I friended someone I didn’t know he was a creeper. I will never do it again.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i can totally imagine you doing this
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Frieding a random person or not friending a random person? Because I just said I don’t friend random people.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
friending a random person just for fun
finding out they are a creeper, and then pledging never to do it again.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn’t friend him. He friended me. I forgot my rule for like one second and accepted it. Immediately after I regretted it. I did not do this for fun.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
ohhhh gotcha
that’s creepy. i’d be lying if i said i didn’t search random people i met just for fun, but i never actually carry it out and friend them.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
But have you ever searched random people who you sat near at a basketball game. And then when I went back an looked at all of the pictures he wasn’t in them! I’m still creeped out by him to this day.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
nope never done that.
unless i actually have a physical polite conversation with them and learn their name.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
absolutely
so, how ya been?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It was creepy. He was like “Hey. I sat near you at the basketball game. I hope I didn’t creep you out too much by friending you.”
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"p.s. mmmmmmmm"
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Then he wanted to meet me. I was thouroughly creeped out at this point.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
over the line.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
My friends made me meet him. And he wasn’t really that creepy in person. But I still couldn’t get over the weirdness of the beginning of our “friendship.”
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
you need new friends
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
They didn’t find this situation creepy at all. I was so confused.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
so
does this conversation count as “dating advice”?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think so.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
damn
try harder, people. and would it kill ya to drop a lolcat jpg? jesus.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i can try
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
do or do not. there is no try.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
some people are crazy hyper with their facebook chatting, talking to anyone...
whereas i only talk to people i actually see on a regular basis in person
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
I never talk to anyone on fb chat except for my mom, my friend who goes to school in st. louis, my friend who goes to school in nashville and my best friend who goes to school in atlanta. So not even if i see them on a regular basis but if i don’t get to see them on a regular basis but they are important enough to me that i want to keep in touch.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
holy fucking shit
®
whatever happened to picking up the phone if you wanted to talk to someon?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I don’t like talking on the phone. I can only talk to my mom and one or two other people on the phone for long periods of time.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm old
the world has passed me by. it’s time to just shut it down & move into a retirement home.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I'm right there with ya
My daughters text each other for hours on end instead of just calling and talking. ‘Course, I don’t like to text ’cause the keypad is too small for me.
by ArkansasTravs on Sep 26, 2009 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions
my gf does that
drives me frigging crazy. Takes 15 minutes to say anything.
I just don’t understand the appeal of a LESS efficient technology. Texting feels like something we should have had in the 80’s.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
Damn slackin kids can't do anything right.
Over the Line.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
Just remember
The Dude abides.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
did he have a van
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
was fredbird driving ?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
jeez
i thought we had a connection…i’ll leave you alone
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
facebook....
making awkward, creepy dudes even more awkward and creepy
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Yeah, that's a little 'I'm watching you right now.'
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The chat is coming
from the blog page.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
or you could friend
your friends.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah defriending is sweet
Burger King used to have a promotion. If you defriend 10 people you got a Whopper
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
DOUBLE POST FAIL
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry i am downloading a movie and it slows down my connection so much
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
flim
movies went extinct 50 years ago. we raise our young in incubators now.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
always makes you feel important
“gawd i’m so popular people are friending me who don’t even know me….bug off dick face!”
it’s a real confidence booster.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
especially when they're random filipinos friending everyone from your high school
true story
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Ew.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm friends with the guy...
that’s married to my current girlfriend… You can work around awkward ties.
Ask me about my avatar!
Wait.
Your current girlfriend is married to your friend?
by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah and he's dating my wife's sister...
so it’s all f’d up… We’re reprising 1977.
Best. Year. Evah.
Ask me about my avatar!
by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That makes me dizzy.
But if it works for y’all, rock on.
by peach concrete on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Confused
Do you have any charts to show us?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
From the sound of it
it would probably take mc escher to draw it.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
this is a stats-friendly site
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Basically, I'm the guy on the left in orange.

Ask me about my avatar!
by guayzimi on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Must be a Korean soap opera... about chefs?
The grey dude in the top left is awesome.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I've been waiting for this.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
Sounds like you follow Hal McRae's theory on romance
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Sep 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not The Ice Storm again! Gah! I thought I finished that book!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, if he's married to
your wife’s OTHER sister, and you’re dating his wife, who is another sister of your wife, then I would conclude that you live in a commune, or are LDS. Instead, I have the feeling you’re j/k, or both you and your friend are separated from your respective wives.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait. That first part didn't add up.
There doesn’t need to be a fourth sister, just three. Incest is best.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
of course it was, things that debuted in 1977
Smokey & the Bandit
Star Wars
gdm
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Brad Penny on the bump.
I’m intrigued.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
OMG DOMINOS FINALLY!!!
DINNAR!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
are you going to narrate your whole life as it happens, fang?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
At least until he crashes in a couple of hours
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
it's gonna be a long night, huh
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
5 AM
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty much
i can give you a time by time schedule if you like.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
we are all about the stats.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
how about cheese tRA per slice of pizza?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
get on it
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
leave some material
for the “viva el stlcardinalsfang” site. otherwise we’ll have nothing new to read about tomorrow.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
good point
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it just me or is that EVONY ad actually gross...
I’ve seen it on both this blog and the mizzou SBnation blog…
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971
go cards.
whats up yall
4 hr car ride tomorrow, fuck me.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
without limited stops?
meaning you stopped every 50 miles?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
brain fail
we got an hour of sleep in a truck stop parking packed into a mid 90s tbird and then played wiffleball at an indiana rest stop…other than that it was just stops for food and changing drivers
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
that's like what, a 16 hour trip?
yuck.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I've done Mt to STL
about 21hrs on nothing but coffee.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
mt?
and why?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That's where I'm from, and that's where I was.
Used to live in the Lou & have made the drive a couple 4 or 8 times.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I tried to do that once
and got into an awful car wreck on I-70 just outside of Denver when all three of us (driver and 2 passengers) dozed off at the same time. We were very lucky to be alive.
I can’t sleep on car trips any more. And I go to the chiropractor a lot.
So be careful!!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
When I die, I want to go peacefully. Like my grandfather did. In his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that joke : )
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
something like that....
my friend was a hero going like 7 hours straight
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Steven Wright
A buddy and I went on a cross country trip. We changed drivers every half mile.
We only had one cassette tape the entire trip. I can’t remember what it was.
Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.
Football hijack!
Who is watching Steve Spurrier try and give away this game to the most overrated top 5 team of all time?
V, b.
"Hey, we're up 2 TDs in the 4th quarter..."
“Let’s keep throwing the ball!”
“Uh-oh, one touchdown lead…let’s keep throwing it.”
“Uh-oh.”
V, b.
here
south carolina will not accept this victory. although thats not really a problem to me. i picked ole miss.
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
i hate the SEC
that is all.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
by the transitive property
you hate excellent and entertaining football
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
wrong
i hate all the teams not called alabama in their league. i LOVE watching the games.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ummmm…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
So how does a body from St. Lou, who goes to school in SC
wind up being an Indians fan??? Was it a guy?
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
No. It’s a lame and long story. basically I saw them beat the Yankees in the 07 ALDS and I fell in love with them. I liked everything about them.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. But I make up for lack of time in dedication.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, that's almost understandable.
I hate the Yanks almost as much as I hate the Cubs….well, maybe even more. Top 10 teams that I hate in MLB:
1t. Cubs
1t. Yankees
3. Cubs
4. Red Sux
5. Cubs
6. Yankees
7. Cubs
8. Little Bears
9. Yankees
10. Stinkin’ Cubs
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Mine:
1. Yankees
2. White Sox
3. Cubs
4. Red Sox
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
nice
for me:
1. Cubs – of course
2. Mets – pond scum
3. Giants – from jeffrey leonard to barry bonds
4. Astros – hatred developed entirely in this decade
5. Red Sox – fan base is made up mostly of whiners and JD Drew is my least favorite player
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
We cannot be friends.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Um, ok?
I beg you to reconsider? I need to find someone else to make friendship bracelets for in study hall? Not sure what to say here.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry. I love JD Drew. Maybe I can forgive you.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Brewers and the "untuck"
are moving up the charts, tho. Braun is teh suck.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
if
there was more of an on the field rivalry, i’d agree for the very reasons you’ve listed.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
my grandpa & uncle are huge Yankee fans
they are from arkansas but spent many years in SE ohio where for a long time was Yankee country. my uncle especially used to tell me about listening to Yankee games on the radio & collecting all their great players cards in the 40’s, 50’s & 60’s. he had all their rookie cards & every card they made, and just like so many his aunt burned them. i’ll never forgive her for that.
anyway, my dads family (and yours truly) is from missouri, so that’s where my Cardinal blood comes from. i can’t help it. as i was growing up, both sides taught me a lot about both franchises. they really are the two best in their sport, heck maybe in all sports. have no fear, in a Cards v Yanks WS or any game, i pull for the Cardinals every time. but i will always have a soft spot for the Yankees.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
There are no excuses.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
+1 billion
although i do want to go to a lsu game before i die (or get too old for that shit)
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
From friends...
You never get too old for an LSU home game, you just take longer to recover
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
have a buddy down at loyola who's going to the lsu-fla game...
and the SOB isnt even a sports fan…..
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
The only difference between Baton Rouge...
and Knoxville, Tuscaloosa, Athens, Auburn, and Gainesville is the amount of alcohol.
V, b.
With Athens
the number of teeth come into play
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
I am now!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
no
my wife has comandeered the tv…its GREY’S ANATOMY NIGHT!!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
can't win them all
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
important lesson of marriage here.....
now if there’s a playoff game on grey’s night……
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
not even a question
gametime!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
barffff
i’d rather eat my cat’s poop than watch any medical drama not called ‘ER’
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
first 6 or so seasons, right?
after that…not so much
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
To help you visualize, think about how over-the-top conservative Fulmer coached with a 13 point lead. Now think about the polar opposite. That’s Spurrier tonight.
They’re getting the ball back, I’m assuming they put it on the ground now.
V, b.
I hope not.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
i just hope this ole miss bullshit goes away…i go to school in memphis, and i hear about it everyday
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate that show.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
oh natty, why do you have commercials?
and why do you go down so smooth?
(because you’re 98% water perhaps)?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Gross.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
its better than most other cheap beer options such as keystone or milwaukee's "best"
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
PBR is by far the best
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
bud dry and ice house
not nearly discussed enough, but they are my top two if im paying in pennies (figuratively speaking of course……..)
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
thank gawd SC's runnin' the ball finally
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
Boooooooooooo
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
don't hate
just because they play in a real league doesn’t mean you can hate them.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
But since they are our biggest rival it means i can. This is the equivalent to Cards/Cubs in South Carolina.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
if you don't play in the same conference, it's not a real rivalry
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
You know nothing about Clemson football. We used to be in the same conference. That’s where it came from. People hate each other based on school affiliation down here.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i know a lot about clemson football
i just wanted to get under your skin.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that was silly.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
jets/giants?
yankees/mets? cards/royals? lakers/celtics?
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
college....
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
College sports are sports down here.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i was clarifying
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You are clueless...
Florida-FSU, Georgia-Georgia Tech, South Carolina-Clemson, Notre Dame-Michigan, Notre Dame-USC, and so on.
V, b.
SARCASM!!!!
and ND doesn’t count.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Bwahahahaha
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
oh the wave can be a good insult
mizzou-nebraska game 07 it went on for almost 8 minutes….
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
So you’re condoning the wave?
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
booing the nubbers section every time is what made it awesome
and if we’re up big on them again the 8th im doing it again
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
That part was funny
But doing the wave is a signal that we aren’t a big time FB program yet.
I’m gonna be too drunk to go to the game anyway.
Not afraid to nitpick
No. Never. Especially if carolina is doing it. Fail.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
at what point has it been cool to diss the wave?
When the wave comes around to me. I just don’t get up. That’s about it.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahahahahahaha...
Houston Nutt is trying harder to lose.
“I know! Let’s go play action on 3RD AND 14, I’m sure they’ll bite”
V, b.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i bet ole miss loses four.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
i have been saying 7-5 since i saw their schedule
OVERRATED
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
They were equally terrible last year...
We have the worst QB situation of any major college program by far.
V, b.
Booooooooooooo. At least i still don’t have to write Cocks on my face every Saturday.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
That's a relief.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
This seems like a trap
Quiet …. Too Quiet
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Urge to shop the word "cocks" on admiral ackbar
but i am so unmotivated. so very, very unmotivated.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmm
I do have a picture of Clemson with a beard laying around
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don’t. I didn’t challenge you to do that. I’m sure you can. But don’t.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
If I would of done it
I would of done it backwards like you did it a mirror. Just so when you tell people that you got your face written on. It wouldn’t make any sense and they would be like But…. it is backwards. Than they see your reflection in your mirror and they all laugh. Good times
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Gamecocks fans. They write Go Cocks on their faces. Not very classy.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
mlb.tv price drop
someone was asking about mlb.tv the other day for the rest of the season and they came out today with a price break down to $14.95 for premium and 9.95 for regular.
Cubs fans are rooting for them to lose so we dont get our celebration....
color me amused
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
stay classy, cubs fans.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What an odd group of people.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
rec’d
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions
brewers not helping
phillies kicking butt 9-2 bottom of the ninth. Lidge not pitching either. 1 1/2 out of second seed (since Cards lose the tiebreaker)
and the cubbies
take the lead. 1-0 in the 4th.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
just noticed
no bobby scales tonight. some dude named tyler colvin in center. sad panda :(
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of
I watched Ankiels crash again today
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I was at that game
I will never forget how silent the ballpark was
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I kept that game DVRed for months
until the CLH made me erase it to make room for his futbol matches (fair enough. half of it is filled up with my junk anyway.)
That was high drama—Yadi kneeling and praying at home plate, Chris Duncan tugging on Dick’s shirt to make him get up, every single player on the field crowded around him, Pujols helping lift him onto the board…
and Tony staying up all night by his hospital bed.
I know there’s a lot of Ank hate around here, but I really like the guy. Watching Wednesday’s FSN highlight reel of postseason celebrations, with a pre-meltdown, young, cocky (and a little bit douchey) Rick Ankiel saying he loved the fans and “We’re going all the way” seriously made me want to cry for him. He was totally on top of the world at that moment, and it all started crashing around him just a few weeks later.
Confession time is over—but I don’t have it in me to dislike Rick, no matter how shitty his performance has been this year.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
we don't hate Rick the man
we hate that Rick the player has been an epic failure
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I blame the wall.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
he didn't hit the wall in 2000
i blame his fragile mind, which comes from his horrible upbringing.
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Good point.
I still blame the wall for this year.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
come on, this will never not be funny
that too should be green damnit
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It takes a serious amount
I gave the rec that was penultimate-to-seriousness so I’ve done my part.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Bengie
so what happened to Bengie that he just got pulled?
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
boog'd
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
still looking...
BCB says: wow. that is weird
Molina just marched off, he was in so much pain.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
well McCovey mostly wants to kill Bengie for whatever the weird error was.
I have no bloody clue.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
bizarre late-season catcher injury
bodes well for us should we meet them in the nlcs. turnabout is fair play.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
don't be talkin' bout Molinas like that
……the lolarious part is Whiteside replacing him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
actually
i’m just being embittered by revisiting the matheney hunting knife incident. i will never stop being bitter about that.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well i'm freaked out by catcher injuries
let’s not go there
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
and i hate the 2002 san francisco giants
and kenny “boo-hoo quit pitching me inside” lofton.
so how do we reconcile this conflict?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
he may need a lot of pies. and booze.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
and a reminder that the Molina brothers were catching for the Angels at the time.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
BAEK MOAR PIES!!1
To the piemobile!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 24, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
we joke about murder, now?
this is rather BCBish.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh well EXCUSE me...
I thought OJ murder jokes were fully ingrained into American late night comedy culture. Jay Leno thinks so anyway..
V, b.
Yeah,
but Leno’s an ass.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe.
But Leno is still an ass either way.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
leno last night
There’s a new book out about Barack and Michelle Obama’s marriage and in it they say Michelle Obama was very upset by all these drooling blondes who would push up to her husband and rub themselves up against him. They said this one blonde was especially suggestive and kept rubbing up against the President. Finally, Michelle said, "Look, Chris Matthews, get away from my husband."
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
but that is so last decade
it’s unfunny and BCB and nextdef’d.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
oh god no
nooooooooo
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
And besides...
The man was acquitted, which means he didn’t do the crime, which means we’re joking about trying an innocent man, NOT murder.
V, b.
but he was found liable in the civil case.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
That judge didn't get the memo...
But the state of California says no crime was committed, and by God that’s good enough for me.
V, b.
you'll tell us where your bodies are buried, right?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
If that is off I don't wanna be on.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
1-1 after 5 in San Fran
Iwish someone woudl bust it open so i could go to bed. I kind of wnat the cubs to win (a really ahrd thing to say) but I’d rather clinch on the field in Colorado, than through a Cub loss.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Haven't we already won the division based on head to head?
even if the cubs won out and we lost out and finsihed tied, since we were 10-6 vs the cubs and since we have a better record in the division, wouldn’t we already have both tiebreakers?
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Looked it up, it's rule 33 and 34 and you are correct.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Yeah...
The head-to-head would only factor in if the team not winning the division would still win the Wild Card. Like the Astros and Cardinals in 2001.
V, b.
Watching Sportscenter
damn Luke Gregerson looks good
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
Penny
7 innings of 1-run ball. Wow.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
he basically said varitek calls a terrible game....
and that bengie has been a big boon
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
he even has a C on his uni to prove it
i just can’t believe that’s was in his current contract, that he must have a C on his uni. what a fucking douche. if you need another reason to hate those fuckers, there’s it is.
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SF up 2-1
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
John Bowker!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
on Facebook i took the which cardinals player are you quiz
I am Yadi
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I'll skip the quiz
and just say i’m tito landrum.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Me too.
Sweet Lou is my hero. My current fave Cards cap just has 20 on the front, and “Brock” on the bill. Also, Gibson.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
That is, me too, I'll skip the quiz.
I refuse to do quizzes on facebook.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I got Colby. That’s right I’m awesome.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Since it's late
and everyone here must be waiting for the end of the cubs-giants game to see if we “clench”, time for a quiz: Who is your all-time favorite non-Cardinals MLB player? Have to say, mine is Roberto Clemente. Saw him at a number of games vs. Cardinals in the 60s, and he was all that. Played the game the way it was meant to be played, with one of the strongest RF arms I have ever seen.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Tony Gwynn
I haven’t given it much thought, but gwynn is just a damn likeable guy.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
When I was young mine was Nomar...
but I can’t say that is the case anymore.
Probably Zach Greinke nowadays.
by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Ichiro.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
It is to laugh.
I have 3 or 4 MJ Upper Deck baseball cards, I think it’s the 1993 series. Used to be worth something, not even sure anymore.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Since I like being able to say you have seen my favorites play in person, Grady Sizemore. All the players I liked as a kid were Cardinals players.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I not you.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
I’m sure you guys have answered this before, but who is your favorite current and past Cardinal?
by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Past: Fernando Tatis or JD Drew
Present: Colby
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Very nice.
I loved Tatis when I was a kid.
by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I liked his name. My logic as a child was… interesting.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Past: my screen-namesake
Present: if it isn’t boog, it probably will be soon. i love cheering for that sob.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I like too many past Cardinals
Yadier remains my favorite. Despite his awful, awful lack of jetpack.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
One assumes
he leads the universe in GIDPs again?
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yadi's my favorite current too
Gary Gaetti was my hero as a child.
by LandSickness on Sep 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Their flaws are often endearing, I find.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
not to me.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
actually, most human beings produce estrogen.
you too, luke. you too.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Luke says

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking about it and this probably is a girl thing.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe. But chick flicks are apparently a girl thing, too
and I love them.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
the number of guys who marry crazy women begs to differ.
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
But in sports players I mean. In real life maybe not so much but in sports, I think so.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Of course it is...
That’s why so many girls are attracted to guys that are absolute assholes. Oooooh, it’s a project! I’m not saying you’re in that group, but there’s plenty that are.
V, b.
I’m in that group.
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by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
It’s a problem. But at least I admit it, so I’m almost there right?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
And then they're 30
and wonder why there are no nice guys.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I don’t know. I just like them and then realize it wouldn’t work and move on pretty fast.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
noticed by the new taken guy this week
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
He’s not a jerk. But he’s already taken.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
i never believed that jerk vs nice guy crap
I think it is just Extrovert vs Introvert to me
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
No. There are jerks. He’s not one of them. There are extrovert jerks and these get noticed more but there are introvert jerks. Believe me, I’ve met some.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Of course their is jerks.
Just not all of them get the girls. Maybe a higher probability with naive girls. But I know plenty of jerks that everyone just hates.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I know that. I know those guys (and girls) too. I never said all jerks are taken. I said the taken guy is not a jerk but is taken.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I think you are attracted to guys with gf's
You like the fact these guys have shown they can make some kind of a commit to a single girl. Also, These guys have to be half way decent because this girl likes him enough for her to have him as her bf.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s what I think too. I should stop this line of thinkig and realize there are good single guys out there too.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Just don't be the girl with a semi-exclusive boyfriend in Texas...
that dates another guy just long enough for things to being processing nicely, only to decide you have an emotional obligation to stick with the guy in Texas when he was a breakdown over the whole thing. Not that that’s a recent personal experience or anything.
V, b.
Dude on the side is a pretty sweet gig
If you play your cards right
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I would never do that.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Past: Jim Edmonds
Present: Boog
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
I like Edmonds tops definitely
We have the same name front and middle.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
You would Edmonds' tops.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Odalis Perez
because Pujols absolutely owns him
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
Wade Boggs
I, too, am a pervert that likes fried chicken.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
3 more outs
left in the nl central race.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
Frank Thomas!
The Big Hurt, Baby! I used to have so many of his baseball cards.
Whose hotel room
Are the birds watching the Cubs game from? I can see them all crammed into Boog’s place, with their secret bottles of booze. (I know Tony said they’ll wait til tomorrow, but you know they’ll do a mini-celebration.)
they're in the man stew.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Heilman's in.
Fitting in a strange way.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Brian Wilson and his 5-5 record in to close it out
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
how can you walk the leadoff guy come on sucklin
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
what a sucky first out god how does he have a job
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
what a sucky out number 2 god how does he have a job
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
Strike one to Baker was in the same place as ball one to Lee.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
DLee steals a base
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
injury delay is Velez
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Baker comes off sort of douche-ish to me...
I don’t know why, but I hope he’s the one to make this last out.
V, b.
you know, luke, you really should
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Watching this on ESPN's
gamecast, and the dot representing D Lee at second is pulsing, like it’s alive.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 25, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
in play (runs)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
FUCK YOU SUCKLIN
I KNOW YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
a 5-5 record for a closer?
i mean, c’mon…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
That Suxored
thought wwe had it
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
terrific
guess they get their chance to do this thing on the field after all
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Oh well
it’ll make for a better celebration manana.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Not Tonight
Ha!
One day, the dream will come true.
Thankfully.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Yeah, it was really good.
I mean, Mike Tyson sings Phil Collins… it’s like so many nightmares rolled into one.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
yeah, I wanna see Legoman clinch in the old home park
it’s more poetic that way. and also rather square.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Fritz is back
that means i can end my shift as non-sequitur guy. we’ve had a busy night, team NS.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
you got union dues?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
just some oranges and lumber
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
excellent.
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 25, 2009 6:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Did that make you feel better? I hope so.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 25, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNZ
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 25, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
showing it on BBTN
fell around some cubs fans
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I blame Fang for that
where the hell is gdm? Another absent father
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
i had computer problems all day
and now i have a wicked case of insomnia. fuck me sideways
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Theriot's throw
was laughably bad.
Oh, that’s not Theriot.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
If I was a batter against Marmol, I wouldn't swing the bat ONCE
by cloistermaximus on Sep 25, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Just don't swing?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
that's what Luddy said to Ank.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Could Travis Ishikawa look any LESS Asian?
It’s lie the Seinfeld episode with Donna Chang, formerly Changstein.
V, b.
And he swings at ball 4
Don’t these guys watch tape?
by cloistermaximus on Sep 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Waaaay outside, ATG
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
ball 5?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice inning you're putting together here, Izzy.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
+1
try to strikeout in two pitches next time, jerk.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Ankielesque even.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
so who does Bochy pick?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Fred Lewis
I see.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I dont have the game on
And all this baseball talk about the Cubs game is confusing. Cause some of you want the Cubs to win and some of you want them to lose. Some of you want to celebrate tonight vs tomorrow.
only the cubs could divide this house
damn them
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Well we'll all have to wait till tomorrow now.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I wanted the Cardinals to celebrate after a win
But I also just want the division clinched. Pretty simple.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
We don’t clinch by default!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Indeed
That’s weak sauce. The Bub tastes better when you earn it.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm looking forward to an early lead
tomorrow night. Just a nice cruise to the finish line, respectful celebration on the field of a team we might be playing in October.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
ah, shit
Tonight, we wait. Tomorrow, we drink.
/raises hand
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Awesome!
You fell right into our trap, Cubs!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
never start a land war in Asia?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 25, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
anybody wanna peanut?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Aww.
That makes me a little sad.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw something that made me sad
A dead hawk in the middle of the road
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 25, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Blake?!?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Gaw?
GAW!!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
nooooo
that means West Nile is here.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Caption Contest.
Smell my finger! Smell it!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
come on, jimmy
can’t we just be friends?
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
If this is supposed to represent the Chicago Cubs
3 frames later in this movie, they get hit by a car.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
by azruavatar on Sep 25, 2009 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
OT: Best Headline of the Week?
From National Geographic, of all places.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
You'll get no argument here.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
That's not what I would have named that shark.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 25, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Actual LOLs get rec's
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Though it took me a minute.
It’s a bummer that icthyologists don’t have the same latitude as ornitholigists, who have brought us the tithatch, nuthatch, blue-footed booby, and other such gems. (My favorite is the Fluffy-Backed Tit Babbler).
That shark would have been a fat pitch right down the pipe for those guys.
Amazing that it surfaced
at about the same time as that curious beast long thought mythical, the Screwnicorn.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
moar pegacorns
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Chimeras
have more fun.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 25, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
She's the one that married the dick head.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
No...
I mean she really does love it. I was making a joke about performing simultaneous sexual acts, but since it’s a shark and not a person, it only made sense in my demented head.
V, b.
Cardinals' Day Off
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Hmmm.
Some went golfing, others just unplugged, and three took a 45-minute flight north to a private ranch.
I’m guessing that’s a reference to Larry Walker’s crib, and the players who went are Skip Schumaker, Matt Holliday, and Jason Larue.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
nope, Frankie's one of them.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
how many of the guns and trucks crowd is still in our bullpen? it used to be majority plus one city slicker.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that's true
so Frankie, Kinney, LaRue?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that sentence in the article sounds like
Franklin was never seen from again.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that would keep him from sucking, right?
Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
Would it?
Dan Haren disappeared nearly 4 years ago, and all reports say he’s continued to be awesome. No photographic documentation exists, however.
V, b.
+1
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
gotta have that man stew
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Attention Hallmark Channel...
I want MORE Shelley Long Cheers episodes and FEWER Kirstie Alley episodes. God!
V, b.
holy fucking shit
®
well over 2000 comments on an off day. if you count fanshots & fanposts. well done everyone.
i can’t stop listening to Phoenix’s new song Love Like A Sunset. it’s just freaking awesome.
my head really freaking hurts
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