Game 153 Overflow
by the red baron on Sep 23, 2009 9:00 PM EDT
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Preprogrammed for you protection.
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For you protection
Protection from myself?!?!?
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
programmed for Matt Holliday?
more piez.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Isn't this a little early for an overflow?
Everything seems early tonight. Are you forgetting the timestamp is Eastern?
He already said that's why the first game threaded was up early.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Yes, I know
Am I being Captain Obvious right now? Like the one member who asks to be refrained from mention?
no, there's already 600+ in the other one
were going to need one or two moar if this keeps up
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Tejada slips on the... ground.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he and Yadi share a laugh
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Oh, hey...
I didn’t see you there… excuse me, let me slip into something a little more… comfortable.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i think the only linkies are a streamtorrent one and a wdscore one
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i never can get the stream torrents to work
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
well its incredibly laggy anyways
just go for radio tonight :(
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 23, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
where can i find that streamtorrent one?
i usually get them running, even on my vintage 1983 ibm laptop.
"These go to eleven."
i hope this works
st://A0ACgpwEdTgDOAaCoAHIgBbkyBPcg/YzuVsdpy7uD1WsihcFTHVUVjKKYQCKQQdkZWZhdWx0iqIHR2VuZXJhbA==
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 23, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
EPIC FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
copy and paste that st:/// shit into your address bar thingy
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
firefox doesn't know how to open it
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
u have installed streamtorrent, right?
i have no clue what to do if not
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
oh
I am a noob.
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
lol heres the link if you want to try
but it’s very laggy, and it might be in your self interest to just go with radio idk
http://groups.google.com/group/streamtorrent
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 23, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah copy and paste that st:/// shit into your address bar thingy
…it works for me :P
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, that was a quick overflow. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
preprogrammed overflow jinx FTL!
Proud to be a member of The Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever (9/10/09)
Damn it Smoltz.
Damn it Tejada.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
offer arb to rosy
after he declines
sign miggy
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
and then trade for soriano, right?
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
no
but miggy at 3rd doesn’t sound too bad
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
when we already have glaus/freese/craig
sounds unnecessary.
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No thank you.
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
There's no basement in the Alamo!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
SCORE RUNS, JERKS!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
MidWestern Niceness Dies Eventually?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
thank god that other thread was starting to feel unprotective
this feel like a nice clean condom!
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
As opposed to a...
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
used one...
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that reminds me of a story
When I was a kid. Another kid found a condom in our local pond. He blew it up like it was a balloon.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
that's so much fun!
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
dude wow
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What
It’s economical. You only pay half what you would for condoms. You can use that extra money for a tank of gas, or in gdm’s case, a piece of gum!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I mean sure if you're only using them by yourself.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
yeah what she said
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
teacher pep talk
in the previous thread, in case you need some motivation
by peach concrete on Sep 23, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks, pc
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
sometimes you just want to last longer.
and not make a mess, natch.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
You know what's economical?
Never getting laid again.
by peach concrete on Sep 23, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
my condolences
i just don’t understand why the sex would stop after marriage. i don’t get that alt all
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
(he's not very good)
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Ooh yeah!
Then you spend NONE of the money on condoms you usually would! It’s foolproof!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
can still get pregnant
and that method does not provide protection against STDs.
find me under the fan voices section for the st. louis rams
by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The nice thing about Herpes is
Once you got it. You don’t have to worry about getting it anymore
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT JOKING
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Between him and CG
I don’t think they teach sarcasm in college anymore.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I got 4 hours of credit for sarcasm
/setting myself up for an easy Auburn education joke
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
muscle memory?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
yes...
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
f'in spants.
(or is that the story???)
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
ironically
Pulling out is actually a fairly good method against pregnancy
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Except for when it isn't.
But yeah, I’ve heard the stats.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
i personally recommend my girl friends to
get an IUD. They are the best
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Most OB/GYNs recommend that you have a baby prior to using an IUD.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
bullocks
Newer studies revert previous talks
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, the reasoning is
that IUDs last like 10 years. Why would you go through the trouble of having that procedure – which may not be covered by insurance – if you’re going to want it out a year or two later? It’s a long term BC solution.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
i agree
Most of the ones I have seen are for 5 years. Imagine 5 years not having to worry about birth control.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought staying in school was the best.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I'm on the same page andi
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
LIKE SECHS ON DA BEECHES
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought anal was the best form of birth control
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that is what i thought too...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
cardinalsfang correction enter in
3
2
1
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
gross
that’s how you get a poop baby.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
is this about Lou Piniella?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Only comics readers will get this. Maybe.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Not as good as oral
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Check out her Chrissie be-Hynde
it’s fine all of the time
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently Elvis was right all along.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It's all about probability
If you pull out, the number of sperm in your semen will be lower than if you didn’t pull out.
That doesn’t mean the likelihood of one getting pregnant after pulling out is zero, but it’s gotta be better
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That's assuming there is no leakage
prior to ejaculation, which a condom would prevent.
WTF? Why am I talking about this?
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
also assuming
No user error in putting on the condom
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
trampoline!!
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Even if there is leakage, there's a lower chance
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.....
reaching a little bit there for a gdm slam
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
just around
amirite?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that's what the spermicide is for, no?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
see this is why all the money we spend on sex ed is wasted.
the internet is clearly an excellent source of information! and free!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
3 starters for divisional series?
Is it a given at this time that the Cardinals will only need 3 starters for the divisional series? is the schedule out already where there are absolutely going to be 2 off days in the first 4 games? In the past there have been many divisional series that would require 4 starters assuming that one does not go on short rest. Dan and Al keep talking about how a 4th starter won’t be needed in the divisional series.
THEY WILL NEED 4!!!
ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Oct 7, 8 , 10 , 11 & 13
Game 1 starter would have to go on short rest. Game 2 starter could throw game 5 on normal rest. Neither Carp or Waino have had a major league start on short rest in their career.
stop mentioning Pags Lite
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
milwaukee up 2-0 if that hasn't been posted
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
This guy is a 2 trick pony
fastball slider…seen him pitch against the fish…he dominated everyone early(cept Hanley) till they started battling then punced on him…hope Birds do the same
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Some splits
Against him in
1st PA in G – .653 OPS
2nd PA in G – 1.007 OPS
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
slobber slobber slobber slobber
kill the mic’s guys int the truck!
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
aw, Lugo. you need Yadi-power!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Shameless Re-Promotion...
Fire Burning In The Outfield – imeem
Direct mp3 Download Link
Download requires putting in your email address to get a download link. It’s the only no-download-limit way I could find.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
www.mediafire.com
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
...requires a login. This doesn't.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Really?
Didn’t used to. Weird
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Yeah, it's what I used to get the instrumental file. haha
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Yeah,
just click, “I want to upload without and account”
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Eh... F it.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
For future reference
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Downloaded!
Thanks vexed!
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Haha, this is great
Thank god for autotune, eh?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Did you see the T-Pain app for iPhone?
Also, did that bookmarklet thing work out?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
No and yes.
Thanks.
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
yeah that app it great
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
god that's freakin awesome....
what software did you use/could i teach myself how to use it?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
I like Fruity Loops
Reason is also great, but difficult.
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
FL is perfect for making your own beats, but it's a PITA.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Programs used: (Maybe legally aquired)
Audacity (to remove the background noise) [free]
Mix-Craft 4
Antares Auto-Tune VST plugin
(Other plugins used also just to tweak with reverb and chorus)
That’s really all… I started working on it with FLStudio, and then with MixMeister, but it was just easier to stick with MixCraft.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
One of the best free programs in existence.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
yeah all that did was open up a new quick time tab
how do i actually dl it?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Right click the link and save-as.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Lemme elaborate..
…click direct download link
…give email address
…receive confirmation email with link
…click link to go to download page
…right click “download” and choose save-as
It should prompt a location to save the mp3 file.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
when i clicked the link after entering my email it just took me to the quicktime player playing it
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Can you save it through Quicktime?
If not, try right-clicking the link in the e-mail and save-as through there?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Gah...I'm uploading through mediafire right now...
…i loathe quicktime. Winamp FTW.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Try this, guys...
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Huzzah!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Thanks vexed
Great stuff.
So, who’s responsible for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OzHz0czeFw
"But as the leadoff guy that inning, my job is to get on base and let guys drive me in." - Albert Pujols 8/20/09, base-clogger.
great title
bad video
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
An Iron & Wine fan w/ limited talent?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
What if...just what if?
It really was Cody Ramon, incognito?
"But as the leadoff guy that inning, my job is to get on base and let guys drive me in." - Albert Pujols 8/20/09, base-clogger.
Any time... I hope she makes a version for Boog too.
If not, I got autotune…I need some lyric help. haha
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
shared on facebook.
lets get viral!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Yadi... ugh.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
what the hell was yadi thinking!
Proud to be a member of The Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever (9/10/09)
that suxed
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Lets not kill ourselves fella's !
we wouldnt want to hustle or anything
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Yadi did roll his ankle a couple days ago
they should be resting him anyway
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that is true
but Yadi is the vet’s choice. LaRue is for the sucky pitchers.
of course there is no such thing as a personal catcher.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they not gonna go real far if they phone it in like that...
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
So FSN friends, how's this Norris kid looking?
I’m pretty sure I saw him here in Springfield last year and mowed our boys down.
@aaronjscott
How'd he do today?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
beat it
Albert smiles. He just knows.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Boog would have nailed it.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
boooooog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Don't you want Boog ready for the playoffs?
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
This game is dreadfully S L O W .. . . the glaciers might cause an ice out. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Glaciers...we are dying of heat..right???
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Not under an air conditioned dome. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Slow because we want to know the Cubs lost so that when we win we can celebrate clinching!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Cubs score
2-1
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
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Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
He needs to buy a vowel.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 23, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Please score a run against "Bud"
He’s got 11+ scoreless innings against the Cardinals so far. The rest of the league, not so much.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 23, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
He's our Nemesis. A Nemesis named Bud. (sigh)
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
How many of those were enhanced by Lil' Dunc, Barden and AnK? With a side of Thursty?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Impressive research . .. I tip me hat to you, sir
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
offense take the night off again?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, Flim, have you seen this sweepstakes yet?
http://choicehotels.promo.eprize.com/space/
you should go to space dude
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
speaking of free stuff
Anyone interested in seeing the movie Whip It for free?
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Cameraman gratuitously zooming in on hot chicks
Always funny. You know all they do is creep in between innings.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Sep 23, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey, painguy
or really anyone who’s played baseball more recently than I have.
I was having a discussion about Wainwright and whether he would get rocked by the Phillies or not just based on the type of pitcher he is. I used a bunch of pitch-f/x and saber stats to prove my point fairly well, but dude was all saying that curves and sliders (especially Waino’s) are really easy to spot because you can see how they spin coming out of the pitcher’s hand.
Is this legitimate? I don’t see how you could see which way the ball is spinning when it’s spinning so fast and either way, I don’t see how you’d have time to react based on that info.
He also said that my description of Waino’s curve as “hit it if you can” was way off.
Opinions?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
The old theory
was RHP shouldn’t throw breaking balls to LHH for that reason, but I think as long as your breaking ball is as AWESOME as Wainwright’s is, you can get away with it.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Exactly
Wainwright commands both side of the plate with his off speed stuff. That is extremely rare
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Winer's CV
…is a 12-6 that breaks nearly vertically. That makes it useful against LHB’s and RHB’s.
A RHP with a 1-7 curve shouldn’t throw it to a LHB because then it will end up down and in, which is a dangerous spot because you can just tilt and drop the head of the bat
yup
I had a coach that hated me throwing CBs to LHBs, so I’d have to throw my 80mph meatball fastball or lazy change and get murdered, rather than getting weak popups with my curve like I did under every other coach.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
His curve has a lot more horizontal break than i initially thought.
Or at least it did on 8/25 against Houston
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Wainer also sticks his index finger out when he pulls his curve.
I can’t see any pitches for crap, and I can sometimes see that in real time.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Exactly
and people still can’t hit it. That (including the fact that he throws it so much) is why I said Wainwright has a “hit it if you can” curve.
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
oh ok
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Usually you aren't going to pick that up until it's too late
Again, Everybody knows it’s a CV out of the hand due to the speed and the trajectory.
But they still can’t hit it.
Well, my initial, non-SABR reaction
would be that if it was so easy to spot, why isn’t he hit more often?
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I did
think about posting that. Never occured to me at the time that Beltran is a lefty. ‘Course that wouldn’t be a much better argument than him using 5/5/09 as proof that the Phillies kill him.
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
True.
Does anyone remember the sequence of pitches from that at bat? Like Painguy said, there’s an argument to be made that Beltran knew the curve was coming.
Your buddy is wrong, for sure. But if he doesn’t care to base his judgments on numbers…
The other thing is that Waino started out a little rocky this season. I think that start was definitely in the rocky phase. They cured his pitch-tipping later, I think.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Yeah,
his K-zone plot was pretty much all up and then a big bunch down and in. Not a single pitch landed in the strke zone low and away to the lefties
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Waino's pitchers
A good slider looks like a fastball out of the hand. It’s theoretically possible to detect it by looking for a red dot in the upper corner. However, that’s easier said than done. The velocity is going to be close enough to the FB that you can’t detect it that way.
Nobody’s going to mistake Wainer’s curve for anything else out of the hand due to the lower velocity. But they are going to have a hard time hitting it due to the pure vertical break. That makes it a hit-it-if-you-can pitch (like Koufax’s).
Really,
based on flight path, they all look the same until about 2/3 of the way to the batter, then the slider breaks in to lefties and the fastball and change break away. Nasty stuff
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Taking pitch f/x out of the equation
can’t you tell it’s a curve as soon as it leaves his hand in real time?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
No idea
I’ve never tried to hit a curve
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
It's pretty recognizable, to me eyes.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Yes and no
I’ve never seen a curve like Wainos in person, but your typical first reaction if you’re sitting FB is that you think it’s going to be more up and in (hence the knee buckling). And even if you can catch it early , it’s still pretty fuckin hard to hit if it’s down. Hangers on the other hand couldn’t be easier.
Not afraid to nitpick
By the time you see the dot on a good one it's too late
A well executed RHP vs. RHH slider is just about impossible to hit. You can’t adjust to the horizontal movement…or the vertical movement. Problem obviously being a cement mixer slider is basically the easiest pitch in the game to hit.
Not afraid to nitpick
The Phillies aren't any different than other MLBers
They might be better at hitting mistakes, but if Waino makes his pitches it doesn’t matter. The only thing you could say is that the lefties negate somewhat his slider, but he’s gotten good like Carp at burying that inside where it’s still a good pitch vs. lefties.
It’s true that on some percentage of pitches you can “feel” a slider or curve early from arm action or [hard to describe you just see it coming early] when something is off, but not really on well executed pitches. When it comes from the same arm slot and same mechanics (which you can bet Waino’s do), your hope is to catch a hanger or just sit on a pitch period, not see wrist action on a good pitch.
If Waino pitches like he has and has 3.5 pitches working, your friend is wrong. You can’t account for that curve/slider/FB combo without getting lucky.
Not afraid to nitpick
oh we look real ready for the playoffs.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That was supposed to be smooth.
…the song says so.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
way to make him work, gents.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
did they leave all the bats out in the sun?
broken bat city
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
SCREW BUD NORRIS
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Excluding the aberration against Wandy the other night...
This team gets fucking owned by 3 different Astros pitchers that simply aren’t all that. Kinda makes you wonder.
V, b.
that's kinda this teams pattern in general
yet we can hit billingsly, kershaw, happ, harden, jackson, etc…. go figure.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
tweeted the remix to leach, goold, and bernie
hopefully they get this thing spread around STAT
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
what's your @username?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
ditto.
the same
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
oh man
wasn’t really paying attention to the first thread
but that’s godlike.
and y’all know i like RasmusGirl as is, but you sir have elevated her to a new level
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Keep it in the pants, man.
Sorry for making it better.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
that was @vexed btw
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
holy crap, way to screw the Twins Ctown
clemsongirly what the hell is wrong with your boys?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
now we have to hold up our end of the bargain
Norris is not good
!!!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
what he does
94 FB 97 slider….and about 6-1 ratio
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Luddy's got the memo
…wick
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Damnyouzoomzoomwick.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
How are we doing?
Just got back from Sony Pictures, reading some scripts. (No moneyball script yet, though)
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Slumpbusterwick?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Ryan Ludwick
When is the last time he had a basehit to the right side?
Is it just me or does he pull everything?
That annoys me.
He pulls it,
but not out.
That’s not good protection.
That’s why we needed Holliday.
by peach concrete on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
WINNAR
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol for real
rec’d
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I propose
that everytime a Cardinals batter GIDPs, he has to pay $66.66 to Cardinals Care.
Yadi is SCREWED.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I did calculate the adjusted $99.99 total
before this game, the adjusted total is $32,096.79
Albert and Yadi have 40.6% of the team’s GIDP’s.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Cardinals Care would be so happy.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still trying to figure out how they count DP's, though.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
cmon Dero!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
i would think the birds are better than the fish
but apparently the Gameplan is not…this guy really is not that good…seeing him live proves it…hes throws fast, but no real third pitch its all fastball slider, and mostly FB…course that was a few starts ago they may havbe worked on him?
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Mark Failrosa
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
expletive
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
oh yeaaaah we look really ready.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that was exactly the expletive that went through my brain.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
LA trails Warshington
after Billingsly had a no no woops
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
just turned on gameday
who the hell is bud norris and why can’t we scoar any runz against him??
this should be smotlz last inning right?
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
unless he can finish it off quick
i would imagine so.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
um cause htis yr he has tended to blow up when stretched
but other than that no reason
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
you just "this"ed yourself.
that’s like literally patting yourself on the back.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i was actually correcting my english before other
english teachers on the board did
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
oh, now i see it.
as you were.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Sauce in the pen!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Narveson Update
Relieved by Coffey
5.2 IP 4H 1ER 1BB 10K
I hope he doesn’t turn into theonethatshallnotbenamed2.0
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
run, Coffey, run.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS BELLY!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought I read somewhere that Colby's thrown high 90's from centerfield
true? not true? not true anymore?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
stupid sac flys.
SCORE RUNS, CARDINAL JERKS!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
that was fairly lame, Legoman.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT ALMOST WORKED ASSHOLE
6ly, two inches higher & he K’s
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Be like there is some conspiracy to under=score for Smoltz. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Good start, Smoltz.
SCORE RUNS!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
John is mad at himself? he's mad at himself?
why doesn’t he kick their asses till they cough up 2 RUNS.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
reposting myself
From a game against Washington. WASHINGTON.
Smoltz: So, JP. I got a question for you.
Piñeiro: Sure man. It’s an honor. What’s up?
Smoltz: Every clubhouse is different and all that… maybe you’d know about this.
Piñeiro: Oh wow. Okay…
Smoltz: How the fuck do you get any run support around here?
Piñeiro: Aw. Oh, shit. Uh… I guess they didn’t tell you. I think I got an extra key, you can totally have mine, not a problem, Smoltzy.
Smoltz: I appreciate it.
Piñeiro: Here you go. Just turn left around the video room, and stop at the luggage rack.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I really enjoyed that post.
both times.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
I never looked at it before, but it scored 20 recs.
wow.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone have Smoltz' stats with the Cards? Must be impressive . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
yup
6 starts, 34 IP, 30 hits, 12 runs, 2 HR, 37 K’s, 4 walks (WOW at the K/BB) 1-1 with a 3.18 ERA
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Win win
If Lohse comes out and pitches well the next couple starts, Smoltzie would be a nightmare for hitters coming out of the ’pen.
Not afraid to nitpick
that's what i'm praying for
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Good show and thanks
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Let's score at least three in the 7th to get the win for Smoltz.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
a little early for the pen celibration
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
did we exceed our allotment
of runs for the series the last two games?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
thank goodness. it's Ankiel.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
beat me to it...
calling the backwards K
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Yes
To ask how Ank got this job
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
teh crazy eyez - deh watch meh.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i can't stop looking
it’s like his eyes follow you
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
and as you stare he punches through your chest and rips out your beating heart....
and takes a bite
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Don't looks straight in his eyes.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
SCORE RUNS, BUTTHEADS
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
That's okay, the Cubbies will clinch for us.
Tomorrow, or something.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So why over-exert yourself?
It’s a matter of efficiency.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
gawww
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
*prod*
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
so basically the FSM guys are helping the guys lose their focus for this game.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that bullpen cam is creepy.
like a hidden camera.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
is EA at the game?
too soon?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, if you're into Jason Motte
…nude.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nakeysauce?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
au naturel
apple sauce
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
that was expected
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Wow, that bullpen camera
High quality stuff. Did they get that from a 7/11 security rig?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Jebus, is Ank's k % at like 40% now?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
surprisingly, 25.8%
his obp is only .288. revolting.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
that's around Pagnozzi's career minor league obp
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
357 AB, 93 strikeouts. only 26 percent. wonderful.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
25.8%
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Fancy that
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
That swinging strike was at a ball.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
99 of em: GREAT idea.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Ank make the playoff roster? If so, why?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
and uh
ALLEN CRAIG. yeah.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be shocked if Ank didn't
Knowing Tony’s man-crush on him
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 23, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
25% of a natural cykiel...
…check
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
i fucking quit
you don’t want to win tonight do you boys? no! you want the central given to you don’t you! well nothing in this world worth having is given to you! you have to go out & bust your ass till you can’t bust it anymore! you have to take it from them or they will take it from you!
NOW GET OFF YOUR ASS & TAKE THE FUCKING CROWN!
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Well ranted.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Your a natural
Tim Tebow
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't stand that halftime speech
Let me guarantee you this, there are 10000 better halftime speeches in championship games—-the only reason Captain Virgin’s gets shown is because he doesn’t cuss. Personally I like my pump up speeches comprised of about 30-50% “fucks” or derivations thereof.
Not afraid to nitpick
DEEP IN THE HEART OF DO IT RIGHT AND PLAY !@#$ing TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME
PS Texas is a penal colony.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
*prod*
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
*plop*
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
pity (STAB)
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmm, tootsie pops.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
These boys just don't want to clinch until
the last possible moment, do they? C’mon ya f——ers – get it together!
Ghost of Izzy, methinks.
I can thank the Cardinals for any ulcers I develop in the next month.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, hi 2006!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
My liver is still recovering from that postseason
And my friends were pretty sure I did on the pitch to beltran
died?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he did.
You don;t want to know what he did, though.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Was lube involved?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget to pull out.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
that's why he doesn't get laid anymore
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Carter Hall to the rescue!
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
I'm protesting the fact we haven't traded Ank to Pitt yet.
He’d make a fine city ambassador.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
ixnay on the oliticspay
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
yep.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, non offensive stuff like that.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Condoms for everyone!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
ABORTOIONS FOR SOME, MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
that's a pretty massive spelling fail.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
that way it's not offensive!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
It sounds like invading aliens
Not the Abortoions!
"But as the leadoff guy that inning, my job is to get on base and let guys drive me in." - Albert Pujols 8/20/09, base-clogger.
this made me laugh
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
no need for that
put the onions on your belt
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
pfftAHAHAHAHAAAA
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
No marching around unless you're in band.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The Political convention going on in Pittsburgh
not just Pitt in general.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
...i used to live there, just was wondering what their thoughts were on the city
it’s not a very exciting town, and nobody ever goes there…
Go Cards!
ok i know a lot of people are going to pittsburgh,.
so i ask VEB if anyone is going, because i want to know how they think of the city
what is the matter?
Go Cards!
just logic...
‘cause if anyone answers, that’s automatically them talking about… their politics. yeah?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
no, because they would know that if they talked about politics on VEB, people will make a huge fuss about it
they would just say “oh yeah, im here right now”
Go Cards!
but by definition... that's declaring your political affiliation
….y’know, I’ll let you figure that out…..
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
not necessarily!
you might care about the ENVIRONMENT and might be there to raise awareness
Go Cards!
Somebody facepalm it
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
/waits for you to figure it out.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
...
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ANIME OVERLOAD
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
watch the wrist albert arrgga;gjag;aafa
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
breaking my own rule, but
will Pags Lite even have time to learn all the pitchers and their pitches?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's so awesome, he already KNOWS it all
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Woah, that almost simplifies to 4/9
Neato!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhh
It does simplify to 4/9
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty sure that's math sarcasm
…I was told there would be no math…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
...joke.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 23, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
he's also hitting under 200
whaddya bet he drives in a run here
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
gawwww
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Get. Your. Shit. Together, Gentlemen.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
ah thank god
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
GAWWWWWW!!!!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Let's see some top-of-the-order magic.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
how does a ball break up?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
no seriously
i never knew how to interpret the graph. obviously the ball isn’t breaking up
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
like
diminishing marginal break or somehting?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
Why does Ankiel get any at bats. What a huge disappointment he has become. I know LaRussa is nostalgic about him but really . . . Anybody – let alone a HOF genius – can see what he has become.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
see: Chris Duncan.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this your first year following La Russa?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Keep in mind
this is the same organization that will not call Allen Craig up
I want the Walrus back...
Ank had a good run a year and a half ago
Tony is sure he is just about ready to PULL OUT of this slump
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Skippppeh come on
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
LaTroy Hawkins!?!?
He played in Fort Wayne…
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
hey, it's the wave.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Fark the wave.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
At Fenway
I saw the wave go around 9 consecutive times
Best fans in baseball…right….
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
"Budweiser, the great American logger."
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
I guess
the FO will have to release Ankiel before TLR gets the message and then he will meekly obey and comply like he did will Duncan
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
I don't think the front office will release Ankiel now
He becomes a free agent in about 2 months.
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
lets go Fire Burning
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Be smooth, baby.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone seen Colby's
“Fire burning in the Outfield” video on youTube?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we landed on the moon!!!
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
by albrtfn on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i hope you're sarcastic
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
no
i mean, i hope you’re sarcastic, asking if we’ve seen it.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, that may have been slightly harsh
but yes. hence the “lets go fire burning”.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
Didn’t know it was that popular… Someone in the VEB community made that? I thought it was ClemsonGirl but I could be wrong. Epically wrong
I want the Walrus back...
no, not made here
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/8/14/989023/colby-rasmus-fire-burning-in-the
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/9/23/1052449/rasmus-girl-remastered
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, the girl who made it is now a VEB'er
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
RasmusGirl
i don’t know who this Rasmus is, but she does seem to like Cody
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT SHE'S ON VEB NOW
where is she i need to proclaim to her my love
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing remotely illegal there...
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
yo i'm only 19 ok
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
15'll getcha 20
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i just want to tell her i love her
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Take a seat...
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
AGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A NUMBA
(actually overheard at a party in college. can’t believe people actually say that.)
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
seee!
that’s like.. almost ok, right? give it two years, she’ll be 18 and i’ll be 21.. that’s legit
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah but then she actually posts here in response....things get real...you back into a corner....etc
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
yeah i guess i took that too far...
it’s a joke..
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not funny now that she is real.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
And we wonder...
…why women don’t get online much.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my god.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
ENOUGH
if you want a date, go to match.com. otherwise, stop. 6ly.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Oh dear lord.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
"Let me tell you something about 20 year olds...half of them are 16."
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
30 Rock quote, for those of you out of the know.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
Well, she IS half perfect
My only requirementes are:
Beauty
Cardinal Fan License
I want the Walrus back...
Did you just call her ugly?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The LOBster didn't kill you?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
No. I’m good. I had a staff meeting.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I don;t know what that means.
But I assume it’s a euphemism for double clicking your mouse.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it worked on so many levels!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I don’t know what that means.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I has a sad :(
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Urban Dictionary just told me that you went too far.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Urban Dictionary just freaked me out
Fuckbook. Really?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not looking that up.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it was a freakin ad
like that site actually exists
I am not even brave enough to click on that.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I have adblocker. I don’t see ads anymore. Unless you mean like on the TV.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i wish my adblocker would catch more crap
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You can be entertained for hours
With physically impossible sexual terms created by some sick people.
Not afraid to nitpick
I'm getting a jelly donut tomorrow morning...
…
… NOT THAT KIND!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
What's your address? Where do you live?
What’s up? What’s up? Wanna party? Do you wear thong underpants? What color bra are you wearing?
/Sex Drive quotes.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, our dicks are huge
You can see ’em from space!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha someone thought I made that awesome video. No i just write poems.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
...welcome to September, dude!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
...
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
how'd Big Z pitch today?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ZING
well played
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
no, linky?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
And we've remastered it!
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that where DD is tonight?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
I just did
Wow . . . just . . . it must be rough having insane young ladies chasing you all over the place.
she is not insane
she is….
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
enthusiastic?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 23, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
f'in Fritz!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
BUD NORRIS HAS A 0.00 ERA VS THE CARDS.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
why gob. why.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
For a team that plays at Busch,
maybe they cannot disparage anyone named Bud. Bad for the brand.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
But... we had video!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
didn't zoom point that out?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That mo-fo...jinxin fiend.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's sign him this off-season
because we obviously can’t hit him.
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COLBY SPEED!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Colby teleports!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Wheels.
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Fire in the infield!
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
fire burning on the basepaths
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
so, Orlando Hudson mighta hurt his wrist
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
doesn't matter
they’ve abondoned him for a guy known to perform well in October, Ronnie Belliard
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
nice.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It was supposed to work....
but I forgot about my “talent”
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Start rooting for the 'Stros.
Please?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll root for them as I go to bed
Maybe it’ll work.
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 23, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
ah man Albert
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
yeah, I thought it was gonna go much further than that
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
John Rooney is making fun of the people of Houston.
I like it.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
john rooney on the radio, ftw
“The crowd makes some noise because the scoreboard advises them to make some noise.”
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
You know, IMHO
John isn’t so bad.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
well that was nice.
I’m starting to dislike how the man-stew is detracting from game / mental preparedness. It’s going to be a billion times more distracting come playoff time.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Thanks, My Hammy!
Way to lead of BB. GREAT
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
no lead off walks GAH
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
IT'S SUCK TIME
i hope you’re happy.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Marquis is being Marquis...
Jorge de la Rosa sucked last night… Bring on the Rox!
Ask me about my avatar!
SUCCCCCKKKKK.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
y'know, the more you guys ignore the suck, the more he sucks.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
An embarrassment to the human race!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
ryanfranklinisyourpreexstingcondition.com
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
you-know-he-really-is.com
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
HE'S OUT MF'ERS
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
OMG a K.
YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME, FRANKY.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
how the hell does someone who sucks so bad do that
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
HFS ®
Yadi, really?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Cubs lose
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 23, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks Millwaukee!
You guys ain’t so bad!
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Geez, an IBB.
Atta boy, Sucklin!
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 23, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
i will not be able to stand through this during the playoffs
does TLR think the mr. franklinsuck is the only “reliable” one in the pen?
Go Cards!
I'm not liking the fact
That it’s not all that ironic to say Franklin sucks right now.
Not afraid to nitpick
Time to put this thread out of my misery
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Oh, Frank.
SUCK
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Damn I dont want to wait until Friday
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Cubs play tommorow
They could clinch without winning, which would be weak as hell.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll take it
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 23, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Brew Crew won
Magic number is Ozzie
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Ludwick, DeRo, Yadda.
What can we put together? And if it gets to the 9-hole, who bets Tony bats Thurston?
Yo MLBPA, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Albert is the most ridiculous player of all time. OF ALL TIME!
franklinhausen you are killing me!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
this is funny
http://www.chicagoansforrio.com/
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
That is great!
I get so angry every time I think of our crook of a mayor trying to tax me into oblivion by bringing that ridiculous (not in a good way) boondoggle to my city!
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
by ChiTown CardFan on Sep 23, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
plus the city just isn't set up well for an Olympics
those things always go over budget, and Chicago isn’t exactly in a good position to add more deficit heh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I really ope they get it.
It’d be a lot of fun.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
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