A Daily Mail article about fake Twitter accounts provides a gem about Tony La Russa a few paragraphs in: "Twitter has decided to act after Tony La Russa, the coach of an obscure American baseball team, launched a legal action over a fake account."
"Obscure"??? Seriously? The second most WS title of all time? The team that employs Albert Pujols, nigh-universally acknowledged as the sport's best player? Is Chelsea obscure because they're not Manchester? Is Italy an obscure national team because they've won fewer World Cups than Brazil?
So much for the "special relationship" between our countries. I hold Felonius Monk personally responsible for this outrage.