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10-2 Cardinals. Welley on the mound. If this one is bad luck, you'll know it's me. it's all me baby

Star-divide

around 1000 comments & we needed an overflow. no mods were present, so i stepped up. if you don't like it, there's nothing i can really do about it. i stepped up & tried to make life better. i'm only one man. i can only do so much. enjoy the ride people. now where were we? talking about burritos & wine i think. 

 

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Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Fist...O?

"But as the leadoff guy that inning, my job is to get on base and let guys drive me in." - Albert Pujols 8/20/09, base-clogger.

by lightbulb on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

shed's lone tear.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not dying.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

meaningless HR coming?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

The usual.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

woulda had it

if not for stupid ballpark

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

failed insidetheparker?

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn near a great call.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow, I knew gdm

would make reference to that SportsCenter “follow me to freedom” commercial

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

just like you would call for a walk off no?

we all have our roles to play

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was like I knew it all along

and I was just waiting for it. Am I a psychic?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps

or perhaps i’m too predictable?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but I doubt it

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this store has reopened under new

PWNRSHIP!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

do they eat burritos in the man stew?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

finally

thank god

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

11th inning

no minor leaguers have been impaled by wood shards.

YET.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ankiel has seen a month worth of pitches in this AB

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He does

hold the past two years’ record for longest PA doesn’t he?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

17 pitches.

Effing epic.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

17 pitches on April 16th, 2008.

by rencelas on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That he walked

made it oh, so sweet.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Lashed with the cat o’ seventeen tails and walked away unscathed.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

How?

Impressive. But how?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was back when he knew how to use a bat

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha Hill fail!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yellowstone

/obligatory

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ebbets field

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yellowstone is still used.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

they still use Yellowstone

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat twice...

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braintwin.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always knew he'd leave me

people always leave

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not you gdm

it’s me

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh don't you pull it's not you it's me!

i invented it’s not you it’s me baby! if it’s anyone, it’s me!

it’s all me baby!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't believe that line gdm

it’s always you.
f’in gdm

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really do hate that f'in park

you robbed of us or our natural cykile you bastard!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

it's cykiEL

Bastard :)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ank with a TRIPLE!?

Oh man… he’s definitely starting tomorrow now.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Chauncy’s ankle is bothering him.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Tony, I feel fine

Sit down Cuba, you’re hurt.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR:

Hey Corky, I hate you and I’m gonna let you finish, and Rick Ankiel had one of the best triples of all time. OF ALL TIME!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that Colby interview with that little girl...

Rasmussen first said that Baseball used to be fun when he was little kid, and then went on to say that Boys hit better than girls to that little girls face….

The only thing he’s selling is truth. Hasn’t anyone taught him to bend it yet?

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s hilarious.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball was fun

when he was pitching. Anti-kiel?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back then people remembered his name and let him play.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

furthermore

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so tempted

to dig up an awful picture.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If DeRo ran that out

he might’ve been safe

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Jadi!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

YADDA YADDA!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Duncan's playing for Houston!?

Don’t let Dave know…

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

htting too much?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geneva Convention

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

he was eaten by wolves

by jxmetal1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

racist?

what does it matter, there f’in wolves

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hah

the grey ones aren’t indigenous to texas. they might have been planted by cub fans.

by _pistol_ on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could have been coyotes

I’ve seen one in my neighborhood

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was delicious.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

He was removed due to it being a blowout.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

put him down, Albert!

what did we say about squeezing to death!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad Maching, bad!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

so basically if Memphis loses

I am blaming little red riding peej.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

did you see his mistake at first, though?

Peej turned his back after fielding a ball at first, and a run scored.

That was the difference. They wouldn’t even be playing extras because of that.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad

about Mateo. Anybody know what the medical condition was/is?

NorCal CARDS FAN

by norlanski on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Something with his eyes.

I think they determined it was degenerative.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumor is a degenerative eye condition.

Mateo’s agent only acknowledges that his sight is 20/30 in his right eye.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the time this sucker ends, he just might

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is nice seeing Wellemeyer in his natural role here.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He really would be loveable in this role

I still think well of Cal Eldred.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crappy pitcher who no one wants

but we thought we’d pick him up and turn him into a miracle – and it failed?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

he was Cinderella in 2008.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Yadi...

Pick that throw like a boogery nose.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I fucking hate ESPN

I just got home and I wanted to see what was going on with the Cardinals game – lukily they were showing highlights. So they showed Pujols striking out, getting an RBI single and getting caught stealing, Then they showed Pineiro and DeRosa getting hits.

NO RASMUS HOME RUN!!?!?!?!??!?!

Goddamnit ESPN, you really suck. They also said that they were ok with Grienke being the Cy Young because he finally beat the Red Sox or whatever, bullshit.

by vivaelpujols on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Like we all know,

EAST COAST BIAS. Suckin’ on the Yanks and Red Sox’ wangs.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ba dum ching

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Chen Mien Wang

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ba dum ching

First one was too early.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why BOOG is our SS

Damn it, Julio

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

raaaaaaaaaaaarggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

memphisssssss.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

peej really did lose it for them.

man! [sad cursing]

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I miss something horrific?

Flipped to an ad

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, Allen Crain...

….has some serious Dick Allen backwards waggle

by jackclark on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

shouldn't you be getting makeup put on you...

Postgame show coming up…

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nvm, you're off work today.

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNER!

(Stinkin’ delayed MLB TV)

TWO!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Magic Number is Albert!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Minus three!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

the original Albert

thankyouverymuch

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red

is a cool guy. Randomly leaves tickets at will call for my friend. She’ll just get a phone call out of the blue in the middle of the afternoon saying, “hey, if you wanna go to the game – i left you some tickets.”

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes me love Red even more

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

is your friend single?

you know, for matty. she doesn’t have to be hot for matty either. he’s not picky

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey now!

wait…well, yeah. this is probably correct

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry matty

she’s been with the same woman for like 15 yrs now.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

story of my life

wait, no….that is the story of gdm’s life

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have no idea bro

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out

Almost 11 pm in MI… Finish ’em off Memphis!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

good work.

winning run on a wild pitch.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep talking

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that sucked.

Sorry guys, I jinxed ’em.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so uh, zoom zoom, we like you & all that

but why don’t you have a seat over here _________________________________________

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I admitted it, dammit

I guess I might as well retire off of here.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you want zoom zoom to sit on your thin straight stick?

not that there is anything wrong with that

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was in the pool!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this needs to stop before october

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll do my best

I’ll have to pull a Pedro Cerrano-esk ritual where the GOBs don’t jinx me.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk through wriglyville

wearing nothing but a cardinals hat

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

the mods need to work on a temp ban

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have at it, mods. I won't mind

and I doubt anyone else will here either.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

take one for the team?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Voluntarily or by force

How long do you want me to be off? Rest of the season?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

life?

too harsh?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

tough, but fair

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go in a corner and cry

(Goes in corner and bawls eyes out)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw, it's ok

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha.

Emo kid gets cut even when he’s not doin’ it.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe reminds me of the joke
I wish my lawn was Emo. Then it would cut itself.

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

/easy kahlil joke

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that kid is actually going to listen to linkin park....

Then I wouldn’t want to be those kids over there when he comes back…

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be fatuous

we want you to succeed and win at life.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda hard to do that when you jinx people

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

just repeat after me

“i will succeed and win at life”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will succeed at calling the GOBs douchebags.

what was that? oh, right. I will succeed…

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do?

I thought they just hated me because of jinxing and the walkoff thing last weekend.

:)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the others do

me? not so much

get lost kid!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya bother me!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

(sad face)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

a self-deprecating +1

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

welly was OK

SSS, but somewhat encouraging

by madridbend on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, shower, and shave?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slighly better than Sucking Severely?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I meant small sample size, but yours is better

by madridbend on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I try, and sometimes, I make people laugh.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't mind if i do!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small Sample Size

(if sarcasm is present, please excuse)

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction

This thread is about to become a whole lot more confusing.

Never mind.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

®

MEMPHIS LOSES ON A WILD PITCH!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Durham wins

5-4 on a Wild Pitch…thats right, a wild pitch

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

that was. HORRIBLE.

LOBs probably in the double digits.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I just turned it on!!!!!!! Jerks.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

It was fun while it lasted, Redbirds.

Now c’mon up and give the big club a hand.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I like him too you know…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe slu's saying you're not everyone's favorite fan girl.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is saying that. It’s very upsetting. And I’m sick!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that song so no. Just because I don’t make videos doesn’t mean I love him any less.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

you don’t know the meaning of true love.

It’s all about video production. It always has been.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would I make one about Wainwright? I like him fine but he’s no Colby.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he's married

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Married doesn't matter. Sports figures are public domain.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um….

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

(chick)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what? you people are acting like sports figures are chaste and loyal

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it just sounds like the man stew is for everyone. all the time.

(pretty sure that’s not what she meant…)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like it better if that WAS what she meant

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm concerned about this alleged tub.

it’d need to be Yankee-sized.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

says the woman living in sin

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um….

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

easy, i'm joking

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww...you remembered!!! : )

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell us how you really feel

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Men on VEB talk about married women all the time.

In fact, sometimes they talk about men married to Cardinals players. So yeah, I’d say it’s fair game to have that crush.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant WOMEN married to Cardinals players.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

that there’d be anything wrong with that.
Of course.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OF COURSE!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. It was blunt, but not over the line.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have crushes on married guys but that was worded very extremely.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

she basically said yeah, it is okay to make a poem about a married man

/stirs pot

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we’re just talking about having a crush that’s fine, any further though…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s possible I misinterpretted it. I’m busy writing a sonnet.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poems don't impregnate

/uses bigger spoon.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or to bite if he casts bait

wait…whaat?

Don’t bite my head off; I’m sort of kidding (preemptive request)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is why I don't believe in mawwaige

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm once divorced and now live with my (hetero) "partner" or CLH, if you will

so I’m a little jaded about marriage as well.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

common law husband

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

awww...you remembered too!

I almost feel like part of this community now.
/sniffle

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

common law husband

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

common law husband

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

cumming life hero.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

seattle!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that too

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

winner

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey Yadi2Second

we are almost to dating advice now!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was always going to happen

i don’t know why people try & fight it

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

I’m not sitting on the couch, next to my good-looking husband, in our 2nd floor flat.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey can you move to the right a little?

the wound needs moar salt there plz

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not in our home office

drinking wine while my lovely good bride snuggles in bed wathcing Conan with our dog..

WE ARE ALL LOSERS.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not in my mom's basement

wait, I’m doing it wrong

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

spants always thinks she better than us you people

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, I'm really, really sick.

So sick that it might be a struggle to purchase my playoff tickets tomorrow.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhh, that's the spot!

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOO THIS WOMAN!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

(I already had playoff tix purchased before today.)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

(high five)

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you all

Good day!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's salt in the wound

and then there’s a shotgun loaded with rock salt.

Wow.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

is that how you kill demons?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

ghost

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can you drag your laptop into bed with you?

You can do that much, right?

I’ve informed my employers that I will be taking a break from 9:45 to at least 10:15 in order to buy playoff tickets and they are totally cool with it.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

nobody that has a real point to prove uses a spreadsheet anymore.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never disputed it

I said everyone was dating Colby.

Totally called it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not dating Cody.

Too dead behind the eyes.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, and he's not cute.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

That too.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

the curly hair fools people.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dare you to say that louder and more often.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

We'll let the younger girls have him.

News flash: I don’t think Skip is all that cute either.
(I have a thing for the headcases.)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, no. I like Skip.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I do appreciate his baseball-ness

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey gdm, there is hope for you yet!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

brain twin

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least he came back.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's not really back

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

haaaaaaaaaave you met gdm?

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hoped you'd get that

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s crazy talk.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

and here comes a robot!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

robot was sleeping

and I can’t help it if other people have poor taste.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 23, 2009 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can’t be friends.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Although less competition…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

All yours, girl.

Go for it.

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're his personal teacher though

and since it’s clear the lesson’s are working, i don’t think you have anything to worry about

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m confused. Y’all are distracting me from my Colby Sonnet!!!!!!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was about Adam?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. I’m trying to prove my love for Colby. I can write one for Adam, but later.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was about Fritz?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm flattered kid.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Channing Tatum…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you mean Dancing Dumbo.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

most people here would make one for Wainwright's curveball

but it would be nasty.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can write Colby a poem. But I don’t do videos. I’m shyer than RasmusGirl in that respect.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine. It may take awhile though. I have to think about it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

jerk

shall we ban him too?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. That was my point.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been doing it off and on for a couple nights. Sometimes I’m lazy.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't do it gdm

don’t you dare do it!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you want me to not use it?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I don’t care… just not used to it

by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why's

everything gotta be a poop joke?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I officially don't want to see Pags Lite.

wtf was all that? and he can’t even hit.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

my mistake

none of that makes sense, even then.

this isn’t little league… they don’t have to play everybody.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

[weep]

wtf, redbirds. wtf.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this was a classic game until then.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They pinch-hit for Pags because he's terrible

Then the defensive replacement proved that there is a reason Pags starts.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was additionally referring to not bringing Parise in

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

here we goooooo, it's Colby.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

he's not trying to have TOO much fun just yet.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he cracked a smile at least.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lugo-like?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooooooooo

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Question:

Will there be a postgame party for when we clinch?

(Not GOB tempting, just being confident :-)

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Had I said that...

(oh, never mind. you guys know already)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it could be tomorrow.

oh my.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corky should've said...

“When I was at the plate, I knew I was going to hit a home run.

It was business time.

I had my socks on.

That’s why they call them business socks."

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've been scooped, RG

Look up ^

(Good pic, though)

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

nexdef'd?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert doesn't get tagged. Albert allows himself to be tagged.

with a hug. Of course.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

so el douchey had a HR robbed from him in the bottom of the 9th

he thought he had one, that was really funny

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

is Piñeiro entering witness protection or something?

in profile that under-beard is … odd.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

if only to lock Mauer into MVP

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight's game thread and subsequent overflow

have been seriously lacking in dating advice.

Very atypical.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

they're busy dating Colby.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Maybe they can cook him something.

He’s going to blow away.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WASTING AWAY

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that

another Jethro Tull joke?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of that

is your mom seeing anyone?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, yours

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mom is no longer around

f’in gdm

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in gdm?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's a GOB

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So she's no longer around fucking GDM?

When did you stop gdm?

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did we do this once before?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

we did, but my mom really is no longer with us

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think she is in baseball heaven

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind the your mom jokes

I think my mom invented em or something

/mom always said just because I can be a smartass doesn’t mean I have to

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he with the masturbating angels?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you are...

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH NO

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

just pull it out.

if she goes for it, you win.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

"you weren't really going to eat 99 taco's were you?"

NO

yeahhhhhhh

luv that

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

They're fried, not ba...

nevermind…

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know Dennys Reyes?

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's racist!

(link to animated gif of little kid)

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds crepy.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent work with the subject line

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houston puts the opposing manager

in their electrical room?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

First class organization

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not as bad as Dodgers Stadium

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's more than 10 years old though.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

go enron?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m writing a Colby sonnet.
Get excited.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup… I wonder what his reaction would be… “Ummm…”

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m working hard on this. I’m even looking up sonnets online. I don’t remember how to write them…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot

I was going to write some fascinating yet utterly false factoid on Red Schoendienst’s Wikipedia page to see if I could dupe Leitch.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Red was on Budwieser's national bowling team

/true fact.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

A thousand chillings for John Hadley's larynx

he’s making fun of Wagner Mateo’s ability to see the contract he signed.

What a fucking classless gigantic fucking asshat.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

how does he keep his job?

People actually like that kinda shit?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the shit

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad

I missed that.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to write the program manager. never thought I would.
Can you please tell your “talent” to refrain from making fun of the 16 year old whose future was ruined by a cognitive disorder not of his choosing and ripped away from him today.

Dominican native Wagner Mateo had his contract voided due to eyesight issues today and Hadley cruelly joked “maybe he couldn’t see the contract he was signing.” So on the worst day of a kids life (“Hey I just got signed for 3 million dollars for my god given abilities… of wait, I’m dirt poor again.”) some no talent hack had the guts to make light of the situation. Bravo, John.

I never imagined I’d write an e-mail to KTRS, but John Hadley has shown his ass. He was never entertaining to begin with (and I’ve never met anyone who enjoyed listening to him — my wife, who loves Claibs and John M turns the radio off when she hears his voice — and I’d honestly love to see his test market numbers), but now he’s just cruse, offensive, and classless.

Regards,
Al

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

well-said

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who John Hadley is

to be honest. But I’d expect that the KTRS management would prefer to keep getting checks written by the Cardinals, LLC.

Good time to write them.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals are majority owners in KTRS

But still, I’m sure they’d like to know what their “talent” is doing on the air.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have

an opt-out of sorts coming up, I understand.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buncha

shit-disturbers.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cruse?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Tom...synonym for Douchieness...

No but 6ly, probably meant crude

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

god youre so lame spants

get with the lingo.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like crude

but with diarrhea.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

See? I just don't know these things.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

asshat is the appropriate term.

by nota bene on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT A DICK

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

MIX TAPE CHECK

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut UP!

We can’t hear the tape!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is almost bluesy folk music.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gershwin?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, one high-pitched instrument, and some killer slow bass guitar.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

American Woman?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I don't recognize it

we need rb in here, I think it’s obscure.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, it was in a different key and everything. not the usual radio song.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think cardfan124 was on the right track

sounded Spanishish to me.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the goofy laughing is covering it up.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

if that's Yadi's, that's badass.

awesome choice of music.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't hear shit!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah too much bass on my end

im quickly throwing together a high pass filter circuit to run the audio back through

by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

....nude!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's song #2

can’t pick up on it at all. sounds like it might be a live recording.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

Metallica, Blackened, to me.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'all are awesome

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

taco taco

burrito burrito

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by azruavatar on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Ben!

You brought me rrrrrrrrroses!

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

bo burnham

yes or no? i’ve watched his comedy central special like 8 times and still laugh

by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

well, Yadi's getting his home run stroke back.

I can stop worrying about the offense…

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I think its something about houstons park

the left field fence seems so close has enticed some real home run cuts from our guys (DeRo yesterday for example)

by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese, Greene, Pagnozzi, Kinney

= the cavalry

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Official?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per FSNMW

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you beat me to it

see below

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE ALLEN CRAIG

WTF????

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

CRAIGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strange

for a team that just successfully transformed an OF to 2B that they don’t believe a 3B can become a 3B. Or do they have some kind of super-sweet MLE that would blow all our minds.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fucing give up

the one fucking potential power bat off the bench they may need, and they don’t plan on calling him up?

I really do think he sacrificed an animal during ST. I really, really do.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has ANYONE in the StL media

ever asked what the deal with Craig is?

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

bernie perhaps....

the rest are either silent or dont have big enough voices

by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you spelled cojones wrong

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

boxcar_fritz@jluhnow seriously, why isn’t Craig getting called up? He’s the perfect fit for the next two weeks (and, if glaus is DL’d, October).

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're quite the

shit disturber tonight. And I’m the one with the empty bottles of Sixth Glass laying around.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds lovely

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so sad

my alcohol provider hasn’t had Sixth Glass for a couple months now

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The day

that Schnucks started selling it coincides with a dropoff in my tavern attendance.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Schucks did for six month, stoped for eight months, and started again last week.

I have no idea what kind of contract the distributor has.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made a pact to myself

that yesterday would be the last day of summer I spent as a resident of Iowa. I need to move to a place where they have Sixth Glass in bars and supermarkets

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

Freese and Greene will be useful, I think….

by nota bene on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pags is great at blocking pitches in

the dir. . . . o wait.

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by azruavatar on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

all the other pitches were, though.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's terrible behind the plate

I’ve watched several videos with him back there and I have no idea why they like his defensive skills.

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by azruavatar on Sep 23, 2009 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where the Fuck is Allen Craig?

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Setting up fielding lessons over the winter

with The Secret Weapon.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

fixed

setting up fielding lessons over the winter
with The Secret Weapon whoever takes him in Rule V?

(he is eligible, no?)

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 23, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Freese, T Greene, Kinney, Pagnozzi called up

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

it's being twittered by one and all. official.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he *is* gangsta.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

bye bye summer!

see that green flash? that was summer. happy autumnal equinox!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

that's frickin ominous

beautiful but ominous.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

piling on

the epic saga that is the sale of the Cubs continues….

by nota bene on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BCB also continues to be lame.
Just trying to get the comments total up to 900 ;)

Can we get a T-Shirt with the headline on it afterward?
"I Was There."

Comment count: 914

Amateurs.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boring sons of bitches.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

they said something about it being "some kind of record"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have nothing on our 1400 +!

stuff lives in immortality

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

last I looked

that thread actually tipped the scales at 1951. There are actually new comments on it that I haven’t read, and I was one of the last drunks commenters still awake at the end of it….

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Christ!! That truly is a record

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i feel honored

that i, one of the bigger lurkers out there, somehow made your sig

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it indirectly referenced something I said

so that helped.

Hello again! : )

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually fell asleep passed out at the keyboard that night around 4:30

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats right after I puked!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was a lot of fun

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was a lot of fun!

seriously though, there wasn’t even a game. thats what makes it impressive.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's why Cardinals baseball is so important

if there were no games, we’d be doing that all the time

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you thinking of "Stuff"

or last Friday’s overflow?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

stuff

that was an epic thread. and yea, if it werent for games, how would i get my homework done?

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fridays overflow

was more disorginzed, drunker, and weirder.

Stuff was epic though. It all flowed so gracefully.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love that description

i was not in on friday. camping in northern minnesota + certain substances precluded any VEBing.

sad i missed it

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was really just Fritz, gdm, clemson girl, and me

talking about absolutely nothing. definitely not as epic as Stuff.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even remember what we talked about. Was that when we talked about dating?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we taled about what movies you were watching

and you said “This is the part that totally makes me cry”

But we were all confused as to what movie you were watching.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

No that was another night.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well shit. I can't keep track of all of it

I must have missed the dating advice thread.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stuff ruled.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I choo, choo, choose you.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well. I did a line off a stripper's ASS.

I WIN!!!!!1

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet there are some somewhere.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

ummmm

gdm426@yahoo.com

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That shit costs money, bitch

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

that is in fact what she exclaimed

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

ummm,,

all i haz brownies, and maybe some leftover cupcakes

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe

that wasn’t blow! it was pixie stix! and not even the quality shit!

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

you got scammed!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking of last fridays overflow

I fail?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew you were.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

nothing with me in it could ever be graceful

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's too easy man

too freaking easy

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

you shush

how did I not catch this?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

the devils rum?

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So was I.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go puke on a cat and tell us what its like, freshmen.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skating on $300 mil in taxes?

That’s gotta be worth an extra 30 years or so of curse, right?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The other awesome Cubs sale story

was Shawon Dunston’s hilarious handwritten letter asking everyone to not forget that the Cubs are supposed to pay for his college tuition, should he ever decide to go.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh we need a link for that one.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

The first time I read that, I totally thought it was a joke.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

can’t he afford a fuckin typewriter??

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

not a bad person

Just bad for him. He has dated her too long. She wants kids like right now and they were not even married. He doesn’t. It was the smart move for both sides. She want marriage and he didn’t.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

shit i hope i am not an older person

I am not ready for marriage anytime soon let alone kids. All my friends seem to be on the same wavelength. Like if my buddy told me he got a girl pregnant. I would tell him I am sorry to hear that.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be just south of there over t-giving.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It might be Halloween or might push it back later.

Either way it will be free. Holiday inn gave me enough for 6 free nights if I plan it right. I don’t remember the last time I paid for a hotel.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

That missing proper noun

it wouldn’t by chance be “her”, would it? As in, “I’m taking ‘her’ to Cancun”? Snagging buddy’s ex-gf, hunh?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Outscoring them 18-3

in this series so far, we’re 89-63 and ten games up in the division, and have ten games left to play. Also, Matt Holliday is our everyday left fielder who’s got a .416 OBP and John Fucking Smoltz is starting for us tomorrow.

When I imagine me-now visiting me-March in a time machine to relay this news, there’s a good party.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

fuckin A

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's your fantasy

Mine has more to do with talking baseball.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't lie.

You’d at least cop a feel.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, that'd be a fun conversation
  • Joel Pineiro has a career year. No, really.
  • Ryan Franklin has a career year. No, really.
  • Mo actually trades Chris Duncan for a useful player.
  • Skip ends up getting to below average at second.
  • Mark DeRosa makes the Cubs fans cry.
  • Colby Rasmus actually plays. He even takes most of the starts from Ankiel.
  • Chris Carpenter is healthy, and hits 9-fuckin-7 mph. No, really.
  • Albert Pujols has a career year. Yeah, I know.

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

  • Matt Holliday out-hits Pujols for a month. I kid you not!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would've been a fun talk

I would’ve been pissed about DeRosa for Perez-Todd then. He hit well against the Cubs though, and the two homer game yesterday would’ve been a good story.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright and Carpenter will finish between 1 and 3 in the Cy Young race.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a figurative boner.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

this whole sub-thread reads like man stew.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

RESPECT THE STACHE STEW

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can it have a picture of Boog and DeRosa in the hot tub?

That would be the cutest thing ever (and, I believe, totally innocent on their part).

I think LaRue is the dirty one.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's got both of them in a headlock?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

this would be really cool in silhouette

just with Boog’s socks being the only non-solid.

like here’s one with handegg

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

men in tubs

a st. louis cardinals story

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

!!!

love it!

I just put my legos away this weekend. maybe it’s time to get them back out. And also time to publish all my game pictures from last year.

just got em off the camera

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's easy to make silhouettes

google “silhouette ipod” and all the tutorials pop up.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

worked for me

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

worked for me

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

hooked on phonics worked for me!

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy fuck that is awesome

rec’ing as hard as I can

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm, 18-5.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm bad at counting

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's up everyone?

missed the game, too busy reading about the Osages, Quapaws, and the French.

Just fucking kill me.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

both games, huh

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out, all.

til manana.

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by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

good night.

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

bernie tweets

miklasz @dgoold Wow. Big Al Craig. Time to ask for a trade.

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

because he didn't get called up and probably should have been

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

bernie's on our side

with the milk cartons and all

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I can see that. Craig had better get a ST invitation in 2010.

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Greinke

Greinke is 3-0 with a 0.26 ERA in his past five starts, allowing 18 hits and one earned run in 35 innings. With the stingy stretch, Greinke has lowered his major league-leading ERA to 2.08.

Goodness

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

If he wins AL Cy Young

I’ll take back some nasty comparisons I’ve made about the BBWAA and the Jurassic Era.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wanted to see him vs. Pujols. in KC.

but nooooo.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the Ludwick/Pujols GS game at "the K." Were you there too?

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually I was. there with my dad.

but the real question is, were you there early enough to see Boog working with the coaches?

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

No...I wish! I would have loved that.

All I remember was that there were many runs scored, and it was so effing hot that I thought I would pass out on the way back to the car…far, far away.

Wasn’t there an Ank HR at that game too?

I could dig out my scorecard but it’s all the way downstairs.

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh then you're not a true Boog fan.

throwing under his leg and catching it behind his back….

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't help when my ride gets me there.

That’s no reflection on my level of devotion.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

just realized that Carpenter is #2 in ERA, behind Greinke

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

tells you just how good Greinke's been

it’s a shame the guy has to waste that incredible talent pitching for such a quarter-assed team

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's no way he's still there next season right?

i mean, they gotta trade him don’t they?

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha! I wish

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

trade him to us for...uhhhhh....

I got nothin’

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

some of your pics?

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha keep tryin'

no seriously, it sounds better than it looks

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait

are they pictures of you drunk. because we all ahve those floatin around the intertubes.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

all my drunk pictures are pre-intertubes

I’m old, remember? Somebody would have had to make the effort to scan them in somewhere.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

then you just have to applaud them

i only have a few “good” pictures of me on teh internetz. the rest look terrible.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

right now the Royals are actually 1.5 games ahead of the Indians, @ 63-88…..somebody else could do the math via WAR or something, but I reckon the Royals would be looking at a 110-loss season without the guy.

I hope for Zach’s sake he gets traded to a team that at least has a snowball’s chance of going to the postseason.

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's Zack with a K.

literally. haha.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

he'll stay there

the crowd is smaller and they pretty much media-blackout him. for a guy with social anxiety problems, that’s perfect.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

give him some paxil and some klonopin and he'll be just fine

/amateur, undergrad degree in psychology

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was freaked out about the "red carpet" Ford truck parade

only the niceness of the fans and the presence of his girlfriend got him through it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

awww. Poor guy.

That makes me a little sad.

Don’t freak out, little dude! Everything’s okay.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

well he ended up saying it wasn't so bad

but any little media thing — cruel and unusual

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

impatient SOBs

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I follow…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

say you go to a website

such as pandora.com, you enter in a band to listen to, a few songs play then….well…musical bliss. completely unexpected. gifting your ears with some love.

it’s the best thing evar.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never heard of these. I just listen to iTunes…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just got it for my new fancy phone

before that I had been a last.fm fan

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love it when im looking to zone out

put on my ben folds channel, skip the death cab, tolerate the coldplay and im good

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Coldplay

the band for people that miss everything that Radiohead left behind after 1995

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i realized they aren't bad....

they just aren’t as good their popularity would suggest

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

gross

radiohead is amazing. their new song about the last ww1 soldier from britain? amazing

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

?

radiohead has a new song and I missed it?

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

the story of Harry Patch is amazing too

if you’re a history nerd. i find memory studies within a country and how certain generations “remember” or “commemorate” certain events. like, think about the last person to die who served at gettysburg, what he saw, what he experienced. that shit is fascinating to me

/huge history major nerd.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

cripes

how can you choose a bad overrated option, skip the best band(as long as you go pre-Plans), and listen to the same song by the same band played 1203 times with the same drum beat.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

ladytron station is good

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

my CLH is a bass player

among other things

goddamned musicians

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't do what?

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

say what other things your clh can play

it would be dirty. quite quite dirrrrrrty

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's actually quite talented

he sold a song to The O.C. in 2005 (okay, I know that’s not dirty)

Trumpet
Guitar
Drums
Dr. Sample

Other, dirtier things best expressed indirectly and/or through innuendo

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

the tv show?

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, the tv show

he only got three grand. but still, they played 15 seconds of one of his songs on The O.C.

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

saweet

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

what kind of music does your band do?

i love anything electronic so if you do that, you should let the veb masses consume

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is good stuff

it’s a lot like aphex twin and shit like that. not exactly my cup of tea(i like french stuff, drums and bass, dubstep, etc), but its still good stuff.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I like aphex twin, autechre, amon tobin, stuff like that

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been getting into dubstep a little

and have always liked dnb, although lately I listen to more downtempo stuff.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a good artist by the name of vaski

he’s an acquaintance of mine, does a lot of shows in the upper midwest and stuff. you might like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQh_L5-yAw

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's pretty sweet

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've noticed

lots of people that were into speed metal in the 90s dive right in to drum n bass

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha no, i was not

i got exposed to Sgt. Pepper and Pink Floyd as a kid. So that’s my basis. Which is why I love DJ Shadow, I see that as a modern derivative of that kind of music

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

my dad listened to all sorts of crazy shit like that, so I got to hear it regularly as a kid

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

for me that happened

I was into metal, and then started listing to ministry and nin. then chemical bros. came out and lots of other electronic stuff.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

MINISTRY WOOOO!!!1

sorry, beer.

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

wish I would have seen them again before they called it quits

great live band

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

saw them at Lolla 1992

or was it ’93?

Anyway, they totally stole RHCP’s thunder.

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

think it was '92

cuz I went to the lolla in ’93… aic, primus, ratm, etc

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

oooo I went to that one too.

Fishbone too? Or was that the year prior?

It all blurs together after a while.

Anyone here see The Cure at Riverport in ’92 with the looming thunderstorm?

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep '92

and I thought the same thing

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

my band does

indie/math rock type stuff….nothing online yet, we’re still trying to finish an album and play some shows first.

here’s my myspace page that hasn’t been updated in a couple years….all of that stuff is from a couple years ago and it’s just me. Some of it’s more electronic, some of it’s more rock.

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting stuff

pretty experimental

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool, thx

what do s/w you use to make your tracks?

I use Samplitude….I hate sequencers….

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I either do rock jams and edit them with soundforge or whatever editor

and then master them using some plugins in audacity or flstudio.

I do sequencing and real time vst processing in flstudio too. I’ve used some mac stuff before too, and also I have to recommend this program called audiomulch it’s a lot of fun to use.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

heard good things about Audiomulch

I’ve also considered getting Max/MSP and seeing if I can figure out how to use it….I think both of those are used by Autechre, for example….

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I've used max years ago

but it’s a little bit too crazy for me. audiomulch is a nice balance between max and a much simpler program

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

soundforge is some good fun

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it is!

I’m guessing there’s probably a better editor out there, but I think it’s really easy to use and can still do a lot of stuff.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sony's noise reduction vst is sweet.

I use Bias stuff for the stuff I do, which is voice recording.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool

noise reduction can be crazy, you don’t want to alter the sound but finding the right balance can be hard

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

SoundSoap

by Bias is so ridiculously good for that sort of thing if you’ve got an ear. Sony’s is good if you’ve got the math. I’m kind of in between so use both, depending on what kind of noise I’m dealing with.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anything you can fuck around with while drunk and still make some respectable music is cool in my book

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah this song lapis or whatever

its pretty good. reminds me a little of dj shadow and other rock/electronic mixes like that.

i like

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice!

yeah, I’m a shameless DJ Shadow fan….I want to try to make the kind of material he does with my own instruments rather than sampling it.

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have been listening to walking with the king

it’s been pretty captivating, the other ones I’ll go back to, but lapis was also pretty cool from what I heard

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

righteous

the guy talking is John Cage.

I really should get some of my newer shit up there.

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should

for i would like to listen to it

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

do it

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

cool, gimme a couple days. I still plan to post a beard thread in a week or two….

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been growing a beard

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a big fan of "Brain Freeze"

with Cut Chemist

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice.

Haven’t listened to them in a few years. Maybe I should again.

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

their last album was good.

they’re definitely a great electronica band, and that synth heavy stuff is my cup o’ tea

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Avalon in Chicago April 2006

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by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait...I mean the Metro. I think.

The Pixies were at the Avalon.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes! Thank you.

I could walk to it, but I obviously can’t name it.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

sadly, never been to chi for a concert

mpls has a nice scene, but im sure its nothing compared to chicago.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Many good shows come through Columbia, MO

but those that don’t will go though Chicago.

It’s a pleasant train trip if you go through LaPlata instead of St Louis—about 4 hrs faster, too.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I want to listen to a variety of bands. I’m still confused about what this Pandora thing does.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

it analyzes the timbre of the song that is playing

as well as the time signature, beats per minute, etc and then it plays other songs that are similarly constructed. the timbre is basically the overall tone and sonic characteristics of the sound

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

My friend once bought a NOFX CD from Amazon

and it countered with: “You might also be interested in”

“Green Day” (sure, OK)
“Offspring” (whatever)
“Genesis” (WTF????)

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, what's pandora?

i was always told to never open her box

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol you left yourself wide open

too drunk to make a coherent joke

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

many a problems have been had

when men try to open a box they’re not supposed to.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

For Pete's sake

just come out of the closet and spare the rest of us these goofy attempts.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

serendipity

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

kizmet

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

that too

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised

that none of us have gotten around to buying www.bleedcubbiebleed.com and setting up some kind of filter to heighten the hilarity. I type in the wrong address all the time.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

pretty sure i don't go to that site

if i want to get dumber, i’ll drink. more fun, more likely for me to be entertained. every and any time i read BCB, i feel like I’m on the View, just with really really depressing people.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

They fight, and fight, and fight and fight and fight!

I’ll give them this though… sometimes they’ll go on an image-posting jag that descends into utter, hilarious madness.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, BCB kind of does it to itself.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m stuck on the second line of the third stanza of my sonnet… I hate writer’s block.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

He'd be a Dodgers fan

But it wouldn’t surprise me if he takes a blackberry out to short to lay down some snark in between sweet plays and giant munches on mouthfuls of seeds in the field.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed, he'd be over at True Blue

but he’d still check his own tag and snark at himself.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

im out for a brief man stew

place better still be happening after ive dried off

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

You two

are probably talking about two different things.

and.

That’s what she said.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a girl in the man stew...?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

... NUDE!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

and still, no pics

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

you missed the man stew quote, didn't you?

I guess I should add it to the glossary now.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

false

it does not come from joe morgan

he (or jon miller, we don’t know) just mangled it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

damnit

add it to the glossary. i’ll be honest, i missed most of the reference, pieced it togther using extinct indigenous VEB languages and dialects. and joe morgan discussing it didn’t help.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

FJM

let me find it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

when i found out

ken tremendous was mose schrute, i felt that he should debate joe morgan in constume. for all the world to see.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

here we go

link

Cardinals infielders Brendan Ryan and Mark DeRosa had just settled in Saturday for their daily “man stew” — the nickname for an afternoon dip in the hot tub — when the call came to take groundballs.
It’s one they know not to ignore.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

VEB proceeded

to discuss it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

drunk enough to try to scroll through P-D by repeatedly pressing Z

maybe it’s time for bed

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

when I find myself doing that.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was definately Joe

that mangled man stew. Jon didn’t stop him though.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how genuinely pissed off would you all be...

…if I learned how to and subsequently auto-tuned Geiger’s gem of a song?

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by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

IT WOULD BE AWESOME

we demand a remix

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I do have a little bit of experience with beatmixing...

…sooooo I miiiiiight be able to work on it here over the next couple weeks.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

What does that mean?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Start

here and be joyous.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

kung fu panda just hit a 2run triple out in the desert

i really hope someone makes a gif of his slide into 3rd. it’s not as good as his cake one, but it’s still would be funny

also, he’s probably getting some oxygen in the clubhouse right now. poor panda

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

panda was born on the same day as our very own cheese.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes he was, so was melky cabera

los giantes lost btw. f’in rockies are going to win the wild card

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

melk man is 1984

panda and cheese same day, same year.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i know

just pointed out there’s moar than one MLB’r who had that BDay

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

so when is the optimum time to conceive a major leaguer?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Malcom Gladwell would have something to say about that

My guess is the question is not when, but rather where you choose to raise a potential major leaguer.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

make it so they are born in july if they are born to hit

late august if they are meant to pitch

A.D.A.M. is a Virgo. His bday is one day after mine.

But he has the same bday as welley, so go figure.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, pitchers need many K's in their name. and fewer L's.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really, I do agree with this

I am secretly a huge fan of astrology and numerology

Rick Ankiels’ natal chart is NUTS

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

what, is he a scorpio or something?

[does not know]

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

ooohhhh.. I do love Scorpios (my man is a Scorpio)

Dick is a Cancer but he has a mutable double T-square in saturn, neptune, and mars.

He gains energy only within the context of struggle.

Moon, mars, neptune opposition ascendant (Sagittarius rising).

Adds to his headcase mystique.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

add in a wall.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Transit: Jupiter (fortune) square (at odds with) Uranus (rebellion)
“Negatively suggestible”

Mid March 2009 until beginning of November 2009: The effects of this influence can vary considerably. On the one hand, it can indicate a “bolt out of the blue” lucky chance or change in fortune, a sudden opportunity that significantly changes your life. But on the other hand, it can indicate such restlessness and impatience with restrictions that you create a major disturbance in your life in your efforts to become free.

Under any circumstances you are likely, rightly or wrongly, to see change as the only way to get ahead, and to a certain extent this is always true. But the danger here is that you will seek change for its own sake and not take the time to examine carefully which changes will be most effective. There is a strong tendency to be negatively suggestible, that is, to always go in the opposite direction from any pressure.

Freedom in general is very important to you at this time, and you will work very hard to get it in some area. In relationships, this can be disruptive because you are likely to be hostile toward anything that keeps you “in line.” Also this influence can signify a time of constant change, when you cannot tell from one day to the next what you are going to do.

But opportunity will probably come, if you can maintain a certain degree of restraint without putting yourself into such a straitjacket that you cannot move when the opportunity presents itself. You do in fact need freedom from something at this time, and you will probably get exactly what and how much you need, as long as you avoid moving so quickly and impulsively that you ruin your chances for creative change. If you remain calm, you will suddenly see and be able to take an opportunity to get ahead or to become free from restriction. Be patient, and you will discover that not much more patience is required.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

so he's going to Pittsburgh?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could be! ha ha

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's math. don't mock it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not stats, though.

but it is math.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

:P

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

it freaked me out when i read the Libra's definition

it was like me, down to a T

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday will.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

there is no way we get swept by the Rox again.

On the same tip, there’s no way we completely pwn the Dodgers again…..

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

at this point, I just want to see what happens

anything could happen. just anything.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Finished my sonnet. I have to read through it now and make sure it’s presentable.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

So is this a fanshoot or fanpost? I never remember the rules.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would say fanshot.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone agree? I’ve never posted one, I don’t want to mess up.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll defer to the members with more seniority on this one

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

no. fanpost. original content that leads to discussion = fanpost.

outside content = fanshot.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how much discussion this will lead to.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

...this is VEB.

don’t worry about whether someone will discuss it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You've already

got 15 comments.

And we haven’t read the damned hting.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

the key word is basically "original"

and maybe does it add something to the community

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay it’s up as a fanpost.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with fanpost

too

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you back your sonnet up with some statistics

throw in a few formatted tables, and use the phrase “arb clock” somewhere, you should be good to go for a Fanpost.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ummmm… so fanshot then?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

fanshots

can link to another website, show a picture, or you can make a list. that’s about all it can do

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same. Good night. Feel better spants, if you’re still here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

good night!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

G'night boys 'n girls!

I’ll get crackin’ on the autotune work tomorrow.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

night night

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brooks Baseball is the shizzzzzzz.

That is all.

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 23, 2009 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

some of us are still kicking around but it's past my bedtime fo sho'

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

and I'm talking about astrology

1. crazy talk

or

2. snooze

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

what astrology are you talking about?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

look above.

long blah blah blah by me re: Rick Ankiel.

I think it’s interesting, but I acknowledge that not many others will feel the same way.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, it is not original material by me; rather, it is taken from a website

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool I read it

part of me is wowed by astrology, like my friend has this book where I looked up my birthday (xmas eve) and it said that I would be creative in music and art, which is accurate. but then a lot of the more specific daily or weekly readings usually sound so generic it’s hard to refute them.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

numerology shit creeps me out.....

i see 444 everywhere…i look it up; a sign i make poor decisions (…)….walking the next day i challenge it thinking “watch the address of this next house be 444”…its not, but the next one is.

true story

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell is with this 15th-century crap, people?

You want me to transmute this lead to gold with my philosopher’s stone while we’re at it?

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes. make that gold right now.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

lucrative witches don't get burned

at least, not until they produce the goods

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

and give some of it to me.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

get on it, wizard!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

some dude told me about seeing 23 all over the place and aliens and all that crap, but if you specifically look for a number you can usually see it somewhere. numerology is kinda fun but there’s very little if any science to it

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

well no shit, that's part of the fun of it

you can’t take it too seriously

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

my new favorite music player

http://www.mediamonkey.com/

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Boog + a monkey = cinematic gold

like Any Which Way But Loose

I guess orangutans are technically apes

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

omg I want to see that movie

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Call him. I bet he'd be down.

Everyone looked at the link in his interview to the SNL short, right?

Kindergarten Boog on SNL

He’s the kid with the mirrored sunglasses and two popped collars just past the halfway mark that says “It’s Miss Linda herself.”

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why doesn't someone youtube that?

I wanna watch it but I don’t want to friggin’ download it.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

you don't have to download it. you should be able to view it at that link.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, you're right.

Who the hell embeds Quicktime movies these days?

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

robert goldstein

or whatever the fuck his name is

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

litle boog!

From Drop Box

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

give him about 22 years

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

question

Does Allen Craig have to be protected from the Rule V draft this offseason?

If he does, I do not believe that he will be protected since management has shown they have no interest in him at the major league level at all. It is my estimation that he will thus end up with someone like the Indians, teamed up with Jess Todd on a mission to destroy us all.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 23, 2009 1:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes

He was drafted at age 22 and has been in the org 4 years, meaning he will be eligible for the Rule V if he is not added to the 40 man roster this fall.

This move makes no sense.

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Sep 23, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll still be added to the 40-man no doubt

But he won’t get an opportunity to contribute in September and won’t make the postseason roster.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 24, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to work tomorrow...I reluctantly say good night

I enjoyed this thread.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

holy crap! Albert hurt his wrist?

why didn’t i know this?

i hope viva just saw Cody’s HR on the WS SC. it was smooooooth

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 2:15 AM EDT reply actions  

what the heck does Allen Craig have to do to get called up?

Freese got the call instead… could be worse I guess

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 23, 2009 2:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Miss first?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 23, 2009 4:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

HFS ®

Gammons wants to do two wild cards per league. And his example is not the San Francisco Giants.

Despite their problems, the Cubs would still be in the playoff hunt if there were two more spots.

what is their damage!?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 7:58 AM EDT reply actions  

so, i've been MIA from the game threads

but i see i missed an epic one on sunday. thanks to everyone who thought i was going to be a problem with rasmusgirl, you bastards!

but that’s a win for minors! now four of us regularly posting!!

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

But she’s actually a minor, you just can’t drink.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEGALLY.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

listen to the smart man

nfltouchdown.com

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I meant.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i suppose that's true

but that’s what i meant.

nfltouchdown.com

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 23, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

one day, friends... they will say Skip Schumaker's name correctly.

that day will probably come after he wins a series MVP….

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

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