Game 152 Overflow
10-2 Cardinals. Welley on the mound. If this one is bad luck, you'll know it's me. it's all me baby
around 1000 comments & we needed an overflow. no mods were present, so i stepped up. if you don't like it, there's nothing i can really do about it. i stepped up & tried to make life better. i'm only one man. i can only do so much. enjoy the ride people. now where were we? talking about burritos & wine i think.
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FIST!
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shed's lone tear.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
by RiverRat on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not dying.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
meaningless HR coming?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah
The usual.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
woulda had it
if not for stupid ballpark
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
failed insidetheparker?
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn near a great call.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow, I knew gdm
would make reference to that SportsCenter “follow me to freedom” commercial
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just like you would call for a walk off no?
we all have our roles to play
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was like I knew it all along
and I was just waiting for it. Am I a psychic?
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps
or perhaps i’m too predictable?
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe, but I doubt it
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this store has reopened under new
PWNRSHIP!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they eat burritos in the man stew?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
11th inning
no minor leaguers have been impaled by wood shards.
YET.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ankiel has seen a month worth of pitches in this AB
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He does
hold the past two years’ record for longest PA doesn’t he?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
17 pitches.
Effing epic.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That he walked
made it oh, so sweet.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah, still got that bad boy saved on my PC...

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by vexedtechie on Sep 23, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How?
Impressive. But how?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was back when he knew how to use a bat
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahaha Hill fail!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How many other parks does that stay in?
by SoCalBirdfan on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yellowstone
/obligatory
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ebbets field
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yellowstone is still used.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they still use Yellowstone
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat twice...
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Braintwin.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always knew he'd leave me
people always leave
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not you gdm
it’s me
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh don't you pull it's not you it's me!
i invented it’s not you it’s me baby! if it’s anyone, it’s me!
it’s all me baby!
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't believe that line gdm
it’s always you.
f’in gdm
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i really do hate that f'in park
you robbed of us or our natural cykile you bastard!
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's cykiEL
Bastard :)
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ank with a TRIPLE!?
Oh man… he’s definitely starting tomorrow now.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Chauncy’s ankle is bothering him.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Tony, I feel fine
Sit down Cuba, you’re hurt.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TLR:
Hey Corky, I hate you and I’m gonna let you finish, and Rick Ankiel had one of the best triples of all time. OF ALL TIME!
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that Colby interview with that little girl...
Rasmussen first said that Baseball used to be fun when he was little kid, and then went on to say that Boys hit better than girls to that little girls face….
The only thing he’s selling is truth. Hasn’t anyone taught him to bend it yet?
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s hilarious.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball was fun
when he was pitching. Anti-kiel?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back then people remembered his name and let him play.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
furthermore

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so tempted
to dig up an awful picture.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If DeRo ran that out
he might’ve been safe
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jadi!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YADDA YADDA!
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hunter Pence doing his Chris Duncan impression.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Duncan's playing for Houston!?
Don’t let Dave know…
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was apu removed
due to a wrist injury?
by _pistol_ on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
htting too much?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geneva Convention
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was addressed after last game?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something about urinating on the foul poles...
I thought that kept them at bay.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
racist?
what does it matter, there f’in wolves
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hah
the grey ones aren’t indigenous to texas. they might have been planted by cub fans.
by _pistol_ on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could have been coyotes
I’ve seen one in my neighborhood
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was delicious.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
He was removed due to it being a blowout.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
put him down, Albert!
what did we say about squeezing to death!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad Maching, bad!
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so basically if Memphis loses
I am blaming little red riding peej.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, wait, a new candidate is emerging.
Ladies and gentlemen—Royce Ring
by BCinVA on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you see his mistake at first, though?
Peej turned his back after fielding a ball at first, and a run scored.
That was the difference. They wouldn’t even be playing extras because of that.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad
about Mateo. Anybody know what the medical condition was/is?
NorCal CARDS FAN
by norlanski on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Something with his eyes.
I think they determined it was degenerative.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rumor is a degenerative eye condition.
Mateo’s agent only acknowledges that his sight is 20/30 in his right eye.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wellemeyer qualifying for the save here?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
By the time this sucker ends, he just might
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is nice seeing Wellemeyer in his natural role here.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He really would be loveable in this role
I still think well of Cal Eldred.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crappy pitcher who no one wants
but we thought we’d pick him up and turn him into a miracle – and it failed?
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
he was Cinderella in 2008.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Yadi...
Pick that throw like a boogery nose.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I fucking hate ESPN
I just got home and I wanted to see what was going on with the Cardinals game – lukily they were showing highlights. So they showed Pujols striking out, getting an RBI single and getting caught stealing, Then they showed Pineiro and DeRosa getting hits.
NO RASMUS HOME RUN!!?!?!?!??!?!
Goddamnit ESPN, you really suck. They also said that they were ok with Grienke being the Cy Young because he finally beat the Red Sox or whatever, bullshit.
by vivaelpujols on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Like we all know,
EAST COAST BIAS. Suckin’ on the Yanks and Red Sox’ wangs.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's doubly funny because the Yanks really do have a Wang
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ba dum ching
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Chen Mien Wang
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ba dum ching
First one was too early.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why BOOG is our SS
Damn it, Julio
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
raaaaaaaaaaaarggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
memphisssssss.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps the dual-thread action will be going away soon...
:(
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
peej really did lose it for them.
man! [sad cursing]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss something horrific?
Flipped to an ad
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you guys ever think you would see a Cards Double Play go...
Lugo-Thurston-Molina?
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Allen Crain...
….has some serious Dick Allen backwards waggle
by jackclark on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shouldn't you be getting makeup put on you...
Postgame show coming up…
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nvm, you're off work today.
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WINNER!!!!! For the Cardinals...
Magic number is…
Red!!
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WINNER!
(Stinkin’ delayed MLB TV)
TWO!
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Magic Number is Albert!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Minus three!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the original Albert
thankyouverymuch
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red
is a cool guy. Randomly leaves tickets at will call for my friend. She’ll just get a phone call out of the blue in the middle of the afternoon saying, “hey, if you wanna go to the game – i left you some tickets.”
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes me love Red even more
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is your friend single?
you know, for matty. she doesn’t have to be hot for matty either. he’s not picky
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey now!
wait…well, yeah. this is probably correct
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry matty
she’s been with the same woman for like 15 yrs now.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
story of my life
wait, no….that is the story of gdm’s life
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have no idea bro
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know, he's really OK with that
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm out
Almost 11 pm in MI… Finish ’em off Memphis!
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good work.
winning run on a wild pitch.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep talking
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that sucked.
Sorry guys, I jinxed ’em.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so uh, zoom zoom, we like you & all that
but why don’t you have a seat over here _________________________________________
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I admitted it, dammit
I guess I might as well retire off of here.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want zoom zoom to sit on your thin straight stick?
not that there is anything wrong with that
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was in the pool!
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this needs to stop before october
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll do my best
I’ll have to pull a Pedro Cerrano-esk ritual where the GOBs don’t jinx me.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
walk through wriglyville
wearing nothing but a cardinals hat
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the mods need to work on a temp ban
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have at it, mods. I won't mind
and I doubt anyone else will here either.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
take one for the team?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Voluntarily or by force
How long do you want me to be off? Rest of the season?
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
life?
too harsh?
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tough, but fair
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go in a corner and cry
(Goes in corner and bawls eyes out)
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aw, it's ok

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha.
Emo kid gets cut even when he’s not doin’ it.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe reminds me of the joke
I wish my lawn was Emo. Then it would cut itself.
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/easy kahlil joke
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that kid is actually going to listen to linkin park....
Then I wouldn’t want to be those kids over there when he comes back…
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't be fatuous
we want you to succeed and win at life.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda hard to do that when you jinx people
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just repeat after me
“i will succeed and win at life”
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will succeed at calling the GOBs douchebags.
what was that? oh, right. I will succeed…
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do?
I thought they just hated me because of jinxing and the walkoff thing last weekend.
:)
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the others do
me? not so much
get lost kid!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ya bother me!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(sad face)
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
some people, not us, but some people

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha.
a self-deprecating +1
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
welly was OK
SSS, but somewhat encouraging
by madridbend on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit, shower, and shave?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slighly better than Sucking Severely?
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I meant small sample size, but yours is better
by madridbend on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
I try, and sometimes, I make people laugh.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't mind if i do!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Small Sample Size
(if sarcasm is present, please excuse)
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prediction
This thread is about to become a whole lot more confusing.
Never mind.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
®
MEMPHIS LOSES ON A WILD PITCH!
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Durham wins
5-4 on a Wild Pitch…thats right, a wild pitch
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was. HORRIBLE.
LOBs probably in the double digits.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just turned it on!!!!!!! Jerks.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It was fun while it lasted, Redbirds.
Now c’mon up and give the big club a hand.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like him too you know…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe slu's saying you're not everyone's favorite fan girl.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he is saying that. It’s very upsetting. And I’m sick!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
make "wainwright spins his curves right down" to flo rida's "right round"
and ill reconsider
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that song so no. Just because I don’t make videos doesn’t mean I love him any less.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i haven't given this thought nor have i considered making my own video
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would I make one about Wainwright? I like him fine but he’s no Colby.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he's married
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Married doesn't matter. Sports figures are public domain.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um….
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(chick)
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what? you people are acting like sports figures are chaste and loyal
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it just sounds like the man stew is for everyone. all the time.
(pretty sure that’s not what she meant…)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like it better if that WAS what she meant
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm concerned about this alleged tub.
it’d need to be Yankee-sized.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
says the woman living in sin
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um….
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
easy, i'm joking
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww...you remembered!!! : )
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i got a memory like an elephant
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell us how you really feel
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Men on VEB talk about married women all the time.
In fact, sometimes they talk about men married to Cardinals players. So yeah, I’d say it’s fair game to have that crush.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant WOMEN married to Cardinals players.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not
that there’d be anything wrong with that.
Of course.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OF COURSE!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Illegal =/= wrong
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
like masturbating on an airplane.....
thanks a lot bin laden
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah. It was blunt, but not over the line.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i stay out of any & all decisions about married women
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have crushes on married guys but that was worded very extremely.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
she basically said yeah, it is okay to make a poem about a married man
/stirs pot
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we’re just talking about having a crush that’s fine, any further though…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s possible I misinterpretted it. I’m busy writing a sonnet.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poems don't impregnate
/uses bigger spoon.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or to bite if he casts bait
wait…whaat?
Don’t bite my head off; I’m sort of kidding (preemptive request)
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is why I don't believe in mawwaige
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm once divorced and now live with my (hetero) "partner" or CLH, if you will
so I’m a little jaded about marriage as well.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
common law husband
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww...you remembered too!
I almost feel like part of this community now.
/sniffle
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
common law husband
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
common law husband
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cumming life hero.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seattle!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, that too
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey Yadi2Second
we are almost to dating advice now!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was always going to happen
i don’t know why people try & fight it
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we are all lonely single men sitting, disheveled in our mothers' basements enjoying veb as our only form of human contact
right? RIGHT?!
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
I’m not sitting on the couch, next to my good-looking husband, in our 2nd floor flat.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey can you move to the right a little?
the wound needs moar salt there plz
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not in our home office
drinking wine while my lovely good bride snuggles in bed wathcing Conan with our dog..
WE ARE ALL LOSERS.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not in my mom's basement
wait, I’m doing it wrong
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
spants always thinks she better than us you people
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, I'm really, really sick.
So sick that it might be a struggle to purchase my playoff tickets tomorrow.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhh, that's the spot!
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOO THIS WOMAN!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(I already had playoff tix purchased before today.)
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(high five)
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you all
Good day!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's salt in the wound
and then there’s a shotgun loaded with rock salt.
Wow.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is that how you kill demons?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you drag your laptop into bed with you?
You can do that much, right?
I’ve informed my employers that I will be taking a break from 9:45 to at least 10:15 in order to buy playoff tickets and they are totally cool with it.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never disputed it
I said everyone was dating Colby.
Totally called it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not dating Cody.
Too dead behind the eyes.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, and he's not cute.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That too.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the curly hair fools people.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dare you to say that louder and more often.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll let the younger girls have him.
News flash: I don’t think Skip is all that cute either.
(I have a thing for the headcases.)
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, no. I like Skip.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I do appreciate his baseball-ness
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey gdm, there is hope for you yet!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
brain twin
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he came back.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's not really back
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haaaaaaaaaave you met gdm?
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hoped you'd get that
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s crazy talk.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and here comes a robot!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
robot was sleeping
and I can’t help it if other people have poor taste.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
by azruavatar on Sep 23, 2009 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can’t be friends.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although less competition…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All yours, girl.
Go for it.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're his personal teacher though
and since it’s clear the lesson’s are working, i don’t think you have anything to worry about
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m confused. Y’all are distracting me from my Colby Sonnet!!!!!!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it was about Adam?
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. I’m trying to prove my love for Colby. I can write one for Adam, but later.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was about Fritz?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm flattered kid.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking Channing Tatum…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you mean Dancing Dumbo.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
most people here would make one for Wainwright's curveball
but it would be nasty.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can write Colby a poem. But I don’t do videos. I’m shyer than RasmusGirl in that respect.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine. It may take awhile though. I have to think about it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was a reference to rasumus girl
by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. That was my point.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been doing it off and on for a couple nights. Sometimes I’m lazy.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't do it gdm
don’t you dare do it!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you want me to not use it?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I don’t care… just not used to it
by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I officially don't want to see Pags Lite.
wtf was all that? and he can’t even hit.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my mistake
none of that makes sense, even then.
this isn’t little league… they don’t have to play everybody.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stephen Hawking could've blocked that.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
[weep]
wtf, redbirds. wtf.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A one game championship is stupid anyway.
What is this, handegg?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this was a classic game until then.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ehh when pags was coming up to win the game
you pinch hit
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They pinch-hit for Pags because he's terrible
Then the defensive replacement proved that there is a reason Pags starts.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was additionally referring to not bringing Parise in
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here we goooooo, it's Colby.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not selling the interview, at all.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's not trying to have TOO much fun just yet.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he cracked a smile at least.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lugo-like?
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wooooooooo
Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Question:
Will there be a postgame party for when we clinch?
(Not GOB tempting, just being confident :-)
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Had I said that...
(oh, never mind. you guys know already)
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it could be tomorrow.
oh my.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corky should've said...
“When I was at the plate, I knew I was going to hit a home run.
It was business time.
I had my socks on.
That’s why they call them business socks."
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen that before!
REC’D!!!!
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a complete ass...
I actually did rec it.
:)
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've been scooped, RG
Look up ^
(Good pic, though)
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nexdef'd?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Albert doesn't get tagged. Albert allows himself to be tagged.
with a hug. Of course.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so el douchey had a HR robbed from him in the bottom of the 9th
he thought he had one, that was really funny
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is Piñeiro entering witness protection or something?
in profile that under-beard is … odd.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be a real shame if the Twins caught and passed the Tigers.
Tee hee….
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if only to lock Mauer into MVP
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight's game thread and subsequent overflow
have been seriously lacking in dating advice.
Very atypical.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they're busy dating Colby.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah.
Maybe they can cook him something.
He’s going to blow away.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WASTING AWAY
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of that
is your mom seeing anyone?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, yours
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my mom is no longer around
f’in gdm
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
f'in gdm?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean by "no longer around"?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's a GOB
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So she's no longer around fucking GDM?
When did you stop gdm?
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know that's not true, because once you start poppin gdm, you can't stop
you can’t stop
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we do this once before?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too easy.
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we did, but my mom really is no longer with us
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is she in heaven with my dad?
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to think she is in baseball heaven
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh you know there's a baseball one
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if I should believe you. Boy who cried wolf you know.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind the your mom jokes
I think my mom invented em or something
/mom always said just because I can be a smartass doesn’t mean I have to
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is he with the masturbating angels?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you are...

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NO

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just pull it out.
if she goes for it, you win.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"you weren't really going to eat 99 taco's were you?"
NO
yeahhhhhhh
luv that
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They're fried, not ba...
nevermind…
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know Dennys Reyes?
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's racist!
(link to animated gif of little kid)
by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds crepy.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent work with the subject line
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets compound the error shall we?
LOL
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Houston puts the opposing manager
in their electrical room?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
First class organization
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not as bad as Dodgers Stadium
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's more than 10 years old though.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
go enron?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m writing a Colby sonnet.
Get excited.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if only we could get the cat to recite it to him....live
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup… I wonder what his reaction would be… “Ummm…”
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m working hard on this. I’m even looking up sonnets online. I don’t remember how to write them…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot
I was going to write some fascinating yet utterly false factoid on Red Schoendienst’s Wikipedia page to see if I could dupe Leitch.
by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Red was on Budwieser's national bowling team
/true fact.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A thousand chillings for John Hadley's larynx
he’s making fun of Wagner Mateo’s ability to see the contract he signed.
What a fucking classless gigantic fucking asshat.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how does he keep his job?
People actually like that kinda shit?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the shit
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad
I missed that.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to write the program manager. never thought I would.
Can you please tell your “talent” to refrain from making fun of the 16 year old whose future was ruined by a cognitive disorder not of his choosing and ripped away from him today.
Dominican native Wagner Mateo had his contract voided due to eyesight issues today and Hadley cruelly joked “maybe he couldn’t see the contract he was signing.” So on the worst day of a kids life (“Hey I just got signed for 3 million dollars for my god given abilities… of wait, I’m dirt poor again.”) some no talent hack had the guts to make light of the situation. Bravo, John.
I never imagined I’d write an e-mail to KTRS, but John Hadley has shown his ass. He was never entertaining to begin with (and I’ve never met anyone who enjoyed listening to him — my wife, who loves Claibs and John M turns the radio off when she hears his voice — and I’d honestly love to see his test market numbers), but now he’s just cruse, offensive, and classless.
Regards,
Al
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who John Hadley is
to be honest. But I’d expect that the KTRS management would prefer to keep getting checks written by the Cardinals, LLC.
Good time to write them.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cardinals are majority owners in KTRS
But still, I’m sure they’d like to know what their “talent” is doing on the air.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have
an opt-out of sorts coming up, I understand.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the PD started the rumor they might go back to KMOX after next season
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cruse?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Tom...synonym for Douchieness...
No but 6ly, probably meant crude
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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
god youre so lame spants
get with the lingo.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like crude
but with diarrhea.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See? I just don't know these things.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A DICK
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MIX TAPE CHECK
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut UP!
We can’t hear the tape!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is almost bluesy folk music.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, one high-pitched instrument, and some killer slow bass guitar.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
American Woman?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, I don't recognize it
we need rb in here, I think it’s obscure.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, it was in a different key and everything. not the usual radio song.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think cardfan124 was on the right track
sounded Spanishish to me.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the goofy laughing is covering it up.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if that's Yadi's, that's badass.
awesome choice of music.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't hear shit!
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah too much bass on my end
im quickly throwing together a high pass filter circuit to run the audio back through
by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's song #2
can’t pick up on it at all. sounds like it might be a live recording.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fashion nugget by cake
according to leach
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like
Metallica, Blackened, to me.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
y'all are awesome
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
taco taco
burrito burrito
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by azruavatar on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Ben!
You brought me rrrrrrrrroses!
by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bo burnham
yes or no? i’ve watched his comedy central special like 8 times and still laugh
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, Yadi's getting his home run stroke back.
I can stop worrying about the offense…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think its something about houstons park
the left field fence seems so close has enticed some real home run cuts from our guys (DeRo yesterday for example)
by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freese, Greene, Pagnozzi, Kinney
= the cavalry
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Official?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Per FSNMW
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you beat me to it
see below
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREE ALLEN CRAIG
WTF????
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAIGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strange
for a team that just successfully transformed an OF to 2B that they don’t believe a 3B can become a 3B. Or do they have some kind of super-sweet MLE that would blow all our minds.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fucing give up
the one fucking potential power bat off the bench they may need, and they don’t plan on calling him up?
I really do think he sacrificed an animal during ST. I really, really do.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has ANYONE in the StL media
ever asked what the deal with Craig is?
by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bernie perhaps....
the rest are either silent or dont have big enough voices
by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you spelled cojones wrong
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
boxcar_fritz@jluhnow seriously, why isn’t Craig getting called up? He’s the perfect fit for the next two weeks (and, if glaus is DL’d, October).
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're quite the
shit disturber tonight. And I’m the one with the empty bottles of Sixth Glass laying around.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sounds lovely
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so sad
my alcohol provider hasn’t had Sixth Glass for a couple months now
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The day
that Schnucks started selling it coincides with a dropoff in my tavern attendance.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Schucks did for six month, stoped for eight months, and started again last week.
I have no idea what kind of contract the distributor has.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made a pact to myself
that yesterday would be the last day of summer I spent as a resident of Iowa. I need to move to a place where they have Sixth Glass in bars and supermarkets
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pags is great at blocking pitches in
the dir. . . . o wait.
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by azruavatar on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all the other pitches were, though.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's terrible behind the plate
I’ve watched several videos with him back there and I have no idea why they like his defensive skills.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
by azruavatar on Sep 23, 2009 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where the Fuck is Allen Craig?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Setting up fielding lessons over the winter
with The Secret Weapon.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freese, T Greene, Kinney, Pagnozzi called up
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i 6ly wouldn't take FSNMW word on this
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's being twittered by one and all. official.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yadi sounds so gangsta' speaking English
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he *is* gangsta.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the way baseball was meant to be played
By numbers on a spreadsheet.
by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well the spreadsheet on suppan
is not so good
by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bye bye summer!

see that green flash? that was summer. happy autumnal equinox!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
that's frickin ominous
beautiful but ominous.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool as hell too
where’d you get that man?
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
spaceweather.com
http://www.spaceweather.com/swpod2009/22sep09/Don-Roberts1.jpg?PHPSESSID=av7rbm6oucg7l8pslipojb9qo3
Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a personal solar telescope
http://spaceweatherstore.com/product_info.php?products_id=28
Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
piling on
the epic saga that is the sale of the Cubs continues….
by nota bene on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BCB also continues to be lame.
Just trying to get the comments total up to 900 ;)
—
Can we get a T-Shirt with the headline on it afterward?
"I Was There."
Comment count: 914
Amateurs.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boring sons of bitches.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they said something about it being "some kind of record"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they have nothing on our 1400 +!
stuff lives in immortality
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
last I looked
that thread actually tipped the scales at 1951. There are actually new comments on it that I haven’t read, and I was one of the last drunks commenters still awake at the end of it….
by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ!! That truly is a record
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel honored
that i, one of the bigger lurkers out there, somehow made your sig
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it indirectly referenced something I said
so that helped.
Hello again! : )
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually fell asleep passed out at the keyboard that night around 4:30
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats right after I puked!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a lot of fun
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was a lot of fun!
seriously though, there wasn’t even a game. thats what makes it impressive.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's why Cardinals baseball is so important
if there were no games, we’d be doing that all the time
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's no game being played right now either
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you thinking of "Stuff"
or last Friday’s overflow?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stuff
that was an epic thread. and yea, if it werent for games, how would i get my homework done?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fridays overflow
was more disorginzed, drunker, and weirder.
Stuff was epic though. It all flowed so gracefully.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love that description
i was not in on friday. camping in northern minnesota + certain substances precluded any VEBing.
sad i missed it
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was really just Fritz, gdm, clemson girl, and me
talking about absolutely nothing. definitely not as epic as Stuff.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t even remember what we talked about. Was that when we talked about dating?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we taled about what movies you were watching
and you said “This is the part that totally makes me cry”
But we were all confused as to what movie you were watching.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No that was another night.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well shit. I can't keep track of all of it
I must have missed the dating advice thread.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stuff ruled.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so....you like stuff?

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I choo, choo, choose you.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stuff was epic
I can’t believe I did a line off a strippers back
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well. I did a line off a stripper's ASS.
I WIN!!!!!1
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone took a pic of this right?
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet there are some somewhere.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummmm
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That shit costs money, bitch
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
that is in fact what she exclaimed
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't believe
that wasn’t blow! it was pixie stix! and not even the quality shit!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got scammed!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking of last fridays overflow
I fail?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew you were.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing with me in it could ever be graceful
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's too easy man
too freaking easy
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you shush
how did I not catch this?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the devils rum?
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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that it fucking does
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go puke on a cat and tell us what its like, freshmen.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Skating on $300 mil in taxes?
That’s gotta be worth an extra 30 years or so of curse, right?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The other awesome Cubs sale story
was Shawon Dunston’s hilarious handwritten letter asking everyone to not forget that the Cubs are supposed to pay for his college tuition, should he ever decide to go.
by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh we need a link for that one.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first time I read that, I totally thought it was a joke.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty Excited Today
My buddy finally broke up with his gf. I am taking to Cancun for it.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow she musta been a bizzitch (rap for bitch)
by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a bad person
Just bad for him. He has dated her too long. She wants kids like right now and they were not even married. He doesn’t. It was the smart move for both sides. She want marriage and he didn’t.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh older people problems
when shit gets totally 6rious
by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit i hope i am not an older person
I am not ready for marriage anytime soon let alone kids. All my friends seem to be on the same wavelength. Like if my buddy told me he got a girl pregnant. I would tell him I am sorry to hear that.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be just south of there over t-giving.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might be Halloween or might push it back later.
Either way it will be free. Holiday inn gave me enough for 6 free nights if I plan it right. I don’t remember the last time I paid for a hotel.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That missing proper noun
it wouldn’t by chance be “her”, would it? As in, “I’m taking ‘her’ to Cancun”? Snagging buddy’s ex-gf, hunh?
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outscoring them 18-3
in this series so far, we’re 89-63 and ten games up in the division, and have ten games left to play. Also, Matt Holliday is our everyday left fielder who’s got a .416 OBP and John Fucking Smoltz is starting for us tomorrow.
When I imagine me-now visiting me-March in a time machine to relay this news, there’s a good party.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
fuckin A
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should totally make out with yourself.
by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's your fantasy
Mine has more to do with talking baseball.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't lie.
You’d at least cop a feel.
by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously, that'd be a fun conversation
- Joel Pineiro has a career year. No, really.
- Ryan Franklin has a career year. No, really.
- Mo actually trades Chris Duncan for a useful player.
- Skip ends up getting to below average at second.
- Mark DeRosa makes the Cubs fans cry.
- Colby Rasmus actually plays. He even takes most of the starts from Ankiel.
- Chris Carpenter is healthy, and hits 9-fuckin-7 mph. No, really.
- Albert Pujols has a career year. Yeah, I know.
by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
- Matt Holliday out-hits Pujols for a month. I kid you not!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would've been a fun talk
I would’ve been pissed about DeRosa for Perez-Todd then. He hit well against the Cubs though, and the two homer game yesterday would’ve been a good story.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wainwright and Carpenter will finish between 1 and 3 in the Cy Young race.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a figurative boner.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this whole sub-thread reads like man stew.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we get man stew t shirts plz for the playoff run?
by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can it have a picture of Boog and DeRosa in the hot tub?
That would be the cutest thing ever (and, I believe, totally innocent on their part).
I think LaRue is the dirty one.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got both of them in a headlock?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this would be really cool in silhouette
just with Boog’s socks being the only non-solid.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!
love it!
I just put my legos away this weekend. maybe it’s time to get them back out. And also time to publish all my game pictures from last year.
just got em off the camera
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's easy to make silhouettes
google “silhouette ipod” and all the tutorials pop up.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
worked for me
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
worked for me
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hooked on phonics worked for me!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LaRue would take a dookie in the urinal.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're on it......

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
holy fuck that is awesome
rec’ing as hard as I can
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uerrms
YOU NEED THIS LEGO MAN!!111
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all it's missing is a drunk robot
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there we go

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm, 18-5.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

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