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10-2 Cardinals. Welley on the mound. If this one is bad luck, you'll know it's me. it's all me baby

Star-divide

around 1000 comments & we needed an overflow. no mods were present, so i stepped up. if you don't like it, there's nothing i can really do about it. i stepped up & tried to make life better. i'm only one man. i can only do so much. enjoy the ride people. now where were we? talking about burritos & wine i think. 

 

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FIST!

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fist...O?

"But as the leadoff guy that inning, my job is to get on base and let guys drive me in." - Albert Pujols 8/20/09, base-clogger.

by lightbulb on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shed's lone tear.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not dying.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meaningless HR coming?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

The usual.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

woulda had it

if not for stupid ballpark

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

failed insidetheparker?

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn near a great call.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow, I knew gdm

would make reference to that SportsCenter “follow me to freedom” commercial

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just like you would call for a walk off no?

we all have our roles to play

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was like I knew it all along

and I was just waiting for it. Am I a psychic?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps

or perhaps i’m too predictable?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe, but I doubt it

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this store has reopened under new

PWNRSHIP!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do they eat burritos in the man stew?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

finally

thank god

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

11th inning

no minor leaguers have been impaled by wood shards.

YET.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ankiel has seen a month worth of pitches in this AB

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He does

hold the past two years’ record for longest PA doesn’t he?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

17 pitches.

Effing epic.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

17 pitches on April 16th, 2008.

by rencelas on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That he walked

made it oh, so sweet.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Lashed with the cat o’ seventeen tails and walked away unscathed.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How?

Impressive. But how?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was back when he knew how to use a bat

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha Hill fail!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yellowstone

/obligatory

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ebbets field

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yellowstone is still used.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they still use Yellowstone

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat twice...

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Braintwin.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i always knew he'd leave me

people always leave

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not you gdm

it’s me

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh don't you pull it's not you it's me!

i invented it’s not you it’s me baby! if it’s anyone, it’s me!

it’s all me baby!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't believe that line gdm

it’s always you.
f’in gdm

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i really do hate that f'in park

you robbed of us or our natural cykile you bastard!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's cykiEL

Bastard :)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

f'in gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ank with a TRIPLE!?

Oh man… he’s definitely starting tomorrow now.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Chauncy’s ankle is bothering him.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Tony, I feel fine

Sit down Cuba, you’re hurt.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TLR:

Hey Corky, I hate you and I’m gonna let you finish, and Rick Ankiel had one of the best triples of all time. OF ALL TIME!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In that Colby interview with that little girl...

Rasmussen first said that Baseball used to be fun when he was little kid, and then went on to say that Boys hit better than girls to that little girls face….

The only thing he’s selling is truth. Hasn’t anyone taught him to bend it yet?

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s hilarious.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball was fun

when he was pitching. Anti-kiel?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back then people remembered his name and let him play.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

furthermore

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so tempted

to dig up an awful picture.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If DeRo ran that out

he might’ve been safe

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jadi!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YADDA YADDA!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Duncan's playing for Houston!?

Don’t let Dave know…

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

htting too much?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geneva Convention

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

he was eaten by wolves

by jxmetal1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

racist?

what does it matter, there f’in wolves

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hah

the grey ones aren’t indigenous to texas. they might have been planted by cub fans.

by _pistol_ on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could have been coyotes

I’ve seen one in my neighborhood

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was delicious.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

He was removed due to it being a blowout.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

put him down, Albert!

what did we say about squeezing to death!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad Maching, bad!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so basically if Memphis loses

I am blaming little red riding peej.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you see his mistake at first, though?

Peej turned his back after fielding a ball at first, and a run scored.

That was the difference. They wouldn’t even be playing extras because of that.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

about Mateo. Anybody know what the medical condition was/is?

NorCal CARDS FAN

by norlanski on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Something with his eyes.

I think they determined it was degenerative.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rumor is a degenerative eye condition.

Mateo’s agent only acknowledges that his sight is 20/30 in his right eye.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the time this sucker ends, he just might

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is nice seeing Wellemeyer in his natural role here.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He really would be loveable in this role

I still think well of Cal Eldred.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crappy pitcher who no one wants

but we thought we’d pick him up and turn him into a miracle – and it failed?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

he was Cinderella in 2008.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Yadi...

Pick that throw like a boogery nose.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I fucking hate ESPN

I just got home and I wanted to see what was going on with the Cardinals game – lukily they were showing highlights. So they showed Pujols striking out, getting an RBI single and getting caught stealing, Then they showed Pineiro and DeRosa getting hits.

NO RASMUS HOME RUN!!?!?!?!??!?!

Goddamnit ESPN, you really suck. They also said that they were ok with Grienke being the Cy Young because he finally beat the Red Sox or whatever, bullshit.

by vivaelpujols on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like we all know,

EAST COAST BIAS. Suckin’ on the Yanks and Red Sox’ wangs.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ba dum ching

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Chen Mien Wang

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ba dum ching

First one was too early.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why BOOG is our SS

Damn it, Julio

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

raaaaaaaaaaaarggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

memphisssssss.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

peej really did lose it for them.

man! [sad cursing]

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss something horrific?

Flipped to an ad

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys ever think you would see a Cards Double Play go...

Lugo-Thurston-Molina?

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Allen Crain...

….has some serious Dick Allen backwards waggle

by jackclark on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't you be getting makeup put on you...

Postgame show coming up…

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nvm, you're off work today.

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WINNAR

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WINNER!

(Stinkin’ delayed MLB TV)

TWO!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Magic Number is Albert!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minus three!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the original Albert

thankyouverymuch

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red

is a cool guy. Randomly leaves tickets at will call for my friend. She’ll just get a phone call out of the blue in the middle of the afternoon saying, “hey, if you wanna go to the game – i left you some tickets.”

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes me love Red even more

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is your friend single?

you know, for matty. she doesn’t have to be hot for matty either. he’s not picky

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey now!

wait…well, yeah. this is probably correct

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry matty

she’s been with the same woman for like 15 yrs now.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

story of my life

wait, no….that is the story of gdm’s life

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have no idea bro

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know, he's really OK with that

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm out

Almost 11 pm in MI… Finish ’em off Memphis!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good work.

winning run on a wild pitch.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

keep talking

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that sucked.

Sorry guys, I jinxed ’em.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so uh, zoom zoom, we like you & all that

but why don’t you have a seat over here _________________________________________

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I admitted it, dammit

I guess I might as well retire off of here.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you want zoom zoom to sit on your thin straight stick?

not that there is anything wrong with that

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was in the pool!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this needs to stop before october

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll do my best

I’ll have to pull a Pedro Cerrano-esk ritual where the GOBs don’t jinx me.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

walk through wriglyville

wearing nothing but a cardinals hat

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the mods need to work on a temp ban

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have at it, mods. I won't mind

and I doubt anyone else will here either.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

take one for the team?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Voluntarily or by force

How long do you want me to be off? Rest of the season?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

life?

too harsh?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tough, but fair

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna go in a corner and cry

(Goes in corner and bawls eyes out)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aw, it's ok

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha.

Emo kid gets cut even when he’s not doin’ it.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe reminds me of the joke
I wish my lawn was Emo. Then it would cut itself.

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/easy kahlil joke

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that kid is actually going to listen to linkin park....

Then I wouldn’t want to be those kids over there when he comes back…

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't be fatuous

we want you to succeed and win at life.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda hard to do that when you jinx people

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just repeat after me

“i will succeed and win at life”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will succeed at calling the GOBs douchebags.

what was that? oh, right. I will succeed…

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They do?

I thought they just hated me because of jinxing and the walkoff thing last weekend.

:)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the others do

me? not so much

get lost kid!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya bother me!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(sad face)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

some people, not us, but some people

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

a self-deprecating +1

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

welly was OK

SSS, but somewhat encouraging

by madridbend on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit, shower, and shave?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slighly better than Sucking Severely?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I meant small sample size, but yours is better

by madridbend on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

I try, and sometimes, I make people laugh.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't mind if i do!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Small Sample Size

(if sarcasm is present, please excuse)

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prediction

This thread is about to become a whole lot more confusing.

Never mind.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

®

MEMPHIS LOSES ON A WILD PITCH!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Durham wins

5-4 on a Wild Pitch…thats right, a wild pitch

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was. HORRIBLE.

LOBs probably in the double digits.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just turned it on!!!!!!! Jerks.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was fun while it lasted, Redbirds.

Now c’mon up and give the big club a hand.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like him too you know…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe slu's saying you're not everyone's favorite fan girl.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he is saying that. It’s very upsetting. And I’m sick!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate that song so no. Just because I don’t make videos doesn’t mean I love him any less.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then

you don’t know the meaning of true love.

It’s all about video production. It always has been.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would I make one about Wainwright? I like him fine but he’s no Colby.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he's married

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Married doesn't matter. Sports figures are public domain.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um….

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(chick)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what? you people are acting like sports figures are chaste and loyal

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it just sounds like the man stew is for everyone. all the time.

(pretty sure that’s not what she meant…)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like it better if that WAS what she meant

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm concerned about this alleged tub.

it’d need to be Yankee-sized.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

says the woman living in sin

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um….

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

easy, i'm joking

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww...you remembered!!! : )

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i got a memory like an elephant

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tell us how you really feel

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Men on VEB talk about married women all the time.

In fact, sometimes they talk about men married to Cardinals players. So yeah, I’d say it’s fair game to have that crush.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant WOMEN married to Cardinals players.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not

that there’d be anything wrong with that.
Of course.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OF COURSE!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah. It was blunt, but not over the line.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have crushes on married guys but that was worded very extremely.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what?

she basically said yeah, it is okay to make a poem about a married man

/stirs pot

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we’re just talking about having a crush that’s fine, any further though…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s possible I misinterpretted it. I’m busy writing a sonnet.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poems don't impregnate

/uses bigger spoon.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or to bite if he casts bait

wait…whaat?

Don’t bite my head off; I’m sort of kidding (preemptive request)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is why I don't believe in mawwaige

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm once divorced and now live with my (hetero) "partner" or CLH, if you will

so I’m a little jaded about marriage as well.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common law husband

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww...you remembered too!

I almost feel like part of this community now.
/sniffle

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common law husband

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common law husband

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cumming life hero.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seattle!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, that too

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

winner

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey Yadi2Second

we are almost to dating advice now!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was always going to happen

i don’t know why people try & fight it

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course.

I’m not sitting on the couch, next to my good-looking husband, in our 2nd floor flat.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey can you move to the right a little?

the wound needs moar salt there plz

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not in our home office

drinking wine while my lovely good bride snuggles in bed wathcing Conan with our dog..

WE ARE ALL LOSERS.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not in my mom's basement

wait, I’m doing it wrong

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

spants always thinks she better than us you people

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, I'm really, really sick.

So sick that it might be a struggle to purchase my playoff tickets tomorrow.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhh, that's the spot!

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOO THIS WOMAN!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(I already had playoff tix purchased before today.)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(high five)

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you all

Good day!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's salt in the wound

and then there’s a shotgun loaded with rock salt.

Wow.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

is that how you kill demons?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ghost

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you drag your laptop into bed with you?

You can do that much, right?

I’ve informed my employers that I will be taking a break from 9:45 to at least 10:15 in order to buy playoff tickets and they are totally cool with it.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

nobody that has a real point to prove uses a spreadsheet anymore.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never disputed it

I said everyone was dating Colby.

Totally called it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not dating Cody.

Too dead behind the eyes.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, and he's not cute.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That too.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the curly hair fools people.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dare you to say that louder and more often.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll let the younger girls have him.

News flash: I don’t think Skip is all that cute either.
(I have a thing for the headcases.)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, no. I like Skip.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I do appreciate his baseball-ness

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey gdm, there is hope for you yet!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brain twin

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he came back.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's not really back

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haaaaaaaaaave you met gdm?

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hoped you'd get that

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s crazy talk.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and here comes a robot!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

robot was sleeping

and I can’t help it if other people have poor taste.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 23, 2009 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can’t be friends.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although less competition…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All yours, girl.

Go for it.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're his personal teacher though

and since it’s clear the lesson’s are working, i don’t think you have anything to worry about

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m confused. Y’all are distracting me from my Colby Sonnet!!!!!!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was about Adam?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. I’m trying to prove my love for Colby. I can write one for Adam, but later.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was about Fritz?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm flattered kid.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking Channing Tatum…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you mean Dancing Dumbo.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

most people here would make one for Wainwright's curveball

but it would be nasty.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can write Colby a poem. But I don’t do videos. I’m shyer than RasmusGirl in that respect.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fan post!

make it happen

by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine. It may take awhile though. I have to think about it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jerk

shall we ban him too?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. That was my point.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been doing it off and on for a couple nights. Sometimes I’m lazy.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't do it gdm

don’t you dare do it!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you want me to not use it?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I don’t care… just not used to it

by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why's

everything gotta be a poop joke?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well I officially don't want to see Pags Lite.

wtf was all that? and he can’t even hit.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my mistake

none of that makes sense, even then.

this isn’t little league… they don’t have to play everybody.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[weep]

wtf, redbirds. wtf.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this was a classic game until then.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They pinch-hit for Pags because he's terrible

Then the defensive replacement proved that there is a reason Pags starts.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was additionally referring to not bringing Parise in

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here we goooooo, it's Colby.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's not trying to have TOO much fun just yet.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he cracked a smile at least.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lugo-like?

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wooooooooo

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Question:

Will there be a postgame party for when we clinch?

(Not GOB tempting, just being confident :-)

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Had I said that...

(oh, never mind. you guys know already)

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

Cards: Don't sign Rick "Rallykill" Ankiel next year please!

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it could be tomorrow.

oh my.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corky should've said...

“When I was at the plate, I knew I was going to hit a home run.

It was business time.

I had my socks on.

That’s why they call them business socks."

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've been scooped, RG

Look up ^

(Good pic, though)

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nexdef'd?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert doesn't get tagged. Albert allows himself to be tagged.

with a hug. Of course.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so el douchey had a HR robbed from him in the bottom of the 9th

he thought he had one, that was really funny

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is Piñeiro entering witness protection or something?

in profile that under-beard is … odd.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if only to lock Mauer into MVP

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's game thread and subsequent overflow

have been seriously lacking in dating advice.

Very atypical.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they're busy dating Colby.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

Maybe they can cook him something.

He’s going to blow away.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WASTING AWAY

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that

another Jethro Tull joke?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of that

is your mom seeing anyone?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, yours

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my mom is no longer around

f’in gdm

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

f'in gdm?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's a GOB

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So she's no longer around fucking GDM?

When did you stop gdm?

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did we do this once before?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we did, but my mom really is no longer with us

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is she in heaven with my dad?

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to think she is in baseball heaven

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh you know there's a baseball one

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind the your mom jokes

I think my mom invented em or something

/mom always said just because I can be a smartass doesn’t mean I have to

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is he with the masturbating angels?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you are...

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just pull it out.

if she goes for it, you win.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"you weren't really going to eat 99 taco's were you?"

NO

yeahhhhhhh

luv that

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They're fried, not ba...

nevermind…

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know Dennys Reyes?

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's racist!

(link to animated gif of little kid)

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds crepy.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent work with the subject line

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lets compound the error shall we?

LOL

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Houston puts the opposing manager

in their electrical room?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First class organization

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not as bad as Dodgers Stadium

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's more than 10 years old though.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go enron?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m writing a Colby sonnet.
Get excited.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup… I wonder what his reaction would be… “Ummm…”

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m working hard on this. I’m even looking up sonnets online. I don’t remember how to write them…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot

I was going to write some fascinating yet utterly false factoid on Red Schoendienst’s Wikipedia page to see if I could dupe Leitch.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Red was on Budwieser's national bowling team

/true fact.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A thousand chillings for John Hadley's larynx

he’s making fun of Wagner Mateo’s ability to see the contract he signed.

What a fucking classless gigantic fucking asshat.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how does he keep his job?

People actually like that kinda shit?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the shit

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad

I missed that.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to write the program manager. never thought I would.
Can you please tell your “talent” to refrain from making fun of the 16 year old whose future was ruined by a cognitive disorder not of his choosing and ripped away from him today.

Dominican native Wagner Mateo had his contract voided due to eyesight issues today and Hadley cruelly joked “maybe he couldn’t see the contract he was signing.” So on the worst day of a kids life (“Hey I just got signed for 3 million dollars for my god given abilities… of wait, I’m dirt poor again.”) some no talent hack had the guts to make light of the situation. Bravo, John.

I never imagined I’d write an e-mail to KTRS, but John Hadley has shown his ass. He was never entertaining to begin with (and I’ve never met anyone who enjoyed listening to him — my wife, who loves Claibs and John M turns the radio off when she hears his voice — and I’d honestly love to see his test market numbers), but now he’s just cruse, offensive, and classless.

Regards,
Al

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

well-said

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know who John Hadley is

to be honest. But I’d expect that the KTRS management would prefer to keep getting checks written by the Cardinals, LLC.

Good time to write them.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cardinals are majority owners in KTRS

But still, I’m sure they’d like to know what their “talent” is doing on the air.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have

an opt-out of sorts coming up, I understand.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buncha

shit-disturbers.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cruse?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Tom...synonym for Douchieness...

No but 6ly, probably meant crude

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by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

god youre so lame spants

get with the lingo.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like crude

but with diarrhea.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See? I just don't know these things.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

asshat is the appropriate term.

by nota bene on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT A DICK

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MIX TAPE CHECK

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut UP!

We can’t hear the tape!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is almost bluesy folk music.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gershwin?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, one high-pitched instrument, and some killer slow bass guitar.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

American Woman?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, I don't recognize it

we need rb in here, I think it’s obscure.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, it was in a different key and everything. not the usual radio song.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think cardfan124 was on the right track

sounded Spanishish to me.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the goofy laughing is covering it up.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if that's Yadi's, that's badass.

awesome choice of music.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't hear shit!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah too much bass on my end

im quickly throwing together a high pass filter circuit to run the audio back through

by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....nude!

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's song #2

can’t pick up on it at all. sounds like it might be a live recording.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like

Metallica, Blackened, to me.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

y'all are awesome

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

taco taco

burrito burrito

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Ben!

You brought me rrrrrrrrroses!

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bo burnham

yes or no? i’ve watched his comedy central special like 8 times and still laugh

by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, Yadi's getting his home run stroke back.

I can stop worrying about the offense…

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think its something about houstons park

the left field fence seems so close has enticed some real home run cuts from our guys (DeRo yesterday for example)

by cardfan124 on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freese, Greene, Pagnozzi, Kinney

= the cavalry

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Official?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Per FSNMW

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you beat me to it

see below

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE ALLEN CRAIG

WTF????

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CRAIGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strange

for a team that just successfully transformed an OF to 2B that they don’t believe a 3B can become a 3B. Or do they have some kind of super-sweet MLE that would blow all our minds.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fucing give up

the one fucking potential power bat off the bench they may need, and they don’t plan on calling him up?

I really do think he sacrificed an animal during ST. I really, really do.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has ANYONE in the StL media

ever asked what the deal with Craig is?

by Andyfantastic on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bernie perhaps....

the rest are either silent or dont have big enough voices

by slu on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you spelled cojones wrong

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

boxcar_fritz@jluhnow seriously, why isn’t Craig getting called up? He’s the perfect fit for the next two weeks (and, if glaus is DL’d, October).

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're quite the

shit disturber tonight. And I’m the one with the empty bottles of Sixth Glass laying around.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sounds lovely

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so sad

my alcohol provider hasn’t had Sixth Glass for a couple months now

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The day

that Schnucks started selling it coincides with a dropoff in my tavern attendance.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Schucks did for six month, stoped for eight months, and started again last week.

I have no idea what kind of contract the distributor has.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I made a pact to myself

that yesterday would be the last day of summer I spent as a resident of Iowa. I need to move to a place where they have Sixth Glass in bars and supermarkets

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

Freese and Greene will be useful, I think….

by nota bene on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pags is great at blocking pitches in

the dir. . . . o wait.

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by azruavatar on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all the other pitches were, though.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's terrible behind the plate

I’ve watched several videos with him back there and I have no idea why they like his defensive skills.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 23, 2009 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where the Fuck is Allen Craig?

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 23, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Setting up fielding lessons over the winter

with The Secret Weapon.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fixed

setting up fielding lessons over the winter
with The Secret Weapon whoever takes him in Rule V?

(he is eligible, no?)

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 23, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freese, T Greene, Kinney, Pagnozzi called up

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i 6ly wouldn't take FSNMW word on this

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's being twittered by one and all. official.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yadi sounds so gangsta' speaking English

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he *is* gangsta.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bye bye summer!

see that green flash? that was summer. happy autumnal equinox!

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

that's frickin ominous

beautiful but ominous.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

piling on

the epic saga that is the sale of the Cubs continues….

by nota bene on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BCB also continues to be lame.
Just trying to get the comments total up to 900 ;)

Can we get a T-Shirt with the headline on it afterward?
"I Was There."

Comment count: 914

Amateurs.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boring sons of bitches.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they said something about it being "some kind of record"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they have nothing on our 1400 +!

stuff lives in immortality

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

last I looked

that thread actually tipped the scales at 1951. There are actually new comments on it that I haven’t read, and I was one of the last drunks commenters still awake at the end of it….

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ!! That truly is a record

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel honored

that i, one of the bigger lurkers out there, somehow made your sig

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it indirectly referenced something I said

so that helped.

Hello again! : )

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually fell asleep passed out at the keyboard that night around 4:30

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats right after I puked!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a lot of fun

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a lot of fun!

seriously though, there wasn’t even a game. thats what makes it impressive.

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why Cardinals baseball is so important

if there were no games, we’d be doing that all the time

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you thinking of "Stuff"

or last Friday’s overflow?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stuff

that was an epic thread. and yea, if it werent for games, how would i get my homework done?

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fridays overflow

was more disorginzed, drunker, and weirder.

Stuff was epic though. It all flowed so gracefully.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love that description

i was not in on friday. camping in northern minnesota + certain substances precluded any VEBing.

sad i missed it

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was really just Fritz, gdm, clemson girl, and me

talking about absolutely nothing. definitely not as epic as Stuff.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even remember what we talked about. Was that when we talked about dating?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we taled about what movies you were watching

and you said “This is the part that totally makes me cry”

But we were all confused as to what movie you were watching.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No that was another night.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well shit. I can't keep track of all of it

I must have missed the dating advice thread.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stuff ruled.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I choo, choo, choose you.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well. I did a line off a stripper's ASS.

I WIN!!!!!1

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone took a pic of this right?

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet there are some somewhere.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummmm

gdm426@yahoo.com

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That shit costs money, bitch

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

that is in fact what she exclaimed

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummm,,

all i haz brownies, and maybe some leftover cupcakes

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't believe

that wasn’t blow! it was pixie stix! and not even the quality shit!

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got scammed!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking of last fridays overflow

I fail?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew you were.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing with me in it could ever be graceful

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's too easy man

too freaking easy

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you shush

how did I not catch this?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the devils rum?

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So was I.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go puke on a cat and tell us what its like, freshmen.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skating on $300 mil in taxes?

That’s gotta be worth an extra 30 years or so of curse, right?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The other awesome Cubs sale story

was Shawon Dunston’s hilarious handwritten letter asking everyone to not forget that the Cubs are supposed to pay for his college tuition, should he ever decide to go.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh we need a link for that one.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The first time I read that, I totally thought it was a joke.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZOMG

can’t he afford a fuckin typewriter??

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a bad person

Just bad for him. He has dated her too long. She wants kids like right now and they were not even married. He doesn’t. It was the smart move for both sides. She want marriage and he didn’t.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh older people problems

when shit gets totally 6rious

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit i hope i am not an older person

I am not ready for marriage anytime soon let alone kids. All my friends seem to be on the same wavelength. Like if my buddy told me he got a girl pregnant. I would tell him I am sorry to hear that.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be just south of there over t-giving.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might be Halloween or might push it back later.

Either way it will be free. Holiday inn gave me enough for 6 free nights if I plan it right. I don’t remember the last time I paid for a hotel.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That missing proper noun

it wouldn’t by chance be “her”, would it? As in, “I’m taking ‘her’ to Cancun”? Snagging buddy’s ex-gf, hunh?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outscoring them 18-3

in this series so far, we’re 89-63 and ten games up in the division, and have ten games left to play. Also, Matt Holliday is our everyday left fielder who’s got a .416 OBP and John Fucking Smoltz is starting for us tomorrow.

When I imagine me-now visiting me-March in a time machine to relay this news, there’s a good party.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

fuckin A

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's your fantasy

Mine has more to do with talking baseball.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't lie.

You’d at least cop a feel.

by Andyfantastic on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously, that'd be a fun conversation
  • Joel Pineiro has a career year. No, really.
  • Ryan Franklin has a career year. No, really.
  • Mo actually trades Chris Duncan for a useful player.
  • Skip ends up getting to below average at second.
  • Mark DeRosa makes the Cubs fans cry.
  • Colby Rasmus actually plays. He even takes most of the starts from Ankiel.
  • Chris Carpenter is healthy, and hits 9-fuckin-7 mph. No, really.
  • Albert Pujols has a career year. Yeah, I know.

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

  • Matt Holliday out-hits Pujols for a month. I kid you not!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would've been a fun talk

I would’ve been pissed about DeRosa for Perez-Todd then. He hit well against the Cubs though, and the two homer game yesterday would’ve been a good story.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wainwright and Carpenter will finish between 1 and 3 in the Cy Young race.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a figurative boner.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this whole sub-thread reads like man stew.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RESPECT THE STACHE STEW

by nota bene on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can it have a picture of Boog and DeRosa in the hot tub?

That would be the cutest thing ever (and, I believe, totally innocent on their part).

I think LaRue is the dirty one.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's got both of them in a headlock?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this would be really cool in silhouette

just with Boog’s socks being the only non-solid.

like here’s one with handegg

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

men in tubs

a st. louis cardinals story

by slu on Sep 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

!!!

love it!

I just put my legos away this weekend. maybe it’s time to get them back out. And also time to publish all my game pictures from last year.

just got em off the camera

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's easy to make silhouettes

google “silhouette ipod” and all the tutorials pop up.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

worked for me

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

worked for me

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hooked on phonics worked for me!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

done

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by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy fuck that is awesome

rec’ing as hard as I can

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uerrms

YOU NEED THIS LEGO MAN!!111

by tgreenfield on Sep 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all it's missing is a drunk robot

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, 18-5.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 23, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up