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St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols (5) scores on a Matt Holliday single as Houston Astros catcher Humberto Quintero (55) can't wait to throw to third base again during the first inning of a baseball game Monday, Sept. 21, 2009, in Houston. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

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St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols (5) scores on a Matt Holliday single as Houston Astros catcher Humberto Quintero (55) can't wait to throw to third base again during the first inning of a baseball game Monday, Sept. 21, 2009, in Houston. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

I may not know why Wandy Rodriguez is so good, but I know what I like. 

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so, how has lohse looked?

can’t be too bad if it’s 6-1 in the bottom five after 1:10

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better than Big Z

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone

will have to explain this meme to me sometime

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can find Dave Duncan, he'll clue you in.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, where is he?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seattle?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks pretty good

BTW it aint 6-1 anymore

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

still encouraging

even if it is the astros while grieving the loss of cecil cooper

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

by the way, mr upbaby

that link just goes to the front page

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Had same thing happen to me

C’mon, Danny boy!

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knoooooow what I like

and I liiiiiiike what I know…..

by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw more people out, jerks!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

twss

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

there's and appropriate one?

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dyslexia fail

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a dirty one.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also what she said.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol wow

ahahahaha

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also what she said.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats going too far man

i mean are we going to do this all day?

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

again

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're fishing, dude.

violates the whole spirit of the thing.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don;t mind if we do!

spants ain’t no man

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we can

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

should i set up some more?

you guys are still going strong

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not what she said.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where were you hiding the other night?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which night?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were playing along

“lol wow ahahahaha”
“twss”
“where were you hiding the other night?” – meaning you heard that said to me the other night

self-zing FAIL

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks'r baaaaad.

MMkaay?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa.

injury? protecting a starter late in a lost season?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

trying to come back from a four-run deficit at home

with a pitcher that’s getting lit up….pitcher’s spot comes up with two men on….I dunno.

Clark’s got something to prove…..it’s like prison, gotta beat somebody up on the first day….

by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's spice it up with some Redbirds

check the fanshots

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who's the guy in shorts?

some random camera guy or something?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

coach? trainer? some dude.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when the cards clinch,

i want to see paletta and weinburg on the pile

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they can't run that fast

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the last test is Colorado

they best not waste that one.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, it's like the PSATs

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took one two years ago

Did OK, not great

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently they got lost in bleachers at houston

kmac spotted them wandering around by the bullpen

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did he pick them up in the

moto-cooler?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he was pulling a red flyer wagon with it. they all piled in

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKK!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Racist!

I keed, I keed.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay loshie

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HFS!

lohse has only thrown 64 pitches?!

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by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

62*

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well he did this thing... where he settled down

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is this guy and why is his name like a snack dip?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs to give up a triple to DeRosa

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or a HR

Fuck the cycle

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

has mr. paronto thought about trying to throw the ball with that gargantuan neck?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wowza

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DERO!!!!!

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by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously DeRo.

Sign w/ houston next year.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

especially if we get their pic

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OF THE ROSE!!!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hit it to the hot chicks, btw.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HFS®

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy cow

Is it just me or is DeRo’s wrist not taped as heavily as it has been?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

two homer night

making up for lost time

by ubeddie on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

of the rose!!!!

he likes the pitchers with the fat ERAs apparently

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and fat asses

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF MAN

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can we play houston in the playoffs?

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, i would love our mid-00's diet of the padres and the astros this year.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn.

derosa with a two dinger night? care to take that number higher?

"These go to eleven."

by MR_PC on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

porn stache.

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Of teh Rose

hit another one? Man oh man…

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey ClemsonGirl!

haha

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i bet he's single girly!

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was laughin so hard when I watched that the other day

Sorry CG.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed too. People are funny.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His friend was pretty hot.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and stoic.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is hot.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For a few weeks.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He showed some emotio later. He'd do just fine.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might have acted like that at a game at Busch last season

when Franklin blew another one

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you the crying guy

from game 6 of the 2005 NLCS?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shh...

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know who I get a kick out of?

Prying guy in Game 7 NLCS…prays, bucks up, claps, strikeout, series.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Praying

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a fan of the playoff nuns

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

prying works

first praying, then crying
combo= prying

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2006 Mets fan?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

has that New York douche look? magnified because of the praying for a freaking game!

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Atta boy Chesty

Base knock.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone's hit

except for Lohse.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm willing to bet

he’ll have some hits later.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the

Temple of Boom.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holliday shares some

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and that cut off

<3 with DeRosa, via elbow slam and a “Boom!”

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skippeh is on a groove.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i could go for

just fucking raping the astros

hate those guys so much and hate being “in-market” for them, too

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeesh. can we do away with "rape" as a verb not used for describing actual forced

intercourse?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know what i mean

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

still not cool

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's really funny.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you're referring to the reaction,

i agree

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm mocking you.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, i see

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha!

people find the word rape offensive!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c'mon man

you’re just being an ass now. you are better than this

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not sure what you think is funny.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

look up

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by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh huh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know fritz, it really is

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he meant this to be funny.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, i see

thanks

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's still rather insensitive choice of words

and was discussed last night. plenty of other words to use

thanks

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't see it

doubt it would change my opinion

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would it change your opinion if any of the women in her had been raped?

Because odds are one of us has.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

because i wasn’t talking about forcible penetration

i guess that makes me a bad person. at least i’m honest

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah,

i was the one belaboring the point

sorry

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

defendable

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

guess so

sorry guys, i’ll fuck off

not gonna concede this point, that would be lying

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FYP

*that would be continuing to be dead-ass wrong

by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd rather be that guy than a liar?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, i apologized

didn’t mean to offend anyone

but yeah, i’d rather be intellectually honest with myself if that’s what you classify as “that guy”

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not that you're being "intellectually honest" with yourself.

It’s that rather than just say, “Sorry to offend,” and leave it at that, you basically let us know that you don’t mean it.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you think

i’m apologizing when i don’t mean it, you’re not paying very close attention to conversation we are having at this very moment.

it’s okay, i know how the dog pack feels. i’ve stated my feelings. take me at my word if you so choose. i’m done with this now, though

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(biting tongue)

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just be civil.

okay. you might not think its wrong (which is fine you are entitled to your opinion) but you should at least agree to not use the word anymore within this community since others find it offensive.

by DJ87 on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's kinda hard not to think about it like that since that's what it means.

I get that you’re being hyperbolic. I also think this bit of hyperbole gets used far to frequently and I don’t like it. I understand that you disagree. And perhaps I am being oversensitive, but several of us would prefer it if we leave the rape hyperbole out of the VEB. Thanks.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Seconded.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIST THE ASTROS!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but it's consensual.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They would like.

Dirty Astro whores.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, maybe you are not better than this

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i appreciate your bright-eyed optimism in humanity, though, matty.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why? Rape is a serious problem and is not funny at all. The fact that you can’t understand this boggles my mind.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

the little meaning is awful

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

literal*

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the only fucking meaning that matters

go read the community guidelines again

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The point is the literal meaning is such a big deal that it should not be used lightly. Using it lightly belittles the experience many people have gone through. Someone on here or even someone simply reading this may have experienced this and you have just belittled their experience, an experience they have probably done a lot of work trying to get past. You’re being incredibly insensitive. That’s all I’m going to say.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah we discussed this last night.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn;t see it

doubt it would change my opinion

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer to think he meant the old definition of the word

Meaning “kidnap”

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but there's no object

where would you take the astros if you kidnapped them?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seattle?

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wouldn't do that to seattle

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seattle...

Didn’t a Pirates shortstop go there or something?

Maybe I heard wrong…

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pyongyang

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pump the brakes, bud.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOBs: cover your ears

What’s our highest scoring game of the season thus far?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

13 or 14?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

14.

But you didn’t see that.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah!

when the pirates thought they could score 6 off waino

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH yeah, I watched that one in a bar in STL

It was my friend’s rehearsal dinner. Twas a good weekend… and good game.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fat Elvis has the speed

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the sound is cutting out

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mike Shannon just taught me some geography.

and then he just repeated it.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what you swingin at dawg?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

much better, Boogman.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holy fucking shit fat elvis

®

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew that was gone

when I saw it go right down the middle.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Youch.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Solo shots.

At least he’s not walking these ’Stros.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Up and away

not good location against a power lefty.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a spicy meatball!

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain

by Taskmaster on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at me, I got no job-a!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I speak only in

how you say… broken English?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why you gotta bring him up ?

this is a Joba free thread, thankyouverymuch

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had to

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny

Even though it’s for the bad guys.

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NICE

rapid shop-fu FTW

by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is this dude? he's jumpy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he and Motte should have lunch

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a wierd-assed delivery

Looks like his ankle’s crumpling.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever music he's listening to in his head, I wanna hear it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't stop laughing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Care to fill in the non-FSM crowd?

Did Al make a passive-aggressive comment about wanting to be paired up with Mike Shannon because then at least he could have nice things?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

The pitcher has a really weird pre-pitch routine where he looks away from home plate and then snaps his head and glares at the hitter.

Al said something to the effect of “We’ll see how he acts when Albert puts on on the railroad tracks.”

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pitcher

looks like he’s Valverde-esk

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish the Brewers weren't complete push overs

I’d love to clinch before Thursday

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm still scared of them

I fear the Prince will sit on Boog and break him, or something.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez, someone get Carlos Lee a bra.

I’m surprised FSMW didn’t have to blur that.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

our ballboy is faster than yours.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Correction.

Our ball girl is faster than your ball boy.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the ballgirl was on the other side.

or maybe that was another park.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember the ballboy (ballman?)

who accidentally fielded a live ball and then cried? Good times.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There never asked me back after that

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols'd!

Alternatively, DANCE, ball boy! DANCE!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahahaha.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, no.

he goes over to hug them in apology, and then squeezes them to death.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just helped up the catcher

after trying to nutmeg his way home.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

While wearing

a wooden mask.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so albert's evil masked twin

using his ridiculous skills to terrorize america’s ball retrievers

by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This’n.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may have nightmares.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should see the video.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what she said.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOO

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was just mean.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hit z, it jumped to that

and it actually startled me

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great, i scared the girls

f’in gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it wasn't the picture

it was shouting BOO

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

f'in gdm

at least he didn’t pull your ponytail & run

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think he likes me

after i offered him gin.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my condolences

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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I jumped.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols w/ another double

the Astros = best medicine for scuffling offenses

by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols now tied for NL lead in doubles

The last player to lead the NL in HR and Doubles was Willie Stargell in 1973

by musial6 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

plz don't kneecap our midseason acquisition.

the rest of your team has given up. why not you?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

see? Albert picked him up like a ragdoll. hahahaa.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gross

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe they really don't like him.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor slide, Albert

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well

that happened

by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ludwick

having a pretty rough night.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and Ludwick needs NEW PANTS.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goddamit luddy

why cant you hit fly balls when it matters

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic FAILwick

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lud was safe!

Good news – DeRo gets another chance at 3 HRs

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome

we are finding new and creative ways to not score a run from 3rd w/ less than 2 outs

by lildancardsfan on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EPIC REPLY FAIL

f’in gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame joe thurston.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I second the blame

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09

WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09

by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...if he only would've touched first...

the world would be a lot better place.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't blame me

i voted for freese.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i broke my rec button,,,,,aw fuck it

f’in gdm

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

most blatant target marketing

this side of Hot Box delivery cookies in Columbia

by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we're going to have a longer delay

so Luddy can change his pants.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they were just playin'.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IT'S .... SAUCE TIME

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

?

we pull pitchers after 76 pitches now?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We pull Kyle Lohse after 76 pitches now.

Besides, he threw all those warm-up pitches, too.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well they weren't that serious about scoring runs last inning, so.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we aren't gonna need th bullpen the next few days. Carp and Waino are goi....oh wait

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's been pitching craaaaazier.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope you insured your nuts, LaRue.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jason Motte

throwin’ strikes.

Welcome back, kiddo!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

/shamelessly stolen from RasmusGirl last night

by DarkHelmut on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's okay

It becomes more and more obscure every day Mel Brooks doesn’t produce Spaceballs 2: The search for more money.

by DarkHelmut on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sad, but true.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also needs

to do History of the World, Part 2

by saladdays on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Motte's the only guy I care to see the radar gun clock

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday

didn’t like that strikoute pitch as much as Al did.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pitch 1 to kaz?

gd says 2-seam.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the foul ball to kaz came in at 96mph.

that’s a hell of a breaking pitch.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmm crazy Motte.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Motte really is crazy

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Radar gun of awesomeness, I should say

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

got some 'tude back too

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the craaaaaazy, it's back.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's preggers, I heard.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

non sequitur

I just heard it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't know if anybody's given you the talk, but "banging his hot wife"and

getting her pregnant is actually very much a sequitur.

see, when a baseball player and a model love each other very much . . . .

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Humberto Quintero

Reminds me of link

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO.

SOMEONE GET LUDWICK SOME PANTS!!!!!!!!!!

IS THERE A TAILOR IN THE HOUSE?

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I toldja.

no one believed me.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now I'm wondering if they really do hate him.

poor Luddy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can anyone say definitively

if it is Wandy as in Obi Wan or Wandy as in WAHHH (crybaby)?

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

according to the moon man

(which is the litmus test, in my humble opinion)

WAAAAAAHndy

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whatever, LaRue hangs out with his buddy Carp and luggages people

he’s having a good time.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yahoo is saying De Rosa grounded out to 3rd?

I assume it’s wrong and he did, in fact, hit another homer?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, he took pity on the Astros.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about that CFer!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You’re lucky RasmusGirl isn’t here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geiger?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here we go?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colby's got that super swing?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let's Go?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

best average of all Cardinal CFers this year.

i assume.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sugar!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i told you not to call me that on the boards.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least he calls you

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care what you guys say, our season is NOT over

I’ll keep rooting for this team until our magic number is E!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2.71828...

Should get there by the third inning tomorrow.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, I can get behind that math.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going by

MN-WinExp

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what it is

but Khalil seems to always start an at-bat by fouling off two pitches and running the count to 1-2.

by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that is *awesome*

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bat o' the GOB

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you didn't hear it from me

but he also opens his front door three times after he leaves his house in the morning.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so since I probably can't find easily find cubs discussion at BCB...

everyone likes it at wrigley except Milton Bradley….

The mood in the Cubs’ clubhouse was jovial Monday before they played the Milwaukee Brewers. Players were measuring each other against a door frame to figure out their real heights instead of what’s listed in the team’s media guide.
Alfonso Soriano, who is out for the season after arthroscopic surgery on his left knee, got a big welcome from his teammates when he came in after being away from the team the last few days.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we can't really talk

the Cards have the man-stew.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'stache growing competitions

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brutally violent celebrations

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brendan Ryan

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and we have a winner

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna see that media guide, now.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll have to show ID.

It’s in the plastic wrapper.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok then.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know how that got started.

D Lee: You cannot be 5’8". No way.
A Miles: I swear.
D Lee: For real?
A Ram: (sneaks up behind Miles)
A Miles: Hey! I swear! Put me down!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

odds aaron miles has been shut in a locker in the cubs clubhouse?

3:1?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

They stay away.

He’s a biter.

Ask the criminal that held him and Morgan Ensberg hostage when they were in the minors.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He punched that guy, too, I think.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why were they closing up on the guy's pocket?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well I turned my head to look at the at-bat!

it was right there! Dan and Al weren’t even talking about it!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm partial to the middle.

It’s where most of the work gets done.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dan and Al

were talking about Hawks’ impression of seeing Enron for the first time. The players apparently think this field is as silly as we do.

Nice play by Lugo.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or in a bad Rick Moranis movie.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this implies there are good Rick Moranis movies

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spaceballs!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Little Shop of Horrors.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/you're a girl.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, come on.

It’s not f*cking “Honey I Shrunk the Kids.”

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just saying my sisters all love Shop of Horrors

and I expect all other girls to, too. Guys, not so much.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve never seen it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah you were like -6 when it came out.

It’s a cheesy, fun musical horror vehicle.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With

Steve Martin as a psychopathic dentist.

That’s all I remember.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve heard of it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Based on a musical that was based on an old movie.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There should be an "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" musical

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there is

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn;t it come out around the same time as Horrors?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HFS

There’s a GDM sing-a-long

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what does that have to do with me?

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you are correct, sir!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell yes.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's great.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. I should've auditioned.

I own a copy of “If Chins Could Kill” and everything

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't love it.

But it’s one of Moranis’ better films. Not Spaceballs or Ghostbusters, though.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Little Shop Of Horrors is a good movie.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahem.

Spaceballs.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

Parenthood is a 6ly underrated movie.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call.

And Ghostbusters for crying out loud!

“Alright… who brought the dog!?!”

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't apologize enough

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Blue Heaven?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT A DAY FOR A MOW!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ghostbusters

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fail at life

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still contend

you don’t need one for a pic all the time. Sometimes that’s all you need.

by saladdays on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's see if that works

Azru is not around, right?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's really for the

large size/large dimension/animated/horrifying type pics.

by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You said that was a great day!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ghostbusters

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pity my foolishness

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm...Strange Brew? Or 'Strange Brew, the greatest comedy of all time.'

Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, My Blue Heaven, Little Shop Of Horrors…

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE CROWD HAS REALLY TURNED ON YESWEOQUENDO!!!

It’s a donnybrook in here!!!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, when you open yourself up to it as Y2Oq did...

He didn’t realized he walked into a Rick Moranis fan club either

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm...

Y2S mkes more sense. I mean, any sense at all.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and still wrong. I've reached my correcting-myself limit...

anything else has to stay.

STRANGE BREW!

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying. "

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are many Molinas

but I’m Y2.

I think y’all mean YWO.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what'd they say? missed it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just

that he was in disbelief about how close the Crawford boxes are, that he’d have to keep it on the ground. Mentioned a conversation with Miller about how you can’t think about it or change the way you pitch, etc.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok, i did see that

thanks

Trever was smooth in that interview.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Work it.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

L_go!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tis confusing

we have Lego, Lugo, Boog, Boggs.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's ambiguous.

could be an e or a u.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I was cheering for Logo.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Logo.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must be their uncle Popeye.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Julioooooo

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, goodbye Rooosssssie...?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man, the Red Sauks must've really drained the fight out of him.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have we discussed how bad the House premiere was yet?

Did I miss that part?

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT.

It’s DVR’d.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about how awesome HIMYM was?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh.

Barney in a relationship is going to suck. Ted is still a douche.

When the Marshall and Lily spinoff happens, I’ll be much happier.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. It’s going to be awesome. I still love Ted.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you need to go back to the tribe now

it was really nice having you around though

here are some parting gifts

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t see any gifts.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are over there--------------->

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your picture?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep going.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blue?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's over there just beyond the blue stuff

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The scroll bar?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep going...

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My pillows?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously what are you talking about?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever see Team America?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be helpful.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've heard it's terrible.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if by terrible, you mean AWESOME

then yes, it is very , very terrible.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friend left the theatre.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you take everything too seriously?

Don’t see it.

Do you like South Park, social satire, and silliness? See it.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate South Park. But I like silliness. I don’t think I take everything too seriously but I doubt I would like it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll know by the limo scence if you will like it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think I’d like it. No one I know who saw it liked it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scene fail

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha Ha

You said pillows.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well they were the next thing over there.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, those pillows

n/m

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i laughed

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm clearly missing something.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

breasts

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

f'in gdm

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Sep 22, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dammit, Matty!

You were supposed to pull the trap door!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wouldn't work!

ClemsonGirl, you gifts are over

<———————————there

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gray?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a little bit more to the left

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sheets?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm creeped out that we're talking about your bed....

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I'm sitting on it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what she said!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still very confused. What are you trying to point at?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the barney thing is killing me

you can’t make barney into a regular person. That’s rule one, it’s like marrying kramer off.

by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I think I’m going to like it. I mean it was killing watching them dance around each other all last season. I can’t andle that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

but it was killing you because barney feeling unrequited love toward a girl already violates the rule. If you make barney into a regular guy ted has even less reason for existing, because his whole deal is being relatable.

by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love only relating to marshall.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do sitcom writers know about writing?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soon Ted will have a tiny alien friend only he can see.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No I just don’t like stuff like that. Also, it’s Robin. She’s awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ted was originally supposed to be the center of the show

but the realized early on, Barney makes the show. anyway, the creators say they won’t change him or Robin. but i don’t see how they can’t. the premier was good, here’s hoping they can keep that momentum up.

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I said I love Ted I may have been overstating my feelings. I don’t mind him. He’s boring on his own but without him there’s no show. I don’t understand how anyone can feel strongly enough about him to hate him. My favorite character is Lily, she’s hilarious.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think on their own, everyone but Barney is boring

and they wouldn’t work on any other show but HIMYM. without any of them, the show doesn’t work. you need Ted, if only to finally find out who he marries. you need Marshall & Lilly as his best married couple friends. you need Robin as the sexy one time, maybe she will be, maybe she won’t be, now she really won’t be the mother. and you need Barney as the comic relief single man to show Ted he really should have moar fun & not spend his time looking for a ball & chain.

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give it 'til ep 4.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6ly, we will e-murder you.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

i thought it was fantastic…though Fox cut out for the last 15 minutes…so if something awful happened then, i could change my mind

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im gonna let you discuss house in a minute, but the premiere of beyonce's sitcom

was really like one of the worst premieres in history.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WASTING AWAY

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see his spine FROM THE FRONT.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who was that guy?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A little late but...

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the recipient of that look

still hasn’t been found

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not a smile.

He has something in his eye.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Nice play, Lugo... you're out of the game."

it’s the Cheese.
quick cheese.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aww, corky.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least it was a good pitch to swing at.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weeeeee!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

air off***

-minus an off

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gleam moar cubes!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excitebike anyone?

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Sep 21, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish BP would let you export the playoff probability as a spreadsheet

So we could see an awesome graph over the entire season

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's play a game during the commercial....

I’m thinking of a city…

Please guess it.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Toldedo

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TOLEDO

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Djibouti!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, no fair. I'm drunk.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SPRINGFIELD, MO

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zambrano?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the trainer's mustache goes allllll the way around his head

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well played sir

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Houston's trainer has the Mother o' 'Staches

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

clay zavada has the mother o staches

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn, Of the Rose is on fire

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Must've bumped into Colby

in the outfield.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his home runs were selfish

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SKIP SCHUMAKER. DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, Al immediately said, "Take him out of the game!"

re: tlr

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scrappy do

did it

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yo, Skippy

I’m happy for you, and I’mma let your finish, but Lugo made one of the best plays of all time. OF ALL TIME!

by saladdays on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs