Wandy Rodriguez Gets Beaten Up Somehow Overflow Thread
I may not know why Wandy Rodriguez is so good, but I know what I like.
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so, how has lohse looked?
can’t be too bad if it’s 6-1 in the bottom five after 1:10
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Better than Big Z
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone
will have to explain this meme to me sometime
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you can find Dave Duncan, he'll clue you in.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, where is he?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks pretty good
BTW it aint 6-1 anymore
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
still encouraging
even if it is the astros while grieving the loss of cecil cooper
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
by the way, mr upbaby
that link just goes to the front page
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Had same thing happen to me
C’mon, Danny boy!
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knoooooow what I like
and I liiiiiiike what I know…..
by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw more people out, jerks!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
twss
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
there's and appropriate one?
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dyslexia fail
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a dirty one.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also what she said.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also what she said.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats going too far man
i mean are we going to do this all day?
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're fishing, dude.
violates the whole spirit of the thing.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don;t mind if we do!
spants ain’t no man
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
should i set up some more?
you guys are still going strong
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not what she said.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where were you hiding the other night?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which night?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were playing along
“lol wow ahahahaha”
“twss”
“where were you hiding the other night?” – meaning you heard that said to me the other night
self-zing FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walks'r baaaaad.
MMkaay?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa.
injury? protecting a starter late in a lost season?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
trying to come back from a four-run deficit at home
with a pitcher that’s getting lit up….pitcher’s spot comes up with two men on….I dunno.
Clark’s got something to prove…..it’s like prison, gotta beat somebody up on the first day….
by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's spice it up with some Redbirds
check the fanshots

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who's the guy in shorts?
some random camera guy or something?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
coach? trainer? some dude.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when the cards clinch,
i want to see paletta and weinburg on the pile
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they can't run that fast
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's like that lawyer who snuck into a ground-breaking ceremony with his own hard hat and spary-painted shovel
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought Pron Stache was hurt there for a minute
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So when did the Cardinals of August and the Kyle Lohse of 2008 decide to show up?
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When we started playing crappy teams again
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the last test is Colorado
they best not waste that one.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a study session, before the October test
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, it's like the PSATs
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took one two years ago
Did OK, not great
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently they got lost in bleachers at houston
kmac spotted them wandering around by the bullpen
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he pick them up in the
moto-cooler?
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
he was pulling a red flyer wagon with it. they all piled in
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didnt we almost trade for bourne but it fell through because someone got hurt?
by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it was close
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKK!
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by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Racist!
I keed, I keed.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay loshie
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HFS!
lohse has only thrown 64 pitches?!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
62*
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well he did this thing... where he settled down
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is this guy and why is his name like a snack dip?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs to give up a triple to DeRosa
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a HR
Fuck the cycle
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
has mr. paronto thought about trying to throw the ball with that gargantuan neck?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wowza
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DERO!!!!!
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by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously DeRo.
Sign w/ houston next year.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
especially if we get their pic
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OF THE ROSE!!!!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hit it to the hot chicks, btw.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HFS®
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy cow
Is it just me or is DeRo’s wrist not taped as heavily as it has been?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
of the rose!!!!
he likes the pitchers with the fat ERAs apparently
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and fat asses
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
by andi_k on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn DeRosa
What did you have for breakfast?
by peach concrete on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His wrist must not be hurting him today
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can we play houston in the playoffs?
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, i would love our mid-00's diet of the padres and the astros this year.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn.
derosa with a two dinger night? care to take that number higher?
"These go to eleven."
by MR_PC on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
porn stache.
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Of teh Rose
hit another one? Man oh man…
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fu Manchu LaRue on the hit parade.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey ClemsonGirl!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i bet he's single girly!
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was laughin so hard when I watched that the other day
Sorry CG.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed too. People are funny.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His friend was pretty hot.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and stoic.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is hot.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a few weeks.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's young, that's as long as they last at that age anyway
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He showed some emotio later. He'd do just fine.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might have acted like that at a game at Busch last season
when Franklin blew another one
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you the crying guy
from game 6 of the 2005 NLCS?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shh...
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who I get a kick out of?
Prying guy in Game 7 NLCS…prays, bucks up, claps, strikeout, series.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Praying
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a fan of the playoff nuns
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
prying works
first praying, then crying
combo= prying
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2006 Mets fan?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what would you do with a million bucks jason?
by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Atta boy Chesty
Base knock.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone's hit
except for Lohse.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm willing to bet
he’ll have some hits later.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holliday shares some
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and that cut off
<3 with DeRosa, via elbow slam and a “Boom!”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. DeRosa
Tear down that wall!
by Cardfanintherock on Sep 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Skippeh is on a groove.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and a robot or two
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i could go for
just fucking raping the astros
hate those guys so much and hate being “in-market” for them, too
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeesh. can we do away with "rape" as a verb not used for describing actual forced
intercourse?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what i mean
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
still not cool
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's really funny.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you're referring to the reaction,
i agree
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm mocking you.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, i see
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon man
you’re just being an ass now. you are better than this
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not sure what you think is funny.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
look up
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by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh huh.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he actually meant forced intercourse. haha. does that make the statement ok?
by sociopath on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
BEST. USER NAME. AND. COMMENT. COMBO. EVER.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
haha
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know fritz, it really is
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know which comment to rec, so I rec'd both. I hope you guys don't mind.
by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made the first green
the other still needs one to go green
by BirdsonFire on Sep 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he meant this to be funny.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, i see
thanks
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's still rather insensitive choice of words
and was discussed last night. plenty of other words to use
thanks
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't see it
doubt it would change my opinion
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would it change your opinion if any of the women in her had been raped?
Because odds are one of us has.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
because i wasn’t talking about forcible penetration
i guess that makes me a bad person. at least i’m honest
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah,
i was the one belaboring the point
sorry
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
defendable

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
guess so
sorry guys, i’ll fuck off
not gonna concede this point, that would be lying
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd rather be that guy than a liar?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, i apologized
didn’t mean to offend anyone
but yeah, i’d rather be intellectually honest with myself if that’s what you classify as “that guy”
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not that you're being "intellectually honest" with yourself.
It’s that rather than just say, “Sorry to offend,” and leave it at that, you basically let us know that you don’t mean it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you think
i’m apologizing when i don’t mean it, you’re not paying very close attention to conversation we are having at this very moment.
it’s okay, i know how the dog pack feels. i’ve stated my feelings. take me at my word if you so choose. i’m done with this now, though
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(biting tongue)
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just be civil.
okay. you might not think its wrong (which is fine you are entitled to your opinion) but you should at least agree to not use the word anymore within this community since others find it offensive.
by DJ87 on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's kinda hard not to think about it like that since that's what it means.
I get that you’re being hyperbolic. I also think this bit of hyperbole gets used far to frequently and I don’t like it. I understand that you disagree. And perhaps I am being oversensitive, but several of us would prefer it if we leave the rape hyperbole out of the VEB. Thanks.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Seconded.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIST THE ASTROS!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but it's consensual.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would like.
Dirty Astro whores.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay, maybe you are not better than this
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i appreciate your bright-eyed optimism in humanity, though, matty.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why? Rape is a serious problem and is not funny at all. The fact that you can’t understand this boggles my mind.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
the little meaning is awful
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The little meaning is an insult to anyone who has actually been raped.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
literal*
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the only fucking meaning that matters
go read the community guidelines again
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The point is the literal meaning is such a big deal that it should not be used lightly. Using it lightly belittles the experience many people have gone through. Someone on here or even someone simply reading this may have experienced this and you have just belittled their experience, an experience they have probably done a lot of work trying to get past. You’re being incredibly insensitive. That’s all I’m going to say.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah we discussed this last night.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn;t see it
doubt it would change my opinion
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer to think he meant the old definition of the word
Meaning “kidnap”
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but there's no object
where would you take the astros if you kidnapped them?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seattle?
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wouldn't do that to seattle
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle...
Didn’t a Pirates shortstop go there or something?
Maybe I heard wrong…
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pyongyang
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pump the brakes, bud.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOBs: cover your ears
What’s our highest scoring game of the season thus far?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
13 or 14?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah!
when the pirates thought they could score 6 off waino
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH yeah, I watched that one in a bar in STL
It was my friend’s rehearsal dinner. Twas a good weekend… and good game.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fat Elvis has the speed
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the sound is cutting out
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Shannon just taught me some geography.
and then he just repeated it.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The home plate umpire clearly has a death wish.
The Glare is not happy.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what you swingin at dawg?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Brendan Ryan doesn't get paid for by pitches seen.
He’d be on welfare.
First pitch swinging everytime.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His AB in the 2nd inning he took the first 5 pitches to try to get on for Albert.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
much better, Boogman.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy fucking shit fat elvis
®
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, maybe Kyle Lohse of 2009 is pitching tonight.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well, they have a ridicously skewed stadium
expect balls to go flying (right DeRo?)
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew that was gone
when I saw it go right down the middle.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Youch.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Solo shots.
At least he’s not walking these ’Stros.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pitch f/x should have a "meatball" category
by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Up and away
not good location against a power lefty.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a spicy meatball!
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
by Taskmaster on Sep 21, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at me, I got no job-a!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I speak only in
how you say… broken English?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why you gotta bring him up ?
this is a Joba free thread, thankyouverymuch
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And replace the blue dot with this:

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Brilliant!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had to

The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny
Even though it’s for the bad guys.
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is this dude? he's jumpy.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he and Motte should have lunch
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a wierd-assed delivery
Looks like his ankle’s crumpling.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever music he's listening to in his head, I wanna hear it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wesley Wright converted to righthand-ism?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i can't stop laughing.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Care to fill in the non-FSM crowd?
Did Al make a passive-aggressive comment about wanting to be paired up with Mike Shannon because then at least he could have nice things?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
The pitcher has a really weird pre-pitch routine where he looks away from home plate and then snaps his head and glares at the hitter.
Al said something to the effect of “We’ll see how he acts when Albert puts on on the railroad tracks.”
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pitcher
looks like he’s Valverde-esk
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish the Brewers weren't complete push overs
I’d love to clinch before Thursday
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still scared of them
I fear the Prince will sit on Boog and break him, or something.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez, someone get Carlos Lee a bra.
I’m surprised FSMW didn’t have to blur that.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
our ballboy is faster than yours.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Correction.
Our ball girl is faster than your ball boy.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the ballgirl was on the other side.
or maybe that was another park.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember the ballboy (ballman?)
who accidentally fielded a live ball and then cried? Good times.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There never asked me back after that
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols'd!
Alternatively, DANCE, ball boy! DANCE!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ahahaha.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can just imagine albert maniacally laughing as he's hitting balls at a ball boy down a narrow hallway
/strange mental musing
by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, no.
he goes over to hug them in apology, and then squeezes them to death.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just helped up the catcher
after trying to nutmeg his way home.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
While wearing
a wooden mask.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so albert's evil masked twin
using his ridiculous skills to terrorize america’s ball retrievers
by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may have nightmares.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should see the video.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she said.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOO

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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was just mean.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hit z, it jumped to that
and it actually startled me
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
great, i scared the girls
f’in gdm
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasn't the picture
it was shouting BOO
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 21, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
f'in gdm
at least he didn’t pull your ponytail & run
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he likes me
after i offered him gin.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Sep 22, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my condolences
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by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I jumped.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols w/ another double
the Astros = best medicine for scuffling offenses
by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pujols now tied for NL lead in doubles
The last player to lead the NL in HR and Doubles was Willie Stargell in 1973
by musial6 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
plz don't kneecap our midseason acquisition.
the rest of your team has given up. why not you?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
see? Albert picked him up like a ragdoll. hahahaa.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gross
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Albert trying to steal an RBI for Luddy.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe they really don't like him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor slide, Albert
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ludwick
having a pretty rough night.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and Ludwick needs NEW PANTS.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
goddamit luddy
why cant you hit fly balls when it matters
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Epic FAILwick
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lud was safe!
Good news – DeRo gets another chance at 3 HRs
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome
we are finding new and creative ways to not score a run from 3rd w/ less than 2 outs
by lildancardsfan on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i broke my rec button rec'ing this, where do i get a new one?
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EPIC REPLY FAIL
f’in gdm
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i blame joe thurston.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I second the blame
The only thing that would make this game better is a walkoff! - said in walkoff situations since 9/19/09
WALKOFFZ R MOAR FUNN! - used after walkoffs since 9/19/09
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...if he only would've touched first...
the world would be a lot better place.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't blame me
i voted for freese.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i broke my rec button,,,,,aw fuck it
f’in gdm
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you weren't really going to eat 99 tacos
were you?
by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
most blatant target marketing
this side of Hot Box delivery cookies in Columbia
by slu on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was some impressive non-offensive offensive production.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we're going to have a longer delay
so Luddy can change his pants.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
double, single, double play, CS: 0 runs
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they were just playin'.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Godammit Houston, just do it like the rest of baseball.
</Deep in the Heart of Texas>
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S .... SAUCE TIME
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
?
we pull pitchers after 76 pitches now?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We pull Kyle Lohse after 76 pitches now.
Besides, he threw all those warm-up pitches, too.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well they weren't that serious about scoring runs last inning, so.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we aren't gonna need th bullpen the next few days. Carp and Waino are goi....oh wait
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's been pitching craaaaazier.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope you insured your nuts, LaRue.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Motte
throwin’ strikes.
Welcome back, kiddo!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
/shamelessly stolen from RasmusGirl last night
by DarkHelmut on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why it took me until now to realize what your screenname refers to.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's okay
It becomes more and more obscure every day Mel Brooks doesn’t produce Spaceballs 2: The search for more money.
by DarkHelmut on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sad, but true.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also needs
to do History of the World, Part 2
by saladdays on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motte's the only guy I care to see the radar gun clock
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pitch 1 to kaz?
gd says 2-seam.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one he pulled foul to 1B
Felt like an off speed.
by thepainguy on Sep 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the foul ball to kaz came in at 96mph.
that’s a hell of a breaking pitch.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmm crazy Motte.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Motte really is crazy
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motte is hitting 100 on the AWESOME radar gun
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Radar gun of awesomeness, I should say
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
got some 'tude back too
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the craaaaaazy, it's back.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's preggers, I heard.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
non sequitur
I just heard it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know if anybody's given you the talk, but "banging his hot wife"and
getting her pregnant is actually very much a sequitur.
see, when a baseball player and a model love each other very much . . . .
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
grown men in their mother's basement grow jealous?
by slu on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
grow fatter
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Humberto Quintero
Reminds me of link
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO.
SOMEONE GET LUDWICK SOME PANTS!!!!!!!!!!
IS THERE A TAILOR IN THE HOUSE?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I toldja.
no one believed me.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
now I'm wondering if they really do hate him.
poor Luddy.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can anyone say definitively
if it is Wandy as in Obi Wan or Wandy as in WAHHH (crybaby)?
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
according to the moon man
(which is the litmus test, in my humble opinion)
WAAAAAAHndy
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the exact opposite of what Shannon says is correct, right?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's precisely why I was wondering.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome SN
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever, LaRue hangs out with his buddy Carp and luggages people
he’s having a good time.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yahoo is saying De Rosa grounded out to 3rd?
I assume it’s wrong and he did, in fact, hit another homer?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the official scorer is debating whether or not
to retroactively award a HR.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he took pity on the Astros.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about that CFer!
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, a Cardinals CFer that isn't striking out...
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re lucky RasmusGirl isn’t here.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geiger?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colby's got that super swing?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's Go?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
best average of all Cardinal CFers this year.
i assume.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shane Robinson had a good run.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sugar!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i told you not to call me that on the boards.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least he calls you
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care what you guys say, our season is NOT over
I’ll keep rooting for this team until our magic number is E!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2.71828...
Should get there by the third inning tomorrow.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay, I can get behind that math.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going by
MN-WinExp
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was continuing the opposite day theme
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what it is
but Khalil seems to always start an at-bat by fouling off two pitches and running the count to 1-2.
by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's because he uses a 78 ounce bat.

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is *awesome*
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bat o' the GOB
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you didn't hear it from me
but he also opens his front door three times after he leaves his house in the morning.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so since I probably can't find easily find cubs discussion at BCB...
everyone likes it at wrigley except Milton Bradley….
The mood in the Cubs’ clubhouse was jovial Monday before they played the Milwaukee Brewers. Players were measuring each other against a door frame to figure out their real heights instead of what’s listed in the team’s media guide.
Alfonso Soriano, who is out for the season after arthroscopic surgery on his left knee, got a big welcome from his teammates when he came in after being away from the team the last few days.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we can't really talk
the Cards have the man-stew.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'stache growing competitions
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brutally violent celebrations
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brendan Ryan
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and we have a winner
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Measuring each others WHAT against a doorframe!?!?!

by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wanna see that media guide, now.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll have to show ID.
It’s in the plastic wrapper.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know how that got started.
D Lee: You cannot be 5’8". No way.
A Miles: I swear.
D Lee: For real?
A Ram: (sneaks up behind Miles)
A Miles: Hey! I swear! Put me down!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
odds aaron miles has been shut in a locker in the cubs clubhouse?
3:1?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
They stay away.
He’s a biter.
Ask the criminal that held him and Morgan Ensberg hostage when they were in the minors.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He punched that guy, too, I think.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL this guys ERA dropped drom 11.74 to 10.38 from just this inning
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why were they closing up on the guy's pocket?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well I turned my head to look at the at-bat!
it was right there! Dan and Al weren’t even talking about it!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I'm kinda sorta starting to like the right side of our bullpen
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm partial to the middle.
It’s where most of the work gets done.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan and Al
were talking about Hawks’ impression of seeing Enron for the first time. The players apparently think this field is as silly as we do.
Nice play by Lugo.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For just a second, they probably think they're in the minor leagues.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or in a bad Rick Moranis movie.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this implies there are good Rick Moranis movies
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spaceballs!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little Shop of Horrors.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/you're a girl.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, come on.
It’s not f*cking “Honey I Shrunk the Kids.”
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just saying my sisters all love Shop of Horrors
and I expect all other girls to, too. Guys, not so much.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve never seen it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah you were like -6 when it came out.
It’s a cheesy, fun musical horror vehicle.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With
Steve Martin as a psychopathic dentist.
That’s all I remember.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve heard of it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Based on a musical that was based on an old movie.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There should be an "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" musical
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn;t it come out around the same time as Horrors?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HFS
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what does that have to do with me?
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by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you are correct, sir!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell yes.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our local little theater is doing "Evil Dead: The Musical"
I shit you not.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's great.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. I should've auditioned.
I own a copy of “If Chins Could Kill” and everything
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't love it.
But it’s one of Moranis’ better films. Not Spaceballs or Ghostbusters, though.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little Shop Of Horrors is a good movie.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahem.
Spaceballs.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spaceballs the Flamethrower!
(the kids love this one.)
by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
Parenthood is a 6ly underrated movie.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
And Ghostbusters for crying out loud!
“Alright… who brought the dog!?!”
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't apologize enough
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Blue Heaven?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A DAY FOR A MOW!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ghostbusters
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fail at life
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mine was the day I posted an image without a subject
and spants yelled at me
by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I still contend
you don’t need one for a pic all the time. Sometimes that’s all you need.
by saladdays on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's see if that works
Azru is not around, right?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's really for the
large size/large dimension/animated/horrifying type pics.
by nota bene on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said that was a great day!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ghostbusters
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pity my foolishness
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm...Strange Brew? Or 'Strange Brew, the greatest comedy of all time.'
Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, My Blue Heaven, Little Shop Of Horrors…
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE CROWD HAS REALLY TURNED ON YESWEOQUENDO!!!
It’s a donnybrook in here!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, when you open yourself up to it as Y2Oq did...
He didn’t realized he walked into a Rick Moranis fan club either
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm...
Y2S mkes more sense. I mean, any sense at all.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and still wrong. I've reached my correcting-myself limit...
anything else has to stay.
STRANGE BREW!
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying. "
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are many Molinas
but I’m Y2.
I think y’all mean YWO.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what'd they say? missed it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just
that he was in disbelief about how close the Crawford boxes are, that he’d have to keep it on the ground. Mentioned a conversation with Miller about how you can’t think about it or change the way you pitch, etc.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok, i did see that
thanks
Trever was smooth in that interview.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Work it.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
L_go!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tis confusing
we have Lego, Lugo, Boog, Boggs.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's ambiguous.
could be an e or a u.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I was cheering for Logo.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logo.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be their uncle Popeye.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Julioooooo
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, goodbye Rooosssssie...?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, the Red Sauks must've really drained the fight out of him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have we discussed how bad the House premiere was yet?
Did I miss that part?
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
by azruavatar on Sep 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about how awesome HIMYM was?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
meh.
Barney in a relationship is going to suck. Ted is still a douche.
When the Marshall and Lily spinoff happens, I’ll be much happier.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. It’s going to be awesome. I still love Ted.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to go back to the tribe now
it was really nice having you around though
here are some parting gifts
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see any gifts.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are over there--------------->
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your picture?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep going.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blue?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's over there just beyond the blue stuff
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The scroll bar?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep going...
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My pillows?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously what are you talking about?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever see Team America?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be helpful.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard it's terrible.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if by terrible, you mean AWESOME
then yes, it is very , very terrible.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend left the theatre.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you take everything too seriously?
Don’t see it.
Do you like South Park, social satire, and silliness? See it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate South Park. But I like silliness. I don’t think I take everything too seriously but I doubt I would like it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'll know by the limo scence if you will like it
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I’d like it. No one I know who saw it liked it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
scene fail
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha Ha
You said pillows.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well they were the next thing over there.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, those pillows
n/m
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i laughed
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm clearly missing something.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
breasts
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
f'in gdm
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Sep 22, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit, Matty!
You were supposed to pull the trap door!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't work!
ClemsonGirl, you gifts are over
<———————————there
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gray?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a little bit more to the left
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sheets?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm creeped out that we're talking about your bed....
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I'm sitting on it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she said!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still very confused. What are you trying to point at?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the barney thing is killing me
you can’t make barney into a regular person. That’s rule one, it’s like marrying kramer off.
by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I think I’m going to like it. I mean it was killing watching them dance around each other all last season. I can’t andle that.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
but it was killing you because barney feeling unrequited love toward a girl already violates the rule. If you make barney into a regular guy ted has even less reason for existing, because his whole deal is being relatable.
by DanUpBaby on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love only relating to marshall.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do sitcom writers know about writing?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soon Ted will have a tiny alien friend only he can see.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I just don’t like stuff like that. Also, it’s Robin. She’s awesome.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ted was originally supposed to be the center of the show
but the realized early on, Barney makes the show. anyway, the creators say they won’t change him or Robin. but i don’t see how they can’t. the premier was good, here’s hoping they can keep that momentum up.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Sep 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I said I love Ted I may have been overstating my feelings. I don’t mind him. He’s boring on his own but without him there’s no show. I don’t understand how anyone can feel strongly enough about him to hate him. My favorite character is Lily, she’s hilarious.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Sep 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think on their own, everyone but Barney is boring
and they wouldn’t work on any other show but HIMYM. without any of them, the show doesn’t work. you need Ted, if only to finally find out who he marries. you need Marshall & Lilly as his best married couple friends. you need Robin as the sexy one time, maybe she will be, maybe she won’t be, now she really won’t be the mother. and you need Barney as the comic relief single man to show Ted he really should have moar fun & not spend his time looking for a ball & chain.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Sep 22, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give it 'til ep 4.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6ly, we will e-murder you.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
i thought it was fantastic…though Fox cut out for the last 15 minutes…so if something awful happened then, i could change my mind
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im gonna let you discuss house in a minute, but the premiere of beyonce's sitcom
was really like one of the worst premieres in history.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WASTING AWAY
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see his spine FROM THE FRONT.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who was that guy?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A little late but...

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
by The_teague on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the recipient of that look
still hasn’t been found
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not a smile.
He has something in his eye.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Nice play, Lugo... you're out of the game."
it’s the Cheese.
quick cheese.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
aww, corky.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least it was a good pitch to swing at.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weeeeee!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I got some off air off the jump inbetween 5 and 6
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by The_teague on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
air off***
-minus an off
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by The_teague on Sep 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gleam moar cubes!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excitebike anyone?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
by hazel on Sep 21, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish BP would let you export the playoff probability as a spreadsheet
So we could see an awesome graph over the entire season
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's play a game during the commercial....
I’m thinking of a city…
Please guess it.
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Toldedo
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TOLEDO
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude, no fair. I'm drunk.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPRINGFIELD, MO
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Sep 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Non-save situation.
Perfect opportunity to send in Franklin.
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the trainer's mustache goes allllll the way around his head
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well played sir
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Houston's trainer has the Mother o' 'Staches
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
clay zavada has the mother o staches
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, Of the Rose is on fire
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Must've bumped into Colby
in the outfield.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the eff' do you give Lohse the PoTG?
Has anyone heard of Mark DeRosa?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
his home runs were selfish
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lohse should be plenty happy with a W
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the prone position!
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SKIP SCHUMAKER. DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha, Al immediately said, "Take him out of the game!"
re: tlr
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
scrappy do
did it
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
by sportsman on Sep 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yo, Skippy
I’m happy for you, and I’mma let your finish, but Lugo made one of the best plays of all time. OF ALL TIME!
by saladdays on Sep 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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