2 walkoffs in a row Postgame Thread
Apologies, yet again, for causing the walkoff. I was watching multiple games and had a brief brain freeze that cost Carp the win. But, hey, I was right on the walkoff part - and for that, I thank Brendan Ryan. He saved me not only from wanting to beat the crap out of myself but also from getting the crap beat out of me by you VEB faithful (and maybe even the GOB).
Anyway, let's celebrate! Viva el Birdos!
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BOOOOOOOOOOG




Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by dan on Sep 19, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Boog in 4-D
Wouldn’t be allowed in Texas
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Perhaps the length of the 'Booog' should be determined by the quality and amazing-ness of the play it is being used for.
I can just imagine a file folder on your computer, with a series of images titled ‘Boog-O’s 6,’ ‘Boog O’s 7,’ ‘Boog O’s-8,’ etc…
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
the Boogchter Scale?
….Scales, haha.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think Boog Goat needs an STL hat
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
no, socks.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
But you can't see his wee goat legs!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
leave the back legs free?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i love this.
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 19, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else think
that goat looks a little like Sammy Sosa?
"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.
I'm bummed about Fox's non-post-game
No mix tape watch today, guys.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 19, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
would you rather....
date a girl on team fredbird or hang out in the dugout/clubhouse throughout the postseason?
I actually bet the clubhouse is pretty crazy
You’d be surround by a bunch of good ol’ boys, a super religious zealot, a couple players who talk to themselves, a tea-sipping ivy leaguer, and TLR.
On second thought…
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
more than one religious zealot.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
who's the ivy leaguer?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 19, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to guess DeRo
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 19, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Hang out in the dugout/clubhouse throughout the postseason… but I feel like this question wasn’t directed at me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Not that there's anything wrong withthat.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR
dugout, easy...
cute girls are a dime a dozen :-)
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
dugout/clubhouse
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Dugout and clubhouse most definitely
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I think a better question would be
Dugout vs Multiple Fredbird girls
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 19, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I think a better question would be
Dugout vs Multiple Fredbird girls
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 19, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
but when you put it together...
doghouse!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I guess it would be cool to hang out with Colby
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 19, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog would drop in every once in a while
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
bonus
you would NEVER see Thurston
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the girls
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 19, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
well, good job, zoomzoom
You didn’t get beat up, but Boog did.
He took a beating for you! You should be grateful.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
If you kill me, I'll be happy that my last Cardinal game was a win
even though I damn near lost it for them
I bleed Cardinal red.
Boog will put his lost tooth under your pillow
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Cardinals tooth fairy only dealz in pie.
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 19, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
gdm does not endorse no advocate the killing of zoom zoom
a little cutting? sure. maybe some burning as well. but no killing.
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Boog paid for zoomzoom's sins...
…reminds me of this guy i’ve heard of…
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
he has an account here...
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 19, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
oh please
Boog is only of the angelic set.
He avenges.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
fred flintstone?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 19, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
OT: Did you know that not a single team in the AL Central has a winning road record?
The closest is Minnesota (currently in 2nd) with a 31-40 record on the road. Detroit, the current division leader, is 30-43! How does that happen?!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Apparently you weren't informed as to the superiority of the AL.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
Twins within 2 games
mentioned on Fox today that if Twins tie Detriot the playoff game is in the metrodome the same day the Vikings are scheduled to play the Packers. Nice day of sports for Minn fans.
I didn't realize they were only 2 games out
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 19, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
4 games in Det in the last week
Twins have 10 road games starting Monday which could be their downfall.
This is the happiest I've ever seen Lugo

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
you didn't see the post-homerun pics from Milwaukee?
he was giddy
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Albert does not know his own strength
he squished his little friend
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you
must not have seen the walk off pic last night
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 19, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sucks that we can't clinch tomorrow
because it would’ve been awesome. Alas, magic number’s Yadi.
I bleed Cardinal red.
yeah even though he doesn't have a number
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Sep 19, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh. Wish these had turned out better.


I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 19, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
a good effort, The C
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
would have been sweet if you had caught them in their mid air embrace
but solid effort
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CaCHING

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by dan on Sep 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
That's the one!
rec’d
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 19, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
who's going 'holy crap, flying people'?
I should be able to tell by the facial hair, but I just fail.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Pretty sure that's Kick Save.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 19, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
sometimes I fear I don't have all of Piñeiro's nicknames
in the glossary
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yep
pineiro
Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008
by Felonius_Monk on Sep 21, 2009 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions
If COL can hold on and win the WC, this upcoming series with them is going to be great practice
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
I'm looking forward to Hollihomecoming
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Cards have to pull ahead of philly
Philly won the season series and I believe they would get the second seed and host the WC. The third seed would go on the road to LA (at this point)
As far as the Col series, the rotation looks like it will be Carp, Waino and Pineiro. Another great preview of October baseball.
controversial viewpoint: Molinas hold the key to the Cy Young race
postulate: Bengie calls a better game than Yadier, resulting in things like swinging strikes, thus elevating Timmy to the next level — over Yadi’s not insisting on Wainwright’s fastball.
discuss!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
^stuff like
stuff. hehehe.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Never thought of that
But in all honesty, I had Lincecum winning it all along. I think Waino and Carp blew theior shot at it, which would suck b/c the Giants most likely won’t make the playoffs.
I bleed Cardinal red.
yep
I was just thinking it’s easy to call a game when someone’s at 100%. not so much when they’re trying to deal.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
anybody see the new elias rankings?
Pineiro AND Wellemeyer are Type B (welly barely).
Glaus is hanging onto Type A status by a thread. DeRosa is barely behind him, just on the other side — Type B.
Holliday is the premiere free agent in the off-season. A very important fact, since we will get a first-round pick over other teams should he sign with another team (e.g., the Yanks) who sign multiple type As.
None of our other free agents (ankiel, khalil, larue) rank.
derosa and pineiro would likely decline arb, so we could easily get two supplemental picks. can’t see us offering to welly, and offering arb to glaus is doubtful. I wonder if we wouldn’t be better off with glaus as a type B — we could more freely offer arb to him if he felt like he wouldn’t have the type a stigma on him.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
how do they come up with those rankings?
it blows my mind Welley’s even on the list & Glaus is a Type A.
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this is what I don't understand about the rankings
shouldn’t this year of suck cancel out last year, or does canceling out not exist in the Elias rankings?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
He's actually 7-9 this year, which isn't a terrible record
His overall record the past two years is 20-18. Given the amount of weight that W/L record is included in their formula, that could explain why he’s a type B. Plus he’s “durable”.
by vivaelpujols on Sep 20, 2009 6:17 AM EDT up reply actions
ahh...Elias overvalues W/L
it is starting to make sense, without making any sense at all.
Thanks for that info.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 20, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
injuries are given "forgiveness"
therefore Glaus wasn’t losing rank while on the DL
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
DeRo might not decline
surgery coming in the off season, so having a one year contract might be a good move on his part.
BTW: What's up with this?

Fredbird celebrating with the giant flag? This is new, right?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 19, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
video of the assault
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090919&content_id=7047078&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
screw the yankees and their helmet tossing, boog was losing body parts and clothes
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm having trouble deciding between the walk-off and the "home run"
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 19, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
the Boog can't be contained by quotation marks
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
more picture proof
the picture before it and the pictures after it too.
owwwww. it’s like a happy barroom brawl.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 19, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
lol Albert
some of these faces are hilarious
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That one is excellent
Albert’s face is priceless there.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
lookit from the other angle
there were limbs and helmets flying, and Yadi could well have knocked them over in his direction. I think he was fearing for his life.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 20, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
"Oh man! I wish that was me up there!" Jo-El says to no one in particular.
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Sep 20, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
hey can we give mad props to Skip Schumaker?
because he was awesome. gritty-awesome.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh, now BCB says why didn't they start So instead of Scales
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I was in the wrong tab, so... call-ups
next Friday in Denver, not Houston.
Go Redbirds!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Boog should be so lucky that Albert Pujols, yes, *the* Albert Pujols
punched him in the face. People would line up for the opportunity.
Split his lip! OMG Albert, don’t hurt your little friend!! You don’t know your strength!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
dude.
As soon as I hit it I thought, ’That’s too much air for me.’ I don’t have the power to hit one that high and still get it out. It must have had some backspin on it. It was probably 374 feet but with the bank it ended up going out. He almost made a great play."
Boooog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
there's more about man-stew
but I think I’ll leave that to other commentators. There are an awful lot of bath-related quotes this year…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
These guys are so weird
Cardinals infielders Brendan Ryan and Mark DeRosa had just settled in Saturday for their daily “man stew” — the nickname for an afternoon dip in the hot tub — when the call came to take groundballs.
Shut up, Fritz™.
and there it is.
The hot tub seems to be very important in this team’s destiny.
Witness the Weltschmerz of Skip Schumaker.
Midway through spring training, he shared a hot tub soak with Chris Carpenter and told the pitcher he wasn’t sure if the switch was going to work. He was struggling with the footwork, with the timing. Schumaker told La Russa several times that he feared “being a liability.” He spent most nights worrying about costing the pitchers outs, not being able to turn a key double play or flubbing a routine grounder that fanned a rally. He had doubts.
“I would always go to the ballpark thinking about hitting,” Schumaker said. “The outfield came naturally. … I was worried for (the pitchers). Guys at first and third, I was worried. Turning the double play, I was worried. I was worried about all of these situations.”
Carpenter started calling him “his All-Star second baseman.” If he made an error during a Joel Piñeiro start, the sinkerballer would promise to get him another ground ball. Oquendo and bench coach Joe Pettini spent hours drilling Schumaker during spring training and continue to do so during the season — most days at 4 o’clock. His peers see, as one said, “dramatic” improvement.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I really love this team.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Sep 20, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
it is a bubbly, violent love. like Matt Holliday's swing.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 20, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I liked the Skip experiment all along
After all, he’s much better than Kennedy would’ve ever been.
I bleed Cardinal red.
by zoomzoomj88 on Sep 20, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for making me Google "Weltschmerz"
…coined by the German author Jean Paul and denotes the kind of feeling experienced by someone who understands that physical reality can never satisfy the demands of the mind.
Also: I really love this team.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 20, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
DanUp may chastise me for using the term incorrectly
at which point I will ask him for examples in his next blogpost. I’ve got it all planned.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 20, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Seems right to me
But I could get behind increasing its usage. DanUp would probably do something great with it.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 20, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
That’s one of the greatest stories I’ve ever heard. I love Skip.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
it's like a Christmas pageant.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"We have braking news coming into the KSDK news room!
A report out of the Cardinals club house just now reveals an unnamed robot was taken into police custody after he attempted to make his way into the Cardinals training room earlier this afternoon. As he was led out of the stadium, he was heard screaming something about robot stew being even moar delicious than man stew. There is no known motive at this time as to why said robot would try to make his way into the training room.
we’ll have more developments on this story as they break, now back to the studio & where Hal says we may need our umbrella’s come mid week. Is that right Hal?"
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by gdm426 on Sep 20, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well it seems like family plans mean I won't be online for tonight's espn game
Y’all do me a favor, and ask how Big Z is doing? Thanks.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Does anyone else hope Brendan is not involved in anymore Walk-offs until the postseason
I am starting to fear for his safety
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

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