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Game 147 Open Thread -- 16th September, 2009

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 It seems very odd to be talking about an extended period of losing by this team, but that's what we're doing. The Cards have now lost four of five, the first time they've done so since July 18-22. During that stretch, the Cardinals lost the second of a three-game set to the Diamondbacks, then were unceremoniously swept by the Astros. It was probably the low point of the season, the hour at which I think most of us believed we were seeing the beginning of the end.The end of that series with Houston also just happened to coincide with what has to be seen now as the turning point of the season: the acquisition of Matt Holliday. Holliday was dealt to the Cardinals on the 24th of July; the Cards dropped two of three to the Phillies in the first series with him in the fold, then didn't lose another series until the Braves just came to town.

Of course, the question is this: did the Cardinals start playing better because of Matt Holliday, or did Holliday simply come along at a remarkably fortuitous moment? Personally, I lean more toward the latter explanation, as this team has been largely carried by the starting rotation over the past month and a half, and I have a hard time rationalising how Matt Holliday had a positive impact on the pitching staff. But I am willing to listen to any suggestions.

Through the first 98 games of the season, the Cards' aggregate batting line was .254/.325/.409, good for a team OPS of .734. Since Holliday joined the team, the batting line has been .278/.345/.436, OPS of .781. Of course, not all of that improvement is due to Holliday himself, but rather to the overall changes made to the lineup around that time. Rick Ankiel's playing time has decreased, though not enough to keep him from racking up various types of golden headgear. Likewise Thursty Joe, Khalil Greene, and Tyler Greene. Take those four bats out of your lineup, and your numbers are bound to improve, and probably rather markedly. (For the record, I'm still very intrigued by Tyler Greene long-term, but also realistic about his chances of ever making enough contact to be a useful ML player.) Regardless of where you fall on the continuum of how much value John Mozeliak gained or lost in his various dealings this season (and I think my own feelings on the subject are pretty well known by now), there has certainly been a significant upgrade in the offensive talent level of the major league team from  the beginning of the season until now.

Which, of course, brings me to my complaint. Ha! Didn't see that one coming, did you?

I know I've harped on it before, but I just can't leave it alone: this team is too talented to be as inconsistent on offense as they are. Once again last night, we saw a pitcher absolutely shut down the Cardinals, as much because of help given by the Cards' hitters as because of the pitcher's performance. Don't get me wrong; the Cards are currently a pretty good offensive team, scoring slightly over 4.8 runs per game since that Game 99 cutoff. But that number is pulled up a ton by some big crooked scores; the Cards have been shut out four times during that period. Ten times in those forty-eight games have the Cardinals scored two runs or less. Maybe I'm making too much out of this; I honestly don't know what the rate of scoring below a certain number for the average team is, but this squad certainly feels like feast or famine to me.

Remarkably, though, I have good news on that front to leave you with today. During last night's postgame powwow, Tony La Russa commented on the offensive approach of his team. I'm paraphrasing, strictly from memory, but he said something along the lines of, "Well, we like to be aggressive, but we took ourselves out of a lot of at-bats, helped out the pitcher too much. We like to be aggressive, but we were maybe over aggressive out there."

Do you have any idea how much good it does my heart to hear even that tiniest of admissions there may, in fact, be something about the club's approach that needs changing? Sure, it was one, maybe two sentences, but the words over aggressive came out of Tony's mouth, and that's enough for me. Maybe we'll see a bit more patience at the plate today. It may not help, as Josh Johnson is one of the really great young pitchers in the NL, but an improved process will lead to improved results somewhere along the line.

By the way, I'm getting rather tired of dealing with day games on Wednesdays. Seems like every time I turn around this year, there's an early game on my day to post, and I'm scrambling to get something put together. I certainly hope MLB decides to do a bit better job of scheduling games around me next season.

The Baron's Playlist for the 16th of September, 2009: Wade's Record Collection

In memory of someone who meant an awful lot to me an awful long time ago.

"I Am the Resurrection" - The Stone Roses

"Beatles and Stones" - The House of Love

"Molly's Lips" - The Vaselines

"Rain" - Blake Babies

"Fortune Cookie Prize" - Beat Happening

"Nearly Lost You" - Screaming Trees

"Black Gold" - Soul Asylum

 

Enjoy the game, everybody. I'll program an overflow for around 2:30.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

anybody know how to make a chart on a fanpost?

or have a link to instructions?

many thanks to any help.

by RedbirdAvenger on Sep 16, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

horray day games!

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

But I'm at work

and won’t be able to watch it.

"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.

by swmofan on Sep 16, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm out of class for the day

hooray wednesdays!

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i have an insanely busy afternoon

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's me on tuesdays and thursdays

but m/w/f are sweeter than anything.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm at work

And I must say, the speedy internet here makes my MLB.tv picture just snappy.

by mojowo11 on Sep 16, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

my adbloc finally caught the lg ad

so that makes my firefox happy.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I can get is Game Cast and

it is soooo slow or locks up.

"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.

by swmofan on Sep 16, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I have so much homewor and still one class today, but am I going to not watch baseball, no. Because I mae bad choices and Colby’s playing.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 16, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

add a k

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 16, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, the motto of Hal McRae.

I see you’ve read his book.

I cut the sleeves off because it looks awesome. Now get your head in the game!

by the red baron on Sep 16, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Why read the book?

When you could be booking him and get it straight from the horses mouth.

Who wouldn’t want this guy speaking at their event?

Yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

"There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else: build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team."- Rocky Bridges

by That's a Winner on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that should be green damnit

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 16, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I mae bad good choices

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The question I will let the first person replying to me decide is

Is test review for a test I know I can get at least an 85 worth missing the Cardinals game for?

(Insert Your Own Joke)

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Sep 16, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would obviously say No. Do you need higher than an 85?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 16, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

See I think it’s what anyone should do so that is my advice but honestly I wouldn’t follow my own advice which is why I’m doing this and not homework right now.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 16, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

just take advantage of the marvelous TI-89....

like a digital crib sheet :)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was actually my plan

and I’ll consider studying at the time that’s enough right. Cardinals Basebal Oh wait Thurston is playing….I’ll see you guys later.

(Insert Your Own Joke)

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Sep 16, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were talking a few days about K-Mac's sinker this year vs. his 4-seamer last year.

His velocity has been up and it looks to me like he might have ditched the sinker or changed his action over his last few appearances.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Sep 16, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Today's Lineup... it's ugly

Schumaker 2B
Ankiel RF
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Rasmus CF
Molina C
Thurston 3B
Lugo SS
Pineiro P

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Sep 16, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Too aggressive...

hopefully Tony’s blurb here will have the same affect as the one he made in late April about being moar aggressive.

"Don't do anything till I get back!" - Jesus to the Cubs

by cardzfanbub on Sep 16, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That was my thought,

but I’m afraid of jinxes, so I didn’t say it.

I cut the sleeves off because it looks awesome. Now get your head in the game!

by the red baron on Sep 16, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anybody else think that the lineup today is a metaphor?

sort of Tony’s way to sacrifice an animal to the baseball gods without actually doing it?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

well im sure that there are enough guys on the team willing to actually kill something

maybe they could take out fredbird

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

is my computer slow or did everyone fall asleep?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sort of doing homework.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 16, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretending to work

and/or i have nothing worth saying right now

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 16, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

its cool

i should be working but instead im worrying about my work computer’s internet connection

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not even sure why i'm pretending

there’s no one else in the office today. they wouldn’t even know if i left

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude I'm in the same situation

There’s one other person in the whole office. This is ridiculous.

by mojowo11 on Sep 16, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that quote from tony warms the cockles of my heart.*

*not sure what cockles are or whether in fact my heart has any.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I like nothing better than to have my cockles warmed.

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 16, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what she said

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: I survived a kitten attack

While in college, I lived in a house that I rented (with a few other roommates). This house was next to a vacant lot. Well, the lot was vacant of a house, though it was home to a stray cat.

I knew the (human) neighbor prior to moving in, and on Sundays we would grill out behind his house on his large stone/brick grill. One particular Sunday we were visited by a momma cat and a few feral kittens. These adorable baby animals were very shy, and would run if you stood up. But hunger quickly overcame shyness, and they would eat any scraps you threw to them.

Over the next few Sundays a cautious trust was established between the cats and us. One little black kitten in particular was hardly shy at all. This one black kitten caught my eye, and I made up my mind to "rescue" it.

A week or two later, I have the day off work, and I’m hanging out at my house in my pajama pants and a t-shirt. I had a busy day planned of playing video games and grilling meat. I step out on my front porch and fire up my grill. Before I’m done cooking, my little visitors show up for a free meal. Only this time the mother is nowhere to be seen.
Now is my chance.

I place a "bread crumb" trail of cat treats from the stairs to up the porch to where I’m standing. Leading the way is the little black kitten. Ninja fast I grab my new little kitten.
And then it happens…

My last lucid thought was that my cat, Retzen, was about to have a new playmate. That thought quickly changed.
The moment I touched this kitten (read: demon), it screams with a bloodlust howl never heard before by human ears. This howl empowers/buffs the kittens surrounding me and instantly they fluff up super saiyan style to twice their size.
Then they attack.

This is no kung-fu movie; they do not wait and attack me one at a time. They are as relentless as (fluffy) zombies, and never give me a moments rest.

One minute I’m grilling chicken. The next I have a severely lacerated forearm from a screaming kitten who has now morphed into a (still screaming) misengineered blender with the blades on the outside. Not only that… I’m being climbed, cut, clawed, pounced, ripped, bitten, scraped, scratched, mangled and eviscerated by a half dozen of its siblings.

Here I am, a full grown male in his 20’s and I’m being felled by mere claw and fur weighing half a pound each. So I go on the defensive. I tuck in the tiny, black, demon kitten with my right hand, so he can’t get away. With my left hand free, I start swatting away the other kittens attacking/climbing/besieging my legs.

Had I planned this ahead of time, I would have worn some sort of armor. Alas, this day my only armor is a thin pair of pajama pants and a t-shirt. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would have this much trouble from a kitten.

Struggling for freedom, my captured kitten lands his killing blow. Tucked like a football, and drenched in my own blood, he wiggles free enough to bite what would normally be a pair of jeans. Oddly enough, this was the kitten’s lucky day. Rather than biting my leg, he grabs hold of my manhood through my pajama pants.

I now know this cat is pure, unadulterated evil.

It is now my turn to let out a howl of my own as I pull off the kitten still dangling by its teeth from my lower extremity. Once free of the circumcising beast, I chase the kittens off my porch, and run inside to tend my wounds.

The kittens were never seen again…

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 16, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That was an epic story.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 16, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap

how is your manhood?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

after a traumatizing vet trip, my own cat (non-feral) took a good chunk out of my arm

the next time I tried to put him in his carrier.

them cats is crazy, man.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

®

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Sep 16, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is entirely possible that skippy is our second-best defensive infielder on the field.

think about that.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possibly

but I think both Boog and Pujols are better, although Albert’s looked overly aggressive sometimes this year and it’s hurt him defensively.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Sep 16, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

boog is not on the field. pujols would be the best on the field now.

i meant that both thurston and lugo may be worse than skippy.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOG... get well soon

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 16, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

pineiro is going to be taping brendan's pinkie himself between innings.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the heck?!?!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Joel Piñeiro is either the snap, the crackle, or the pop

of our hypothetical 3 man playoff rotation.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point. Revision:

Is Joel Piñeiro the carrots, the celery, or the onion in the mirepoix that is our playoff rotation?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

y''' y'''' y'''''?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait those need another '

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god what the fuck!?

Every time I click in the gray area a new window opens up about a cell phone. This is obnoxious

by jxmetal1 on Sep 16, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

was having the same problem

finally got ad block to kill it.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 16, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

because it's actually there

you’re ad blocker is just blocking the image, but the link is still there.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure

my firefox automatically got the image, but not the link that goes along with the image. so, like you, i have grey area but a link attached with the gray area where the annoying image would be.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

If SBN goes missing……..it’s because I murdered it.

by jxmetal1 on Sep 16, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a crappy way to not get a hit

Not that I’m complaining.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 16, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

is anybody for either team trying in this game?

this is like a rec league co-ed softball game on the effort level

by Expatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR SINKERZ

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

sinkerz that sink

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 16, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

for Fuck sake!!!!!!

can we please please please get out of this fucking rut?!?!?!?!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

YADI FAIL

AM I DREAMING?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

holy hell!

5 singles already? could be 6 (uggla)

by jxmetal1 on Sep 16, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

could be 4 (lugo)

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

have they hit anything hard yet?

maybe that ball that lugo stopped….

ugh BABIP nightmare inning

by FunkeeC on Sep 16, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

They've hit the ball hard three times

But they’ve also gotten three infuriatingly weak hits.

by mojowo11 on Sep 16, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

it may be a good thing I can’t watch this game

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 16, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

apply paper bag to face. breathe deeply.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.

by swmofan on Sep 16, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry everyone!

Ank and Thursty are in the lineup! Oh, wait….

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 16, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i love brendan as much as the next guy

but he sits an awful lot

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he jammed it sliding into a base

then he was devoured alive by ravenous wolves.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

26 i think

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that kind of is a lot for one inning.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

death by singles yay!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah skippy

"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.

by swmofan on Sep 16, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i think we need an OHHH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG this ump is blind

or stupid… or both

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing

we were planning on scoring a whole mess of runs today.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 16, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

do you mean the blatant ball out of the strike zone?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not as bad as some

but ATG, he got like, three called strikes that were outside?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

In two at-bats

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes a strike out machine

you cannot stop him…………only hope to contain him.

by RedJoker on Sep 16, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

remniscient of juan e...

thankfully he struck out and didnt gidp

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel has been 10x worse than Encarnacion

Encarnacion did exactly what he was brought in to do.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 16, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

i know… i liked juan e… i just wanted to say that

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I would love for Ankiel to bring his current game up to the level of Juan’s consistent average-ness

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think ank missed the bunt sign

"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.

by swmofan on Sep 16, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

on the radio they said that johnson has been pulled after like 85 pitches

in the last few games because of them trying to baby him

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

and why not? young pitcher, mostly out of the pennant and wild-card race.

why burn him up today?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 runs

3 runs may as well be 30 with this offense…ugh

by Brownale on Sep 16, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, we'll never get anywhere with dead weight like albert pujols and matt holliday

on this team.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should just DFA'm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOK on holliday

sliderz in the dirtz

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

no thats soriano

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

soriano is sliderz in the other batterz box

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do these pitches look as bad live as they do on gameday?

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

meat

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, ESPN Gamecast

Only about 3 out of the last 10-12 pitches have been anywhere near the strike zone on here

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 16, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnson throws lots and lots of fastballs

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

And as soon as I post that, "slider" "swinging strike"

“Matt Holliday strikes out swinging, two outs”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

raz will tie it!

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

dirty jinxer

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GEIGER!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't like smooth jazz, but i do like smooth HR.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

i always have hope when i see Uggla going after a ball

by Expatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday

Holliday seems to be cooling off real fast. Someone else needs to step up

by Brownale on Sep 16, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly. step it up, lego!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.009 winners have at least 1.5

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooo, what'd I miss?

….

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

the complete meltdown of the cardinals and the end of our season

i kid i kid

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

ATG, ramos missed a meatball.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

whoops

looking at the wrong game. d’oh!

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

this will get ugly

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

there will be blood

average height of our infielders is what, 4’8"? and yes, i’m including Albert here

by Expatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we do need taller infielders.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome to Thurston at 3rd, Lego Man

Move those Lego Legs, it’s going to be a long day.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

lugo is too scary to take out frustration on, so i'd be real careful around pineiro, joe.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else notice last night...

Holliday looked like he was trying for a homer on every swing, and getting really pissed when he missed a swing?

by Lambtron on Sep 16, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

JAIME GARCIA

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

are these seeing-eye ground ball singles?

or is jo-el really pitching poorly?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

both

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and bad defense on top of that

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're getting hit hard enough

but this isn’t exactly a range-y infield here

by Expatcardfan on Sep 16, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course you won't see that from Piñeiro...

you need the Boogñeiro out there.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

if i were cashman, i would fine posada into next week.

if any of my players got hurt in a bullshit brawl in mid-september in a game that didn’t matter because posada had to bump the jays pitcher like he’s 14 years old, I’d be pissed.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the cards plunked two members of an opposing team,

i’d just say better thrown “behind” me than “at” me.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else notice

How Posada and Carlson got 3 games each for a freakin’ brawl and our pitcher gets 3 games for throwing the ball near David Wright? BULL S#*&!

by stlfan on Sep 16, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh what

Johnson bunting?

Gonzalez for Manager of the Year!

by mojowo11 on Sep 16, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony suggested it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is Jo-El's Gold Glove bid still on?

haha.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

is tony just trying to get the cub fans confident?

maybe he is deliberate losing these games so that he can crush their hearts this weekend

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

that must be it!

paving the way for 12-2, 10-4, and 9-0 wins this weekend.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we go back to being good?

that was more fun.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

too many tales of Ankiel

6ly, when does Oquendo sit down and whup his lego butt?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

throwing as hard as he can

and just barely getting it to the catcher

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that was fantastic.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

87 mph slider in the middle of the strike zone.

Awesome.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

joel just threw an 87 mph slider right down the middle

they won’t ever hit those!

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

we rule.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

slider fail.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

so piniero opens up and tells his agent that he wants to stay with the cards....

then promptly goes out and tries to prove that this is a one year thing?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

at least it's *before* the contract.

also that contract better be paying Boog extra. in steaks, or something.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

1 Ks 0 unintentional BBs 0 HRs. These are the games that happen when you strike out no one.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 16, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

gold glove

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

help

I can’t tell if I’m being sarcastic anymore.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molina, Thurston, Lugo

Is this game making anyone else highly irritable?

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

If we don't win the division...

has there ever been a collapse that big?

by Brownale on Sep 16, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Metropolitans?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAN please.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

there's just no way

the cubs will lose 10 games the rest of the year if anything. there’s just no way.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep on tempting those GOBs

it’ll be a beautiful winter.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean if the magic number was 15-20

i would worry a little. but it’s 10. there’s just no way in hell.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good...

I am just getting impatient with this poor play and want us to get this over with

by Brownale on Sep 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

1100 innings for Yadi

oh, he’ll be fresh for later.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

some cuisines favor it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well you would think that by loafing he would be conserving energy

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that's the game plan.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

step on first!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston's so scrappy

He just runs straight from home to second, right over the mound, when he hits a double.*

*Note: Thurston doesn’t really ever hit doubles, lol.

by mojowo11 on Sep 16, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has 17.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

for us

apparently.

I don’t know, there was this bear blocking it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I so wanted Glaus in there.

sigh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hey who said it was thursty's day?

1-1

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

and a stolen base!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 16, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

first of many!

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had 3.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i ment today

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhh, now that'd be a sight.

I may need franklins.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey look. it's a steal.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Jo-El robbed.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

well that's okay

i seem to have good memories of the playoffs in ’06.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really feel like this will not turn out like '06

this team is just too good to not go at least .500 the rest of the way… that means that the cubs could not lose more than 1 game out of their last 16… i think that we are ok

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burning in the outfield

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

dear joel -- we can cope with lohse and his amazing intermittent elbow, boggs and

the strike zone of doom, and todd wellemeyer and the vortex of suck, but if you start pulling 4-inning outings, you’re going to tax this bullpen.

get it together, plz.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

99.99?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Sep 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our team is imploding it seems

shit

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

after 5 good weeks

a rough one was eminent

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Sep 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, that's not how it works.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Dick,

Just go sit down. Don’t waste our time in the batter’s box.

Love,
Us

by jxmetal1 on Sep 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i wonder if reading cards talk is wearing off on me

all my reason and logic goes out the window when i lurk over there

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i never go there

i won’t even read the comments section on Goold’s columns/blog entries. Both the dialogue and the level of discourse are ridiculous (and not in the Albert way).

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 16, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in: CHRIS CARPENTER - FLAW DETECTOR

next exhibit: Mitchell Boggs.

Can we just keep Carp? Please?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

are we indanger of losing him?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

for pitching coach

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

player/coach?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

6ly, why do we have coaches

Albert helps all the hitters. Carpenter helps all the pitchers.

The infield defense is the only real element that the coaches improve. GOBs know what happens in the outfield.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard w

e’re going to trade him to the Cubs for cra-Z. straight up.

by _pistol_ on Sep 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Albert. you so ridiculous.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

on 3-0, really, Kelperson?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions