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Game 145 Overflow Thread II

Colby hits a homerun = 50 comments = need for another overflow

 

Also, scoring 11 runs is the best way to help us forget who tonight's starter was.

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Cats are evil.

And I hate this meme.

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by azruavatar on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously evil.

They will rake your face when you are lease prepared. The only thing cats are good for is a dog’s chew toy.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

are we related?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

my cat

held his own when I had a roommate move in with a 110-lb black lab.

The three legged Jack Russell was another story….

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the angry robot, I really do

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

For you, Robot

<img src="http://Cat Scratch Fever"/>

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like to tell cat lovers

about the hound dog my dad had that used to bite cats heads off.

They are not amused by this story.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

That would be one dead dog

by LandSickness on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you shot my dog I'd shoot you!

Game over, dogs win.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 15, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think maybe just sending them to a training class might be a better option.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't hate, robot

learn to love…

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone's going to post that damn Moar Cat pic, aren't they.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't like it?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

as a BIRD fan I dont like cats!

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I hate birds.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like em with bbq sauce

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ironic

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals excluded?

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Birds as pets are stupid and gross.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that i can agree with

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

Outside, eating from a feeder, birds are okay.

by cardsgirl95 on Sep 15, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've said it many times...

I have never met a normal person who owned birds.

As a heeter, I'm no afray of ennybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Sep 15, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

FOOT!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

fist!

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Sep 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

hello

Razzle 3 RBI!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Frank wont pitch now

one would think a mgr would try to get him out of a funk with nothing on the line, but that might make too much sense…the guy needs a higher leverage situation.

by buzzburton33 on Sep 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

U make a good point

this is a good spot for a struggling closer

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also a good way to forget about that Atlanta series

Gotta go 16-2 to get to the century mark gents

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

so, when ryan was out,

was it a straight steal, missed swing on hit and run, or a missed bunt with ryan too far off base?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip also stole

so I assume it was called from the dugout

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ryan wasn't stealing

tony pulled him directly off the basepaths.

by jxmetal1 on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me

youre better off NOT knowing

by buzzburton33 on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

double steal

wainer tried to hit the pitch

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

mgmt failure

hit and run, pitch way inside ADAM misses it and Boog out easily

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright swung and missed

Ryan was going to third. Schumaker moved up to 2nd on the play. That guy Lindstrom throws really hard and had pisspoor command, so it’s not surprising Adam whiffed.

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seattle!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sauce timmmmeee

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Goggle-less

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I could find a pair of those glasses

Wear those all the time

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain

by Taskmaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I can just see Motte naming a pitch “the Eliminator”

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

california penal

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

I hope Lohse can actually pitch decently the rest of the way. Wellemeyer pitching makes me cry at night.

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain

by Taskmaster on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

holy hell

Lohse being able to get untracked would help a lot

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strauss tweeted that

he had an MRI and nothing exceptional showed up.

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by azruavatar on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate pitching wins.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Booooooooooooooooog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

love colby's facial expression there

it is my avatar on another board

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Al is describing how Colby can't sell it.

but that’s respectful to the vets.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Al doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

99!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

what is the rotation for the cubs series?

do we have both waino and carp going?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i think dumpster is pitching sunday

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEW! Motte's bringin' it!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

100

the crowd cheers

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Sauce hit 100 this year?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ok he answered it

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it, locate.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

100

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

F' YOU GOBs

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i fear we will pay for you insurrection

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I love it when they bring the Sauce.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

that guy is LaRue

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i just chuckled

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not kiddin'. it's chesty.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're all yells as to where the ball is going. directing traffic.

been doing it all evening.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly

when I heard it I thought it was just a really loud drunk somewhere in the vicinity of the press box yelling a particuarly elaborate string of abuse at the Marlins.

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

how are you wrong?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

chuckled again

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that a strike?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

and again.

he’s not missing by much, to my eye.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That 3rd ball sure looked like a strike.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

14 pitches

14 fastballs

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I love what a spaz motte is

How is his nickname not twitch or something

by cardfan124 on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

he's crazier than that.

 and Boog is twitchier

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mott really is crazy

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike 4

strike 5

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG that was strike 2

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

new rule

cant strike out hanley 4 times

by FunkeeC on Sep 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon blue

ASS

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Frankie's throwing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Call to the bullpen

It’s now safe to bring in Franklin

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

BB at 1-5

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by vexedtechie on Sep 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Cantu must be thrilled to think about being drilled here . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Jorge, this guy can't see.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR going to bullpen

needs to top the hit and run/double switch decision by abusing Franklin

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

great, now he really is missing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Al is speaking the truth

I’m shocked

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

cats and dogs living together man

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

we have been BOOOOOOGED.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

HAPPY TLR DAY

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR

Cards, Colts, and Pacers - Baseball, football, and basketball or gambling, guns, and old cars?

by JPBarnett on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

W

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Winner

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Motte at 97-100 is good

Motte at 94-97 is not.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

the crazy! let's bring it!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a winner!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Winnar

15 more wins

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

btw, i called the win tonight
guys i dont even care

we are going to bounce back and play like a tam that has albert pujols, matt holliday and ryan ludwick in the middle of the order and win the series without or without help from wellemeyer

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

a tam?

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I would have reposted that, with all those errors.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i find it difficult to care

pretty sure the meaning is easily derived from it

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, that comma is pretty superfluous

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, I, like, like commas.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How are your "parents"

…once asked my wife’s quotation mark loving grandmother.

"Before every AB I picture myself reaching down the hitter's throat and ripping his still beating heart from his chest, devouring it before his eyes and the eyes of his wailing family, and letting the blood pour down the front of my uniform to stain the now-hallowed ground from which I will deliver the first pitch." - Chris Carpenter

by thepainguy on Sep 15, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually, you didnt really call the win tonight

just a series win

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i called your mom

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

good one lol :)

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, his mom's dead

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no wonder she hasn't called me back

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously man

lay off

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

she really is

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just kidding

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's mean

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

couldn’t stop myself…hell is calling

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, is your mom hot?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as hot as dudes grandma from earlier in the thread

in other news, no my mom is not hot…sweet and i love her, but not hot

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mom is dead

thanks though

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you really stepped in it now

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

too easy

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they going to interview Colby after the game?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

either way here's what he'll say

“i was just aint tryin’ to see no bad pitch and put a good swing awn it to see if i cayn’t drive it real good”

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

good=gud

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gives the best interviews in the world.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaha

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magin number is 10?

11?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

10

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Johnny Mize

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a TLR 10

fitting that his fingerprints are all over this game.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Mize Time!

Get on it Will!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Must give it to the Cubs. They're at their best when it is hopeless

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

ok so

1. I hope Albert’s foot’s okay. Probably is.
2. I hope Boog’s wrist is okay.
3. I hope Hanley Ramirez doesn’t give everybody the flu.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate it that they block out the game replay

i freaking miss the post game when the games go long

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, has wellemeyer ever been referred to

as “todallion” (or however you spell it) by anyone other than VEB???

Because Pat Parris just said, “it was the rest of the team bailing out the todallion”

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

that's his actual nickname

that’s why we don’t always use clubhouse nicknames in VEB. some are too horrible to be borne.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

low blow

and yet, there’s something to it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

tough, but fair

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

they were calling him Betty

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

his twitter account

was todallion. Alas it has gone dormant

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope all the people who were out on the ledge in yesterday's thread

have taken a step or two back now

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

there are no ledges in St. Louis!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

back away from the windows

and stay away from Alton

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

to the arch, i say!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesterday was lookin

at what can happen to any team in a 5 game series

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Colby didn't even know it was a home run.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

They are interviewing him! Sad sad day. Will this be online? I could listen to him talk all day long.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should be easy tomorrow - he'll be on the bench with a bruised ego

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just tried to get a pitch to hit and put a good swing on it?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it took a while before we knew

even Dan wasn’t sure

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan’s never sure.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, Dan is sure until he's wrong.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant Dan’s never sure unless he’s dead wrong about something and then he just sounds like an idiot.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

his pants are

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's the one

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony's already excusing Welley saying he was tired

what a bunch of shit

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

tired of pitching?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's pitched like twice in the last month

how can he be tired after 3 innings?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a Major League baseball player! Tired is not an excuse.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

he has had a pretty heavy workload lately

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bus already went by

no need to throw him under the next one

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he wasn't exactly enthusiastic when he said it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats what she said

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

are they making him clean the stadium after the game?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously?

tired? Get off his Cock tony

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone tell me what Tony says about the bizarro inning

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, me too

f’in replay black outs

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone ask Tony about pinch hitting Waino with a wild man tossing pitches at 95 mph +? Would love to hear that one

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

no

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny

like the St. Louis media has the balls to ask him that

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

why bother

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

What did the cubs do today? Did they even play?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

cubs 2-0 beer makers

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

brace yourself, they beat the brewers

in other news, the sun rose in the east, and gdm still is a retarded, sexless ginger

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed

I’m not afraid to say it.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

dumpster 8 IP, 4 H

braun did not start

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

how did Zambrano look?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

missed the game

He’s out looking for Dave

by ubeddie on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

zambrano v gallardo tomorrow

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a meme. lurk moar plz.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol, BBTN said of Bengie Molina "that's a good-sized backside"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

HCL you there? Haven't heard from you for a while

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Linecum is flat out dealing in SanFran

he’s getting so major Cy props when this is over

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

HA

as i typed that, he gave up a triple. still has a 4-0 lead though

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I think both our horses gave it away in the last couple of weeks. It’s all Timmy now.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

A.D.A.M still has a shot

first on ESPN cy young predictor

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

waino, you're our only hope

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

he just threw a pitch past Bengie & a run scored

it’s now 4-1

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure that Carp would not re-emerge with a couple of good games. . . .Then there's Welly for the Come Down of the Year Award

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cy Yuck frontrunner

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good game

I’m tipsy

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 15, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Possibly the most awesome text ever on FSM

Tony should have sent Kanye West out to take the ball away from Todd Wellemeyer tonight.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

did i just nexdef myself?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 15, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

kanye doesn't need tony to send him

he’s braun enough to do it himself

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I could photoshop

I would photoshop Kanye into that Braun pic

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brittney in Creve Coeur gets the nod for that

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

blasphemy

they are the only two members of the 7th circle of douche-hell

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

So Braun and who? I tend to think of Pedroia as being the quintessential douche or Joba Chamberlain.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Him too. The Red Sox just aren’t a good team.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

How many pictures did that search give you?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

millions

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 15, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Papelbon takes the gold

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was referring to kanye and braun

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn't make any sense

Welley sucks. had it been Adam or Carp maybe it would be funny.

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you implying that Taylor Swift’s video was actually better than Beyonce’s? I love taylor and what Knaye did was rude but there’s no way taylor’s video was better than beyonce’s.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just had a bunch og typing fails just then.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

And again.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

beyonce danced…and there was some lighting effects…not saying swift’s was better, but it wasn’t a landslide victory either way

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell is this all about anyway?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

VMA's last night

Recap…Kanye west is a tool and stole Taylor swift’s moment…beyonce showed a lot of class later to give swift her moment back…look it up on youtube

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kanye West went up on stage last night at the VMA’s during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for best video by a female artist and said “No offense taylor. But beyonce did one of the best videos of all time, One of the best of all time.” During her acceptance speech. Rudest thing ever.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it had to be something serious about that D-bag

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I missed whatever's the deal with Kanye

I can’t think of anything less interesting than arguing about music awards

by nota bene on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least it's not football.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here here

There is only one true sport

Ice skating

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by dan on Sep 15, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer ice dancing

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure you can

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

I guess what I’m saying is maybe I could but I don’t want to try hard enough to find out

by nota bene on Sep 15, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will accept a 16 hour ban for starting this sub-thread

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok, i agree with that

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 15, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Early in the morning and on MTV Video channel, which only some people have.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i remembered in way back land

MTV got taken off cable and it was a big ruckus. It was squabble between the two.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 15, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i remembered in way back land

MTV got taken off cable and it was a big ruckus. It was squabble between the two.

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 15, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geez I get it!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

you and your logic

did they send Kanye out to do that, or did he do it on his own? And is this Taylor Swift any good?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think she is but she isn’t better than Beyonce. And that was the point. Maybe I am misunderstanding the post.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really didn't know what was going on until I googled it

I thought it was just another dig at Kanye’s douchiness. I really should figure stuff out BEFORE i comment, but drunk VEBing will cause that.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

you have been there my friend

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's so, so wrong

Yet so, so funny

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Good lord that is FUNNY.

(Sorry Patrick. I know you’re dirty dancing at that big Tellerman’s in the sky)

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Kellerman's

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion

by andi_k on Sep 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't even understand it

i hate beyonce, and that kid sings country about teenage boys, so i’m not really into that. but i guess they are two of the best in their field by MTV. (which should die in a fire btw) so since Welley clearly isn’t the best in his field, that douchenozzle conya! wouldn’t run out to pull him. because he’s not worth interrupting.

i guess.

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

But do you think she’s considered the best in her field by Kanye? Kanye doesn’t see this as country and R&B he sees it as music in general and I guarantee you Kanye thinks Beyonce is a million times better than Taylor.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

i haz logic?

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

starters per mothership

has Lohse being skipped with Carp going Fri, Smoltz Sat. Did I miss another injury for Lohse?

by ubeddie on Sep 15, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

apparently just him sucking

amazing how tony will sit franky and loshe when they suck…but REFUSES TO SIT SUCKEMEYER

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

they aren’t sure what’s going on with him.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Overstuffed wallets

are a hazard.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

azru, i never noticed it until you captioned it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

mentos fresh?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 15, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t either. I think it’s awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

time for mix tape check

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Who Can It Be Now - Men at Work

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

which is oddly appropriate for interviewing K-Mac

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whip It - Devo

during Welley’s. greaaaat.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tainted love!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

take my tears and that's not nearly all......!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

finally!!

TAINTED LOVE!

I was waiting for that the whole time.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh. K-Mac's coughing.

 no bacon lung, no bacon lung.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Welley

“I felt awesome.”

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

6ly?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's said it about 4 times.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s insane. That’s why Tony plays him still. He’s afraid he’ll snap and go psycho and hurt himself or others.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

there it is, my Tivo was behind

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 15, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thimk of it this way. How would you feel if you were paid $3 million a year to fuck up? I would feel . . .

A W S O M E ®

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

You've copyrighted a typo?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 15, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just short of AwEsome

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLB should force him on the Yankees

To help restore the balance of power between the leagues.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 15, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could get behind this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's not the only thing

f’in gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t knw what you’re implying but I don’t think I like it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

hence the f'in gdm

it was a joke, but probably not one you make to a lady. i apologize. i know better than that, i was trying to be funny, but i was instead just an ass. i’m sorry.

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wasn’t too offended. No worries.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much did the Bucks pay to pick up Matty Mo toward the end? Pirate precedent's been set.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

they traded for Matty Mo

after doing a line of heroin

speaking of

I read a guys story about just trying heroin for the first time

it was an interesting discussion

by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 15, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Works for guys to drink some amber-colored beverages and jump from hotel balconies

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoops, to = who

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 15, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was a nice newsreel. except for the horrible voice-over.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

*love* this ad.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

From the AP recap:

“Wellemeyer had worked only three innings since Aug. 4 heading into a fill-in start for John Smoltz(notes) (shoulder tendinitis), and rust was evident.”

No, the fact that he’s Todd Wellemeyer was evident…. Also, Hazel commented on this phenomenon in this morning’s post – no matter how shitty his outing was, Welley always says he felt great; from the recap: “Disregarding the numbers, Wellemeyer said this is the best he’s felt all season.”

by BTown Birds fan on Sep 15, 2009 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck yeah.

rec’d.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 15, 2009 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was nice

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by gdm426 on Sep 15, 2009 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they respond to each other with “Word.” on a regular basis.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 15, 2009 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

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