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Game 145 Overflow Thread

It's 1-0 in the 1st.  Those other 4 innings didn't happen as far as I'm concerned.

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does Welley really qualify as a starter?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When was the yearly tee ball tournament?

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA!!!!!!!

BOOO Picture.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dfa

mr blue

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hs

not a strike?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where was that one too?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't even figure out what Adam supposedly said to The Cat

they’re drunk

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather find out what Adam is talking about

so very animatedly.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it the Cy Young stuff?

because that’s really all i got outta the cat

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have no idea.

I was mostly watching Wainer gesturing like he was Troy Glaus after sitting down on a full count.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

9 pm start time then?

with a wellemeyer simulated game for pre game festivities?

by slu on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's closing for the flubs these days?

Marmol?

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoever sprints in from the bullpen first?

Seems like the best strategy they could go with to me.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bitch tits coffee?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATG

Hawk threw Baker 5 strikes

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he really did

i think we all knew the umps were calling to good of a game

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cut them.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

burn them

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

call yer wives

there’s Skip’s commercial

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Skip has a commercial?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good thing we got Protection?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmmm...

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

homerung.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skip has his own commercial

Robot approved.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love these caveman commercials
i said it.

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, but

what happened to those tiny bold cowboys?
got stomped?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boo MLB.TV not letting me see them

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Halfway done, games official....

The way the game is going maybe we should hope for rain

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How many first pitch outs tonight....

2 for Holiday
1 for Rasmus,
Am I missing any others
Thats 3 of 13

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

clemsongirly is in Cody's head

and she’s not coming out any time soon

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think I want know what this means.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gdm probably doesn't either

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he really doesn't

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

started in on the franklins early today huh?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it evar too early?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not in Ohio.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it warms my heart to see you say that

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well beer is pretty popular there.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

every year i've been here they've sat a record for been & alcohol sales

which is amazing considering how hard it is to by alcohol up here

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think judging by the number of typos in that post you should slow down some.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop trying to teach me!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m practicing!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

may the GOB's have mercy on your soul

for having to practice on me

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now let's not point out typos...

I seem to have more sober than drunk…

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a lot of typos too. But he was talking about drinking so you know.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you by been much?

I couldn’t help myself

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

beer, it should say beer

f’in gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 o'clock somewhere?

/jimmy buffet

ps. i hate kenny chesney, and at first i thought he wrote that song…so now his face is in my head

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know he doesn’t sing it either right?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who, buffet?

i thought it was him and that guy who sings about being on the chattahoochie

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet. I don’t know if Alan Jackson sings about the Chatahoochie.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's thinking about you & not baseball

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh okay. So now I’m not supposed to teach him? Because I’m distracting.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not your fault

apparently you have great powar over some men

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a very telling

<.250 average

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can't really complain about first pitch outs

when the game is only half over and we have 7 runs on the board

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

the offense hasn’t been the problem tonight

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes you can

and i’m just the guy to do it

pet peeve numero uno
just ahead of seeing welly taking up a spot on the roster

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can

but if you are, invest in some tums

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why are they quoting Izzy?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

b/c it's not his first rodeo

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has it been a month

since DeRosa hit a longball?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no extension mo

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone gave The Cat a cat book

or something. wtf.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop talking about cats

for the love of god… Please Al talk about the Lou Brock trade being stupid for the Cubs or one of your other greatest hits… anything but this.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that they are talking about cats...

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MOAR CAT

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my eye

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eye test???

I think using actual metrics is way over thinking it in this case.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAR

Suckiness Above Replacement

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really really

don’t give a damn about animals I can’t put on a biscuit.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you can put a cat on a biscuit

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess it depends on how hungry one is

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yadi is now telling his great story to Albert and Julio.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3 Hours now and....

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2?

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uggla is in all-star form

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice E...

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was uggly

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ugglay?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all star play

there danny boy

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Al just said Skip was doing a good job this year

so I gotta go with Skip… Al knows what he’s talking about.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

did i get it right?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In terms of the Cards success, 2009, please rank the following. . . .

Dunc the Lesser, Brian of Barton, Joe of Thurst, The Duke of Welly, The Girls of (foul) Ball

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bart, Thurst, Dunc, Girls, Colon

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bart, Girls, Dunc, Welley, Suckston

but i’m a little biased

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where is barton now?

i can’t believe they kept him on the 25 man for a year
and he just disappeared

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just boarded the ISS

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i missed it. what was the E?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thursty FTW!

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply FTL

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugg's

Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe

by gocards62 on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I just hear Al give a shoutout to his favorite grocery bagger?

I think it may be time for me to go watch some TiVo.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No...

at least that would have been mildly interesting

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice work Of the Rose

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait. What?

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a throw to first

on a hop

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That went to the wrong post

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sbn'd

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boog would've gotten that.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dennys is in...

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Shannon just say this is the first pitching change? Wishful thinking

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's the first one he saw in fairness

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok porkchop

don’t butcher this one

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

homerung.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anybody

have a link for this one?

"These go to eleven."

by MR_PC on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All I can say is this:

Paying for a VPN that allows you to change the location of your IP is a very worthwhile purchase for the hardcore baseball fan.

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(^o^)

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This game could not go any slower.

Where’s Steve Traschel when you need him.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I know how AL fans feel...

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Indians are ahead of the Cards tonight.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The preferred nomenclature is

Pre-Columbian Native North Americans… geez do I have to correct everyone in here?

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a lot of AL games are

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Srsly.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i spy colby starting a garden out there.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the holy grail

for outfielders?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still not nearly as funny as...

“We shocked the world. We’re sorry” – Jim Edmonds

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh

I remember that.

“I don’t know what we could’ve done differently,” second-baseman Ronnie Belliard said. “We gave the Tigers every opportunity to win ballgames, but when their pitchers keep making errors on simple ground balls, what are we supposed to do, pretend we forgot the rules and start running to third base?”

Desperate for a Tigers win in Game 2, the Cardinals chose to overlook the fact that starter Kenny Rogers was pitching with the aid of a foreign substance on his left hand.

“Of course we all knew it was pine tar, but it seemed like they were finally finding their rhythm… We certainly didn’t want to shake their confidence, so we decided to just let it go,” La Russa said. “Frankly, if the umpires didn’t bring it up, we probably would’ve let him pitch with it the whole game.”

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhh our one pitcher who can't cover first

thanks Albert

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT HIS THROW TO FIRST ROCKS

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Woot!

Speedy Reyes!

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eat it rookie!

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Gunning

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THOU SHALT NOT RUN ON,,,,

Pork Chop?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks Albert!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

cuz he was actually safe was he not?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't even tell

with this beautiful camera work

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

porkchop

just too quick

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's the only way he's quick to first base.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i suspect

1st base is only a place porkchop has known from his gps, rather than an actual visit

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lives off the fat of the land. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

send some to the Cards

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like you need a lady pal...

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm married

And I agree

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so does your wife

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it could be taken many ways

one way is your wife would also enjoy the company of a lady pal in your marriage

another is your wife is tired of your act & wants a new guy pal

that’s all i got for now, i’m sure moar could be added later

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like your first suggestion

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they still tell those stories in the valley.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

it was Dennys

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brendan vs. Brendan

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boog wins!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOG!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate coasting...

September 2004 sucked
September 2005 sucked
September 2009 sucks

Baseball is dead to me until October.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wake me up, when September ends

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you go think about what you just did

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very very wrong.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that!

what she said

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but why did it feel so right?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that isn't what she said

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's never said that to gdm

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing you're not a Cubs fan

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here’s a corny Cubs joke: What do a polar bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? NO CUBS!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the other one better

What do the Cubs and Yankees have in common?

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate them both?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boom.

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's still funny

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone knows

it’s gay bears and the World Series…

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard polar bear on birth control, maybe I heard the PC one.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I try to avoid PC things with the Cubs… it’s so much easier to piss them off that way.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

McKay is awfully handsy with Boog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reminds me

dm handled cody’s situation
much better than dd handled cd’s situation

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh. Boog's wrist again.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wuh?

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

one of the checks on him at first, I think.

he’s got a perennial wrist injury, he was shaking it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boog lands on third, nice!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SKIPPY & BOOOOOOOOG!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry if this has been posted, is there a TV thread or broadcast?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, radio tonight. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scrappy do

whooohoo

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice hit & Run

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

notttttttttt good

Brendan Ryan still shaking out the wrist.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oquendo gives him a quick strength test

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i.e. shakes his hand.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

still shaking

wrist injuries freak me out

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not liking it, man. not liking it at all

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lugo's gonna cut somebody

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

loogy

fail

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yea

just put a glove on it

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how's he gonna bat

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One handed

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:( Boog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homerun time

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or that

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

homerung.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mather for soriano?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I ditched the annoying...

non-smiley face and replaced it with an old picture I found of my granny. She was freakin hot back in the day.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

elizabeth taylor?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

she looks a little diff’ernt now…

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe somebody really does need to wake you up when the month of September is over

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is wrong with you

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ELIMINATE HIM

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Albert wisely drops the bat.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was rude.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how rude!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Attention Raiders Coaching Staff:

more McFadden, less Bush

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

let it go guys

let it go

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

less ball of the foot!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lego fail

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great, yet another bases loaded, no score inning

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

all that for how many injuries?

poop.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i say again

POOP.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mother Bleeper, take a G*D D(&N pitch

3 1 pitch outs for him this game

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate

the lack of productive outs

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could have done that with Ank or Dunc (either of them)

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so much the better. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

K-Mac

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick Johnson is a hideous man

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Marquis thought so too

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain

by Taskmaster on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

missing that one?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: A guy wants to exhibit his work at my business

And this is one of the samples he sent in of his work:

I like his stuff

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang, how much?

Id buy that

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain

by Taskmaster on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's peering into my soul

findind out my every weakness

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch

you are killing me tonight gdm…did i wrong you in a past life?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no man, i'm just f'in around, trying to make funnies

6ly, it’s all in good fun.

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but you don't deny the past life

wtf did you do

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not here to talk about the past

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea i know

i was kidding…berate me to your hearts content…its good to occasionally be taken down a peg…did i miss in cliche’s?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't that copyrighted?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he have a website?

If not, he might not be happy you’ve posted this online.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a website

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that pic is on it

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Link?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right here:

Click “Illustrations”

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's good.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is bad ass

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I find some spare change lying around, I might buy it

and dedicate it to VEB

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, just imagining

Hanley + Pujols in one lineup everyday, I think the universe would explode.

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain

by Taskmaster on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Theo's working on it. . .

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by gocards62 on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe the second baseman...

says Hanley don’t do an honest days work. He just gets by on talent.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll still take that...

Seems to work pretty well so far.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh great

are the Cards going to catch bacon lung from Hanley Ramirez?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Q: who stutters more?

Al or porky pig?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so i like this iron browser

the only problems i’m coming across is at around 700 comments things get choppy, and when i leave a tab or window open & don’t do anything with it for a while it runs really slow

nice K KMac

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A 1-2-3 inning

was obviously too much to hope for

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait for Carp to pitch. . . .

Whoops . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still can't get used to hearing

one of the top pitchers in the league, and Pinero in the same sentence without a ton of sarcasm…

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kill the wave

kill it with fire

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

then

nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure

by Harknights on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6ly

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

K-Mac dodges another bullet

C’mon offense it’s the Marlins! They got lit up by the Nats yesterday!

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by gocards62 on Sep 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

eh...

gimme a lead, a Motte, and a Franklin…. I’ll take my chances with that any day.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KELPIE RAMSES!!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sounds like a merman king

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pharaoh of memphis

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE'S SAFE

WAY TO SELL CODY!!!!!!!!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

[lone tear]

he sold it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[waves tiny flag]

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

knew I had forgotten something.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Here is a tiny L flag....wave it when you will.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

noooo

not when they actually haven’t lost.

I have been looking around for a proper tiny flag, though. the japanese sites are failing me.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've already rationalized the flag....

The cubs have lost for so long, it’s ok to bust it out as a general icon of 100 years of suck.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like it, personally.

I mean, it may be a loser flag, but it’s also their flag. flying it here is kind of inviting some kind of apocalypse already. I’d rather fly it only when appropriate.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Understandable.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(I mean, what is wrong with them? who flies an L flag??? crazy.)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

it’s all part of the Cubs’ complex

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will never understand.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seconded

even if it is tiny

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

clemsongirly's lessons seem to be working

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I hadn’t seen this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See it’s working.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can i nominate gdm for MVP of tonights thread

he has been all over the place tonight

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a guy

i nominated you because you have post a ton of pictures on the thread and they have all been spot on…your are really on your game

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well my personal stats mean nothing if we don't get the win

but thanks for the props, i’m just trying to put a good swing on the ball & hope for the best

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's all you can do

that and SELL IT!!!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you just gotta play a hard 9 & good things will generally happen

as long as you leave everything out on the field, you can peacefully lay your head down at night & know you gave it your all & did your best.

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not sure that works

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice hustle Colby

way to sell it

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out

but he sold it.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so hey guys....

a lonely pathetic raider fan i am… amazingly they are not being annihilated by the chargers yet

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...yet...

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

yes… give it time

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As was stated so eloquntly above
GET THE FUCKING FOOTBALL OFF MY BASEBALL BLOG

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 8:43 PM MDT

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

overreact much?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sarcasm much?

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea i missed that one

sorry

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

i didnt realize it would be a problem

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by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its not

as long as its not about brett favre

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf

same guy who couldn’t tell a ball from a strike yesterday?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you implying he's bad at his job?

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm suggesting

he’s lucky to have an mlb job

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by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would never question an ump's judgement.

only his eyesight.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call Denk...

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Last time for a HR from: Dero, Luddy, Yadi?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i agree yadi

he hasnt hit one in ages

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stlcardinals press pass page 3

Yadier Molina 6/17/09, Mark DeRosa 8/7/09, Ryan Ludwick 9/4/09

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dan says there's something balky there.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When is Colby gonna

steal another base?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DeRo!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

E5

“Cantu can’t recover”—John Rooney, wordsmith

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Clang.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wonder

if he uses the iron browser

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cantu pulled an Uggla

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Al now using

sell it. I want to shoot myself.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HI GUYS IN THE TRUCK

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the guys in the truck are stealing all our ideas!

STOP THAT GUYS IN THE TRUCK!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go, Pornstache!

Clap, clap, clap clap clap!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LaRue

season OPS down to .589

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ouch

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and just think

we’ll be longing for that next season when matt pagnozzi is our backup catcher

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Need. Moar. Runz.

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was a hit off the bat

should have remembered that it was Larue up

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the lack of inshuranz is not good

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A DP what?!?

The cards hit into a double play. Alert the media.

by Harknights on Sep 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stache

batting for yaddi
doing the yaddi thing

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well this has been fun

but I’m going on a 4 hour nap last nite and fading fast. Thus I will bid you all a fond farewell and hope I awake to see positive results for this game.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where's hazel when we need him?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no you don't

Your going to stay and you will be happer than when Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye

by Harknights on Sep 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like mclellans sinker

is that new?

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was ready to say the same thing

He and Jo-el have been talking

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert generously allows Skip to field a popup.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, now I think we will not see

Wellemeyer in any more starts this year, and he may have just knocked himself off the post-season roster. Maybe this is a good thing?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

its a great thing

WELLENMEYER IS THE SUCK

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

personally i wish that mo would just release him...

like the astros did earlier this year

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad for business at this point

no need since rosters expanded and no savings. A move like that would cost goodwill with veterans down the road. doing it before Aug 31st would have been ok.

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smoltz is telling his great story as Carp(?) and Adam listen

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm in the mood to argue in circles

wher is joelcards when you need him

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller time

good job k-mac

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, when do we start our playoff beards?

When we clinch or after the regular season ends?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

playoff mustaches instead?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you just live to tempt the GOBs?

also, it will depend on how fast you grow it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOBS!!!!!

We haven’t even made the playoffs….none of this looking forward crap.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so if you already have a beard

do you shave it and have a playoff cleanshaven face?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll shave when we clench

GOBs be damned!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...i don't want to know when you clench, dude.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or when he unclench's

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey man, playoff beards are serious business for me

My 2006 beard was featured on Weekend America

  • toot toot *

^ my own horn

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you're better than the GOBs?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

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by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well he was in Weekend America

whatever the fuck that is

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an NPR show

Let me find the link…

Oh, here it is! I’ll let you guess which beard is mine.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was an NPR show

it’s gone now.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My fame was short-lived

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless bjork is spezio...

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Click slideshow, dude

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

slideshow only showed spezio

when i clicked it.

/not a dude

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

girls can be dude's

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they can

but i’m not

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait, that came out wrong

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what i meant was, you can call a lady a dude

dude can be unisexual. is it optimal? no, but in some instances it can be done.

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

you’re just trying to make it right now so i give you gin

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i really could use that drink now

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm going for a refill

will pour you one while i’m up

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are a saint

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, found it

the slideshow loaded weird in the pop-up window.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, i'm not shaving

i’ve had this thing all year, why mess with a good thing?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because beards are gross.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in an incredibly sexy sort of way

amiright?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely not.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't worry, Cody can't grow one

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s why I love him.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe color it cardinal red

i’m married, so i don’t need to impress anyone

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's already red

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I would assume not Cardinal red.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine too

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT UNTIL WE CLINCH

I mean, I already have a beard going, but I wouldn’t dare call it a playoff beard

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game is (unfortunately) heading toward Franklin and those thrilling days of Izzyear. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

call me a crazy man

but i still believe in franklin

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crazy

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like you man, but you're crazy

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Motte is getting loose

nooooo. put Frankie out there.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

two pitchers in the ninth

Tony just can’t help himself

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boog's up

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and Frankie's throwing up in the pen

i’d throw up too if i sucked that much

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trevor Miller rulz

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

frizzy franklinhausen in 2009

proves the statistical inevitability of performing above your mean for a period

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok ive been wondering about something

can you outperform your expectations for so long that it would take a meltdown of monumental proportions for you to get back to the mean?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meaning a meltdown that is not possible realistically?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think

your manager would take you out before you regress that much in one outing

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not necessarily one outing

but like if you dominated for all but 2 weeks of the season and in the last 2 weeks it would be a rediculous meltdown

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone enjoying some frankling?

got some Bell’s Amber Ale love that stuff

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

franklins

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ice cold Bud Select for me

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nectar of the gods.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR

by RiverRat on Sep 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

white rum and sprite

all the fun with half the hangover:)

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

since we're all sharing...

Bombay Sapphire & tonic

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

care to share some with me?

i’m out

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anytime gdm

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

score!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gin

just gin, my friend

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's all i meant too

i need a drink after this mess

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't believe her gdm

she’ll be blogging from your mom’s basement before you know it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, my job may be going away

may need to find a basement soon.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's got her own upstairs bedroom man!

why would she leave a sweet setup like that?

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

suck coming in to pitch last

no c word.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally you’ve done something right.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i knew you'd come around eventually

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean taylor?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"not to interrupt, but omar vizquel is one of the greatest shortstops ever"

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fear the boog

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's the best jump away from a HBP ever

less than three, Boog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This Lindstrom guy is 6ly handsome.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Need to bring in Ank to settle down Lindstrom . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOG!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SB!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he also gets a nice shoulder pat from ... Uggla, I think.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boooooooooooooooog

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOOOOB!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he's pitching Schu away.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

scrappy do

good night at the plate

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice ab schu

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller pulled

here comes A.D.A.M.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i wish that waino would poke one here

that would make my night

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've already posted the pic once

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ignorance showing

how do you post images from your hard drive?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't.

You have to upload it to a hosting site first. Then use that address to post the photo.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAINER!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

trever

still new batting gloves!!

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bunt city.

This guy has only showed that he has one pitch. Eleven pitches, eleven 4-seam fastballs.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but A.D.A.M. has 6-7' automaton power

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the wagonmaker starting tomorrow?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO MOAR BUTZ!

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want a home run.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

/FACEPALM

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Too far, BOOG

Too far

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holy fucking shit

®

that was fucking pathetic

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone care to interview Tony after the game, if Waino takes one on the hand here?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTH

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

eff'd up

hit and run. Tony out managed the opponent again

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is retarded

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam: "I'm done."

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf kind of decision was that

followed by another

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Tony

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thursty can K with one swing!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok two swings

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

errr pitches

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what is going on?!

Thurston in

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whiskey
tango
foxtrot

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

®

WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING HELL IS TONY DOING????

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Genius? Call to the genius hotline to explain this one . . E + MC cubed

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

comedy of errors in 3…2….1…

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why am i not laughing

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tony.......

stop pretending the lineup is the bullpen.

dummy

by jxmetal1 on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think the only way that's defensible

is if they think Wainer’s going to get hurt up there.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

overmanage much?

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

underthink i'd say

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is Wainwright hurt or something?

what the fuck was the point of that?

Rooney sez the K is charged to Wainwright?!?!?

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rules of baseball

IIRC, batter who starts the at bat with a pitch gets the credit

by ubeddie on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This inning is awesome

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thurston has just K'd... for Wainwright.

that takes SKILLZ.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

im so confused

so thursty just K’d

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, Waino did

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

?? omg

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know how Pujols can beat you from the batter's circle

This is kinda the same, only opposite.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

urns

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

Idk I am not even mad I am just stunned

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember that time Thursty started in left?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh, i had almost forgotten about that

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by gdm426 on Sep 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert Pujols is coming up next and you try that?

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is clearly a cry for attention from Tony. I have no other explanation.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tony's bored

it’s 10:30 and we’re still in the 8th

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's trying out something new

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Sep 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anybody ever see the

Dusty’s Dugout Dice pic?

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not just have thurston do the bunting then?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he changed gears when Boog was caught stealing.

BUT. Why send the runners at ALL?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, very bizarre

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone surprised here? Maybe pinch hit Ank here for Holiday

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok lego, do NOT swing at the first pitch

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols IBB

that’s such an insult to Holliday. I’ll never understand why managers don’t get this. Holliday w/ 2 men on > Pujols w/ 1.

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or pull the torre

walk em both

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's even dumber

Rasmus w/ 3 on > Holliday w/ 2 on. Of course I would encourage it….

by nota bene on Sep 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable

That was hands down 1 of the worst baseball moves that Ive ever seen in my life, Comical.

by buzzburton33 on Sep 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The hit and run

With Wainwright against a dude who throws 98 and doesn’t know where it’s going was straight bizarre.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, Tony is experiencing Alzheimer's

and Dunc is just sitting there, letting him?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Sep 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gardenview is full of fun for 20 years now. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Sep 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tony bringing in Oquendo?

Marty Mason to close?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Bri