Game 111 Overflow Thread
I hope Albert doesn't pull a hammy helping the fan onto the immobilization board. I love the fan about 4 rows back taking the opportunity to snap a camera phone close up of Albert.
We need some more runz plz.
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Great photo
and solid caption.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
that's about how I felt
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I was watching the Royals feed on MLB extra innings during the commercial
F*** Billy Beane... actually, I kinda like Holliday
thumbs up?
you’re not rick ankiel!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Almost everyone does that now.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
okay, I'll admit it. That caption made me LOL
what can I say? I’m an asshole. I park in handicapped faces while handicapped people make handicapped faces
no no
it’s better the way it is
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by azruavatar on Aug 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You haven't been arrested for parking on handicapped people yet?
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Pujols just needs to add to his legand status
with a bomb next inning
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Late to the party, but whats new?
Lets get some runs!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
Albert was chewing gum the whole time he was saving the guy's life
He just blew a bubble as the fan was carted off.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Pujols healing him Miyagi style

I know whom to call for a hole in my roof or a whole new roof.
by lightbulb on Aug 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
so did Albert just try and placate the GOB?
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Not out of the ordinary for him actually
but I don’t mind
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 7, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
in his defense the dude violated the rules by jumping out of the stands....
while he maybe should have been more concerned… its not as if the guy was drilled with a foul ball
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
He leaned over in a quick motion
and toppled over the wall.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
right
but… of his own accord he fell into the field of play and disrupted the game… im not saying that i wouldn’t have done the same thing, but he wasn’t pushed
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
But I think he gets a Cy Young pass for his doucheyness.
Personally I don’t mind douchey ballplayers, it’s just when they go out and deputize themselves that I think they cross the line.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
A pitcher on the mound
Has a one track state of mind. If it gets interrupted, its kind of like getting woken up from a dream right before the rabbit-man gives you the secret code to save the spaceship.
Mike Brubiglia?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
doesn't that dude have women wearing t-shirts with his name across their busts?
women who attend his shows
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I still haven't got the code yet
I always wake up :(
by from First to Third on Aug 7, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
your screen name was made for this comment
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Needs an avatar for that moniker
One (might be copyrighted)
two (might be my favorite but also not so obvious)
three
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Gotta go with the first one
Not that the second wasn’t worthy of note, but the first is a cool ass pic.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
its also the name of an excellent franklin
so everytime he posts, I now have to drink!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
not really
i get what you’re saying but i think he’s probably just pissing with his own performance and wants to hurry up and get out this inning
2.444 is ridiculous
one more please
right now
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
if this guy is ok he's in for the greatest day ever
probably will get to hang out with the team all day tomorrow
Seriously?
I can throw myself over the railing too.
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I don't want to hang out with Brett Wallace
I need to throw myself out of the stands near 2B
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Wait, which girl are you talking about?
(at first I read ‘chicken’ and assumed ti was a dig at me)
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Never mind
I’m sure you’re talking about the one who hip checked the floor at the bar and shattered the stadium’s foundation.
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...the good news is, Carpenter is pissed now.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i was hoping he would be pissed before the game
or at least after the first hr…
better late than never
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
we could add to the legend
And say Albert still had blood on his hands.
Cardinal.
Red.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Coool, no spine damage, stopped em
let’s roll some khalil’s
by from First to Third on Aug 7, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
i'll be off work in an hour
talk to me then
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Way to buckle down Carp.
Would’ve liked you to hold onto the early lead, but solid job keeping us in the game!
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
or
just 10-4
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Carp Luggage question.
Where did people hear that Carp had something to do with ludwick’s shiner that was blamed on luggage? what was the story?
"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean
Some VEBer knows someone in the Cards org
and heard it from him
by Andyfantastic on Aug 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
someone on VEB
has a buddy who works in the clubhouse … and that’s the story that was passed along.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
some guy here
said he was having drinks with a cards’ employee
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Man, can we keep our stories straight or what?
If I ever knock over a 7-11, I want you guys as my accomplices.
by Andyfantastic on Aug 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
also there was alcohol involved when the story was told
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
alcohol involved
when the story was told? or when the luggage was tripped on?
"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean
Probably both.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
...yes.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
spants noticed Yadi's shiner too
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
It was subtle.
Not like Luddy’s.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Yadi does so much weird stuff around his face, I didn't notice
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
somebody posted that
carpenter jacked ludwick in the eye…he heard from a guy who knows this girl who saw ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night….guess its pretty serious
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
well hopefully this is a former shit cub reliever that we can tee-off on
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scrapes on the nose, cuts on the forehead
Fan should be okay, neck brace just a precaution.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
And if hes at all a Cards fan
the video of Pujols holding his head in a neck brace eill be totally worth it.
he'll never stop telling that story now.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
whoa!
get outta my head! wait, you aint Spants…
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 7, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday is faster than Yadi!
Hooray!
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wow, did he fall from the 3rd deck
how the hell do you do that from 4 feet away, looks like he took a motte fastball to the FACE
by from First to Third on Aug 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
He dove over the tarp....
and caught himself with his forehead
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
i think
the ball probably cut him no the clay/gravel…need to see it again though
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
Didn't look like the ball hit him
The poster formerly known as JoeyBombs.
jesus, Holliday slides like tackle
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
like tackleberry from polica academy?
that’s awesome
Tackleberry..that's gotta be in serious
contention for official Matt Holliday nickname
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
I like it
somebody want to do a Photoshop job of Tackleberry waving a gun around with Holliday’s face? (Needs sunglasses, I think….)
I'll try
no promises though. this will be my first attempt at photoshopping anything.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, not going to try to tackle it tonight
i need to figure out how this Photoshop works before I go posting anything.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
now that's ... grit. I think.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Here' the Pirates we SHOULD be seeing all along
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
We've been here before Ludwick....
IN PLAY
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
Matt Holliday 1! Pirates 0!
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
my question is
Where the hell is that speed in the outfield?
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
on holiday?
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
he’s pretty much only a straight line runner
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
makes sense
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and his little lego legs were churning too
by from First to Third on Aug 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
blood has been spilled my friends
Let’s get serious.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's now got 2 of those things where you hit the ball and have to stop at first!!
as opposed to that one where he hits the ball and keeps running around all the bases
2.444 is ridiculous
Molina is made of STEEL
But no engine. Still, STEEL.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you read my mind
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That's the hustle that's gonna make Matt Holliday
A Cards fan favorite for years to come.
… yeah I said it.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
It's been awhile since I've had a favorite player
on another team, hopefully he goes to a team a can still get to watch the games now and then
by from First to Third on Aug 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I can still++
khalil’s setting in
by from First to Third on Aug 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
so does this mean that Albert gets another chance to ELIMINATE?
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this game is full of casualties.
Dear GOBs, let us exit Pittsburgh alive, please.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Big Z scratched from his start tonight
Was warming up in the pen and something went wrong.
Cubs can’t catch a break with injuries.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
I'm sure they'll call up a nobody from AAA that will throw a no-hitter
by cloistermaximus on Aug 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
and by AAA
you mean their Pittsburgh affiliate?
by Evilfrog on Aug 7, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they're almost as bad as the Mets
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
sucks for him as a person
great for us as a team
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
They had a remarkable run of non-injuries
(non-expected Soriano ones not included) over the last two seasons.
Shut up, Fritz™.
?
Ramirez has been out a couple times, Dempster broke his toe jumping over the dugout railing, Lilly is out, Lee was out….
holy crap I'm closing these comments
Thanks for the subject line.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Look at how gracefully he enters the water.
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by azruavatar on Aug 7, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
no splash
10
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
by sportsman on Aug 7, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
are you sure
maybe he was from chicago
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
You're evil.
Hilariously evil.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Can you imagine if this guy reads VEB!!!!
I hope they own up to it because that would be awesome.
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Hardcore hasn't mobile updated for a while
Hmmmm.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
19 rows behind
home plate.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
Should that be a new rule?
If you do something ridiculous you have own up or boot yourself? I guess that would be an honor system thing, but still.
i have done a lot of stupid things in my time
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 7, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
OT question
I recently purchased Photoshop Elements 7. What do you think of the Elements line of PS?
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's barebones for photoshop,
but solid and cheap.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Im just trying to get my feet wet
I wanted to get a feel for the whole deal, so I went with Elements instead of CS.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't blame you.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i went to the home run derby
and had a ryan howard home run ball bounce out of my glove. i’m terribly ashamed of it…
"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean
my buddy took a flyball to his nuts
Disaster
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you take a flyball to the nuts?
Was he lying on his back?
by Andyfantastic on Aug 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure
Duncan has done that.
Shut up, Fritz™.
by Alxfritz on Aug 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but that was for fun.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
had a beer in one hand
Looked up, adjusted feet, looked up again and the ball hit in the nuts. He eventually recovered and got the ball. Than gave it away to his date. I would never give a ball away I caught. Especially to a little kid, F them
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That wasn't him.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i don't remember this exchange at all
Vagina and baseball is a coins flip. But catching a ball is a once in a lifetime event. Screw some punk kid. He can wait till he is old to catch a ball like me.
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok I'm a huge idiot...
it was teague… for some reason your avatar stuck in my mind with that one. I apologize for being an idiot.
I am a Fan of this.
/lame Facebook thing
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
right....
but we don’t hand out rec’s around here like FB hands out fan thingy’s….
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
I really enjoyed
when facebook tried to force me to be a fan of God… I think I’ve told it 3 times I’m not interested in being fan of God.
I really enjoy
the fricking things ability to keep suggesting that me and my ex-fiance should be friends.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
I think they're different, though
If I was about to post the same thing, I say +1.
If the poster clearly has more skillz than me, and everyone ought to know, I rec it.
Not mutually exclusive.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Do I need to go on another rec binge?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I think there are the rec-shy
And there are people who rec liberally.
It depends on the poster.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I do both.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
but then how will everyone else
know they are supposed to rec it too?
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
by SleepyCA on Aug 8, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
In highschool, I stole a ball
from the bullpen of the Clinton LumberKings while they were playing the Peoria Chiefs and gave the ball to a kid.
The kid’s dad was so appreciative, he stole one of the relief pitchers coats from the LumberKings bullpen and gave it to me to say thanks.
That coat jammed.
Shut up, Fritz™.
he was on a date and took a fly ball in the junk?
You sure you’re not describing an Adam Sandler movie?
he told me he called it to
Before the game said he was going to catch a ball
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
on the good end
He didn’t spill his beer
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Pittsburgh takes it a step further
and introduces fan breakdancing night, free t-shirt to those who incorporate their face into the dance
by from First to Third on Aug 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never seen this half an hour of injury delay and not have a player hurt
The poster formerly known as JoeyBombs.
are you tempting the GOBs, sir?
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
without the delay, it's a Carpenter game... it'd be over already.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
sigh.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he got a break with the face-plant injury delay
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
now the glossary says that ATG means According to Gameday...
I always thought that it was a quick way to say At the Game
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
there has been some disagreement over that
I think from the context it should be obvious which is which
true
but they do post the pitch count at most modern ball parks now… however, i always thought that it was funny that people at the game had such an incredible view of the strikezone :)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
or that that many fans in attendance
seemed to be able to make involved posts with multiple paragraphs of text and/or graphics awfully quickly on a mobile gadget…..
now that I think about it
since the comments say “via mobile”, At the Game may be obsolete now.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
being useful is weird
I should not do that anymore.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i love it
although I always thought that A.D.A.M. had to do with the video game Bioshock… its what you harvest from possesed little girls
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still accepting corrections
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it was worth evry rec it has received.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
This just in, the guy that fell over the railing was Hardcore Legend!
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
Eveybody knows that HC is really John Mozeliak
by cloistermaximus on Aug 7, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
the keith hernandez avatar is a nice touch
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done, Carp!
Gutty 8 IP start without his best stuff. That’s why he’s the Ace.
Shut up, Fritz™.
by Alxfritz on Aug 7, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
which is what the cubbies lack
and which gives me hope that we have the stars aligned… having the true number one makes all the difference
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You posting this from the hospital?
With your thumbs up hand?
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
by The_teague on Aug 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Skippy!
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
lol, milledge
you looked awful there
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Ocho Cinco?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
A bunt with a runner on 1st and no outs I get
But this bunting them over to third says, “Nobody will get a base hit. The only way to score is on a sac fly”
by cloistermaximus on Aug 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
As we say round here
Just because it worked, doesn’t mean it was the right thing to do
by Andyfantastic on Aug 7, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
thats a new one!
hooray Cobly!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
faceplant fan is okay at hospital, was there with his son
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Lets go Cody.... clap clap clapclapclap
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serious!
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
cody ramos
good job
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Six.... is a serious numbah.... NUMBAH.... Six... is the fingers on your hand plus your thumbah... THUMBAH
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Is Colby Rasmus gonna have to smoke a pitch?
by mojowo11 on Aug 7, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I laughed
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
by lunchboxbomb on Aug 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Rasmusgasm
Its better in person.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
unless faked
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Colby says his brother was supposed to be the Chosen Rasmus
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he sucks
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I dont want to watch franklin pitch
It’ll give me a head ache due to suckiness. Better drink another franklin
i hate franklin
what a crappy closer
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Not enough
AND he’s facing the bottom of the order. We’re hosed.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
what a shitty year he is having...
how did we get stuck with this guy?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
serves em right
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
KNOCK ON WOOD NOW!!!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Franklin's trimmed beard
Looks like the same shape as Holliday’s chin.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
anybody else think that Matt Holliday w/o a hat
looks a lot like this


Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
His
skull is pretty sloped on one side.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
maybe that's why he can't change direction in the outfield?
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
careful
our positive perception of him is vital to his existence.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
we're a hardworking industrial town
that’s a hardworking bolt-shaped head.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hmm...Al was enumertaing his stats
but all I heard was: ERA of suck point suck with a record of suck and suck suckitty suck saves
by mattyp on Aug 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
he really is a worthless piece of poop
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
evident the wash.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that game was so traumatic at the time
but in retrospect, I’m so glad that we lost, because now we have (and will always have) Evident The Wash.
Flags fly forever, and good memes never die…
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
somebody remind me to add that one
I don’t even know where to look for its origin, though.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
drop it in the glossary post, por favor
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
corky!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
too bad franklin is in to ruin it
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Psh
It would have been an AWESOME triple, with Ank launching himself into a wall and doing a ninja style backflip off of it.
Meanwhile Cedeño would have an inside the parker.
Colby's cheeks are hollowed in
I mean, I think that’s normal for his age, but geez. He’s playing baseball in the Majors. That can easily spiral into something worse.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the gossip places call it "manorexia"
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Carson Daly
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I would rather take those than substance abuse problems
I hope we’re done with that.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
is casual steroid use
considered a problem?
by hangingfromatree on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i would fail a MLB Piss Test
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
we're not here to talk shit about the past
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
if I were his uncle
I would pack his sweet cheeks with so much iced cream he’d be the envy of every sue and jack on the block
Love how the camera switched and Rasmus has already been in a dead sprint for 15 yards
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
WTF Franklin?!?!?!
Quit sucking!!!!
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Just showed the fan incident on WWL
Very nice.
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
It was a Cardinal fan so I'm sure they'll get a kick out of it.
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
damn, I missed it while I was watching Franklin suck
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
If franklin blows this
There will be no survivors.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Shut your filthy mouth
He’s about to walk this guy. Or give up a dinger.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 7, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Man... what a night
My mom has a seizure this afternoon… then not even Carp has the stuff to cheer me up… then Mom turns out to be ok… and the Cards come back
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wow
hope your mom’s okay
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yeah... she drank a lot this week at a convention in Chicago...
they think that she was super dehydrated
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
boy that sounded really bad... ha
my mom just had a rough week
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad it's worked out for you.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
thanks... she is ok and now it is off for ice cream
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a quality way to celebrate the end to a rough day turned less rough
glad to hear she’s ok man
2.444 is ridiculous
thanks.... i agree... homemade ice cream from the spotted cow can cure any ill
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
you know it!!!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
oh it do... it do....
have not been to cold stone creamery… i like the ice cream shack too… but spotted cow is quality
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Cold Stone is allright
but I always try to stay local. A friend of mine’s dad owns Emack & Bolio’s… haven’t been there yet, but have heard great things.
Shut up, Fritz™.
nice!
i’m from there, but living in Memphis now. Family is still up there though
2.444 is ridiculous
amen to that
:)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i am yes
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Finally!!!
(let’s out breath)
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
THATS A WINNER!!!!!
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
apu still limping
and smoltz dfa’d
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Yadi's smart
He’s keeping his helmet on, in case there are any freak accidents during the high-five line.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
They wouldn't let me down for the handshakes.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
And with that
I´m off, gentlemen and Spants.
I have plans to have dinner with my father at a crepe restaurant. Go Rockies.
Why I kind of hate WAR
in my mind, tonight’s game should give Holliday 1.0 WAR. He won tonight’s game by himself.
Shut up, Fritz™.
it's a nice change from only having Albert to do that.
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that would mean
that a replacement level player would’ve done absolutely nothing and statistically, that’s not true
there are plenty of games where holliday will get a fraqction of a war when his production is insignificant or unnecessary
he also should’ve caught that ball at the wall
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
nothing for carpenter?
Nothing for DeRosa? Nothing for Skip, or Luddy, or Albert?
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
DeRo, Carp, Lugo, Albert, and Franklin
all played a part, but if Matt Holliday wasn’t in the lineup, I don’t believe the Cards would have won.
Shut up, Fritz™.
if the above players
hadn’t bee above replacement value, we wouldn’t have won either
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
that's why
the win is divided up among the several guys who the team couldn’t have won without
;-)
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
As long a Ankiel was a -2
Holliday can be a +1, and everyone else can fill in the missing 1, I’ll be happy.
Shut up, Fritz™.
but
then that would be 0.0
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Quality Start Stat
This is why the whoever invented the QS stat should be punched in the dick. Tell me bhow that was not a quality start by Carp.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Aug 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
That entire interview
was Crash Davis approved.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
what happened?
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Nothing
just a string of platitudes / catch phrases. Hence the approval.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
later dudes/spants... out like the proverbial weight challenged kid in dodgeball
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is AP limping form the other night or something new?
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
thought so just checking
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
He hit his shin
while saving 2 babies and a cute kitten from a burning building earlier today…
Albert Pujols is ridiculous.
by stlhulsey on Aug 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AJ Hinch getting bawled out by ump
After getting in his face and getting ejected. Hahaha. The ump was winning that match. He’s like a baby manager just taking his first steps!
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Marshall not doing well in the
“emergency” start… and dexter fowler can fly
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
Boardgame!
Woooo!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
ahaha BBTN just did the Tulo cheer
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
triple for some rockie
marshall is wild
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
he hasnt had a start since may they said
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
MB
threw out fowhler at home…why he ran no clue
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
oh okay, I think the son of the faceplant guy has Down syndrome
So it might’ve been one of Albert’s guests.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Is that confirmed?
I wondered about the possibility when I saw the way that was unfolding.
by StanTheManFan on Aug 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
they showed a clip of Albert patting the shoulder of the guy
And he was sitting in the cart next to the injured guy. I could be wrong, but it looked that way.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Bud Norris [spit] is actually named for the beer
He asked for one as a child.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I thought Zambrano was scratched?
Rooney just said he gave up three runs.
Sooooo confused….
Shut up, Fritz™.
talent!
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Stupid blackout rules
I really want to see the Rookies take out the Flubs. Can’t. It’s blacked out here.
I live almost 400 miles from Denver. Like blacking out a game in Busch if you live in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
find the fanpost title
“circumventing mlb.tv’s blackout rules”
it’s like three pages back
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
It's less as the crow flies.
There’s this inconvenient lake that causes trouble with the roads.
by StanTheManFan on Aug 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Which, unfortunately, will lead through Chicago.
Let’s keep the lake.
by StanTheManFan on Aug 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh the lake's going away if we want it to or not
From what I hear the rock beneath the lakes is rising and causing the water to flow out to the ocean… Granted this is all on a geological time scale but still.
pave the earth!
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
they brought the mix tape *with them*
[face slap]
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this might be an extension of the stache "team unity"
whatever works… i guess…
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
BBTN commented on it
Boog’s still rockin’ it. And Zorro, I think.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
now I'm wondering if those songs were in the top ten
for every player’s year of birth.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ubaldo digging a hole
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
Dlee flies deep to wall
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
Going outside to listen to the postgame w/ a smoke
and hearing John Hadley’s voice sucks.
Shut up, Fritz™.
Lou making this a pen game
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
Howard and JRoll are hilarious
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's like Ed McMahon
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the legend continues
Faceplant fan was a Cards fan from New York taking his son to the game for this 21st birthday. Albert didn’t know them, but he had asked the umpire if he could give the kid a ball, before it all went down. Kid was a Cardinals fan, hence the gear.
Basically he kept the guy still and calm. First thing he thought of was the neck, of course. Lots of bleeding but nothing serious.
I think it’s messed up that they’re constantly asking Albert about this. Albert seems spooked by the whole thing. “This is not the way that I wanted to meet you,” he quotes the fan as saying.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
er, sorry, fan from New York
The way Albert told it, his son was the Pujols fan.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He should have just done the laying on of hands.
I guess the fan was not worthy enough.
Shut up, Fritz™.
he probably did, for all we know
Maybe his neck was broken, and then he was carted off with minor scrapes…
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
addendum - Albert stressed that the fan was responsive to all the trainers' questions
Knew where he was, etc.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and faceplant makes the secondary lead (the montage)
There’s also a squirrel in there. The montage, I mean.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Fabulous game in Colorado.
Cubs have runners on first and second, no outs. Szmardzija bunts into a force play at third on the first pitch he sees, Fukudome grounds into a double play on the first pitch he sees. From promise to nothing in two pitches.
by notmorganfreeman on Aug 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
brilliant
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Mo say no to Smoltz, very optimistic on signing Miller
per Matt Baker of Springfield News-Leader. Don’t know if this was posted in the other threads today. Same article has the following quote on signing Shelby Miller
"Once we start getting to that point where-the-clock’s-ticking mode, it’ll force us to try to get something done," Mozeliak said. "But I’m very optimistic we’ll get something worked out."
I can hear him saying that
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wow
bad negotiator, or worst negotiator ever?
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
to be fair
miller is pretty much pissing his pants in anticipation of signing
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
lol
i thought this was about trever miller, but it reminded me of shelby miller and then i made a post about shelby miller and then i looked at mlbtr and felt dumb
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Thats 3 GIDP for the Cubbies
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
The Cubs now hold just a one game lead...
in the vaunted, super-duper, way more important loss column. Mind you, they trail by three games in the win column, but pay no attention to that nonsense.
V, b.
Yay for the Cubbies!
The only time I cheer them is when they lose.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
so now they have to be as good as us
over the number of games we have remaining, PLUS have a 4 game winning streak, to beat us. 3-1 to tie.
Yay for silly loss-columnastics.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
The Man who Fell
I think the caption on this thread is in bad taste and coming from someone who vigorously chastised a group of people over BTB for characterizing Greinke as “having the crazies”, smacks of hypocrisy.
The fan’s an older guy, probably got a family, probably someone’s dad. Regardless of whether the injury was caused because he was going for a ball, he was hurt and pretty obviously right in front of a family member, for whom he was trying to fetch a souvenir. Have you ever seen your mother or father fall down right next to you? It’s not a good feeling. I realize that guy and his family aren’t likely to read VEB, but I hope I’m not the only one here who felt horrible seeing it and embarrassed by the reaction on this site.
Everyone who made snide comments regarding that poor guy and his injury should be ashamed of themselves; thank God or GOB we have a first basemen with a hellavu lot more class than some of the posters here.
Now go ahead and ban me.
Other mysteries remain. TL
The dude cut his forehead...
when he essentially dove onto the field. Not seriously injured whatsoever. It’s officially an LOL moment if you ask me.
V, b.
dude, easy on the martyr complex
you’re not going to get banned, you’re completely free to express your opinion. Here’s me expressing mine: I don’t want to live in a world where we can’t laugh at someone awkwardly face-planting (provided they’re not seriously injured).
Don't hit your head
low hanging branches are always a danger when on ones high horse.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 8, 2009 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
my favorite
“look how gracefully he enters the water”
hahahaha
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
It's fine to express a contrary opinion
and we’ve never banned someone over that.
I think there’s a distinct difference between someone falling down because they were trying to catch a ball and someone having a mental disorder that isn’t of their own making. One is the person’s fault, one isn’t. And if I had fallen over the wall, I’d have told everyone on VEB the next day.
Just because he’s older or has a family or might be a father, he’s hands off? I’m a son and a brother, would that make me hands off too. (In all honesty, when people in my family fall, my mother has a reflexive nervous laughter that she can’t control. So this is a learned behavior for me.)
In any event, I’d say everything I typed to the guy’s face if I ever met him. I have no qualms with the jokes that were made.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
Understand
But your position, that your mother falling and it being a humorous learned behavior for you, is precisely the attitude against which you were arguing at BTB when someone with “the crazies” said it was OK to make fun of “the crazies” b/c that’s how he characterized himself.
I appreciate your fine writing and the time you devote to this site and FR, but I, in my personal opinion, felt the incident to be gut wrenching the moment I saw it. Yes, he’s “hand’s off”; my understanding is that we’re here as good people on this planet to enjoy life and the game and not to mock the unfortunate – you know it and I know it and despite the fact we all deviate from that objective occasionally, we have to stick to that code.
I found the whole reverie over this event disheartening on the site, and I’m not aiming specifically at you, it simply made me wonder what the hell kind of people we are here.
And finally, if you said exactly the same things you typed (or others typed) to the guy’s face and he was my Paw, your mouth wouldn’t be working for a damn long time.
Cheers~
Other mysteries remain. TL
to be fair
his son didn’t look very threatening
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
he wasn't "unfortunate"
he was stupid. Darwin-award level. He leaned over to try to grab something shiny and fell on his face.
The encarnacion injury was “unfortunate”. The ankiel injury was “unfortunate”. None of us made jokes at those. This is completely different.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
So,
when people get hurt on America’s Funniest Home Videos are we allowed to laugh?
I’m not one of those people who laughs when other people get hurt. But it’s hardly a moral issue. The guy is fine. Relax.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
So you are carrying a grudge from something that happened at BTB?
Thanks for being so transparent.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 8, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
No grudge
I didn’t comment in the relevant BTB post, but I understood AZ’s position there and it seemed right to me and at odds with the treatment of this event. AZ does not agree, however, we seem to agree it isn’t worth arguing over, despite the fact it is a topic with potential for a deep level of discourse. Since the purpose of this site is baseball and that’s what I want to absorb from it, I’ll just keep my trap shut until you again suggest we trade La Russa and I again counter-propose that we trade your stache ~
Other mysteries remain. TL
I'm not going to drag this out because it's obvious we aren't going to change each other's minds.
I’ll make two points and leave it:
1) The distinction between the BtB incident and this one is not that I characterize my own accidents as funny and therefore that other people can so if Graham characterizes himself as a “crazy” he can do the same to others. The difference is that the gentleman last night dove for a ball (his own decision) as opposed to someone who is afflicted with a mental disorder of which they do not have control or choice over. I think it’s an important (and not arbitrary) distinction.
2) I think the idea that your father would use physical violence to disuade what I say is rather unfortunate. I’m not the type to shut up because someone decides they can only respond with their fists rather than their brain.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
Lastly
I won’t argue 1) b/c as you have inferred, it is a waste of time, although it’s difficult for me to discern the difference of someone’s brain spontaneously compelling them to grab a ball and someone’s brain off and on making it impossible for them to deal with society; there’s probably no premeditation in either instance. With respect to 2) I admit it was a “moranic” statement made in the wee hours when wine coursed my blood and I retract it to the extent temporally permissible and apologize for the brutishness.
As to all other content, however, I stand by the position. I regret having said anything, but as with the father making a stab at an unexpected foul-ball, I felt a sudden compunction to just do something and I was unable to restrain myself. Nevertheless, I think the statement is well grounded.
Selah~
Other mysteries remain. TL
I certainly won't be banning you...
but, it is important to note that the man was not seriously hurt…nor did he appear to be seriously hurt. albert at one point was smiling and joking with the guy. he did indeed have a family and i’m sure everyone who commented was just a little uptight about what was unfolding in a very tight game. some unsavory comments: yes. ashamed of themselves: no.
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
For those watching the Sox and Yanks...no they're not even close to the record
though it is a record for a scoreless game between them, with more than 2000 on file
Houston Astros 1, New York Mets 0
Day
Game Played on Monday, April 15, 1968 (N) at Astrodome
NY N 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 – 0 11 1
HOU N 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 – 1 11 1
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
Clay Mortensen starts for the A's tomorrow.
He’ll be facing Greinke and the Royals. Should be interesting.
by notmorganfreeman on Aug 8, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
so do we give Albert credit for K-Rod?
yikes.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
did he get Lidge'd?
AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
sign shelby miller!
now!
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