Things to discuss:
Will the Washington Nine be dumb enough to retaliate for Albert's bat flip?
Doesn't Mitch Boggs seem like a random enough guy to randomly throw a no-hitter (while walking six)?
Interesting John Smoltz facts:
He has splits versus three of the four base coaches in the Nationals v. Cardinals series, and against the fourth's spawn (also known as the worst baseball player in the history of organized rounders).
Smoltz v. Marquis Grissom
Smoltz v. Pat The Bat Listach
Smoltz v. Jose Oquendo
Smoltz v. Cody McKay
Also, John Smoltz is so old, that following his first big league victory, he danced the Charleston on top of a flagpole whole holding the Lindbergh baby.
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