Game 130 Open Thread: Nationals at Cardinals
Washington Nationals at St. Louis Cardinals, Aug 28, 2009 8:15 PM EDT
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| Lannan | Smoltz |
| 8-9, 4.03 | 3-5, 7.40 |
Lannan had a nice rookie season but has lost two strikeouts per nine in 2009—it's a wonder that he's maintained a decent-looking ERA with the Nationals' defense behind him, but he's done it. Happy Smoltz Day!
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OK state coach
visiting with Pujols and Holliday.
more pie for Matt?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Matt played baseball for the Cowboys...
alum pie!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 28, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
looked like it!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
looking forward to Smoltz
His future may be in the pen, but we could use a strong start
by madridbend on Aug 28, 2009 7:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
OT: Was at the Mall Today
Holy Shit! Hoodies are expensive as hell. $70 for a Hoodie!? This Hoodie inflation is getting ridiculous
if you're fishing for a compliment for your low price hoodies
you’ve got one.
cheers to flim!
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
the low price hoodie run is about over
I got a good deal on 4 of them than the price sky rocketed.
$70 just seems crazy expensive to me
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 28, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
no
he just trying to soften the blow when he jacks them up to $50 bucks
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Why do you need a hoodie in SoCal
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Chilly as in...65?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
it gets down to the 50s! (at night, in January...)
But really, I’m pretty close to the water. It gets breezy after the sun goes down and after Sept/Oct.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Ah
Just messin’ anyways
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i know
just wanted to brag about my sweet locale. 5 blocks from the beach, baby!
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Rockin
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont need hoodie in Hawaii
but wore one sometimes in so cal.
I grew up in the mountains then near the beach
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 28, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
then you didn't even see the really expensive ones
like the Ed Hardy ones, over $100 easily. Even the t-shirts for Hardy, Affliction etc are in the 60-100 range. It astonishes me that people will pay that much to look like a total douche, and the fact that they do just ups their douche quotient. Anyway, nikestore.com’s clearance section always has a good selection, and every month or two they have a 20% off sale on top of that. That’s where I stock up on ’em.
i get cheap t-shirts to wear
white, gray, black
i’m a very colorful guy
I shop at Goodwill all the time
I picked up a STL Cardinal Polo today for $2. Going to put the CheBird on the back of it
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 28, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
HIPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
he said nothing about a v-neck
therefore he is a SCENESTER!!!
When I was in Cuba about the only thing NOT in short supply was a Che T shirt. Bet your Chebird duds would be welcomed - then rationed
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Ha
They would either love me or hate me for it
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 28, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Greetings,
Cardinals fans!
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
In a row?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 28, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll take the over
Fingers crossed, I think he’s still got it
by madridbend on Aug 28, 2009 7:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
My god
Lannan looks like he was just told his dog died.
Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS
Do you mean hes very handsome?
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
are we going to have to apologize
for Brad Thompson AGAIN?
by Evilfrog on Aug 28, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is getting ridiculous
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
the last time...
http://www.fangraphs.com/plays.aspx?date=2009-06-25&team=Red%20Sox&dh=0
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and splits
For fun.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/players/bvsp?playerId=28834&teamId=24&sort=avg
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yup
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
fangraphs @ DC
http://www.fangraphs.com/plays.aspx?date=2009-05-04&team=Nationals&dh=0
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wrong link, sigh.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and his W/L record
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Damn
beat me to it
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
and dont forget it!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Dont forget that W-L record
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
I spent most of Sunday
giggling at Smoltzie’s performance… I can feel the “tee-hee”s coming on already!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 28, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe so
but your scream was speaking for everyone
don't be nervous, John
It’s just STL.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Stav Infection
out for year with fractured hand
Link
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
geez
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
You think this means
we see Pagnozzi now?
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
What if he got a staph infection?
IRONY!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
you say that now
our medical staff is loading their shot guns as i type
Maybe he can kiss Welly in Memphis - take care of two problems at once. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Allen Craig's chances
of getting called up just skyrocketed.
by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 28, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Nats broadcast
showing Nyler breaking his finger. Show the clip to Skippy to get him to stop sliding into first.
wouldn't matter
skippy would say the broken finger helps him get to first faster
maybe he has a GRIT bonus
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
KFC Has A Bacon Sandwich That Uses Fried Chicken As "Bread"

The sandwich consists of two fried chicken fillets wrapped around bacon, cheese and Colonel’s sauce. It apparently tastes like you think it would. An early-adopter explains:
That’s it? That is the sandwich? That’s not worth five dollars. Oh… oh my God. That is the best thing ever. I don’t know what “Colonel’s Sauce” is, but it is like a party in my mouth. This is completely worth the five dollars. Unfortunately I’m going to end up weighing 700 lbs after this, but it is simply amazing.
Agreed
Drop me some provolone on that baby and ditch Colonel’s sauce…actually, I’d still be too worried about my arteries to try it
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
provolone, swiss, muenster...
really just about any cheese other than american
or nonexistant...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Considering "American Cheese" refers to something that does not fit the legal definition of cheese...
I shit you not.
From wikipedia.
Today’s American cheese is generally no longer made from a blend of all-natural cheeses, but instead is manufactured from a set of ingredients… It therefore does not meet the legal definition of cheese and must be labelled as “cheese product” or similar.

Bon Appétit.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
That's about as American as it gets, no?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i've never understood
party in my mouth
as being a good thing
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
i dunno.
my mind just always goes to “party in my pants” and then “party in my mouth” and then… yeah. that’s what she said.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
you guys and your "standards"
just be open minded and have some fun gosh darnit
ironically enough
That is kind of how my parents met and I was born
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 28, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
If a bullet in Vietnam had been over by about a foot
I wouldn’t be here. Luck you.
/pre-emptive joke about VEB being better off without jd
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
bit different here
my mom was the nurse at a boyscout camp… she “indoctrinated” all the eagle scouts
she’s not really sure who it was, but i figure my dad was a bit of a go getter
so i got that going for me
that's what...
oh, forget it, too easy.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
What the eff?
is the next thing a donut ham-hamburger?
/end of jim gaffigan jokes
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
wow
you really seem to ahead of the curve on news. You the same way with clothes?
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 28, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
too much information…
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 28, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe the nationals can be a slump killer for Albert here
i mean, it’s like batting practice, right?
i guess the cubs didn’t think so.. tee hee.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Natinals lineup
Harris 8
Orr 4 (MLB debut for this guy?)
Zimmerman 5
Dunn 3—> that’s a shame, I’d rather see him in the OF
Willingham 7
Dukes 9
Bard 2
Gonzalez 6
Lannan 1
Harris, Orr, Dunn, and Lannan are lefties, Bard switch hits. Smoltz was able to to pitch effectively to the Padres’ lefties (minus the one loud out to Adrian Gonzales), so if he’s able to get the Nat’s lefties out and we can get 5+ innings out of him I think we’re in good shape.
Orr used to play for the Braves
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 28, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Pete Orr's been a fringe MLB player for a few years
Played the Aaron Miles role on the Braves a few years ago – Shitty MIF.
I feel like TLR and Bobby Cox are the only coaches who can get anything out of shitty MIFs
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe an even up swap for Miles then
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Does anyone else not know what the numbers mean?
I mean like I know what they represent. (Where the guys play on the field) but I don’t have the numbers/field position memorized
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 28, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
huh.
it’s pretty easy man.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Cant tell if your joking or not but here you go
1 Pitcher
2 Catcher
3 1B
4 2B
5 3B
6 SS
7 LF
8 CF
9 RF
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Here ya go...
1. Pitcher
2. Catcher
3. First Base
4. Second Base
5. Third Base
6. Shortstop
7. Left Field
8. center Field
9. Right Field
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 28, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know them the instant I see them..
I have to count.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
I started to type out
the list, then scratched it and figured somebody else wouldn’t be able to help themselves…. ;)
I hear ya...
I started to call 911 when I heard the screams but… I figure someone else is on it…
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
the hero-walk from the bullpen got a standing ovation.
no pressure smoltzie
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
First Busch start in the BOB, no?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I love OMN
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
mike already sounds drunk
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
And this is different how?
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Did Al really just dismiss Tim Beckham as a bad draft pick
because of a picture of him throwing the ball?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
you jinxed him!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
At game.
Midwest-nicing Smoltz out the yin yang.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Aug 28, 2009 8:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
say hi to pain guy
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they are the same person!!!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
here's the test.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
was that Boggs and Wainer?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
damn it Yadi
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
damn it
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
maybe he needs to rest
before I get all conflicted about my screenname again.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
for sure
i haven’t seen that beautiful mug in what seems like weeks
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
wasn't Yadda's fault
Lugo alligator armed it. dude should have caught that
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
maybe the camera used was the wrong angle
it seemed a ways off from low down on the bag.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it was the CF camera, really looked like Lugo should have caught it
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
What the hell just happended
and now Al is harping on Kobe for not being there to back him up
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
K
that’s one baby, only like 3 more to go to pass Jo-El
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Shannon and Horton talking about Smoltz getting a standing O when he took the field
Remember when we got Walker in 2004? He got a standing O before and after he struck out in his first AB at Busch.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 28, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
I remember that,
I actually had some work that I really needed to be doing and I just said to hell with it. One of the coolest and strangest things I have seen.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 28, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
it's funny because it's true.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
if only he could hit lefties
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
who was all talking about
sacrificing defense for offense?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I was thinking the same thing...
Surely he meant Lugo and not Colby, otherwise that’s just comical.
V, b.
or ignorant
yeah id go with ignorant
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
he meant lugo
Because right afterwards he mentioned starting lugo against the lefty and that he should come off the bag and make the catch instead of worrying about the tag.
Can't believe
I have to watch a man who hates apple pie this much bat…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I wouldn't be opposed to walking Dunn here
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Shannon: Put the ball in play, and a lot of things can happen.
Outstanding
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Shannon just trumped himself. Lugo fell, threw home and got thre runner at first. Hell of a play. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
holy crap
that was close!
and awesome!
Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.
Wonder if Skip coulda done that
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
it was sarcasm
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
That play had Shannon a bit confused
Sounds like quite a play by Lugo.
by BTown Birds fan on Aug 28, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
rec'd
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Wait, NOOOOOOOOOO
Flash forward to tomorrow’s game
Lineup:
Lugo CF
…
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i wouldn't
Im starting my bachelor party there! I already got screwed out of a Smoltz game. Don’t put Lugo in center. They don’t have enough beer there…
That's just a lie
There’s no way they’d run out of 8 dollar beer… They have a stadium to pay off.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I'm sure you'd run out of money before they ran out of beer.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
i thought it was a home run at first
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 28, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
also rec'd
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
LUGO SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Nice play
although i think skips throw gets him much easire
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
it's Tony's new strategy
everyone knows second basemen can play the outfield
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
by tehzachatak on Aug 28, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lugo says
I can play infield from the outfield too, Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Lugo gets applause
a fine eff you, boston moment
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
stirrups vs stirrups?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
as am I
as long as he’s not the one doing it
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he has never had one...
ovation-envy…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Grew up in Huntsville
Close!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
mmkay Albert.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
time for that to stop.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Dude not cool
No need to show everyone mattyfrommo’s mom
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
I get them confused.
/gdm and jd fight back!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 28, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
How the F did he miss that pitch?
ATG it was a meatball
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
all the balls hit that inning
travaled a total distance of 95 feet…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Albert looks like a totally different player...
Thank goodness he got red hot for that week or so, or we’d all be in meltdown mode.
V, b.
something like
7 for his last 34
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 28, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
what's infuriating is it's his usual slump this time
feet don’t look right.
it’s the same thing every year, and he can’t get over it fast enough.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he does still walk all the time
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
to be fair
I think part of it is as soon as he seems to get his swing back, he gets walked. I get the feeling he gets even more annoyed because he wants to see live pitching so he can get his timing right.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
someone tell smoltzy i wanna see a splitter
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
he threw one low in the first AB i think
Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.
Don't you mean screwball?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Jo-El would've gotten that
Can’t be stretching like that when you hit that age…..
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Thanks, Dan!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
That's unbelievable!!!
You know Al, it really is
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
OTish: A Cosmo moment
I really like the look of the Nats grays with the blue shirt underneath and the blue high socks.
someone needs to teach our hitters to have at bats like this
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
there is this myth
someone called a “batting coach”
I think it’s nonsense
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i've got a great idea
as soon as Ank retires, let’s get him.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
KK
only two more to catch Jo-El for the season
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
pie.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Maybe Pujols is upset
that no one offered him pie.
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 28, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
reply fail
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 28, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
should have been to tehzachatak below
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 28, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert likes the chicken and rice.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
And beans.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
man
it’s nice that we have someone on this team who can hit like that guy Pujols we had earlier in the season
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
we're due for about a serious inning, Mike says
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
I love watching him swing the bat
But I’d hate to be in the line of fire if that bat came flying out of his hands.
Matt Holliday will have a bobblehead that looks like himself.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
because seriously
is this true for ANY OTHER major league player? i don’t think so.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Whitey in the house!
I expect pics from painguy.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
holy crap
one of our hitters has worked a 3-2 count
i haven’t seen this in a long time
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
unpossible
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Aight fellas (and ladies)
It’s Beer:30, bar’s a-callin’ my name. Enjoy. Last time I was at a bar when the Cards were playing, Boog hit a GS. Do it again Boog.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Hmmm that sounds tasty...
time to get an Octoberfest.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Walkwick!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
drewawalkwick!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Walk!
are we allowed to do that?
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 28, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
The Rose!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
cuz Molina...
is a slow sonofagun… can’t get to second when the pitcher sacrifices.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
oh god
bases loaded nobody out with Yadi up
i am SCARED AS CRAP
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Rose got a hit
and it wasnt a homerun!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Holliday hasn't been here very long
He’s respecting Oquendo’s stop-signs.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
great, you've doomed us to a Yadier Molina triple play special
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
I blame you for that
/jk
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
looks like it's still slick
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
moGIDPa!
Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.
the lovely sacrifice .... double-play.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
man i could not have seen that coming
i was SURE they were gonna turn 3
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Cody Ramos
come ON
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
That was on script...
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
There's yer run, Big Boy!
Heh heh heh…
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
only the home runs are smooth, buddy
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
I really wonder how many of those views
are from VEB… 99.73% or higher?
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
nah it exploded when it hit deadspin
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Yeah it picked up ~8000
I had it yesterday at around 4800… it’s up over 12000 now. So how about my question at this time yesterday?
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
yeah i'd say you're probably right there
85% of those being from me
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
It was fun sending that link to friends
and them questioning why we were still friends.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
has anyone counted up our adjusted $99.99 ?
Defense – offense = ?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that would be a cool stat to plug into the whole MLB
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yadi really needs to start putting the ball in the air more...
Predictable doesn’t even describe all these GIDPs. He’s a pretty big guy, hit a flyball.
V, b.
more times than we have taken out the pitcher.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they got the missed runs opportunity there but they failed to really maximize the LOB
UR DOING IT WRONG. I want that LOB record
seriously.
me too man, me too. i think we need Jose to hold the guy at 3rd in that situation, even though that makes no sense
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Yikes we are bad when we have runners on lately
Got to change this in October
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
one of the images isn't loading
so it’s actually broken.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
on the buttons
at least for me
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
They all work here
Albert Pujols is Ridiculous
Strong
Not Here
linky

All working here.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
i'm not saying they don't work
the icon buttons haven’t been loading. the alt-text shows up instead.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm assuming you
refreshed….thats odd. FF?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Also I really wanted to post that again
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Can you imagine him
in twenty years?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
yes.

On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
You mean like this?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
will you bastards stop posting my pic?
we’re talking about the kid here
here’s him in 65 years. nice to see hi & the mrs stayed together

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
wow that got one AWESOME set of replies
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
As they say......On a

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
everything works for me..
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
greatest. for SURE.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
...and there's the bullpen et al cooing over a dog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Miller's dog thinks Franklins goatee is alive!
Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.
Uh....
Franklin’s goatee IS alive!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 28, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep that dog away from Thompson!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Anyone got a feed for the game?
Sorry for jumping in to beg. /hopefulness
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
+1
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
KKK
YOU’RE ALMOST THERE JOHN JUST ONE MORE
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
man
that slider is filthy
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
This guy could supplant...
Pineiro for game 3 at this rate. He looks awesome.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
don't talk about my Jo-El that way
i want Smoltz out of the bullpen in a parade of suck before Franklin anyway
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
oh man, Albert usually gets those
tough break
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that brief drizzle might be affecting the field
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that was slick.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Thats what i was saying
how do none of them pick pineiro?
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
here comes the split.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
god i hope so
it’s like Carp or Waino’s curve, but less predictable, and if anything, filthier
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Screw
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
why are you calling it a screwball?
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
It's a meme.
Only Chris thinks it’s actually a screwball.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
ah ok
never caught on to that one, mah bad
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Thepainguy was swearing it wasn't a split but a screwball
Even though Smoltz has said it is a split and if you watch him throw it he holds it like a split.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
yeah, he's thrown 3 or 4 this game, it has them all as changeups
it’s not a straight splitter anyway, it tumbles a bit more, so it’s a fair characterization
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Splitters and changeups move in the same direction,
so gameday identifies most of them as changeups. You can tell by speed and spin on PFX whether they’re splits or not.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
yeah?
I was just going off the trajectory…..the splitter’s path looks more L-shaped, like a sinker with a much sharper knee
Not sure what you mean by L-shaped.
The break should be parabolic, but it would be sharper with a slower pitch (change/split) than a faster pitch like a sinker.
Anyhow, changes/splitters move the same direction as in, down horizontally from a fastball, in toward a same-handed batter. They also have similar speeds, and since changes are more common GD usually just goes with that.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Waino's curve is K shaped
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
I hate that.
We had no video on Orr, therefore we have no chance.
Jeez.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
THOU SHALT NOT RUN ON YADI
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
+1
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Got him that time.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Just when I think you can't do anything stupider
You go and do something like this… And TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
someone was practicing the pick-off move between innings
practice makes perfect!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
kudos to Lugo
I saw Yadi practice last year with Cesar. And he botched it in the next inning.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Over/Under 3 runs against Nats tonight?
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
wow, that's some kind of bluesy walk-up music.
standing O.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Smoltz is at the fuck-this-shit phase.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Now we boo him?
Nice
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
so Smoltz has a rocking chair and all the boys gather around for his stories of the old days
?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Oi.
it’s a MEATBALL, HIT IT
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
hell yeah
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
what tommorow's lineup should be
Skip
Luddy
Pujols
Holliday
DeRo
Cody Ramos
Yadi
P
Boog
sadly, never.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
I would switch Holliday and Luddy
Smoltz.
by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
as long as i'm in fantasy land
i would too
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
And have Rolen in for Dero.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
now you're getting silly
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
sorry, sir, we are JUST out of our 08 Glaus.
we have a very fine 09 Glaus, however, much the same vintage . . . sir, you do not have to use that kind of lang. . . you don’t have to storm out like that! i’m sure we can find . . . . Merde. Marcel, Table 14 is open again.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Aug 28, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
One moar rec.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
FFS
dammit Boog
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
was that a cykiel inning?
can a team have a cykiel?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i don't think so
but that’s interesting to think about
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
I'm pretty interested by this concept
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i thought a cykiel involved four outcomes, all of them outs.
so, no.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
what is the cykiel?
precisely
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 28, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
dunno if we've come to a defnitive answer
but it is the almost anti-cycle of outcomes that usually represents Ankiel’s progression of PA’s in a game. Something like K, K looking, foul pop, infield pop. Maybe a weak grounder to second replaces one of those pops.
you guys need to make a fanpost
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I can't define it if you guys aren't done defining it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
If I remember from the other night
it was a k swinging, k looking, weak pop, weak grounder. And the Natural Cykiel(not sure) was adding a meaningless homer.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
yeah
that was the consensus the other night
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
my preferred variant
includes a meaningless late game home run that is CRUSHED, and guarantees Dick a start the next day
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
agreed
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
honestly i think it's what really makes the Cykiel so special.
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
As is my friend who got banned from BCB temporarily
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
hahahahaha
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
He called someone and idiot for saying Wrigley Field
was a great place to watch a game. One of the mods banned him for “attacking other users” then got better info and revoked the suspension… He’s one of the few good Cub fans who’s realistic about the team.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
i'm still laughing, seriously
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
i doubt it
Rick would never run it out, so he’d never make it to first in time
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
well the at bats will be ending soon
because you know what you do when you’re having bad at bats?
you swing at the first pitch!!!
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
surprising, taking crappy at bats
this is a weak offense for a team 19 games over .500
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mmm filth.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i
love
that
pitch
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
i'm pretty bad at seeing pitches
so when i see it, that’s something
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
go go gadget offense
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
should you wait for the bottom of the inning...?
just sayin
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Smoltz really wants this K
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
sit down, Dunn!
have some apple pie. with a flag.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
KKKK
your lead in season Ks was a short one, Jo-El
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
also, damn, Yadi is *slick* selling his strike zone
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
god that x-mo replay
was so sexy
Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.
wtf did we do before x-mo
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
As Mike Seaver would say
boner-riffic!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
SEE YOU ASSHOLES, I AM INDEED A STRIKEOUT PITCHER
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
pitching to contact
clearly
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
contact with yadi's mitt!
Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.
i waszh pitching to contact lasht night with your mother, trebek.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Well played sir

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
both
i hate the blue devils more though
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
dan and al stopped talking!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
...crap.
it was so nice.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
VEP
How many swinging strikes is that?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Got his screwball working, and he's not tipping pitches.
And I hear he’s working on a sinker.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
it's the bad Boog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Gah.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
Hey Yadi2,
if you update the glossary, it comes to the front page again, I think
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
only if you update the date
that sneaky leitch figured it out.
also, I would have to get off my ass and add the next four or five entries.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Do it!
We need the “tipping pitches” one.
Smoltz.
by vivaelpujols on Aug 28, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
...we do? crap.
I can’t even begin to explain that one.
Maybe I’ll go for a sarcastic, ironic entry.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
speaking of sarcastic
does it really require you to get off your ass to add these entries?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
yes
because I have to confirm who said it first, what it actually means, how many people use it, and if it’s changed or added new variants.
It was easy to write the first entries because those are the most common terms.
Start adding in the more obscure ones… and just one term can take half an hour.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i was being literal
about the not sitting part. i’d think you’d remain on your ass.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
+1
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
I stand for geekyness.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Alright!
Now score some freaking runs.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
dum da dum
so nice to see other teams leaving guys on base, it’s not just us
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
What about to look for hookers to spend your settlement money on?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
why are the police outside?
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
does the duck take care of it?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Meals on wheels
eh? wink, wink, nudge, nudge…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 28, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
runs runs runs runs
i’m hungry for runs
and piez
and brownies
and cupcakes
and a good juicy triple cheese bbq bacon burger
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Someone is hittn the ganja...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
i'm about to go for a Khalil myself
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
this is what happens when i don't eat all day
i just want to eat anything & everything. i don’t even wanna see how hungry i get if i hit the ganja.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Smoltzski
up to 71 after 4 innings. Looks like a bullpen night again. Which means another micro mismanagment lesson from Tony
Going like 3 yards
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
albert, wtf.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Pujols is just not right.
Someone sacrifice a chicken, fast.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Aug 28, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Ok I've been out of contact with the team for awhile
Has Apu been looking this bad for awhile or is this a new development?
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Matt is getting all of his Piez.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
WTG
big bats.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
I blame McRae.
And I don’t care who knows about it.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Dear Albert
Getting the pitcher out of the game early does not equal trying to hit line drives off his anatomy.
kthnx
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
In hitter's counts?
Oh hell yes.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Dick in the toaster.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
the pitchers should just go on strike.
We brought you in for offense, MFers strike.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Where the fuck is Brandon Backe when you need him?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
screw that
let’s bribe Deidre
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
walkwick!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
taking the right approach tonight
making Lannan throw strikes
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Whoa, Luddy
didn’t swing at 4 consecutive balls?
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
he is an inspiration to us all
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Why is this guy casually strolling down to first???
They’re going to throw him out if he’s moving that slow!!!
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
tell that to Adam Dunn
On Chris Carpenter in the 2009 Cy Young Race: "He's got one," Wainwright said. "He doesn't need another one."
Hey now....
We all know he’s to busy telling people on the first base line about the ills of freedom to hustle.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Waytodisprovemcraewick
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
45 pitches through 4
for John F. Lannan.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
John "Cliff Lee" Lannan
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part of Tony's master plan
see the team takes quick shitty swings and keeps the score low while our pitcher keeps the game tight then when the other team threatens in the seventh inning, the opposing coach will pinch hit and Tony will be able to pull a double switch and get the lefty-lefty matchup. Aha, genius proven again.
we have a hitting coach?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
what IS a hitting coach?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
...

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
by RiverRat on Aug 28, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ISWYDT.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
dammit you beat me, nevertheless

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
don't taunt me please
that makes me sad
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Is there a reason we haven't
backed up the Brinks truck to his door to be our hitting coach yet?
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
we don't have enough pie for him and Holliday to share
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
BIGGER PIEZ
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
what we need to do is make the pie higher . . . .
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Aug 28, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
REC'D
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Well then get off your ass
and cook some f’in pies!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
I think were alone now...
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
...there doesn't seem to be anyone a-rou-ound...
by peach concrete on Aug 28, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
gah! kill it! no! make it stop!!!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
In round, nice!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
i liked rounds
I could never figure out which songs were appropriate for them, though.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Children behave
That’s what they say when we’re together…
by peach concrete on Aug 28, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
you know
that’s what they say
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I officially hate all left handed people.
Please identify yourself as righty/lefty before posting.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Aug 28, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
righty
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Right handed il rosso
has lots of lefty friends and is sad about your hatred.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
I write and eat left
But I do all important stuff like play baseball righty.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I write right, hold a fork right, tennis right,
darts left, bat left, throw left, kick left. It’s kinda weird
weirdo
i don’t understand you folks
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
that's none of your business & i'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
KKKKK
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Horton says Smoltz is "looking free and easy"
many, many available jokes there….
first one to my mind was “what, Dave Duncan convinced him to switch to boxers?”
Smoltzie is like,
“Eff this noise. I can take Lannan.”
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
Let's take some pitches, eh
HalMcRae’s hitting philosophy is killing us these last two games.
by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 28, 2009 9:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
it's been a lot longer than that
and we’re gonna face a lot better pitching in the playoffs. Offense needs to get it in gear quickly.
Why are the pitching Yadi outside?
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
Ah, that's why.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
alright Colby
i want a triple double single or a smooth home run
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
how about a chopper
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 28, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
mess around
and get a triple double
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 28, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my gosh.
This song hs literally been stuck in my head since I watched that video.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
did everyone see the rasmus girl song about colby?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI8l87uyDXM
Cringe and enjoy!
lol.
This has been posted SO many times. DO NOT WATCH!
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
Awesome like the black death,
I suppose. You think you’re fine, but after a while you get these boils and start coughing, and pretty soon your soul is dead.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
it's a serious numbah
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
did you know Michael Jackson died?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 28, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
haha.
I heard we landed on the moon. /cue gdm
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
THANK YOU!
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
YES YES YES YES!
I HAVE
i love her <3
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Do you have anything you wore in the summertime?
Mmm, sweet Jesus.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
hahahahahahhahahhahhaha
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
btw just to remove all creepiness
you all know i’m kidding, right?
…guys….. i’m kidding… guys?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
As I said before...
stalking the stalker……amusing in a twisted sort of way.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
That's new...
/being a dick
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Nonononono. I'm hiding from it.
I almost watched it by accident today, but I closed my browser fast enough to escape.
by peach concrete on Aug 28, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't give in!!!!!!!
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
I'm already scarred.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Possibly.
But I dreamt (how the hell do you spell that?) about the serious numbah song a couple of nights ago, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to wake up thinking about this Colby video.
by peach concrete on Aug 28, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
haha.
yeah, good idea. By the way, what the heck is up with the images for the Bold, Italic, Strikethrough, and Blockquote not being there anymore?
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
see, it's not just me
It was flickering in and out. Now I’m only missing Blockquote.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That's bad times...
I’ve been dreaming about work… I don’t know who has it worse.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
i've been dreaming about peach concrete
wait,,,,did i just say that out loud?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
you FUCKER
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
that's said with love btw
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Your one messed up person
/not said with love at all
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
according to her twitter he has
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
What is her twitter un?
And how the hell does she know?
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
hold on
it’s really hard to remember
let me work on it here
http://twitter.com/RasmusGirl
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
mix tape material?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
she wasn't born when most of that mix tape was made
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Neither was Colby.
Zing.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
well then I think we know who to blame for his batting average since the break
maybe he’s hunger-striking until she stops
by peach concrete on Aug 28, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
when was the last time Colby got a hit
seriously here. i’m not even making any Cody jokes.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
He went 2 for 5 on Wed.
and 1 for 4 on Mon.
/ninja’d
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 28, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
elimination mode
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
That pic reminds me a bit much too much of Chris Elliot for my liking
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
pitch count failllllll
I’m scared now.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Rasmus needs to go to take a month long rest...
report back the end of Sept.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
but he won't sell
the fact that he’s wasting away
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think this needs to be added to the glossary
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
can we beat Orr now, please?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Sit boy.
Stay. STAY!
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
thought that only works on Boog
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He needs to chat with Boog.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
rewarding actual production
with a nice, warm spot on the bench. he’s playin’ mind games, i tells ya!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 28, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
WASTING AWAY.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
after ten?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
can we pay his mom to move up and cook for him
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 28, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
in all 6ness, i think they should DL him Sept. 1, let him get his strength and his bat back for the
post-season.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
DL on Aug 31
to use the roster spot for another playoff eligible player (CRAIG). Colby will still be eligible for playoffs
he has shown signs of coming out of it.
I wonder if the extra rest is doing him any good?
Anyone have his splits for the last month? I’ve know we have faced a lot of lefties recently.
it's the good Boog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Tony's going to kill whomever is focusing on the scorecard, later.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh ok
I was trying not to listen to Dan and Al.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
factoid
Cards have scored 5 runs or better 3 games in their last 10 games; 3 runs 5 times; 2 runs or less, twice.
Quick, what was everybody doing last Saturday?
Smoltz trying to sell it!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
SIT YOURSELF DUNN!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
glorious
Jo-El will need another month to catch up now
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
F.U. AMERICA HATAH
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
...

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
that makes me sad to live in a country where girls have their pelvises surgically removed.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Aug 28, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
big time pitching there
get the guy some RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if we don't get to him this inning
i’d hope (and think) so, but who knows
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
7th
Willingham
Dukes
Bard
I think Tony will let him face the two righties, but I dunno about Bard….I’m not sure which side he’s better from….
the splitter is deadly to lefties
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
but in retrospect
that’s exactly the kind of factor Tony completely ignores, so never mind
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
He's battling
6 innings. 4 hits. 1 run. Yeah, I’ll take it.
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
runs runs runs runs
jack says do it!
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
John Smoltz has only pitched 6 innings on two other occasions this year.
both times he gave up 5ER.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
GAW
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i want blood.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
lugo has not been HBP all year.
would you want to hit that guy?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Lannan loves that outside corner.
For serious.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
Well if you read above,
we found out gdm hates you…
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
Someone needs to jack a monster dong!
And quick so Smoltzy gets the win!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
In play no out!
What happened?
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
I mean this in the theoretical sense:
how the hell did we get a hit.
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around
a PA with multiple pitches…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 28, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah this is definitely a little bit scarier
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
LU to the GO
steal mode?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Zimmerman sucks!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
easy, big fella
you’re criticizing one of my UVA brethren there
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I'm not your fella, pal!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
I'M NOT YOUR PAL, FELLA
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
wow
epic fail. someone just shoot me
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Smoltz: So, JP. I got a question for you.
Piñeiro: Sure man. It’s an honor. What’s up?
Smoltz: Every clubhouse is different and all that… maybe you’d know about this.
Piñeiro: Oh wow. Okay…
Smoltz: How the fuck do you get any run support around here?
Piñeiro: Aw. Oh, shit. Uh… I guess they didn’t tell you. I think I got an extra key, you can totally have mine, not a problem, Smoltzy.
Smoltz: I appreciate it.
Piñeiro: Here you go. Just turn left around the video room, and stop at the luggage rack.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 28, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 20 recs
hahaha!
rec’d
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
rec comprehension fail
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
THEY MOVED MY FUCKING BUTTON
but I figured it out.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
very nice.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I go for a smoke and I miss this live,,,,
fuck….rec’d
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
BOOOG!
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
Is there really a trade discussion
that Al didn’t bring up the Lou Brock trade??? His game is obviously slipping.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
yay
that’s our lucky break
now eliminate.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
his kind? you mean there are others like him?
sign them! now! all of them!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
fuck, Lugo
nevertheless this is great listening to Mike try to explain what he should have done
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
ok....time to move forward
with my twitter petition to rest albert
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 28, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Can the Overflow cometh?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
did you provide proper foreplay?
you know, overflows don’t just come like that. men!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Aug 28, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
there's a Monty Python bit about "always stampeding for the clitoris"
but I can’t remember the whole thing….
Meaning of Life
Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 28, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
so, question
Should Lugo have tagged up?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Oquendo thinks so
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
ummm yeah
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 28, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I thought. was distracted
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
looked like it was falling
then was Dukes actually was in a good position to throw him out if he tried, so no. Holiday should have singled.
why am i not laughing
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
somehow i'm willing to grant them the benefit of the doubt
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 28, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that good or bad?
I kind of love binderclips.
by peach concrete on Aug 28, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmm, of the spiced variety?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
FUCK!
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
This makes me unhappy
time for another franklin.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 28, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
i'm just into the tequila straight, buddy
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
There'd better be some entertaining drunk posting tonight.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean, there hasn't been already?????
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Did that yesterday after the game
I was at work for the game itself
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 28, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Our offense sucks enormously...
how can this be?
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
yeah
it’s troubling. they’ve reverted to making bad/mediocre pitchers look great
by Scarecrow7775 on Aug 28, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it was bad to begin with...
then it was propped up for a while by 2 guys with a hot streak (Lugo/Holliday, mostly Holliday). But now they are cooling off (or having started to taken Tony’s advice on being “aggressive” at the plate))
for me the thing is the
cooling off for Pujols
by Scarecrow7775 on Aug 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
GAAAAWWWWSTAB
™
I’m pretty sure in big situations, they’d walk him [Pujols] to get to Babe Ruth.-- Matt Holliday
one feature of TLR teams over the years that I've noticed--
especially the good teams—is they often seem to be playing up or down to the competition. They play a first-place team, and they look like world-beaters. They play the Astros or Nationals, and they scrape and struggle.
funny you should mention that
I don’t know if there is anything statistical to prove it, but I’ve noticed the same thing
by Scarecrow7775 on Aug 28, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
could be just confirmation bias
when they play poorly against a good team or smoke a bad team, we don’t think anything of it. But it sure seems like Tony’s ballclubs have that tendency.
Jose Reyes
The most exciting surgery in baseball!
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Aug 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
rec'd
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
6ly
not green yet!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 29, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
The '09 version of...
Tyler to Kinney to Wainwright is going to be Hawksworth to Smoltz to Franklin. Didn’t somebody guess that last March?
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
Kinney
you mean.. that guy was GOOD?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Aug 28, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Who the hell would want a picture of the WS trophy???
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
depends on who's humping it
Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.
I'm assuming that photo op won't be there on photo day...
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Lil Dunc on a lonely night?
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
by nomar34 on Aug 28, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Remind me why Smotzl is out again?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
because he was born when lyndon johnson was president.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Our f'in bullpen again
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
*sigh* How the hell are we losing to the Nationals?
Natinals
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
mumble mumble she said
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 28, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been watching; I'm just incredulous that we suck so much
and not in the Franklin or Smoltz way.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I'm thrilled that the offense and the bullpen...
decided to be fucking terrible at the same time.
V, b.
Well at least one team is getting clutch hits
Just wish it was us at some point
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

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