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Breaking the Wandy

I have exciting news to pass along to the rest of the members of the Skip Schumaker UZR Watchers Club: for the first time this year, his UZR/150 is below (above?) -10! You remember the story—it's crawled down from a high, in early May, of around 30. Now: -9.9. I'm loath to throw that half a season he spent as history's greatest monster down the drain entirely, but Schumaker spending half a season as a competent major league second baseman is an impressive turn of events. Now to find some way to attribute this to Dave Duncan...

While we're on the topic of the minor leagues—by which I mean we were on the topic last night—Daniel Descalso, the position's current heir apparent, hit his second Memphis home run last night, part of a back-to-back-to-back-to-back with Troy Glaus, Allen Craig, and Mark Hamilton. He's not exactly lighting the place up—his .655 OPS there has lowered his season-to-date numbers to .301/.374/.467—but he is a prospect; what's he doing having started all of five games in the last two weeks?

I love Jarrett Hoffpauir, but if the Cardinals don't think he's better than Joe Thurston right now he's the guy who should be losing at-bats in the Glaus/Craig/Freese roster crunch; I don't think it's particularly important to gauge Descalso's ability to pinch hit in the middle of his big breakout season. 

Good news: the Cardinals play tonight! Bad news: it's that guy. Again. 

Star-divide

I think I'd be less annoyed if any other Astros starter had taken the last two years to turn into Adam Wainwright, because something about Wandy in particular drives me nuts. 

He Beats Albert Pujols. This, of course, has something to do with it. Defeating the Team Champion, both consistently (as these matchups go) and decisively makes his sudden emergence as a borderline ace even more frustrating—there's no outlet for the frustration that wells up when watching a guy who was once one step removed from LOOGYdom deal against all batters left and right. If he goes seven innings of one run ball and the one run is Albert Pujols putting out a few pixels on the out-of-town scoreboard, maybe watching the ball a little more than he usuallyd oes—well, I know it's about The Team and giving 110% etc., but I think I'd be personally satisfied by that outcome. That's all I can say. 

The good news is that Matt Holliday has hit .385/.429/1.077 against him in 14 highly predictive plate appearances. When he got to St. Louis, the first thing he said, after wolfing down his first piece of customary Post-Transaction Family Recipe Apple Pie, was: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

He Pitches like a LOOGY. If you take his stats and give him, I don't know, 54 games and 37 innings pitched or something, the Wandy Rodriguez Story makes more sense in my head. He throws a fastball in the low, low, low nineties and a sweeping breaking ball; I can see, say, Trever Miller striking out a batter an inning like that, but a guy who's expected to pitch to more than one batter just should not be doing this. Even his form, compact and awkward, makes me think of a relief pitcher. In short: I just don't know how he does it. And I wish he wouldn't. 

He Used to Be So Average. Not just he was an average pitcher once—that's fine by me. But he came up in a way that's more consistent with, say, Mitchell Boggs than it is the pitcher he's become. He was never a dominant minor leaguer; at his best he was worse than he is now, and he combined that with being uncomfortably old for his level.

His whole thing—and maybe this is what does it to me—is an affront to my flattering belief in my own ability to scout players. I watched him suck for two years. I saw his minor league numbers. I have a blog, for goodness' sake. Doesn't he know who I am? 

There's no reason for that guy, especially after he leads off the old big league career with 270 innings of replacement level ball, to turn into this guy.That guy was once most notable for being named Wandy. 

He's named Wandy. Which brings me to my final point. 

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Well done

Even though we are 1-1 against him this year I feel like he has owned the redbirds. I feel like I’d be happy if we can scrape 2 off the astros tonight.

But a 10-run Tuesday would be fine with me also.

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 7:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Guys Who Own Albert, All-Time [spits!]

(more than 15 ABs; out of 82 pitchers, 10.36% of total pitchers)

avg (.250 and lower)
   1. Jason Schmidt – 17
   2. Wandy Rodríguez – 25
   3. Ron Villone – 15
   4. Brandon Webb – 23
   5. Andy Pettitte – 23
   6. A.J. Burnett – 18
   7. Matt Clement – 22
   8. Sean Marshall – 20
   9. Jason Marquis – 20
  10. Jim Brower – 16

obp (less than .300)
   1. Ron Villone
   2. Jim Brower
   3. A.J. Burnett
   4. Matt Kinney – 19
   5. Kirk Rueter – 15
   6. Andy Pettitte
   7. Wandy Rodríguez
   8. Matt Clement
   9. Brandon Claussen – 15

ops (less than .700)
   1. Ron Villone
   2. Wandy Rodríguez
   3. Jason Schmidt
   4. Andy Pettitte
   5. Jim Brower
   6. Brandon Webb
   7. Billy Wagner – 21
   8. Brandon Claussen
   9. Jason Marquis
  10. Carlos Mármol – 19

Well, this explains Ron Villone……..

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Villone

You would think the Cubs would have added him to their pen this year for that alone.

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

BCB says their front office

is the smallest in the Majors, other than the Marlins.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm.

I wonder if that’s because nobody would put their career on the line for Jim Hendry?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

10 ABs or more (153 pitchers).

vs Albert all-time (# ABs)

AVG under .250
   1. José Valverde – 10
   2. Ryan Madson – 10
   3. Jason Bere – 13
   4. Al Leiter – 11
   5. Darrell May – 10
   6. Chris Sampson – 10
   7. Jonathan Broxton – 10
   8. Jason Schmidt – 17
   9. Wandy Rodríguez – 25
  10. Ron Villone – 15
  11. Kevin Millwood – 14
  12. Pedro Martínez – 13
  13. Chad Billingsley – 12
  14. Giovanni Carrara – 12
  15. Luis Vizcaíno – 11
  16. Dave Bush – 11
  17. Hideo Nomo – 10
  18. Jamie Moyer – 10
  19. Jerome Williams – 14
  20. Brandon Webb – 23
  21. Andy Pettitte – 23
  22. A.J. Burnett – 18
  23. Matt Clement – 22
  24. Cole Hamels – 13 (.231)

OBP under .300
   1. Chris Sampson – 10
   2. Jason Bere – 13
   3. Kevin Millwood – 14
   4. José Valverde – 10
   5. Ryan Madson – 10
   6. Al Leiter – 11
   7. Darrell May – 10
   8. Ron Villone – 15
   9. Pedro Martínez -13
  10. Jerome Williams – 14
  11. Cole Hamels – 13
  12. Giovanni Carrara – 12
  13. Jonathan Broxton – 10
  14. Jim Brower – 16
  15. Carlos Hernandez – 12
  16. A.J. Burnett – 18
  17. Matt Kinney – 19
  18. Kirk Rueter – 15
  19. Jamie Moyer – 10
  20. Andy Pettitte – 23
  21. Shane Reynolds – 14
  22. Wandy Rodríguez – 25
  23. Matt Clement – 22
  24. Brandon Claussen – 15 (.294)

OPS under .700
   1. José Valverde – 10
   2. Ryan Madson – 10
   3. Chris Sampson – 10
   4. Jason Bere – 13
   5. Ron Villone – 15
   6. Al Leiter – 11
   7. Jonathan Broxton – 10
   8. Darrell May – 10
   9. Wandy Rodríguez – 25
  10. Jason Schmidt – 17
  11. Jamie Moyer – 10
  12. Luis Vizcaíno – 11
  13. Dave Bush – 11
  14. Andy Pettitte – 23
  15. Pedro Martínez – 13
  16. Hideo Nomo – 10
  17. Jim Brower – 16
  18. Brandon Webb – 23
  19. Kevin Millwood – 14
  20. Scott Williamson – 10
  21. Billy Wagner – 21
  22. Noah Lowry – 11
  23. Chad Billingsley – 12
  24. Brandon Claussen – 15
  25. Giovanni Carrara – 12
  26. Jason Marquis – 20
  27. Carlos Mármol – 19
  28. Matt Wise – 10 (.664)

Can I just say … phuck.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE JARRETT HOFFPAUIR

his Southern accent is more awesome.

http://multimedia.foxsports.com/m/video/24262703/comeback-cards.htm



or do we only call up the ones who can’t sell it. nooooooooooo…!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:03 AM EDT reply actions  

"Luckily I got some pitches to lay off [of]."

That might be my favorite thing I’ve ever heard a baseball player say. There’s a guy who knows what he’s good at.

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip Schumake: he'll never play for the Puerto Rican team

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:14 AM EDT reply actions  

^r

what the hey, keyboard.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Laughed out loud

Reminds me of a game a few years ago, when Al was being weirder than usual. He was putting an “ing” at the end of each person’s name. At first I thought he was just messing around, but he kept doing it. Then I thought I was missing an inside joke. To this day, it keeps me awake at night. “What the hell was he doing?!” Seriously though, “Scott Rolings,” “Chris Duncings” WTF?

by Ray Lankford on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

"mushroom"?

He is one of the smallest guys on the team, now. Shortest, but not the lightest.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and deceptively slow. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Aug 25, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

for a hussley, on-basey, lead-offy, ecksteiny-sorta guy, I’ve always been amazed how slo-o-o-o-w Schu is. Sooner disagrees, FWIW.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 25, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he doesn't,

you’re doing it wrong.

I've made a huge tiny mistake.

by the red baron on Aug 25, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

nowhere near.

maybe 4th, at a push. I think a healthy Mets/Cubs is better though.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 25, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

Any of you guys good with an ipod touch? I’m desperate enough to ask for tech help on VEB haha.

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 AM EDT reply actions  

what do you need?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 25, 2009 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

stuck in recovery mode

Was watching a game on MLB At Bat and it blinked off and I can’t get it back. Just sits there showing me the usb cable and itunes logo. I tried Apple’s steps to restore it and I always get error 28 as it starts to restore. Tried it on a couple pcs (both Vista) that I had it registered to with itunes. Frustrating… I cn’t find anything on error 28 and what it means.

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Time for a visit to the Apple Store, me thinks

I had this problem with mine and had to take it in after calling customer support.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just wish

that someone else could come out with devices that do the same things theirs do with a simple interface and a menu/organizational system that makes intuitive sense.

Take, for instance, my wife’s new Palm Pre, or as Palm like to refer to it, the “iPhone killer”. But it’s not. The iPhone (and iPod Touch) has a main screen that shows little icons of the apps that you put on it, and you can scroll to different screens and organize your apps in different ways (like the ones you use the most can be on the front screen, followed by everything else in alphabetical or logical order). In other words, it works the way YOU want it to work. The Pre has everything set up the way that Palm’s “engineers” think that you would want it, that’s as simple as I can put it. The problem is that, while I’m a mechanically inclined individual, I don’t think like an engineer and my interface with my phone isn’t always from a completely logical perspective (not illogical, but mixing in emotional and rational judgement), and this is me, the guy who buys shit the minute it comes out. My wife gets even more frustrated with this stuff when she can’t find the place to upload a photo via text message, or calls a contact instead of texting that person, which is what she was trying to do.

Simply put, the interfaces on Apple’s devices make intuitive sense, while the rest of the industry seems to have a lot of trouble getting out of their own way to do this stuff.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That makes zero sense!

Your Apple’s market. half the geeks I know (mostly linux geeks though) sit and stare at their iphone half the day.

It’s eerily similar to the Mac experience back in college. Whole rooms of people sitting and starting at the Mac SE or whatever it was. Head leaning on left hand. Right hand click click clicking.

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shit!

1 part Douche bag, 4 parts Hipster!

1 part Douchebag, 3 part Hipster!

by nomar34 on Aug 25, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Aug 25, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're just jealous

I know I am

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

iphone >> blackberry

I had a pearl, curve and messed around with a girl I dated’s storm.

If you do corporate email then BB > iPhone.

My iPhone has almost completely replaced my laptop and it also has a Amazon Kindle app in addition to streaming MLB gameday.

You can pry my iphone out of my cold dead hands.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 25, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

addendum

I HATE hate HATE how you can’t use mp3’s easily as ringtones or how ATT doesn’t have ringbacks.

I constantly rip shows/movies to my iphone and carry my iPhone to TV adapter with me…“hey baby, wanna watch some south park?”

No MMS and tethering…SUCKS…especially mms for obvious reasons.

I’m too big of a vag to jailbreak.

I HATE hipsters. I do not do the external attribulations thing. I don’t write novels on my bright ass Mac at starbucks in the CWE with my dark rim glasses for all to see.

The camera sucks but the video recording is awesome for a phone.

I once got drunk and thought an iPod was an iPhone and had a 3 and a 1/2 conversation. Turns out I really don’t know Jay-z.

The MLB blackberry app is better than the iPhone MLB app. The MLB iphone app is horrendous.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 25, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Apple’s marking strategy is to appeal to everyone. I know people that have little to no “geek cred” at all and they have and iPhone and two iPods from previous generations. Who doesn’t have an iPod or didn’t used to have an iPod nowadays? This would be like saying Google is the geek search engine — geeks use it, but so does everyone else. In fact, a higher percentage of geeks vs. regular guys probably use other devices because they aren’t so proprietary.

You don’t appeal to just geeks and have the top cell phone, mp3 player, and laptop in terms of units sold.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

you summed up how I feel

The reason I hate Apple is that they are so proprietary. I prefer to stick to stuff that is open source or at least lets me tinker with it.

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

but Apple didn’t get to where it was by allowing you to tinker. The more it allows you to tinker, the more complicated it is to use their device. One thing that you have to admit is that they have the best user interfaces for the regular joe.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i can admit that

For people that are not computer literate I see no problem with Apple products. I just would never personally use any of their products.

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jailbreak

Which is exactly why you jailbreak. All of Apple’s silly rules are gone.

by gdowdy3 on Aug 25, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a geek who avoids Apple

I have avoided iPods for ever because they have a proprietary connector and I would have to buy “iPod” compatabile stuff. My biggest problem is that iPod stuff is now all over the place and finding a good MP3 accessory that isn’t iPod only is damn near impossible. I have a WinMobile phone and can’t wait to get something new but I wanted to avoid both RIM and Apple if possible, but Sprint gives me the choice of WinMobile, BlackBerry or Palm and WM was the “best” of those for me at the time. If they don’t get another OS soon I may go BB next time but Apple or Android is where I would rather be from a phone perspective, and even that is sad since I would rather avoid the iPhone if possible but it is just head and toes above the competion right now.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I love Sprint’s plans, I have 3 phones with unlimited data, text, GPS for like <$150 or so. Two are BB Curves and one os my Mogul.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

What I don't get

is the whole “withdrawing from society” thing. Maybe it’s cause I’m old. The friends of mine spend hours converting movies to work on hte iphone, staring at their iphone, listening to ipods. It’s odd.

I just have no desire to spend $400 to $600 on a phone, and I like watching and interacting with people, I guess.

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that the iPhone is the problem.

I think it’s cellphones in general. Web-enabled phones have all but ruined any sort of manners people have. Countless of my friends will be fiddling away on their web-enabled phone while we are out to eat, just the two of us. It’s unbelievable to me because it’s almost subconscious and leaves me wondering if I’m that boring.

As for watching movies and the like, I don’t think it’s all that different from staying in and watching TV. Most of my friends watch movies and TV shows on their iProducts when traveling in a car or on a plane or when at home. To me, that’s not really withdrawing from society any more than watching TV or DVDs is withdrawing from society.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think just cellphones are the problem

it all started going wrong with Alexander Graham Bell.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 25, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well

The only reason they have the top selling phone is that there’s 2 models. Their market share of smart phones is blasted away by Blackberries, they’re just spread over like 12 models.

And which laptop is the highest in units sold?? Even if that is the case, their market share is still dwarfed on the whole compared to PCs at large.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes and no

Google is a bad comparison, but whatever.

I’m not sure how the geek appeal happened. maybe when the new Mac OS’s came out? The guys I’m talking about have Mac notebook that they would save from a fire before their kid, they’ve bought every iphone when it came out, and they’ve had at least 3 to 5 ipods.

Now you’ve made me think about when it started. It wasn’t happening back in the 90s; these people were fixated on linux. Now they all worship Jobs. Hmm.

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use both

Apple > Linux

The Mac OS is just better. I has more software (like the entire Adobe suite for instance) and still runs all geek tools (Apache, RoR, mysql, etc.) VMWare or Parallels for running all other OSes as well. I use Linux on server, Mac on laptop.

by creativereason on Aug 25, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It depends on what you need.

I also know a Linux/Mac nerd.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I owned an Apple IIe

that I bought in 1984. It died in 1991. I have never bought another thing from Apple. Not that I didn’t like the IIe…it was my first computer, and performed very well for all the years that I had it. I bought a hard drive for it that was as big as a breadbox, cost about $200, and had all of 128 KB on it!!!! It was great! But even so, no iPod for me.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 25, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

BlackBerrys

can be customized like that. I’m sure Apple got the idea from RIM.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

That may be the least Apple-like quality I can think of
In other words, it works the way YOU want it to work

Apple is very good at making interfaces that work for many people, but they are completely inflexible compared to open platforms (e.g. linux or android) or even the less dictatorial, but still proprietary ones (windows, blackberry, etc). If Apple hasn’t explicitly thought about how you want to use your device/computer, you’re probably out of luck.

FWIW, I say this as a mostly happy owner of an iphone and a macbook pro.

by brackenthebox on Aug 25, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is absolutely true.

In the same way that Windows narrowed the focus from previous operating systems, Apple narrows it further. Sort of acts ahead of the user to stop them from destroying their stuff, simplifies it so that any idiot can use it, and a smart person who doesn’t care to get too involved can do what they need without any bullshit.

When you scratch the surface too deeply, however, they are extremely inflexible and limit the user tons of ways.

On balance I really like my two apples (my computer and my shuffle), but I feel like some of the SQL and stuff I’d like to do would be easier on another machine.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it made intuitive sense

you wouldn’t be re-arranging it, and saying that the ability to re-arrange it, is great.

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I totally disagree

their menus make intuitive sense, i.e. “if I want to move this icon here, I just drag it there and it stays there.”, instead of “I have to find the settings menu that lets me re-order everything so that I can find the preset menu setting that I want from a list of choices”. How is that intuitive, unless you’ve always worked with computers and know that all the adjustments you make have to be done in the settings menu? It’s easy for you and me, but it’s impossible for my dad, who calls me all the time trying to figure out how his Blackberry works, or how to do certain things on it. He can pick up my iTouch and be surfing the web and checking the weather in 5 minutes but he’s had his Blackberry for a year and can’t to those things immediately because it isn’t intuitive to him when he looks at it.

The Palm Pre has more processing power than my laptop did back in 2002, and it’s in the palm of my hand. Why is it that everything has to be proprietary so that I can’t do what I want to do with it? I can change my iPhone just about any way I want, but I can only use Apple products on it and put music on it through iTunes. Yes, that sucks, but at least I can put music on it and figure out how to fucking play it, unlike my Treo which makes doing those things next to impossible because of the interfaces involved. The iPod is easy to use, and iTunes is easy to use, and both do things I want to do simply and without a lot of questions and FAQs.

I’ve played around with Android phones — they’re a pain in the ass, unless you like programming, in which case they’re awesome because you can do what you want to it and install the stuff you really like. But that doesn’t mean they are “easy to use”.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Android has upside

Android over the years will be getting better and better. As more phones start to use the OS. I am waiting for Sprint to finally get an Android phone

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too, Flim.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll believe it when I see it...

Android might be the best phone OS on the planet and its still going to have a tough time beating Apple. Similarly, Firefox and Chrome are the best browsers out there in terms of speed, customization, and functionality, yet if you add the usage of both of them together, they still don’t add up to the number of users who use IE, and the new version of that doesn’t even measure up to the other two browsers.

I like my Treo Pro and hate Windows Mobile, so I’d like to see an Android OS for the next Treo Pro. But if it’s going to cause me problems with sync, email setup, and so on, I’ll just keep what I have and carry both that and my Touch with me for music.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I’ve done it…and then I end up having problems with email (I have three different business accounts and personal mail that I sync to it) and syncing my calendar and contacts which are on Exchange.

Palm’s new OS is pretty sweet for that stuff, it goes out and grabs all the info from your various contact lists, facebook pages, even VEB logins, and puts them together under one contact. Like, if you had your name tied to your profile on here and VEB had a contacts list, the OS would literally file you under your name for phone number, email, screen name, facebook page, myspace page, VEB, your other SBNation and your own blog if you have one, ALL under one contact listing in the phone. It’s pretty damn sweet, I have to admit.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

More BlackBerry

Curves have sold this year than iPhones.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's because they're available on multiple networks

and they’ve been given away for free. More people have switched from Blackberry to iPhone than any other user, and they pay to do it by switching phone companies AND buying the phone. This would not happen the other way around, trust me.

The only reason I don’t have an iPhone is because if fucking hate AT&T’s service. I’ve been much happier with Sprint.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

three people who have gotten iPhones and then gotten rid of them for BlackBerry Bolds, which they paid for. I’m not a fan of the Bold b/c RIM and AT&T have ignored some pretty obnoxious software bugs. My 8330 Curve is less buggy and way older. Of course, it’s on Sprint.

I’ve played around with the iPhone. I will never buy it until it’s not soley an AT&T phone and it has a physical keyboard. I wouldn’t mind having a Touch. Is the next gen getting a mic?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard they

have crashing issues.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

never heard that

I have been waiting for them to come down in price before I get one

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

When my last Mogul crashed

I hoped they would replace it with a Touch Pro but instead I got a refurbished Mogul that had keyboard issues, now I am using my wife’s Mogul that she traded for a Curve. When I am eligble for an upgrade next year I am hoping either the Storm or an Android phone are on the Sprint network. I heard the Storm is coming but Sprint wants RIM to fix the problems wiht it first.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want the Tour.

But I have to wait until April.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

My buddy that works for Sprint

just got the tour and he loves it, even more than his Treo Pro, which is the phone that I have now.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is

…and a camera.

I use the touch because it’s a fun toy… and because I’m on Verizon and too lazy to switch. I like my Blackberry.

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

IE market share is just inertia

As many people are still using ie6 as ie7 (and neither of them are close to firefox based on this).

Also, firefox relies on people installing new software; android is going to come installed on their device. That coupled with the fact that people upgrade their phones much more frequently than their computers makes a switch much easier.

by brackenthebox on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

FF may take over more if Mozilla gets their way in Europe

Right now Win7 will include a “ballot” screen where the user selects their browser. Mozilla wants that screen gone and for MS to bring back their scrapped version with no browser pre installed by them. This would give either the user the choice or would force an OEM to install it. The biggest problem I see with no default browser is how do you download FF without getting to it? Unless you have it on a CD you will need some option to get a browser built into Windows.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don't think people are capable of a command

FTP pull from a server?

You’re lack of faith in humanity is disheartening.

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by azruavatar on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

If I had to teach people to use the ‘get’ command it would melt their brains. (and mine)

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that's a joke....

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you just using the incorrect "you're/your" on purpose now?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

Windows explorer can access the internet by itself, without the browser. So that solves the problem right there.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it redirected all requests to IE now

Or atleast used the IE process in the background. Anytime I use windows explorer to hit a web resource it loads my default browser, I haven’t tried without a browswer.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on XP

I don’t know how Vista handles it because I’m not stupid enough to load Vista on any of my machines.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I thought it did it on XP as well, but I know it does that on my Vista machines.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't mind me picking both your brains,

what is better about them? Just so I can make an informed decision.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 25, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use FF for almost everything

Except for dual browsing gameday and VEB gamethreads, which I use Iron for

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got chrome earlier this year and I really like it.

more intuitive and straightforward than FF IMO.

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 25, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if it's true

but the js engine seems much faster than anything I’ve used. That may just be the chrome marketing working for me, but the AJAX heavy sites seem much smoother for me

by brackenthebox on Aug 25, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought chrome had some sort of information gathering thing that was freaking people out.

Is that true or not?

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iron doesn't

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SRWare_Iron

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

people freaked out about that

but it’s unclear if it’s different from any other browser, and if it is, there’s always Iron

by brackenthebox on Aug 25, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a haxxored version of chrome or something?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it affect performance in any way?

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't noticed

Seems to run as well as Chrome

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, well, next time you see me

I’ll no longer be my African-animal influenced self but will be instead some sort of metal.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It also supposedly has some ad blocking

But I haven’t really noticed it

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

And even if you wanted to it’s supposedly quite hard to get rid of.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Preemptive TWSS.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanx

I figured that would be the answer but needed to ask it.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 25, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Removing IE

from a Vista machine is one of the most miserable experiences one can go through. Not to bad on XP, though.

I've made a huge tiny mistake.

by the red baron on Aug 25, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chrome

is really nice if you want simple, fast, and low CPU pull. It’s built on an old version of Apple’s WebKit software, so it basically looks and feels like an old Mac window. It’s very streamlined and easy.

I use Chrome for a lot of work stuff, when I’m primarily working with simple pages of text and things like that. For my personal browsing, I still use Opera. It’s got a ton of extra features, heavily customizable, and personally, I just like the way it works. Always have, probably always will.

Oh, and one more thing: I’m not sure if the Google folks have fixed it (they probably have), but the early versions of Chrome had a really serious security risk that had carried over from the version of WebKit it was based on. I would be very careful using it for any sort of sensitive data application. (Online banking and the like.)

I've made a huge tiny mistake.

by the red baron on Aug 25, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They came out with a patch for that

in the current version that came out 3 months ago or so.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

They all ripped off Xerox's research anyway

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coolness

My dad used to work in the computer industry a long time ago and we still have some sweet old stuff in the basement. We have a huge tape drive that is the size of a small fridge. You open this clear plastic door, basically, and put in a disk the size of a pizza.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, their basement, not mine

I’m pretty sure the basement of my apartment building has the body of Jimmy Hoffa in it. Or at least all the stuff that Geraldo Rivera thought he had found in Al Capones “secret vault”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid my dad

had one of those huge-assed HP mainframes for his business’s recordkeeping. I thought it was the greatest thing. In retrospect, you really couldn’t do a damn thing with it. lol

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 25, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be as old as me

if not older.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 25, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then Windows

ripped off the Mac OS and made it for PC’s.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer for me and my itouch.

Good conversation on Apple though.

Also, I feel dirty typing ‘itouch’.

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can't hold the home and power buttons for 30 seconds

and then try and restore again. if that fails, you’re pretty much stuck taking it to apple

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 25, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skippy was tipping his glove at the beginning of the season

the ball knew where it was going to be so it was able to avoid it.

by Evilfrog on Aug 25, 2009 8:31 AM EDT reply actions   4 recs

We've got a better team now

and I think we’ll be able to break the can’t-hit-any-lefties spell tonight. We should be able to – it’s Wandy Rodriguez, not CC Sabathia.

Carp for NL Cy Young!

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 25, 2009 8:38 AM EDT reply actions  

i think we are

9-2 against lefties since Holliday and Lugo showed up.

by Evilfrog on Aug 25, 2009 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

the DeRosa/Lugo/Holliday triad makes us more formidible versus southpaws at three positions, which is pretty significant. I suppose that tonight will be the new-look Cards’ greatest test, our old nemesis Wandy.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which is a very good thing since

the Phillies picked up Cliff Lee. We may get large doses of him or Clayton Kershaw in the postseason.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Aug 25, 2009 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Lee absolutely terrifies me, to the tune of Kenny Rogers ’06. But Kershaw is scary, too.

by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 25, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

woe.

see above

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree...

The pre-Holliday/DeRosa offense had a number of pathetic performances, but none more so than that Sunday night in Cleveland against Lee. It was embarrassing.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 25, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't remind me

Literally the least competitive game all season. It was over in the 2nd inning when the Cardinals decided to chase whatever poopburger pitches Lee was tossing up there.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poopburger.

That made me lol.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the positive side...

at least everyone in the lineup’s seen him once now?

errrrrr….

by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 25, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We *need* to be aggressive...

and swing at the first pitch we see. Or something like that.

That game was so frustrating to watch. Our PAs were absolutely attrocious. If I remember correctly, DeRosa whacked a HR off Carp early on that essentially sealed the game for the Tribe.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Are you saying you’d rather have Derosa/Lugo/Holliday playing against lefties than Thursty/Schumaker/Dunc? NO WAY.

Seriously, the idea of playing Thursty/Schumaker/Dunc on the field at the same time against LHP is an offensive and defensive abomination.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 25, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately,

Ankiel still plays versus lefties. Ugh.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably right

And it’s all okay b/c he hits them better to whatever level a .600 something OPS and inferior defense is “better.” Whatever Tony, whatever man…

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball cube splits

AP vs Sabathia: .111/.111/.111 (9ABs)
AP vs Rodriguez: .167/.348/.167 (18 ABs)
Holliday vs Sabathia: .333/.333/.333 (3ABs)
Holliday vs Rodriguez: .273/.333/.818 (11ABs)
DeRosa vs Sabathia: .222/.222/.222 (9ABs)
DeRosa vs Rodriguez: .286/.412/.429 (14ABs)
Lugo vs Sabathia: .222/.300/.444 (18 ABs)
Lugo vs Rodriguez: 0 ABs
Ludwick vs Sabathia: .333/.333/.333 (3ABs)
Ludwick vs Rodriguez: .231/.333/.308 (13 ABs)
Molina vs Sabathia: .000/.000/.000 (6 ABs)
Molina vs Rodriguez: .289/.289/.289 (21ABs)

I was going to make some statement about us hitting better lefties better than not so good lefties but I guess we don’t hit either of them. Also it looks like the Cube doesn’t have stats up for 09 yet so some of these may not be up to date. Also I didn’t run any lefties or Boog since I didn’t think they would have much of an impact

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog impacts the earth.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

Boog is .200/.200/.200 in 10 ABs vs Wandy

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have it on good authority

his splits against the earth are not that good.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it explains the socks

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Boog

kissed the earth the other day with that awesome diving catch. Boog for president.

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by totalloser on Aug 25, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no,

it’s the left handed Tim Lincecum

by STLRegalia on Aug 25, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, DanUp,

for articulating my feelings about WANDY. He has really bothered me for the last couple of seasons and you have nicely laid out on paper (pixels?) the reasons why.

by cardsgirl95 on Aug 25, 2009 8:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Does Wandy have grit?

A little guy who can befuddle the best hitters. I’d just have to tip my cap to him. Having said that, let’s get him tonight.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Aug 25, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup prediction.....

Lugo 2B
Ryan SS
AP 1B
Holliday LF
Luddy RF
DeRosa 3B
Molina C
Ankiel CF
Waino P

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Aug 25, 2009 9:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I've got a fever...

…and the only prescription is more Ankiel. Ironic that Waino is the vaunted “second leadoff man” in this lineup.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU NEED TO

swap ryan with ankiel, and then move ryan to the 9 spot and move up waino to 8 it is TLR ya know

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Aug 25, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Ankiel hitting in front of Albert vs a lefty. No thankyou.

In fact, anyone with a <.350 OBP hitting in front of Albert, ever. No thankyou.

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed

Ankiel hitting in front of albert vs a lefty. No thankyou

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 25, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta sit AP

i’m calling it first!

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one not on the Allen Craig bandwagon?

Move over. Guess I need to start cheering for prospects.

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 9:47 AM EDT reply actions  

There's *always* room on the Allen Craig bandwagon.

Welcome aboard.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

agreed.

welcome.

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Aug 25, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig homerun

I made the Memphis game in Round Rock last night, and was again treated to history. ( I got to see Many Para’s perfect game here ) . The four homers were really cool, but Craig’s landed in the upper deck in left field, and was by far the longest of the four. It was a shot!! On the other hand, his bases clearing single was a blooper over short that Round Rock kicked around the entire park. Descalso also made a great play going to his left at second. Glaus appears to be very bored with the minor league experience, but he can throw to first base. He did not even move on two balls hit down the line.

by Remember Kenny B on Aug 25, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not.

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Aug 25, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen Craig?

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by azruavatar on Aug 25, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disengage!

You’re not going to convince him. It’s going to take a home run in September (or whenever) coupled with a quinessential Tony quote like “He really earned some points with that at bat.” That would change things, but until then it is pointless.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 25, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why does he get a free pass to make statements like that though.

Just because someone is beligerent enough to ward everyone else off? That’s not right and I think it’s a legitimate question.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Aug 25, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not even necessarily trying to change his opinion in this case

but I do want to know what went into its formulation.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Aug 25, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

cause we know from experience that its not worth the effort

not feeding the troll and all that. he doesnt put any research or thought into it. all gut all the time w/ a sprinkle of TLR regurgitation

by FunkeeC on Aug 25, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care to know

I guess that is all I’m saying. There are people here that are contrarians quite a bit, but manage to do it in a way that keeps good dialogue flowing. All for that. I don’t want it all to be a bunch of groupthink here, and I don’t think anyone else does either.

If you really do want to know his formulation, then I guess it is wrong of me to interfere with that. I think you know better than anybody it’s going to end up being fruitless though. I am pretty sure everyone is able to understand he is pretty closely wed to whatever he believes TLR’s opinion to be, and compartmentalize it appropriately. If he finds out he was wrong about TLR’s opinion, or that TLR changed his opinion, then he will change his own. That’s my brief summation of his formulation. Everything else is window dressing.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 25, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

My opinion about his defense comes from a friend that says he should never play 3B in the majors. I don’t think his bat will play all that well, that is MY opinion from seeing him.

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Aug 25, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

shocking

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more forgiving than most,

but this is getting old.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been going on since he signed up

He’s a contrarian under every situation, everyone gets it, no one has to respond, it’s worthless. Let him make uneducated comments in peace.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just said he's not on the Allen Craig bandwagon...

what’s the big deal? How can a question about whether someone

For example, I was never on the Jess Todd bandwagon. Did I have a “good” reason? Not really – I just watched him pitch, didn’t think his stuff was all that great, and assessed that he had the upside of a middling middle reliever in the bigs.

Let’s all save the enmity for when people make comments that are false, contradictory, or stupid. If he’s not on the Craig bandwagon, so be it, he can join the Cards FO on the sideline.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 25, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, this has never happened before and in no way indicates a pattern of behavior.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

SSS

How many posts do you need before we trust the statistics?
Or maybe we just trust the mods; they have access to a lot more information than we do.

by brackenthebox on Aug 25, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

my gut tells me that his presence as a poster

brings up the PORB (posting over replacement blogger) score for us all……

he just bleeds intangibles….

and hell, he just is the model of consistency

by FunkeeC on Aug 25, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He gets the full

5 Morgans for consistency. A HOFer!

by MdRedbirdFreak on Aug 25, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Because it's constant

VEB seems to think _______________________ (in this case, Craig should get a shot) so he doesn’t. No one here has that great of an idea about Craig, but at least they’ve looked at the stats or seen him or something. I’d pretty much guarantee Sooner has done neither, yet he has an opinion on the matter. Like pretty much everything else he debates people on. Or rather makes a dumb statement, people call him out, then he plays semantics and changes his whole statement to begin with.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fact, the argument doesn't even require his presence to occur.

Like so.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what pisses me off most.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then she laughed.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love the differing opinions.

It’s just he says stuff and then walks away. Like, I’m not on the Craig bandwagon or whatever, and then he just leaves. He comes back a few hours later (typically, not on this particular thread) and proceeds to argue the living hell out of everyone who commented back on it. At least, if you have an argument to make, support your points with evidence. I just get tired of the one-liners.

If he’s not on the Allen Craig bandwagon, FINE! I don’t mind that. At all. What I do mind is the sniping that he causes. Most of the “Chupe mantequilla de mi culo” moments on VEB involve him in some way, with a few notable exceptions. That means to me that he is a large part of the problem. This comment isn’t really that bad at all, it’s just the sniping. Grrr.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys aren't gonna believe me till he hits 10 million comments

Most amount of stir, least amount of words.

One of these days he will type “no” and you will eat your babies trying to entertain.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe.

Yeah, you’re right. He has this magical quality about him that elicits responses. =(

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm tipping my comments!

You guys are amateurs. There’s hundreds of people online who pull this. The boards that keep some kind of control ignore it, and they do so without prejudice or delay.

There are no faces online. Alas, there are no pies of midwest niceness. You have to respond to activity, and activity alone. If you guys keep saying “he keeps doing this!” … let me tell you a secret.

He’s going to keep doing this.

And that goes for every member in the whole board.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed

One of these days he will type "no" and you will eat your babies trying to entertain.

My 13-year-old daughter would say this is when LOLz. I don’t agree with that. Anyway I found this funny. As long as I don’t end up eating my 6 year-old.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

How fucking stupid.....

If you feel that way, attack the guy that made the first post. All I did was let him know that he wasn’t the only one. That is it. Had I wanted to debate it with you or somebody else, I’d have went more in depth.

My. God.

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Aug 25, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright.

I apologize for “attacking you.” Sorry.

However, let’s go back to the original post.

Am I the only one not on the Allen Craig bandwagon? Move over. Guess I need to start cheering for prospects.

What most of us interpreted this to mean was that the poster had not previously been on the bandwagon, but was now getting on, as evidenced by the first response. So, posting a simple “I’m not,” appeared to everyone as being contrarian.

So, if you thought he was saying he wasn’t on the bandwagon then I’m sorry. Try reading more carefully next time or something.

Also, I am sincerely apologizing if you feel I in any way attacked your character. It’s just frustrating that you seem to fire these little quips all the time. /walks away

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.....

And it isn’t my comment that causes the sniping, as seen by the fact that another poster actually started this topic today. The sniping is caused b/c there are a handful of posters that like nothing more than to engage me. Period. My original post in this thread doesn’t break any board rules, wasn’t rude, or anything. The other poster asked a question, I said he wasn’t alone. YOU and a few others started the sniping. THAT is the problem.

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Aug 25, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we have a different

definition of the word snipe and how it relates to forums.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to mention

You as a guy that often plays the role of contrarian, but one that defends your point of view with some independent thought. I think you often raise some real good points that are getting missed, and on occasion adjust some people’s thinking.

Not to suggest that is all you do or anything, but when you challenge the widely held notions I get the sense you know what your own thoughts are and are sharing them honestly. There’s a a big distinction right there. Occasionally I’ve been the odd duck here too.

I do agree with you that it is no big deal that he doesn’t think much of Allen Craig, but we’ve seen how this devolves again and again. Every couple days or so.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 25, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wandy and Waino

Do have something very much in common, a monster curveball. I don’t remember Waino being straight up dominant in the minors. I remember him being good but nothing amazing. You mention the same thing about Wandy. Maybe a great curveball is like a good wine. It takes a few years to develop. So by the time time Curveball is truly dominant they are already out of the minors.

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions  

throwing a good curveball will get you looked at...

locating a good curveball will get you worshipped

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adam

has always said his problems in the minors were purely mental, basically that he never trusted his stuff the way he did starting in 06 after talking to de-facto pitching coach Chris Carpenter.

Maybe Wandy talked to Carp.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

carp would have made him carry his luggage

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

Dave Duncan discovered that Wagonmaker was tipping his pitches in the minors and immediately corrected the problem, allowing Wainwright to step in and dominate as closer. Or something like that…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch values

Wandy and Wainwright and 2 and 1, respectively, in pitch value (wFB) on their fastball. Wainwright leads by a whisper thin margin of one-tenth of a run.

  • A.D.A.M.: 17.9
  • Rodriguez: 17.8

You also make a good point about their respective minor league records. They were both far from bad, but they didn’t do anything really that would suggest they were a few seasons from upper-echelon type results.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that matches the wCB from fangraphs, WW’s wFB is actually a -11.0

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAH!

Yeah I did. -1, me.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ATL would not have

included Wagonmaker if they didn’t have concerns. And Cox and Mazzone are pretty good at grooming pitchers. I totally agree that there is an mental aspect of the game that is hard to quantify, i.e. control as a separate factor.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Aug 25, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

In theory though...

…you could say that about the Cardinals WRT The Mysterious Unnamed Diamondback.

In 2004 it looked like the Bravos were probably going to lose Sheffield to free agency, so they needed outfield help. They may have felt they didn’t need Wainwright as much as they needed an OF bat and JD Drew was their guy. This is all wild speculation of course, but I think the point still stands. It may not be a negative appraisal of Wainwright as much as they saw a need somewhere else.

On a related note, I find it interesting that Drew had a monster year in 2004. The dude hit 31 bombs with a .436 OBP. Not too shabby.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

It’s hard to know from an outside perspective what all went into ATL’s decision making.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Aug 25, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz

maybe i’m behind on this since i haven’t looked at veb in a couple days, but good lord, are you SEEING this pitch-tipping nonsense on the rotoworld scroll? This has to be a joke right? like maybe a big "dave duncan ironically impersonates “dave duncan,” graying the boundaries between baseball and performance art.

by spencegrif on Aug 25, 2009 10:23 AM EDT reply actions  

rotoworld agrees with the opinion of the board from what i can tell

they seem pretty skeptical that pitch tipping had anything to do with the improved results (as opposed to the padres)

by brackenthebox on Aug 25, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

So dave duncan is into Dada?

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ceci n'est pas un pitch

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

This graph is my hero.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why so 6?

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

j'aime magritte

bien.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 25, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was trippy

Very cool though.
Magritte is not a hack, which is an important quality for modern painters to have. He manages to be very “meta” without it seeming stupid.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you guys know?

That the Cub’s by city ordinance have no Friday or Saturday night games at home?

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 11:06 AM EDT reply actions  

they also have a

Completely Useless By September ordinance.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a website for that now.

Instant rimshot.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like

sad trombone

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 25, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like clicking the counter and making it go up.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This year

it seems they are Completely Useless BEFORE September. ;)

by cardsgirl95 on Aug 25, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

which doesn’t make any sense to me, because most people don’t have to get up and work on Saturday or Sunday, so why exactly are they going to bed at 9 PM?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's to deal with parking around Wrigleyville

as I’ve been told.

The non-baseball businesses and residents don’t want the traffic on those nights.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Again,

that’s really stupid. Most of the businesses around there are restaurants and bars — wouldn’t you want 40,000 people coming into your neighborhood to eat and drink? I can understand it from a residential point of view I guess, but then why allow them to play night games at all? I would think that the problems would be larger on weeknights than on weekends.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agree completely

Just the reasoning I’ve been told by friends who live in Wrigleyville. They, for 2, want weekend night games.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Aug 25, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

If I’m a downtown wrigleyville bus. I want 4:00 game times on Friday and Saturday.

"Don't do anything till I get back!" - Jesus to the Cubs

by cardzfanbub on Aug 25, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not about businesses

People want to be able to park wtihin a mile of their house/condo/apartment when they come home.

On game days ,they can’t.

Parking in that whole area is annoying.

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which I totally understand

but then why is it more of a problem on weekends than on weekdays? I mean, they would HAVE to leave on a weekday to go to work right? So if the game is at 6 or 7 that means people are getting there around 5 and causing the same issues.

I guess I just don’t understand Chicago and probably never will. AFAIC it’s a great place to visit and a horrible place to live.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schu's glove

I am sure he has improved, but am I alone in thinking that the vast improvement in UZR/150 is connected to the “small sample size” disclaimer that has become mandatory when discussing ANYTHING in May? To my eye he wasn’t an absolute disaster even early on, which is to say I felt he was surpassing my personal expectations from game one.

Again, not saying he isn’t getting better but I am not convinced he was really all that bad to begin with. Much to my surprise.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 25, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah I think I agree with that.

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 25, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree...

I really don’t think it was that bad to begin with.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 25, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

it was pretty much what you’d expect to happen in that given situation, on the optimistic side

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting numbers here:

Per Fangraphs:

As of this morning, over the last 30 days, the Cardinals have the best starting pitching (per FIP) in the big leagues, and overall have the third best pitching staff in all of baseball. Our relievers over that period rate right in the middle of the pack (14th overall), which is what you would expect with three pitching well (Miller, Franklin, Hawksworth), one so-so (McClellan), and three pitching not so well (Thompson, Reyes, Motte).

Now, here’s whats interesting to me: All of us think that our offense has been winning us more games since the Lugo and Holliday acquisitions (which was also around the time DeRosa got back in the lineup). But it hasn’t been markedly better than it was in July, even with Holliday’s ridiculous numbers over the last month, only about .10 points in wOBA, while the rest of the league has made a huge jump over that same period. The Cubs and D-Backs have been hitting about as well as we have the last month, and we’ve picked up 7 games on the Cubs over that time. An interesting side-note on the offense: Our team WPA is the best in the NL over that time, as is our Clutch rating. Perhaps we’re winning more games with timely hitting in the late innings because our pitching is keeping us in enough games so that our offense has a chance?

Regardless, I think this is a positive thing when talking about the postseason. The Dodgers don’t scare me near as much as they did back in June, but the Phillies are beginning to look like a juggarnaut if they can ever get everyone hitting at the same time. Ibanez and Werth have cooled off while Howard has heated up, Rollins has been below average all year, and Utley is simply the best player in the NL not named Albert Pujols. They have the best overall pitching in the NL since the trade deadline, and if they’d just end the Brad Lidge experiment and let Madson close games their bullpen would be a lot better off. No other team really matches up with our pitching staff besides them (they can roll out three quality starters and have a better fourth option than we do).

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

who has that graph of offense vs defense?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Colby Rasmus #5 on the pie chart

depending on how much you like defensive metrics.

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by azruavatar on Aug 25, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

did someone say pie?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar plz

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 25, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hanley Ramirez is not pleased with your assumptions

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 25, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

They’re 8 games back and 9 back in the loss column. They’re all but cooked unless Philly just decides to suck for the whole month of September. They are not the 2008 Mets, that’s for sure.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he meant

about the best player outside Pujols part, but I could be wrong.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agree about the Phillies

But I think you could also say that about the Cards. I don’t think Pujols has really been quite on top of his game offensively the past month. If he starts really raking, and Holliday keeps up his pace (or even 75% of this pace), combined with our rotation, which, in the playoffs, I think is the single most scary rotation in all of baseball (with the Giants a close second…they don’t have a 3 guy the level of Pineiro)…aren’t we pretty much the definition of the team no one wants to play in a playoff series?

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

who is the phillies 3 guy these days?

Happ? Statistically it’s Blanton, I suppose…

by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 25, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Statistically

It would be Lee, Happ, Blanton because Hamels has really, really sucked this year.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

man

who wins a Lee vs. Carp duel….

by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 25, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

While I'm not a huge proponent of us beating the Phils, I think we

really match up well with them. Waino and Carp can get lefties out, and our bullpen should be pretty stout against lefties.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Aug 25, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had Mike and Mike or First Take on in the background while I was doing homework this morning

and they were trying to say Blanton is the number 2, Happ is number 3, and Pedro is number 4. I laughed, and then I secretly wished that the Phillies thought this too.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Aug 25, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is why it surprises me that

ESPN still has the Dodgers above the Cardinals on their power rankings. I know I am biased but at this point in time the Cards and Phils are the teams to be in the NL and will probably have the best two records when it is all said and done. The Dodgers may even end up wild cards behind the Rockies the way they are playing right now.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

See I follow the ESPN Baseball Today podcasts

And they love the Cardinals. They have had them pretty much top 5 all season and currently have the Cardinals #2 behind the Yankee’s

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

This week's ESPN power rankings

Yanks
Angels
Phillies
Dodgers
Red Sox
Cardinals
Rangers
Rockies

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I get that

:), I was saying they are completely off from the ones on ESPN.com which are the BBTN ones.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

seems that way :)

I just use the web mostly and find the powerrankings mostly funny each week.

FoxSports has one I more agree with, Yanks, Angels, Phills, Cards, Dodgers as the top 5.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

The thing that annoys me about their rankings this week

is that the headline proclaims that the Cardinals are surging even though Fox Sports had them ranked four last week as well.

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 25, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know they dropped us this week too... i didn't really understand the rationale behind it at all

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, what a matchup that would be

Hamels has been pretty beatable this year (and still, as of late) and Joe Blanton just doesn’t scare me, though I do remember him dominating us earlier this year. But in a Carp/Waino/Pineiro vs. Hamels/Lee/Happ (or Blanton) 3-game stretch, I think Carp wins, Lee wins, and Happ/Pineiro is a push…

by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 25, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

But slightly tweak that

To

Carp vs Lee
Waino vs Hamels
Pineiro vs Happ

I will take the Cardinals in all 3

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

And I don't even think Hamels

has been their 3 guy, statswise…I think Blanton’s probably had a better year. Now, at the top, I think Lee and Happ are actually just about a push with Carp/Waino (or Lincecum/Cain).

Of course, if they actually throw Hamels in the playoffs, so much the better.

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

really?

check out his splits from the the last few months…. pretty sick.

by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 25, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I refused a fantasy trade for Happ for just that reason

Though his fantasy stats refuse to come back down to earth. So he looks awesome!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe...

His ERA+ is over 160 right now…higher than Waino’s, actually. Now, granted, that includes Waino’s mediocre first month, and I do think Waino’s better…but still, Happ’s been excellent. Probably NL ROY, in my opinion.

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boom.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phils definitely have a lot of mediocre starters without much on the high end.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the other hand, that lee trade probably is the best transaction of the season,

all due respect to matt holliday.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

It takes them from hoping their starting pitching can hold out (a la the ’06 Cards) to a solid chance to defend their title.

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with that

They kept their top three ‘spects and got a legitimately awesome pitcher back, AND said pitcher has a pretty team-friendly contract. Great, great pickup. Their GM (Amaro IIRC?) deserves a lot of credit for not panicking and pulling the trigger on one of JP Ricciardi’s insane Roy Halladay requests.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Julio Lugo death stare

It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.

by YesWeOquendo on Aug 25, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think we have the better 3....

but for some reason Blanton does seem to dominate us…he’s not very over powering but he must be fairly deceptive on his delivery to the plate…

by tpawade on Aug 25, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corner OFers

In July, Ludwick was hot. Then, we got Holliday and he has been setting the NL on fire as Ludwick has cooled off a bit. So, I guess it isn’t surprising that our starting pitching is what is carrying us. We’ve had a few monster offensive games and watching this lineup is less frustrating than the Joe Thurston At Third lineup, but I don’t think that the overall results are so much better than before so as to sing the offense’s praises. The credit lies with the two-headed monster of Carp and Wagonmaker.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see that as surprising

Carp and Wainwright have been slapping people around, and Pineiro is right behind them.

I do think there are fewer days when we just get shut down by some nobody.

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's surprising

nor do I think anyone would be surprised by the data. But I see a lot of people here thinking that it’s because our offense has been so much better than it was before Lugo and Holliday, but it hasn’t been a whole lot better over that span, the pitching has been better while everyone else’s pitching has been falling off.

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by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of us believed Shu could become an average (or better) 2b-man

Then again, some of us believed Kip Wells could be a suppanesque starter.

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by Zubin on Aug 25, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Ed Sanchez

no longer on Spingfield Roster. Interwebs error? Moved up to Memphis? Big Club?

Bueller? Bueller?

by meat on Aug 25, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Interesting

…very very interesting…

by paposse on Aug 25, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

his player page still says

Springfield but he isn’t on Springfield or Memphis’s roster

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's Fredbird?

has anyone seen the van?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post season eligibility question

I know the deadline is midnight on August 31st, but IIRC the playoff roster construciton rules changed in the last few years. Is the post season eligibility basis now a team’s 40 man roster instead of the 25 + DL list? If so, would it behoove the Cards to call up a youngster or two this week?

There are two open spots on the 40 man roster. Boggs can take another ten day trip to Memphis after Saturday’s start. Motte could even take a test drive down in AAA for Memphis’ pennant run.

by ubeddie on Aug 25, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be eligible for the postseason

players have to be on the 25 man roster prior to August 31st. The only exception is if a player on the 25 man roster is placed on the 60 day disabled list. He can then be replaced by another player.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

25 plus 15 and 60 DL

The rule changed in 07 to include players on the DL as of August 31 per this email extract from a Red Sox FO

each team’s initial pool of eligible players is the 25 players on its active roster at midnight on 8/31 plus any players on the 15-day DL, 60-day DL, suspended list, bereavement list, etc.

This means Lohse, Glaus and Welly are eligible for the post season. I thought it changed again in 08 but can’t find anything on mlb.com except refernces to rule 40(a)

by ubeddie on Aug 25, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahah!

“Hey, Khalil, stick around . We might, um, need you…..”

by sdrone on Aug 25, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Voodoo rosternomics?"

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

*is intrigued*

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Awesome.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me be the first to say...

if Jason Marquis somehow beats us in the playoffs, I may jump off a bridge.

by RedbirdAvenger on Aug 25, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

see above. sadface.

He is in the exclusive club of Owning Albert.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYP

He is in the exclusive club of Owning People Albert hasn’t eliminated yet

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by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Shhhhh...

They could always start tonight.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 25, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched it live

I’m so glad I stayed up. It was easily the best game I’ve watched this year.

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

Looked like a pretty wild finish. 14 innings w/ minimal scoring followed by a run-outburst in the last inning. Wild stuff. That Rockies team owes Clint Hurdle an apology or something.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Important omission

Wandy is an extremely handsome man. We must never forget.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 25, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Redbird Rite of Passage

In his daily must-read 10@10, Goold discusses the Cards identifying pitching tipping on the part of new acquisitions:

It has become a rite of passage for a new Cardinal pitcher: The Cleansing of the Tips. There are a handful of pitchers who have joined the Cardinals in recent seasons and after having some success — or, in a few cases, even before they have had their success — admit that they discovered, with the help of pitching coach Dave Duncan, manager Tony La Russa and Cardinals’ teammates, that they were … drum roll please … tipping pitches. John Smoltz is just the latest.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Win.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's really the problem, isn't it?

If it’s as easy as fixing a tell as to what pitch Wellemeyer is throwing, then why has Wellemeyer been awful this year under Duncan’s tutelage?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Aug 25, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably not that easy, of course

And it’s probably just all mind games that LaDunc and the boys are playing with the opposing hitters. And I, for one, am all for anything that gets hitters thinking while the pitch is being thrown…preferably thoughts along the lines of, “Perhaps I should have been thinking less, and swung at that belt-high fastball down the middle.”

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wellemeyer's tip is a big sign around his neck that says

“all my pitches are crap.”

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

three things could have happened for smoltz to improve
  • nothing: Smoltz did nothing different this outing verus his last outing. He just had batter results due to better luck or worse batters.
  • Fixed tipping/mechanical issue: Duncan and crew found ether a tip or something in his delivery, fixed it, and now everything is hunky dorry.
  • Changed gameplan: Dave Duncan looked at what he was throwing and where, and what results he was getting with those pitchs. Yadi then called a different game then what Smoltz would have had with Boston. Getting better results.

Of all these I think 1 or 3 is the most likely scenario. Duncan is an approch guy so the idea of him fixing someone like Smoltz is laughable.

Of all these I think 2 is the best to tell the press. If you tell them you changed his approach opposing teams are going to be breaking down his pitch type/ location more. If you tell them that you fixed a tip then maybe they spend more time trying to figure out what the tip was and what is now different.

What ever they did, I don’t see why they should tell us.

by Evilfrog on Aug 25, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about "healing process continued"?

he’s still recovering from surgery. he had a 17 or so day break from pitching. i have read he abandoned the splitter entirely in bahstahn because it was so ineffective. maybe he just needed more rest to get his arm to a point where he could throw some pitches.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be very interested to look at Smoltzy next year...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the theory i subscribe to

i really love smoltzie on 17 days rest every time

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take Option 4:

Threw better pitches.

I watched him make several starts with the Sawx this season, and he in no way looked like the guy we saw on the mound Sunday. It wasn’t the gameplan, it wasn’t nothing, and the pitch tipping I’m very skeptical of. Not to the point I would call bullshit on it, but skeptical nonetheless. But his breaking stuff on Sunday was completely different from what he was tossing up there in Fenway earlier in the year.

I've made a huge tiny mistake.

by the red baron on Aug 25, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything that works out is because I, DD, am awesome

Anything that doesn’t is because the pitcher I worked with is a no-talent assclown hack of a human being who hates authority, America, and pie.

I think that’s the logic or something, maybe less hostile….

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair it was true about Wells and Marquis. Especially the assclown part.

But the logic is pretty mindblowing- you just can’t know why TLR’s decisionmaking disagrees with objective measures, but there’s gotta be a good reason! He’s TLR!!!!1

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Similar cases both

Great stuff and lots of potential…none of it ever tapped b/c neither had any ability to make good pitches with that good stuff. Wells simply couldn’t control his stuff and walked everyone, Marquis’s command was awful and he left a ton of slop up.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awkward moment

I am at the Library working and this dude behind me is going full blown Air Guitar. This is a grown man in his 40’s. He is jamming out on his ipod and has been air guitaring for over a minute now

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

hey man...

how long would it take to get a VEB CheBird t-shirt?

(this is probably in your post about it)

by goodymobb on Aug 25, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I just ordered a ton's of shirts

Just waiting to get them. If they are already made or have the T-shirts already than I can ship them out fast.

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you should join him. just walk up and start air guitaring next to him.

wait for him to get freaked out.

oh, and don’t get shot.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no.

He needs a rhythm section. Start air drumming.

Yes, I may have actually done this before. Why do you ask?

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you do this...

when he’s listening to his ipod?

"Don't do anything till I get back!" - Jesus to the Cubs

by cardzfanbub on Aug 25, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was wondering how he was supposed to keep rhythm when he couldn't hear the song.

Start air drumming randomly and see if he says anything. If he gives you a dirty look just explain to him that you’re sorry the beat is off, but you weren’t sure what song he was on.

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 25, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Explain that your air-monitor is messed up because you spilled imaginary franklins on it.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rockouts

I’ll tell you what, I’m 39 and I have been known to have a rockout from time to time. You know that commercial with the bald Asian-looking fellow rocking out in his car to “The Point of Know Return?” Yeah, that’s me sometimes.

And you know what? I’m okay with it!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to get my rocking on while I am down on the farm with a bird running loose.

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Just keep your windows up if you are singing on the frigging 405.

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Aug 26, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love that commercial

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Slap some bass

man

/Reggae
/sounds like a leprechaun

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by azruavatar on Aug 25, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liked that movie a lot more than I thought I would

Guess I was getting a little overloaded with those dudes, but I dug it.

by goodymobb on Aug 25, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Wagner soap opera continues!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He signed with the Vikings?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

don't get ahead of the ball

he has to un-retire first

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then retired.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a dream last night that Hawksworth will get shelled in his next appearance

just thought I’d put that out there

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

gaw?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that we will need him to pitch anytime soon heh. stupid dream

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stab

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm annoying everyone today

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone here drive a Camaro?

Papa Johns is giving away free Pizza’s to all Camaro owners tomorrow

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

John found his

I just saw that the founder of Papa John’s found his 1971 Camaro so I guess this is tied to that.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish they were giving free pizza to people who drive Saturns.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free pizza to people "living" off of graduate stipends would do wonders for me

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but you have to sit through a seminar

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like the Red Sox are getting Wagner from the Mets after all

No word on the details yet…I guess this means that the Red Sox agreed not to offer Wagner arbitration?

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

weird. the move makes sense on its own but not for a club that just shed smoltz

and paid his salary. smoltz clearly would have been a reasonable addition to the bullpen. even with his unattractive ERA, smoltz was a better bet than somebody who hasn’t thrown a ML pitch since – what? 16 months ago?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz has some serious bonus

35K a game can add up when he is a reliever plus 500K bonus at end of the season

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

wagner has a $2M buyout, and I think the Sawx will be on the hook for $2M more this year.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right about the $1M bonus -- but still, the sawx have to pay wagner $3m total.

even with the $500K bonus and assuming Smoltz pitches 30 games in relief you’re still talking $1.5m. I’d rather pay $1.5M for whatever Smoltz brings you in relief than $3M for whatever wagner does.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Wagner killed the trade

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were talking about it on BBTN

and I guess Papeldouche is not happy about it either. Ain’t that a crying f-ing shame.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 25, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it any coincidence that the two biggest D-bags in baseball

have both bitched about how their teams have been run this year.

I think not.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 25, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful...

…or the Deputy may have to bring you in for questioning.

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a problem he's had since he first got into the majors.

Not sure there’s any chance he’s going to get over it.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Smoltz on Sports Talk Radio

I happened to be in Boston on Sunday and Monday morning and then in Atlanta later on Monday. I was in the car a lot and was curious how local sports talk radio in Smoltz’s two former baseball homes would react to his strong outing for his new team against the Padres.

In Atlanta, they didn’t talk about it much when I was listening, but when they did, they were fairly supportive. I think this stemmed from their love of Smoltz and from the fact that the Braves starting rotation is so strong that they know bringing him back there wouldn’t have been the right move.

In Boston, they mentioned Smoltz and the impresssive outing and then said this was a perfect example of how the AL is better than the NL. I wanted to throw something at the radio but felt my safety in the car was more important than avenging sports talk radio stupidity.

by Fred Head on Aug 25, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

You can't fix stupid

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 25, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I equate...

listening to sports talk radio with watching a sit-com: I know how it’s going to start, I know how it’s going to end, and I have to buy in to a lot of unrealistic bullshit to get anything out of it.

For instance, this morning the local sports talk radio show host (I tune in because his co-host is well informed, gives good points, even though he goes of on political tangents from time to time) got on the topic of the Little League World Series, because a local team was playing in it. Did we talk about the game they played or the players or how they got there? No, we talk about HIS days playing Little League 25 fucking years ago, how is daughter is going to start Pee-Wee softball soon, and so on, AND SO ON. FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING SECOND HOUR OF THE SHOW!

It takes a lot for someone to make me hate talking about the Little League World Series, but he, along with Brent Musberger, can sure make me do it.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the first time in 4+ years...

I’ve broken down and brought my laptop to class. So entertain me.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 25, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Top 500 songs of the decade?

http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/7685-the-top-500-tracks-of-the-2000s-500-201/

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, no, pitchfork

you’re doing it all wrong

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally couldn't believe Popozao didn't make the cut

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been refusing to read there list

because I know I will just be irate

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

*their

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a bad top 10

It’s not going to make everyone happy but at least it isn’t Animal Collective 1-5 and Wavves 5-10. Pitchfork isn’t as bad as everyone makes them out to be.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Aug 25, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

all I have to say is

they are not very open minded

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No top 500 is complete with every genre

But it is a good 500 considering what they review.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Aug 25, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Charlie Weis is trying to figure out whether Jimmy Clausen throws a splitter or sinker

Discuss

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know about Jimmy...

But Casey throws an underrated sinker, while Rick throws nothing but wild pitches.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 25, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gyroball?

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say

Since it has spin, I’ll call it a screwball.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok... pies?

I read regularly enough that I understand about 90% of the inside jokes on here, and most of the 10% I don’t get I assume are buried in game threads that I skim and I just missed something, but they usually go away so I don’t bother with them.

However, this “MOAR PIES” thing keeps coming back and back, and I assume DanUp’s pie reference is probably the same reference.

Please. somebody sate my curiousity and share: What’s the story/joke/pop culture reference behind the pie references

by mtalken on Aug 25, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

gdm loves his pie

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think it's like internet-speak or something.

Like with lolcats.

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by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i has a sad.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ova 9000!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

do a barrel roll

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

P-P-P-P-Powerbook!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop it.

All of you. You’re grown ass adults.

Now, where I’d put the rally genitalia?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

where'd I

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

my subtle dyslexia makes me look quite the fool.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I know where you put it

Try right here

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you.

I clicked and I even knew what it was.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may enjoy this then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed a perfect chance

to rhyme a “rick rolled” at the very end.

but brilliant.

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Aug 26, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The whole literal video series is great

My personal favorite is “Separate Ways” by Journey

“Total Eclipse of the Heart” is another fave

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 26, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm going with the cows

they’re sneaky

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a big part of why I was confused....

I gathered that it might have something to do with midwest niceness and trying to suck up to people, but with the “MOAR” part, I figured perhaps I was missing some pop culture reference everyone else got or that it was probably some comment someone made one-time for some reason and it stuck.

I also failed to see that in the glossary, which I actually did look at before asking. Problem was I looked for “MOAR PIES!” and that obviously isn’t there.

Anyway, thanks!

by mtalken on Aug 25, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

if memory serves

The pie is in there.

The MOAR is probably older than a lolcat. Pop culture is not explained in the glossary. Try urbandictionary if you think you’re missing something.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 26, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stl will win them over with our charm

We’ll offer them pies and whatnot, they’ll love the city, and then sign for the hometown discount. I don’t know who started it, but I saw AlxFritz go on and on about it in a hilarious post so maybe it was him.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 25, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a reference to the Chic-Fil-A ads.

and was directed generally toward MooCow at first. You know the ads that say Eat Moar Chiken!

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Aug 25, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, if not...

the lolcats reference works as well at this point, as if you do a google image search for “moar” you get mostly lolcats.

I have to say, the first time I saw students of mine looking up lolcats while bored during study hall, I thought they were the dumbest thing ever.

Somehow, the more I saw them, the more hilarious I found them to be.

by mtalken on Aug 25, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Somehow, the more I saw them, the more hilarious I found them to be."

It’s true. It’s so true.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 26, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Midwest Niceness factor

It’s a funny jab at the idea that we Midwest folks are super-tame and uber-nice and that we are an attractive destination for players for that reason because “we bake pies.” It’s a comically homey little image. So when Matt Holliday falls in love with St. Louis, it’ll be because WE BAKED HIM SOME FRESH APPLE PIES!

I surely could have explained this better.

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it started with Matt Holliday,

during a discussion about our prospects for resigning him. There’s a bit of the midwestern stereotype mixed with “The best fans in baseball” line, plus a thin bit of evidence from Walker and McGwire. Pies were brought up late in the original discussion; not sure exactly how it became so pie-centric, but that is the funniest part.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was fritz

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/7/27/965109/game-102-overflow-x-2-and#18782091

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be new here!

Have some pie!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm

forbidden pies

om nom nom nom nom

by FunkeeC on Aug 25, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

adam dunn hates apple pie!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You eat like...

Cookie Monster!!!

"Don't do anything till I get back!" - Jesus to the Cubs

by cardzfanbub on Aug 25, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they still having Cookie Monster eat fruits and vegetables?

I get it, eat healthy and all that. If that’s the case then change his name to Apple Goblin or Fruit Beast or Vegetable Troll.

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 25, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they have stopped that

Eating healthy is for duckface girls and Apple users and people from Colorado. I.E., not Real Americans.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

cookies are sometimes-food.

Adam Dunn eats healthy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are disturbing

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disturbingly delicious?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so much

Devouring a beloved muppet is not deliciously disturbing, or disturbingly delicious, or anything of the sort…I think the eyes just make it creepy to me…Maybe.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

http://antiduckface.com/

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent.

I f*cking hate that face.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

haha

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, yes.

Do not do this, any female. You do not look sexy, you look like you’re trying to do a Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler impersonation. I know of no male who finds Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler sexy.

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Michael?

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Normal rules don't apply to David Bowie

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm pretty sure ours is right...

if you had said “man” you might have some leeway

Holliday: "Albert, Carp and I have been talking about it and we think we know what your problem is. You've been tipping your swings." I expect no further problems.

by slash2049 on Aug 25, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Men are starting to do this, too.

It’s a scary world.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you should do it

and have it be your new avatar pic.

by goodymobb on Aug 25, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

riiiiight

Duckface it man!

Do it…
do it.

by goodymobb on Aug 25, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I look just

like my avatar, but there’s a bow clipped to my feathers.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just gave it a try

I think the key is to do slight d-baggy turn of the head first, and then your lips sort of curl automatically. I don’t think there are any lasting effects, but I can’t be sure.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 25, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll have to keep a close eye on your next post

to be sure the douchiness didn’t/doesn’t extend to writing abilities.

by goodymobb on Aug 25, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The closest I can get

is the sad puppy-dog lip. With a little bit of tremble.

I find it to be quite useful in certain situations, that’s all. Don’t judge me.

by splhcb67 on Aug 25, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean yeah

But it does remind me of the Chris Rock bit on tongue rings…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to start up a new website

Duckfaceswithdouchebags.com

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 25, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 25, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do a website where I make fun of pitchfork

sort of a counterpoint to all their reviews, etc

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that site is a collection of all sorts of physical presentations (hair, fakin bakin tans, makeup,

clothes, facial jewelry, etc.) that offend good taste.

% of women on that site that also have a tramp stamp: est. 90%.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might as well be a bullseye

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

RT @Dustin_Mattison

Cardinals to the Arizona Fall League: L. Lynn, D. Kopp, A. Reifer, M. Parisi, B. Anderson, D. Descalso, D. Jones & T.Henley

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

a preview of the NRI's for ST next year, depending on who you think gets added to the 40-man

between now and the Rule V deadline.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a little surprised -- i thought he wouldn't be well enough to play anywhere until late spring.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's played a few GCL games

in the last week, so apparently he’s just about ready.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 25, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sept 1 call up question

with the regular AAA season not ending till Sept 6th and Memphis with a good chance to make the playoffs, will the Cards add a third catcher before Memphis is done for the year?

by ubeddie on Aug 25, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

odds are it'll be pagnozzi.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Beer drinking Saint Louisians:

Anyone been to this in the past?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

It's been a few years...

…but yes—very good time indeed. Make sure you’ve got a patient DD with ya, though. They give you a small glass, but there are a LOT of beers to “taste.” Oh man, I just drooled on myself…

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05jP8GK18Adeh/610x.jpg

by EsemplasticSaxum on Aug 25, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not a St. Louisan (if only...)

but I now have plans for Sept. 19

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 25, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saw that on VEB Day

We were thinking about going. I’d also be interested in hearing more.

by goodymobb on Aug 25, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail....

Meant to reply to the “Beer drinking” one above.

by goodymobb on Aug 25, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have

all there beers they brew on tap. even the seasonal s. usually have a band and they sell food. i think they have one brew they only serve there.

by RedJoker on Aug 25, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't

Too bad every time i went. Maybe 1 person in line in front of you for each beer……….except the raspberry………all the girls are in that line!

by RedJoker on Aug 25, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

New favorite baseball player

Move over Adam Wainwright

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

great find.

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 25, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kids don't make huge targets

How does he expect to even hit the “next batter” if he can’t even hit the strike zone apparently?

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 25, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again...

…why must ESPN treat the LLWS like some kind of elite athletic contest? It’s not! It’s a bunch of kids playing baseball at a level where the game is supposed to be about improving and having fun…not winning and “the competition.” The kid was clearly pissed off and disappointed and shouldn’t have to have his conversation w/ the coach on record…and now it is. Way to go, ESPN. You have hit a new low.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh stop it

They make TV, people watch.

It’s a business.

by Jhusk on Aug 25, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it is dubious whether 11 or 12 year old kids need to be part of entertainment and

under what circumstances.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 25, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

If you think it’s acceptable to use 12 year old kids to make money then I just don’t know what to say. I think it’s shameful and an abomination. They take these heartbreaking moments that these kids are going to remember for the rest of their lives, put on TV for millions to see…all to make money. It’s bullshit and I’m sorry that you don’t see it that way.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

no you are confused

You are think of a hippie. A hipster just wears clothes so tight they were made for a 12 year old

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't keep anything straight

people just suck at life. I’m just going to leave it at that.

by STLRegalia on Aug 25, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I say that was okay?

Besides I’m a nudist so I do not know what these shirts and shoes are. I get a lot of strange looks when i go to the store, but it works for the most part!

But seriously…to me, as a father of two, the thought of using children to make money turns my stomach. I fear that there is something unavoidable about the system in general (i.e. the Third-World child labor of which you speak), but the fact that ESPN puts these games on TV and puts its hype machine behind them, then sets it up to include all the human drama involved with pre-pubescent kids seems a little shameful to me. I may not be able to do much about that…but I sure as shit don’t have to watch the LLWS. That may sound idealistic or some shit, but I really don’t care. ESPN’s LLWS coverage is an abomination.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's necessarily saying

that the games shouldn’t be televised, just that the coaches shouldn’t be miked and conversations with the players shouldn’t be broadcast, especially this one.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

"it's a business"

is not a catch-all excuse for setting up 12 y/os to embarass themselves on national TV.

by nota bene on Aug 25, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup via FSN Tweet

Lugo 2B
Ryan SS
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Ludwick RF
DeRosa 3B
Molina C
Rasmus CF
Wainwright P

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Aug 25, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

DanUpBaby

Wandy is the poster boy for patience with a young pitcher.

He wasn’t very good at the start of his career, but he did continue to make slight improvements each subsequent year. He finally started his bust out last year, and now you have it-a solid #2 who pitches occasionally like a #1 and occasionally like someone who should be demoted.

Actually, he reminds me a bit of Ted Lilly. I wouldn’t be surprised if he stays above average for the next several years. Here’s hoping the Cardinals either solve him, or run into him on a night he looks like he should be demoted.

She isn't crazy, she's just not impressed.
Oh, and could you get Mike Adams for the bullpen, please?

by jillsinmo on Aug 25, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The weird thing about Wandy

Is that he’s not even that young. He’s 30 now, which I think means he debuted when he was 26. That’s pretty much way too old to be coming to the major leagues, being below average, and expecting any kind of future success. I mean, if we called up some 26 year old and he posted a 5.53 and 5.64 ERA in his first two years, I’d be looking at this crappy 28 year old starter and saying “GTFO!”

I’m not disagreeing with you, by the way. Just pointing out that he’s a strange case, that’s for sure.

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I referred to Wandy as young,

I meant in experience-young in the sense that he was new to the league.

It is an odd career path. I can only assume someone in the Astros organization believed in him and his stuff, and were willing to go on the bumpy ride with him. Whatever. They certainly appear to be right. If Houston were to put him up for trade, I’d think at least 27 teams would put in a call.

She isn't crazy, she's just not impressed.
Oh, and could you get Mike Adams for the bullpen, please?

by jillsinmo on Aug 25, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 thoughts/questions

1. I’m not sure if this has been mentioned, but maybe the “tipping pitches” thing is just a way to throw other teams off by giving them something else to think about. If teams are watching Smoltz’s starts trying to figure out how he is tipping pitches, then they are not doing advance scouting as well as they normally would. Also when hitters are facing him instead of focusing on the ball or picking up the ball, they might be watching his glove or whatever for some indication of what the pitch is going to be. Obviously if the hitter is not watching the ball, it makes it more difficult to hit.

2. I was wondering with Memphis likely headed to the playoffs, is Troy Glaus (or any other rehabbing player) allowed to play in the playoffs for a minor league team?

by DJ87 on Aug 25, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus on a 20 day rehab assignment

he has to activated or put back on the DL around Sept 3rd, so he won’t be on Memphis’ playoff roster. Most likely Glaus will be called up on Sept 1st to PH.

Good fanpost read on the tipping pitches

by ubeddie on Aug 25, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Day in the Day of Flim

Might be going back to the old world of 9 to 5. No more Freelance work. I had an interview today that went pretty good. And I think I found a new place so I can move out my mom’s basement. It is Frontenac of all places

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 25, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I just won $850,000!

All I have to do is send a stranger my personal information.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

I just got a job, too. Except I just graduated from college, so I’m not “going back to” 9-5, I’m trying it on for the first time.

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I consider myself very lucky, honestly.

by mojowo11 on Aug 25, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're gonna remember those days

of the “first class at 1 PM” fondly in just under 6 months, mark my words.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 25, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frontenac?

swanky

congrats

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 25, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Poz crushed the Royals today

His blog post today is easily boiled down to one sentence…I’ve seen some real crap in my day, but this is the worst Royals team I’ve ever seen.

Unlike the Cubs, I genuinely feel horrible for the Royals and all 980 of their remaining fans. They very well may have the most inept GM in baseball, they have no particularly exciting talent near the ML level, they have little money, and their ownership is either clueless or doesn’t care or both.

I’m old enough to remember when that was a really good team. Now they’re basically a AAA team beyond Greinke, Soria, and I guess Billy Butler.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazing

They have a minor league first baseman who has consistently posted really high OBPs in his career, has shown power, and yet he rots in the minors while the Royals keep going with the Mike Jacobs race to outs plan. Now the FO has no idea if Ka’aihue can play at the ML level or not. Two of their last first round picks (Moustakas and Hosmer) are currently out with concussion issues and the other can’t play because apparently he can’t see w/o prescription glasses of some kind. It’s just a whacko situation.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eff word this time zone!!!

I keep getting it backwards and thinking the game would start at 6:15 EDT. Now I have two more damn hours to kill. I hate this place.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG!!!!!!

MLB NETWORK SAID THAT WINS AREN’T UNDER A PITCHERS CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys… we did it. We fucking did it.

Smoltz.

by vivaelpujols on Aug 25, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I like how

Steve Phillips became the voice of reason for a whole second and then became his usual idiot self

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 25, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He repeated that nonsense in a broadcast earlier this year

It was a Mets game and Johan Santana was pitching. He has been great this year, as usual, and yet his record after like 10 starts was nothing exciting. Phillips said in the booth that he truly beleived pitchers earned their run support. They showed him saying this on camera, as they do sometimes. Hershiser was in the booth too and stared a bullet into Steve’s brain, as if to say “What the…I mean, that’s…just…wow…that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard.” Orel then sarcastically asked something to the effect of “how does Johan NOT earn his run support?”

Again, Steve Phillips was the GM of the Mets, and that team made the World Series. It is worth noting that he dealt away Jason Bay for I-don’t-even-know-who and tried to put Reyes into the Alomar trade. He was so incompetent that many attribute a trade that he didn’t even make to his record without batting an eyelash (Kazmir-Victor Zambrano).

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a truly brilliant one

What’s pathetic is I pretty much knew which one you were linking before even reading it. Maybe I should have spent more time talking to girls…

/ducks shoe thrown by my lovely wife…who is indeed the love of my life…

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 25, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so fast.

We still got to get them to throw out BA and RBI as particularly useful evaluations of a player’s performance. But that’s awesome.

Statheads, rejoice!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome-sauce.

I feel like the victory over the “old” methods of evaluating players is going to come so subtly that no one’s gonna realize it for a couple of weeks. And then all the sudden, ESPN is going to be saying stuff like, “Well, his BABIP is really exorbitantly high this year, at around .400, so it’s gotta come down.” And people will start using WPA instead of BA with RISP. And they’ll use tERA and FIP.

/fantasy-world

But seriously, lots of progress is being made.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willie McGee's 1985 BABIP

ruins the most basic memories of my childhood.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's filtering into the players

And my guess is that’ll get MSM guys to educate themselves.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyman did?

WOW!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BA is a useful tool

when evaluating player’s performance. Just as long as it isn’t the only tool.

by Evilfrog on Aug 25, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Key word in what I said is,

particularly. However, I think it’s safe to say that it doesn’t measure a player’s skill as well as it measures a player’s value in a particular year (which it doesn’t do well but it does somewhat).

You could have a guy who hit for high average, but had a really high BABIP. Or you could have a guy who hits .240 with 50 home runs.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

I disagree. BA is highly vulnerable to BABIP induced-confounding, plus guys who draw a lot of walks aren’t rewarded for it in direct ways, and in fact if you are a walk machine it completely removes a TON of plate appearances from consideration. It’s a tool, I suppose…but a fairly unversatile one with a broken handle.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

What did Canada ever do to deserve that? Why not Uganda or something?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 25, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo and DeWitt and the players sit down, have some beverages, come together

And share stories of how excruciating it is to be interviewed by The Cat.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

baseball after an off day

the best

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 25, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I just realized I get to watch the Cards on TV tonight!!

New Orleans is in the Houston market, after all. FSAstros it is

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Aug 25, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

FSNMW

just brought up Larry Bigbie, forgot all about him

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 25, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

re: Wagner

I hit FG and saw this. I love that Wagner and Papelbon were arguing over Twitter. The Red Sox clubhouse has got to be a real happy-go-lucky place these days. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of d-bags guys….

But I was wondering about when Cameron says Wagner is “known as a guy who causes issues with other players”….is there some history w/ Wagner I missed that I should be aware of?

by nota bene on Aug 25, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He's had several spats over his career

He called out the Mets team at one point that caused a stir, I know the Phils (I wanna say it was Millwood?) didn’t get along with him.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when they were the "Band of Idiots"

…and were basically a bunch of goofy-looking hairy dudes doing battle with the Yankees? I kind of liked that…

Then they turned into the Yankees with just as much drama and considerably less dirtball-ness and more proven ’roid users. How about that.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's Wainwright taking a nap...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

A.D.A.M. is gonna kill them when he sees the footage of his pre-game stretches.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shelby Miller sighting

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So, is he ugly?

Does it work in reverse?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 25, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he cut his hair or something

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

game thread?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Duncan interview

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

tipping pitches! throw moar sinkers!

hahaha.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that Carlos Lee eating yoghurt with his fingers?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

MOAR GAME THREAD

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

For 6

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we getting a GT

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 25, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

what was that, Corky?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

what did he do

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's what he didn't...

come anywhere near catching up with that double

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playin really shallow against Bourn

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuck

not a way A.D.A.M usually starts

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 25, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i feel filthy watching this.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay

Game thread

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 25, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

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