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Smoltz Reverie Overflow Thread

I have a confession to make: I wasn't as optimistic about the Smoltz deal as I should have been, and it's not because I hadn't looked into the future hard enough to see his Five Innings of Check-Swing Fury. Basically I did the same thing that ninety percent of baseball bloggers first signed up at Wordpress to rail against: I heard all the concerns about his terrible ERA in Boston, I remembered, brilliantly, that he was a) old and b) coming off shoulder surgery, which is Bad, and I...

Friends, I made up my mind (I'll be ambivalent! I decided) without checking his Baseball-Reference page. To all the heartbroken newsies standing outside my house, I can only say: "Yes, kid, I'm afraid it's so. I'm sorry." 

Really, though—I can understand why the Red Sox Had To Make This Move, in sportswriter parlance; he was their mid-season "You know, it really is" reinforcement, he was supposed to make an immediate impact, and instead he had one good start in eight. He is really old, and he is coming off shoulder surgery, and he did nothing to reverse their slide further behind the Yankees.

But if you have to pick one thing to stretch out of that small sample size... is it going to be the 4.13 K:HR ratio, or the 3.67 K:BB ratio? 

If you missed it, like me, here's video of the strikeouts. It might just be because the pitch isn't thrown very often, but that splitter looks remarkable. 

I've got a real post due up in the afternoon that is more standard off-day fare: a look at the guys who are, at this very moment, locked in a pitched battle to make up spots 20-30 on next year's prospect lists, inspired by official VEB pet tools goof Tommy Pham. But I got home a bit late to finish formatting tables. 

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Basically I did the same thing that ninety percent of baseball bloggers first signed up at Wordpress to rail against: I heard all the concerns about his terrible ERA in Boston, I remembered, brilliantly, that he was a) old and b) coming off shoulder surgery, which is Bad, and I…

You must have also looked at his inning by inning splits, and listened to everyone who said they watched him pitch and he looked terrible and that he had no major league stuff yet despite the fact that he was getting swings and misses at an above average rate and getting batters to swing at pitches out of the strike zone more than average and was pounding the strike zone and getting unlucky on balls in play and HR/FB ratio and stranding runners.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 7:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Ahem

It’s one start, against a team that has looked futile against some of the worst pitching in the league this year. Let’s not start sucking on each other’s Popsicles just yet, ok?

I thought this move was a good one, but let’s hold out judgement until see him throw a couple of more times.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

No fucking shit

I have always said that. In my THT post today I basically wrote it his start today doesn’t mean he’s “good” anymore than his time in Boston meant he was bad. You can’t tell anything from a 50 inning sample.

I’ve always said that I liked the move because I still felt his stuff was above average in Boston and he just needed to command his stuff better.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No need to get all bent out of shape

Just pointing out what you didn’t in your original post. If that’s what you were thinking, then why didn’t you write it or link to your THT piece in your original comment?

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by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even mention anything about today's start in my first comment!

I don’t know why you went there in the first place. All I mentioned, in a ranting sort of way, were the fallacies that people were relying on to say that Smoltz was done in Boston. This start really didn’t change my opinion of that much (although it was really cool to see him dominate with tthat slider)

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

if he had given up 6 runs in 3 innings yesterday, with 3 strikeouts, you would have posted the same thing?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was posting in response to Dan's statement

If he hadn’t posted that, I wouldn’t have posted my thing.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even Still....

…you have to feel good about that performance!!!
:=8D

And a bit worried about Motte. He needs a second pitch badly. Perhaps he and Smotlzy cud canoodle somewhere and Motte cud learn that cutter?

:=8)

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:=8O

by The MooCow on Aug 24, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Motte needs a splitter

that’s it. Hard 98 mph heat followed by a 90 mph splitter that disappears at the plate. With his strike throwing ability, he could be very effective if he had the split.

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by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be a good option

Maybe the point of the Smoltz trade? So he can teach it to Motte?

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a reason why not a lot of guys throw it though

it’s a very, very hard pitch to learn and control, by all accounts. I just think that if he could learn it, he could be an effective closer for the next 10 years or until he blows out his elbow.

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by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I'm aware

you need abnormally large, strong fingers to hold the splitter and throw it accurately/effectively. I dunno if Motte falls into that category.

Basically, dude just needs a 2nd pitch. ANY 2nd pitch. I’d be happier for him to pick up a changeup, but it seems to be an absolutely alien pitch to this organisation and I’m not convinced there’s anyone here who could teach him it, which is kinda sucky.

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eephus

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he gets sent down, how will Smoltz teach him?

am conflicted. oh, Sauce.

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by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want him sent down now

though maybe he should start next year in AAA.

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about a fastball, and

another fastball? Those are his two pitches, right?

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by Eckstreem on Aug 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

knuckle curve!!

and cutter. Izzy only changed grips and threw them all as hard as he could.

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by rocKStark5 on Aug 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't PJ have/had a really good change-up.

Maybe they could work on it in secret and whenever he throws it and LaDunc jump on him, he could just say" It supposed to be a fastball but I uh,…. lost the grip. Yeah that’s it, I lost the grip".

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR SINKERS!!!!!!!!!!

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhh Coach?

What if I don’t have a sinker? What if I throw a really fast one and then a really slow one that looks like a really fast one? Then they wouldn’t know what’s coming, right Coach?

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd vote for splitter instead of sinker

Not that groundball DP is a bad thing, but IMHO, a splitter that than can induce a strikeout is probably more critical for the type of role that Motte will play. I think change up will also be better than the sinker. But like someone else has already said, I’d take any effective second pitch that keeps batters honest.

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by totalloser on Aug 24, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

re: Motte

I would think a change would be the best way to complement that fastball, but you’d think it’d be easier for him to learn one of those Wainwright 12-6 curveballs before the splitter.

That said, Motte with an effective splitter would be fun to watch.

by nota bene on Aug 24, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would think

that with his motion a 12-6 curve would be hard to learn, doesnt he just throw from his ear?

by RedJoker on Aug 24, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

would be very difficult to throw a 12-6 with that motion.

Really, slider is probably the easiest pitch to throw given Motte’s motion. And probably the one he has the best feel for given that’s what he’s trying to throw now.

If he never really learns to throw a second pitch effectively, he won’t be the first. The minors are full of guys with one good pitch and who never learn how to throw another.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

A cutter would just require gripping the ball off-center

I was playing around with the grip and threw a 12-inch breaker after just 10 or so pitches.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long would it realistically take him

to learn how to locate it for strikes? Learning how to throw it correctly and throw it effectively are two different things.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

Smoltz wasn’t facing the toughest competition In the Padres yesterday but still he looked far from being washed up. In fact he looked the the old Smoltzie for the greater part.

I would only use him for no more than 5 or 6 inning starts to try to keep him sharp and then you might just have the bullpen ace that can take you to the WS in the playoffs.

by ridgesee on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

most of the national commentators are missing the point

Better. Than. Wellemeyer.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

While I understand the Padres suck, he dominated them. That’s what we’d expect a good pitcher to do, right? Dominate a bad lineup? His performance doesn’t prove that he’s going to be good from here on out, but it was consistent with what a good pitcher would do.

by Ray Lankford on Aug 24, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

he seemed to tire a little as the game went on, but I’m pretty confident that, at the very least, he can be an effective strike-throwing reliever in the post-season and an above-average #5 starter. For free.

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looked a lot better than Kyle F Lohse.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

but his middle name is Matthew

….ohhh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

That middle name

is reserved for Kip Wells.

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by totalloser on Aug 24, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Motte to go down in my opinion

He needs work and one would think that there is someone who can do a better job of getting folks out, even in low leverage situations. Maybe Kinney?

by OCCardsFan on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

Motte should be in Memphis… only the season is almost over but the redbirds do have the playoffs and thats where Motte should be playing.

by ridgesee on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

ugh no kinney

not doing very well even in Memphis. TBH I think we’re more or less out of bullpen options in the minors, if they’re resigned to leaving Eduardo Sanchez in AA the rest of the year and not using Ottavino in relief (even then, he’s still struggling badly with the walk, which isn’t what you want from a late-inning bullpen guy). I think Motte might be a better option than anything else we can try, really.

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by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

the mental picture cannot be erased
Let’s not start sucking on each other’s Popsicles just yet

by _pistol_ on Aug 24, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pulp Fiction

The Wolf…

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by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're sendin' the Smoltz?

Well @%$# Mo, that’s all you had to say!

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by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Smoltz: Now boys, listen up. We're going to a place called Monster Mo's Truck and Tow.

I’ll be the fifth starter. Yadi, you catch with me. Jason, you’ll be the back up. We run across the path of any John Q. Walks, nobody does a #$&ing thing unless I do it first. What did I just say? Yadi: Don't do #%& unless.
The Smoltz: Unless what?
Yadi: Unless you do it first.
The Smoltz: Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Stache LaRue? You Think you can keep your spurs from jinglin’ and janglin’?
Jason: Look, Mr. Smoltz, my personal pitcher blew up, I don’t know why, and now you’re helping us out of the situation. I’m cool with it, all right?
The Smoltz: Fair enough. Now I throw real &*#$ing fast, so keep up. I get my HOF case back any differently than when I left it, Monster Mo’s gonna be disposing of two roster spots.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Stupid SBN

The one time lately I don’t use the preview button…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

A good Carpenter

never blames his tools.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 24, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

i blame my tool

for everything i get in to.

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by rocKStark5 on Aug 24, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

they have a pill for that now

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHRIS CARPENTER: FLAW DETECTOR

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Five years from now

When Jose Oquendo has become the manager, I wonder if Carp retries to become a pitching coach? I suspect he’d be a pretty good one.

by JWO on Aug 24, 2009 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

here's Albert and Carp's eval, from Strauss
“He throws 94 miles per hour with a good split and good bite; that’s pretty good. That’s pretty impressive,” said Pujols, who capped the Cardinals’ scoring in the fourth inning with an opposite-field home run.

“It’s amazing. To watch him go out there ……it was exactly what I expected,” offered Chris Carpenter, among those Thursday who detected the flaw in Smoltz’s delivery. “His professionalism, what he does on the mound and how much he’s in the game … it was fun to watch.”

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Among those who detected the flaw"

Interesting, the article I read seemed to imply it was Smoltz and maybe some coach messing around. Is there more detail?

by sdrone on Aug 24, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dave Duncan sure is lucky to have Carpenter discovering all these delivery flaws.

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by bgh on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's strauss

There’s as much detail as he chooses to show.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Detecting flaws?

I don’t want to sound cynical, but I heard earlier in the season after a good Welley start, that someone detected that he was off-balance and it was corrected. But Waino’s claim of the arm angle fix sounded pretty reasonable.

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by totalloser on Aug 24, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we got more at the bottom of the thread

I’m still at the ‘wtf’ stage, personally.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five years from now Carp will be locking up his sixth Cy Young

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

when does he turn 42?

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

2017

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

will he let Waino have a few?

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

The other two

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like it!

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He actually throws the splitter a lot

About 15% of the time this year. The movement on it tonight wasn’t that much better than it was in his time with Boston. His command of it obviously was though. Last night he threw it about 16% and got 33% swinging strikes, which is awesome.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 7:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I was under the impression that he had basically ditched the split, and was just a FB/SL/CH pitcher,

and announcers were just confusing his CH/SL with the split the same way they do with Rich Harden.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let me check the video again.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it looks like four K's with the split, 4 with the slider, and the last one probably a split.

Definitely none with the CB. That split to end the 3rd inning had some ridiculous movement too.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

the split looked great. I wondered the same thing re splitter vs. slider and had to re-watch the video. It seemed about 50/50 with mainly sliders striking out righties and splitters striking out lefties. If he can command the splitter vs. lefities like that, then he ought to be much more effective against them, provided he can get ahead in the count (something I’m not all that worried about due to his low walk rate).

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by bgh on Aug 24, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Control of the split seemed so-so.

I feel like the slider was the one getting called strikes, while the split was getting some really bad swings or very generous called strikes.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Clemens was pitching for Houston.

I actually wondered how many called strikes he could muster with the splitter. The pitch seemed to almost always fall out of the zone, which is kind of the point, I guess, when up in a 2-strike count. I thought he was putting the split where he wanted it, which was at or below the knees.

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by bgh on Aug 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s inadvisable to throw a split or a slider, for anything but borderline strikes on a regular basis. Usually those are mistakes, I think.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

a splitter is rarely, if ever...

thrown with intent a getting a called strike. most good splitters are thrown with two strikes and are used to get the hitter to expand the zone.

the much lauded "out pitch

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by bag32781 on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that the idea w/ a splitter?

It looks like a straight fastball until the last ten feet or so, when it dives out of the zone. I always thought that was the idea….you’re trying to trick the batter into starting a swing above the knees and then the thing is suddenly below the knees.

Did he throw an actual curveball all day? I didn’t really notice one….

by nota bene on Aug 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Randolph was confused?

I don’t buy it!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He definitely wasn't throwing 88 mph changeups

And all of those pitches looked pretty similar so I’ll call them splits.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice! A rec for you.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi2Venable'sGrill

rec’d

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT, just for all4tookie

Lou Holtz predicts ND to make BCS NC game. Sun rises in east.

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mainly

because they play one good team all year. Or at least that’s what his explanation was…

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by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense

You have to think ND will do better this year than they’ve been doing. But I’m not sold on Weis’ ability to beat all the teams he’s supposed to. They’ll drop one or two games they “should” win, along with another bludgeoning at the hands of USC.

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I think USC has as many questions going into a season as they’ve had in the Pete Carroll era there. Michigan State and Michigan are both down this year, and the literally don’t play anyone else in the top 70 in college football.

They have as good a chance at a zero or one loss season since Lou was there.

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by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

But USC has loads more talent than ND has

I agree that they have their best chance at a double-digit win season in a long time, I just don’t buy it. For one thing, I don’t think the Irish are a true-talent top 25 team. They may only play one team ranked in the preseason top 25, but that doesn’t mean that’s the only team they play that is actually better than them. Nevada, Michigan State, Navy and Pittsburgh could all give ND trouble.

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

USC had loads more talent in 2006

and the Irish nearly won that game at home. ND still has plenty of talent on that roster, and USC just lost 7 players in to the first three rounds of the NFL draft. Do I think USC is better on paper? Of course I do, but games aren’t played on paper. USC was loads better than Oregon State last year, but ended up getting beat.

Pete Carroll has been known to throw up some stinkers in his time there — games his teams should win but don’t for some reason or another.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carroll definitely does that every year (it seems)

I don’t understand how USC isn’t on like a 50-game losing streak. The last game they lost that I actually feel like they weren’t far and away the better team was Oregon in 2007. They never lose big games or games against their main rivals it seems. It’s the shitty games they’re overlooking (Stanford, Oregon St.) that they lose. I don’t think they’ll be overlooking ND even if the Irish aren’t as talented.

Also, the 2006 ND team had a much better QB than this year’s iteration will have.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

2006 ND was a way better team

especially up front – the OL and DL was the best we’ve had in a long time

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow I'm dumb

I just realized I said “losing streak” when I meant “winning streak.”

I suck.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than "losing steak" which is what I thought you were saying at first

Obviously there is no such thing as a losing steak, since steak is made of win.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless you talk to Moo.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regression to the mean doesn't always pull you down

Of course they could just totally suck.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray for football season

Time for Notre Dame to actually beat USC? (Maybe God? Please? We are a Catholic School, come on!)

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy!

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok where are they

Spanish Inquisition v2 is coming their way

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you're definitely not

But I don’t despise them personally, I just don’t particular care for/about them.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

The only game ND should lose is USC, which I predict will be a final of 52-21 (people say they are unproven..their second team would be in the top 25 but have been buried by crazy talent).

That said, I think we lose a no-brainer game which we are always good for, and take care of business for 10 wins. We literally have no one outside of USC on the schedule, and only have 4 real road games.

In the BCS game, (insert 2nd place SEC team here) will beat us 42-10.

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lost to 'Cuse last year, right?

Was that last year’s no-brainer loss?

As someone who lived in Big East country for the last 4 yrs, I’ve seen a lot of Syracuse and let me say that they are absolutely horrible. And yet somehow, they found a way to beat ND last year.

by goodymobb on Aug 24, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, One of the worst football games ever played

Horrible on both sides

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed...

They (’Cuse) seem to do that.

I went to grad school at WVU and there were a couple of years that somehow, effin’ Syracuse got a top-flight, high-scoring offensive team (WVU) to play down to their ugly, ugly style. So. Frustrating.

Anyway, Despite the preseason ND media lovefest, we are fast-approaching my favorite time of year. Off the top of my head:
1- MLB stretch run
2- MLB playoffs
3- College football
4- NFL football
5- Fantasy football
6- Grilling
7- Shorts and sweatshirt weather
8- Lazy Sundays
9- New seasons of lots of good shows

There’s probably more….

by goodymobb on Aug 24, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHL season!

NHL games > NFL commercials then the games then the commercials

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHL Commercials > NFL Commercials

Hey Baby! Hey Baby! [banging on glass] Best baby – right here!

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by Solanus on Aug 24, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are now starting a basketball player at QB.

He’s been all of, oh, 3 months, and he’s their starting QB after having not played football in 4 years.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone explain the fascination with ND to me?

They just don’t look good, and despite Charlie Weis’s awesome groundskeeping skills, they haven’t played all that well under him, they haven’t been as talented as they used to be, scheduling counts for something, but come on.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

This year's team is the most talented top-to-bottom that he has had -

2006 had a few top-tier guys, but the depth was terrible. Now we have young stars in the making, with depth nearly everywhere.

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Both

There is top-tier quality on the first team and in skill positions (Michael Floyd, Kyle Rudolph, Golden Tate, Armando Allen) which he hasn’t had 2006, as well as a 2nd group of guys (Duvall Kumara, Robert Hughes, Mike Ragone) who are capable of filling in a backup role. Talent depth for the beginning of Weis’s tenure hasn’t even been close to what it is now.

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

or college football in general?

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 24, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That too.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

But seriously...

College football is different for people like me and JD. We were literally raised on it. I know the rest of the country gets sick and tired of hearing it (sort of like the Yanks and Sawx), but it really is different in the SEC. And until you see a big game in person in Knoxville or Baton Rouge or Auburn or Tuscaloosa or Gainesville or Athens, it’s really hard to describe. Especially at night.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I agree

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what it seems like.

I mean, sure there are a few thin reasons that ND could be good, but I feel like I was hearing something along these lines right about this time last year.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

...it's college football...

you’ll be dealing with this until the BCS is over….which, next to the super bowl, is the happiest day of the year to me because all the shit is over.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 24, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's always the losing team stocked with rooks

Though at this point I can’t explain the Brewers.

I’m not going to side with Albert every time, because, damn, he pretty much threw Boog under the bus a few days ago. But for cryin’ out loud, there was 1) potential injury involved, 2) you want to challenge Albert Pujols? Really? He’s saving your game, scrubs! He’s putting fans in the seats of your stadium. And he does not act like he’s bigger than the game, because he knows he’s not.

The player who takes it personally is the guy who thinks he is bigger than the game.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, gave him up

The baserunning fiasco. He said Brendan should have run, period, even though he was the trailing runner. I dunno, that whole thing was a head-scratcher. There’s a quote somewhere from the post-game, probably on the mothership.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Boog get picked on?

He plays hard, he’s white, he’s scrappy, he’s GOOD, and he seems like a really nice guy. WTF?

Thanks

by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

because he's the annoying little brother?

Those pre/post-game interviews are probably how he talks all the time. Several Cards have used “goof” to describe him. (Which is why it’s hilarious that he thinks Motte is crazy… Sauce must talk more than he does.)

He’s also on the low end of the size pool. 6’2" 195.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

fun fact: there are 9 Cards on the active roster >6'1" 215 lbs

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of post game interviews....

His DeNiro impression is hilarious and DEAD ON. He even looks like Bobby D when he scrunches his face up. Priceless.

by tinstl on Aug 24, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because he can handle it?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

He seems like someone that doesn’t let things bother him. He’s been thrown under the bus several times this season and he just keeps on rockin’. Whereas, if the players and coaches kept throwing, say, Motte under the bus, I could see it affecting him. Of course, I could also be completely full of shit.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

best quote about Boog on VEB

this thread

tom s.:

that’s the secret to getting out of the doghouse.
you have to like sleeping there.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

outstanding

1 part Douchebag, 3 part Hipster!

by nomar34 on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog, does it ever hurt your feelings when guys pick on you?

“A little bit, a little bit…”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

then the DeNiro comes out.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

"he hit it good"

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan does go all out

on every play, which can lead to some goofy things sometimes. Someday day Holliday is going to take a high fly ball on the warning track and then look and see Ryan standing right in front of him with a shit eating grin on his face.

by ridgesee on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

happened already, with Colby.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

a shit eating grin

that has sunflower seeds spilling out of it.

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

6ly I hope Boog doesn't go back out with the seeds in his pocket

That’s a part of his uniform, and therefore can be tagged by a defender.

One of the first weird baseball rules I ever learned. Gloves hanging out of a back pocket are part of your uniform and can be tagged. Unless they changed it since the 80s.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

"hey, boog, why was that bald-headed

Whore in rome hitting you over the head with her shoe?"

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Aug 24, 2009 11:32 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Multi ficky-fick, indeed.

Dude, you’re bringing back memories of Sophomore year English Lit at the UHigh. Good times.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Aug 24, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

the man in my sig. approves of this comment

He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt

by slash2049 on Aug 24, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

TLR said Ryan was wrong too

Tony was saying that the play was a “must run” sign and that Brendan should have run regardless of the outcome. Though to me Albert still has to ensure the lead runner is running and having Ryan at 2nd and Albert out versus Albert at 2nd and Ryan being out at 3rd is more beneficial and still gives us the same situation (runner on 2nd 1 additional out)

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 24, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. in the textbook Albert's in the wrong, but situationally, Brendan should've run like hell.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

in that case

Tony/whoever needs to f’ing stop putting out “must run” signs from the bench.

Hit and runs drive me fucking crazy. Brilliant way to run into a bunch of stupid outs and screw players up both at the plate and on the basepaths.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan also threw Ryan under the bus!

Albert, Tony, and Ryan were all asked about the play. All said Ryan messed up. Why? Because Ryan messed up on the play. Do you expect them to say something like,

“well, obvouisly something went wrong with the play. We don’t know what though?”

by Evilfrog on Aug 24, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

even Ryan picks on Ryan.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan messed up

That is true, but I think Albert should also be more alert, you can’t always assume that the guy in front of you isn’t going to screw up, though any hesistation could get you gunned down too, so maybe it is better to just assume, whatever, Ryan messed up the play pure and simple.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't it his job as a baserunner...

to attempt to run past Pujols? You know, before he picks up the ball and tags him out?

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought...

He had no chance with the ball in front of him. So I guess he changed it to running through Pujols.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, he sped up when the ball was in Albert's glove and the tag was already incoming.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's good...

it increases the chance the ball will pop out of the glove when the tag is applied.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 24, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Albert...

at least that would be my opinion if I were Venable.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Venable can go ahead and think that

Albert glares at everybody during the game. This is not some street corner in the seedy part of town, where you have to start something just because someone looks at you wrong.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

right

My big thing is the only shots they’re using are largely showing Venable’s back, and at the point of the tag. You can’t judge speed and direction from those shots. There was a whole context to what happened that’s just ignored. And there might be a language stumble involved, since Albert might (possibly) be talking about Venable throwing the elbow in the earlier game, not this game.

It’s pretty maddening when they then slow down the point of contact and then say, well, maybe he wasn’t throwing an elbow.

Either way, Albert walked away. He was ready to consign it to rookie inexperience.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

his job is to avoid the tag and try to get on.

purposely making contact is not what they way you handle that, malicious or not.

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by nomar34 on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. honestly, Albert probably would've let it slide

If the same thing hadn’t happened in a previous game.

The thing is, there’s this perception that he only reserves this for other teams. That he’s just out to pick fights for “no reason”. A TLR clubhouse is ruled by the veterans. I have no doubt Albert takes care of business behind closed doors as well.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

“purposely making contact is not what they way you handle that, malicious or not”

You can either avoid the tag or try to knock the ball out of the glove. You can slide into players to throw them off, you can barrel into players who are blocking the basepaths. That’s part of the game. You don’t change the rules simply because it’s Albert.

by Forsch31 on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

barrelling into first baseman waiting to tag you 40' from the bag

is unusual to say the least, is it not?

It’s expected that catchers will be run over occasionally, but at least they’re wearing the body armor. Middle infielders are used to dodging spikes so they can turn the double play. But 1st basemen who fielded a pathetic swinging bunt and are halfway between first and home?

Anybody remember when ARod slapped at somebody’s glove (forget who now)? He was widely criticized around the league. I don’t see what Venable did as being much different.

by nota bene on Aug 24, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was Bronson Arroyo in the 2004 playoffs

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was also AROD, last year I believe.

There was a classic photoshop on dodgers board during that series, showing AROD slapping the ball carrying a purse.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

After watching the replay over and over

I’m still not seeing what Venable did wrong. He played aggressive and tried a strategy to avoid the tag. Maybe this is one of those unwritten rules of baseball things, where you’re supposed to passively allow the guy to tag you? I’m not buying it.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

like I said

The replays they’re showing are misleading. KSDK slowed it down from the second base side, and you can see Venable slow down (as if to avoid the tag), then speed up and try to run through Albert (who by now has the ball in his glove and is basically standing over most of the baseline) to get to the bag. At the point of contact, which they are showing over and over again, Venable only tries to “avoid” it when he’s practically on top of Albert — which he wouldn’t be in the first place if he hadn’t sped up.

It’s kind of like you can’t judge the speed of an oncoming train, unless you’re seeing it in profile.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

in other words, I don't see how "avoiding" someone includes stepping on the gas and not turning the steering wheel.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

He could also have faked giving up

I have see runners do that and IMO it’s bush.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

true enough

again, if this weren’t the second time, I don’t think Albert would’ve thought twice.

I mean, if that had been Prince Fielder… well actually there was a guy who stopped in his tracks this season. Who would try to run through Prince Fielder?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols was blocking the basebath. Again, in the rulebook, Venable has every right to barrel into him. He did nothing wrong. If Albert wanted to avoid contact, then he should have gotten his body out of the way and tagged Venable as he went by.

by Forsch31 on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

the rulebook says he has three feet in either direction to avoid the tag

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FCI/is_5_65/ai_n26892723/

Yes, he has a right to barrel into Albert. He’s got every right to do it. That’s why Albert gave him a look and walked away instead of going to the umpires.

And might I add, Albert fielded the ball a few feet away from Venable. He did try to get out of the way. Venable is the one running and apparently able to change his direction and speed. Albert is not under any circumstance going to get out of the way to the point where he misses the tag — because Dennys Reyes is the ONE pitcher who is not fast enough to cover the bag. It was Albert or nothing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The “what” is probably for Albert acting like a prima donna.

Sorry, Albert didn’t make a great effort to get out of Venable’s way; he only moved when it became obvious Venable wasn’t going to try to avoid the tag. Venable has the absolute right to stay within the basepaths—if Albert hadn’t had the ball, he would have been called for interference. Venable was under no obligation to move, and if Pujols is upset that he made contact, that’s his problem and nobody else’s (please note the Pujols has stated he was upset because he thought Venable threw an elbow, which Venable did not do. In fact, in the photo in the Post-Dispatch, it’s clear that Venable tucked his elbow to avoid hitting Pujols and was trying to knock the ball out of Pujols’ glove with his other hand).

Venable did not disrespect the game; he’s playing the way you should.

by Forsch31 on Aug 24, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like an ass?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 24, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

excuse me?

Albert walked away. If he was upset, fine. He didn’t start it. He jogging to the dugout when he heard Venable going “What?” x10.

And as I mentioned, there might be a language problem in that Albert was talking about the other game re: the elbow. I’d have to rewatch the tapes.

You know what, I’ve spammed this thread enough with my points. I’m not going to belabor it because I already wrote it all out and that’s skirting the community guidelines. If you’re not going to read them, rebut somebody else.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme put it this way...

I’m player who’s just made a good baseball running play. I’ve run through a play and tried to knock the ball out of the fielder’s glove, but didn’t try to kill the guy in the process by tucking my elbow in and twisting my torso out of the way. Then I turn around and the guy is glaring at me. I say, “what?” but the guy simply turns around and starts walking away and ignores me.

My reaction would be “what the fuck?” I don’t care if he’s the greatest baseball player today; if he has a problem with what I did, I wanna know what it is, and starting something and then walking away is a jerk move.

I’ve read your posts; just because I disagree with them completely and totally doesn’t mean I didn’t (language problem is not an excuse, because he’s that’s what he also told the Post Dispatch).

by Forsch31 on Aug 24, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not even arguing with my points. You've missed it entirely.

Albert concluded that little exchange. He was done. He was smiling, he was on his way to the next inning. Venable spent several seconds hollering at him from first base when he was almost level with the pitcher’s mound, causing Albert to turn around.

Are you saying it’s okay for players to scream at each other and try to start something because someone hurt their feelings? Would you feel the same if Venable had busted Albert’s elbow and ended his season? After the second time they’d gone through that same type of tag?

If you’re implying that baseball players should just let their tempers fly whenever the hell they feel like it, I don’t even want to know what you think a “jerk” is.

Venable can go ahead and think that. But clearly you missed one of my biggest points.

The player who takes it personally is the guy who thinks he is bigger than the game.
This is not some street corner in the seedy part of town, where you have to start something just because someone looks at you wrong.

If you’re gonna hold Albert Pujols to that standard of civility, it’s hypocritical to absolve Venable for what he did. Even after both teams were on the field and the umpires were trying to restore order, he was still screaming his head off. He wanted a piece of Albert. He didn’t care about the game, or correcting whatever he did, or settling things between them.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone got video of this?

I didn’t get to see the game yesterday.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 24, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am arguing your points.

You’re just not reading mine.

>>>"Albert concluded that little exchange. He was done. He was smiling, he was on his way to the next inning. Venable spent several seconds hollering at him from first base when he was almost level with the pitcher’s mound, causing Albert to turn around."

That is not what I saw on the video. Pujols stood there and waited for Venable to turn around. Venable saw him glaring and shouted “what?” and Albert turned and started to walk away, which teed him off and caused him to start walking toward Pujols calling “what” over and over again. They exchanged words and got extremely heated.

>>>>"Are you saying it’s okay for players to scream at each other and try to start something because someone hurt their feelings? Would you feel the same if Venable had busted Albert’s elbow and ended his season? After the second time they’d gone through that same type of tag?

If you’re implying that baseball players should just let their tempers fly whenever the hell they feel like it, I don’t even want to know what you think a "jerk" is.

AS I SAID, Venable obviously TUCKED HIS ELBOW and DID NOT THROW IT. He had a right to the basepath and could have lowered his shoulder and taken Pujols out. He did not do that. My point is that Albert overreacted and sparked the situation. What he did to spark it was a jerk move. Unless you think it’s classy to posture and then walk away like you did nothing.

>>>"If you’re gonna hold Albert Pujols to that standard of civility, it’s hypocritical to absolve Venable for what he did. Even after both teams were on the field and the umpires were trying to restore order, he was still screaming his head off. He wanted a piece of Albert. He didn’t care about the game, or correcting whatever he did, or settling things between them.

Those two quotes were not my posts. If you’re going to continue to berate me for not arguing your points—which I have all along—then you better be damn well sure that you’re quote MY posts and not somebody else’s.

I’m done with this and you.

by Forsch31 on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

and even if they show more angles and Albert is in the wrong?

He walked away. I can’t say that enough. He had his back to Venable and he was walking away.

Venable was still jawing at them with both teams on the field.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

That’s were Venable was wrong, and Albert was right. Venable should respect the game and the game’s great players. If he stares you down…take it in the face and move on.

Someone mentioned that Venable’s own teammate was apologizing for him…not the position you want to be in if you are a newbie to the team.

by Schnurdog on Aug 24, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The teammate didn’t apologize; he simply was trying defuse what could turn into a lingering situation:

“I told him it was not personal. I told him Will was in the line,” Blanco said. … “That stuff happens. We’re professional. It just happens. I told him there was no hard feelings.”

by Forsch31 on Aug 24, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

“But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear.”

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's epic rec'd

"It's a BLT with a fried crab on it, Whaaaaaaaaa?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 24, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Venable is the new Backe

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Aug 24, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Lee is a six-tool player?

http://houston.astros.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6253739

I just read this Onion article!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:49 AM EDT reply actions  

ultimate highlight reel....

Carp screaming at L.A.
Brendan Ryan! meeting the grass at San Diego

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:53 AM EDT reply actions  

and smoltzy leads a.m. SC

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

1-10 Prospects...

DanUp, have you published who you feel are 1-10 in the prospects after this season’s trades/promotions/drafts? I didn’t see it if you had.

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 AM EDT reply actions  

this'll be predictable

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're wrong. Carpenter diagnosed it in one week.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

and here's the It's not the AL East thing

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're never going to mention the mechanical flaw ever.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

my beef is the same beef. omitting a fact because it's not sexy

Instead they made it about LaRussa and Duncan’s magic pixie dust and sticking it to Boston.

Which is only partly true. PEGACORNS.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

with bacon wings?

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't disagree there...

It was the Padres….

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are still a major league team

His command was amazing also, and he got 16% swining strikes. It’s not like he was getting lucky.

Thanks

by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

They only have a couple of major league hitters though

They aren’t the Pirates, that’s true, and I think they have some young talent on the roster. But you can’t deny that they’re one of the worst offensive teams in baseball this year.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's true

But he dominated them, which is what good pitchers do, not average ones. Like I mentioned above, the fact that he dominated them doesn’t mean he’s going to be a good pitcher from here on out, but it is consistent with that line of thinking.

by Ray Lankford on Aug 24, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

he didn’t just scrape by, he blew them away. Seven strikeouts in a row against major league hitters is impressive.

by nota bene on Aug 24, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said the DP was a big, big play for him

I’m inclined to be patient. He needs starts against easier teams before he challenges harder lineups. And that’s what’s on the slate for him. Everybody’s happy. Except for the Red Sox.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

But the Red Sox are never happy

So what’s to be expected? lol

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

do they have any other low-hanging fruit they're not "happy" with?

They can pay their salary too.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree,

I just think that it was a great first step. I’m sure that everybody will beat the “easy teams” drum until he beats somebody of note, but I like what I saw.
Maybe Carp found something. Maybe it’s smoke and mirrors to make Boston look bad, but until he totally turns to shit, he is did what we needed. He ate up some quality innings against a lower than average team with a possibility for more.

 And making Boston look bad is just a great big bonus. My fiance grits her teeth every time somebody refers to Boston as one of our farm teams now.
Keep it up please, it cracks me the hell up.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's also a bonus mocking the Cubs thing!

Thanks DeRosa.

Gotta give it up for the sheer entertainment value of this season.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

True dat

I have nephews and nephews-in-law,don’t ask how that happened, that are major Cubs fans and I am their least favorite relative right now.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yellowstone?

Shhhh! Don’t say that. He didn’t get a home run and he hit into a DP, please don’t pee in my Kool-Aid, I got a headache this morning.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzolez was exactly the type of hitter that had been killing him.
I think that it was exactly what he needed to prove.

Not to burst any bubbles, but Adrian Gonzalez also hit a DEEEEP flyout to LF on an inside fastball that would’ve been gone in most ballparks.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah :-)

I see someone mentioned that above…

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

When he hit it I literally said"Well Shit! It was fun while it lasted!" Did he miss his spot or did AGon just make a good hit on it? I bet he tries to stay away from that from now on.

 Just trying to put a good spin on it here.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't really make a bad pitch

It was inner 1/4 of the plate albeit dead center height wise. He can’t consistently avoid making that kind of pitch really so I don’t have too many complaints.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

he did give up a long fly ball to Gonzo that probably would have been a HR in any other park

by nota bene on Aug 24, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

When I first read that, I thought that Skip Schumaker would be a guest on the show breaking down Smoltz.

I hate Skip Bayless with the fire of a thousand suns. He offers no substance, just likes to stir the pot; the worst kind of sportswriter, IMO.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

He basically made his name

off of implying that Troy Aikman was gay when he was working in Dallas. He’s a sensationalist…

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s muay shitheaded.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Aug 24, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Skip Bayless and all those like him should be hated

Those aren’t even their opinions in some instances. The Producers of the show tell them what sides to take in the arguments, and because guys like that have no integrity, they will argue the most ridiculous points possible all day. I can’t even watch those shows anymore, and I’m not really sure how I ever did.

The thought that I have is that the season is over. And that everybody in the game; a fan, a coach, a player, a manager, front office, scouts...surrender. They say, "that's enough," especially after a game like this. But then Christmas comes, New Years, contracts are signed, trades are made, free agents are signed; and then baseball, like the rose beneath the April snow will force it's way to the front again. And we'll have the fever once more.
-Jack

by Jack618 on Aug 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

But apparently he's jacked,

so we can’t hate him too hard.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm scared of him in that sense

maybe not lugo-scared. but damn. ripped and crazy…

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

After all, no sports personality with lots of muscles has ever been hated by people before…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

broadcasters, though?

hmmm.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the good thing about John Smoltz

is nobody’s talking about men LOB. Heyyoo.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah, smoltzy's quite the cover-up

"It's a BLT with a fried crab on it, Whaaaaaaaaa?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 24, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny on the Albert-Veneble (un)match. At the PD all manner of pop-psyc reasons for Albert's recation.

Christ, it’s a baseball incident in a baseball game. Drop it. . . .

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by akaitori on Aug 24, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Analysis of Smoltz Strikeout Pitches

So I’m looking at the video clip of John Smoltz’s strikeouts from yesterday.

I have no idea how Gameday classified these pitches, but here are my thoughts.

1. Pitch 1 and Pitch 2 are 2 totally different pitches.

2. Pitch 1 is a sinker or screwball or some other pronated pitch. Notice the PAS movement down and away from the batter. The velocity at 87 makes this plausible.

3. Pitch 2 looks like a slider to me. it moves mostly down but also away from the batter. The velocity is 84, which makes it different than Pitch 1.

4. Pitch 3 is the same pitch as Pitch 1. The velocity is 86 MPH and there is heavy tail and sink. This time he starts it inside and lets it tail back over the plate.

5. Pitch 4 is the same as Pitch 2, and probably a slider. The 85 MPH velocity makes this likely.

6. Pitch 5 was a back door slider. Notice the 85 MPH velocity.

7. Pitch 6 was a slider. Notice the 85 MPH velocity.

8. Pitch 7 was the sinker/screwball again. Notice the movement away from the batter and the 86 MPH velocity.

9. Pitch 8 was a backdoor cutter or slider. Notice the more horizontal break than the other sliders. That’s why I say it may have been a cutter.

10. Pitch 9 looks like a splitter or slider. The break was more vertical than the other sliders, which is why I think it may have been the splitter.

In general, it’s interesting that Smoltz was having a problem with lefties, due to no out pitch, but with his sinker/screwball he seems to have solved that problem.

I wonder if he talked to Maddux, because this is exactly how Maddux would have pitched those guys; going low and away for lefties and righties.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

SSS, but

according to PFX he got a ton of PAS movement on his split yesterday, as evidenced by pitch 7 that just dives away like a screwball.

Some of the sliders are in the movement range of cutters, so that’s probably what was looking cutter-ish. Some are almost curveballs, and there’s one there that really swept.

In all it kind of sucks that he didn’t get any K’s or much else good from his fastball. I’m afraid he might get murdered on it later if he relies on it the same way he used to.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If it moves like a screwball...

…then perhaps it’s a screwball. I don’t know why people have such a hard time accepting that concept.

Splitters generally move purely vertically and just fall off the table.

P.S. Where did you get those graphics? Who thought it was a good idea to force readers to rotate the image 90 degrees and then flip it on a vertical axis in order to be able to process it?

P.P.S. Those images are crap. Smoltz’s screwball was moving just as much as many of his slider, but in the opposite direction.

P.P.P.S. Anyone who relies on charts like these for analysis purposes is going to come up with some REALLY bad conclusions. They are simply wrong.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it isn't a screwball

It’s a splitter, that’s how some splitters move, especially with his armslot. If anyone is throwing a screwball with a splitfingered grip that’d be new to me. John Smoltz throws a splitter, it’s not surprising that he throws something that looks like a splitter.

P.S. That’s the standard way to read the PITCHf/x stuff, once you get used to it it’s cake.

P.P.S. You’re saying that an objective camera system that tracks the position of a ball throughout its flight is more biased than your eyes?

P.P.P.S. They are simply wrong how? They are tracking the pitch and how it would move relative to a non-spinning ball. I fail to see what is so complicated.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy has always thrown a split

He grips it like a split and calls it a split. Maybe it moves differently than a straight up/down Clemens split, but it’s still gripped like one. You’re hearing zebras again…

I’m wondering if you have some fundamental misunderstanding of the pitch f/x system, because your criticisms make little sense to me. Pitch f/x is set up to track spin and does so using extremely sensitive and tested equipment. I have a really hard time believing that MLB spent $5M + for a system that doesn’t work.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 24, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz's Splitter

He may grip it like a splitter, but he doesn’t throw it like Sutter did. Instead, he pronates his release, which causes it to sink and tail whereas Sutter’s dropped vertically.

The issue isn’t arm slot, it must be pronation.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you throw a screwball?

You apply more pressure with the index finger and rip the seam inside (pronate).

Maybe he calls it a splitter, but the result is a screwball. It’s just gripped a bit differently.

P.S. I have seen Dan Haren and Tim Lincecum using a similar grip, with the index finger on the ball and the middle finger on a seam.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're discerning the pitch using the grip, while f/x uses movement to discern the pitch type.

i think this is semantics…
since the same grip can have two different movements, and the two different grips can create the same movement

by _pistol_ on Aug 24, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you met anyone in your life who attempts to throw a screwball with a split fingered grip?

Because things have tail and pronation do not make them a screwball. By your definition, every fastball on the planet is a screwball since they are pronated. Herrera throws a real screwball. Smoltz throws splitter, classifying it as anything other than a splitter is objectively wrong (again, who throws a screwball with a splitter grip?), Smoltz will tell you it’s a splitter, and it moves like other splitters by PITCHf/x. It is a splitter by any definition.

If you don’t understand how PITCHf/x works, I’m sorry. It’s a useful tool which you should try to about which you could/should easily educate yourself. And if you give yourself the proper reference point, it matches up exactly with scouting.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sentence structure fail

It’s a useful too about which you should/could easily educate yourself.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that this chart makes sense

…if you change the labels for the vertical axis.

If you put 0 at the top of the graph, then that way his curve isn’t the only pitch with a negative vertical break. They all have vertical breaks, but some less than others.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do understand that 0 vertical break on that is the effect of gravity, right?

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But we live in a world with gravity

It’s a constant.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And backspin works against gravity, while topspin works against it.

Hence the rise and fall on the chart are relative to gravity.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

But sliders aren't thrown with backspin

The chart above suggests they are, since they are above the 0 line.

They are thrown with a mix of side spin and top spin, which is why they bite and drop.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The chart does not show spin- it shows movement.

Smoltz’s slider moves less than a pitch under the normal effect of gravity, presumably because the axis of his sidespin also counteracts gravity to some degree.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true, but irrelevant to the quality of his pitches

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moving goalposts, yet again.

Since we have not to this point discussed quality, I assume you are conceding that Smoltz does not, in fact, throw a screwball.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz throws a pitch that moves exactly like a screwball

He just throws it using a different grip.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

As you might see from the Herrera chart,

a true screwball has a distinct speed and movement.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Herrera charts shows

That his screwball moves more horizontally the harder he throws it.

Which is consistent with the idea of a continuum.

However, there are non-linearities here due to the way fluid dynamics work.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

A continuum is fine with me,

fastball on top, sinker, split, change, and eventually true screwball.

Everyone wins.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what?

He grips it like a split, calls it a split, via pitch f/x (aka the only objective movement measurement) it acts like a split…hearing zebras again!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And by your definition

Since a 2-seam fastball has run and sink and is pronated, it is a screwball.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

They lie on a continuum

A 2-seamer is thrown harder, so it breaks less.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So a 2-seamer is on the continuum of a screwball?

Please just stop. You are the only person in the world that calls John Smoltz splitter a screwball. For the sake of making sense to other people, just call it a splitter, give this screwball madness up.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Smoltz's splitter is VERY different than Bruce Sutter's

I grew up watching Sutter, so I know this.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Chris Carpenter's curve is very different from Lincecum's

Does that mean one or the other is not a curve?

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum's is thrown harder, so it moves differently

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he throws a 12-6 and Carp's sweeps

How about K-Rod’s slider moves very differently from Smoltz’s…could play this game all day. Pitchers throw the same pitch with dramatically different effects.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's accepted that Curveballs vary from 12-6 to sweepers

A splitter is generally a vertically dropper.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

By whom?

Off the top of my head I can think of Looper, Zambrano, Matsuzaka and Contreras who throw tailing splitters.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tailing splitters

Just mark the resurgence of the screwball, but under a different name.

It’s the same result, but achieved a bit differently.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except

There’s always been tailing splitters because pitchers don’t impart exactly the same spin. And once again you’d be the only one to call them screwballs.

Daniel Herrera throws a screwball, be happy with that in your cause to call everything a screwball.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't the circle change

the pitch usually taken to be the one that’s replaced the screwball?

by DanUpBaby on Aug 24, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Circle Change

It basically is a screwball. By throwing the circle, you’re pronating and pronation is the key to the screwball.

That’s why most circle changes move like screwballs.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, please Chris

You really don’t know what you are talking about here. I respect your mechanics work, but learn a little more about pitch f/x before discussing it’s merits with people on this blog.

Hazel knows a lot about it, as do I.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand the design

I just think it sucks because it takes too much effort to understand it (because it’s unintuitive).

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by thepainguy on Aug 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's descpritive

In this case, we are comparing too things directly. You want the model to be as descriptive as possible.

If you want intuitive, check out flight paths:

http://www.drivelinemechanics.com/2009/7/1/935136/wainwright-dominates-the-giants

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 25, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

They bite and drop relative to a fastball

But a slider “rises” relative to a non-spinning ball. It’s an absolute fact.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This doesn't hold up in a vacuum or in reality

You can’t ignore the question of spin, which Pitch F/X seems to.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it does

It’s a theoretical baseline, and the only one that makes sense if you would simply think about it. A fastball has backspin therefore it “rises”, a curve topspin therefore it “drops”—-all relative to a theoretical non-spinning-in-a-vacuum ball. You can actually get the spin angle from Brooksbaseball if you’d rather have that, either way it’s still relative to a non-spinning ball.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, before a response to this comes,

this non-spinning ball is not a knuckleball, more accurately its a ball whose trajectory is not affected by spin or the air currents that affect a knuckleball.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, it's more like a smooth sphere

The guys who built the system need to get their terminology right.

If you ask a baseball guy what a non-spinning ball is, he’ll say knuckleball every time.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch f/x captures spin

However, that generally isn’t as improtant as movement and it’s only real use is classifying pitches.

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by vivaelpujols on Aug 25, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is all relative

All of these pitches are shown relative to a no spin meatball. So in relation to a plain non spinning ball a fastball “rises” and a curve “sinks”

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by StLHugo on Aug 24, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Analogy fail

A no spin meatball is a knuckleball.

Again, every baseball sinks.

The only variable is how much it sinks.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever you want to call it

It is a theoretical trajectory that would occur with no outside affects, much like the true versus standard distances on hittrackeronline.com. And yes every pitch sinks that is why we keep putting quotes around it. We all agree the only variable is how much it sinks, but we are measuring sinkage based on a different baseline, in the end the same thing holds true, a fastball has less sink and less movement than a curveball does

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by StLHugo on Aug 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Marshall's screwball is thrown with the fingers spread

But he puts it between different fingers.

The Vulcan change is thrown similar to Marshall’s screwball, and with split fingers.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch F/X

Pitch F/X doesn’t work the way scouts think and evaluate pitches, which is why I have a hard time morphing its data to the way I think.

When scouts look at pitches, they look at 3 things…

1. Horizontal break (GS, Neutral, or PAS).
2. Vertical break.
3. Timing of the break.

I think part of the problem is how the data is being plotting. An X/Y chart, with the center at 0,0 isn’t correct, at least for vertical movement, because no pitch rises. Instead, every pitch sinks. The only question is how much.

P.S. I just realized that the way the chart is set up may be part of the problem. On the vertical axis, if you think of 15 as the true 0, then the data makes more sense. it would make more sense to use a T chart, with 0,0 at the top center of the page, not the middle of the page. That would give his curve more break than his slider, which makes sense.

Of course, the reader shoulder be expected to know that 15 = 0. That is only going to confuse people.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No pitch actually rises.

0,0 is a pitch thrown with no spin and only affected by gravity. Above that on the Y axis a pitch is rising relative to a pitch without spin because of the backspin imparted by the pitcher.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backspin doesn't cause pitches to rise

It just causes them to not sink as much as other pitches.

If I ran the zoo, I would have 4-seamers at the top of the T, because they sink the least, and everything else below that.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, we are not on the same page at all.

It’s all about relative motion. Relative to a pitch without spin, a 4-seam fastball “rises”, but all that really means is that it falls less that you would expect. In the same way, a splitter “falls” because relative to the fastball, it moves down.

The 4-seamers are at the top of the graph, and you could make the graph so that 0,0 is a pitch that moves in a straight line unaffected by gravity, but that’s not what this is. It might seem nonsensical to bring antiquated terms like “rise” into a scientific discussion where they are proven not to exist, but actually it helps because the baseline pitch only affected by gravity allows you to measure the effect of the spin above and below.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Analogy fail

This idea of a ball without spin isn’t the right one to use with baseball people, because a ball without spin is a knuckleball.

This system wasn’t designed to take into account how baseball people think.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not an analogy.

It’s literally just the effect of gravity. No knuckle or spin.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

IMO it's a crappy analogy

Because it ignores reality, which is all about spin.

I couldn’t care less what a ball does in a vacuum, because we don’t play baseball in a vacuum.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look, I'm just attempting to explain the chart,

which is an accurate representation of the data from Smoltz’s start. If you’d like to continue to patronize me about the effects of gravity, then this discussion is over. I’m just attempting to explain why a splitter looks to you like a screwball.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not attacking you

I’m attacking whoever’s putting the charts together.

Their information design and their logic suck.

If I, someone who knows a heck of a lot about baseball, have a hard time interpreting these charts then I’m sure others do as well.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The chart may be difficult to understand from your perspective,

but the data in it is completely consistent and accurate. Those plots are the most common types of PFX presentation, and they work for most of the community. There could be a better way, but could we concentrate on the data shown, rather than the presentation?

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are the only one who doesn't seem to "get it"

Honestly. I really haven’t run into many people that couldn’t understand the baseline of a non-spinning ball. That’s the reference point, everyone else understands it but since you don’t it must be changed?

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the world of baseball, a non-spinning ball is a knuckleball

And it moves totally unpredictably.

Perhaps a better analogy than a non-spinning ball would be a smooth sphere, since that would be less prone to random movement due to the lack of seams.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read the primer

I linked to three really good pieces about what it means below, but here you go.

Again, money quote:

Change in location compares a pitch’s actual final location at the front of the plate to where physics equations would have expected it to end up given no spin at all (and no knuckling effects).

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should say "smooth sphere"...

…and not “no spin” because that would be more accurate.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"smooth sphere" is not what a baseball is at all

The seams create a huge disparity in air resistance factors. A baseball with a smooth surface would behave in a fundamentally different way without its seams. Certainly the physicist who constructed the formula for determining the origin on pitch fx graphs knew this.

Maybe it is more correct to say “without the effect of spin” rather than “no spin at all”, but it is much closer to that than a smooth sphere. Regardless, this entire debate is to frame a baseline pitch.

For instance, I personally couldn’t begin to tell you how much a pitch should fall. But, given a baseline of what to expect, I can make judgments about datapoints thereafter (that pitch fell off the table, that one stayed up, etc).

For more information about the physics of a ball traveling through the air, Robert Adair wrote a book called The Physics of Baseball which deals with the smooth sphere question as well as a bunch of others. Awesome read.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is a level of detail that should be hidden from ordinary people

That would make the system easier to understand.

All they have to know if that 4-seamers drop the least and that curveballs drop the most.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except there are numbers involved

Drop the least from which reference point? -10 inches from a straight line?

Honestly once you get the hang of the perspective it’s cupcakes and everyone understands the balls aren’t actually rising in a literal sense.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But why make people get the hang of it?

Just make it understandable from the outset.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it's easy to get the hang of

And there’s no other way to do it. And it makes more sense once you do anyway, would you want it to be a fastball sinks -5 inches and a curve -15? It makes way more sense from that reference point for it to be say +5 and -10.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use the 4-seamer as the reference point

Since it will sink the least.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except whose 4-seamer?

There is no theoretically consistent 4-seamer.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You wanted it to be more accurate.

First you said “They should say smooth sphere and not no spin because that would be more accurate”

Then I said that “smooth sphere” wasn’t nearly as accurate, and then you countered with essentially “let’s not get too accurate”.

Anyway, I don’t think there is a widespread problem with understanding pitch fx graphs any more than there is a problem with understanding a scatterplot in a textbook. At first one may have no idea wtf is going on but after reading the caption and explanations of x and y axis its pretty easy to understand. The concept of a baseline pitch to compare ALL pitches to (this way we can differentiate between the quality of fastballs even) is much more intuitive than any other solution, IMO.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

look, pitch charts at fangraphs are hard to read

they just don’t make sense. if you’re going to position the chart backwards (from hitter’s viewpoint) then position the chart that way and show downward motion as downward motion.

Of course, who knows if I even understand THAT part of these charts.

by sdrone on Aug 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

People make charts like that, however they're mostly used to chart end location.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that what matters? Balls and strikes?

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frankly, no.

Remember where this discussion started? You said screwball, everyone else said splitter, I presented evidence, you changed your argument to one about the location of the X-axis. I attempted to explain the location of the axis, you told me I didn’t understand gravity.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely

But let’s not blame the reader.

Let’s make the charts better and easier to understand.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

PFX charts are difficult to understand,

that’s why alt posted an explanation from BtB. I’m sure a lot of your questions will be answered if you check that out.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be WAY more confusing not to negate the effects of gravity

“HFS! Look at all4tookie’s fastball! That thing sinks like a motherfucker! Get this kid a deal!!!!”

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The problem is that yes, it's not accurate to say the ball is rising,

but if you say it drops 5 inches compared to a ball that drops 10 inches, it becomes a lot more abstract and difficult to understand IMO.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Key phrase

all that really means is that it falls less that you would expect.

Of course the ball doesn’t literally rise b/c that’s motherfletching physically impossible. All it says is that it sinks less. That’s all it’s ever tried to do. Maybe just looking at the thing is confusing, but it’s not exactly difficult to interpret once you google “Interpreting Pitch f/x data.”

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 24, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't say it's impossible

I meant to look into this earlier this year and forgot. Don’t women’s softball fastballs rise? Of course, they are thrown upward, but hey let’s not get technical.

by sdrone on Aug 24, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Submariners come to mind,

especially the guys who almost scrape the ground with their hands. But still, I have to think that the pitch is still mostly arc and doesn’t actually rise.

I am not sure it is impossible, that is an excellent question. Think about throwing a beach ball as hard as you can straight out – enough backspin and it will fly upwards.

Now, I have no idea if one could generate the torque and spin to accomplish the same thing (or if a baseball would behave in the same manner given its hardness), but my future kid is going to tear his rotator cuff trying.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has more to do with trajectory

They are throwing the ball upwards, so it doesn’t inflect until much later, and sometimes after the strike zone.

However, ever ball is thrown on a curve and will inflect downwards at some point.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is theorectically possible to make a ball rise by applying enough spin

But human’s can’t apply enough spin (by half, if I recall correctly).

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically you're right

I mentioned this a while back, but I had a plush ball that was roughly the same size as a baseball (maybe a little smaller) and it was stitched similar to a soccer ball. I got it when I working at McDonalds during high school.

Anyway, the ball was constructed (unintentionally) such that I could throw it to my brother 100 feet away, aiming at roughly his shoe tops, and have the ball rise to where he would catch it at his belt. I could also throw a curveball that had an 8-10 foot break. This isn’t an exaggeration of my ability to throw a ball; it is simply a matter of the ball stitching reacting violently to the air flowing around it.

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by Solanus on Aug 24, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but that's not a baseball

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that's not a baseball

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We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

I like how thepainguy replied twice, not as a simple internet glitch, but two separate different replies.

I know that it isn’t a baseball. I was just noting that, as the effect of seams or ball construction interacting with air currents increases with respect to the weight of the spheroid (either by increased interaction or lowered weight, or both), the capacity of the hurled ball to actually rise in flight goes up.

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by Solanus on Aug 26, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have a dog in this fight.

But I will say that SB Nation has been eating comments lately. So, his comment probably didn’t appear on his page, and he commented again. In reality, both comments ended up appearing.

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by spants on Aug 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!

You don’t have a dog!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, so its not even close.

I wonder what the baseline assumptions for that are. It’s interesting because there is potential for some significant park factors – air resistance on a hot humid day in Aug is StL is a lot different than an April start in Denver. Combine that with imperfect ball construction and there is a pretty big range of what a pitcher could throw in a given day.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And THERE is another thing

In the 80s everyone always said “oh it’s a hot humid day the ball is dead” and now I hear people say “oh it’s a hot day the ball should carry well.”

by sdrone on Aug 24, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could be way wrong but I thought I saw somewhere

that they were making the balls of today different than they did twenty-thirty years ago. This was a long time back, early 2000’s, maybe right after McGwire-Sosa in 98. Something about the way they were wound and able to carry farther. Dunno. I will have to research and see if I can find it.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Aug 24, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't think submariners could get more spin than an overhand backspin

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone get the 2800 RPMs say a Chris Young fastball gets on a curve.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where do you get your rpm data?

thats pretty cool stuff to know

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooksbaseball.net has it

I think they’re just reverse engineering the movement stuff but it definitely has value answering some questions e.g. is a 80 mph curve with -7 inches of movement “breaking” more than a 75 mph curve with -10?

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somewhat OT, but while on the topic of curveballs and spin:

Have you seen the curveball optical illusion demonstration? Its pretty spot on for what a curveball trajectory looks like from the point of a batter.

A properly thrown curve ball spins in a way that makes the air on one side move faster than on the other. This causes the ball to move along a gradual curve. From the point of view of a batter standing on home plate, though, curve balls seem to “break,” or move suddenly in a new direction.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always likes Dizzy's...

take on the optical illusion of a curveball “All right,” he once challenged, “go stand behind a tree and I’ll hit you with an optical illusion”

by TomCat009 on Aug 24, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

having never looked at these things before . . .

here’s a guess. By centering it at zero (position of a ball with no spin) it lets you put balls that move at different speeds on the same chart. The idea would be that batters’ natural tendency is to expect a ball to follow a non-spin trajectory, and it’s deviations away from that null hypothesis are what matters.

by brackenthebox on Aug 24, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think there is still some misunderstanding of what the graph represents.

Check out the Beyond the Boxscore Primers here here and here that Sky so graciously put together.

Here is the money quote:

In a movement graph, we don’t care about where a pitch actually ended up, but instead care about how it got there. Our point of view is again from the catcher’s eyes and the axes are again horizontal and vertical, but this time they represent change in location due to spin, not absolute location. Change in location compares a pitch’s actual final location at the front of the plate to where physics equations would have expected it to end up given no spin at all (and no knuckling effects).

So the fastballs don’t actually rise, per se, but are up however many more inches than would be expected. In that sense, the origin is where a pitch would be expected to cross the plate given no spin.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, I didn't mean to sound adversarial. The chart was made by Vivaelpujols for his THT article on Smoltz's start.

Are you familiar with PFX movement charts? It’s classified as a splitter but I don’t discount the possibility that it’s a screwball as I’ve only seen the grip in 30 fps (where it looks like a split), and Smoltz and others usually refer to it as a splitter. More importantly, splitters and changeups do move in the same direction as screwballs- that’s one of the reasons so few pitchers throw a screwball these days and pitchers who throw a particularly slow changeup with a lot of movement often have it called a screwball (ie Tyler Clippard, PJ Walters).

The reason splitters and changeups appear to “move vertically” is that blob of fastballs located above them. They move vertically in relation to the pitch the batter sees most often, but you can see that Smoltz’s (you say tomato) screwball/splitter is creeping out to the left of his clustered fastballs, into screwball territory.

Here’s another PFX chart, this one of Daniel Herrera. It’s left-handed and the Y-axis is speed, not vertical movement, but he’s the only true screwball thrower that I can name off the top of my head. The main difference you can see is that the true screwball doesn’t move to the PAS so much as it drops because it’s about the same speed as a slow curveball.

Also, to avoid posting too many images, here’s a link to some PFX from FutureRedbids of PJ Walters, showing his changeup that borders on screwball.

http://www.futureredbirds.net/2009/04/19/moment-truth-walters-pitch-fx/

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was actually classified as a Change by gameday

But I’m pretty sure they were wrong. It had too much horizontal movement, and the speed max. was too fast.

Thanks

by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone who relies on charts like these for analysis purposes is going to come up with some REALLY bad conclusions. They are simply wrong.

For serial?

Thanks

by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

1. Pitch 1 is a spitter, pitch 2 is a slider

2. Looks like a splitter, acts like a splitter, he throws a splitter: it’s a splitter

3. Yeah, slider.

4. “Hung” a splitter and got taken for a strike. The benefits of facing the Padres.

5. Slider, yeah.

6/7. Indeed.

8. It’s a splitter.

9. Backdoor slider he just spun off of it thus he left it outside but got a generous call (not that he didn’t deserve it for some of the other calls).

10. Definitely a slider.

He had the splitter in Boston and Atlanta prior he just couldn’t command it whatsoever, but it’s not new. And it is a splitter. John Smoltz and Maddux come from the exact same pitching philosophy of Mazzone. This isn’t surprising their approach would be similar.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Splitters don't sink and tail

They drop vertically.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

From his armslot they do

And there’s about a 99% chance he’s just getting more finger pressure with his index finger vs. middle finger to cause it to tail. This one isn’t debateable, the guy throws a splitter with a splitfingered grip that he calls a splitter.

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

splitter / screwball

from Sports Illustrated, September 17 1979, regarding Bruce Sutter’s splitter --

“Eighty percent of the time,” Sutter says, “it will drop straight down.” The rest of the time, it will dip right or left. He would prefer it to constantly dip away from the hitters, so that it would appear as a sinking curve to righthanders and a sinking screwball to lefties. Sutter says that by exerting a certain sort of finger pressure, he can achieve this devastating effect some of the time.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1095381/index.htm

by lboros on Aug 24, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Sutter's splitter tilted, it was fairly minor

Maybe 5 or 10 degrees.

Smoltz’s splitter was tilting 45 to 60 degrees off of the vertical.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's video of Sutter's splitter at 1:47

There isn’t much tilt to that pitch.

1:58 shows a mostly vertical drop. So does 2:32.

That’s why they are pounding the ball straight down into the ground.

In general, the pitch has more vertical break than horizontal break.

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We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's more video of Sutter

Notice the lack of tilt in this pitch.

- Sutter video clip

If he could tilt this pitch more, don’t you think he’d do so to a lefty to run the ball away from him?

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just cannot agree with this.

Have you ever thrown a split finger? They do not always do the same thing even when using the same grip. My split finger (which was a “just messing around pitch” because I could not consistently locate it) would often tail down and away even though I did not pronate my wrist like I would if I were throwing a screw ball.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 24, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

Are you implying that things don’t always do what our preconceived notions assume they should? Stop that, you!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 24, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you remember Sutter's splitter?

Did it have that much tilt to it?

The answer is no.

When it tilted, it was relatively minor.

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We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this still

actually happening?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well now you had to go and interrupt it

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

srsly

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ur doin it wrongz

6ly spants, get it together! you’re better than this!

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did that a few times and

I felt like an Exxon/Mobil whore.

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

See above for video clips of Sutter's splitter

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irrelevant

I never said they were the same.

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We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they move so differently!

Surely two pitches that move as differently as Suppan’s sinker and Webb’s sinker both can’t be sinkers right?

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give visual evidence and all you have to offer are tangents

I’m done.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tagents?

No, you are saying that since Smoltz’s splitter moves somewhat differently from Sutter’s, it isn’t a splitter, which is not how it works seeing as how pitchers throw the “same” pitch different ways.

How about this, if you can find one person who agrees with you that it is better to call it a screwball instead of a splitter I’ll convert. Is there anyone who thinks it’s better to call Smoltz’s pitch a screwball and not a splitter?

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by joker24 on Aug 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sub-thread didn't die afterall?

Goodness. A pitch gripped like a split that the guy calls a split and that moves more, but not otherwordly differently, than other splits is actually a screwball? Whuu?

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 25, 2009 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

the midday SC finally calls Brendan Ryan's faceplant right!

“He’s lucky he didn’t hurt himself!”

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by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

what. the. fuck.

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 24, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently its not so bad

People here at work had it. Apparently its bad for a couple days max, and then you get like mandatory 7 days off. Not a terrible idea.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point...

swine flu is “the flu” at least until it’s displaced by the next epidemic… Everyone who doesn’t live in a cave has been exposed at this point.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 24, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i work in a cave

so hopefully i am ok…

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by nomar34 on Aug 24, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you calling me a *ussy?

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hussy? would you prefer "courtesan"? "lady of the night?" "working girl?"

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by tom s. on Aug 24, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're confusing me with film

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least flim isn't confusing YOU with a hermaphrodite

so at least got that going for ya

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is nice

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You had a whole series of viruses.

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the hits just keep on coming

around 8pm i got stung by a bee right as i walked outside. my right eye is now swollen shut

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That flu is so simpy in comparison to Maddox's magnificent manliness.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simpy? This is my second preview button fail today. Lordy.

That was supposed to be “wimpy”. I have the Mondays bad and I didn’t bring enough caffeine with me to counter it. Blah.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar flare!!!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you say so!

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was gonna say wrong kind of flair

But this feels so right

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

some pics from a David Eckstein fan

He gave her tickets for a nice blog of hers, she snapped pics. shaky.

Here’s a flock of redbirds.

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by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

oh, she's a dual fan. she likes the Cards too.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool story

Good to see that Eck took the MIDWEST NICENESS with him to San Diego.

by mojowo11 on Aug 24, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHRIS CARPENTER: FLAW DETECTOR

“Was it the bullpen catcher?” “…everybody did.” There’s Smoltz just talking about Carpenter not only DETECTING but with some fancy tips to stop the pitch-tipping.

FOR 6?!!!

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by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

so basically everyone in Boston missed this, and the adoring audience of Cardinals players were like, oh look!

I don’t know what to say.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

JED probably detected the flaw

3 seasons ago, and they are just now telling him.

/sarcasm

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by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there any detail on this?

I’m searching around, but suddenly my proxy is slow as hell. Stupid people surfing during lunch.

by sdrone on Aug 24, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a link to the

article. And here is a link to his interview with Dan Patrick.

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by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks dude

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet, thanks

I thought I had seen the “foot in the wrong place” thing last week but then everyone started taking about something else.

by sdrone on Aug 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz was tipping his pitches.

It’s amazing that they float this same bull-honky every single time. Didn’t it get floated with Wellemeyer & Lohse? Funny that it’s never a Mitchell Boggs that’s tipping his pitches but some random veteran that they can then claim they fix. Unfalsifiable claims are fun.

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by azruavatar on Aug 24, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

To be clear

this isn’t a swipe at Leach, moreso the coaching staff that cries wolf with every veteran.

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by azruavatar on Aug 24, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in,

Source reports editing staff have detected flaw in Azru’s writing, causing him to tip his postings. A teammate was queried on the subject:

Yeah, it was just like, something we figured out and fixed through some means or another. It’ll probably never come back, or maybe it will, you just never know with things like that.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

....change of scenery?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and I hear he's working on a sinker.

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

pegacorns!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taught to him my Mark McGwire!

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by hazel on Aug 24, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Piniero, not Lohse

Personally, I think all three cases are similar to each other—the Cardinals acquire a troubled pitcher who looks lost, and Duncan (and apparently, Carp) immediately look for quick fixes in the delivery and claim they found that the pitcher was tipping pitches. In all three cases (so far), the pitcher goes onto finish the season surprisingly improved, especially considering where his performance was before.

They’re the guys doing the actual work, so I’m not sure why you’d call it “bull-honky.” I don’t think they claimed that with Weaver or others.

by Forsch31 on Aug 24, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's because weaver continued to suck.

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by tom s. on Aug 24, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Pinero as well.

He was part of the tipping pitches brigade, wasn’t he?

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by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

As was Wainwright once or twice, I believe.

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they invented it for Izzy.

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anthony Reyes was tipping his pitches in the NLCS right?

Maybe he was actually tipping his pitches, as opposed to the vets you mention not actually tipping their pitches, but the company needs to try to convince the fans that these pitchers are fixable.

/speculation
//I hope that made sense, I have a feeling it didn’t

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

they solved this one

by getting rid of all his pitches except the sinker. You can’t tip one pitch.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 24, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliant!

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by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Everyone tips pitches. It’s amazing that everyone that comes here does it. It’s such an epidemic and yet no other organization seems to be able to identify it and address it. At least, not as well as the Cards do.

Of course, Mike Maroth was tipping pitches at first too. Then he continued to get his brains beat in and the not another word was heard about him tipping pitches.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 24, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll put it another way

I have no doubt that they work with every pitcher that comes in, on a number of different things. If they didn’t they weren’t doing their jobs. Overall Duncan has some some really good things with people, obviously. I believe “tipping pitches” is just convenient red meat to throw to the press, in most cases. Some people eat it up, some remain skeptical.

I don’t think that it is in anyones interest to talk in any great detail about the substantive alterations they are making to a pitchers approach. Or even to talk about what specific pitches they are focusing on. So we’ll just say he was tipping pitches, and leave it at that, and let the writers, commentators, and bloggers carry forth that theme, nodding knowingly, and everyone will just leave it at that.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 24, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sloppy writing

Duncan has DONE some good things

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the Smoltz quote
“I very well could have been,” he said. “If you tip your pitches, it’s a lot easier to hit in this league.”

Perfect quote formula:

  • Admit that anything is a possibility
  • State a fact
  • . . .
  • Don’t piss of new management.

by brackenthebox on Aug 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Profit!!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 24, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking as soon

as I read that.

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by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

I think that is a sign I spend too much time at VEB

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Which, actually, isn’t true in my case, as I actually just discovered that a few days ago. Updating myself on what the “kids” are doing “these days.”

/in denial

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many hipsters does it take to screw in lightbulb?

You’ve probably never heard of it anyway, it’s a really obscure number.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

Well, if I recall my lessons correctly, would it be over 9000? Or 42?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

OVA NINE THOUSAND!!!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Some of the hilarity makes me sad that I didn’t catch these memes sooner. Then I realize they started on 4chan in the bowels of the internet, and I don’t feel bad anymore.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have to cover up whatever they did to make Smoltz throw a bunch of strikeout in a short start

some way, right? don’t want anyone to figure out the Duncan voodoo

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 24, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you look at the Smoltz K video...

…you can see that his wrist angle is different when he throws his slider versus his splitter.

His wrist is stiffer with his splitter.

Maybe the Padres were just too dumb to pick up on this or he changed how he broke his hands to hide his armswing from the batter better.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, they did claim it with Reyes in the 2006 playoffs

But it does seem to be some kind of magic bullet that they always trot out, among others. I’m not someone who is willing to accept that after working with a guy for two bullpens or something Duncan or some other coach/pitcher ALWAYS manages to fix something, but is never willing to accept blame when said pitcher regresses. It goes both ways, friends!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 24, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it so much

Everybody is trying to find a reason for Smoltz’s “turnaraound”; however, the truth is that he simply was just on his game. I’ve said this 100 times, but that start doesn’t mean he is back, more than his struggles in Boston meant he was finished. All that matters to me, is that he stuff is still major league quality.

Thanks

by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's all agree to take it one game at a time

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

one at bat at a time, one pitch, one inning, give it 110%, leave it all on the field

and take no prisoners

i’m not getting my hopes up till he does this against a team with at least a winning record. for now, it’s 5 good innings vs a bad team. Welley could have probably done the same thing. wake me up when he can do this vs a team that would eat Welley for lunch.

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welley could not have done the same thing.

But yeah, while I’m optimistic, the more rational part of me is saying, “small sample size.”

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, the burden of sophisticated perspective

Was that not awesome watching Smoltz kick ass yesterday?

However, it is also true that Smoltz pitched five really good innings. In the course of a baseball season, five really good innings strung together do not a turnaround make. Mike Maroth looked like the next coming of Tom Glavine his first start in St. Louis too.

So, I agree…carry on…

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 24, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I enjoyed it in the moment.

I relished. I was practically giddy. But today, things just look a little less shiny.

In the end, there is nothing wrong with watching a dude mow down hitters like he’s playing a video game. It was awesome.

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

One thing I can never get my non SABR-friends to understand...

…is that I LOVE the subjective element of baseball. Whether or not Ankiel is a good CFer, seeing him porn-dive and make a catch is pretty cool. Whether or not the numbers say Skip should be a horrible 2nd baseman, seeing him make good plays over there is still fun for me. And so on and so on…

The only difference is that I think I have some understanding of the events and numbers that dictate who wins and loses a lot of games. That doesn’t mean I IGNORE the subjective experience of a game, it’s just that once the moment is over I’m able to have a different perspective on it than some. I don’t see where the conflict there is…

And on a related note, seeing Smoltz buzzsaw an overmatched lineup was pretty daggone cool. His stuff was really sharp yesterday, and I don’t think that’s debateable. The guy still K’d 9 dudes in 5 innings, bad team or not. Pretty fun to watch!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 24, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We share that "conflicted"

perspective. I think it’s only a conflict for them because they’re incapable of nuanced, complex thought, at least where sports are concerned. I want to be entertained and intellectually stimulated. Being both subjective and objective affords me both experiences.

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this sums up the VEB experience quite perfectly

I want to be entertained and intellectually stimulated

Yay spants!

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that is it in a nutshell.

i guess i can watch boog, say, hit a GS and know it’s not going to happen again, understand that it’s an aberration, and still think it’s a pretty cool aberration.

i still love watching pornstache hit a 2-run double, or brad thompson throw a perfect inning, even though I know they shouldn’t happen very often.

the harder part is knowing that i can’t get too excited looking forward — times like this when I really WANT to believe that Smoltz is going to K about 10 guys in every outing through the end of the season. that’s the part I hate: finding a “favorite” player, somebody you know you want to succeed, and knowing they probably won’t.

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by tom s. on Aug 24, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So was his innings in Boston

What is clear is that his stuff is major league caliber. Probably above average. And if he can command like he did yesterday, he’ll be great.

Thanks

by vivaelpujols on Aug 24, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. I'm just not drawing any firm conclusions.

But I liked what I saw. Smoltz is like Carp and Waino: he can pitch, even when he doesn’t have his best stuff.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 24, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i loved what i saw

i hope he can keep repeating the performance, i really do

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What you are forgetting

is that Smoltz has someone to impress now.

Skip. Schumaker.

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by azruavatar on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip has that effect on people.

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by spants on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT....VEB getting linked by CNN/SI

linky

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by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

VEB has always been on the main feeds since SB expanded

We are auto-linked out of Yahoo and CNN/SI as a blog slash news service.

Hence my frequent bellyaching that we are always in mixed company. blah blah blah, I am a killjoy.

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by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT- Sunday vs. Nats

Sorry for the diversion but I thought I’d share a half-off special:

E-Saver vs. Nationals
Sunday, August 30 vs. Nationals
Get your All-Inclusive tickets for TRANE Adam Wainwright Bobblehead Day, Sunday, August 30, for HALF PRICE! All-Inclusive tickets feature a full buffet, plus complimentary beer and soda.
Coupon Code: ESAVER

So yeah, it’s the Nats, but it’s also Adam Wainwright Bobblehead Day, which would be pretty sweet while sitting with an all-inclusive ticket!

Again, my apologies for the off topic post.

by goodymobb on Aug 24, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man

that pic of the pads player is super funny!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 24, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

that's not funny...

the part where if he’d gotten hit, the Cards would’ve been in deeper trouble… that’s funny. poor guy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have not convinced me that pic is not funny

far from it!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

[boards the failboat immediately!]

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually I have a serious question. 6ly.

Boog routinely reads Yadi’s signs in order to ‘cheat’ when he’s positioning himself defensively. He’s said as much many times in interviews.

Would this constitute a tell? Is there a right way or wrong way to do this?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

They talked about that during the Arod controversy

THing is, you can’t tell if he’s positioning himself due the pitch, the hit charts, a 90 mph wind, or what.

by sdrone on Aug 24, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

so basically if he continues to be totally random

he’s okay?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And really,

who is going to think that Boog playing anywhere means much of anything? I fully anticipate one day that he will just show up and play right behind the pitcher’s mound. He will still make all the plays, because he is that awesome.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Aug 24, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

that also might be a deliberate mindfuck of some sort

Tony is known for occasionally tinkering w/ the positioning of his infielders….

by nota bene on Aug 24, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw in a few fakes and do it as late as possible

Ideally after the pitcher has broken his hands.

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by thepainguy on Aug 24, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

pixie dust!

riverfront times

kudos.

also, got through the whole article without mentioning Joel Piñeiro.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

battle of the dominant curves tomorrow night

Wandy vs Waino

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 24, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh, Wandy. the one guy who owns Albert.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

[spits]

Guys Who Own(ed) Albert
(more than 15 ABs; out of 82 pitchers, 10.36% of total pitchers)

avg (.250 and lower)

  1. Jason Schmidt – 17
  2. Wandy Rodríguez – 25
  3. Ron Villone – 15
  4. Brandon Webb - 23
  5. Andy Pettitte – 23
  6. A.J. Burnett – 18
  7. Matt Clement – 22
  8. Sean Marshall – 20
  9. Jason Marquis - 20
  10. Jim Brower – 16

obp (less than .300)

  1. Ron Villone
  2. Jim Brower
  3. A.J. Burnett
  4. Matt Kinney – 19
  5. Kirk Rueter – 15
  6. Andy Pettitte
  7. Wandy Rodríguez
  8. Matt Clement
  9. Brandon Claussen - 15

ops (less than .700)

  1. Ron Villone
  2. Wandy Rodríguez
  3. Jason Schmidt
  4. Andy Pettitte
  5. Jim Brower
  6. Brandon Webb
  7. Billy Wagner – 21
  8. Brandon Claussen
  9. Jason Marquis
  10. Carlos Mármol – 19

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and now we know why they hired Ron Villone. crafty!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Jim Brower did at least one thing well in his career?

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by hazel on Aug 25, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Brower vs. Albert Pujols

16ab 4h 1d 0tr 0HR
1rbi 0bb 1k 0sb 0cs 1gidp
0.25 AVG 0.25 OBP 0.313 SLG 0.563 OPS

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

cut pasting the AVG >.250 for 10AB or more

vs Albert

AVG below .250

  1. José Valverde - 10
  2. Ryan Madson - 10
  3. Jason Bere - 13
  4. Al Leiter - 11
  5. Darrell May - 10
  6. Chris Sampson - 10
  7. Jonathan Broxton - 10
  8. Jason Schmidt - 17
  9. Wandy Rodríguez - 25
  10. Ron Villone - 15
  11. Kevin Millwood - 14
  12. Pedro Martínez - 13
  13. Chad Billingsley – 12
  14. Giovanni Carrara - 12
  15. Luis Vizcaíno - 11
  16. Dave Bush - 11
  17. Hideo Nomo - 10
  18. Jamie Moyer - 10
  19. Jerome Williams - 14
  20. Brandon Webb - 23
  21. Andy Pettitte - 23
  22. A.J. Burnett - 18
  23. Matt Clement - 22
  24. Cole Hamels - 13

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

OBP
  1. Chris Sampson - 10
  2. Jason Bere - 13
  3. Kevin Millwood
  4. José Valverde - 10
  5. Ryan Madson - 10
  6. Al Leiter – 11
  7. Darrell May – 10
  8. Ron Villone – 15
  9. Pedro Martínez -13
  10. Jerome Williams – 14
  11. Cole Hamels – 13
  12. Giovanni Carrara – 12
  13. Jonathan Broxton – 10
  14. Jim Brower – 16
  15. Carlos Hernandez - 12
  16. A.J. Burnett – 18
  17. Matt Kinney – 19
  18. Kirk Rueter – 15
  19. Jamie Moyer – 10
  20. Andy Pettitte – 23
  21. Shane Reynolds – 14
  22. Wandy Rodríguez – 25
  23. Matt Clement – 22
  24. Brandon Claussen – 15

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

OPS
  1. José Valverde - 10
  2. Ryan Madson - 10
  3. Chris Sampson - 10
  4. Jason Bere - 13
  5. Ron Villone - 15
  6. Al Leiter - 11
  7. Jonathan Broxton – 10
  8. Darrell May - 10
  9. Wandy Rodríguez - 25
  10. Jason Schmidt - 17
  11. Jamie Moyer - 10
  12. Luis Vizcaíno - 11
  13. Dave Bush - 11
  14. Andy Pettitte - 23
  15. Pedro Martínez - 13
  16. Hideo Nomo - 10
  17. Jim Brower - 16
  18. Brandon Webb - 23
  19. Kevin Millwood - 14
  20. Scott Williamson - 10
  21. Billy Wagner - 21
  22. Noah Lowry - 11
  23. Chad Billingsley - 12
  24. Brandon Claussen - 15
  25. Giovanni Carrara - 12
  26. Jason Marquis - 20
  27. Carlos Mármol - 19
  28. Matt Wise - 10

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 25, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would just like to add

that when I make the majors and use my built in anti-grav devices to make a pitch actually rise, I will come back to laugh at your 100 comment sub-thread on my pitch F/X values.

MUAHAHAHA.

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by azruavatar on Aug 24, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHA.

Forgot the laugh.

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by azruavatar on Aug 24, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

da bearsss

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 24, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is this football people talk about? There are sports besides baseball?

Seriously though, I could not rec this comment with any more AUTHORI-TAY.

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes. i feel slightly guilty about having started all sorts of OT threads

about music, movies, etc., but talking boxing, football, ultimate fighting (looking at you Azru!), golf, etc. seems a little more profane on a cards blog. i have no way to justify that sentiment and i recognize it.

in short, I have no point. boo football!

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by tom s. on Aug 24, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't football

its ND football

/1993 NBC commercial

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"this isn't football" is what a lot of people said about ND last year, iirc.

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by tom s. on Aug 24, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYP

“this isn’t football” is what a lot of people said about ND last year since 1993, iirc.

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by all4tookie on Aug 24, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

when I read the first comment in that hundred comment sub-thread about ND, I was sad. Then it continued for so many more comments, and I was more sad. Baseball please. And tiny chefs.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday's tiny Chef

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol.

This made me literally laugh out loud. I’d almost make this my new avatar, but that’d probably make azru kill me.

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by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please make it your avatar.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want AZ to go on a killing spree?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, can we clear one thing up for Mr. Slow here?

Why is Holliday called Lego? And when did he head-butt the earth?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LICK HIM!!!

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Link

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just held down 'Z' for 7 seconds.

Cleared that problem right up.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 24, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do androids dream of having electric stuff?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 24, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be askin bout Azru's junk

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

in public at least

he’ll answer any of your questions if you send him an email

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by gdm426 on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf my channel surfing. House Hunters

With die-hard St. Louis Cardinals fans.

Filmed when it was still Lake DeWitt.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw that one.

Really cheesy and they don’t actually live in Saint Louis.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 24, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretenders

we should go find their brick and kick it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

barely even county, let alone Saint Louis.

The wife was really pissed because they filmed it the same time we bought our house and we looked strictly in the city of Saint Louis proper and aren’t giant cheesedicks.

/“It shoulda been us. It shoulda been us!” Brendan Ryan as Bob Deniro

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the big question is

does he look like a lego kid?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson and AJ!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 24, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actual Holliday family photo...

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not far off really

AJ is at least in the lego tradition, I have seen Jackson hitting them out of the infield as a 5 year old though, has a really sweet swing

by TomCat009 on Aug 24, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see where Matt

got his Lego head. link

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 24, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The afternoon post is up

Hooray fake game day thread!

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

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