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Haha.

Great caption.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice caption Dan

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

six

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

FSN fail.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Great replay though.

GET WITH IT GUYS IN THE TRUCK!!!

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha, the crazy handshakes in the dugout are awesome

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess they had show Smoltz

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRo's vertical leap appears! huzzah!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

good grief...

what’s shaq doing playing for the padres?

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

great photo greaaat photo.

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Dick Clayton

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Petco looks really nice.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

respect teh stache

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

For those that can't see the game....

I’m sure they have panned to Smoltz half a dozen times by now. How is it seeing him in Cardinal Red? Can’t wait to see him toss on Sunday…..

Anyone know how his bullpen session went today?

Who is he talking to in the dugout?

by stlcardinals15 on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks good

don’t know
Carp

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

More than a half-dozen.

He’s talking to Carp. It’s awesome. I feel giddy, for no real reason.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's awesome.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

word was

bullpen session didn’t go so great in the pre-game, but then dan n al went on about how great it was during the broadcast.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 21, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's Zorro

Jo-El can’t draw too much attention to it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joel is striking out too many people.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreeed

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and giving up too many fly balls

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, Boog. damn.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Pineiro is a fascist.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can hear crickets on the San Diego broadcast.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what i loved about the end of last night's game.

They stopped chatting about nonsense when the game got really good.

by LandSickness on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a good game last night

Missed the gamethread. Just watched the game and went to bed. I didn’t even get that excited cause I knew we were going to win.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLITRIPLE

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

LEGO LEGO LEGO LEGO

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the Lego thing!

I was on vacation when it started I think, so I’m curious, who started it?

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

triple! MOAR PIE!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday=speed demon?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

the ground's just afraid of him.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seems to be our whole team

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

over under

on times Dan’n’Al say he runs well For A Big Man in the next ten minutes.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

you know? he really is

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEGO

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheels Holliday there

nice job

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

mmm eggos

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

So, Mr. Holliday

My son’ll be around tomorrow to mow, trim, and edge.

Also, the wife made zucchini bread. Hope you enjoy!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

No lemonade

Matt is not pleased.

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the midwest

we’ll take him down the cul-de-sac and he can buy some from a lemonade stand. my treat, of course!

by DanUpBaby on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Hell

this umpire is absolutely killing me

by goslinkygo on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT IS NOT A STRIKE

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

atg you're right

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewww. and here I thought the young Gwynn was okay

chewin’. sigh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

WTH???

a strike??

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

can ank put bat on ball...

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by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yes....

sort of.

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by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fair territory

No

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

he can also pop out on the infield, in foul territory.

by goslinkygo on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lefties

hitting .340 or so against him

except rick-dick

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

even a lh tee?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

PopFoulDick

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickfail

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon DeRo

out of the infield, plz

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Weavah!

8 in a row…

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by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Squeeze?

Holliday does run well for a big man…

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by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

the dugout is suddenly 6

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Shannon just say something about shooting blanks?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he probably has experience with that

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

UIBB to set up -99.99

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. Selective...

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday breaks the world with his arms, apparently

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

upper body thingies

150 – DeRosa
160 – Albert’s left
180 – Holliday

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wha?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al talking about forearm strength

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just zone them out.

Even when I’m giving the game 100% of my attention, I just can’t bring myself to willingly listen to Dan and Al.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that mean

that Alberts right = 600?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

they didn't want to strain his elbow, apparently

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the unit they measure that by

is milliamaurys. So when you think about it it’s not really that impressive.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't quite get what the machine did...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it measures grip strength

its not really a machine, its a dynamometer. You squeeze it and it measures the strength of your grip.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like this

or some variation. Some are even digital these days

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can just see all the guys lining up to get their number...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

43 weak

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably kgs

as in kilograms, not khalil greenes

Here is the more commonly used one. . . couldn’t think of the name Jamar dynamometer earlier

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are those even?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

grip strengths

in lbs

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan

<3’s Albert’s forearms.

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi, c'mon

out of the IF, plz. Plate the run.

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Is 3 walks in a game

a good thing??

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

load the bases again

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

nex def'd???

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat you to it.

lol.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's first on my screen

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your screen sucks.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

suck it!

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine too

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Maybe I need a new browser session.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

live threads skew the comments. because it’s not techincally “live” it just constantly check for new comments.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just reload

and all will be revealed.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah...

It always seems to show your own comment first when it’s close like that.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to add it to the glossary

it’s what chitown’d used to be

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The HD software for MLB.TV...

It’s over a minute behind real time, glitchy, and not worth using.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's too bad

because i have an HD capable laptop. but then again i never have use for MLB.tv

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

/nexdef'd

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

load it for boooog

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

+6

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog gets in an extra butt slap for Holliday

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

no boogorama

no schnauzers

bummer

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll be damned

hit and run success

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

true

one reason I normally hate the hit and run is the swing no matter what factor

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadda just gets the job done

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

RESPECT THE STACH

IBBBBBBB

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

lolz.

IBB Boog.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

This is one of my favorite games ever, so far.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

All Hail The Genius

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets make this game 6 Pineiro

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

have a day BOOG

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan hits it far for a string bean.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

stand next to the boogeyman

he’s not small by any means

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by sportsman on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he only started bulking up this offseason

And apparently he got cramps last year from not eating enough.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't this year?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cramps was this year

my bad. i’m mixing my 08s and 09s

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was starting to worry about my mind.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got a couple moar years before you have to start worring

once you hit 30, it’s all down hill from there

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

I play a lot of puzzles.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

6'3, 190...

that’s kind of string beany

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by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

On Chrome now,

punks.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is up with the bunny

shadows?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

appearently smoltz was excited to be a card

dgooldRT @JoeStrauss Smoltz in such a rush to join team that he forgot golf clubs. For Smoltz, that is a big deal. #stlcards

sorry if this was already covered

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he's a scratch golfer.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was not covered.

Thanks for posting it.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one cracks me up...

http://twitter.com/dgoold/status/3441268975

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi guys in the truck!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're talkin' about Jaime!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I only wish I was Hi May or Hi Me, or whatever

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be jealous

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be pretty cool

To have a penis and a vagina. I would really never have to leave my mom’s basement again

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something seems to be wrong with

SBNation for me.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

nvm

fixed.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 Ks...2BBs...1 HR...

Something is wrong with Pineiro.

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it weird that the biggest thing

that jumps out at me is the 5 K’s?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

His agent told..

him to fill in some of the stats.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

skippeh

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

colby D:

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

has he really layed out for a ball yet?

he’s kind of made falling catches, but he doesn’t seem comfortable diving.

by TheBirds on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he made a great diving catch last week ( i think it was last week)

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that the one when the ump

missed the call?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luddy was appalled

Colby didn’t sell it…

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really didn't need to.

It wasn’t even close.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

the umps had been blind all series, though

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

fixed

the umps had been blind all series season, though

And you’re probably right.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it when the entire crew is blind

There ought to be at least one who knows what he’s doing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh there is.

It’s just that that guy has been on vacation during our games.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's dove twice at least.

Know how I know? The burning fire video.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

that is his go to highlight video for me

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that is the one I meant

again, this is why he didn’t make the play. Korgori is just thinking about the environment. It is too dry in the San Diego area!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess I'm just unlucky

at least I get nightly boog highlights.

by TheBirds on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fucking balls.

Ank in CF tomorrow night.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

When the fuck did Rick get put in CF?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

kobe ramses

you are gonna get into TLRs doghouse if do that again!

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 20, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

anything exciting happen since holliday's triple?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog was IBB'd

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just checking the Twitter

Miklasz says Trophy Humper has been released

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap

guess what team is going to claim him.

by TheBirds on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your too late by a whole thread

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must have missed it

sorry

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just thought i would be a jerk about it

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

somebody mentioned it. They really didn’t want anything to do with Lugo.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

plz, don't give this run back

Thanks, JP

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert is 0-3.

DFA.

/anti-jinx

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Out in RF

Ankiel is celebrating silently

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby needs...

a scholarship to the Jimmy Hollywood School for CF’s.

by goslinkygo on Aug 20, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOGY WIN

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn...

Tony pulled the trigger quick on Colby.

by goslinkygo on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

After watching Skip not touch the ball

Tony realizes that Raz doesnt have a chance then

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Bye, cody. =(

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

OK APu Here is a rally penis to get you going

   / \
   I I
   I I
OI IO

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Subjectline'd

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

HWAT

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think the internet term is "collapsed"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i,,,,can't,,,,,look,,,,,away

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been wondering about this.

He does it all the time. It’s very European.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA

out of line!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

what you talking about

you live in the hipster capital of Saint Louis, South City.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are no

hipsters on my block. Not one.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I took the test. I do not qualify.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Must be you then?

/ducks

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 21, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apu

appreciates it less

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY PENIS

FAIL

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

would have rather seen this

with schumaker. it’s not like you’re keeping him at second for his defense.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 20, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's good to waste Ludwick with a 4-run lead...

That way he isn’t available in the event of a Padre comeback.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I know...

I meant you’re removing a good hitter in Colby, and it eliminates Ludwick as a weapon off the bench.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dont you know?

Weak groundouts to second >>>>>>>>>> Possibility of Colby facing a lefty

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by The_teague on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy fucking sthi

®

did Tony really just do that?

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he let Colby go to the plate just to pull him back

The way Tony made that move (if I were Colby) would not sit well, and I would not be pleased with my manager.

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by The_teague on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Luckly,

I don’t think Colby wears panties and he’ll realize that Tony is just trying to win the game.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmm, broccoli

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

haha, they finally figure out that Mujica is pronounced with the Spanish j

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

funny

at the game sunday during BP all the ball seekers in the bleachers kept yelling MOO-GEE-KAAA at him.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, either way Dan's wrong

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, told the wife

there was no way that was how you pronounced the guys name. So he’s got all the people calling him some weird derivation of his name before the game, then albert drills him in the knee during the game. Just a bad day all around for him.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 21, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Albert hates Padres pitchers.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

At this point...

Pujols is just a warm body for Holliday to drive in.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Swinging 3-0 like that...

who does think he is?

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck...

now no Holliday.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

blaaaaah...

take the walk!!!!

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wainer gets his five minutes with The Smoltz

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Fixed

6ly

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. That's broken like a record.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Albert cannot cope with all the clubhouse chemistry

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Needs moar surly!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

He threw that bat a mile.

It was in-picture when they went to the camera to show the fly ball to center.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

saw that

bad habit picked up from lugo? He did that at least twice last night.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

crap

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretzels, pretzels, pretzels

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 21, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Plasma TV twin pack!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

and 20 lbs of beef jerky

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretzel party at Jack's house!

I am so fucking there, so long as we’re eating the pretzels and not Jack’s food.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

-1

.99 tacos are the best midnight run foods ever

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 21, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm crack tacos

when I was in JITB-less virginia, I had my girlfriend bring a bag of those back from texas

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guzman giving the Bums an opening.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 21, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOG!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy Boog

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOG-RANGE!!!

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

BOOGBERT!!!!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

he shocked ALBERT.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Will.Get.Screwed.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that grand slam earlier helped too

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

albert's like, crap, I better pay attention

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Boog is playing like

Belliard. Except for his defense is good.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

the hair is equally... riveting.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

GRAND SLAM RUSSELL MARTIN

6-2

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by The_teague on Aug 21, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

YES!

YES! hahahahaha

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn is conflicted!!

Also, too soon.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sir.

I apologize.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn wants to know where you live, also.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Cubbies your poor beasts.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

GET UP BABY

RUSSELL MARTIN JE T’AIME!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Hhahahahh Russell Martin grand slam ftw

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

nice!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

i forgot we were playing the padres

i was like wtf, guys, he just flew out to center. and the bases are empty?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Russ-ell

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Boog mustache disection going on

by Shannon and Rooney.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

keep us posted

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He should either be in a western

or a detective.

Absent minded versions, both.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

a detective in a western

just come off the railroad from the East.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

4-2 Dodgers

Grand Slam COLTRANE!

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 21, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

6-2 Fail

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oops, sorry.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

No worries

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

6-2

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

6ly

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

if so

that’s serious

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAA the umpire had to DUCK to get out of the way of the BOOOOOOG.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

JP -- stop striking out so many!!!!

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

flagged!

do something about your kid…effin gdm!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

i actually tried to flag it as a joke…it asked me to write an essay…and no one would see it but mods

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 21, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

If these Cub hitters will just hit their career averages...

they can still clinch the Central by mid-September.

/BCB’d

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

by 3 games...

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

september 2010???

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehe.

Be careful Flim.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Muhahahaha

We’re Cubs fans. We have high tolerances to pain.
Man up.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was off guzman too

he’s their most reliable bullpen arm

by Cedar Plank on Aug 21, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

It's so awful over there..

I almost feel sorry for them. Then I remember 89 and 03.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

he has kool glasses

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Again,

Matt Holliday swings sooooo hard.

by goslinkygo on Aug 21, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

no way

Pineiro pitches a complete game if he keeps wasting pitches on strike outs.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Interesting: If Franklin--who really sucks--pitched...

in 10 more innings and recorded 10 more saves
w/out giving up a run….that would give him 41 saves for the year
and an era of .93…with only 2 blown saves
where would he finish in the cy young….could we go 2-4 in voting..
not too far-fetched

Gagne won the cy young with 55 and 1.20

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 21, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

of course that's...

if tony has the audacity to put his sucky ass on the
mound again….which i wouldn’t

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

In 2008...

Lidge had 41 saves, none blown, and an ERA of 1.95. He did not win the Cy.
Neither will Franklin. Who sucks, btw.

by JWO on Aug 21, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know....

and he finished 4th…my point was, with all the talk of ww and carp,
sucklin could work his way up there …..
but he won’t, cuz he sucks

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

that Jack in the Box ad cracks me up

“Don’t aim here.”

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah but gagne had kool glasses

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

How many times is their season going to officially end?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reply fail; I swear the site did it.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

actual quote

This officially ends our season D O N E

by cubsnlinux on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 21, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

ban em Dan!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're leaving anyway...

Ass.

Seriously though, what about college makes you too busy for us? I don’t do anything. Ever.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

homework and such

idk, it’s just hard. i may pop in on M-W and weekends, but my T TH are full of suck next semester.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 21, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's nothing

Thursdays are the best partying night

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

and with one class and one class only on friday, i will be doing some thursday partying.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

THURSTY THURSDAYS

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

now I go to panera in the afternoon

if I’m feeling particularly crazy. I finished at Mizzou in May, with the uselessness double threat known as the English major/Anthro minor.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha...

Well I finish in December with the even more useless Political Science (with no intentions of going to law school) major.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

try on a history/poli sci major

already resigned to the fact i’m going to grad school.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 21, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in the homestretch...

Just 12 hours this semester and I’m done. I can’t handle any more school. I’m tired of it.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have to go back eventually

my real estate degree is fucking worthless

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

Except I’ve got a few classes before I finish.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

I’m in grad school and hangin tough

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

pic at BCB

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I love the sweet smell

of schadenfreude in the evening.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahah rec'd

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

the best part is

They have several failboat pictures.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's my favorite.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bud Light Fan Cam on WGN

is just an excuse for the camera men to check out the fine LA women.

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by The_teague on Aug 21, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

if we pick up lil Duncan

with Lugo still on the team, does that cause a paradox that destorys the MLB?

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

This just in

I love John Mozeliak

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 21, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

he needs more paragraphs with imprecise language before he can examine the possible trajectories of your sentiment

But until then, he’s guardedly optimistic.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I feel like we're seriously under-performing

right now.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I like french kiss girl

she just looks so disappointed right before she mauls the guy.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 21, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

After tonight...

Our playoff odds should be safely above 90% across the board.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

i love the radioshack commerccial

w/ the singing pedophile

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Cubs losing 6-2 in the 7th inning

I haven’t seen the “Wrigley Field fail flag” yet, tonight.

by JWO on Aug 21, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

flown only at the end?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tempting the GOB.

FAIL

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not tempting exactly...

Its late on the east coast. Was just hoping to get the pic before turning in for the night.

by JWO on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think we have enough

jinxable comments yet.

Please J us some more guys.

by Harknights on Aug 21, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

no kidding

Besides, it crowds the threads. SB has been a dick lately.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Albert's elbow...

has been looking good this year.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

not cool

not cool

1 part Douchebag, 3 part Hipster!

by nomar34 on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

TBender and JWO

are going on my blacklist hitlist

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

My theory is

The GOB have a sense of humor. We aren’t jinxing the team. They understand we’re just being playful.

by JWO on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

The GOB's are humorless bastards.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf thinking the GOB think we're funny

the GOB thrive on our pain

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Out all!

Manana!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 21, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Tri Young

Its the new M-V-3

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...

John Smoltz is a Cardinal?

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

oh hellz yeah

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I was expecting Boog to get that.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

he didn't get any of those last night

I think if he’s positioned wrong, he just never gets it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

....................Wainwright is teaching Smoltz how to grip a baseball.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

no, he's not. lol.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Teach Waino the splitter!!!

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Correction

Can Smoltz show Motte the splitter door?

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by The_teague on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd like him to show him the splitter first

so in 2 years then we can bring the sauce back

He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt

by slash2049 on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

fun facts

Jun Smotlz had a whip of 1.672 a 4.6 BB/9 his rookie year. Lets not give up on our young pitchers just because the struggle from time to time.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, I was just trying to make a joke

Motte has heat, he just needs complimentary pitches.

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by The_teague on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

so i saw a cubs fan today

in austin. he had cubs seat covers in his car. he was behind me and i had my missouri plates and my cards’ hat on. he then past me and i cocked my hat his way and pointed and smiled. he was not amused. just drove on by angrily

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

niiiiice

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lets keep it civil, now

You should have offered him some pie.

by JWO on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

fail pie.

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i felt good about myself for like an hour

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright is going to have like

8 more pitches next season.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

no, but Ryan Braun is

he actually got a role in The Hobbit as Bilbo’s cousin Douchey Baggins

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey Jo-El

Try not to Barehand that. I know you want a complete game but don’t worry about it.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

he's going for the GG

or the Gold Shin Guard.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, time for the pen

nice job, JP

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

from BCB

Luckily for me I am on
my way to KC tomorrow, hopefully to watch some decent baseball. I need to get away from this piss poor team for awhile.

by bheidge on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM CDT
decent baseball in KC LOL

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

And they were all so optimistic after last night...

BCB Al is wonderful at propaganda. WGN should hire him…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 21, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

For those of you going to be:

Here’s some Cubs’ loss stuff for you—

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

err, *bed.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

pin-K-ata?

He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt

by slash2049 on Aug 21, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

i swear it's pandemic

the whole year they’ve been doin’ that
..always seein batters say “why not ask”

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miller time?

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

whoaaat?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

HER WAS NOT OFF THE BAG BULL FUCKING SHIT

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

It was.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

err close enough rule DNApply

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

OUT!

Ohemgee!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

nvm

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, Skip.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

no fucking way

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

uh oh

careful boys

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Schumaker

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by The_teague on Aug 21, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

ah, never touched it

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

was that Joe Thurston out there???

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

Thurston would have touched 2nd

by saladdays on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought thurston sucked at touching bases

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just running

An avg to + 2nd baseman.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

skip you just cost boog the begrudging ESPN mention

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

If Gwynn hits a slam here can we agree

No More Jinxing?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 21, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Eck's up

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

boog didn't trust Skip for the toss.. haha

He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt

by slash2049 on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

that and the runner had started

he wasn’t gonna make it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Even I have my limits.

by JWO on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

K-Mac: Throw strikes, plz

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

well...

man on, ball got past boog. another hit, Boog fielded it, Skip failed, bases loaded.

K-Mac has better luck with his boogification.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder why Tony didn't put Motte in here?

just kidding

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Boog redeems

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I never said he redeemed himself, kid.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

but he did avenge himself

He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt

by slash2049 on Aug 21, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

he avenged himself last night

that was sweet

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eck has been very helpful tonight

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

whew!

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Originally, it was In play, no outs ATG

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Teat sighting!

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by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog's like,

Fuck that, I’ma do this myself.

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by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Dodged the ol' bullet.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

OK so Miller pitches to

Gonzalez & Headley in the 9th; Franklin to Kouz?

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

like that chick in wanted

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahah.

mike sweeney breaks bat on spine

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

what? lol

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it was insane

on his followthrough snap right in 2.

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmmhhhmmmmmmm. and hit hit a HR on that same swing!

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here is a picture of a wizard*:

Seriously, he’s levitating the ball to Albert.

*not trying to denigrate Ozzie.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

By the power invested in Boog, I now pronounce you out.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

boog is defs in griffyndor

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 21, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

your geek is showing, Dan

Also, that is clearly a Bat-Bogey Hex.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

having heard myself do both at length, it's safe to say

I sound geekier talking about baseball than I do harry potter

by DanUpBaby on Aug 21, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, but you're among baseball geeks

you don’t seem like an outlier.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i make harry potter AND fantasy baseball references in daily conversation.

when the words muggle and UZR are in my vernacular, I have a problem

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Mostly because Harry Potter is the suck.

by rencelas on Aug 21, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

nobody beats the wiz

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by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

"boog's power surge"

lol?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

he stuck his finger in a socket

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

throws it with the glove?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just checking in

A Boog grand slam and intentional walk, while Pineiro’s K-ing one per inning…what freakish world is this?

by Kind_Al on Aug 21, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

????

That was wainwright and Pujols.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

gloved, bobbled,

dropped, now he is sitting down and making a sandwich. Cutting of the crust. Easting the sandwich…and they still get molina.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

hahaha

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's Hrabosky when you need him?

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is a good night for pork chop

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

pork chop may be in the doghouse...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn straight

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

two lefties to start the 9th

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

he only pitches 1 pitch/AB though...

He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt

by slash2049 on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

is this kaheel's first ab against the pads this year?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

in petco*

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

d'aww

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn straight

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

fail

utter fail

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOO! go dodgers!

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by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

all 20 people cheer for Khalil!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

26.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice ovation.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

really surprising actually

I mean I thought he didn’t leave on good terms

by dugmartsch on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was traded to us?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

What happened?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

when greene went on the DL last year it was because he punched something in the diego dugout and busted his hand, he got money for the injury from the padres

i believe that was the law suit

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by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

His problems

are bigger than baseball

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not like he left on scott rolen terms, the pads wanted to get rid of payroll more so than get rid of greene

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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!

by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cali luv is an awesome tune

nice job by the petco guys to play his old intro

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by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, that was a cool touch.

Didn’t realize that.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

no such thing as that

MIDWEST THE ONLY PLACE PEOPLE ARE NICE!!! AND THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE OHIO!!

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 21, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's New Jersey.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, if you look at the USA like a body, ohio & michigan are right where the left armpit would be

i’ve heard many people say this, so it must be true

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by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

the midwest does not include chicago

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by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

honestly

i know the whole northwest ordinance stuff… but it’s really hard to think of anything east of the mississippi as being part of the midwest

by BirdsonFire on Aug 21, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miller Time!

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

damn it

You just reminded me that I’m out of beer.
Sad now

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

is miller pitching the 9th?

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by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

~11

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

8 am at the latest

1 part Douchebag, 3 part Hipster!

by nomar34 on Aug 21, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

How far am I theoretically driving?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

around 10 hours

i ask this because my family just left for se mizzou at 12:30am edt. and when i was a kid & we went on a trip, we never left before 8pm. they like to drive at night because they say there’s less cops & traffic & you can go faster. but everytime i’ve gone on a trip, i’ve always left between 6&9am, and i always have made better time than we ever did when i was a kid.

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by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd leave at around 6.

I can’t drive at night (for that long) because I can’t ever get my clock adjusted to be able to stay awake all night.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

6 AM

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, the other car is going at 54 kph

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Booooog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Do we get a post-game overflow,

Dan?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Blazing Saddles

Look it’s heddy Lamar

Headley

by Harknights on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Miller stays in??????

to face RH batter????????

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

no. Sauce time.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

got Headley

w a K no less

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

so

i guess happ is the nl rookie of the year

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, pretty sad

Colby had it all locked up but baring him getting hot or Rick getting injured again, he has no shot.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's also wasting away

He’ll also fail to sell his death scene.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wells with the Cubs,

McClutchen (sp?) with the pirates. Colby can come back but I think his injuries has slowed him down a little to much.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

would you?

pick up chris duncan if it meant dave duncan stays next year

by wert1482 on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

i would pick up duncan

if I thought his lack of power this year was due to his surgery and he’ll be able to come back from it next year.

by Evilfrog on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

if chris is a free agent, get him on a minor league deal

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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!

by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shelley's obsessed with the Yankees, I heard.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

not this year......

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta' be kidding me

pitching change?

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 21, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Chance...

for a positive Sauce outing?

by goslinkygo on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Motte Paid for the keg

and dammit he’s getting some beer!

by Harknights on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

haha

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

jesus, tony

we lead by 4 runs

wtf

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Sauce looks so tentative.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

disagree

another pitch would be good, though.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh, they're letting motte fix his problems since he'll most likely not give up 4 runs in 1/3 an inning

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I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!

by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Yet another chance to build some confidence.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 21, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!

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by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

and that is a winner!!

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

PEN SUCCESS!!

Winner!!!

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by gocards62 on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Another fairly quick game.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

WINNAR!!!!!

1 part Douchebag, 3 part Hipster!

by nomar34 on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

did that game just happen? WINNAR.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

WINNER!

That was anti-climactic. Good work, Sauce.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay

warm fuzzy feelings for Motte . . everyone gets pizza and root beer.

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

1 win down, 3 to go

Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
I think this is where Rick Ankiel can thrive hitting in front of Pujols--OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!

by cardwash on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Motte

we didn’t have a chance to bitch that you were coming in.

You suck at sucking.

by Harknights on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

hawt.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 21, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

^^^^^^^^ WHAT THEY SAID ^^^^^^^^

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 21, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

what was that last pitch?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 21, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Strike 3

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Aug 21, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

89mph & in the dirt

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by gdm426 on Aug 21, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Slider, ATG

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Aug 21, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

that was kinda nasty, Motte.

by goslinkygo on Aug 21, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

gameday says

Slider 89 mph in the dirt (blocked)

by stl tyler on Aug 21, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

cards win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

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