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Game 122 Open Thread -- August 20, 2009

St. Louis Cardinals at San Diego Padres, Aug 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT


 

Pineiro Stauffer
FIP 3.00 FIP 4.17

Didn't we just do this? The Cards got to Stauffer for 7 hits, 3 walks, and 4 runs in 5 innings last Saturday. Holliday hit a 2 run jack. Rasmus had 3 hits (not all of them off Stauffer).

Is it unreasonable to be a little concerned about Pineiro? He hasn't been quite as sharp of late as he'd been throughout the season, yielding 13 runs and 27 hits in his last 18.2 innings. It's gone unnoticed b/c he's actually 3-0 during that time period -- one more reason wins and losses are a horrible way to assess pitchers. In his last 2 starts against Pittsburgh and the Padres -- not exactly the '27 Yankees -- he's given up 6 runs in 13.2 innings. He seems to have been particularly vulnerable early -- giving up 1 in the first, 5 runs in the 2nd, and 2 runs in the 3rd in his last 3 starts. That's 8 runs in 9 innings over 3 starts. If I remember correctly, he's had some trouble getting the ball down early and that's led to some runs. After the 3rd, he's been better able to get the ball down and settle in.

Over the first 3 innings of his last 3 starts, he's given up 23 ground balls, 5 line drives, and 12 fly balls. Yes, it's still nearly 2:1 GB/FB but that's less than the 2.69 GB/FB ratio he has for the season. A few too many fly balls have led to some extra base hits over the last 3. In fact, 2 of the 5 homers he's given up this year have come during the first 3 innings over the last 3 games. Let's get him w/a lead in the 4th and we should be OK, right?

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Uno

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 20, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I realize that he is going to probably suck as a starter, but how cool is it that John Fucking Smoltz is a Cardinal?

Staying up late with my dad, uncle and grandpa to watch him and Jack Morris’ mustache dominate Game 7 of the ’91 World Series while we were at our cabin in Indiana is one of my favorite childhood baseball memories…

18 years later he’s going to help the Redbirds play cold baseball. This season rulez

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

he looks ready to rock on the pregame

i hope he really does have a lot left in that tank.

that Game 7 was amazing. but Game 6 was almost just as good. plus it had the great home run call by Jack.

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go Pinata!

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw that

but really who would watch Nash vs?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got an EP credit for it

he’ll make more monew doing that than a show he’d star on.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

monew = money

/ drinking for five hours now.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

5.

I got out of class at 4 and read for an hour. Then I got bored and remembered i had wine.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

DC!

Pay attention!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

fritz is a secret agent

more like a spy actually

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

remember I’m listening to the games on the blackberry?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah!

but i still don’t remember any explanation as why you were in DC in the first place.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebodyhas got to pay

for all these piez!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't you sorta have to drink to make DC tolerable?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in suburban sprawl hell.

And every meal is $25. No matter how crappy the crab cake.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah i wish

somebody could just write my name on a show, wouldnt have to do anything for the rest of my life

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would watch nash play soccer

his dad played in england and his brother played professionally in canada and the states while also playing internationally for canada

by BirdsonFire on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was pretty good

took awhile to get going and was a little cheesy at spots but overall it was alright

by Frozen_Beltran on Aug 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, "interesting" is a good characterization

It was not what I expected from the commercials, was fun and made you think both. But, don’t think too hard about it afterwards, lots of holes in the plot. Still, really good flick

by BCinVA on Aug 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really liked it

I think a lot of people were expecting a different kind of movie. I was very pleasantly surprised. Might go see it again.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was pretty good.

It’s the first thing in a while that I’ve seen that I haven’t really know what to think about.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cubs game is on WGN tonight...

for all my fellow scoreboard watchers.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Heres too

Dodgers playing like they did in May/June

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing the Brewers fired their pitching coach.

That really turned ’em around.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice...

hand $19million to Soup/Loop, then can the pitching coach when the losses mount.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont watch fsmw much

has dan gained like 50 pounds? his head looks unusually big on my comp screen

by riotmute on Aug 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Marriage and children

DO NOT explain the over use of hair products, though!

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon...

Dan is a TV sports announcer….

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

These west coast games

are tough on us east coast fans. Stayed with them to the end last night, which came about 1:30 a.m. in Virginia. Well worth it though!

by BCinVA on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i can't go there...

… my skin catches on fire as soon as i enter the city limits. you know why.

by kindred on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

basketball's part of it...

… but really it’s the whole package.

by kindred on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't follow.

durham gets a bad rap around here, mostly because people seem to think it’s still the same city it was 10 years ago.

by djones9 on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i meant...

… the UNC/Duke rivalry goes beyond just basketball.

but i know what you’re saying: Durham is actually a really nice town. i actually go there a decent bit.

by kindred on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel ya

I once stabbed a KU fan for wearing a Cub’s hat with a KU Jersey

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Reno?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anton Chigurgh

is that you???

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can take pills for that

you don’t have to kill strangers and wait for rigor mortis to set in

you sick bastard

/not that there is anything wrong with that

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tough on the midwest too

lets hope for a quick 2 hour 90 pitch shutout for Jo-El

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dozed off in the 7th

checked the phone when i woke up at 3:30 and giggled, though!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

In VA but vacationing in NC this week

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

further south

between Wilmington and Myrtle Beach

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

I lived in Emerald Isle and Wrightsville off and on while I was stationed in Jacksonville.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great weather but strong tides tomorrow

no ocean swimming :((

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that blowz.

I miss body boarding.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

greetings!

maybe my last game thread of the year, i know that makes you all so sad.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i go back to school

and i get really, really busy. hardly anytime to actually watch the game much less get in front my laptop as well. however, i will get my ass here during the playoffs.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm crushed

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay safe over there...

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not Correia

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

who is that?

nice start Skippy

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Shannon has got the giggles

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that what they're calling it now?

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

giggles=Jack Daniels?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got a tank of Nitrous Oxide

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's more like

Ice cold Busch beer and eeeeaaasy drinkin’ Busch Light

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: speaking of JD

There was a guy at the Starbucks near my house with a Jack Daniels t-shirt, overalls and a baby raccoon on a leash. That was my Tennessee moment of the week.

by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

True story:

My buddy and I are fishing & camping in this little podunk town in MT. We end up in the bar. There is a two headed cow mounted above the front door and a woman inside wearing a back pack with a raccoon in it. I drank MOAR.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip

Is one of only five major league hitters with no statistical weakness against a particular pitch…i wish i remember where i read that i’d post a link cause it was a good read all around

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

fangraphs

talking about how albert did have a weakness – they finally found one

by riotmute on Aug 20, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see a graph

Like the one on here with “gift” strikes, but with hitters like balls that were called strikes and vice verse

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Observational bias!

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or whatever

It’s one of those unscientific thingies

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby

why your chain hang low

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Kirk's middle name is Tiberius

This numbah six stuff is serious

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Agree

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what is the consensus

Would I be tempting the GOBs if I got an early start on my playoff beard September Baseball Beard?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

good noticeable or noticeable?

cuz it is never gonna make it to good noticeable, I can really pull of the hillbilly look in about 3 moar daiz more days

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

they sent help.

You won’t like it, though.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

a real clubhouse presence

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you imagine him in stereo...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-El made this face like his contacts weren't on right.

= lead-off walk ?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

4 pitch walk to leadoff the game

Never a good thing

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinata is back

i never trusted that dude

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

is that the first time that's happened all year?

god, i hope so

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

fail

hope so not

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aim Moar Left!!!

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW MOAR STRIKES!

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Joel walked someone?

The hell?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Its more gritty if you choke up on the bat

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf is with all these balls

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

twss. come on. don't bait me

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay, a strike!

Oh, hey look, it’s Eckstein.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you know

that he was the 2006 WS MVP?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Rolen changed his name to David Eckstein?

At least, that’s how it should be…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if Dan had anything to do with it

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike sighting!

I want to believe

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

nice.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They Skype during American Idol

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you know his wife is an actress?

and his favorite restaurant is Subway?

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got here

pinero having control problems?

by Cedar Plank on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go.

Regression can go shove it.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a ball

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff walk, followed by an Eckstein K....

yep, Bizzaro World~!

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinero

K

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi's like, fuck it. throw over here.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

she's that new one that's supposed to appeal to the younger demographic, right?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need more of The Clone Wars

geez, it is a miracle that I ever get laid.

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar sinkers!

Moar strikes!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

10 pitches

3 strikes 7 balls

Get better fast plz.

by stl tyler on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

I’m laughing so hard right now, but I feel like this isn’t quite the place to have posted that.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH my...

Academia, what a wonderful place.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

your basement is huge

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've been to the dark

corners of the interwebs again, eh?

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

W.T.F.

Explanation of this device please. What the hell is it testing?

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're talking about coitus?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coitus, Mr. Lebowski

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew?

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

In which the Rally Penis was first employed

minutes later, Bobby Thompson went yard.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"You can't constantly pitch from behind or you're gonna be takin' it on the chin"

Thanks Mike Shannon… we don’t have enough TWSS fodder around here

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow. Gonzalez hitting .419

this month.

No wonder JP is being careful.

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He absolutely

crushed us last series

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Image if he

didn’t play in the Grand Canyon (aka PetCo) and playing in a hitter’s ballpark.

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

a BB and then a K for the first two batters. seems more like a wellemeyer start…

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

huh?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bland Glider!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

why even try?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

DON'T RUN ON MOLINA!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD-BYE!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO NO

Run on him.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did post-concussion syndrome...

turn into concussion like symptoms sometime around
the All-Star break, or is it just me?

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

NO SECONDS FOR YOU SIR

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Flyballs and K's?

This is odd

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Get a brain!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

whenever i see this photo

i just assume it’s the thesis project of a performing arts MFA student at wash u

by djones9 on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pretend it's Photoshopped.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting that the kid in the lower right has a mariners shirt on.

Smell the Glove

by emrfg8 on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

if, GOB forbid, Albert ever ran on Yadi, who would win?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think boog

would want albert sliding in on him, with that and yadi’s throw it might create a black hole. Boog would be the time traveling stache-man from now on.

by from First to Third on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog is Dr. Who?

Much becomes clear.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Who wears stirrups???

Never knew that…

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

he changes outfits every incarnation

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The world would come to an end...

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

we had early runs last night

we just didn’t finish off all our scoring chances

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bean-ball.

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by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

MAN DOWN!

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not Albert

everybody breathe

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't we decided that if it was APu

it would be

MANG DOWN, MANG DOWN!!!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use the NAPu anti-alarm, as well.

not-Albert

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFGITIWABIWJSE!!!

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan is having an orgasm tonight

McGwire, McRae, Holliday and Eckstein all on the same night. He’ll get Rick Ankiel later. He may not make it!!!

If only we could get a Larry Walker reference.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Walker

was talked about for a couple of minutes in the pre-game wasn’t he?

by from First to Third on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lost track, is that retaliation, or will a reliever lose track of his pitch?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo

no more Mohawk

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwick claims there was way too much attention

Luddy is so, so the bottom of the totem pole…

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya wear a mohawk, yer gonna get attention...

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Cubs.

I mean, I hope the Dodgers freaking kill their souls.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's safe to say

Stauffer will not be going into Lego’s kitchen rest of the night

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmm stuffing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and cobblers from schu

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s on FSNMW.

/being a dick

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not there.

I am however watching the Cubs game. Link.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ctrl click that link.

didn’t click the open in new window thing.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about the cubs?

Don’t think you’ll find an easy link tonight with such a crappy matchup.

by dugmartsch on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hai, Smoltz!

Holy crap it is weird seeing him in our dugout. I lived in ATL for a couple of years in the mid-90s.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ank...

really isn’t good at reaching base safely.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

How many times

will Dan mention Smoltz tonight?

by saladdays on Aug 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoltzy Smoltzy Smoltzy Smoltzy

Smoltz party at Dan’s house!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Cardinals beat the Cardinals in 1982 NLCS

I didn’t think it was fair either but the year before we didn’t make the playoffs yet had the best record in the National League, so it all evened out.

Things got testy in Game 2 when Mex took Andujar deep in the 5th inning, only to have Andujar throw at his head in his next at-bat. The lone bench cleared, which was awkward since guys had to stand up, run out and then run back at each other.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That was a weird series...

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really was

Jim Kaat finally saw some postseason action and pitched nearly the 2nd Perfect Game in postseason history only to have it broken up when a group of fans on a usenet started talking about it. It was eventually broken when Steve Braun roped a double into the left-centerfield gap.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In top form tonight HL, you are

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals beat the Cardinals in 1982 NLCS?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Table's set, Yadi

bring ’em home

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG!

JENNIFER ANISTON!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

...I was looking at the popcorn

wtf is wrong with me

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty Mason hid Trever's gloves to get him to rest

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Bean-ball!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not with a curveball...

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know,

but I’m kind of exaggerating. =)

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is getting ugly

Has the umpire said anything?

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2nd one was completly accidental

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

just a bad curve.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF!?

Yadi totally threw his elbow into that one though

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Molina takes one for the team

You throw at one of ours, we pick off two of yours!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

no kidding

hopefully he can still throw em out later though

by from First to Third on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

free bases, thx padz.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

at least he didn't GIDP!

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog

Do it. Take him for a mustache ride.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Um, take a pitch boog

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Take another

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avenge Boog!

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

And he did!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was boogalicous

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't swing, son.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

not here either

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That actually...

needs to be said for this team.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this seems to work in reverse, btw.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAH!

GREAT CALL! YOU WIN!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS

©

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by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rally killer :)))

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog

Slayer of Rallies

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

here comes Boog

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

just got in...

and the bases are loaded….

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

AVENGE!

BOOG!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

No fucking way.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome boog

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BRENDAN RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

AVENGE BOOG!!!

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG!

Granny-style!

"I've got six players coming in who think they poop ice cream,"

by jacksonian on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

AND THERE SHE GOES!!!

BOOG!!!!

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOG!!!!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOG

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!

BOOG OWNS NOOBS!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't believe what I just saw

RIP Jack Buck

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

the odds of that were astronomical
BOOG

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

i just realized i saw Boogs only other HR this year in person.
that’s how few he hits
all good!

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably something like...

“I can’t believe this. Luckiest team ever. Time to start thinking about 2012 with these contracts guys, season over…”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actual quote:

Unbelievable

Everything they touch turns to gold.
I hate them so much.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

by fuegophil on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was saying Boo(g) urns

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

rec'd

bc it won an Oscar.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take things I didn't...

expect to see tonight for $1,000 Alex.

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, amen.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the old dudes are all pumped

I don’t think Brendan’s ever gonna stop smiling.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember....

he almost hit a game winner last night

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

PEFH

Performance Enhancing Facial Hair

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

wellp

kosuke just tied it…

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

just when we finally get things going...

now we have to start ALL OVER AGAIN.

THANKS FOR NOTHING BOOG

by djones9 on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was just trying to hit in the gap

just hit it to hard, he’ll learn in time

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar gatorade, boog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys!

Did you know that this ballpark is real spacious?

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay if THAT (#4) pitch's a ball

Skip should already be on first. Terrible umpiring

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog is probably one of my favorite players.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog is probably one of my favorite player-s-

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weaver doing his thing...

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

moar strikes

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

depends

is there a pop in your soda?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is your mother and your sister one in the same?

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No there is not.

I hate that shit.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Now, if only I could convince people that the “Missouri/misery” pun isn’t actually clever…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the "state of" puns, though.

[hangs head]

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I do sort of like Bryson’s “Show me the way to another state” jibe, though.

by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

I also think it’s funny that both major cities are all the way at the border and have colonies in neighboring states.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

my friends from the coasts

always look at me funny when I try to explain that. It really is odd.

by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I’ll be doing that starting tomorrow (float trip)

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog realized that

hitting a grand slam was the only way he could get on Sportscenter.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

#)$*!_!~#*!@$*(#$*)!#$ it's not funny because it's true

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i am sorry

There will not be time. Favre just came out of retirement

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

D:

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Billy Wagner is doing something!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh GOB,

not this again.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rec'd

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"...and then you tumb your arms...

around me and we tumble to the ground..and then you say."

I love that guy

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Booog

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

okay so stop throwing balls plz

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

smooth play oftherose

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanks is on a roll

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

When

Did Smoltz and Dero play together?

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

atlanta

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dero broke in with the Braves

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did he play with Waino?

I feel so outta the loop :(

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino was on the Braves.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he told them not to trade Waino to us

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

1998-2004

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz's master plan to

win the World Series with the Cardinals in 2009 is fucking genius.

He laid soooooo low!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's strange how long he's been around

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was just a bud.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it happened during the time your sig said FOR RENT

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that explains everything

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

watching carp chat w/ smoltz makes me

jizz… in my pants.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Aug 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

like a fangraphs walkoff

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason it reminds me

of that scene in Road House when Swayze’s mentor shows up (name escapes me).

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sam Elliot

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Blanks is a monster.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm...

He’s still not as cool as Billy Blanks

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No sir.

Remember, he’s the reason we’re 6 games up and not 5 1/2 right now.

by Cardfanintherock on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weaver the escape artist...

I’d be highly concerned if I were the Dodgers. First, Weaver enters the rotation, then Haeger, then Padilla, now Kershaw has crapped out. They aren’t going to the playoffs.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I think so, yeah.

Mainly because of how locked down that division was according to the powers that be.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

an April lead isn’t terribly impressive. The Dodgers were up by 9 on July 25th. They really should have gone out and gotten Lee or Halladay.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, guys,

Pineiro has walked someone AND given up a homerun. Sign of the apocalypse?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No...

Ankiel swung at a 3-1 pitch at his neck. Everything is okay…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I LOL'd

hard

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every 5th day for me

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have this deep feeling of sadness but I don't know why

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Blanks was a LLWS star

back in the day….biggest 12 year old ever

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

nice try Ebola

get well soon

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog's grandslam reminded me of that time when Eckstein

hit a walkoff grandslam off Farnsworth against the braves…good times

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Rasmus

Gotta hit that harder

(/Sarcasm)

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Completely OT

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12091966

“‘Esteban’ Ochocinco is back, the most interesting footballer in the world,” Ochocinco said. “Everyone has to remember, I’ve always said that soccer is my No. 1 sport. I think Ronaldinho would be proud of me right now.”

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Gain weight, Cody!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

we have some extra pies for him, right?

Just add a note “not after 10pm”

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meat pies

For protein

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, i'm still hungry

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he a gremlin?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

suck it!

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Burt Reynolds?"

“That’s not my name”
 /sigh
“Turd Ferguson”
“Yeah?”

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL
albert pujols is ridiculous

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally think Boggs would do better

as the #5 starter but HOLY SHIT, JOHN SMOLTZ IS ON MY FAVORITE TEAM!!!!

I’m getting one of those player shirts as soon as they hit the net.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually am

when I get back home.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

My husband and I keep saying “Can you believe this?”

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't it great?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, it really is, il.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

One vowel away from being an unfortunate un, huh?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you go?

I had to leave the tap room rather early.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

I never got to give you your shirt. So close but so far away

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No worries.

It’ll all work out.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did not.

Did you mail it? Cause we’ve ben out of town since Sunday.

(Don’t rob my house!)

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I mailed it

This week. I was going to give it to you in person Saturday and just give you back your $5. But since you were not there I just mailed it

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

wife gets home later tonight, I’ll check with her.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I hurt my back. Laid on the couch all weekend.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

post the pic

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

slow down

Downloading and resizing. They are 4MB

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

well thanks to momup

we know Dan.

Have we gotten his baby pictures yet?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

who?

that looks just like chi towns old avatar

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need captions.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay,

so I know who danup is, indakind, and Chitown.

Who are the rest of these gentlemen?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're into birding?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

check momup's posts

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't know they existed. Thanks.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

nevermind.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was the youngest guy there

He just graduated college so not that young

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Older than you, though.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was kind of surprised of the age

Most of the guys seemed early to mid 30’s

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What were you expecting?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Because those 30-somethings built it for them.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan

talking about just graduating from college all the time didn’t tip you off?

(he does write way mature for his age.)

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i knew Dan was younger

I just didn’t think I was going to be the youngest guy besides him

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

How old are you?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not that young.

I mean, the difference between 27 and 30 isn’t much. I’m 28 and I feel no different than I did at 27.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eff

I’m older than you now!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a few months, anyway.

My husband and I are the same age for 29 days.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost would have been the oldest guy there

next year I will be!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always read you as 29.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

29 to 31.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that is why I like spants

I fit into the mid 30’s crowd

My name is Jamie and I am a liarholic

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your name is Jamie?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamie Lee

Actually

His parents were unsure

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

full circle.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know flim

I really am!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

slowly slipping out of internet anonymity

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

My brother went by Jamie as a kid.

He came home from school one day and said, “James. Call me James.”

Every grown man I’ve met named Jamie has been hot. Just sayin.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Like manly-hot.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

in my mom's basement

I had plans to go, but then the bastards were going to make me work, and then at the almost last moment they decided I did not have to work after all.

Vengence will be mine!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

robble, robble

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 21, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan looks like he's 15

why did LB give the keys to VEB to a damn teenager that walks all over my lawn?

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's taller than he looks in real life

I tried to give him a “good talk” and ass pat after an awkward 30 seconds talking with a third party, but missed and hit his back.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a loosly used term.

jbmorgan (?) has plaid shorts?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, so I seriously need

labels.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

My interest is waning.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I don't understand.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like a bunch

of guys that have spent way too much time in maternally owned underground dwellings.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it was a joke

kid

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail

my bad

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

as for myself

I was present at the get together, but chose to lurk in the background and mumble to myself “f’n gdm” every few minutes

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I like this statement

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

6ly

I was at the sunday game and the wife and I arrived in StL on Saturday night, so I could’ve made it out, just didn’t have the time. When I’m at a game, I find myself looking around wondering if the annoying a-holes who always seem to be sitting around me could possibly be some of you annoying a-holes.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the VEB Tampa game last year

thinking the exact same thing, I was disappointed that I did not run into any of you a-holes at the game ( I was in the party porch you anti-social SOBS!). So I tried to hunt down the bar after the game but I could not find the Blue Oyster Bar.

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well SONOFABITCH!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it was the

Broadway Oyster Bar, which could have been the problem.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you telling me that you all weren't clad in leather?

I am slightly less disappointed now

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 21, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

While putting on lipstick.

And cleaning your gun.

/Billy Madison

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

were you watching me watch them?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've said to much.

(slips into the shadows)

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp has turned into a big fanboy

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

no, wait

He’s explaining the mustaches to Smoltzy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe.

Now’s he explaining why Waino shushed Smoltz earlier.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

"so he only wears it after the game, ohhhh"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

late to the party

been listening to ktrs. mike shannon is in great form tonight

and HOLY FUCKING HSIT BOOG BRAND SLAM

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

nice work avoiding the copyright

BOOOOOOOOOG!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

an extension in his pants?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY OHHHH!

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  | |
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  V

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no pills today

did we run out

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

5yr/50mm

DO IT

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan likes to spend

other people’s money

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

pinata has a mohawk?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

does he?

I know Lohse convinced Luddy to get one. It’s gone now, btw.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like it

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI single Furcal

2-1 Dodgers

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It seems a bit over the top...

but when you think about it, they’ve totally screwed themselves out til 2012-2014… It’s a tough pill to swallow.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can understand their frustration.

And I remember some moaning and groaning on some early season game threads around these parts. Not from you, of course, but I wouldn’t call our fan-base immune from histrionics.

by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping for a 2-2 split here

I want the Cubs to win a couple so we can keep gaining ground on the Dodgers too.

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

+6

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fan fail.

=)

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by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

long-term perspective, boys and girls

think long term

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turns out

No one can actually maintain a 450 batting average…

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and your spreadsheets!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that instead of watching this half-inning

I will just watch Boog’s grand slam over and over again.

by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wish I could do that

The next five minutes are awesome too. He’s effervescent, even for Boog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Historic moment:

Al was right. lol

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

throw moar strikes!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

that wasn't even a close strike

If he’s not getting that pitch he’s going to be giving up lots of walks tonight.

by dugmartsch on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike 3

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

tell Skip about it

cost him a walk earlier

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, so i missed that entire inning

i take it BOOG jacked a grand dong? and Pinata tried to give it right back?

and we now all have man/boy/woman/girl cruses on Smoltzy. right?

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOGSLAM

i love John Smoltz

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in gdm

left, centre or right?

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

go big or go home BOOG

i like it

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or...

Go BOOG or go home.

by TomCat009 on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i like it

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al made a point of saying that.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever heard of slugs?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that's what they're called

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The snails without

the shells?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a RIFLE arm!

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

w/ a laser sight

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a sniper rifle.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a rail gun

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raffy!

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

this alleged "pitcher's park" doesn't seem to work...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I know.

Weird.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

THOU SHALT NOT RUN ON YADDA!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i just said that

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

I’m first on my compy. I wouldn’t have said it if I saw yours.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the moar the merrier

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

first on mine too

I think he is just jealous

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

f’in gdm.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's first on mine!!!!

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw Strikes!!!!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

THALL SHALT NOT RUN ON YADI

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

If i become physically aroused thinking about how good this lineup is

I’m not gay right??…right?

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

you're Cardisexual

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

i was just about to ask the same question

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No that there's anything wrong with that

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

no = Not

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

typical fan...

think nothing of it.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOG IS AWESOME

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Really again

and btw love the ump at 2B for the emphasis

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

so um...

Did anyone tell the Padres not to run on Yadi?

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Gwynn must have missed a sign there

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ethier is about to...

launch one…

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

... to short.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

to the shortstop

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby returns the favor.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

FOR GOB'S SAKE, COLBY

learn to sell it, Bland Glider!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He's the most boring

good fielder ever.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Willie McGee a good fielder?

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

even though he played deep; he was better comin’ in on the ball than goin’ back…

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember the catch in the 82 series...

but I can’t remember how he was in general.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

the first one was….

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

do bears wear funny hats?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i've heard

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

SingleDick!

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Rick gets a base hit

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

who is that in the Ankiel jersey???

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

An 0-2 hit for Dick?

A swine just fluttered past my window.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

what you have swine flu?????

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

um....I just realized.. ..

I get married in another 16 days. Anyone want to go to mexico?

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Congratulations!

Don’t forget the wedding day!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was just there...

She’ll still find you.

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

this will never not be funny

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This man does not age

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Collagen injections in his lower lip?

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by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

two thumbs up! waaaaay up

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is

I hear he is in really bad shape. I hope he gets better. I still irrationally hold out hope they make a completely CGI James Bond film and he does the voice work.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where

I will be in Cancun in Nov

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tulum

over Thanksgiving weekend.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you live in Missouri...

you have 30 days post to annul. So you real don’t have to make any firm decisions for 46 days.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah...

dunno about over there. Probably slip some clerk at the courthouse a fifty and you can get whatever you want… In all seriousness though, congrats.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aha! Ankiel can hit hangers

Improvement

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i smell a 40 game winning streak!!

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

so we lose the last game of the year

i’ll take a 41 gamer

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until the games really count.

I honestly miss being a playoff mess.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

There’s at least 51 games left.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan and al ripping the cubs

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I watched that game with Lou

he just wandered off. It wasn’t the first time he ever did it but it was still bizarre.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

hilariously stupid question

but i’m lazy: where can i find the link to buy the VEB shirt? many thx

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Aug 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I think you just ask Flim to buy one.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do the Phillies ever lose?

They score like eleventy runs a game. I really don’t want to see them in the playoffs, but I fear we have no choice.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Phils

will be our hardest competition I think. Lee and Hamels are tough to hit, their offense is hard to contain. Will be tough for anyone, but its the playoffs and anything can happen.

by from First to Third on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee

is really scary and i dont ever want to see him. Their bullpen is the only weakness but it’d be one hell of an NLCS

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

this strauffer gu is pretty good

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

no pressure, boog

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk Yadi

Let Boog go almost Tatis on there asses

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

their

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why i said "almost"

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Late to the party. A couple of thoughts..

1. This umps zone sucks.

2. Glavine seems to be fitting in quite nicely.

3. BOOOOOOOG. Yes yes the GS is nice but did you see that pick on the throw from Yadi? Serious skillzzz

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Aug 20, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoltzy

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

let me clarify that I’m late to the party bc I just moved back onto campus and booze is a plenty. Glavine, smoltz, same shit right?

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are getting both

you really are late to the party

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glavine?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Glavine fitting into retirement nicely?

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

We signed Glavine, too?

What about Maddux and Steve Avery?

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. Me too.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause he was awesome.

As was Jason Bere.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit

Avery and Bere were my two favorite non-Cardinals for a long time

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the First Baseman was aight too

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best hitter I though I would ever see in my youth

until some jerk from the Domincan came around.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Griffey was still the best

even though he really wasn’t. I bat RH but in backyard HR Derbys, I would bat LH just so I could turn my hat backwards and do his stance.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got Glavine too???

I’m going to party like it’s 1999!!!

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The cardinals have discovered the fountain of youth apparently.

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi... hang on to the bat.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

everybody hearts Khalil

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

3R HR?

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by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take a single

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't screw up your swing, son

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

in petco park no less

and his last one was in citi

he only jacks dongs in big parks?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOO

g

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Boogfail.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa, I had a body in that message.

It said: =(

But he still wins.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB to Fuck-U-Dome...

in the 3rd. Only with Weaver starting, right?

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-2

1 out. Bases loaded for the Flubs. The Dodgers are IBBing Kosuke.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Soriano...

is the kind of hitter he can carve up with his junk.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

in three pitches.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds dirty

but I still like it!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Boog Facts to consider

Ryan is making $403K this year, about $6M less than Khalil.
Ryan is only in his third year of MLB
Ryan is batting .294 and playing near gold glove shortstop
Ryan is 27 years old

I am officially a happy camper

by JWO on Aug 20, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

27 is actually the start of the decline

he was owed moar playing time probably a year earlier
injuries slowed him down, I think.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought 28 was the peak year?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

number fail

 on my part

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may not be Ozzie Smith

But I don’t expect him to fall off a statistics cliff after 28.

by JWO on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and some more

Ryan can kill two stones with one bird.
Ryan doesn’t wear a watch.. he decides what time it is.
etc.

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, Boog has been on SNL.

for 6

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was back in the day, right?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was in kindergarten

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linky

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-2 on Fonzie.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Soriano Ks.

2 outs.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I lived in San Diego...

The Padres played in Qualcomm. Petco looks nice. I would like to go there.

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

It's good!

It’s like a history lesson from all angles that just sucks you in.

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read

Winds of War and War and Remembrance

Just started the Caine Mutiny

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Dan...

What is David Eckstein’s blood type? His favorite ice cream favor? Favorite childhood cartoon? Body fat percentage? Anything else Dan?

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

umm

A-, rocky road, thundercats, 5.6%….duh?

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

JP w/the K

on Gonzalez!!!!

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Weaver gets out of it.

2-2.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

weeeeeeeeeaver....

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Dreamweaver.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick recap?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coughed up a run.

Walked Fukudome to load bases. Struck out Soriano and an Un-named victim to end inning.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB, that is.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

noice

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded...

1 out… He Ks Soriano and Baker to end it. More adventure to come next inning.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

My white sox friend just pointed out

that Gordon Beckham has more RBIs than Milton Bradley. That’s gotta sting for Cub fans.

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Aug 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i like that

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is more handsome...

Aaron Harang or Tom Gorzelanny?

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Aug 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

So, hows the Smoltz drinking game

treating everyone’s liver tonight?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog's grandslam leveled it off

BOOG IS AWESOME

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

boogtastic

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're not as drunk as when I played the Scarface game...

chugged on every F word

As a heeter, I'm no afray of ennybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strange Brew

and EH. Life threatening.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-El tries to send a message to the bullpen

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, they're like whatever, it's not your pitching hand

tough it out, Jo-El

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dubbles!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Skipx2

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

'mon Cody!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Corky is wasting away before our eyes

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

These umps hate Cody

its getting preposterous

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

92-56

pitch counts. HA. HA. HA.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Whatever turns you on

floating above Skip’s head. Ladies?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Sox release Chris Duncan

from a Dgoold tweet

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

mo signs him to a MiL contract?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eff that

ML contract

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be the funniest thing ever.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was mo's plan all along

get lugo for free

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not funny 'cause it's a lie.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god

now we’re gonna resign him

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope we don't pick him back up

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I has a sad.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i geddit

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that ive heard

/cant tell if your serious or not

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

6ly, look at the 3rd one down

it says dave has one & tony’s deal is done

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it means that

tonys deal is done and dave has an option for one next year

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i read it wrong again

f’in gdm

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go, charlie

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT A STRIKE

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

6ly

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

F'n SANDIEGO

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Soooooooo close Kobe

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

EAT MOAR STEAK CODY

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

be like Boog

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

share your sunflower seeds, Boog

Maybe they have to teach him how to shuck them in his mouth.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eat moar wheaties!

Seriously, that’s two HR he should have.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he's WASTING AWAY.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

6ly.

I meant 6ly!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

charlie loves that warning track

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

nah, that's scott

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid gwynn

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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

see colby thats how you make an easy catch

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that was a nice robbery of Albert

…and that’s how you SELL IT, COLBY.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Effing gwynn.

Nice catch though.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

great catch

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!

6 is a serious number!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

We've scored 4 runs

yet I feel like we’ve let Stauffer off easy

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

overflow

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 20, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

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