Game 122 Overflow Two
by the red baron on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
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evilfrog pointed out the magic moving strikezone
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah. that was ugly.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
been watching
fanwick
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Here's a question: why do BCB overflow threads not show up on the main page?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Great Question
Also, why don’t they hang their World Series Pennants at the stadium?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they fell apart with decay
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
no room on the "L" pole
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
They only had the last two digits of the year on them and it's become outdated
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
they were about to
then Gonzalez dropped it.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
theyr'e under
recent posts on the right
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks! That will make my morning reading much easier
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Have you read their posts after a loss? They're hilarious!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
al likes to hide them from you!
luckily, we’re smarter than cubs fans!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
You can't give strike two to McDonald
on AP and call ball four on Manny.
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
Alright.
Holliday.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
kiddies!
gawd this game is sloooooooooooow
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
blame Yadi's at-bats
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
pie extortion
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
argh
Positronic Upgraded Juggernaut Optimized for Logical Sabotage
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
new thread
same boxscore
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
is it rainin in stl?
cause it’s poarin in KC
"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"
who lives in denver?
i swear someone lived in denver. besides lb of course
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Yes
I think she’s writing about the Rox these days.
by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
i miss her
she was fun to have around.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
me
I for real live in Denver.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
STOP IT!!!!
and peach just said she lived in TN. you have TNT and peach mixed up.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
it's the smoltz drinking game
getting to everyone.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
no, i do not
TNTinCo looks like an abbreviation of tennessee. i’ve always thought this
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Or trinitrotoluene
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinitrotoluene
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I did for a long time, too.
Then, one day, I read it properly and I was like, “Aha!”
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i'm confused
and i said stop it to the use of the word ‘coolio’
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
so you thought
i was the Tennessee Tin Company?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
none :(
i want some. it helps me sleep.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I garfunkled your mother.
Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS
To be fair...
They are getting On-Base at a .364 clip. Not amazing. But better than what it first appears.
by Pujols Is A God on Aug 20, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
This is dumb. Etiquette says you don’t talk about it. =(
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Looks cute now
but seconds later, that cub was mawled.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
YOU LOSE
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
GOOD DAY SIR
Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS
FAIL
Big FAIL
Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
do you even know why you're doing it?
just being a sheep?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
booo
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 20, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
Our middle of the order couldn’t hit air if it fell out of the sky, and we still have a 2 run lead, sweet, thank god for ww.
Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS
WW IZ TEH AWSUMZ
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
O Dog gets nailed the next time up
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
waino pitch count?
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
61
Sexy
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
alas, Boog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
WTF BOOG
At least run after it!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
there must be something wrong with him
He’s not diving for anything.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m glad it was you and not me!
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
err
thats 5.1
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
by CurtainCall on Aug 20, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Next time
someone is throwing a no-hitter, no fucking jinxing. /half-serious
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Well now I can post and not feel guilty.
How’s A.D.A.M. looked?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
head asscheek
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
by tehzachatak on Aug 20, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
never, ever drill anyone in the head on purpose
6ly.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
That's not what your mother said last night
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
TNWYMSLN,T!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
monkey see, monkey do
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I swear to GOB
If the Dodgers score a run and someone says “WIN” I’ll punch a child
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
no one knows
some people saw hl doing it, so they decided to do it
it makes very little sense
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
It has been explained to you multiple times
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
because it's a game
that we have NO POWER OVER.
we’re like Bowie in Labyrinth….
"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean
then what's the point
you admit you have no control. you know other people take it seriously. you do it
pretty sure that’s the definition of trolling
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
wait
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
i sure did
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Pride goeth before the fall
So say the GOB
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
you remind me of the babe.
the babe with the power?
no, babe ruth you asshole.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Because there Is. No. Such. Thing. As. Jinxing.
by Andyfantastic on Aug 20, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
but... if it pisses off other people on the board, it's still okay to do it?
fantastic.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought people were just joking about being pissed.
That appears to not be the case.
by Andyfantastic on Aug 20, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
The GOB are real.
And they are no kind gods, they are the old gods, they demand sacrifice.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I'm just trying to confuse the GOB
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
What.
The. Fuck.
I’m taking this way too seriously, I think…but still…
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Thank you.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
naturally O-Dog comes over and starts chatting with Boog
about his missed play. sigh.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
WIN!
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Can someone explain
to me why people are jinxing A.D.A.M.?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Reverse jinxology?
Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS
It all started with your scoundrel son
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Did I fuck up the joke?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
depends on who you ask
gdm denies it.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
no need to soil spants good name by lumping her in with the likes of that jackas
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
good point
she’s wayyyy too good-looking for you anyway.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
And how would you know that?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
(creeped out)
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
He's typing from inside the house.
by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
My husband is gonna kill him.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Oh, stop.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
'Cause they're hardware stores.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
they've been playing the "John Smoltz" drinking game
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
they don't like
root beer
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
assholery?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
because they are dumbasses
no other explanation
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
you're very unpleasant tonight
why don’t you log off for a few minutes and have a franklin. it might help you calm a bit.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
look who's talking, lol
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
come on man, it's cool, here. have a beer. everything's going to be A OK
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
is it?
IS IT?!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Mmmmmm....Franklin
Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.
Someone in the 2nd inning said Wainwright was going to throw a perfect game
then a Cubs fan came in here and acted like he could jinx it by posting that he was.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
he is adding CO2 to the atmosphere
GLOBAL WARMER!!
by BirdsonFire on Aug 20, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
waves Hi!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
excellent thinking
overwhelm them with the midwestern niceness!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Have a nice day
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
i hope you're kidding. I don't want that from a Cards fan!
COOL BEANS!
by lexmarklover on Aug 20, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you want some pie?
hands pie to poor Cubs fan
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
no i want 100 years of sucking GTFO
COOL BEANS!
by lexmarklover on Aug 20, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Next time you're in town, I'll take you to Ted Drewes
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Are you sure?
It’s good pie!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
fine .... but it better be apple pie
COOL BEANS!
by lexmarklover on Aug 20, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Whatever you like!
hands apple pie over Do you eat your pie with a fork or a spoon?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i prefer spoon and thank you
COOL BEANS!
by lexmarklover on Aug 20, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
There ya go!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Hey!
the cubs look good tonight!
good for them!
we’re all wishing them the best…
"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean
Too early
How about cherry?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Just as long as you don't give any to Adam Dunn
He HATES apple pie
by cyko42 on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did someone say pie?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
can't have pie without cool hwip
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll give you some iced tea if you'd like it
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Sweet tea?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
What other kind is there?
/from the south
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
luv sweet tea
the sweeter the better
and can i have some piez please? k, thks bai.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
The gross kind!
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Exactly!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I love normal tea.
Particularly Earl Grey, with a bit of milk and honey.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I like all sorts of tea, too.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Sweet tea's been a staple in my life since I was born
When I was a toddler, my sippy cup contained sweet tea. I’d wager I’ve drank more tea than water in my life.
Not a fan of coffee, oddly enough
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
what
coffee is the only reason for living.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
the Cardinals are the reason for living
coffee is a close second
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Aug 20, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm really glad I don't rely on coffee to get my day going
I know some people who can’t function at all without coffee. I am not that kind of person.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
i wish i was not that kind of person
but this summer especially coffee has to get my day going. damn summer job
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
If you drink a ton of tea,
why would you need coffee?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Not nearly the caffeine intake
http://www.wilstar.com/caffeine.htm
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
It depends.
Are you really only drinking 8 oz of iced tea?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Heh
No. Touche.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Our homemade sweet tea was actually always sweet 'n' low
Mmmm sacharin
But I still get (sugar) sweet tea at restaurants
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
fair enough
artificial stuff if fun.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm farily certain if it had been sugar my whole life
I’d be a 500 pound diabetic by now
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Another thing I miss in Cali
Milk tea with pearl.
Yummmmmm.
by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Got it.
So, to stick it to the Cubs fan, people took the power of the jinx from him.
It would’ve been nice to see Waino throw a perfecto or a no-hitter, but I’ll be happy with a win.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Well, I think fang jinxed him
before, but we’ll blame the Cubs. And Adam Dunn. And the Deputy. And Laynce Nix, just for the heck of it.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
ftr, i started this whole thing
that probably doesn’t surprise you.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
hardcore ruined the perfect game by taking it upon himself to jinx and then you ruined the no-no by taking it upon yourself to jinx that. it all worked when i did it!!!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
He only has power if you give it to him
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
I should've said "power."
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
seriously, can anyone remember the last time Boog dived for a ball?
I’m starting to wonder if he’s nursing that ankle still.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm sure he is.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Agreed
A little flatter next time, please.
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Herdin' cows the size of Schnauzers, but they're cattle....
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
was eddie gaedel
tiny and bold?
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Tall in the saddle.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 20, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Strong Adam. Very Strong
71 pitches through 6
Let’s get a couple more runs, please
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Whewww...
I was afraid the QUALITY START chants would ensue
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
This appears to be
one of THOSE nights on VEB. I arrived too late to enjoy this party.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
yep
I’m out. Watch out for Boog for me, por favor. His vaunted range suddenly shrinking concerns me.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry.
I’ll keep an eye on him.
by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
umps have a plane to catch
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that wuz ball four to manny
so total bullshit
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Who here is getting pounded by a thunderstorm right this second?
We are here in Springfield, MO
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
getting drilled
a little north of you in bolivar. Satellite feed went out for awhile, so Waino is still throwing a no-no in my book.*
*No, I’m not really scoring at home!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I IZ North o KC
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone up for some random mid-game trivia?
While watching the Braves earlier, the Aflac trivia question was:
“Since Luis Castillo broke into the majors in 1996, only one player has more hits and steals than him. Who is it?”
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Barry Bonds?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Ichiro?
Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.
This has to be it.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
It is not
Ichiro joined the majors in 2001 (?). I would have thought that as well.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Yup, ROY with Pujols in 2001
Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.
Is there a better ROY duo? Of All Time?
by Pujols Is A God on Aug 20, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Orbison and Jones Jr.?
1 part Douchebag, 3 part Hipster!
by nomar34 on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hanley ramirez
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Either Bonds or Pierre.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Omar Vizquel?
Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS
BTW my guess was Jeter but that was wrong
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by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
WINNAR
Leave it to HL. He seems to always get my random-ass trivia
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
What the heck?
Johnny Damon? That makes no sense.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I'm surprised too
Dood’s terrible.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
So is he HOF
in 5 more seasons?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
He's 35
5 more seasons may be a stretch
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
He has OMS.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
you have to be retired 5 years befor eligibility
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that what he meant?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I spose
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
No, I meant 5 more years of hits,
and he’d have 3000.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Not in that stadium
I could have 950 career hits in New Yankee Stadium.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Touche
300 of which would be HRs
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by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Within five seasons...
he’ll be exposed as a doper. He is the prototypical doper.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
Blame the Edgar Renteria thread
Damon is one of the other guys that could blow the BBWAs minds.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
He's inching up to 2500 hits
Add in the fact he was a key cog for the ’04 Sawx, he might have a case.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
You never answered yesterday's trivia.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Which was?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
What do the Yankees and Cubs have in common?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Someone got it right
Neither team has won a World Series in their new stadium
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Renteria
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
well, now I want someone plunked.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wow
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
yeah wtf?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I was just about to post this
Dan immediately changed the subject
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we need that quote
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Gonna have to watch the replay
It was something like:
Al: Not only are there beach balls floating around, there are blow up dolls out there too.
Dan: DeRosa has a single and scored a run today….
(Dans part is not accurate)
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LOL
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
BLOW UP DOLL
FAIL
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
offense fail
that half-inning
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The fans are having a little fun with it [th eblowup doll]
Thanks for that image Dan.
'Now it looks like Manny is just being Manny and has destroyed the blow up doll, mistaking it for a package of fertility drugs'
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but but but...it looked like LAX from the air
Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.
Hey, LA!
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by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's great.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Doing what wrong?
The sex or mowing the lawn?
Food for thought…….
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
What do the mean by
“”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus" target="new">Mowing the Lawn"?
1 part Douchebag, 3 part Hipster!
That picture
has an admirable jokes to pixels ratio. There are so many ways to enjoy it.
I love the pseudo-random type sizes: “MOWING THE LAWN” is larger text than the two lines above it, so from a certain distance it would read:
HAVING SEX BURNS AROUND MOWING THE LAWN
Which makes me laugh on two or three different readings.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Has Adam thrown 47 pitches on the night?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
anyone else notice
those jackasses in LA sing take me out to the ball game twice, back to back? What is that all about?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
they really want someone to take them
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Even if someone took them
they would still not show up until the 4th inning
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Just last night, I was reminded of just how bad things had gotten
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
I f*cking love this.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
the crazy thing about Waino's dominance tonight
is that they are laying off the curve in the dirt better than most teams.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
lame
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
FUCK
QUALITY START
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
With his teeth
Only because he lost both arms trying to dive for it.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Oh well.
No shutout.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i dunno if i'd call it a hanger
it was at the bottom of the k zone when he made contact
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
yeah... i thought that it looked pretty good too
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
And outside.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I didn't think it was out
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
But it was supposed to be in the dirt
Yadi called for it in the dirt.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
ww vetoed yadi's call
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I knew those two non-scoring, bases-loaded innings
would come back to haunt us
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not any more
do NOT taunt/mess with the GOB
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WTF Blue??
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
it was ball 4 earlier so its still a ball
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
all series
same shit
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
ok, just get casey out here
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
What's up with our 3-5 hitters all being in a slump at the same time?
That’s weak sauce.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
me no likey
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
so is waino gonna go the distance?
Dan and Al won’t give me a pitch count
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
nice...
keep it together waino… save the bp
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
~80
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
err90
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
You know, it's actually a pretty good looking bear.
I can see why he keeps it.
by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I think that's why AP looked so bad in his at bat
It was a floating strikezone
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
fuuuuuck
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
son of a bitch
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
FUCK
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
ARRRRRGH!
This is bull.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Fuck
They are just sitting on that curveball with 2 strikes. Too predictable ADAM.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
that
was a hanger
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
At what point will stadiums introduce new
stadium music?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
Every 10-15 years or so.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
When we clone Ernie Hayes.
And humanity collectively raises its tolerance for sheer AWESOME.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Bachman Turner Overdrive!
It must be ‘The Best of Stadium Jams!’
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I will never call you casey again!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
mother fucking whores and thieves
they are all mother fucking whores and thieves
Hate to say it . . .
but the HP Ump is having an impact on the outcome of this game
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
They have gotten progressively worse over the last 2 years now
almost to the point of being pathetic.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I think they are past pathetic
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Vague pronoun
fail.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
*points emphatically*
This is why you don’t tempt the GOB!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
HE WENT BULL SHIT
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
I hate you fang
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Smoltz finished his round at La Costa yet?
is he in the house to finish this game?
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And that last pitch was flat, flat, flat
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Waino needs to get the pull
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
yeah
i’d like to see him make it out of the inning, though
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
now i am sad and tired
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
oh yeah
and that too
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
BLUR SONG #2
THEY ARE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS!
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
This is making it very difficult for me to go to sleep.
Grrrrr.
by peach concrete on Aug 20, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
I bet they're loving this over at BCB
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by proxy
they are fans of losing in general
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
cmon Wagonmaker, one more out
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Torre Hope or Tory Holt?
Did you say ‘Hey Blinkin, Grab the Reins’ or ‘Abe Lincoln, Grab the Reins’?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
Bake me a pie of love
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Can somebody plug in the dawnzer lee light?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
a jew?
here?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
WHY are coaches always wearing jackets zipped all the way up
out in Southern Cal? Duncan. Piniella was doing it in San Diego. I don’t get it.
their circulation is bad?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Because they are naked underneath
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Lou Piniella
out flashing people.
Horrifying.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Who was the coach who was fined for wearing a jacket so he didn't have to wear a uni?
Francona?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
that was damn close ump
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
ok offense do some damage
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
LISTEN EVERYBODY
DAN SAYS IT IS A WHOLE NEW BALLGAME SO ADAM CAN STILL THROW A PERFECT GAME!
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
time for dodgers fans
to learn the joys of a dan prognosis.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
A dodgers fan LITERALLY sitting in the first row behind the plate
is using binoculars….
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Checking out the poor girls
in the bleachers.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Its Cali
there are fuckin beaches everywhere.
Conversation with this guy at a Whore house
‘Sir, would you like to have sex?’
‘No thanks, I want to masturbate instead.’
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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe he is checking out the chicks in the bleachers
or trying to see if derosa really does wear a cup
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
runs, plz
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
since we've already left 11 LOB tonight
we’re due to score here
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NO FLAILS PLZ
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Can you jack a dong here? *sang to the tune of little drummer boy*
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
that dong ain't gonna jack itself, people
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Adam says
I have to do everything myself.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
geez
corky looks bad against lefties right now
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
faced two tough ones tonight
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He's seen like 3 this year
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
and they’ve pretty consistently humiliated him.
St. Louis Cardinals -- 2006 World Champions
by greenback06 on Aug 20, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Kuo was bad
against Kershaw, he stood no chance. LHB are hitting .182 against him.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
i always say hong chi kuo
in a very racist chinese accent
am i a horrible person?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
yes
because he is taiwanese, not a chinaman.
though racist chinese accents are awesome and should be acceptable anywhere.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Colby :(
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Did he just say coke and Steve Howe?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
KAHEEL
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
Are there any asains the Cards hit well?
Not that this guy’s success could in any way related to the fact that he’s a lefty.
CHAN HO PARK?
or atleast tatis had success
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Tomo Ohka?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Hee Sop Choi
but not with bats!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I had erased that moment from my memory
thank’s for reminding me the beginning of the end of Rolen as a Cardinal. :(
Greene has stuff to do
wanted to get this out of the way, quick.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
to anxious to be in the spotlight that long
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Well.
Score runz plz!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Oh no Khalil, dont take a pitch to gauge the new pitcher or anything
Swing away…
Fuck.
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bye, bye 15th win
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I keep thinking El Presidente
is sitting behind Home Plate in that Expos hat.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
Boog!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
kemp iz a wizard in CF
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
damn boog!!!!!
eat your damn wheaties!!!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
EAT MOAR
WHEATIES!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
none of the balls hit to that part of the park have gone over
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
WP!
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Plz
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
thats all hollywood
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
To blow my speakers.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Love Boog
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
dear khalil,
if you don’t start hitting no one will ever love you. also, your hands are dirty again and you should continue washing them until the dirt washes away…even if it seems like never. just keep washing and washing and washing…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
toooo soooon.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
bad form bad form
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry.
everybody gets one right?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
yah
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
no, i'm sorry. it's time for you to go
/not really
//weellll, maybe
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
lol
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I BAN YOU SO HARD
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
OT: For the lols.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
They should make a movie about that
but make it the WNBA.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
VIN
KUO HAZ 2 WPs
I like our chances
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
jose should have sent him
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
damn Lugo
lean into the inside ones
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what's that elbow guard for anyway?
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by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
come on creepy lugo
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Wild pitch, please.
/echo
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Cardinals are playing in game 122
and Julio Lugo is #12 hitting in the 2 spot.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
well shit!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
DON"T STOP BELIEVIN'
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
WTF.
We haven’t got a check swing call in a long time. =(
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
fixed
We haven’t got a check swing call in a long time.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Shiiiiiiit.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
gaww, plz
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by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
They really need to win this if I'm going to win my bet that the Cards win 90 this season
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
I believe you'll still be in good shape with that
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
so is this why boston is paying 11 million for lugo to play for us?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
can the HP ump ask for help
even tho he went it would be nice
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
That is the first time Ive noticed that damn Scientology commercial...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
The one where the volcano's
erupting? It’s been around since the mid-80s at least.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Yeah, freaky, huh?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I would like to say that Matt Holliday will hit a HR and win this game for us
but I tore up all my spreadsheets earlier this morning in shame and I can’t honestly calculate whether he will or not.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
lol
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Padres announcers hoping our game goes 14 to screw up the pen
They are tired of gettting thumped by the Cards
I started singing along to
Don’t Stop Believing.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
No Journey please
College roommate only had one LP—played it at top volume all day everyday
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Mine still does
And thinks he can sing in a high pitched voice with the headphones on
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6ly, I'm sorry
BTW my kids now LOVE this song
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GLEE made it very cool
btw – that’s gonna be a seriously funny show.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
And the Final Countdown,
what the heck?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I wish they'd stop showing those GD home runs
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
Blaze of glory
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Andre Either
has some seriously curly hair. Women pay good money for that hair cut.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
Every time I get a haircut the stylist says "I wish I had your thick curly hair"
I hate my hair
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
You need to have
kids someday just to pass that hair to them. Srsly.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I'll do my best
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Everytime I get a haircut
my barber bitches about how much his back hurts.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Come on K-Mac
aim small= miss small
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
like Thurston swinging on the first pitch he sees
like the sun rising in the East
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ummmm strike????
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
HAWKFUCKINGSIGNAL!
GAAAAWWWWSTAB!™
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
wasted him last night
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 20, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Leadoff walks always come around to score
Fucking BB-mac.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
THE FIIIIIIIIIINAL COUNTDOWN
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
see. Gob mocks you!!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
KMac in a close game
almost as scary as Motte.
Are you sure you don’t want to come out of the pen Smoltz?
Pick your poison
Walk in a run or give up a HR on a slider that doesn’t slide.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
are you trying to make me angry, kmac?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Didn't Lugo accomplish that already?
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
I want the Walrus back...
shit happens
leadoff walks don’t
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by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Torre'll bunt here
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hey kmac
throw more sinkers
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
WE'RE HEADING FOR VENUS
AND STILL WE STAND TALL!!!
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, it is totally saved
on my XM Radio. Saved Song button #2.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
sweet
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
because you’re in space and there is no gravity constricting your height
not quite a feat
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by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
serious prophet
is serious.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Risin up, back on the streets
Did my time, took my chances
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
He has blown a couple of saves recently
hasn’t he?
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
I want the Walrus back...
we've certainly softened the Dodger pen
for the small Bears
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DPPLZ
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
errrr almost
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
interesting meeting on the mound
Molina had his back to K-mac, even.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That pitch was interesting
ON the replay, it wasn’t smooth. He almost cocked it mid delivery then whipped the arm.
Broxton is handsome!
Aww, who am I kidding. He is fat.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
close
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
Nice K there by KMac.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
is there a list somewhere of really funny fangraphs over the years?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 20, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhh!!! It burns!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
You are wrong,
that is NOT funny at all.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
this was a Wainwright game too, I believe
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Not Welley?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Correct Spants
I bow to your superior knowledge
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are there any Pirates players who were in this game
still w/the club today?
or have they all been called up to CHC?
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Thurston turns that DP
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to be fair
he’s the best defensive 2b on the team
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
except boog of course
counting him as a ss
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Thurston is so bad he can't even turn the light on
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
I want the Walrus back...
you bet your biscuits he does
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
its the close enough rule
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought I saw that too
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
We got DeRosa and Lugo because of their offense
but when they aren’t hitting, it gets rough out there.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Thursday!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
the way the crowd erupted I wuz like FUck
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Well 3-5 hitters, any one of you sad sacks want to break out of your slumps?
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
1-8 w/3 BB and 1 HBP tonight
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thank god for kemp's reaction
i just about cut my wrists
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
As VIn put it
“The crowd was looking at it with their hearts”.
Of course, we all know LA residents have no hearts. Only small pieces of black coal.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Good job working around that BB, K-Mac
I don’t think I’m up for extra innings on the West Coast
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I love Vin Skully
“High fly ball. Very playable. Crowd is looking at it with their hearts.”
by Harknights on Aug 20, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I love Vin.
lol
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I'm ready for a Ten Run Sunday.
Today.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Nice K-Mac
getting out of the lead-off walk
OK 3-4-5 here. LET’S GO!!!!
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I see the problem as Colby catches that ball
Not only is the bill flat, but his cap isn’t on straight. Damn kids.
This Dodger Stadium crowd...
seems as gullible and unintelligent as your typical Wrigley crowd. If that’s even possible.
V, b.
Well they're not actually looking at the field
I heard a bat hit a ball!
ALBERT NEEDS A HIT
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
or not
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
i’m bout ready to call it a failed experiment
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
WERE GOIN OFFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
eliminate him, albert.
Kill another career!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
ELIMINATE
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
APu, HR plz
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
I love baseball players
‘irritated nerve in his left toe’.
For the rest of us, that is ‘my toe hurts’.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions
Nelly just came on my iTunes
I’m taking that as an omen for a big Cardinals inning
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Any song that incorporates the NBA on NBC theme song is fine by me
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
who pitches bottom 9?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
FRANKLIN SUX
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Big John, Biiiiig Jooohn, Biiiiiiiiiiiiggggggg Joooooohhhhnnnnnnnn
Big Bad John
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
yeah, he looked ok at the futures game
But from a lot of the descriptions of him, Broxton is more of what I expected.
I think we need a rally penis
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Rally boner
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Al didn't know what Black Sabbath was
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
although he can spot a blow up doll in the crowd fairly easily
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ELIMNATE!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
ok, do your job Mr. Holliday
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
Alberts been on 4 times, and not scored once...
Luddy and Holliday….does this ring a bell?
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did some one say SHEETS
SIGN BEN SHEETS
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Nelly- Heart of a Champion!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
MANGVP
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions
OH FUCK YES!
I love the aggressiveness!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I just told my husband Albert was going to run.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
hmmmm... still not Yadi
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
holy shit albert
you big lug
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Wahoo!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Pujols slid over that bag like it was lubed with gravy
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that'll do
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
Yay!
We have the lead!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Check out the wheels
on big Bert
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 20, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
FRANKLIN SUX
no way he can hold a one run lead
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
No kidding
We better score like 10 MOAR.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I love Albert.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
get the ball out of the infield Matt
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by gdm426 on Aug 20, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Put a ... in the subject line, please.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
SUBJECT
FAIL
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
yes sir
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Okay, so
Heart of a Champion stopped right after Holliday hit it. Just saying.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
franklin sucks!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Everyone listen to Nelly!
It’s working for me! If we all listen to Nelly we’ll have a serious inning!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
haha
AMEN. I’m with you. Heart of a Champion on loop.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Just realized
That may be the only rap song in the history of the world that drops Michael Redd’s name.
Nelly also drops Jeff Gordon in “Country Grammar”
He thinks outside the box
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
He drops a lot of names in that song.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
But Jeff Gordon is a NASCAR driver
It just seems funny to me
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
if you wanna go & take a ride with me
three-wheelin in the fo’ with the gold D’s
Oh why do I live this way?
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I haven't been following to closely, is Manny up in the 9th?
because he does seem to bat every inning.
ugh, it can never be easy
Franklin only needed about 3 pitches his last save, so he’s probably rusty. Man is he terrible.
It's going to suck to watch Franklin blow this lead
My kingdom for a legitimate closer!!!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
and take the day off
can we call Craig up please?
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/failwick
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
might end up at Dennys tonight
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:12 AM EDT reply actions
oh god
not moons over my hammy
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
ANOTHER BEACH BALL DELAY
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
ah
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Why do they even let those in?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Why do they let
blow-up dolls in? It’s L.A.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I thought that was a joke.
I’m watching the LA feed.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
How are you going to stop them
you do realize they can put them in their pocket and then blow them up later, right?
:D
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah but the ushers can take them when they do
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Who knows.
They could go blow it up in the bathroom, bring it back towards the seats and just release it to the public…only to see it bounce all over the place.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
what happened?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Pat Sajak just got pissed
because Broxton tried to buy a vowel
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Is Tony trying to challenge Franklin
by bringing in Dennys to put a man on first?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:13 AM EDT reply actions
he's having empty nest syndrome...
from when Izzy was closing. Franklin’s been far too drama-less in his saves.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
apparently
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Thank you Nelly...
for teaching what a ‘boo’ is.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
Dennys coming in?
Thank god. I was afraid we’d have to see * gulp * Franklin!
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like T. Miller is no good either
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Check it:
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Yay!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
not so fast my friend
that does not take into account franky’s suckyness
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Sadly
that’s what my pants did at the end there.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
So a 3-2 game...
Bottom of the 9th. Ethier, Manny, Blake due up.
Where have I seen this before?
V, b.
every game this year
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
here's a golf ball and a garden hose
…you know what to do mr. franklin
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
Can WW get a W this game?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
no
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I hope my laptop can make it through this...
I’m at 9%
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Weird.
I am also at 9%. I’m praying Mr. HP can survive this game.
by Pujols Is A God on Aug 20, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
he was too lazy, so he just plunked him
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Scully is obsessed with that shake-off
Wainwright did in the 7th.
Quote from Lohse in the Yadi article in ESPN the mag:
I shook off Yadier 4 times last year. I gave up 3 hits
Okay, fuck.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
and there it is.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I just got here.
Franklin SUCKS
Pat Sajak?
"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
intentional?
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leave him in, Tony
go ahead. I dare you.
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Face it guys, Reyes was gonna walk him anyways
He just got straight to the point
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Lulz.
1 pitch, a HBP, and that’s it.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I want my millions!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
neither is dennys
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
JUST PUMP MORE NELLY
I’M A SUCKER FOR CORN ROWS AND MANICURED TOES
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
SO HOT IN HURRRR.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
rec
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I'm taking Dennys
in the Feats of Strength
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Seriously
Take our crappy closer and give him an even HARDER job to do. Where the hell was Miller?
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 1:18 AM EDT reply actions
he threw 1 pitch the other day
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
ethier was 0 for 1 against dennys
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Just playing the numbers?
Damnit Tony.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Franklin's coming in?! That's it... season over
Wake me up in April
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i'm sitting on the patio
I KNOW YOU ARE
That is why i hate twitter
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That commercial
is kinda funny.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
what's up with the music on the mlb.tv commercials?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:19 AM EDT reply actions
WHAT IS UP WITH THE MUSIC AT DODGER STADIUM?!?!
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I think Manny's bat is corked
why else would he change bats last time up?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:19 AM EDT reply actions
I think his
head is corked.
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
then he'd be the new Sammy Sosa
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
check that....
here’s a softball and a garden hose….get after it mr. franklin
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
this game has taken too freakin' long.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 1:19 AM EDT reply actions
NELLYNELLYNELLY!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
YOU SAY YOU LIKE THAT WHEN I HIT IT FROM BEHIND
AND I’LL BE RIGHT BACK, YEAH THAT’S MY VERY NEXT LINE
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
PLAYING FOR HIS HOMETOWN,
reppin for the home ground,
And gettin bucked like Michael Redd, tell ’em again
I gets bucked like Michael Redd, heard what I said?
The MV-P of the game, intensity still the same
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
This thread is 30 seconds ahead of mlb.tv
I am Chitown
"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
turn off nex def
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
NEXDEF off?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
wow, you guys are smarter than you look
"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
Thanks, btw. MUCH BETTER
"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
(I said that in my best Vinny Chase voice)
"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
can anyone explain why reyes was starting the 9th in a save situation?
Cardwash Definition: Birds on the Nat.
OHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!
Thinking the same thing.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
you can only sidestep manny so many times
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
That first pitch to Manny wasn't a strike?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:21 AM EDT reply actions
maybe next time
maybe not. Only the Magic 8 ball knows for sure
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
HUH???
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Manny is such an amazing hitter
We’re seeing greatness right here
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Yes, he is always clutch
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
Vin said Reyes was drafted by the dodgers
they thought he might be like Fernando Valezuela….but no
except in girth
Man, Franklin,
stop sucking!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Man, does Franklin suck
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
BOOOOOOOOOOOG
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
What would be the penalty if there was cork?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Suspension and fine, right?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I mean does anything happen in this game?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
10 game suspension
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
and out no advance
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Boog!
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
*now*
AVENGED
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
well that was interesting
good as ab bunt though.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 20, 2009 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
BOOG'S like
“Shrapnel, WOT?”
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
If it was maple,
it doesn’t follow the current guidelines that it be two-toned.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
oh my god
can i breathe now?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
nice play Boog!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
BATT EXPLODING SHITSTORM
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
never forget
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
BESS and TESS
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
If I was a player
I’d carry cork in my back pocket and when I went to pick up the broken bat, I’d show it to the ump.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2009 1:24 AM EDT reply actions
You were a
bad cop in a previous life
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
I feel a certain calm
With Ryan at SS
Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?
Franklin hitting 94 ATG.
Also, getting squeezed.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus