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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

unfortunately she is not your wife/gf/whatever

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 19, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He took away

easy winnings on online poker! He’s a jackass!

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 19, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

for sure

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 19, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want to get into politics too much

I actually lean to the right, but I am more of the libertarian variety so social micromanagement bugs me. Especially when it costs me $‘s. But I apologize for maybe taking a pretty good joke in a potentially bad direction here. Don’t want to talk politics… I just hated that bill.

It was funny, Pistol. I just see Frist and that immediately is the first thing that comes to my mind.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 19, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

libertarians do it rightz

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's just stop right here

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, please.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah!

f’in gdm no politics!

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

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"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

my name i A.D.A.M.

etc

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey UMP

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

do you have what it takes to be an umpire?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably not but I still love second guessing them

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Effing tired of the same MLB.TV ads every break.

"Our role guys have become our feature players."
Tony La Russa, 2006

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

I’ll take silence over ads for 1000, Alex.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm 33 pitches through 3

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

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way to start off a new thread

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretzel party at Jack's house!

i will never get sick of that…

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

never

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

see sig

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i've noticed

loved when it went from “for rent” to pretzels

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny

and fwiw – i thought the “for rent” was funny

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, pig flu is a real knee slapper

and thank you, /bows

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't realize that's why you didn't remember

sorry you were so sick. truly.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh i don't care

i think it’s funny too that i lost about 3 weeks. i really don’t remember what happened. one day we got Lego, next thing i remember, we’re got a lead in the central & all is right with the world & i have a new sig

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would like to wake up 3 wks from now

with a similar amount of goodness having happened.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i forgot to get a ticket

so hopefully, no one wins…

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i won who wants 250 million internet dollahs

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've ten of 'em

i refuse to check before i know if anyone won. if no one wins tonight it’s going to shoot to like 300 mil

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably ~325

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

me either

aside from the odd scratchers ticket that was a stocking stuffer or something

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

I actually have a deep phobia of winning of lottery and having millions of dollars

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont like the idea

Of everyone I know hitting me up for cash cause I won the lottery

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 19, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

duh, if i won no one would know

and i wouldn’t go public. you can do that, i don’t know why more dont

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

it’s dumb to go public. i wouldn’t even tell my parents.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

because

people like being famous.
even for just a little while…

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

fame is highly overrated

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

why can't I use an emoticon as a subject line?

: >

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

Thank you.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

mega millions is around $200mill too

can’t win if you don’t play

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I need to win that

Of course, I never buy lottery tickets because I think I’m throwing my money away. But then again, I can’t win the lottery without buying a ticket!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

please stop :[

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 19, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

( ._.)

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

( * Y * )

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummmm

WHAT?!

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am always up for the Rally Penis!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait..

you’re in Junior High???

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

aren't we all?

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor kid had to build sets for the drama club as punishment

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

      / \
      I I
      I I
   OI IO

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Rally penis took his pills, I see.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

viva viagra

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's still showing like that after 4 hours

We need to call a medical professional immediately

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

screw that

take a pic with your phone & send it to all your buddies

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know

it really is, dan.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A.D.A.M. is more than awesome

He is RIDICULOUS.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO HOOO

DTV is back too

for nowz

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The dodgers have a deal going with Nickelback

Tickets to a game, a concert and a t-shirt for 37 bucks

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Pseudo fans...

probably walk in the turnstyle at the last minute to see the concert.

"Our role guys have become our feature players."
Tony La Russa, 2006

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much do I have to pay

to get punched in the cock during it?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Theres still people getting into the stadium?

/looks down on dodger fans

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

They would plan for that to get to the game on time

at least i would

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay but still hour after game time?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers fans...

a big reason I am a Cards fan.

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

more like

chavez LATRINE!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would miss the Dodger dogs though

except the Warrior dogs at University of Hawaii baseball games are too freakin awesome to describe

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeSLOWsa...

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rose!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

PerfectlyplacedbloopRosa!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DERO

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry fellas I'm late to the party

Smoltz with the team tonight or will he join them tomorrow?

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Aug 19, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Tmrw

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

mañana

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

beach ball delay

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

what fun would a baseball game be

if you had to pay attention to the baseball?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many beach ball delays have there been this series

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good evening, gents.

Pitcher’s duel, eh?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

in the sense

we insist on swinging at balls, not strikes

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have the umps

been rucking fidiculous?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

usual (poor) job

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 19, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a spot of Ludwick fail

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runner on 1st....

Yadi up…. keeps fingers crossed

by stlcardinals15 on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon Yadier

gets a hit!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I delayed?

Yadi is just taking the first pitch in my feed.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Game’s over. We won 4-2.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant in the AB

but your sarcasm is much appreciated.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe I'm just seeing the future?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

an alien race of carrot-people have taken over the earth. jam shorts have made a comeback. you’ll have to ease back into society.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAH!

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

I knew if I kept my jam shorts long enough they would come back into style

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

you’re slow. /nexdef’d

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vin talking about Eddie Gaedel

definitely slower talking these days

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

yes VIn, Dewitt gave him his jersry

we know, we know

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi's spotting a balk

no go from the ump

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

wear him down, yadi

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

it's a yadi special

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many pitches has yadi made kershaw throw?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Make him work, Yadi!!!

over 70 pitches now

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

YADDDA!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

A TRIPLE!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

double and error

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up

with your common sense and right-ness. =)

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

w00t

YADI IN @ THIRD

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Name that Molina!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

triple yaddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny

thank you for sucking!

by swmrnbk on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yadi to THIRD!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

take THAT, username!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

my username fails! woohoo!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

not mine!

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you Yadi4, then?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't understand the question,

and i’m not going to respond.

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's another Yadi, isn't there?

doesn’t come out much.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose!

wait, i did that wrong

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

YADDA!!!!

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

.....!

     / \
      I I
      I I
   OI IO

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

shawing!!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

YADDA

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

YADI TRIPLE

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi with a 2B!!!!

Thank god for Manny in LF

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs more aerodymic hair...

"Our role guys have become our feature players."
Tony La Russa, 2006

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

OUTSTANDING at bat

Thanks Manny

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought

it was 10 rows deep

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, my MLB feed must be s...lo...w

Still fouling off pitches.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta be annoying that you already know what happens

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’m ’bout to restart it.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

turn off nex def

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

slide the bar to the left

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is

I go standard all the time.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

OFF with the NEXDEF.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was hit hard

and didn’t even get to the track

by saladdays on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi needs to hit the weight room this offseason

he hits the fuck out of the ball and it barely gets to the track.

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

they've all done that to that side of the park

Air just deadens the ball.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

it happens to him everywhere

he just doesn’t have much power.

he’s a very good hitter though, which is why if he puts on a little more muscle, he could hit 15 HR’s a year

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to see Yadi pulling the ball 2X tonight

P.S. HT to Manny for screwing up the relay.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

pitcher not backing it up

tut.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

that ball was so well hit it didn't even get to the warning track?

is that what Al said?

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrific PA

I love how Yadi has improved at the dish over the years.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Your turn,

Casey Ramus

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Rasmus

Time to learn to hit a lefty breaking ball

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

CMON, CHARLIE

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Was Dick in left wearing a wig for the Dodgers?

"Our role guys have become our feature players."
Tony La Russa, 2006

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

No, everyone knows

Manny doesn’t have one of those. He was trying to get preggers.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby-wan-kenobi,

hit the ball.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

better swing in that looper

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

in = on

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor ebola.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Cody,,,,

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

One of the brothers is in the Braves organization...

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cody

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

can somebody explain the origins of the Colby Rasmus misnaming?

Was it a Tony Young Pitcher moment?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha... i wish that i would have seen it

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby:K :(

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

not that one though

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking like Swinging dick up there Raz

Discipline, young sir.

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I do like

that Kershaw is right around 80 pitches right now, however.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Makes me happy in the pants.

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

  / \
  I I
  I I
  I I
oI Io

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Not the rally penis.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT WORKED EARLIER

FORGOT THE CAPS WAS ON IN THE MAKING OF RALLY PENIS V 2.0

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps my greatest contribution to society

I’ll probably never have kids just to preserve it’s legacy.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright will get it done

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw him mget it done

with HR #2 last friday…priceless

by swmrnbk on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to walk waino

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, he's got Adam dancing like it's a gunfight at a saloon

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk the pitcher!

Please, oh please.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

win

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

Hey, guys, have you given Kershaw any nicknames yet?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE's gasses

Thown a lot of pitches from the stretch this inning

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

wife just informed me that the kitten was chewing on my dirty jockstrap

ewww

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

MOAR CAT

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

big kitties

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

there ya go

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice...

Waino BB’d. Kershaw done?

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

UIBB to Waino

to set up Boog

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clayton's done

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

not what i expected out of kershaw

i’ll take it

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Boog

Unleash your fury.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

We gotta cash in on this

If we don’t I’m going to have a very sick feeling all night

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

if he gets to the meat of the

order again we will all sit on the breaking ball…fastball=ball

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Steal home!!!

He’s way flustered.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

_1

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glenn Brummer

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know he going to throw the hook

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog is learnin' stuff from Oquendo

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Avenge yourself,

Boog!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Boggs SUCKS

Sure, he’s got a good arm but he can’t get through an inning without giving up baserunners and keeping his pitch count down!

Oh wait!

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i see what you did there?

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick...

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid Tony

should have DeRo batting fifth

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lobs

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can't find the release point

on his fastball. Sit breaking pitch

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Aug 19, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

vin really makes me miss jack

watching on the mlb extra innings package … the dodgers are the only opponent where i enjoy/prefer hearing the other guy’s announcer. he is just so much better than anything we have to listen to … tv or radio. and he doesn’t just regurgitate the same old generic stories all other opponent’s announcers constantly rely on to fill air space when talking about the cards. really love that man.

by staticard on Aug 19, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jack. :(

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it vin or phil rizzuto that was the pbp guy in "paradise by the dashboard lights"

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

phil

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so then was it he or harry that first said holy cow?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

He’s awesome. I wish I got extra innings this year. Always do, but that was one of our cost cutting measures this year. I always naturally tended to flip to Dodger games simply because of him.

by Merry CRasmus on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick, please take note

that’s how you lay off a breaking ball in the fucking dirt

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

yes... tell Molina not to steal home

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Start Waino here

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOG!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

[waves tiny flag]

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

double shirt lick

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

and it worked!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

( *~*)

BOOG!!!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog has avenged.

2-0 Birds!

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog

AVENGED!

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Beat me to it.

Boog :)

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

boogie time!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

boog

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

worked again

  / \
  I I
  I I
  I I
oI Io

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Glad im not the only one who noticed that

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

as in Rick Ankiel wizardry?

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avenged!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo will break up the DP

from 1st base

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boogness

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

5-0 flubs now

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Cuck the Fubs!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck Fama

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR EAGLE

I’M OUT

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wahoo!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think VEB is ready for a thread to turn into an Iron Bowl flame war

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring it biotch

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and

Roll Tide
Fuck Gene Chizik

by cyko42 on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is your program in better shape than it was in two years ago?

Honest question. It would be a good sign for me if so. His head coaching record isn’t great, but he’s made some excellent assistant coaching hires. Hopefully he’ll just sit back and let them do their jobs.

Why you gotta say that middle thing? LAME.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

its in way worse shape. About the only good thing gene did was go away. I’m really excited about Our new coach. That and he left in such a shitty way. If your going cause your going home, and its a better program fine. Don’t tell me your staying one day and be on a plane the next. Trust me hes not a good head coach. You’ll be disappointed and your players will not like him, unless he has learned a lot from his 2 years at ISU. Be ready to not score in the red zone, and have your defense suck.

by cyko42 on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Not being able to score in the red zone could be an offensive coordinator/talent problem

Defense sucking definitely would be a talent problem, given the man was the defensive coordinator of the year in 2004

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

But thats the thing

If it was against good teams. I would say hey we’re ISU, were going to lose to texas and Oklahoma. We shouldn’t have those problems against MAC teams or Div II teams or even K state from last year.
And I’m its fine for me and you to say its a talent problem its not so much the same when your head coach says that. Are talent level at ISU isn’t really that much worse then Iowa. Who has winning seasons, granted in the little 11, but how you go from winning 6 or 7 games with basically the same type players to winning 2 games from a ‘better’ coach is beyond me
 I blame the offensive coordinator problems on the head coach since he was his guy and he stuck with him. Looks like he did it better at Auburn and didn’t hire his buddies but coordinators with talent. Also he was defensive coordinator of the year in 04. If were having problems on defense why does he not take over the duties when he sees the coordinator having problems. Something tells me it was the talent that won him the award not his coaching. Of course he has the talent for now at auburn, so you guys will win games just probably not as many as you would like

by cyko42 on Aug 19, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’m just looking for a 6-7 win season. That’s my goal. I also hope the team shows improvement over the course of the year. I hope that Chiz has learned some things in the previous two years about head coaching and continues to learn this year. Most importantly, I want him to recruit his ass off, so that worst-case, if we blow for 3 or 4 years, we can fire him and bring in a good coach, and have tons of talent for him to work with.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That he may do

We have a lot of talent coming back. Who are pissed at the world

by cyko42 on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

who cares?

let’s win our game, and keep them in the rearview mirror

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right the first time

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you had it right the first time

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padres have a billboard down the right field line

Corky’s Pest Control

Who knew Raz was in the bug killin biz?

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He catches flies with chopsticks

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sweep the leg, cody.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

on karate kid reference alone

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go lugo

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

two more balls

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

clap clap clapclapclap

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog leading off tonight?

Good for him.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

hometown boy

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a balk

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

What are you seeing?

I wasn’t watching.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

off topic,

but i love your status. long live walter sobchek.

“not to mention that having an amphibious rodent within city lines…well that ain’t legal either.”

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were threatening castration!!!! Are we gonna split hairs here?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say what you want

about the tenants of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uno mas, Clayton.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Great ABs this inning

guys are working counts and being patient

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

brilliant

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

willieo mayso hayeso?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here I thought he was the latin version

of the Grim Reaper.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Julio Franco Lugio?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Albert. Do something awesome.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

or, like, don't K.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

new pitcher??

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

James McDonald, RHP

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

had a farm... E I E I Ohhhhhh

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

3.2 for kershaw

wow

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

97 pitches

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't understand.

how we can only have 2 runs if a pitcher has thrown 97 pitches and hasn’t made it out of the third yet.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it's the fourth.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah...

that makes much more sense.

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww Joe, leave him in htere!

you’re just going to walk him & pitch to Lego anyway

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

fantastic

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he better... isn't a thickburger on the line?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The source with no name!

He never lies!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut up

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

rakish and imposing

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Shh'

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not like any cyborg

but a Terminator.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

terminators are cyborgs, dummy!!!

GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Common sense/knowledge fail

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous.

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by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

decent.

only once through the order

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sucks
  1. pitcher at best

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are such wiseasses

hahahaha

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

charge the mound

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

well then.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay,

so, that was dumb.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert-glare

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELIMINATE!

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday time

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

McDonald just got eye murdered

by Albert Pujols.

I hope Manny Ramirez is ready for some retaliation.

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

can you eliminate with a glance?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Similar to eye-fucked?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

waino won’t ruin his perfect game for it.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFU!

He didn’t mean it GOB!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

any chance manny gets hit?

let it be, wainer

let it be

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

albert still hitless

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday GS

Make it happen, Matt!

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be bitchin

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

back / hip

close to his other plunk, if I’m not mistaken

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

side of left thigh

it’ll leave a bruise

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make 'em pay, Holliday

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Regression to mom's basement.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah

unintentional

dude is wild

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

and holliday swongs through anyway

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make em pay Holliday

Hey, what’d ya say? Lay down by the bay? Make some clay? I just may

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

cubs are gonna lose today?

:)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

expos fan = spy for the enemy

check out his camera

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

hasn't thrown a strike yet

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he swing at a strike?

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy

I’m guessing that after the Dodgers get their first hit, TLR will have the next guy plunked.

I know whom to call for a hole in my roof or a whole new roof.

by lightbulb on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

probably not

Adam’s working on a gem.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martin's

flying around everywhere back there

by saladdays on Aug 19, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok he has yet to put it over the plate, Matt

stop swinging at balls at your feet

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

on mlb network

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

whats the smoltz count at for dan?

12455813365?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well if your playing along with the game

there is no way youd be able to count it, or move for that matter

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

im drinking water

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

right down the middle there, Matt

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

shhiiiiiit

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SHIIIIIIIT

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

plunking Apu

So, is McDonald just following Gibby’s philosophy on the intentional walk there, or is there more to it?

by apack on Aug 19, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

You posted it as I typed it in.

I think they think, Fuck it. I have to walk him, I might as well set up for the next AB.

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

this bases clogging thing is starting to get annoying

Let’s hope it doesn’t bite us in the ass.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

John Daly definitely is

He may not know it though

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

protection

FAIL

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the story behind this picture?

Did the protection break, and that’s why she was born?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I have a zit

on my butt

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTMI

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

no its protection

FAIL

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

(FACEPALM)

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think about it...

What’s that on her cheek?
And where is her cheek located?

by Andyfantastic on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a hint

You know the length you’d go to make a joke? It’s a bit farther beyond that.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facepalm

This is way too lame to go on for this long, so excuse me while I whip this out…

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

the lego's are broken!

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

cause kershaw sucks

DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."

by tehzachatak on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kershaw

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lazy fly....

0 for 2 on bases loaded opportunities.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

which will of course

bite us in the a$$

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone else get the joe bumper commercial?

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

random boog pic

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Boog?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know all his pics are random, yeah?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

google image search

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

dunno

looks like he’s pretty young, don’t think it’s a stros hat though it could be

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looks 12

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

not stros

College or Alaska.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

49ers hat

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH GODD!!!

I just laughed out loud at that.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

it’s funny on so many levels, like “I’ll play with a sling on!”

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, "Who hid my pills?"

adderalladderalladderall

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

...yes, and?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He will eventually

Try to take over the Nakatomi Plaza building

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

...he's German?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta admit that's a reach

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What!?

Goober to Gruber

Not a stretch

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is why I like him

among many other reasons

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alaska Goldpanners of Fairbanks

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The real game begins now

can Adam Wainwright finish his 18 outs of the game in the total amount of time that Clayton Kershaw was on the mound tonight?

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

and he’s going to do it perfectly.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a really bad time to retaliate

We may not see them again in the regular season, but on top of that we can’t afford to have any of our guys suspended.

I hate when relievers plunk. You can’t plunk them back.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Let Motte do it

we can afford to have him suspended

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heat!

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Carp

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum probably will maintain his current numbers

but I’ve watched his last few starts and he is tiring and wearing down. I really think Wainwright is going to win it.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depending on what happens tonight,

I may agree.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum.

His stats are ridiculous.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

realistically, timmy

but, waino

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lincecum

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh Yawn

Amirite?!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

bobble bobble bobble

pretzels pretzels pretzels
bobble bobble bobble
pretzels pretzels pretzels

by peach concrete on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boooog

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

Look at 2005 Carp.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

17-4 at this point in the season? Damn

Thats probably where he’d be right now minus injury.

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

neat

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Tim McCarver

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP!

He didn’t mean it GOB!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't mess with the GOB

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that was to me, yes

MLB TV has been very slow tonight.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap indeed

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm an idiot

I should call it a night.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were making fun of the cubs' fan

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

franklin is having an uncharacteristically AMAZING year!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

payback for you i spose

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE

I’m gonna bust a hole in my table knocking on wood to counteract all these jinxes.

by peach concrete on Aug 19, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

but, but...they have less losses than the cards!

i mean…they are playing tougher teams while the cards play pushovers like the padres.

i mean…they have played less games, therefore they have 4 games in hand!

i mean…wait til next year!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

haha

rec’d

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you're a Cubs fan?

In that case, wanna hear a joke? Knock, knock. Who’s there? GTFO.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

now thats not funny

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY

by jesus christos on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bar let out early?

eer, I mean the game must be over at Wrigley.

Hey wait, they are on the road….

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the mothership

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY

by jesus christos on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, fine.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, its Halladay

And Jesus was an Angels fan. Dumb shit.

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

It was supposed to be a Catch Me If You Can reference, but I decided “Go fuck yourself” was a little mean. =)

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what is funny?

100+ years without a world championship.

Such an epic level of failure.

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and your paying him 5 million dollars to do it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, we had to deal with him for

FAR too long. I’m almost sorry for you guys. Almost.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY

by jesus christos on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

never mind.

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, double fail.

he DID start the kenny rogers game…

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and game 4.

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got a triple in one game that postseason, I remember

Don’t know if it was the WS though

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, seriously, not to bait at all--

How do you personally feel about the Cubs’ chances this year? A lot of BCB seems to be really down right now.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Jesus was a Cubs fan,

they woulda won more World Series.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday's having a really good year!

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Malicious jinxes don't work

They have to be earnest to work.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

on 48 pitches?

WW’s only 1/2 the pitcher Kershaw is

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sit down.

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

NARSTEE Pitch

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

filth

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

27

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, serves you right.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't reply to the troll!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously dude.

I’m all about intelligent baseball conversation, but if all you wanna do is start shit, go back to BCB and whine about BLou.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, ease up, this guy isn't that bad.

I don’t mind a little good-natured smack talk.

by Andyfantastic on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure

94% of this thread isn’t intelligent…
(i.e. the rally penis…)

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I know.

=) But it’s also not completely pointless.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

the rally penis has a point – literally

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's bellow the belt

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

AHAHAHA.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

13 in a row...

32 more to go!!!

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Um...

You’re doing it wrong?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

no thats something mark burhle did

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

A.D.A.M. is RIDICULOUS

and I’m out. Go Waino, and score some more Cards!

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If I had a wife/girlfriend

I’d let Adam Wainwright have his way with her

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't we have this discussion?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just thinking that

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear

he has a wicked curve in bed.

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah...

last week you wanted to kiss Ludwick on the nuts…

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i'm starting to get a little uneasy

at the willingness of the girlfriend/wife sacrifice on these game threads.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The key word is "if"...

once “if” goes away, the whole notion goes away.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if she wanted to!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be pretty cool

To get an STD from Wainwright

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Whoa.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enough!

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m (being) punished for all my offenses
I wanna touch you but I’m afraid of the consequences
I wanna banish you from whence you came
But you’re part of me now
And I’ve only got myself to blame

by brackenthebox on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone got his stats on that?

….and splits by ballpark?

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ignore my boyfriend for A.D.A.M.

We were talking on AIM, and I didn’t respond until Wainwright was done talking. I’d like to think he understands…

by hannah_in_va on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh...

Rick Ankiel just accepted my facebook friend request?

/trying

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be sweet.

He needs all the friends he can get. (Besides TLR).

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are such dirty GOB-tempters

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp just gave pinata a titty-twister

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

....what.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That deserves a rewind

brb

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep us posted. haha.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Skippy,

but yes. Titty-twister.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

everybody needs lil' piece of cobbler

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay luddy

nofailwick, plz?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy needs a new spot in the order

2nd? 6th? 8th?

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

His bat speed is down again

at least it looks that way to me.

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 19, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-El is rockin' the shades

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

e i e i oh

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would feel a lot better if we didn't keep leaving the bases loaded

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwicks OPS continues to plummet

He’s not walking or hitting for power any more.

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

or

hitting period

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he normally streaky?

i can’t remember

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to him

It seemed like just before we got Holliday that he was finally being decent protection.

Is he seeing different pitches in the 5 hole?

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he best break out of it soon

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi to second!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Molina = Complete Hitter

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Gapi Molina

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Doblina

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi is on his way to a .300avg

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

If Molina wasn't such DP threat

he should be hitting 6th right now, DeRosa 5th and Ludwick 7th

by dcfcblues on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Good looking swing

by Yadi. Love seeing line drives to the gap

Do you remember Straight "A" tickets to the Cardinals game from way back when?

by huja on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

waino needs to hit his 3rd homerun

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i got the 3rd part right

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

colibby

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. CR getting some respect

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Brilliant!

can’t possibly get Rasmus out, or anything…

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Wainwright,

I’m fine with you getting out as long as you pitch well. =)

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm greedy

Let’s see another homer WW!

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 19, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you meant to say stike?

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's a stike?

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus, no Ankiel, wait no, Rasmus wait...To hell with Ankiel FREE KOBE RAMSIS

by Taskmaster on Aug 19, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully

About 5 years ago kept calling the Cards reliever “KiKi Valero”

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

good point

great things are afoot…

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

4th time through's a charm

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

© suck

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

PRETZEL GAME!

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So are we just trying

to anti-jinx?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the fuck is your problem

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit hardcore

you might ruin it. that was my baby.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, I know this....

Humans! Oh wait…thats the most dangerous game….

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he throws a 4th ball

both of yours are gone

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardcore,

you suck.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WW IZ TEH AWSUMZ

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit, there goes my DTV.

i has a sad

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

=(

soory.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever told me to switch to the non-HD feed on the other thread--

THANK YOU. It worked.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, adam...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

is manny's hair real??

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm thinkin' weave...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extensions,

french nails, the works.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real douchebaggy

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you crack me up

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

grrrrr

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

W000000000!!1!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

no seriously

why are you being a douchebag

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Cub troll hacked his account?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems unlikely

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was joking

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

you don’t actually believe in jinxes and GOBs and the random typing of VEBers influencing pitches, do you?

by Andyfantastic on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure i do

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF!

Yes I do! Just look at the Cubs! He didn’t mean it GOB!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

FACES THE MINIMUM!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

STRIKE 3 BULL SHIT UMP

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, crap

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect Game done ( ._.)

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

well, good work.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, HL

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone's hijacked HL's account, evidently

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

It makes me sad.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That jinx goes to Vin

He brought up that Adam had no walks in his last 28 innings

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit vin

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

All time best Vin Scully jinx

1985 NLCS, game 5, bottom 9th: “And Ozzie Smith has NEVER hit a home run from the left side.”
So it goes both ways.

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

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by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

dp, plz

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

can you imagine

what his season would look like if he’d have had this sort of control early on?

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double play?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take one, plz

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Marv Albert voice

YES!

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

wainer

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

$99.99

w00t

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

has anybody seen the new tarrantino movie?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

i thought that it was

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

What does that matter?

; )

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psycho Mexican Vampires Go on a Roadtrip?

Seriously, when’s he going to make another good movie?

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i liked pulp fiction...

but that is the only one i have really really enjoyed so far

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

True Romance is fantastic.

(but he only wrote it)
reservoir dogs is great too.

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

boogified

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

NO HITTER!

12 OUTS TO GO!

When this gets to the 7th inning though, it’ll get tougher to type that.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

trolls are cool

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

my cool, indeed

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you think about it

Not talking about a no-hitter is just an old meme

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got a little

hl’s balls on your chin

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

That is just my Wainwright’s STD breaking out

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry

i got a bad case of the WWs, too

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

and yet

HL STILL won’t tell him his name…

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're bold when you're playing with someone else's money

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've figured it out, guys,

HL doesn’t believe in jinxes. He’s atheistic towards the GOB. =’(

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am as well....

I’m not into the whole luck/jinx thing.

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

actually, I usually really do believe in them.

But in the last thread people were talking about Wainwright throwing a perfect game so I figured the cherry had already been popped.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I was late. Sorry.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

because

there will be fewer than 12 outs to go?

"Them Cubbies can kiss my ass" -Dizzy Dean

by Molina4MVP on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO HITTER / FACE MINIMUM

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

im just saying...

Wainwright should have got that strike call on ball 4. How do you not call that in a game like this?

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Game's in LA

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's still only the 5th though

if umpires were worried about perfect games that early, we’d have a lot more of them me thinks.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok...

then he should have called it a strike since it was in the strike zone. Same with pitch number 1

by Evilfrog on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

* I have watched the whole game

so I don’t know if that’s been called a ball all night.

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

have not.

I’ve been for a while…

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because it was a ball high

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll take this feed from now on instead of commercials

DAYUM it went off

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Behind the scenes with VIN!

Awesome.. He was singing a little song… “They call the wind Mariah”

by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

it was the ump

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

CALLATE!

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEE PEEEEEEE

As a heeter, I'm note afray of anybodie.
- APu.

by Mr. Wilson on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOO AL

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

was Dan burping or something? gas?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin Cubs

Milton Bradley was taunting the fans after he hit a homer

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

he'll get his

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many games have Cubs won at Petco this season?

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by gocards62 on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

will be 1

and i know you’re going to lol at that

COOL BEANS!

by lexmarklover on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

might not be 1

Haven’t got to your bullpen yet.

by Andyfantastic on Aug 20, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stay classy Milton Bradley

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by The_teague on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ew.

Bestiality.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would be understandable

if it were a home game.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Overflow

link

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

is everybody hacked?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

how'd I miss that?

nice work

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

link fail

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

How could I be bored?

My favorite player is pitching an epic game tonight

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame you for the K

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 20, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry

i’ve stumbled onto stltoday/cards

can someone direct me to vivaelbirdos.com?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ain't I a stinker?

(Please don’t ban me)

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 20, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

right

i should’ve checked my maturity at the front desk

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 20, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Frankie says “Relax.”

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 20, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol.

Rickroll?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

We've got a shot at a very old record...

need more LOB. 9 to be exact.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 19, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert, get a hit

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Avenge thyself, Albert

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by gocards62 on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Casey Blake Beard Fail

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Aug 20, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

wow. Albert.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 20, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

oh..

that’s a strike to albert but not to Manny. That make sense.

by Evilfrog on Aug 20, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply