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Game 121 Overflow II

Mizzou_tiny by stlcardinalsfang on Comment 384 comments


Let me get this straight -- Tony went w/ LaRue over Yadi b/c LaRue provides "veteran leadership" (Yadi's not a veteran and doesn't provide leadership?); went w/ Ankiel over Rasmus after his homer last night but sat Rasmus yesterday after his homer Sunday; and chose Greene over DeRosa based on the fact that Greene had 7 hits in 12 career ABs against Billingsley? Hmmm....

 

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO CARDS!

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New thread, scoring runs: win!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Were they made for speed or comfort?

NAME THAT MOVIE

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner

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by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crab Cakes and Football

Thats What Maryland Does!!!

by cyko42 on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

new thread

fill in the blank, lugo

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or

just take away my blank, sb nation

buttholes

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lugo for a double

I see it coming

Cards, Colts, and Pacers - Baseball, football, and basketball or gambling, guns, and old cars?

by JPBarnett on Aug 19, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ON A SCHOOL NIGHT FANG!?!?!

Just you wait until mom and dad get home!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

please

no school for another week and a half.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

starts tommorow here you are lucky

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meh, it's college

not as systematic as high schools and such.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was clearly bullshitting us

yadi probably needed a day off, no excuse for not playing Rasmus though

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Except Rasmus was sick, apparently.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's wrong

with just saying “yadi needs a day off”?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you changed your avatar.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

got some cool pics in St. Louis on Sunday

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent

I like this one. And for some reason, the old one w/Rick had just enough red in it to make me confuse it w Spants’ at a glance.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a pegacorn!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't see a horn

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok ok heh

I should have done my retouching first

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or hit a homer.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like that option

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

by jacksonian on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

double to the wall

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

couldn't Mo intervene and just DFA Akiel like he did Duncan?

isn’t that his job?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

only if he want LaDunc to quit

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by JPBarnett on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad

i thought that he was dfa’d and then traded

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lugo was DFA'd then traded

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by JPBarnett on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he was optioned to Memphis

but he had to agree to it.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does his research.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

at least he’s trying to have something to talk about. i wish dan and all would read the opposing teams’ papers

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ding ding!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

horribly doesn't begin to describe it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT... is not being able to pee as serious of a problem as it seems?

I would think that intense ad campaign for the medicine that shrinks your prostrate means that there is a serious problem with guys having to pee all the time…

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

depends

how old are you?

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

26

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably not your prostate

stay hydrated and if it persists, probably wanna have it checked out

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

John just volunteered, I think

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by JPBarnett on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait wait.... ha

i have no problems peeing… i just was wondering what had caused the massive ad campaign for the medicine that corrects this

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is that the prostate swells

and causes pressure on the bladder, which causes all these guys on the golf course to think they have to piss all the time.

Still looking for 1985 Regular Season games on DVD/VHS

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, yeah

prostate problems are pretty trendy in older guys

and i hear you need those

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh huh

he said “Depends”

/beavis

by nota bene on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

It means you’re dehydrated. Clear and copious, I was always told.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, for older guys it is.

It can lead to a bladder infection.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jonathan Broxton What a handsome devil

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

our "keep Albert Pujols" campaign may have backfired...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SMRT

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert fails at balancing his bat on the ground

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Broxton is handsome as hell.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by il rosso on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WILD THANG

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Biiiggg Joohn. Biiiiiigggg Jooooohhhnnnnnn

Big Bad John

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO

well played there

by nota bene on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We lit Broxton up last time right?

Let’s do it again!

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cubs getting lamer all the time.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EL OH EL CUBS

inside the park homerun

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to go, Fukudome!!

Inside-the-park HR for Blanks. 6-3 Pads.

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this blanks guy to cubs = nyjer morgan to cards

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

inside the park 2-run homerun padres

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAWNNNNN

please either do something or don’t, team.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this pu Jols guy better do something or we DFA'm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

®

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OVER THE LINE!

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank GOB for the subject

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

touch it!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this photo is banned.

too many of us getting nauseated.

by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone already made this joke

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

friggin favruh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

Ronald Reagan was elected president? The actor??!!!!??

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

cmon Albert!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bah.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Albert

FAIL x2

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a pretty slick play by caseyblake though

by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 19, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Just doesn't have that class A speed,"

is how Vin puts it.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he also says derosa wouldn't go to a team photo

without a cup on. but oquendo never put one on.

by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

it is printed.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good point.

so is this pamphlet i have crumpled up in my pocket. it’s from the sierra club.

by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read it on the interwebs

thus it is true.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 19, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where do th cardinals rank

with the rest of the league for infield hits?

they have to be worse than last

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if you want an entertaining game, try the Cubs Padres

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

its actually a lot better without len and bob

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The mix tape is back!

Oh, wait.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bottom of the order heroics

comin’ up

just wait

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not exaclty bottom of the order

you got holliday and ludwick in there.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but they can't even tie

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

colby ph

he’s like 1 for 1 against broxton

cmon, tony logic

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

it’s sad because it’s true

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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by JPBarnett on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm back

If (and that’s a big IF) we lose tonight, I hope we lose by a smaller margin than the Cubs. They even suck at losing.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We won't lose

The hawk is on the mound. GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you were gone?

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEs

Tomorrow’s BCB is going to be sweet. I’m marking the time so I’ll know when all the cursing begins regarding the inside-the-park tater

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes.... fukudome face planted into the wall and the ball rolled like 20 feet away

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was fun

I enjoyed that. Fuck You Dummy

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

20 ft = 200ft.

what was bradley doin’….never even showed up in the picture

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 19, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No offense Dan

but down 3 runs going into the 9th inning, this is a pretty low leverage situation.

Still looking for 1985 Regular Season games on DVD/VHS

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not when his boy Dick gets to "hit"

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn canadians!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what makes him filthy.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so is Wolverine.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go ask him

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wife to bed...just joining in

Ankiel for Rasmus didn’t work so well tonight did it?

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Raz was ill

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ankiel makes me ill

Saw the plays he (didn’t) make.

And cmon a sore throat…sounds to me like Tony sat him down and fed him that one.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say that's most likely right

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while...

sadly tonight tony’s genius was not so genius

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

make.

it.

stop.

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why did Dick's Near Death Experience

make him forget how to play OF?

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Running face first into the wall

might make you a little reticent. But the real answer is that Ank has never had a good first step.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word fail?

You mean reluctant?

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definition 3, punk.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/reticent

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh.....Snap.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 19, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or maybe you just meant that running into the wall made Ank STFU

That’s not MY definition of reticent!

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is the JD dictionary?

I need this wonderful resource!

Srsly, it’s not like I said irregardless or something.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're doing it wrong sister

6ly

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bend over I'll show ya!

/X-mas Vacation’d

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bizzam!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true.

i’ve heard he’s a terrible dancer.

by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True!

I want so badly for him to succeed, but…disappointment.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the last step that's a real doozy

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i'm tired

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GAW-fail

we’re so not scoring four on broxton. goodnight.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so do they take broxton out?

might actually be beneficial

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

i guess it’s still a save opp

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what it feels like to be a Cubs fan

Except we only have to feel this way once every 5 days or so.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or, as Vin Scully says,

‘not gifted compared to Carpenter’. He’s a lovely man.

by notmorganfreeman on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Try again

not enough swearing.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ManRam hasn't looked all that impressive this series so far.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe its his "time of the month"

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

i think he’s still on the same cycle with papi.

by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ManRam needs to go back on the juice

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i want some pizza

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just have some booze instead

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

booze & pizza go hand in hand

just like Dick ’N Dan

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goodnight

from our nation’s capital. I give.

Until then, keep doing what you’re doing… but ask yourself this…: ARE YOU READY FOR A RALLY PENIS!?!?!

0| |0
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  V

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i could use a flag about now

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must suck to be a Cub.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fly it Proud

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

boom

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/a single tear

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are super annoying jerks to the cub fans? do we take it to far?

fuck it… I salute thee… Symbol of futility

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow, luddy

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this arrangement:

When they win, we win; when we lose, they lose.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

i was thinking about this the other day

last year the cubs just steadily pulled farther and farther in front

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and most of the time

when they lose, we win

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have not lost yet

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when you move i move, just like that

hay DJ bring that back

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't know the power of the dark side

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's only appropriate

that he puts this game out of its misery

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

goodeyewick

Cards, Colts, and Pacers - Baseball, football, and basketball or gambling, guns, and old cars?

by JPBarnett on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scully is telling a story about when Lud was in fourth grade.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what'd he say?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Said his fourth grade dream was to play in MLB

His teacher told him to get real dream

Time to slap your teacher Luddy

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no shit

hope he mailed that teacher an autographed baseball card

by nota bene on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and press clippings

about his All-Star game appearance and Silver Slugger award.

by cardsgirl95 on Aug 19, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the thing about Scully.

He talks incessantly, but what he says is usually interesting.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol @ Wainwright giggling

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only did she forget the words

The rendition was terrible

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was concentrating so much on bending the notes

that she didn’t pay attention to the lyrics.

And she was flat.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

get a hit you bastard!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Defensiveindifferencewick.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that cracked me up

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there is no pitcher

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG! YOU EXPECT ME TO HIT THAT THING???

IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME AT 100MPH!

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not like he has to worry about fielding

Dick is at the plate after all

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ball in play

FAIL

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

it was actually a decent effort against billingsley

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

astute

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im kinda bored too

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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they should play with legos

and watch Major Dad reruns.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AnKKiel

AnFuckUpTwoFlyBallsAndKKiel

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I just put it out there that im not having problems peeing?

I worded my question earlier in such a way as to give people the impression that im having urinary trouble at age 26… that is not the case

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't read it that way.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dang... i suck really bad at this forum...

could somebody make a tutorial for people like me?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope, too late

you will forever be known as,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Fredbirdcantpee

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would change my avatar to that if somebody could find a picture worthy of that name

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stage fright

Happens to the best of us

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right

you have a friend who is having urinary problems. it’s okay, your friend’s secret is safe here

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for clearing that up

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

doh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!!!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

broxton is nasty

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't win 'em all

The terminator goes tomorrow. Look for a series win.

by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gotta lose occasionally

tonight was a good night to do so

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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

eh

it happens.

LA’s got a good team. Hopefully we can get figure Kershaw out.

by nota bene on Aug 19, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Figure Kershaw rarely strikes out

/lame joke

going to bed

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by bjork24 on Aug 19, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lil Matt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Q02w9MNQU

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tee hee!

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am more wondering where our defense went

Other than Rick Ankiel.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good pitching for the didgers

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've just gotten accustomed to late inning come from behind wins.

Spoiled, I know.

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't like that we have to wait till the last inn.

A hard nine my ass. How about the other eight?
/vent

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, we didn't really look very good tonight

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dodgers are a good team though

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tis the accustomed part

It’s nice that we’ve made a habit of coming from behind. I’d like to see them going back to starting ahead.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smoltz a Cardinal as the 5th starter

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anybody think that maybe we have a new jeff weaver on our hands?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Aug 19, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think thats a good thing...

weaver did pitch in the last game of the 2006 world series.. and if my memory serves me correct, we won that game

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do we have to make him take ADD medication to win?

if so, yes

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Aug 19, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tony's not going to bite you girls

nothing but softball questions to the HOF tonight. i hate that the media is so scared of him. 6ly, grow a pair you bunch of nancies!

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 1:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no mix tape

sad panda.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 1:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mitch is really depressed

i feel bad for him

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by gdm426 on Aug 19, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he got badlucked

Then he just couldn’t hold the line. sigh.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wth

does Lohse have to do with the Nat’s GM stuff? (roto sidebar)

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 19, 2009 1:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

P-D reporting Smoltz is a done deal
Smoltz expressed a preference to remain in a starting role, as he hopes to extend his career into next season. According to sources familiar with negotiations, the Cardinals acceded to Smoltz’s request.

Linked for your reading pleasure

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 2:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so far for 2009

the cards have at least one player in the tip 5 for every category of the hitting and pitching triple crowns and half of them are led by cards

albert – hr
carp – era
waino – wins

and frankie is tied for the saves lead

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 2:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just got back from the game..

haven’t seen any tape. i was on the third baseline and didn’t see how the plate could have been close to being touched on the play to home. am i wrong? was it an out?

by mooseknuckles41 on Aug 19, 2009 2:35 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"HOW LONG WILL LARUSSA CONTINUE THIS MOLINA EXPERIMENT???"

One of the many gems to arise from STLToday posts.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when he has 20 stolen bases

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys, I know we lost, but at least this guy doesn't play on our team:

    “That was a lot of fun. You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer.”

- Jeff Francoeur

I smell a new sig for someone.

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 19, 2009 8:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aaahahaha.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty....

is that you?

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 19, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't care about OBP because it isn't on the scoreboard

He doesn’t hit HRs because they’re rally killers

What the hell does he do?

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Aug 19, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he has a cool baseball name.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot being scared of the ball

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin

by all4tookie on Aug 19, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey now that ball can be a scary thing you know

"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"

by pinkelposse on Aug 19, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He keeps giving me gold!

"That was a lot of fun. You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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