Game 121 Overflow II
Let me get this straight -- Tony went w/ LaRue over Yadi b/c LaRue provides "veteran leadership" (Yadi's not a veteran and doesn't provide leadership?); went w/ Ankiel over Rasmus after his homer last night but sat Rasmus yesterday after his homer Sunday; and chose Greene over DeRosa based on the fact that Greene had 7 hits in 12 career ABs against Billingsley? Hmmm....
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO CARDS!
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New thread, scoring runs: win!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
overflows aren't meant for orginal content!
meant for speed!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
new thread
fill in the blank, lugo
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or
just take away my blank, sb nation
buttholes
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Lugo for a double
I see it coming
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ON A SCHOOL NIGHT FANG!?!?!
Just you wait until mom and dad get home!
Shut up, Fritz™.
by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
please
no school for another week and a half.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
starts tommorow here you are lucky
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
meh, it's college
not as systematic as high schools and such.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
SELF-BURN!!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
he was clearly bullshitting us
yadi probably needed a day off, no excuse for not playing Rasmus though
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Except Rasmus was sick, apparently.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
what's wrong
with just saying “yadi needs a day off”?
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
nothing
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
you changed your avatar.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
yep
got some cool pics in St. Louis on Sunday
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
excellent
I like this one. And for some reason, the old one w/Rick had just enough red in it to make me confuse it w Spants’ at a glance.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
it's a pegacorn!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
ok ok heh
I should have done my retouching first
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
ok
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
derosa will K or weakly ground out to second
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
Or hit a homer.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
double to the wall
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
couldn't Mo intervene and just DFA Akiel like he did Duncan?
isn’t that his job?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
only if he want LaDunc to quit
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my bad
i thought that he was dfa’d and then traded
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Lugo was DFA'd then traded
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no he was optioned to Memphis
but he had to agree to it.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Vin's talking about cups
also taken from the PD
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 19, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
He does his research.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
heh
at least he’s trying to have something to talk about. i wish dan and all would read the opposing teams’ papers
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Mitchell Boggs gave up 2 XBH tonight
they both were balls hit to Rick Ankiel that he botched horribly.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
ding ding!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
horribly doesn't begin to describe it
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
OT... is not being able to pee as serious of a problem as it seems?
I would think that intense ad campaign for the medicine that shrinks your prostrate means that there is a serious problem with guys having to pee all the time…
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
depends
how old are you?
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
26
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
probably not your prostate
stay hydrated and if it persists, probably wanna have it checked out
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
John just volunteered, I think
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wait wait.... ha
i have no problems peeing… i just was wondering what had caused the massive ad campaign for the medicine that corrects this
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
The problem is that the prostate swells
and causes pressure on the bladder, which causes all these guys on the golf course to think they have to piss all the time.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
well, yeah
prostate problems are pretty trendy in older guys
and i hear you need those
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, for older guys it is.
It can lead to a bladder infection.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
go ahead, walk boog in front of albert and holliday
that’s cool.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
jonathan Broxton What a handsome devil
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
Albert will find a way to once again blow an RBI situation
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Apparently it seems
Albert is giving away RBIs like runs don’t matter anymore.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
our "keep Albert Pujols" campaign may have backfired...
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
SMRT
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Albert fails at balancing his bat on the ground
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Broxton is handsome as hell.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
WILD THANG
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
hahahaha
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
We lit Broxton up last time right?
Let’s do it again!
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
just to put it out there
albert pujols is ridiculous
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
Cubs getting lamer all the time.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
EL OH EL CUBS
inside the park homerun
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this blanks guy to cubs = nyjer morgan to cards
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
he struck out a couple times earlier in the night and looked absolutely terrible
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
inside the park 2-run homerun padres
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
YAWNNNNN
please either do something or don’t, team.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
this pu Jols guy better do something or we DFA'm
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
Did you guys hear the Brett Favre signed with the Vikings?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
it's a damn good thing you included a subject line
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm going to school with that language tomorrow, dad!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
OVER THE LINE!
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Mark it zero!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank GOB for the subject
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
flag'd
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
touch it!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
this photo is banned.
too many of us getting nauseated.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
someone already made this joke
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
friggin favruh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait
Ronald Reagan was elected president? The actor??!!!!??
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by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
cmon Albert!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
I had nothing to do with the last time he did the exact damn thing
last time he batted.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
DFA PLZ
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Like Franklin sucks or...?
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bah.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that was a pretty slick play by caseyblake though
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 19, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
all he did was knock it down
average speed beats that out.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
"Just doesn't have that class A speed,"
is how Vin puts it.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
he also says derosa wouldn't go to a team photo
without a cup on. but oquendo never put one on.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
even catching? c'mon jose. that's just silly.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
you can't keep calling 'the onion'
“the paper”.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Well,
it is printed.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
good point.
so is this pamphlet i have crumpled up in my pocket. it’s from the sierra club.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I read it on the interwebs
thus it is true.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
where do th cardinals rank
with the rest of the league for infield hits?
they have to be worse than last
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if you want an entertaining game, try the Cubs Padres
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
its actually a lot better without len and bob
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
The mix tape is back!
Oh, wait.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
bottom of the order heroics
comin’ up
just wait
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not exaclty bottom of the order
you got holliday and ludwick in there.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
but they can't even tie
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
But then Rick
to make 3 outs and end the game.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
colby ph
he’s like 1 for 1 against broxton
cmon, tony logic
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Rick Ankiel took it from me
It is like his legs are made of doom.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
:(
it’s sad because it’s true
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
GaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Oh shit, the Hawk is in
We’re going to WIN!
by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
I'm back
If (and that’s a big IF) we lose tonight, I hope we lose by a smaller margin than the Cubs. They even suck at losing.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
We won't lose
The hawk is on the mound. GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
YEs
Tomorrow’s BCB is going to be sweet. I’m marking the time so I’ll know when all the cursing begins regarding the inside-the-park tater
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by dan on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did Kyle 'Thunder Thighs' Blanks just hit an inside the park homerun in San Diego?
Wow Cubs
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
yes.... fukudome face planted into the wall and the ball rolled like 20 feet away
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
that was fun
I enjoyed that. Fuck You Dummy
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
20 ft = 200ft.
what was bradley doin’….never even showed up in the picture
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
No offense Dan
but down 3 runs going into the 9th inning, this is a pretty low leverage situation.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
damn canadians!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
that's what makes him filthy.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
so is Wolverine.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
He is?
I thought he just lived in Canada.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
go ask him
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought he was from texas & has a sister who works for a dallas tv station?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Vin said he is from North Vancouver BC but now lives in Washington state
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
who's the Cards pitcher from dallas with the sister who's on tv then?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Blake's sister (Erin Hawksworth) was a reporter on a FOX station in Dallas at one time.
Is she still there?
apparently
she is in boston, according to wiki
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Wife to bed...just joining in
Ankiel for Rasmus didn’t work so well tonight did it?
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Raz was ill
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
nope
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Ankiel makes me ill
Saw the plays he (didn’t) make.
And cmon a sore throat…sounds to me like Tony sat him down and fed him that one.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
I'd say that's most likely right
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while...
sadly tonight tony’s genius was not so genius
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Why did Dick's Near Death Experience
make him forget how to play OF?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Running face first into the wall
might make you a little reticent. But the real answer is that Ank has never had a good first step.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Word fail?
You mean reluctant?
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Definition 3, punk.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/reticent
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by spants on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh.....Snap.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Or maybe you just meant that running into the wall made Ank STFU
That’s not MY definition of reticent!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Where is the JD dictionary?
I need this wonderful resource!
Srsly, it’s not like I said irregardless or something.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Bend over I'll show ya!
/X-mas Vacation’d
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
bizzam!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
true.
i’ve heard he’s a terrible dancer.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
well i'm tired
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
GAW-fail
we’re so not scoring four on broxton. goodnight.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Why?
It’s more fun to get him out. He’s been doing a lot of it lately.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Because I'd like him to overreact
and get suspended for more games.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
so do they take broxton out?
might actually be beneficial
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nah
i guess it’s still a save opp
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
This is what it feels like to be a Cubs fan
Except we only have to feel this way once every 5 days or so.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
BoggsMotteThompsonHawksworth
unimpressive
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
Or, as Vin Scully says,
‘not gifted compared to Carpenter’. He’s a lovely man.
by notmorganfreeman on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
HENDRY AND LOU AND MILES AND GREGG AND HEILMAN SHOULD ALL BE SHOT
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Try again
not enough swearing.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
lol
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
ManRam hasn't looked all that impressive this series so far.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
maybe its his "time of the month"
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
nah
i think he’s still on the same cycle with papi.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
ManRam needs to go back on the juice
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
just have some booze instead
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
the luck junk won't work on BCB tonight
what are they going to say when we both lose tonight?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 19, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
they are pretty sure that they are still the better team... hard to argue with them when they play like this
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Manny is the type of guy at work who wouldn't make more coffee after finishing the last pot
“Not in my job description!”
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
If you finish the joe
You make some mo
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Goodnight
from our nation’s capital. I give.
Until then, keep doing what you’re doing… but ask yourself this…: ARE YOU READY FOR A RALLY PENIS!?!?!
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Shut up, Fritz™.
by Alxfritz on Aug 19, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i could use a flag about now
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Must suck to be a Cub.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
It's a final in San Diego.
Hoist the flag high.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
Fly it Proud

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
by RiverRat on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
boom
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
/a single tear
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by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
are super annoying jerks to the cub fans? do we take it to far?
fuck it… I salute thee… Symbol of futility
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Welcome

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by dan on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow, luddy
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I like this arrangement:
When they win, we win; when we lose, they lose.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Feels like the opposite of 2007 & 2008
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
i was thinking about this the other day
last year the cubs just steadily pulled farther and farther in front
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
and most of the time
when they lose, we win
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
We have not lost yet
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
FLAG'D
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Now Rick can end the game
and make his night complete.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
You don't know the power of the dark side
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
it's only appropriate
that he puts this game out of its misery
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
goodeyewick
Cards, Colts, and Pacers - Baseball, football, and basketball or gambling, guns, and old cars?
Scully is telling a story about when Lud was in fourth grade.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
what'd he say?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Said his fourth grade dream was to play in MLB
His teacher told him to get real dream
Time to slap your teacher Luddy
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
and press clippings
about his All-Star game appearance and Silver Slugger award.
That's the thing about Scully.
He talks incessantly, but what he says is usually interesting.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
that darn teacher
correcting his dreams
by hangingfromatree on Aug 19, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
lol @ Wainwright giggling
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Not only did she forget the words
The rendition was terrible
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
She was concentrating so much on bending the notes
that she didn’t pay attention to the lyrics.
And she was flat.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
get a hit you bastard!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
Defensiveindifferencewick.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Rick Ankiel swings like he is surprised
there is a pitcher.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
that cracked me up
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
there is no pitcher
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG! YOU EXPECT ME TO HIT THAT THING???
IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME AT 100MPH!
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Manny is talking to the fans
not paying attention.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
it's not like he has to worry about fielding
Dick is at the plate after all
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
ball in play
FAIL
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
yeah
it was actually a decent effort against billingsley
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Dan and Al have run out of things to talk about
and Dan is bored that there is still baseball.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
astute
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 19, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
im kinda bored too
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Why do lefties like Ankiel and Thurston
walk forward with their back foot when they swing?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Can I just put it out there that im not having problems peeing?
I worded my question earlier in such a way as to give people the impression that im having urinary trouble at age 26… that is not the case
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
I didn't read it that way.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Too late now
We all know you couldn’t fill a Dixie Cup.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
dang... i suck really bad at this forum...
could somebody make a tutorial for people like me?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
nope, too late
you will forever be known as,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Fredbirdcantpee
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
i would change my avatar to that if somebody could find a picture worthy of that name
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Stage fright
Happens to the best of us
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
right
you have a friend who is having urinary problems. it’s okay, your friend’s secret is safe here
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
thanks for clearing that up
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
doh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
FUCK!!!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
broxton is nasty
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Can't win 'em all
The terminator goes tomorrow. Look for a series win.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
gotta lose occasionally
tonight was a good night to do so
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Matt Kemp Bobbleheads
tomorrow night, come on out.
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 19, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
Lil Matt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Q02w9MNQU
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I am more wondering where our defense went
Other than Rick Ankiel.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
good pitching for the didgers
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I've just gotten accustomed to late inning come from behind wins.
Spoiled, I know.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I don't like that we have to wait till the last inn.
A hard nine my ass. How about the other eight?
/vent
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yeah, we didn't really look very good tonight
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
dodgers are a good team though
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
tis the accustomed part
It’s nice that we’ve made a habit of coming from behind. I’d like to see them going back to starting ahead.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Smoltz a Cardinal as the 5th starter
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions
anybody think that maybe we have a new jeff weaver on our hands?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
perhaps
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
i think thats a good thing...
weaver did pitch in the last game of the 2006 world series.. and if my memory serves me correct, we won that game
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 19, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
do we have to make him take ADD medication to win?
if so, yes
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I think we have Mike Maroth with a 92 mph fastball
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions
sounds pretty accurate
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 19, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Tony's not going to bite you girls
nothing but softball questions to the HOF tonight. i hate that the media is so scared of him. 6ly, grow a pair you bunch of nancies!
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
no mix tape
sad panda.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he got badlucked
Then he just couldn’t hold the line. sigh.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wth
does Lohse have to do with the Nat’s GM stuff? (roto sidebar)
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
P-D reporting Smoltz is a done deal
Smoltz expressed a preference to remain in a starting role, as he hopes to extend his career into next season. According to sources familiar with negotiations, the Cardinals acceded to Smoltz’s request.
Linked for your reading pleasure
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 19, 2009 2:04 AM EDT reply actions
so far for 2009
the cards have at least one player in the tip 5 for every category of the hitting and pitching triple crowns and half of them are led by cards
albert – hr
carp – era
waino – wins
and frankie is tied for the saves lead
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
just got back from the game..
haven’t seen any tape. i was on the third baseline and didn’t see how the plate could have been close to being touched on the play to home. am i wrong? was it an out?
by mooseknuckles41 on Aug 19, 2009 2:35 AM EDT reply actions
I honestly feel like people that post on the Post-Dispatch website make Cardinals
fandom dumber by atleast 20%. It is barely a step above MLB.com forums.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 19, 2009 4:06 AM EDT reply actions
"HOW LONG WILL LARUSSA CONTINUE THIS MOLINA EXPERIMENT???"
One of the many gems to arise from STLToday posts.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 19, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
when he has 20 stolen bases
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Hey guys, I know we lost, but at least this guy doesn't play on our team:
“That was a lot of fun. You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer.”
- Jeff Francoeur
I smell a new sig for someone.
"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
aaahahaha.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He doesn't care about OBP because it isn't on the scoreboard
He doesn’t hit HRs because they’re rally killers
What the hell does he do?
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
he has a cool baseball name.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 19, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
You forgot being scared of the ball

"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
hey now that ball can be a scary thing you know
"Yeah this is my signature, big deal wanna fight about it?"
He keeps giving me gold!
"That was a lot of fun. You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Aug 19, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions

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