Game 120 Overflow thread #1
by chuckb on Aug 17, 2009 11:13 PM EDT
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This umpire is about to get luggaged
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
mehwick
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
we have too many overflows...
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i'm so confused
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
competing overflows?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
they shall fight to the death
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
the element of surprise
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
one would hope
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf
1. ump
2. fieldwick
3. skip
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i don't understand
he was stealing in front of skip. why wasn’t skip to the bag?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Carpenter is the sweatiest sumbuck everest
The dude looks like he periodically dumps bottles of H20 on himself to increase his competitiveness.
Have you guys ever heard that Carpenter is a competitive guy, btw? This is news to me. Thanks AL!
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
no, Al just can't say "bitchy" on the air.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Carp does scream about a lot of calls
I’m surprised that more umps don’t make note of this. Maybe they all get luggaged.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had no idea, Al.
No wonder he won the 05 NL Cy, Mr. H. He’s a beast on the mound.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't Skip be used to 2B by now?
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
One would think
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I just want to know where he was going
it was like he forgot where the bag was.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Little known fact...
…the thing moves.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
one would hope
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
About what?
I’m watchign the FSN feed.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
watchign?
Is that near Michigan?
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He said having the pitcher bunt with a runner on 2nd and 1 out was not a good strategy
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW
He did? Bravo, Steve. I’m stunned. Maybe next he’ll say that Beltran makes winning plays sometimes?
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Baby steps
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it?
Sounded like SP. Though I thought Orel agreed.
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I pretty much tune them out
anything smart gets said, I assume it’s Hershiser.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Good thinking
Orel is actually pretty decent IMO. It’s hard to blame the WWL though because it’s not like they have the resources to hire good announcers. Oh wait…
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
geez
fangraphs gives the dodgers 75% chance of winning? i’m becoming less of a fan, i think it over reacts.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
you're saying some stats and probabilities are off?
mularky
by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No
I’m saying we only have 12 outs left and they have the lead.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
fangraphs knows the umps are paid off?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
36-22
dodgers home record
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Carpenter is angry.
You won’t like him when he’s angry.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
TLR after him
I was thinking today, we haven’t seen our manager get thrown out yet this season
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
he better watch it walking off the mound.
CLOSED LIPS CARP!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
was he yelling at the ump as he left the field?
i thought he was
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I think Carp hurt himself on that curveball
he keeps shaking his hand.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
I think an unwanted kitten was drowned
on christmas in front of jesus.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
+20 billion
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He always does that
and it always freaks me out.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
he could have other reasons for head shaking
and face palming
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
SUBJECT FAIL
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
adblock plus fail
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
as in 1 or 2 runs pretty plz
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
no subject line fail
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Double FAIL
No subject line and WE ARE NOT THE F’ING ANGELS!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
So what?
I’d like to beat LA.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
REGION FAIL
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
No subject fail
what would the point have been? I’d have just put “RALLY TIME” but it’s already in the pic.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
so people can close the comment
dude, does no one read my life’s work? [weep]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
So we can minimize this dumb shit.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Yes they do.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
so does dumb shit
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Its so people
can close the picture by clicking on it so it doesnt slow up their browser
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
My bad.
I just won’t do it anymore.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
'Someone or something is carrying the Mutaba virus!'
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
red team fail
Our team doesn’t play in a stadium with a small rock out-cropping.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
google chrome
shiny new browser. deciding whether i like it.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
i hate it
experimenting with Safari for windows for the first time tonight
by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty, but I found it slow.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
it's pretty trendy on this board
will earn you street cred
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Super fast, but no mouse gestures
Mouse gestures changed my life, can’t give them up.
Not afraid to nitpick
mouse gester?
sorry, i’m kind of a browser retard, what are these mouse gestures you speak of?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You can right click, make a mouse gesture and open a new tab or close everything or do all kinds of stuff
Not afraid to nitpick
Like in that
Minority Report movie?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
ah, okay.
i see what you mean now. not sure i like the lack of that in chrome, either.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOGLE IS WATCHING YOU PEE
yeah i said it.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I laughed
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
is Google impressed?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that third base ball guy can't field anything
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
AVENGE BOOG
I mean you gotta be kidding me
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
boog :(
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog :(
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i dare not ponder
what inspires a parent to name a child “mysterious”.
though i concur, helluva baseball name. or supervillan name. whatever.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
terrible name for a pitcher
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Moonlight Graham
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
And he played for the Brooklyn Tip-Tops.
They knew how to name things in those days.
by notmorganfreeman on Aug 17, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I like "Superbas"
Thought it was a cutoff Superbass, which would make for a fun logo contest.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
I always read it as Superbras.
Which would also make for a fun logo contest.
by notmorganfreeman on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a great one,
and I’m also partial to The Only Nolan, but Cannonball Titcomb will always occupy a special place in my heart.
It's Albert Time
But he won’t get a good pitch again
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
Yoda used the force
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Old Man Strength, he had.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Aug 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
By being awesome
The dude was/is a goof…but he was a hell of a baseball player.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Zen master
all of his quips are classic
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Has the same birthday as me
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
0-0 in the top of the 6th in San Diego vs. Cubs
Combined 4 hits between them
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
I'd like to see
replays in black and white or with those hazy dream edges to indicate that I’m not looking up and seeing something live.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
you've gotta be kidding me
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
but ball 2 was
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
this ump is nuts
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
ELIMINATE HIM
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
And by him, do you mean the ump?
because I wouldn’t mind seeing that
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
SUBJECT LINE FAIL
come on, people!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
adblock plus fail
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Not everyone is using Firefox.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
then in that case
browser fail
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I always use Firefox.
But not in game threads. What we really have is a courtesy fail.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
probably
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't we just have
this conversation?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
probably
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm good
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone
is missing on the subject line
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
All you gotta do in the subject line is this:
…
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Im with ya
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Sorry.
I meant it as a general you, not a specific you.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I barely ever post pics
so it doesnt really matter anyways
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
you'll reduce your carbon emissions by 100 pounds a year
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't use a car and i don't watch tv
i reduce a lot
by BirdsonFire on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW ARE WE LOSING TO THIS GUY
and don’t get your ass thrown out, albert!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
what the !#_$@_#*$
umpire is giving them the game.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I would enjoy the Dodgers D a lot more if this guy weren't on the take
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The Meaning of Life
Somewhere between Carpenter’s low-90’s sinker of death and this dude’s knuckly shit, the Meaning of Life exists. Book it.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
42
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that's somewhere in between the speed of their pitches
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to rec this...
…but really I’m rec’ing your sig. That exchange is freaking hilarious.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom's second best line evar!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What was his best?
Forgive my forgetfulness.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I will have to go look for it
but it had something to do with a sabermetric penis
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm intrigued
Happy hunting.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
just a simple
“i refuse to read through all the “i have a bigger sabermetric penis than you do posts”, so i don’t "
it certainly made me laugh
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent
Today I went and popped off to Soonerfan and made an asshole of myself, so I’m going to take that approach for the time being. Funny quote, good advice too. Well done. Rec for effort.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
it is an easy thing to do
sometimes you just have to learn to keep your fingers quiet.
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, Ump
But when Carp AND Pujols are pissed at the calls you’re making, you need to get your eyes checked.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 17, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
Lasik FTW
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
he seems blind, on the close up
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So frustrating
/captain obvious
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 17, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
i would like to see tony tossed tonight
just sayin’.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
If there's a way that an ump could be tossed
I’d like to see that guy go.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Vin just said all the numbers were in the Cards favor going into the game
Yeah, except wins and Umpire salaries
Hey umpiring is hard.
One doesn’t always hit the region that makes you call a strike. Just saying.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
One thing the Dodgers have that we don't
is a steroid user.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We have a few former PED users.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
easy, tiger
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
he didn't say anything to Albert Pujols because he couldn't SEE HIM.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Is it just me
or does there appear to be two different strike zones — one for the Cards, and one for L.A.?
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
You might be right.
This has to be frustrating to be calling balls and strikes. But it’s still frustrating.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
here ya go
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm going with YES
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really... just looks shifted upwards...
I don’t see called balls between the “upper zone” and te LAD called strikes.
by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i wonder
which one is pujols 4th pitch
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
hard to tell maybe the one a foot over the line
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
hate to play semantics
but it’s much closer to 2 feet high
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how there's only a top half
to that strike zone as well.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Albert looks ready to eliminate
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm drinking some Irish Coffee
I’m wired and drunk at the same time. My heart hates me.
Not afraid to nitpick
So does your liver and kidneys
But they answer to you….
The tail does not wag the dog
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
Hey, they're just organs
You’ve got backups, right? No. Poop.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
How does that compare taste and effect wise to Jaegerbomb?
I’m old. I did a Jaegerbomb for the first time in like 4.5 years a few weeks ago, then another, and then another. They tasted good. The first time anyway. Same with the entirely too much other alcohol. You only turn 39 once, right?
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Jager bombs rock.
But they are what they are. A shot. Great way to get the night started, and keep it going when the party starts to fade. If you like redbull adding vodka just lets you get drunk at the same time and usually will keep your night going longer. With out the jager sitting in your chest for 5 minutes. Though I find jager bombs really depend on who makes them. A good one is 50 50 jager to red bull. I’ve moved on to different jager shots. If you like jager. It straight up served Ice cold is great. Dead Nazis rock and taste minty fresh. One of my personal favorites is monkey bombs Jager and a good root beer. Of course now that I graduated Jager has moved to the back shelf.
Wow that actually sounds really good
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If you can find "Ginger Beer"
(root beer made from ginger roots), it might be the best bourbon mixer in existence.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
GOB, I love this site
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Brew pub in Ames
Use to brew its own root beer. That was one of the best shots ever. Add in the Dollar Pint and lots of drunk Wednesday nights. Oh and just for JD if you ever make it to Ames go to old Main get the Dinky wheat with an orange. It might be my favorite unfiltered wheat
I can't say Ames, IA is on my list of places to visit
But if I ever find myself there, I’ll take your suggestion
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
do they have a belgian wheat?
I might have to drive up there this weekend if they do
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
another one to add to the list
thanks
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
No problem
And if your around the state they do sell bottled beer but its no where as good as what you get in Ames
Carp intends to make Manny look stupid
In his sheer fury.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
carp may want a bit more of a challenge
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
he can't bean the ump, though.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
interesting to see if strasborg and boras
look smart of stupid and greedy 3 years from now
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
i'm picking one smart, one dumb
I think Boras is trying to ruin Strasburg’s life. Honest opinion.
by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't they hear about the recession?
And the nationals?
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you mean Natinals
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
listen to the nozzles in the stands...
all excited for a routine fly ball
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
Holliday, Ludwick, and Dick.
I, for one, hate to see Dick in the lineup over Colby.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
Except for Jennie Finch
Mmmmmm
(won’t post picture to respect spants and any other ladies here tonight)
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not that I find it offensive.
It’s just that I come here to talk/read baseball and tell/read jokes. Once the lady photos start popping up, I get bored.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
there's always google
and I find the threads where there’s a lot of lady action are for the losing teams trying to get something started.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Slumpbusters?
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
is he... burning?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you honestly want Dick to K every at bat?
Because chances are that’ll happen. If not, he’ll find a way to make an out.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes me very, very happy when Manny makes an out.
by peach concrete on Aug 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
surprised it's so loud at the stadium
i figured half those people would be on the freeway by now
you would hear them from the 3 feet they'd have moved
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Done it once
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Holliday, you have been under EVERYTHING
Fuckin adjust already
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
OH IT'S ON NOW.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
though that would be like being tapped with a feather.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
charge the mound!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
EJECT THIS SOB
HE TRIED TO KILL LUDWICK WITH HIS HIGH HEAT! Maybe, put more accurately, high mild.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
c'mon ludwick
jack open a can of dongery
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
or that
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
takingonefortheteamwick
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
dick's going to hit a home run.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
FUCK.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
and you win
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
nice work, sir
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome call!
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
YOU
FSNMW BOOTH NOW.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you just call that?
You’re good. 6ly!
by cardsgirl95 on Aug 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I felt smart calling Albert's GS against the Cubs earlier this year
Yours is an excellent call
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Said that BEFORE the homer
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you for using his given name
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
His given name is probably Richard.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Very regal. At least until the last name.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Good word.
Don’t get to see/hear “regal” used that often outside of Buicks and movie theaters.
by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANK
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
shut up those of you who wanted the cheese
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Oh. My. God.
Did Ank just do what I think he did?
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
RICK F'IN ANKIEL!!!!!!!!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Fear the Dick!
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
wait, what?
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
FREE CORKY!!!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
the GOB have a sense of humor.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Disco Rick!
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
I don't believe
what I just saw
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
don't doubt the genius at work
heh, heh
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
i'm laughing so hard i'm crying
for 6
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
JACKADICK
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
DickJack
Or something like that…. don’t mess with Dick!
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
"I wouldn't have seen if I hadn't believed it!"
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Was that Ankiel?
Is he allowed to do that still?
Not that I’m complaining.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
PLATE APPROACH THAT
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
dick says
“your knuckleball can suck it”
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
does anybody else when Tony's stupid managerial moves get backhanded vindication?
it annoys me
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
hate it*
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a big 10-4
it’s like it justifies the rest of his crazy.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice adjustment, Ank.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
BHS (Blind Hog Syndrome)
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Kind of like
the ump gets a strike right every once in a while ? :-)
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
AZ is off exploding somewhere
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
throw it back chant
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Not you,
Dodgers fans for acting like Cub fans.
by cardsgirl95 on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
somewhere, corky is clapping
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
+1
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
....
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
FAIL
Knock on wood
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Knuckleballers are like leprechauns. Elusive until you catch them and then you realize it’s just some midget wearing a bunch of green.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
by azruavatar on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
it sounded like this....
WOOOO WOOOOO
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It's prolly just some crackhead
who gothold of some bad stuff!
by MichiganBird on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
hehe
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
watch behold and enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It's that WOO WOOOO
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
SUBJECT LINE SUCCESS!
THANK YOU!!!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Raiders!
Bubb Rubb makes me prouder to be a Raiders fan than the actual Raiders do.
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He's just a crackhead who got ahold of the wrong stuff
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
so very close!
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
1/2 Serious!!!!
Three, is a half-serious numbah. Three…ah never mind.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
There's a lot of numbers, it's true
but three is one that’s higher than two.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
dick's going to get a start tomorrow now.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
It looked like a softball pitch.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Knuckleballers aren't invincible
Just ask Steve Sparks.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
stupid larussa...
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Furcal was like...wait, you're not halfway here yet?
by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
it's funny because it's true
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Vroom Vroom patay statah
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
My dad just told me, "Now you know why Ankiel was playing CF."
And I almost said, “That’s like sticking your dick in a toaster and…”
But quickly realized he’d have no idea what I was talking about.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
Should've said it. Let the old man think on it.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I couldn't recall it all.
I just settled for, “You don’t know that Rasmus wouldn’t have hit two.”
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
"In the same at bat."
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
the jedi mind trick is a powerful thing
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he didn't quote Straussian philosophy to me...
this time.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That's my dad too
He’s 100 percent certain Ankiel is better than Rasmus, even though the offensive stats aren’t really that close. He also believes Rick is a better fielder b/c he makes diving catches. I told him that was b/c Colby was faster and could catch Dick-divers in stride…but he wasn’t having any of that. My dad is also 70 and gets mad when young children step on the yard…
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea, we used to argue about whether Morris or Marquis was a better top of the rotation guy.
Now of course I realize that the argument was much more about which one sucked more, and that we were both wrong/retarded.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Before the game he asked me if I knew what a Faberge egg was
following a Kozma-Porcello discussion.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Morris was great until the injury
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Yea, that's how I always felt.
But I made the mistake of always expecting him to regain form, and since this was after Marquis joined the team, those years of awesome don’t count.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i always thought Morris was a great #2
but didn’t have the attitude to be #1.
by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Matt Morris
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Larry King
anyone else notice LK sitting behind homeplate?
About 3 or 4 rows back, wearing a blue sweater.
You can really see him when they zoom in on right handed batters…
I'm convinced Larry King died in 1995
and they are just doing an elaborate and extended “Weekend At Bernies” with his body
by huja on Aug 17, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Weekend at Bernie's 2
Best movie ever or best movie possible?
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Notice how you never see him from the side?
Always head on.
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
I don't either.
And I don’t participate. Jingoism is bad enough. But forced jingoism in mass scale?
/shudders
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i always go to teh bathroom during 7th inning stretches
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost feel like a jerk for not standing
During God Bless America before the game.
Then I realize, no, I don’t want to stand, because that song is stupid.
Call me old-fashioned
But the only song I’m going hand on heart for is the National Anthem. God Bless America is not that.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i am old fashioned with ya then
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
the A-B tune used to be another one for me
tear
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i once answered a phone call during the national anthem
quickly said “i’m at a game”, kept the phone on, and then resumed my call 2 minutes later while they had to sit there and listen to my phone. i felt American that day.
by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
America the Beautiful should be our national anthem
God Bless the U.S.A. should be euthanized
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Other than not being attracted to him,
I’d have far fewer problems if I was.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
ditto
and a few new problems. for one, i’d be married to a dude. not that there’s anything wrong with that. but it’d be a 180 from the norm.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
would it be gdm?
don’t ya have to have the norm to do a 180 from it?
/being an asshole
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
Being single isn’t the same as being asexual. Though, my dad tried to make that argument against his sister being a lesbian.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i'd just let that one go kid
and i hate being single. i really do.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
me too
about 70% of the time.
the rest, i hang out on VEB,
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I kinda like being single
but that might have something to do with being a cheap SOB
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
when I was actively dating
we’d IM each other in the same room. I daresay VEB would be a plus.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I've fucked up more relationships than you've had, man
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
probably true
how have you done that?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
what new tradition?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. I'm confused.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
God Bless America.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
well FWIW
Carpenter hates it too. He’s going to kill someone.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i was watching at the gym and it seems like carp looks like he is laboring out there
he looks like he is just gutting through each start… has anybody else noticed this? or am I just looking for negative vibes? (im sure that has been discussed to death but i had to ask)
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
i think
he’s laboring to keep from choking an ump
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
+1
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Something Welly
has never been able to accomplish
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
not the heat
it’s chilly chill in SoCal
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I will say I haven't seen much of his best FB
Lots of 88 and 89 and curves.
Not much else.
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
He seems fine to me. The 88 is his slider/cutter.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Yes, but where's the 95er?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
He's touched 95 in a few ABs, the most recent Kemp one is the last I saw.
And he was sitting at 94 last inning, up from a few innings before.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
cows the size of Schnauzers but they're cattle
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
tiny, bold schnauzers at that
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
im gonna look for the guitar music for that song
that would be a fun one to break out at a party
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
At the game
Called dick’s hr on the pitch before. Glad to see someone besides Albert can hit this sh*t pitcher
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
You had your shot.
I’ll make a one for you.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
it's alright
i’d probably jinx the holy crap out of him. it’s probably for the best i don’t have it
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I could make a Wellemeyer one.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
How worthless is Al...
The high speed camera shows the knuckleball to Ank spinning like a rifle bullet rather than floating, which will tend to stabilize it rather than cause it to move unpredictably, and Al has nothing to say about what the picture is saying.
In his hands, high speed cameras are merely a gimmick and a toy, not a tool.
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
Al is utterly impervious to those stupid little things called facts.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Could he do some research before a game, maybe?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
he was busy visiting Scott Speizio
with his texting friend Jim Edmonds.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't blame him for not
because he’d be playing for the Nationals.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Then we'll see a repeat
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be wild
if they draft him again.
But, will be able to reenter the draft next year?
by Scarecrow7775 on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
He can refuse to be drafted by them
Right?
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
it ain't gonna be the yanks, no matter
maybe he’d rather be a pirate
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
He'd end up a Cub that way.
Not sure how that works for him.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
hahahahahhahahaha
Scot Boras laughs at your 15 million dollars
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Boras has other deals on the table right now for more money
I don’t know where, but Strasburg needs to know he’s just kind of a tool right now. Take the cash.
by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I leave for BK for 10 minutes
and I’ve gotta dodge hail from the sky as hell freezes over.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
you're going to burger king in the rain during the cardinals game?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It isn't raining
and I had the XM going.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ah, okay
legit then. i could really use some BK right now. REALLY
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
NO CARBS NO CARBS NO CARBS
NO FOOD BEFORE BEDTIME!!! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
you're still young, you can easily burn them off
stop being a pansy
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
no no no
you don’t get it. i have no metabolism. at all.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
How does Casey Blake have time to play baseball
and model for the “Just for Men” box??
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
10 minutes to deadline, right?
anything goin’ on?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I might be sick
Vin just mentioned Dick in the same catagory as Babe Ruth
only two players to hit a HR as a pitcher and a position player
nah
only players to hit their first home run as a pitcher and then hit one as a position player
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
is the strike zone shaped like an amoeba?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
depends
what way is the amoeba moving?
by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ump's got a selective K zone
Must be a diehard Dodger fan
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
What is Carp's pitch count tonight?
Can he go 8 if he gets this next batter?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
96 thru 7
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
he's going 8. and if it's a seven pitch inning, he's going 9.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
he's fueled by rage.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant what is his pitch limit
when I asked about count.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
OT: my netfix recommended list confuses me:
Because you enjoyed:
Futurama: Vol. 2
Battlestar Galactica: Season 1
The Venture Bros.: Season 1
We think you’ll enjoy:
Cosmos: The Complete Collection
One of these things is not like the other…
Albert Pujols is ridiculous.
Cosmos is related to your Battlestar Galactica
like Porn is related to a Sex documentary?
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
War porn?
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
and that was a stare down
from carp to you mr. kemp
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
Carp's smiling.
someone’s gonna be eliminated
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and, done.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
man that curve ball is workin' tonight.
looks like this game could be over before 11:30. yesssss
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
12:30 eastern
but what do I care, I’ve got another 2-3 weeks of summer vacation left
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
gah, i hate you
i don’t start until next thursday, but i’m up at 7:30 everyday for work.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Bout to be senior in HS
Thank you, Michigan laws, for allowing us to start after Labor Day. Until about 4 years ago, we started in late August.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
:)
Hey, I won’t be for much longer. Gotta like it while I still can.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
THERE IS SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN ME ON THIS BOARD!!!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Born in January 92
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Diehard Cards fan
since Day 1
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
someone i work with is 38 years old
i made her feel REEEEEAL old when i told her i was born in the ’90s. it was fun.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
i will be checking my language better now, fucker
Luis Alicea was the 2nd baseman that year, in a platoon with Geronamo Pena. Never forget the STL problems with 2nd base since Tommy Herr.
by Expatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry about it
I’m mature beyond my years. I don’t care – swear up a storm.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
mature beyond your years?
i SURE hope you heard the word ‘fucker’ before you were 17.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
There's a funny story about that...
but I won’t get into it.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Especially when he's locked in and healthy
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
+1M
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Aug 17, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly.
when i’m in my 70’s i’m probably not going to remember who the hell wallace is, only that i got to see carp pitching in meaningful games down the stretch.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to punch...
the most interesting man in the world.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
I'll hit you back.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice...
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i used to feel the same way
then they talked about people hanging on his every word… even the prepositions and i couldn’t hate on those commercials any longer
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
why? because people hang on his every word...
even the prepositions.
by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
echo.... .echo....
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Stay thirsty, my... (sound of punch)
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i want to punch people who think it's funny to do the "stay thursty my friends" about you know who
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
don't look straight into his eyes!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
damn, I like Kuo....
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
4 elbow surguries
how is this guy still pitching?
by Scarecrow7775 on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
that's why I like him
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair,
once you have your arm amputated and replaced, the count should start over.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Can Joe Thurtson replace Lugo at 2B
in the bottom half of this inning?
I don’t think we yet fully realize just how terrible Lugo is with the glove.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
atg
the second ball to pujols was well within the k zone. so maybe ball 4 was a makeup pitch
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
AVENGE, BOOG
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
four elbow surgeries...
time to learn a trade Hong Chee.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
what a bunch of idiots.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't cry for me, Boogentina
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
man, someone's got to avenge Boog.
Boog :(
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
thanks for that.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
they were saying
boo-g
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
for 6?
I can’t distinguish crowd noise very well…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Best thing about being a history teacher/nerd
…is that you find literally hilarious quotes. A fellow named Elijah Hunt Rhodes wrote in a letter after the Battle of Gettysburg that he “wanted to find a very small man, and lick him.” Lick, of course meaning kick his ass not tongue it.
Anyway, having Carpenter on the Cardinals gives me a similar feeling.
/tangent ended
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
i, too, used to teach history
My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!
don't we have a picture for that...?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahaha.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
or matt stairs getting his ass pounded by his teammates?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
In 200 years,
Brad Thompson sure is going to look foolish!
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
12:01
And nothin’ about Strasburg.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
may take awhile before everything is announced
we’ll know in the next 30 min or so for sure
My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!
You aren't getting anymore runs, Carp
so don’t give up any either!
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Past midnight
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
A's signed grant green
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
rox sign tyler matzek
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
the curve is positively Wainwrightish
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Strasburg has touched 102
He doesn’t cruise at 102.
Idiots.
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
beokbeokbeokbeokbeokbeokbeokbeokbeokbeokbeok
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
@#)$*(@#$)(* don't hurt yourself Albert
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yes, Steve
we would like Albert to not ever make a play on foul pops because of injury fears.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
+1
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
carp is past 100 right?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
JP is the last guy i want on base up one
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 18, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
We have Yadi, ya know.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
because we don't have a RH reliever
TLR trusts
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Except for that shit-ass closer of ours
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
100
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 18, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe you're right
Mom’s name or maiden name, I think.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
don't be hurt... don't be hurt...
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wow this is fun to watch
this situation is exactly what i try to explain to baseball non believers, and this is awesome. Carp + Yadi + Albert vs. Pierre
it's been gone for a while
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't get to watch every game
Gameday doesn’t tell me anything about upper lip hair
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
STRASBURG SIGNED!
15.67 million dollars. thank god.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
our long nationals nightmare is over
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
seee? that's why you don't take the 12 million!
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 18, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
so its 15ish mil per year for 4 years? or 15 mil signing bonus?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
15 mill over 4 years, as I understand it.
but I think the Nats still have rights for 6, no? Not sure.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Furcal is the king of the 'mistake hit'
like, he gets a hit by mistake.
So watch out for it.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
jeez... do we not trust our bullpen at all?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
rhetorical question?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Would you?
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
well franklin sucks and i wouldn't trust him to handle any situation
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Worst closer in the MLB by far. In no way did he deserve to be an All Star.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised TLR hasn't gone to the pen yet
Had we had the 13 man pen, he’d have put several guys in by the 6th.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Carp's rage must be appeased
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
that hole between boog and dero is too big...
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
lol
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Vin talkin Boog
sayin he’s birddogging pierre, shouldn’t that be Boog-dogging?
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 18, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
not sure
i don’t speak “coot”.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Bird dogging has a completely different meaning
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ahaha
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
m's sign dustin ackley
strasburg is close to signing for 15mm
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Carp Love!
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.
by thepainguy on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 14 recs
solid effort, Chris
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
BTW I just made you serious
Enjoy
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
HA!
awesome.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
is that legal?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
well played
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
it works on so many levels
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that a bass?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
4yrs/15.67mm
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 18, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
that's 1.5 years of Adam Dunn
I’d take it.
by Expatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
And way less hatred.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
That is some damn solid work for their GM to get him that cheap
And hilarious to see Boras’ bluster get him a contract worth 1/4 what he was running his mouth about.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 18, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
This guy better be good.
That’s a boatload of money to give a kid that hasn’t done anything yet. Good luck to him.
Rocky Mountain high on Gameday
My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!
Selective K zone FTL
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
1 more pitch
and we can nail this win down for you, Carp.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
111 pitches worth of badass.
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 18, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
fuck yeah
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you sit down now.
Carp is through with you!
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 18, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
haha
Agreed.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
You just got K'd by Chris Carpenter
Still got ourselves a ballgame. Insurance, please!
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
i love that man... and to be honest i don't care if anybody knows...
he’s a damn demon possesed beast!!!
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
holy crap, man, I feel like what Carpenter just yelled
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you dead, dawg
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
There's your Cy Young winner
take that, Lincecum
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Carp > Lincecum
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Lincecum can have the Cy
Carp wants another ring.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
OH MY.
Put the kids to bed Chris Carpenter is PUMPED.
I hope he knows we need 1 more inning out of him
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
especially with the suckage at closer
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
96
on the last pitch of the eighth inning. Unbelievable — ‘cept it’s Carpenter.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Carpenter>>>>Leonidas>>>> Howard Dean
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
thanks for the free out, joe
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
And here I thought I understood
eligibility rules.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Good question. Is both an acceptable answer?
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not picky if he's healthy.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Chris Carpenter could sex up my wife
She agrees. So no, I’m not a perv.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Mine has nightly debates
on which she likes more, Carp or Wainwright.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
the chicks like the tall ones
i would know.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Mine has always been a Carpenter guy
Unfortunate. I am so inadequate.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Carp if he's not a talker.
Waino if he is.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
This is why there are 7 nights in the week.
No need to choose.
by peach concrete on Aug 18, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
short rest??
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
so long as you don't mention tubes of semen
i guess it’s ok.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
what is it with the creeps tonight?
TMI…..
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
This has been a facinating thread
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
If he wanted to, he would
there’s no stopping him tonight
Cards, Colts, and Pacers - Baseball, football, and basketball or gambling, guns, and old cars?
I'd get luggaged if I resisted anyway.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
thank you for reminding me i don't always hate it that i'm single
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
that is precious
Every single starter making fun of Carpenter’s show of emotion.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Carp is out???
Fuck? Who do we have that can close out this game?
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
Tony's genius thinking.
Gotta love hate it.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
that sucktastic loser Franklin...
God help us!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Carp looks stoned on the bench right now
or he’s shocked at how awesome he is
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
fuck, man
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it's NAPu
but it’s Holliday
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
1-0 Cubs in the top of the 8th
Dont be hurt Holliday, ouch, right on the toe
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
does strasburg start
against the cards at the end of the month?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
yup
4yrs/15.67mm
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
i don't see
how a 22 year old turns down 15 million dollars and waits a year
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 18, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
It would be nice
to give him a big ol’ “Welcome to the Bigs, motherfucker.”
Albert did that to Haeger
so I’d say mission accomplished.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
we play the nationals again?
i thought that we were done with them… oh wait… at home right?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope so
I have tickets!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury. no injury.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
Matt says fuck you
toe, what toe
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That's a tough boy.
Take one on the toe and then leg it out..
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
ML Debut?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Tony JUST saw that giving up an out
to move the runner over with a good hitter didn’t work…let’s see if he tries it anyways.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
That sounds like a hidden camera commercial
“Do you realize you’re actually drinking decaf?”
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
a-men...
we are in first by 5 games in spite of his crapiness
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
toe-riffic!
sorry.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
This is the same Matt Holliday
who headbutted the earth to clinch the playoff berth for the Rockies a couple years ago.
I think he’ll be okay.
If David Wells can pitch a perfect game drunk (or so he said),
Matt can play with a hurt toe.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Good question
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Thought he was just hungover.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Aug 18, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I was there
headbutted the earth
is right
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 18, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
steel toed
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
can they add a jetpack for Yadi?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
pesos?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Man oh man
do we need Luddy to get it rollin again.
Hasn’t hit well since being dropped in the lineup for Holliday.
Milt Thompson FTW!
Not exactly an easy matchup
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
agreed
completely different lineup when he’s hot
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
he's streaky
Luddy’ll have another two-week hot streak soon
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I've always had this idea of 'plated' spikes
that would allow them to still move their toes but would provide a hard shell over the top part of the foot.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
Stopswingingatshitinthedirtwick
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
yeah
dick and cheese have been mutually exclusive for so long, it’s nice to see them together
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 18, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
K?
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
lud
will not be player of the month for august
just a suspision
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Tomorrow night
we need John Smoltz to walk out to the mound for the Dodgers with a Dodgers jersey on, take his hat off for the fans, hit Orlando Cabrera with a steel chair and rip it off to show an ‘BEWARE OF THE STACHE!’ shirt.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you know HL
we really do
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
ok can somebody explain to me the whole "4 games in hand" garbage that the cub fans keep talking about?
if they win the 4 games, don’t they only gain 2 games in the standings?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
Are they still talking about it?
They have to win 7 more games than us the rest of the season.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I said this last night.
they are on crack. If anybody has 4 games in hand, at’s the Cards, because they have already won them.
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
schadenfreude
i can’t help it
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
It's like as girls who are desperate to get married begin to age,
they start listing the good qualities of their boyfriends with “not violent”.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
I eat because I'm unhappy...
and I’m unhappy because I eat.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I summarized my feelings best
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
True...
Never thought he’d hit another homer.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Vin on Dick
first Babe Ruth, now Dizzy Dean
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
productive K?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
wow, that was a special kind of fail
ahahahaha
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
isn't martin a GGer?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
rickkkkkkkkk-dickkkkkkkk
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Scully just gave us the answer to the earlier trivia question
Furcal with the RotY and Dick the runner up
corky lucked out
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
time for SUCK
get it over by 11:30 buddy!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 18, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
Poo
Too bad Franklin is terrible at everything.
"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister
by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 18, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
Well, now we've got to deal with our terrible closer
or Carp, to be honest I’ve payed 0 attention to the pitch count.
It's ok
but I’m a little worried, because we’re gonna put the worst-flippin’-closer-in-the-world on the mound for the bottom of the 9th.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
OH MY GOD
Some PLEASE tell me that Franklin isn’t going to actually try to close out this game. This has to be a joke right?
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
6ly...it isn't a joke
grab a franklin, it’ll be alright
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
According to Leach via Twitter
Miller in vs. Ethier
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
thank god
keep captain sucktacular away from the bump for at least another batter
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
have you ever been number curious?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
6 = serious #
ergo, 6 is short hand for “serious”
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[weeps]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
jeez, no shit
and everyone just gives it away
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 18, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Like that kid who came in and was pissed because we said Franklin sucks
Havent seen him back
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
it's all in good fun
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
who's up in the bottom 9?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I bet Franklin would be a sad panda if he ever read our game threads
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
it's a sign of respect, Franklin!!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I bet Franklin would throw back a franklin and laugh his ass off
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
then stroke the beard.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
that sounds dirty, but I like it anyway
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 18, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
with all that sucking, do you expect anything else?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
He would laugh his ass off.
JMO
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
Franklin sucks!!!!!!!!!!!
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
miller huh
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
tony IS a genius
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Welly scratched again?
Checking right now. Not sure.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
The Colonel is on the DL
The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB
hey, where's Gob?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
It ain't easy being whiiiiiite
It ain’t easy being browwwwwwn
So much pressure to be briiiiight
I got childrens all over towwww howwn
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 18, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
the FIIIIINAL COUNTDOWN
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 18, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
Da nuh nuh nuh... duh nuh nuh nuh nuh....
but for the record, I hate that song.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 18, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
be careful Miller
this dude has late inning magic in his bat
6ly, be freaking careful
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
WTF Tony
Screwing with our drinking habits.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
bam
paycheck.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
This is why
My son is learning to throw left handed. Only better job, was to be Brett Favre back up quarter back
Tony knows that Manny kills Franklin, right?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 18, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
is this in the typical "franklin sucks mold"?
or is this serious baseball talk?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 18, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
.357/.412/.857/1.269
Franklin sucks against ManRam
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
hot damn
tony you crazy magnificent bastard
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 18, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, GOBs no.
Franklin? Why don’t we just give the game away? This guy stinks.
Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.
franklin in
i’m gonna need a kaheel
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Must be some kind of double-dog dare.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
I love LA's Hal McRae approach tonight
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
FTMFW!!
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
FUCK
"I'll be glad to have Ryan [Braun] help if he wants to. I'll give him a badge and he can be my deputy." - Doug Melvin
Winner!
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Aug 18, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Fuck, that was horrifying.
But…WWIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
Nice catch Dominic Ramonos!
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Now it's up to Greg to preserve the Cubs loss-column hopes.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Gosh....
I’ll do my best.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
We won!!
WOOOO WOOOOO
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
I'm in an airport in Lima, Peru, and I'm sitting across
From a family wearing Cubs stuff.
You can’t get away from these guys!
by purple_haze on Aug 18, 2009 12:34 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm in an airport in Lima, Peru, and I'm sitting across
From a family wearing Cubs stuff.
You can’t get away from these guys!
by purple_haze on Aug 18, 2009 12:34 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
ouch
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 18, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
i love the smell of suckiness in the evening.
Smells like . . . Victory.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Aug 18, 2009 12:37 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
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