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Game 120 Open Thread: Cardinals at Dodgers

St. Louis Cardinals at Los Angeles Dodgers, Aug 17, 2009 10:10 PM EDT


Carpenter Haeger
12-3, 2.27 0-0, 0.00

Fluttery-fluttering
knuckleballs dancing like
changeups of changeups just
scare me to death;

soft tossers scare me, it's
teleological—
made to K Redbirds, it's
What they do best.

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Round draft pick Shelby Miller is signed! Yes!

hahaha, sorry.

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

would be a rec

if it were on the front page

/sadness

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

those were the days!

yeah

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

fo sho!

just when you think you have it figured out, you find out wrestling is fake.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's not...

Wait…whimper….seriously? What, are you gonna tell me Santa’s not real, also?

by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is real

He throws his helmet a lot, though.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby just said DeRosa's awesome

“Clubhouse character.”

That was a lot of reaction from the Cheese. Maybe DeRo has introduced the tickle-fights.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

In 2014...

we’re gonna have Colby and Shelby up the middle.

At least somebody named Bob Stock will join them to keep everything on the level.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Pre-game trivia!

Two part question:

Part 1: The LA Dodgers had 5 straight rookies of the year from 92-96. Who were the five?

Part 2: Who won the years before and after the Dodgers’ run?

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Without looking it up...

I’ll say Hollandwerth, Piazza, Irabo, Perez, and…. Can’t think of the other guy. Definitely can’t do before and after.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some dillweed is gonna...

cut and paste from BR… That always happened the first comment when lboros do these things.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 straight

92-96
karros
piazza
Mondesi
nomo
hollandsworth

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

are there prizes?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Pride, man. Pride.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

never would have gotten mondesi

i was trying to think of karros’ name though

by BirdsonFire on Aug 17, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn't as good as he played in his rookie year

Piazza was better than he played in his rookie year

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's because everyone here

tries to forget him and his horrible commentating ways.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollandworth really went nowhere

after that first year.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No the Cubs had the dualing rookie outfielders...

in ’89 – Walton and Dwight Smith. That was the year they torched us in September for the division title.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henry?

wait, he was a pitcher.

sorry

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

joke fail

Henry from the movie “rookie of the year”. he was even a cub

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but it takes a lot

to override how much Phillips sucks.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

winner

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna wake the neighbors laughing

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.My.Gob

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more people

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

==
spants

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

(high-fives)

So this is what it’s like over here.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good place to be

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the really effed up thing is...

from 97 to 02 they won 88, 83, 77, 86, and 86 games.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep...

was hyped as the Dynasty of the future…..Also had a guy named Ramon Martinez, and his younger brother….a guy named Pedro

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't '91

Pat Listach or something?

no idea on 97

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Aug 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

I’ve been around this site for a couple of year now. I don’t really comment a lot and lately haven’t at all. Just got married and started a real job. But I read the blog most days and the comments about once a week. I just wanted to thanks everyone for the thoughtful and interesting comments that they post and keep me entertained and informed just about everyday. This truely is one of the greatest communities on the internet. Keep up all the good work. This goes doubly for the Main posters. And Go Cards!

by cyko42 on Aug 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Pre-game activity

Need your help, VEB. Someone on another forum asked people to post their “all-2000s team” for their favorite club. I’m trying to do the Cardinals. The rules: it’s not he BEST player at that position, it’s the player with the most time logged at that position. Also, no moving people around — no putting a LF in RF or vice versa. Just most innings played by a player at a position from 2000-2009. Here’s what I have now.

2000-2009 Cardinals Team

C – Yadier Molina (barely, over Matheny)
1B – Albert Pujols
2B – Fernando Vina
3B – Scott Rolen
SS – Edgar Renteria
LF – Ray Lankford? (not sure about this one)
CF – Jim Edmonds
RF – J.D. Drew? (not sure about this one)

SP – Matt Morris
SP –
SP –
SP –
SP –
CL – Jason Isringhausen

I checked Molina, he beats out Matheny by a measly 200 or so innings at C. The rest I haven’t double-checked yet. I’m busy tabulating innings pitched by starters.

by mojowo11 on Aug 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

lankford wasn't the 2000's

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by hoofhearted-pujols on Aug 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes he was

2000 – 472 PA
2001 – 314 PA
2004 – 235 PA

But I have no idea if that makes him our top LF from 00-09.

by mojowo11 on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he played in the 2000's

he just wouldn’t be on that team. He is all 90’s team for sure

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by hoofhearted-pujols on Aug 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

by innings

he might be. lots of turnover; I think he just barely beats duncan out.

by DanUpBaby on Aug 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering if a mention of Lankford would bring your out of the woodwork

I’ll do the math and I’ll make sure to let you know if Lankford is, indeed, the 2000-2009 Cardinal left fielder.

by mojowo11 on Aug 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that...

the site auto e-mails him with any mention of the word Lankford.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

as well as carp

he won a cy young

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by hoofhearted-pujols on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Carp is in the rototation

even with two years wiped out to injury

by huja on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe DK?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It could be close

but that still might be more than most guys.

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WW and Carp gotta be there

by BirdsonFire on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like

you can find it here

Edmonds CF
Pujols 1B
Renteria SS
Rolen 3B
Matheny C
Vina 2B
Drew RF
Taguchi/Lankford/Ludwick? LF

Morris
Carpenter
Marquis
Woody
Suppan
Izzy

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also...

look here

Sort by Games started (if it doesn’t for you)

Take out Marquis and just salivate at that rotation with those #s.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a sec

That’s not necessarily right, since it’s only through 2008. For example, I calculated manually and had Molina with more innings at C than Matheny. Must investigate. But still helpful, thanks.

by mojowo11 on Aug 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

it didn’t like adding ’09 to it. Start with that from ’08 and confirm anything close. I am not that man. :(

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's been some serious...

turnover on this team, except for first and the closer.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

for a lineup, I do...

(if all completely healthy)
Vina
Rolen
Pujols
Edmonds
Ludwick
Rolen
Drew
Renteria
Molina (if he passed Matheny this year)
P

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

rolen bats twice?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

d'oh

moved him from 5 to 2 and didn’t delete.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was wondering

you also have 10 guys in the lineup

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 more outs go new york

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse has "a problem with the muscle in his forearm"

Won’t affect starts…..

How the heck was he injured, again?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

guessing that pitcher isn't suspended...

we need some justice.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE LOHSE

maybe?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

AVENGE LOHSE!!! :(

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"problem with muscle forearm"

is that code word for regressing to the mean?

or sucks donkey butt?

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one should have this injury

it is so easy to work on your forearm muscles

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn straight, just ask fang

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

(LLWS)

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That game was a collection of future guidos

Staten Island vs. anywhere in New Jersey

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Cards highlights has a Boog section

nice

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Bout damn time

now get off my lawn, seasoned veterans!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the lineup for tonight’s game

by Glowsticks on Aug 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't see a lineup

unless edmonds et al are back on the team

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineups

Skip – 2b
Boog – SS
Pujols – 1b
Holliday – LF
Ludwick – RF
Ank – CF
DeRo – 3b
Yadi – C
Carp – P

by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And LA

Furcal – SS
Hudson – 2b
Ethier – RF
Manny – LF
Blake – 3b
Kemp – CF
Loney – 1b
Ausmus – C
Haeger – P

by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no cheese?

dangit moocow! you didnt make it to the barn today, did you?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

schu
boog
apu
holliday
luddy
ank
derosa
molina
carp

by BirdsonFire on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I get Scully tonight on MLB Extra Innings! Awesome! I may actually stay up and watch the whole thing tonight.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

keep us posted... for us poor souls stuck on the wwl

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

update

Scully is good, whoever you have sucks.

Cards win (knock on wood)

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he does sound worried about this series, though.

says Dodgers haven’t played great at home lately and says that the Cards might be too hot to be stopped.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

that gem should very well have fallen from Dan’s gaping maw…

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Steve Phillips.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,

at least when you listen to Shannon on the radio, he’ll sound like a Rhodes Scholar after listening to Philips

by huja on Aug 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

any other mlb.tvers

not getting any sound

all i’m getting to some high pitched feedback or something

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not even letting me load the game.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've got it

and it’s ahead of my cable – which is cutting out every 5 seconds.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I finally got it to load.

And it’s coming in strong. Finally.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it took a while for me

but it’s perfect. the cable thing was driving me crazy.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

slightly OT: has anyone noticed

that Molina has 7 STEALS for the year?!?!

the slowest man on the planet!

Milt Thompson FTW!

by gossard56 on Aug 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what he wants you to think.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He crab-walks to second base

Just to emphasize how embarrassing it is that he’s getting a stolen base.

by mojowo11 on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on, mlb.tv

give me sound

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

ahaha the Chris Carpenter package

Includes him jawing at the ump.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

OT:

The Royals are actually winning against Buehrle.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

he's been kinda bad

since the perfect game

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...but the Royals

could have brought double perfection from him for the season.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no raz?

so colby ends the game with a walk-off and gets no starting lineup love…c’mon tony!!!

by tpawade on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

still better choice than ank....

please ankiel prove me wrong tonight!!! would love to get your game on track to add to the magic that is the cardiac kids…..

by tpawade on Aug 17, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony being Tony

Doesn’t want the rookie facing the knuckleballer?

by Evilfrog on Aug 17, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

knuckler....

good call….i could maybe hit a knuckler with an avg of 65….that’s my type of speed….lol

by tpawade on Aug 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly

this is the first time in a month or so that both cable and internet are working at home. i missed these games. i haven’t had any fun in the Lugo era in STL

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Baaahahaha

LaRue was jammin’ to whatever’s on the PA.

by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

so is DeRo

It’s U2.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the letter U

and the numeral 2

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was unaware that the pitcher was the closest to the plate.......

maybe in T-Ball

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Who passed

Albert for the RBI lead? (too lazy to look up.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

he's 5'7, 280 pounds...

and he doesn’t talk to his father who used to play for the tiggers.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude I would be pissed too

If my dad gambled away my signing bonus

by cyko42 on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

prince

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

I don’t consider myself skinny, but he makes me look like an anorexic.

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

I have to watch it on FSN. I’m sick of Al.

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog

by Gregatron on Aug 17, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call

Going with the atdhe link tonight so i don’t have to deal with getting really aggravated at the TV.

by dugmartsch on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, on espn

how often do we hear the name Strasburg? should we make a beverage game of this?

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

what if the beverage is water

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

water intoxication is a terrible thing

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is death by H20

oh yes, it’s a thing

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate dihydrogen monoxide

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn russians

they want to pollute my inner juices through the water supply

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

my buddy played the 'Beckham' Game

for His first game in the United States. Every time they said his name or he touched the ball took a drink. He threw up and then we went to the bar. And he blew 100 bucks on shots. One of the greatest nights of my life.

by cyko42 on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone was right earlier

about Ausmus catching the knuckleballer.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

50/50 shot

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see much knuckling yet

so far it has just looked like a breaking ball

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

dunno

but he’s been laughing at Colby (errr…Cody Remus) Rasmus ever since.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

am i the only one that mlb.tv is not working for?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

guess so, thanks guys

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went with the

ATDHE.net link. it was giving me a weird waiting to process request thing.

by dugmartsch on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool didn't know that was up

for the others:

http://www.atdhe.net/7345/watch-cardinals-vs-dodgers

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I keep reloading, being told my request will take 50 seconds to process, and then getting an error message.

by notmorganfreeman on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw, unlucky

Boog got good wood.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

83 MPH heater!

The depressing thing is that I can literally throw a harder fastball than that.

Damnit, I should learn a knuckleball.

by mojowo11 on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG

do yo’ chain hag lo’

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

*hang

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

listen to the class!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

where the fuck is Colby?

can’t let those rooks get a big head uh Tony?

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Honestly, it's hard for me to keep getting upset about this.

I just kind of expect it now.

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby's swing is getting better

So he sacrificed Ank to the knuckleballer

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by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this theory.

Let’s bring Duncan back to sit Luddy tonight too.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Thurston

(L.O.L.)

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by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no lol

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hoo boy

Here comes the shutout

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like these late starts, allows me to be on here right at game time!

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOSH!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

or should I say

PRINCIPAL TAMZARIAN?!?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear the WestCoast

is great for BirdWatching.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

that’s come up a lot today.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

I wasnt around much for the daily thread

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was mentioned a few times early in the main thread today, i believe

and lboros made an appearance. the main thread today (including the comment) was a nice read today.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know dog, it really is

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh well

This is going to be one of those guys who we rock the second time through the order

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Betcha a quarter (internet money of course)

that Albert squares him up next time for a rope into the LF corner.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

holy crap...

how delayed is espn360??

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this in so many ways

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

gretat so 360'd is the new chitown'd

I love it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards will figure out the knuckler by the end of the game

I’m betting on a beatdown.

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

oh dear.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

well goes the perfect game and no hitter

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, Vin is like 81 yrs. old

what’s Shannon’s excuse?

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by gocards62 on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up listening to Vin

I hate the dodgers but still like Scully

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a good start

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by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yaddeair Mololda at catcher

i luv Vin. i really do

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I know why Rick is starting

TLR wants to see how badly someone can flail at a knuckleball without making contact

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

See people

other managers bunt too…

Still don’t understand it.

by Evilfrog on Aug 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

the green frog?

don’t change it for that. this one is much better

and more evil

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

unless you're talking about down's syndrome

just stop it

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude is on fire

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Andre Ethier

is all the proof you need that Billy Beane is vastly overrated as a GM

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be the one to say it

Colby would have caught that one

:P

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

yes i believe so

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

duh

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which makes me the one to say

he would have done a backward flip first, had a public spat with Ozzie and THEN caught it.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.atdhe.net/7345/watch-cardinals-vs-dodgers

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday's D remains unscintillating.

Does he have a leg kick for that?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

that ball just got hit hard

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

and bounced back hard

but it was impossible to tale from Tv.

by Evilfrog on Aug 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless someone goes all staty on me here...

(I like stats as much as the next guy, even though I only truly understand about 2/3 of them on here)

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a tough stat for me to swallow as well...

walking manny just seems right here.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Aug 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh this is bs

Carp, you’re better than manny

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

the fuck is going on?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

oh fuck, where is the command

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

GUNWICK!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

CANNONWICK!!!!

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Gunwick!!!

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

GOTEMMMMM

but what happened with the run?!?!

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Counts, according to ESPN

I’d assume Furcal got to home before Ethier got to 3rd

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, they didn't show it.

It would have been sick if Ethier had been tagged before Furcal scored.

But impossible in retrospect. Furcal:Ethier::Road Runner:Wile E. Coyote

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speedwise.

I don’t know how many pranks Torre allows in that clubhouse.

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run counts

Crossed the plate before the tag out was made

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He scored

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD LUDWICK

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

OHMYGOBWICK?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

headsupplaywick

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you luddy

carp looks awful

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ARMWICK

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by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW!!!

Ludwick has a CANNON!!!

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

$99.99

but the run scored :.(

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Assistwick

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Gunwick

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the consensus is "Cannonwick."

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy

has been showing it off lately

Still wearing my Stubby Clapp jersey t-shirt

"You can imagine where it goes from there..." "he fixes the cable?"

by 2.2to2nd on Aug 17, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDWICK?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hope Carp gets it together

if not for an ill advised bunt and a great throw by Luddy, that inning could’ve been ugly. He’s not fooling anyone

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

CARDINALSCAREWICK

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that Carp was backing up DeRosa

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

But I don’t really like our chances against Haeger

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nahh

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut IT!!!!!!!!

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

tired. only 3 days rest

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by gocards62 on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

tired. only 3 days rest

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by gocards62 on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

LALALALALA

i can’t hear you

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

“knuckleballers have to sharpen their nails like a lady going on a date”

wat?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

...the fan?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lasorda

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

the one fouled straight back to the screen.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

legolegolegolegolegolegolego

BAM

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a few days ago Dan was talking about how smooth Holliday's swing was

Now it’s a violent swing.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

buzzed the tower

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a helicopter

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

was TC behind the controls?

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang-glider

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by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

does fsn

try to miss the first 2 pitches every inning?

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

we missed an entire AB last week

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

but don't you need like 200 pitches to do that?

lol

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang

you took my exaggeration way too far. (?)

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

a productive at-bat ftw

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday is almost zeroed in

And if he gets his timing he will send that ball a mile

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Or 172 feet

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure its been addressed here before

but does anybody else think that it seems a little too soon for #15 to be on a jersey?

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

let's just make this clear

I HAVE NO OTHER #15

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell yes

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever would have been a little too soon

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

that was my first reaction when i saw holliday bat for the first time. i mean, there’s no need to retire the number or anything, but they should have waited more than 2 years, he had some HUGE moment for those ‘04-’06 cards.

that being said, i still bought holliday’s jersey.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, nobody has worn #51 since, right?

on the other hand, what did Walker wear when he signed?

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one has worn 51 since

i don’t know what walker’s number was though.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

walker was 33, no?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even his contracts were in 33s.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

duh, yes

and no one to my knowledge has worn 33 since. but walker was only with the club for two years, so it doesn’t matter.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly, i forget Walker was in STL

and its only in seeing some of the numbers now that i realize he was a pretty good veteran pickup.

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

for some reason i was thinking Larry Walker wore #16. which again, not that it needs to be retired, but there were a lot of good years seeing #16 in the outfield. and i can’t accept somebody else doing that.

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope not

again, not that it needs to be official, but i just think it seems like its odd to the fanbase to do something like that, no matter how trivial it is.

retire #51!

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved Ray

but 15>16

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reggie Sanders wore 16. Same era.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

and McRae took 16 (giving up 15 for Holliday)

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are correct, sir!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i closed my eyes when Dunc went near a ball

but now i remember thinking that was weird when he took Lankford’s number

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday's getting to see a lot of knucklers

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by gocards62 on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday's getting to see a lot of knucklers

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by gocards62 on Aug 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

double post fail

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by gocards62 on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

vin scully

just called holliday “big mac”

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

vin,

your pills?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Line Drive fellas

Line Drives…

Still wearing my Stubby Clapp jersey t-shirt

"You can imagine where it goes from there..." "he fixes the cable?"

by 2.2to2nd on Aug 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

carp's ERA is already skyrocketing because of this game

hard to maintain 0

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

44

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

More than enough

TLR’s decision to start Ank really pisses me off. Colby has a good game and is benched for 5. WTF, Tony?

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he might be tired

this could be a reward

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

tooo many

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember

close your eyes & swing as hard as you can Dick

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Al was just talking about that.

He says LaRussa doesn’t “want to mess him up” facing the knuckleballer because he’s “got something going right now.” I guess Ankiel will adapt better, wait, what?

by etp_stl on Aug 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ank's expendable.

messing with his swing can only do him good

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crazy Tony strikes again

messing up a bad swing makes it good!

Tony, you sly bastard!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moneyball baby

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Ank will be Ank. And Ank being Ank is BAD.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Protecting the young guys

ah, it’s nice to have the old LaRussa back.

They can’t possibly succeed vs adversity.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, ...

Rasmus wouldn’t be the first to tap out of facing a knuckleballer.

by etp_stl on Aug 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al wants to know why Corky isn't in the lineup!

and….. HI GUYS IN THE TRUCK!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ok. now he's just trying to be difficult.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

Tony needs some new batteries in his remote control

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even out of the infield

awesome

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

um

i don’t like haeger so far

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

who had...

Tony not wanting to mess up Colby’s swing in the pool?

by Evilfrog on Aug 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I suggested it as a theory

There were others. Show yourself.

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by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are good burgers, walter

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

haeger, carp

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm guessing we are Goliath

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You underestimate

Dodgers’ fans inferiority-fueled hatred of the birds on the bat.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like we are consistently swinging at pitches above the zone

and popping them up

seems we need to sit out a few of those and see if he can get the ball down

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

if it's high, let if fly

if it’s low, let it go

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it's anywhere near the strikezone

pop it up

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

If you get a knuckleball up you’ll eventually kill you. It’ll eat you alive down.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's throwing either balls high or balls low

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't get espn2?

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never thought of that...

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you do know this isn't cricket, right?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like cricket.

I used to play for my county at age group level.

But yes, baseball is my sport of choice.

by notmorganfreeman on Aug 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like chocolate covered crickets

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tread on the WWL

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello there... beach scene...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Carp

26 in a row to end the game

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

9.2 inning game?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, okay

i thought you meant 26 more

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

Coulda been more clear, I guess…

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

K, baby.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp doesn't look right

i can’t put my finger on it, something is off with him

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

and he promptly K's him

shut up dumbass

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

His pitches have no bite to them

velocity is good but he still seems to be flying the front side open like the last few starts.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

and been that way for a while

just looks like he is laboring, not throwing freely
more mechanical than in the past

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a slow start

cheeeel

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been so long I had forgotten --

Scully never stops talking, does he?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Who would you rather have

Scully or Dan & Al?

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan & Al?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never had scully

but still Scully

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm, Scully

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

It’s glorious.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the problem is?

"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who said anything about a problem?

I guess if there’s a problem, it’s that I haven’t heard him say “little squibber” yet.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARP

K

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm...

So Kozma wasn’t a HS player, Dan?

"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, he meant HS pitchers

Just stop talking, me…

"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp is suddenly sucking rocks with the last few pitches

I don’t think he’s figured it out.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

so was that

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

DVR says it was darn close

Maybe just inside.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont like this carp

its same carp that showed up against the pirates

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

nice audible F-BOMB

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

A Hinske?*

*Is that still legit?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"it's not a physical thing...it's location with his fastball"

what does that mean?

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, you're right. he's fighting them

and has been for a few starts

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

but aren't mechanics physical?

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some might say

Mechanics are mental. Though when someone says not a problem physically. Its a euphemism for hes not in pain.

by cyko42 on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the head/mind getting in the way of the body

See “The Inner Game of Tennis”.

Same principle.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid head getting in the way of the body

its why when i don’t think and swing a golf club, I hit it 5 feet to the pin. But if i ‘over focus’ it takes a big right turn.

by cyko42 on Aug 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is in his hand and release (and head), nowhere else

It’s a mild variant of the yips.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK offense

Let’s see if we can’t figure out Joe Schmo for a change!

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

If they haven't figured out Joe Schmo

in the last 3+ years, that train might not be coming any time soon.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3penter?

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Tony?

Increase his volume when he said talent and monetary investment? I am maybe just hearing things

by from First to Third on Aug 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Not strasburg

Boras

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

but hey

have fun playing for the Seibu Lions next year Steve.

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch him go somewhere

and have a horrible season or get injured. Karma is a bitch boras, and she’s in the on deck circle

by from First to Third on Aug 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the thing is

no sweat off boras’s back if the kid fails or gets injured, he has a million other high profile clients. he just advised this kid out of 15 million dollars though.

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah thats the sad thing

I wish the kids could see the opportunity their giving up right now, the knowledge in the game, for more fucking money. Sad stuff

by from First to Third on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

go ahead

idk i don’t think i’d recognize him

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by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think he does

he plays his little game and then signs right at the end while the player sits back and drinks from his sippy cup on the recliner. i bet he signs for 13-14 million dollars at 11:57 EDT

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

He’s a vigorous advocate for his clients, many of whom come from underprivileged backgrounds. The real greedy devils are the multi-millionaire or billionaire owners who kept around the reserve clause for 100 years and colluded against players in the 80’s.

"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Boras is very greedy

Any of us would take $15 mill and run.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

If I could get 20-25 million, there’s no way I’m taking 15. None.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really think he's going to get that?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they play it right?

Absolutely. The Nats are the biggest joke in baseball if they don’t get him signed, and even if he blows up like Prior he’d still be valued at 16-17 WAR=~70 million if he were a FA so no matter what they get him signed for, it’s a discount. The average #1 overall college pitcher comes out at 16 WAR, the Nats are fools if they don’t do what it takes to get him signed.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

But what losing team -

and let’s face it, that’s who’s going to draft him – can afford to pay that, or be willing to?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

which is why the system needs to be overhauled. the worst teams need to have access to the best players in the draft. period.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do

They choose not to take them. This isn’t the NFL where Stafford is getting more than MVPs. Every single player who signs in this draft is being acquired at a discount, it’s only the stupid teams who don’t take advantage of it.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

but what if they don't have the money?

these guys are all unproven at the major league level. the nfl draft is crap too, but at least they have a salary cap to keep things civil, this is just out of control. strasburg wanting 20 million is absurd.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

#1 they do have the money, they are billionaires

#2. Strasburg is worth a helluva lot more than 20 million. I’m not guessing, the average college pitcher #1 overall has been worth 16 WAR. Aside from the fact that he’s not an average #1, 20 million is a gigantic discount.

Be angry about Vernon Wells getting 120 million, Gary Matthews Jr 55 million etc about 5 years before you get angry about a draft pick getting way less than he’s actually worth.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

#1: the nats just spent a bunch of money on a new ballpark, etc. they're not exactly rolling in it

#2: i don’t care how much the average #1 college pitcher is worth in WAR. they went out and proved themselves. it’s an average for a reason, because not every single one of them pans out. let him throw one, just one, great season and then let him sign for the monster dollars, but right now it’s ridiculous.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No they didn't

The average college #1 overall pick when they were drafted were unproven. They were in the exact same situation by definition. They ended up producing an average of 16 WAR.

If Strasburg could have a good year then sign for big money then I’d be right with you. But that’s not the system at all, the system is they can’t get big money for six+ years.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the average #1 college pitcher didn't get 20 million last year

or the year before that, or the year before that, etc. why all of a sudden does the #1 college pitcher get to get paid like a major leaguer?

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Prior got 10.5 in 2000

Revenues have well more than doubled since then…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i give up.

strasburg getting 20 million is ridiculous. period. that’s all i have to say.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just give me one reason

He’s worth WAY more than 20 million, how is it ridiculous that he gets less than 50% of what he’s worth to a billionaire owner?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i refuse to put worth on a player who hasn't thrown a major league pitch

i put worth on draft position, and he was drafted number one. so give him average number one pick money.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did they come up with that number though?

Why is it 8-9 million and not 5? Why not 3? They haven’t thrown a single pitch? Why not 100k?

Unfortunately for the Nats they screwed themselves into this leverage corner by being cheap with Crow over 500k. They screwed themselves over for slightly more than the major league minimum. They have to get him signed for PR if nothing else (not to mention they’re getting one of the best pitching prospects in recent memory) and no matter what he ends up with it’ll be less than his expected value, I fail to see how that would be a raw deal for them.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

but if you factor in inflation,

prior’s 10.5mil in 2000 is ~14-15 mil today. it ain’t 20, but it’s not far off.

by djones9 on Aug 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

You wouldn’t want a free 5 million dollars for waiting an hour and 14 minutes?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

too ambitious, greedy, etc

say stras becomes a 15M/yr player. putting off that payday by starting a year late means next year someone will have to pay him 15m more than the nats are offering. oversimplified, but the short answers is
he won’t get it this way
fine with me, but like crow, i doubt it serves him well in the long run. he’s still going to get drafted by a bad team

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

whoops

sorry spants

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay.

This time.
/evil glare

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasn't thinking

i’m way off my game

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. Me too.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh noes

it’s an epidemic!

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

bourbon kills those things, no?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know, i'm out ;(

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have some single malt, hopefully that will do the trick

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

what good does that do me?

i’m not in your basement, i’m in my mommies

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are already a victim of the epidemic

I am trying to stave it off man

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

SuperTroopers need no subject line!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks to me like carp was probably just a bit excited

in the first…nasty movement on that 2-seamer in the 2nd.

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to say I'm a little torn on Strasburg

Yeah, I think it’s a terrible precedent for a draftee to ask for that kind of money. But then again there are some pretty terrible or average ML pitchers who are “veterans” and yet get paid a ton of coin to just kind of suck. Strasburg has to be more promising and maybe even better next year than, say, Wellemeyer, right?

"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Same concept/different variation:

“This virtually unknown lefty is terrible, why can’t we hit him?”

or

“Nyjer Morgan is not great, why can’t we keep him from single-handedly pillaging our fair city?”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRo looked lost there

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yesh

making us look silly

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, that knuckler was high ump

And so are you I guess

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

one pitch wonder

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Al and Jim Edmonds went to see Scott Speizio

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i want to see that beard again

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 HRs, 3 for 4 the first day

Feeling good.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

swing the bat DeRo

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmaaaaaaaaaaaan

ESPN’s analysis is, essentially, “Wait what?”

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Steve Phillips in the booth?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is one case

where i would gladly take Dan and Al

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're pretending they saw all this coming

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn Yadda

that was a foot outside

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

God....

Joe Schmo throwing like Cy Young yet again… when can we stop this madness?

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

wait til the second time through, haeger

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

nice job Carp.. off the bag

Listening to Vince Scully tonight….

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey jackass's!

even i can hit this biatch!

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not my work

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have to say, i love this

i think there are about as many Strasburg comments here as on the Nats board. i love being a Cards fan.

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel bad for most Nats fans

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

How long do you think they’ll stay in DC?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly have no clue

but i dont think it will be that different in another city, just a badly run org.

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is a terrible organization

and they have a lot of things in order, baseball-wise, that seem ok. But the Lerner’s suck. Dan Snyder wouldn’t do this stuff. He’d pay Strasburg like Albert Haynesworth

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg

If he fails to sign, it’ll be an interesting race between Pittsburgh, KC, and San Diego to see who can finish they year second-to-last.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHA.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Nats have Nyjer Morgan now

so they’re trying to stay on par. maybe they can trade for Betancourt

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mwuahahaha

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp got the first team hit?

No way did that just happen.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

well it makes sense. pitcher hitting.

timing is also slow.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's the latter

Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe

by gocards62 on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

luggage

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter on base

Greaaaaat.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

73 mph knuckleball

over and over and over and over

second time through, haeger. just wait

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY CARPENTER

Take that no-no and shove it, Knuckleballer!

"I know how the numbers work. I know how OBP works. I know all the numbers that will never be printed in the newspaper. They're slowly working their way on to major league scoreboards. But, how the game really works, it's not what you see out there, and it’s not about short term emotions in games. It's numbers behind numbers… it's how the game works."--Brian Bannister

by redbirdnation8206 on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently

… Carp is going to have to start giving hitting instructions to the rest of the lineup.

With a mustache nothing is impossible.

by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, so Rick Ankiel

after this inning, you have to pretend to be hurt so Carp can rest after running the bases.

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally cap!

Let’s just hope Carp’s OK

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny is a disgrace

furcal had to get that…unbelievable

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEAH

get these loaded for albert

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone need a mustache ride?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi's got to give him lessons.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ladies love it?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

so do robots

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a play by Furcal.

!))(&!)(&!)(&!!!

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah...

…head first slidin baby.

by vexedtechie on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

"They were hoping he was still injured."

re: Boog.

AVENGE.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That was close.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

fml.

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus christ monkeyballs

that was good

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

by jacksonian on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG ROBBED TWICE I CALL BULL SHIT

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

AVENGE BOOG

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooow

Boog would have done it standing up though

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

nice catch

but we’re hitting that joke of a pitch now. these are mlb hitters. gotta learn another pitch, haeger

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

how far will Albert's go?

Anyone else think Haeger’ll try to slip something else by since he’s been all KB so far and Albert will deposit one into the actual ravine?

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch to Skip = Spinning

So he is mortal.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

oh well

we got this knuckle ballin son of a bitch figured out now. As long as Carp settles in, we win.

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

We need to keep a little cushin between us and the flubs, lily and Z come back. Just saying, maybe they might win again.

by from First to Third on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as a gm at least...

i heard somewhere that he named his yacht “mo—as in vaughan—money, mo problems” least he’s got a sense of humor….guess i would too if i had a yacht

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

woops...meant to reply to steve phillips comment

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Severe reply fail

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to back to back jackadongs plz

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh look more than one pitch!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, Carp stole his mojo back from Dr Evil, I see

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp looks like crap

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

cheeeeelll

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate ESPN

Stupid blackouts.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.atdhe.net/7345/watch-cardinals-vs-dodgers

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, sir

Are my new best friend!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to figure out that site sometime

Whenever I go there I can’t seem to find the feeds.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's usually

only yankees and red sox games on there. just got lucky tonight

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of deserts

Buffalo Wild Wings has some new “desert” wing sauce as part of their two new promo sauces. (I have yet to try)

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love it

Of course, when I first moved to KC, it was the only place near me to get in all the Cards games.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty good

Teriyaki wings = heaven

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go with

Honey BBQ, Spicy Garlic, and Teriyaki (in that order!) – 6 each.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honey BBQ is another solid choice

Haven’t tried Caribbean Jerk or Spicy Garlic, though I don’t usually like Jerk chicken. Might have to give Spicy Garlic a try next time I’m there.

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caribbean jerk is delish

12 of those would hit the spot right about now

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friends eat

The blazing like people take shots…they literally make you sweat.

0.40 traditional on tues, 0.60 boneless on Mondays and Thursdays. They play all the ufc fights too, except fenton who banned them due to bar fights.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Me

Teriyaki, Jerk, honey bbq With a big Blue Moon with an Orange

by cyko42 on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't fruit all my beers

Blue Moon or Sunset wheat with an Orange
Dos Equis amber with a lime
Guiness with a shot of jameson
Everything else Straight up

by cyko42 on Aug 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

Manliness restored with Jameson shot in Guiness

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best sports bar in stl

And I’m a bar rat….currently at hooters….waiting for a bww girl to show up.

But seriously, big projection screens everywhere, all games
going. Sucks during football season if you hate footie ball like me.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

the football field lines are still painted on....

they damn sure wouldn’t hold the llws on such a field

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I would prefer to see Rasmus on an everyday basis."

- AL.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!

If only TLR felt the same way…

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to post that

but I fell out of my chair

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

GDM's mind

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

at least your mind is getting lucky

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

until tomorrow.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it me, or does Dick

have about 2-5% of Chris Duncan the fielder in him?

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He has 100% Duncan hitting in him

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at the bright side

at least it’s not the 2-5% the WS trophy got…

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait did i just hear Al say

he would like to see Raz play everyday?

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR would be the only one

dumb enough to pull some stunt like that

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me ask you this though

If Ankiel had hit the Walk off HR, would you still want him to start every day?

Or are we just using the walk-off last night to further support our pro-Rasmus opinions for today?

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

er...

would you still want him to start every day today?

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing is

One day TLR will use the hot streak opinion to use Rick and the next day he’ll say hes saving Raz so he has an excuse no matter what Raz does

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

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People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Jack in the Box ad.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

see sig below

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Got that one

Other one Medwick during his Triple Crown year, or was that over 70 years ago?

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

72 years ago

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

It was Mize. About said that. D’oh!

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I couldn't figure it out.

I figured it couldn’t be Musial, because it’d be too obvious, but I couldn’t come up with anyone else before deciding to go to B-R.

I swear they chose 70 years just to screw with everyone, and keep the answer down to two players. You add I think three more guys by extending it even 15 years (Medwick, Ripper Collins, Jim Bottomley, and Rogers. OK, so four.).

Pretty much FML any time -Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.- Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

GoDaddy.com commercials

Just passed Olive Garden commercials for most insulting to my intelligence

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Twix.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

YARD

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOM

TIE BALL GAME

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

RIDICULOUS

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BUUHHHHH BYYYEEEE!!!!!

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert bomb

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

not as explosive as the Adam Bomb

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not quite

but detonates a lot more often

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Chomp

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

JACK A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And Bam!

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

stick that knuckleball up your ass

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

wait for the low ones!!!

good apu, good apu

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw that shit to me mang.

The guy who really needs to come back to earth is Julio Lugo. He flat-out sucks, or at least he did until he sold his soul at the foot of the Gateway Arch. by Not Bruce Froemming BCB

by RiverRat on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahhahahahahaha

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

+1

I love that bit. Funny as heck.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the most

awkward news report i had ever seen

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec for Vin.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Vin.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is the best

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Albert

has now seen enough knuckleballs to make a professional assessment

by Cedar Plank on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert!

again with the ridulousness!!

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Incredible.

The gift that keeps on giving.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

albert pujols is ridiculous

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Call stlfan and raise you a +1

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

and she was disappointed

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, I am doing it wrong

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

that’s good.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this might be the greatest

set of adjustments ever made in one trip through the order

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go

sit back a little and wait for it

by from First to Third on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

W-T-F

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw it (the ball) back

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're in LA and we suck!!

just a guess from someone in Northern CA.

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday wanted that one hahahaha

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Too many revolutions on the ball

Not that Al would know that that’s bad.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

LA is full of douches

Throw it back chant from the crowd

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the 4th inning

don’t most of them have traffic to beat or something?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or leaving to beat the traffic

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog needs far more avenging.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're chanting "Throw it back!"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I was at Dodger Stadium for the shot that couldnt be thrown back

Big Mac hit one out of the stadium, bounced it off the tin roof in left

by SoCalBirdfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL @ Chants of Throw it back

You do realize that Albert hit that ball right?

I’d be chanting ‘Sell it back, Sell it back’

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

no kidding!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

disappointwick

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

unfortunately

that’s been his name alot lately

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby >>>>>>>> Dick

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

his poor virgin swing can't take it

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

colby is my favorite

of the dick/cheese platoon

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd AND flagged

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

mlb.tv is working again

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert Pujols > Charlie Haeger

Really….

Albert Pujols > ______________

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

The hitters didn't get better

The pitches got worse.

They are rolling and tumbling, not floating.

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
We were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good.
Pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth.

by thepainguy on Aug 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

two pop outs that don't even get out of the infield

your telling me Cody couldn’t do this Tony?

WTF

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Congratulations

you win the most disturbing comment of the night.

by dcfcblues on Aug 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe...

I mean…a little scared.

by stlfan on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

creepy...

TMI

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll give you one for 250

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you a woman?

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask Scott Boras

he’ll make it happen, but it’ll cost a bit, and you’ll have to wait until the last minute. but hopefully its worth it.

by Expatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We have company

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also makes a great adhesive?

Really? A tube of it?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walkoff + Colby > Dick = bench?

Not sure what TLR is thinking. I figured it was gonna happen anyway, but honestly, TLR’s the only idiot who would pull a move like that.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can run around in centerfield like i'm on roller skates

i can pop up good pitches to infielders…i kinda look like kenny chesney
does this mean i can start for the cardinals

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

can you grow a mustache?

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

check

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're hired!

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can ride my bike with no handlebars?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

by jacksonian on Aug 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought

“I can keep rhythm with no metronome”

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog, don't be 'boatin just cause you're home.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

once again

great job fsn i love seeing the tail end of groundouts

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Aug 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Notice manny only has dirt over his logo

looooser

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

jorgey

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a career.

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

is SBN failing to refresh for anyone else?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm good

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, but i've been having problems with the site all day

like when i hit post, it waits like 30sec before it will post it

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karma is a bitch, Mr. Hrabosky

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

with our #4 and 5 going

i like to pretend those games didn’t happen.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but they kill us in St. Louis too.

You gotta beat the best….WOOOOO

by Hardcore Legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies scare me the most in the playoffs

Assuming we get there, of course!

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the Phils and Dodgers play in the NLDS

While we play the Giants. Lincecum and Cain would be tough to deal with, but their offense is teh suck.

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like that idea

but i also like drawing the dodgers, but that would require the phillies passing the dodgers (not likely) or the WC coming out of the east (not likely)

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This wouldnt be the first time

hes jinxed us

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything Al says is immediately ignored by the GOBs because

he is a member.

(Joke)

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

LALLALALALA

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'ing AL

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al went on to say

“The Hindenburg is the best non-flammable entity in the world of transportation.”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope he is wearing a cup

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

female fertility drugs

so there

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bet he's singing "Natural Woman" in the dugout

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

skippeh

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Aug 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

can we get an overflow plz?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BEAUTIFUL

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by gdm426 on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

beauty

in the form of a pitch

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree...

… but I’d take him over Welly.

With a mustache nothing is impossible.

by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd take smallpox

over Welly.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl Pavano?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

___________ > Welly

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

overflow <900???

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I was the kid who was a decent hitter but terrible fielder

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

you still are that kid, no?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psh....

last time I played was in 4th grade. I’m a golfer now.

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was the opposite

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot to mention

I had Yadi-like wheels

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was the Pablo Sandoval of my team

Fat kid who could hit anything but had little power and no speed

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Aug 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hitting the ball better

now need to miss a fielder now and then

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nickels were called "bees" back in his day

“gimme 5 bees for a quarter”, he’d say

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cy Young

…Wainwright?

and no mention of carp’s downtime

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp/Waino > Lincecum/Cain

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

these lineouts suck

in general

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Haeger: Eliminated once, can be repeated

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you heard the man, albert

those dongs aren’t gonna jack themselves

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

top of the order

let’s go carpnals

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

[wipes tear]

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Aug 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, in Manny's case, they'll shrink

Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.

by zoomzoomj88 on Aug 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

or in Thompson's case

not yet descended

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could take that line

and build a whole ‘nother sequel to "Look Who’s Talking" around it.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Aug 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Griffith + Dad + Cards Game

<3

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy is at the game?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Aug 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

no on TV land

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Aug 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gimme

a lazy afternoon rain delay with the 3 stooges and i’m set.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey ump!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Aug 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OVERFLOW FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Aug 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

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