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the most sexually misleading ad campaign ever
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
wow... rich harden perfect through 5
maybe i was wrong
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
What a handsome canuck
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He won't have a perfect game though
He throws way too many pitches to make it to the 9th. Even when he’s rolling he can’t make it past the 7th.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
at which point the phillies tee off on the over worked bullpen
mwa ha ha ha
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
also....
I have a Cubs fan friend on facebook that posted something about Harden having a no hitter, and actually used the words “no hitter.”
The GOBs will punish.
McCarver thinks not discussing a no-no is baloney
said so during NYY game Saturday when CC Sabbathia was perfect through 4
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Rich Harden is a very handsome fellow.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
Don't worry,
you jinxed him.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
sweet
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Cards need to go on a tear
I’m tired of guys we’ve never heard of pitching like Cy Young. It’s getting old.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
hey kids!
kind of a crappy game so far tonight. hopefully colby can make it all better.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
who?
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
ohhhhhh......
ya be nice for him to have a good night on his B-Day.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
WELLEMEYER!!!
errr. . . I mean Boggs has kinda settled down.
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of course, now that they got the lead he remembers how to pitch
so frustrating
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Keep 'em at 4 Boggs.
Hit the ball pretty hard last inning. I have a good feeling about the next time through the meat of the order.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Sweet, Molina can't hit into a double play here!
Come on offense.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
can anybody else imagine this exchange?
Dan: Well here in the ninth with two outs it seems that Wainwright will throw a no-hitter
Al: You know Dan…
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Do I get extra fantasy points for Rick Porcello instigating the brawl in Boston?
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
no
being a tool does not get you fantasy points.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
would nolan ryan beating the snot out of robin ventura get you any points?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
yes.
i don’t know why you feel the need to ask me, but yes.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ha... im off my game tonight
my apologies
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Two Takedown
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
I hate the red sox
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by azruavatar on Aug 11, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really, really hate them
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Don't hurt our 2007 top draft pick damnit!!!!
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Hold me hold me
never let me go until you’ve told me told me
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
thats why its called a brawl
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 11, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
especially pitchers
If I was a pitcher I would strictly head butt
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
unless your name is
damnit, forgetting that one pitcher’s name who like freakin’ body slammed a charging mounder. kyle something i think
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd pick up the rosin bag and hit the dude
in the face at around 15 feet out.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
you know
justin lehr is one handsome motherfucker.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
The handsomeness
better start leading to some suckage soon.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
There is no charge for awesomeness. . .
or attractiveness.
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the first inning
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
Smacked around in the first
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Disagree
He wasn’t throwing near enough strikes, but three of the four hits were little bouncers, dribblers off the end of the bat, they just found the holes.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
what stocks should i buy tommorow?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoolio Lugo is frightening.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
hanley ramirez
is just unreal this season – i think all talk of a potential pujols triple crown is essentially dead.
by longhornscardinals on Aug 11, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
No one cares
what you’re rambling about, Al. Shut up and talk baseball.
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
but Daisy sue asked Bobby Joe Jenkins to the Sadie Hawkins 20 years ago today
and they’re watching the game TONIGHT!!!! How is that not worthy of extensive discussion?
one of these days al is going to talk for a half hour about doing his taxes
im convinced
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Best reason for faster games
less time for them to fill up with random shit.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
fixin' it for ya
No one cares what you’re rambling about, Al. Shut up and talk baseball.
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Don't know if everyone has seen this but... GOOD NEWS
Troy might return as a third baseman!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
the roser will be clogged
who do you take playing time from?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like
Mulder is very close to pitching again?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
Fox will pitch before Mark
but yeah, like that
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
No way
Lugo’s hate will keep everybody safe.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He better start running now
if he wants to be safe
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
Hand it over.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
What happens here?
Yadi on 2nd, runners on 1 and 2, no outs, Boggs up. Bunt with Yadi’s 8.2 40?
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
I think Boggs will bunt down the 3rd base line
and the runners will advance
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But not a perfect game?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
No
But a no-hitter! And a shutout!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Worked like a charm :)
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
good for you
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i was trying really really hard and i couldn't get it
but congrats man… you came through in flying colors
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
you are an evil eveil... but funny... person
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
it didn't take them long to identify you as a cardinals troll
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Cubs fans never have a hard time finding Cards fan
We smell different… you know, clean.
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You mean
we don’t smell like beer and pee?
This guy disagrees

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
Just like...
oh, wait, no politics. Phew. That was close.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Hogan is a Real American...
or so his entrance music states…
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." - Red Barber
But he's also a Great American...
How can he not be with that stache?
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I really couldn't help it.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
NICE
i like how they just throw the word “troll” around.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
in a beautiful way though
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Who in the hell just sent Molina!!!!!!!!!!!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
why in the WORLD do you even send him???
WHY WHY WHY????
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
WHY ARE WE SENDING OUR SLOWEST PLAYER ON A SHALLOW HIT TO LF?????????????
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Why do you send Yadi the slowest man on the team?
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
Carlton fucking Fisk.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I'm not watching, just listening
Did Yadi try to plow him, or was he out halfway between third and home?
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Makes absolutely NO sense to send yadi there.
Rasmus, Pujols, Holliday coming up. Plenty of damage can still be down with 2 outs. It’s not like the bottom of the lineup was coming up.
Horrible.
Rollins 2 run HR i feel better.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
double you, tee, eff
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
i have a recurring nightmare that we need him to score and there is a play at the plate
and im jumping up and down screaming “Run Yadi Run!!!!” but I wake up before I find out if he is safe or out
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think he did last year either.
One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.
In Albert I Trust, In Colby I Believe.
by AdjustedExpectations on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He's mellowed in his old age
Except it comes to the young kids and his lawn… obviously.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Have you had a Bud Light Lime?
Because your summer hasn’t actually started unless you have.
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they are not paid
I wouldn’t buy them but have drank free ones. They remind me of 7up
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
free anything tastes good
but i would not under any circumstances pay to drink a bud light lime.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I had one I think on June 21st
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck no
that’s a freakin’ waste of 90 bucks right there. and powder blue is a sexy color.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
But it will have CheBird on it
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i already made a red polo che bird
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be ironic.
Y’know. An expensive shirt with a parody of a symbol representing a rebellion against capitalism. I say do it.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
powder blue ralph lauren though?
not worth it.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
so lilly is going to be pitching here in peoria tommorow night
should i go and throw batteries?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
laser?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No, we are not tools
But what the hell, its peoria
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
thats what i was thinking
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh gosh.
No, that’d be horrid.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
im kidding
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i will have to learn his mother's name though
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
LUGO
GET THE BALL OUT OF YOUR GLOVE
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he really didn't
My little notebook says “Boog would’ve gotten it.”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
no chris, the reason he didn't send the runner home is because Skippy has a cannon for an arm
dumbass
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chris?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
dumbass on fsnatti
he wouldn’t shut up about why the reds 3rdbase coach didn’t send the runner home
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between him, miles & thurson
i haven’t had a decent nights sleep in years
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Which is your least favorite throw pillow
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yay
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
SCOAR MOAR RUNZZZ
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
nice thinking
i think i spelled mine wrong
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 11, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
no actually i was thinking that i liked the K in score
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Cards
The comeback starts NOW!
Forget Christmas in July... every day's a Holliday in St. Louis.
SKOR MOAR RUNZ!
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 11, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
woah...
that was wierd
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Tweeted from dgoold
Colby Rasmus insisted today was not his birthday. His birthday, he said, is 365 days from now when he turns 24. #stlcards
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I was born on Feb. 29
Not usually
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up Randy I'm on the phone!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm laughing,
I don’t get what that means, but it’s funny.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
But why is today not his birthday?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I mean, was Colby being sarcastic or stupid?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Colby is being sarcastic, then.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
He really didn't strike me that way,
but that’s cool.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
/facepalm
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by azruavatar on Aug 11, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Southern accents
and sarcasm don’t translate.
Even via the internets.
Shut up, Fritz™.
by Alxfritz on Aug 11, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Southern accents rule
I don’t really have one, but I love ’em
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever...
If he was being sarcastic, that’s sort of hard to tell from just reading it. The kid hasn’t exxactly shown much sense of humor either.
V, b.
I thought it was clever personally
but to each they’re own
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it makes me sad that im now getting old enough when young rookies are actually younger than me
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
come on cody
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Boggs is the quintessential example of a wild pitcher who settles in as the game drags on
Perhaps he could pitch two innings during BP before his next start.
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ATG shows that the borderline pitches weren’t given early on are now being given. Considering Bogg’s arsenal, that’s probably part of the reason he’s doing ok later in the game.
One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.
In Albert I Trust, In Colby I Believe.
by AdjustedExpectations on Aug 11, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Colby is just missing it today
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
the kid is giving some balls rides
just not enough.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Gross
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I think his balls are probably raw by now...
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
there's a joke about az, robots & oil to be made here
but i’m not going to be the one to do it
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my voice must echo in here
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Corky I think he meant
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
EET MOAR WHEETEEZ!
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 11, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
Ive heard
if you put a Y between the decimals…
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 11, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
(.Y.)
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 11, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you're looking for this: (oYo)
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The immaturity...
it burns! =)
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Goodness
That’s 8 comments trying to make ASCII representation for breasts?
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I know right
There’s a preview button folks!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
is that what they are trying to do?
because i could save everyone some time & just post a pic
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Preview button
is a bitch.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
see i had no idea
i was just playing along. honestly.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Young hitter looks to be all arms right now
not getting his lower half involved in the swing
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
who are you Tom Emansky?
;)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
suddenly I just became very sad.....
I haven’t seen Fred McGriff in that ridiculous trucker’s cap in probably 2 years. Time for YouTube!
YouTube fail.....
the only version of the commercial I could find didn’t have McGriff in it. Sad day.
Maybe this will cheer you up

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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ATG...1st pitch to Holliday was middle of the zone?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
ATG, pitch 1 was the most striking strike that ever struck a cather's glove
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Alliteration is fun
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
This Padres series is going to be awesome...
Latos, Stauffer, and Richard. Two no-names and a good, semi-recognizable name. We’re getting swept…
V, b.
if they're all
soft-tossing RHP
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Ah, Dick Pole.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
That was bigger than I had imagined
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busted....
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
at least we didn't get goatsed
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
...yet...
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
true story
my boss’s last name was cox… his wife wanted to name their newborn son Holden… he vetoed it
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i remember when i was a kid
and i got his baseball card. i thought it was freaking hilarious
I think i would go by Richard
with that name
by ChicagoRedBird on Aug 11, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Dick...... Pole
how about that
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
probably worth a couple million that speed
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Too late
Boras has already created a 16 page PPT regarding Holliday’s footspeed versus several other mammals.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
f'ing gdm
you & your big fat mouth cost us Holliday you bastard!
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franklin sucks
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday’s BA is now .317 who would have thought that in May?
One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.
In Albert I Trust, In Colby I Believe.
by AdjustedExpectations on Aug 11, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Extrabasehitwick!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
breakoutofhomerdroughtwick?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
homerwick
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
shitwick
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Thanks for that report, Ollie
in other news. . .
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In play, out(s)wick
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by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Aug 11, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
New rule, you can't use the -wick suffix
until AFTER the result
MyShitsWeakwick
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
newrulewick?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
wick
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Kudos to HL
he said Boggs would make it to the sixth
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Definitely in the minors
Not sure about in the majors
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
so i noticed that rosales ran really fast down to first...
is that what its like for other teams when joe thurston hustles?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
All part of the plan
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BBTN is on now.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
MLBN?
They’ve shown it like 5 times. BBTN certainly will do the same. Flip it over right now.
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
meh
i live in stl. i’m actually watching the game.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
dude
youk is an ugly motherfucker, can you blame him?
plus, once he decided to stand his ground, he threw Youkilis down like a little bitch.
He did
But he backed out waiting for one of his teammates to come in and do the dirty work
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
cut him a little slack
he’s what, 19/20 years old and in his first major league season?
and you have an ugly intimidating mofo bum rushing you. Your first instinct is going to be to retreat a bit.
I will say Youk would look scary as hell coming at you
But come on. Don’t dance away. Sack up.
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
At least hes not Mota vs Piazza
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ground ball douple play?
i thought there weren’t supposed to be any ground balls tonight?
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Marmol in at Chicago
Walks for everybody!
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Boggs has really pitched well enough to win this game...
Two weak hits in the 1st can account for at least one run, and our offense should clearly have put up three or four runs by now.
V, b.
Schu has turned into a second baseman
amazing season-long transformation before our very eyes
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Why!?!
Dickerson kills us and Boggs has trouble vs. LHB.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
you gotta be kidding me
Mitch, you just gave up a hit to a pitcher who’s never had an MLB hit
a pitcher!
UGH
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to be fair, he could not have hit that in a better spot
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by VolsnCards5 on Aug 11, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
same place at pitch #4
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come on blue
gotta give him a call
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Hitter handedness dependent
Apparently pitches at the bottom of the zone are strikes against RHB, but not against LHB.
Or at least it looks that way to me.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i think that there is smoke literally coming out of tony's ears
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
he’s pitching fine, ATG Dickerson had struck out.
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Nice Zone Blue
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In Albert I Trust, In Colby I Believe.
by AdjustedExpectations on Aug 11, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
gotta say that tony is giving him the chance here...
i would have figured that he would have been yanked by now
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
that means Welly must really be hurt.
And he feels stuck with Boggs or another young replacement. Therefore he has to let them pitch and hope for the best.
Boggs mechanics have changed over the course of this game
can’t believe he is still in this inning
kinda dig the ride with him die with him attitude
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
And cue
yakkity sax.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 11, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
holy crap they almost screwed that up.
shitty baseball play all around.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
now there is smoke coming out of dusty's ears
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
fut the wuck???
The gerbil is a jerk!
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 11, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
What just happened?
I was watching the Porcello fight on BBTN.
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Dickerson overran 2nd and got hung out...Runner at 3rd broke for the plate...bad throw to Yadi but out.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
And message body fail
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
There was a very real fear
Yadi didnt get that ball
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soild
if unspectacular outing by Mr. Boggs.
by longhornscardinals on Aug 11, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
considering how bad the reds lineup is, that’s very generous.
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by greenback06 on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"This Dickerson fucker SUCKS on the basepaths."
-Joe Thurston
V, b.
by LukeMP1186 on Aug 11, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
what an awful throw to Yadi.
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"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
Lugo? I wasn't sure
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
I take it back on Dickerson
he’s given us two outs on the basepaths tonight.
Clinched the Thursty for the night right there.
haha, the reds are a bad team
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Psssst
They’re beating us
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
6 innings, 4 runs
if you told me that’s what we would get from boggs facing justin lehr, i would have said that we would win the game.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
and yes i just used the future perfect verb form
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
you get lifetime immunity from the grammar police
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
man...
marmol sometimes cannot throw a strike to save his dick
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
and walked utley
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
DeRosa + Lugo
worst defensive Cardinals leftside of the last 15 years.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
compaired
to not having a short stop?
by Evilfrog on Aug 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
you're*
and i corrected myself, don’t worry too much.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you forget the Floppy-Miles tandem last year?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Aug 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Individually they sucked
but collectively, they were better than Mark Derosa and Julio Lugo.
DeRosa seems to think he needs to play 3B from the pitchers mound.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It really is too bad we never had the chance to see a Rolen-Boog leftside
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by mattyfrommo on Aug 11, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
stupid glass
i thought only the rotten eggs in the minors were supposed to be made of glass?
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gotta love wellemeyer's line in that game.
plus the 10-run inning.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
and only one homerun
but it was a chris duncan homerun. you know, when he used to hit homeruns.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I had thoughts about that having happened
so now I agree with GDM
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by mattyfrommo on Aug 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
then how come you always manage to F up your/you're?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
but it's incorrect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i still don't care
your is faster to type. i’m going for quantity here, not quality
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That's what she said?
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
GO IN STRONG
NONE OF THIS UNSURE BS! NO QUESTION MARKS!
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
so getting it correct and understandable is not worth the extra TWO strikes of the finger?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
said in such a fatherly fashion.
i’ll go take the trash out now…
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
So, I reiterate...
what happened?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
who cares??? nobody scores at home anymore
(cue zillions of angry emails)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a single in there
so I think it’s just 6-4-2
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FC?
would be a hit or an error on DeRo right? FC implies the play could have been made at 1st but the fielder chose to go elsewhere.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
peter gammons needs to stop the charade
dude is on the sawx payroll, he only moonlights for the wwl
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ahh yes, carp's shouting match with the ump
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Bases loaded for Howard
This should be good. Either strike out swining on 3, walk on 4, or grand slam.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Yack, everything we hit hard is being caught
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
Boggs still doesn't throw enough strikes
but if DeRosa had conceded the run in the 1st and Lugo had turned the DP 2 innings ago, Boggs would be losing this game 2-1 with around 90 pitches.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
if only the game were played
in ifs.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
True, true,
but HL’s point is taken. Boggs pitched better than the score shows, except for too many walks/falling behind in the count.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
those are some pretty major flaws.
but he’s better then welley. and an adequate 5th starter.
by hangingfromatree on Aug 11, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So does Mike Hampton
doesnt mean i want him pitching
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
that ball was scorched
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I wish everytime a hitter charged the mound
was as entertaining as when Hrabosky was on the mound when that happened
i hate chris dickerson
he’s a poor mans chris young, who is a poor mans BJ Upton, who is a poor mans ken griffey jr (young, pre-injury junior)
who is a poor man's willie mays
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by VolsnCards5 on Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
3-0 howard with bases juiced
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
marmol walks in run... 3-2 phils
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
lulz
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
oh hell no blue
that was a ball for boggs all night
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+1
ball has to get all the way to the wall before he even tries that.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Lolina.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
by ilrosso on Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Why Yadi! Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yadi, I love you
but understand your limitations, damnit
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by The Continental on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
Is Tony going to continue to defend Yadi's shitty baserunning?
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
THOU SHALT NOT RUN TO SECOND YADDA
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by gdm426 on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
even I have to rec that.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's a smart catcher
and really he’s a smart hitter…but man he sucks ass on the basepaths
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by VolsnCards5 on Aug 11, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
he's just so goddamn slow
that’s a double for anyone else, and yadi wants it to be a double for him too.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
has he not learned his lesson this game?
his terrible speed has caused him to hit into a DP, and got him thrown out at home.
what the fuck made him think he could stretch that?
i don't know
just trying to contribute.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yadi.
You are not fast.
Sincerely,
RR
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
what was he thinking
spirit of jose got into him?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
WHY YADI!?!?!
but you did get under the tag. crappy call.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
we now have 10 hits...
and ONE RUN.
by longhornscardinals on Aug 11, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
Oh well, late comebacks are always more fun
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Yadi or Dickerson for the Thursty Award?
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Still Dickerson
the out at the plate, Jose sent him.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
OT... but does anybody else wish sometimes that we had Mr. Burns for our G.M.?
I think that we would never lose
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I would still be saying Boo-urns
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by mattyfrommo on Aug 11, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess Oquendo and/or Yadi wanted to help Gomes in his assist numbers
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So Boggs out for the 7th?
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Come on Raul Ibanez, you inglorious bastard!
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i thought it was basterd
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
"Robot Rock" just came on my iTunes
I picture Azru doing the robot right now
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I do the robot at work a lot, randomly
nobody ever comments on it. I think they think I’m retarded.
Shut up, Fritz™.
DOES NOT COMPUTE
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
so if your name and picture are both fredbird... do you get the fredbird themed t-shirt for free?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
man the reds have gotten themselves out on some shit pitches
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
I saw a Ford F150 yesterday with Rims, Lamborghini Doors, and a Rear Top on the Bed of the truck
It was glorious
Stat Whore
awesome...
i would totally create this if they had trucks in forza 2
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i totally and completely agree
i just wish that i had 300 bucks for the really cool steering wheel/pedals with the clutch and gate shifter
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd settle for the $80 dollar one i set at sams club
i’ve about worn out one of my controllers. and i think i’ve done some permanent damage to my thumbs
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PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Seriously, though,
that sounds pretty sweet.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I thought ghetto and hoosier
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
my personal favorite are the caprices that were old police cars with 25 inch rims
they look like micromachines
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog leading off next inning?
for the double switch?
by ChicagoRedBird on Aug 11, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
i'm not that mad about this game.
We’ve gotten ten hits so far.it’s mostly dumb luck that we haven’t scored more. We’re not really getting shut down.and boggs had a shaky first couple innings but came back and did okay.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Aug 11, 2009 10:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
it's not exactly dumb luck
ludwick has stranded four runners and yadi has run the cardinals out of two innings. this game could be closer.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
all singles though if I'm not mistaken
kinda tough to score when you have to string em together like that
Yep,
several hard drives to the track, all too close to a fielder though.
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
you gotta watch the games, they have a good ball club, no one plays harder or better than them
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Oops,
had forgotten about them already…
by ArkansasTravs on Aug 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
So, who called the double switch?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i didn't
but i called tony changing pitchers after the walk. and i also call motte giving up a 2 run bomb to combs.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog! =)
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Wheb did we start getting
look in’s to the loop?
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
um...
at least he got one there :)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
^When
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
I'm just glad they didn't show the Chipotle next door
cuz I’d probably be on my way there right now if they did. mmmm, chipotle…
im sooooo pissed...
springfield got a friggin chipotle… yet peoria doesn’t have one… what the hell???
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i disagree...
i used to visit my wife at grad school in chicago and i was obsessed with the pulled pork tacos
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
So, I went to that residue is evil site.
BAAAARF
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Will we get a wow from Boog tonight?
"If you're excited about what you've done, you lose focus on what you're supposed to be doing next. I'll check out the stats at the end of the season. I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Can we,
PLEASE, get some runs?
"This Dickerson f*!*!r SUCKS on the basepaths." -Joe Thurston
by LukeMP1186
by chicagocardfan on Aug 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
It's getting late
And we don’t have Stormy Weathers to kick around any more.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Or Denny Graves :(
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
danny graves
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm
Why did I think his name was Denny
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by jd is legend on Aug 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i honestly started to feel sorry for him at the end...
we really busted that dude up
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
hell no
JD drew effed ’em up. if jd drew can eff you up, you deserve to be effed up.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
that night put the nail in the coffin on his career
hell if you don’t feel a little bit bad about that, you don’t have a soul
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i don't feel bad at all
and the night you’re referring to was john mabry.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog =)
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
That ball was foul
It’s being reviewed
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
ahh
guess gameday is a bit premature
by ChicagoRedBird on Aug 11, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOGWICK
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
If that was Boog playing SS,
he’d have made the play.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Boog don't play that shit!
Lehr doesn’t respect the stache!
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Looking over the schedule..
Cubs have 2 days off for the season. Just saying.
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
they also have a crappy team. the division is the cards to lose.
"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie
by buckmulligan on Aug 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
On Saturday I made up the best pool drink
I mixed half a bottle of rum and blended it with frozen blueberries, strawberries, and banana’s. Then in a pitcher muddled some mint with fresh lime juice, and sugar. Than mixed the frozen berries/booze together. Stirred it all together and added some club soda. It was a refreshing and super strong. It was a pantie dropper.
Stat Whore
yes
it destroyed me. I normally just drink bourbon on the rocks. This though snuck up on me.
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
well i was not talking about my own panties
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
you had a higher opinion of me
When you thought I wore panties?
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't we all flim?
didn’t we all?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Aug 11, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
where the hell do you live?
and why the hell did you not invite me for this?
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
no, I did not
I just saw it had potential
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I am normally known for my Mojito's any how
Just a little daiquari mojito mix.
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
silly boy, there are no women on the interwebs
besides, i haven’t seen evilfrog for over an hour
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
f'ing gdm, stupid bastard should know by now he's not well received
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
What is there to say?
You boys are being boys tonight. ;)
by cardsgirl95 on Aug 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
there we go!
i was waiting for some support.
by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 11, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm here too
just not a lot to say. the 8 comments trying to make breasts scared me.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
yep
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Wow, You too?
We have a lot in common
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
that and we both wear panties
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
i pay attention
even when i’m not posting. just trying to keep up.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I'm on the fence
between “scared” and “Wow, that’s lame.”
by cardsgirl95 on Aug 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
frighteningly lame?
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Aug 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
see it struck more as nerdy than something sexual
It was the ASCII for me
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Certainly wasn't the classiest moment
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
...there's this drink I heard about...
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
i like fruit frozen
I normally just use them in my breakfast shake. But I don’t think it would as good if the fruit especially the banana’s were fresh.
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Not only getting rid of Lehr
Gomes gone in the double switch. No more assists from LF?
(I know, only if Yadi doesn’t try to run again, huh?)
Johnny Damon
could throw out Yadi.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I'd like to see Skip try to bunt for a hit here.
He doesn’t hit lefties well. A DP kills the inning. Worst case, it works as a sacrifice and we have Colby, Pujols, Holliday with a runner in scoring position.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Shaq should stand up and mock this guy
And threwout the stadium, there was a loud GAWWWWW*stab*, and Blake appeared. Misreading the situation, OJ Simpson appeared and stabbed two unsuspecting guests. And Hawksworth vanquished his mortal enemy.
unbelievable
"This Dickerson f*!*!r SUCKS on the basepaths." -Joe Thurston
by LukeMP1186
by chicagocardfan on Aug 11, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
oh lawd
This game is so very frustrating.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
This team seems to score in bunches now
So I don’t worry as much.
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by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
cue 5 minute discussion on broken bats and the danger involved
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
give him a good luck bath for the cardinals
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
these goddamn dps
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
double play,
meet taskmaster
taskmaster, douple play
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Aug 11, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Lidge is about to lose the game in Chicago
That sucks.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 11, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
damn albert!
wait…
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
fuckin a....
stupid cubs
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 11, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
jeez colby
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

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