Game 107 Overflow
When Albert slumps, the team looks like it slumps. He's simply the heart of the offense. Hopefully this is nothing more than a mental or mechanical hiccup and not portentous of an injury flaring up.
Let's score some runs Cardinals. No more extras!
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lame like one pitch one out.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Not here, my friend
they like that sort of thing over at the Cubs blog, though.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
i got nailed big time for this... fyi
its a bleed cubbie blue thing and people don’t take kindly to it in these parts :)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he was just forgot to add the
“Don’t stop at …Carp!” part of the statement
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
It's an internet thing.
It does suck.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I just got a call from my friend
He is engaged to his high school sweetheart. (We are both 22.)
So now I’m like…whoah, marriage.
And I can’t tell anyone because I’m the first one they called (woo!) so none of my friends know. So I’m telling VEB instead.
Anyway…go Cards.
She's a cool chick
So it’s all good. And I knew this was coming. But still. Marriage is heavy stuff.
its heavy, but its worth it
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes and yes.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
gdm is to blame
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Go watch Old School
Everytime I get one of those calls, I sit down with a 6 pack and that movie. Cures everything.
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I'm not a Vince Vaughn fan
but his delivery during Frank’s wedding scene is perfect
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so tell your friend congrats from all of VEB
The gerbil is a jerk!
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
speak for yourself pal!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
That's right!
Tell him that I said he’s now on a countdown but he can still get away. The clock on that bomb has started.
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I have a kit made up for friends in case this happens
tell him you will meet him at the corner, car will be running. Luggage, beer, and new ID will all be waiting for him
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Kobayashi
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Colby
I miss when you weren’t sucking at the plate.
Best wishes,
Azru
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he's gonna hit the dl soon with elbow issues
I kid I kid
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
when you play twice a week
it damn hard to do anything…
"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." - Red Barber
i would like to see some cardinal offense now
please and thank you very much.
The gerbil is a jerk!
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Colby give up that "stache"...it's not working...
and it’s probably not going over well with the ladies. lose-lose.
Any idiot would know that.
In other news, Andrew McCutcheon has 3 homers tonight.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
he looks like what Barton could have been
and it breaks my heart.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
Carpenter will not stand for this no run support shit
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
crow happily eaten
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
PINCH RUNNER OMGWTF
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Holliday = carrying us
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+1
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
SQUEEZE!!!!!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
-1
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Carp is a one man wrecking crew.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Carpenter decided he was going to have to get his own runs if he was gonna get the W!
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
sit on down Carpenter
here’s your luggage back
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
take a pitch DE-RO
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Needs a breather?
Are these guys so out of shape that they can’t run the length of a football field.
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Not if you include the endzones.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
bonafacio?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
equal to length of football field endline to endline
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that's like 12 elephants
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Carp is 6-6, 230 pounds...
That’s a lineman running the length of the football field; not a scatback!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Not with Carp's speed
it ain’t! ;-)
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
James Harrison
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
always need to warm up
pitching =/= adrenaline plus sprinting
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I noticed that too.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
When he stepped on home plate. Looked like he rolled it.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It was like he stepped sideways. It was weird.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Yep
Obviously he’s fine though. Whew!
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Fulchino has thrown like 1 pitch in the strike zone since he came in
yet we keep hacking at the pitch in the dirt
thats not possible...
they are entitled to the division so there can be no way that they lose
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
from watching the last 2 innings
it’s clear the home plate umpire agrees.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
I love when Samardzija pitches...
Any idiot would know that.
by The Classical on Aug 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
McCutcheon has three homers for the Pirates.
He’ll probably be traded soon.
by notmorganfreeman on Aug 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not for at least two seasons.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
called up to the Cubs
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by gocards62 on Aug 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
don't think he'll clear waivers
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ahahaha
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Is happening against my fantasy team. I'm effing pissed about it.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
can you do a fantasy team consisting of former Pirates?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Your rotation would be soft...
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Let's see.
1B. A. LaRoche
2B. Sanchez
SS. Wilson
3B. A-Ram
C. Kendall
OF. Bay
OF. McClouth
OF. Morgan
Util: Giles
SP. Schmidt
SP. Arroyo
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
On MLB Network
I’m getting the Pre-Columbian Native North Americans – Tigers game. It’s some type of throwback game with everyone wearing high socks and baggy pants. It’s an amazing look I think MLB should legislate as mandatory.
You know what really drives me crazy?
Every time the Cubs go on the road now, whatever stadium they’re in is full of Cubs fans. Am I really supposed to believe all these people cheering in Miami gave two shits about the Cubs 5 years ago?
V, b.
yeah
at least I buy Yankees fans in Miami, because there a lot of transplants there
unless Chicagoans all retire in Miami.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
WGN
is what TBS was to the Braves in the ’90s
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good point
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
only almost every day??
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
they are on Comcast a lot more than WGN these days
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
seems like they are always on WGN when I am at home
**sample size
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
If 62 WGN broadcasts out of 162 games is "almost every day"...
Then I guess you’re right. They used to play 100+ games on WGN, and there national fanbase was little to none. That’s why the WGN argument doesn’t work.
V, b.
in DC, the Cubs are a "premium" game for the Nats
but not the BoSox
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I hate the random dude wearing the Yankee hat when they aren't even playing at that game!
That really grinds my gears.
That was me at Yankees Stadium a month ago...
…. only I was the random dude with the Cardinals jersey!!!
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
That was me at Yankee Stadium Citi Field a month ago…
… only I was the random dude with the Cardinals jersey!!!
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
Awesome.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not trendy to be a Red Sox fan anymore.. they won a series.
All the hipsters want to be Cubs fans now so they can claim to be long suffering.
Bingo.
Hipster Douchebags are Cubs fans.
Bandwagon Douchebags are Red Sox fans.
The important thing is to remember that both are douchebags.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
the Deputy takes notes!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
They were ashamed before.
Now they have no shame.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
they have to recycle fans because of the suckiness
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
so they're green?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he only has 9 wins
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If Chris wins tonight
Carpenter = 10-3, 2.13 ERA
Lincecum = 11-3, 2.29 ERA
Think about that for a bit.
by JWO on Aug 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
freakish
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Merely pointing out
That Carpenter is deadlocked or leading against Lincecum in most of the key stats for pitchers. Ok, maybe not strikeouts. But that’s only because he missed 4-5 turns in the rotation.
by JWO on Aug 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that and he's not a strikeout pitcher like Lincecum.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Is it?
How does this baseball work?
:P
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
who i've never heard of _____________
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
your comment doesn't have a title
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
symmetry
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he worked hard for that lead
He’s not giving it up.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you can only do strikethroughs
in the title body.
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
by tehzachatak on Aug 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rattle dem bats, boys!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
what happens if someone shoves a superstitious player
into a foul line?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Fistfight...
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That player is forced to play in Kansas City for the rest of his career.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Zambrano pulled, back stiffness
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Slipped disk according to Dan n Al.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
ow
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Kiko Calero just struck out the side against the Cubs
i am happy.
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
yeesh, AP
that was over your head
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Why is Valverde pitching now?
What if the Astros took a lead in the 9th? Two innings?
Cecil Cooper is terrible.
V, b.
He saw the last series we played...
No one ever told him past performance does not indicate future results…
ALBERT
just missed it
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
HOLLIDAY IS REDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
is he REDiculous because he is a Cardinal?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Matt's like, it's okay, APu
I got this one.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Holy cats
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
so we apparently are increasing payroll next year huh?
:)
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Happily so.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I got my wish
two innings later
Way to go Holliday
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carps CG
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
good Lord
this trade has almost surpassed the Lugo trade as the best trade ever™
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
That was symbolic, I think
Michaels could reach it. Not even the Jason Michaels hex can stop the unstoppable offensive force.
I'm glad Holliday snapped out of his slump
I was afraid he’d go 2 ABs without a hit.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by dan on Aug 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
ok
im not complaining that we just got a homerun… but shouldn’t they start designing these stadiums so that fans cannot interfere?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what the shrubbery is for...
kinda like “the basket” at Wrigley…
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
a... shrubbery!!!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the cubs did
and we all know how that turned out.. RiverRat where are you with that photo
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
you know why... because they'd do it like Japan
Where the entire stadium is ringed by a net. That’s the only 100% way.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
fan interference lulz
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
LOL Dan has learned his lesson
if he gets a HR call wrong, ESPN will replay it twenty billion times.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yep i loved how they kept mentioning it
but in his defense they did shoot off the fireworks
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
very anticlimactic
TO THE WALL!!!……………. a homerun
excellent.
not a reference made around here often.
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Mother of God he is just killing the ball.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
the sadness of losing wallace is diminishing
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it still hurts... but its getting easier
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Think of it like drinking. Just enjoy the buzz and forget about how you'll feel tomorrow.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
20/32 since the trade
w/ 3 HRs
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How can something so wrong feel so right? haha
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
[enjoys Yadi's super speed]
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Meh
I thought it was clever.
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, Carp...
channel your inner Bob Gibson!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
hey, we only need one .580 hitter
at a time
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yeah but think about how sweet two would be, back to back
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
Up to
.606 now!
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd settle for
Three guys hitting .400. I’m not greedy.
by JWO on Aug 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
There's only one way to get it back:
luggage.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Aug 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOG with the dugout defence
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
WTF??
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Brendan Ryan can field the ball
when he can barely walk and isn’t on the field.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
THATS A WINNER!!!!!!!!!
CG
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Great game.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Yadi is hyper
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Wouldn't you be?
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he was doing WS jumps
I wouldn’t have legs to stand on after his last few starts.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He's an All-Star,
a great player, and a mascot.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I thought Boog was the mascot
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
They share duties.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
ah, true.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Sounds reasonable.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
+1
With a mustache nothing is impossible.
by drewmaniac1978 on Aug 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
clap-clap-clapclapclap
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
by The Ol Goaler on Aug 1, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Cubs on WGN for those interested
The poster formerly known as JoeyBombs.
so can the folks who were going to help me with my excel stat sheets help me out?
i never hit you guys up again after the jump to the overflow
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awesome
all i really want to know is how to sort columns and maintain rows… like be able to sort batting averages and keep the names and averages associated together
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
can you set up excel to do something similar to the stat sheets you find on the mlb websites?
like with a drop down feature or something?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Select everything
go to Data\Sort. Select which column(s) you want to sort on.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
right... i understand how to do it that way
but is there a way to make it even easier than that?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
im going to be giving it back to the guy who runs the team and im pretty sure he is not excel savvy whatsoever
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
you could do that
but i’m not sure there’s a way to do that in EXCEL, per say. you’d have to export it to HTML or something.
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
hmmm
ok… well i guess i will just have to explain it really well to the guy im giving it to. I was just really hoping that there was some way to sort them on the fly like that
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
there might be
i’m not sure that there isn’t. but it’s never something i’ve looked to do
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
sort alphabetically
This button

But you must check if all the data was sorted correctly, because that auto-command can screw things up.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
step by step
http://www.contextures.com/xlSort01.html
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think about the only way to make it easier
is to use a sort macro.
Here’s one I dug up quick-like. I don’t have a way to test it right now:
Columns(“C:K”).Select
Selection.Sort Key1:=Range(“F1”), Order1:=xlAscending, Header:=xlGuess, _
OrderCustom:=1, MatchCase:=False, Orientation:=xlTopToBottom, _
DataOption1:=xlSortNormal
Assuming C to K are the columns you want to sort by column F
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Ladies and gents
your 2009.5 Cardinals
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
I like it
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That puts carp into the ERA lead, ahead of he who shalt not be named
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
I love me some games that last less than 2:15
and end in a Cards win.
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
no wonder I hate AL games.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I hate them too, but FSM stopped taking my calls
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
no, no, text them
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I wonder if mine will make it on the air?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
wow that is a lot of cubs fans in south beach
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
WGN is sharing the good news
haha.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they're talking about Wandy's hammy
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
All part of their plan...
to emphasize superiority over the division weaklings (Astros) while ignoring the horrifying strength of their biggest threat (Cardinals). WGN does propaganda batter than the Nazis…
V, b.
Cantu, wtf.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
first game at third this season
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ah
I’m confusing him with someone else, I think.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
ewwwww fingers reattached?!
Why wouldn’t table saw operation be restricted by a Major Leaguer’s insurance?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
probably
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
granted I actually know a number of dudes missing fingertips
But I don’t stare at them. Or pull an HD camera in real close…
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Only guys in Toronto
Can get their fingers attached
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Billy Chapel threw a perfect game...
after partially detaching his fingers. Than God that Kelly Preston was there to save his life…
V, b.
You mean she was there to call the Tigers' trainer.
He was the most important person to Billy at that time.
Complete Games
2009 – 7
2008 – 2
2007 – 2
2006 – 6 (5 by Carpenter)
2005 – 15
2004 – 4
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
what's stunning to me is the number of Pineiro CGs
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
2 by carp this year
3 or 4 by pinata?
1 or 2 by WW?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
one of my very best friends could be chris carpenters twin
he’s about 4 inches short though
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
didn't he charge the mound or start a bench clearing last year?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
fish fightin futily vs flubs
guzman seems to have them on the run
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
We pretty much HAVE to sign Holliday now
The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be
operation MIDWEST-NICE is go
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Why do I have a bad feeling
unless we sign AnK first Boras won’t let the team talk to Holliday? I really can’t stand Boras.
He would be a bad agent if he did anything like that
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He'd be a great agent...
Holliday is going to make his money anyways. He knows we want him back if he’s anywhere near this good the rest of the season. Ankiel is a marginal client of his with fewer interested teams. This way he uses one of his big fish to make sure a small fish gets his share. That’s exactly what you want in an agent from a players point of view.
I just can't imagine an agent doing that
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday does not seem to be a TOOL to me
If he wants to stay in a Classy place like St. Louis I am sure he will take his deserved 8 to 12 million a year here than 15 to 18 million a year somewhere else. But who knows, maybe I am wrong
The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be
I agree that Holliday is a stand up guy
I just think Boras is such a piece of scum he can make bad things happen. I still think him whispering in Manny’s ear about things screwed that situation up. Since if the options were picked up he got no money out of it… So what better way to get money than blow up that situation and ensure he’d get a decent contract from another team. The man sees the world in dollar signs and nothing else in my opinion.
He is just doing his job
Don’t be mad because he does it well.
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
But my point is
if he can screw up the Manny – Red Sox relationship so he can make his money, what’s to stop him from playing his clients off each other to get money for the less talented one… I agree he’s very good at making money for his clients… thus why I think things could shake out the way I said. He’s good at his job, but is a creep in doing so.
To use Ankiel as leverage against Holliday
And Vice Versa.
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying it will happen
but as I said the guy’s a creep and I can see something like that happening.
If I was Holliday,
I’d be pissed if I was used as leverage for someone else’s contract.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
That's what I am saying
It just doesn’t make any sense. Agents get fired over this kind of stuff
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what does boras charge
for .600 hitters?
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
$600M
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
keep your eyes on the ball, Hermida.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hermida did
bradley did not
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
every time a ball drops in the outfield
I think: Too bad that’s not the Cubs.
In which case the chance of an XBH is 50-50.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Excellent Game!
Awesome game all the way around. Props to Carp and Holliday.
I didn’t know the game was televised on the MLB Network until the 7th inning.
Quick question… what happend with Bourn? Why did he get an early shower?
thrown out at second, ejected for throwing his helmet in disgust
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
he was clearly safe
ump knew he was safe, and got pissed because he threw his helmet.
That was one of the quickest tosses I’ve ever seen; hopefully that ump gets sanctioned, because that was unacceptable behavior from the man in black.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
There may have been
magic words involved as well. We don’t really know.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
"magic words" (which is BS) only works for aguing balls and strikes.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
Clap clap
clapclapclap
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I console myself with reading this on BCB
FIRST PLACE! AGAIN!
by Worf 1 day ago
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I just checked to see if the Marlins lead the league in Ks...
I really had no prior knowledge, as I haven’t watched them play much, but that inning raised my suspicions.
They lead the league in Ks.
V, b.
our clubhouse is playing Michael Jackson
It really must be 80s week.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
bad i believe
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Brown remix of Beat It
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
not cool
and inaccurate
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I was at Goodwill today
They had a whole Michael Jackson section set up. I LOLed
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Aug 1, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
crap, what was that song during Carp's interview?
That second one is Crazy Little Thing Called Love, I think.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
sit yo ass down fukudome
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
butthole
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is gonna take care of my FF BB team?
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 1, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
GOBs say
you’re on your own.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
FTR: I own Hanley, not Zambrano.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 1, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The GOBs,
they’re a fickle lot.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
A true cockbag.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 1, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he looks nothing like Matt
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
whats up with the catcher droping the ball all the time
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Sunday Lineup....
Anyone have any guesses what TLR may do tomorrow? I bet he gives Albert a day off. However, he may not with Monday and Thursday being off days.
Lugo – SS
DeRosa – 1B
Holliday – LF
Ludwick – RF
Ankiel – CF
Molina – C
Schumaker – 2B
Wainwright – P
(gulps) Thurston – 3B
They said he's in a bench role...
Yu don’t want him going 0-4 and losing his mind after 2 days back.
V, b.
Tony won't sit Albert at home
but may sit him for one of the games in NYC especially if the Cards win the first one.
A-RAM
fans the record crowd at landshark
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
flubs fail
pinto rides again
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
If Marmol comes in, just don't swing and he'll walk a run in.
by cloistermaximus on Aug 1, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
or get hit
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I want to know whose mix tape this is
suspect DeRosa.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the songs are all 80s
I wouldn’t put it past them.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Wow
Cubs color guy bustin’ on Marmol.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
can't blame him
Marmol has been bad this year.
Carlos Marmol = a slightly more refined Francisco Samuel.
Well...he does suck
He’s completely unable to throw strikes.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 1, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
even the wgn guys are saying it
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Thas' what I'm sayin'
I don’t hear them eat their young very often.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
luckily the umpire gave him 5 inches on either side tonight.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
Nice work shifting to third, dumbass.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
a-ram is bored.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
At least they are keeping his arm in good shape by having him walk a guy with 4 soft tosses rather than 4 sliders.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 1, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
never had a hit vs. marmol
heh. walk him in!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Have you guys heard that stupid song they sing at Wrigley after the Cubs win?
Only Cubs fans would sing “The Cubs are gonna win today” after a win.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
just don't swing, son
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and he does
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Aug 1, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
he tried not to swing
did his job
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That's a terrible call.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
If the fish don't score here, they deserve to lose
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
You can't blame Uggla for taking balls 3 and 4 there.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Aug 1, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
How the fuck does the ump
give him that after the garbage he’s thrown? I fucking hate the Cubs.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
uggla fail, big time
flyball would have done it
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Awesome sauce
stupid announcer put his foot in his mouth. He said the cubs were not going anywhere in the playoffs with marmol in their bullpen…. He has filthy stuff, I just think that statement was unwaranted
The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be
I'd be satisfied
if they moved to Portland. ’Course, then I would have to start liking them.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
The WGN color guy just exploded in his pants
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Is it Bob Brenly tonite?
Has he mentioned how when he was managing the 2001 Diamondbacks to the World Series he… insert random story?
alas. oh well.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
You...
( the rest of the profanity laiden tirade was removed by your friendly VEB moderators )
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Wow
With some of the stuff I have read here those had to be bad comments to be deleted.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Aug 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
this made me laugh
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
owch
“Carpenter out-hit Albert again today.”
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Great game. Holliday and Carp rocked but...
what happened to the Mang? I blame this on the MLB they wanted to use him to showcase the sport and now he seems burnt out.
Although at some point people will fear Matt Holliday and try to pitch to a “slumping” Pujols and then be destroyed for all eternity.
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
discussed in earlier thread
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/8/1/971880/big-boggs-man#19077660
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
My computer is to slow for me to try to revisit that discussion.
But I would hope that maybe Pujols is given a few off days to recharge.
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
i think thepainguy reposted his picture of Albert's stance
He’s got good form, just missing the ball by less than an inch.
Only God and Diedre know why.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Aug 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Once he finds that inch again ...wooo. look out pitchers!
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
I wonder if some nefarious Cub fan
inserted a virus into his operating system? He is playing like a human now.
it did set in during the Chicago series...
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
more cub fans there than Marlin fans it seems
The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be
Hanley's injury looks terrible
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
How bad is it?
I heard he got plunked by “FAT Z”……..
by stlcardinals15 on Aug 1, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
on all fours in agony
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hmmm..
and here I heard that most of the cub players are normally in that position……
by stlcardinals15 on Aug 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i see dan uggla is just as bad as I remember
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yeah, i know, that was on cantu
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Cantu can't do.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Pinella, Bradley, & Big Z scream them into submission.
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
well fudgesicles
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Thanks a lot Cantu, you rat whore.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Marlins had their chance, and they blew it
It’s going to be up to us to knock the snot out of the Cubs. We only play them three more times this year, so we better beat them five or six times in that three game series.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
this sounds mythic
“Holliday on fire as Carpenter fells Astros”
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
This strike zone is shameful.
Bud Selig needs to do something, now. The entire league needs an umpire overhaul.
agreed
All-Star Game they should review everybody’s tape, and at least identify amongst themselves who’s doing a good job and who’s flubbing it.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
sigh.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
solo shot?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yup
and a bomb
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
well at least this'll be worth it in Cubbies' antacid
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
apparently they're bringing sexy back.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
runners at corners. Bonifacio is up.
last out…
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
don't swing, son
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that was for the 3-1 count
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
thank God they're the Cubs
Tie game tie game tie game.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Have mercy
that sure is pretty.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
CUBPLOSION!
I’m so glad I’m watching this game.
by mojowo11 on Aug 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I almost stopped watching but I'm glad I didn't
The poster formerly known as JoeyBombs.
sigh again.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
someone at BCB prematurely posted a W
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it must be the alcohol
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
saw a great hat at target
1908-2008 “year of destiny”
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
speaking of alcohol...
settle down there
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that -is- a pretty sweet hat...
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm going to post the pic of the hat here
So it can be used by future generations to mock the Cubs. Enjoy, future Cardinal fans.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by dan on Aug 1, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's what she said
in a rather annoyed / disappointed voice.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
D. Lee must have stolen Albert's mojo
Nick Johnson in a Marlins hat is weird.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I think you have a point there actually
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
how many errors before we can refer to him
as Dan Fucking Uggla?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
just checking
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i think he's been there
he’s worse at second than skip is. and by a pretty wide margin
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
his name issssss
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Last year's
ASG sealed it for me.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
he so lost that for NL
I was set to blame Wright this year, but too many others effed that one up…
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Marlins will win in the 15th.
Snark.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Ramirez plunked
where was he injured before, now?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
even Emilio is concerned
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
thanks
I lose track
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hey look some manager thinks hes TLR
tony wants his out back!!!
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
holy shit
sacrifice bunting with Milton Bradley.
Guess it makes a lot more sense up by one in the 10th than it does down by one in the 7th or 8th or whatever it was.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
(although bunting with 2 men on and no outs does make more sense than one on, no outs)
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
A-Ram looks like he's got the vapors
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
probably dehydrated
see what happens when you destroy gatorade machines
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
zero Ramirez's.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Just got back
So did ARam get donked in the head?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
No
What he left with doesn’t seem to be related to the HBP. Dizziness or dehydration or something. The trainer was holding his jersey like he was just trying to make sure he kept him upright when he came out to check on him.
Naaa.....
shot to the elbow evidently knocks the water out of cub players… weird
by stlcardinals15 on Aug 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
elbow
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
a hit to the elbow causes his head to hurt. apparently.
j/k
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Dr. Paletta says:
I’ll accept it.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
...they're seriously saying
it means it’s broken over at BCB.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Wow
hide the razor blades.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
nausea = broken bone
that might be true, but… wow.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
support our troops...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/Np9ROZaky8s/SaaKoqv0E0I/AAAAAAAAA2Y/g6shs9AuJA/s400/cubs+suck.jpg
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
by punchinjudy on Aug 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
so the flubbies are going to close this game out with..
aaron heilman?
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
i think that's an excellent choice
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
can i go on record...
to say his plain blue stirrups bother me…. a lot
by stlcardinals15 on Aug 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
they definitly are boog lacking
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog :(
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Nunez looks to start something with Koyie
haha
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think the Cub announcers were callying Koyie out
saying “he needs to sit down. His act is starting to wear thin.”
well played
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
no they were not
they just said Koyie would break him in half
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
it wasnt clear cause
it was going to commerical, but after the break they clarified
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
nah i wont correct yah
i was just clarifying, I hate it when people who never post here try to be the Police..
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
wtf
“Koyie Hill would break him into a billion pieces.”
…what?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I heard that too
Brenly is an idiot
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
how come we didn't get to see
the look on his face when Lou told him that?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
seriously.
i want to see the aftermath of this tommorow. he’ll demand a trade. “but lou, i can’t pretend to try hard and then not as well at second base”
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
no room to hop
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hit it to second, hit it to second
hit it to second, hit it to second, hit it to second, hit it to second, hit it to second
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Dan Uggla...
couldn’t hit an offspeed pitch if you flipped your glove and told him it was coming…..
just float it Henry
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
The Marlins have gone through enough pitchers and pinch hitters to field an entire other baseball team
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Uggla slipped in the box
fan-effin-tastic
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
we didn't really expect him to be a liability for another year or two
the fact that it’s sort-of happening now (he’ll probably be -$10M-ish at the end of this year) should be a Good Thing. Especially given that we’re only 2 years into the deal, and it’ll go until ’14…
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
uhhhhhhh
did gameday just tell the truth? what in fuck’s name is lou doing
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
don't tell me he's moving soriano so he's less likely to have the ball hit to him.
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
Lou thinks: ok, they hit it to third. surely they won't do that twice!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
it's worth it in antacid
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
...and back
gotta admin, this is one of the more interesting non-Cards games that I’ve seen in a while.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
they don't always blow up in the ninth
but when they do…
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Heilman looks like he's in his 40s in the gameday pic
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
tehzachatak ross?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh.
at least i get teh wonderfulness of that box score with baker as 2B-3B-2B-3B
DeRosa: "I guess I was just an appetizer."
night kids
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Aug 1, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
don't tempt the GOB, man
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
who needs the GOB
when you clearly have the umpires?
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
Booo.
Oh well. The Cards are still up by three games in the Win column. Suck it BCB.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
And we’re 2 games up in the loss column. I do think the cards win the division though.
Change is inevitable; progress is optional.
Yes, I know
I was poking fun at BCB’s fixation with the loss column.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't understand this
the “win” column should be more valuable; we rate player on “WINS” above, etc, and rate teams on W/L. The W column requires work to achieve, while the “L” column can grow with no input from the team, and a decent team will always have more W’s than L’s. It’s harder to Win, than to Lose.
The answer is, that you can’t make up a game you’ve lost. But we’ve PLAYED more games than anyone else, so far, so if we’re up in the win column, AND we’ve played more games, it gives us the initiative. THEY have to play better than us, to catch up.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
interesting bug
this posted when I hit “tab” on a keyboard I’m not used to using. Long story. but it’s definitely a “tab”, not “carriage return”, etc.
Anyway, should be “won more games, WITH a higher win %”.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
It also means the Cards
get more off days. I wonder when the Cards and Cubs schedules resync for number of games played.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly
we’re in the position of strength, as far as I can tell. We can afford to lose more games, while losing fewer, with less left to play, giving us the ability to leverage our assets to best influence our ability to win- something we haven’t had, so far. How is that not a good thing?
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
Cubs Play, Cards Rest days
Here are the Cubs opponents for the days the Cards have an open date
Mon, 8/3 at Reds
Thu, 8/13 Phillies
Mon, 8/31 Astros
Thu, 9/17 Brewers
Thu, 9/24 at Giants
Right...
The Cardinals have played 107 games, the Cubs have played 102.
Let’s say the Cardinals went 30-25 over their final 55 games and finished 88-74. 30-25 is a winning percentage of .545.
The Cubs would have to go 33-27 in their final 60 games to finish with the same record. 34-27 is a winning percentage of .550.
So the Cubs have to play better baseball than the Cardinals to win the division. Don’t believe the propaganda.
V, b.
right
30-25, both, PLUS 3-2 for the cubs.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
Yeah...
Both figures should say 33-27 for the Cubs, which comes out to .550.
But that would just tie them with the Cardinals. It would take 34-26 to win, which is .a .567 clip.
All that matters is the number of games above the .500 mark. How ever many games above .500 the Cardinals are for the rest of the year, the Cubs have to be one game better to tie, and three games better to win.
V, b.
The loss column is more important
From watching close divisional races up close between the Yankees and Red Sox in the late 90’s and this decade, the Red Sox every year around this time seemed to be “leading” the division but trailing the Yankees in the loss column by 2-3 games.
This “hidden” lead didn’t really manifest itself until the end of the year when the Yankees started sweeping make-up double headers against non-contenders.
The team ahead in the loss column inevitably makes up the wins when they play rescheduled games against non-contenders. Yes, there is something to be said for more games in fewer days, meaning that 5th starters/call-up starters will be used, but the teams that are out of it usually are throwing even sketchier starters.
by olddomination on Aug 2, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough
So here’s what I’m seeing in the Cubs and Cards schedules going forward.
Aug: 4 off days for the Cards, 2 for the Cubs
Sept: 4 off for the Cards, 2 for the Cubs and a make-up against the White Sox
Oct: 4 games in 4 days for each club.
In this case, it looks like the differential in games played is mostly due to the original schedule, not rain-outs. I’m confident that the ChiSox won’t be rolling over in that make-up game.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 2, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
the national outlets keep referring to
Holliday and St. Louis as a “love match”, “courtship”, “steamy affair”.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Operation: Midwest-Nice
is moving into territory that I hadn’t anticipated. Let’s keep it above the waist, people.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
for $15M/year
it can go wherever Mr Holliday wants it to go.
the end of every half inning IS a turning point. -Evilfrog
at least we know there's plenty of protection
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I was gonna work
some sort of Midwest Farmer’s Daughter angle for Phase V or VI, but now maybe I don’t have to.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 1, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm liking fox Final Score
“here’s the one you’ve been waiting for, right? nats / pirates.”
and actually knowing who the players are… it’s a nice change.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
run down being dissected on BBTN
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
apparently Buck exploded when he saw that.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ew.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 2, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
now he's talking about the ridiculousness.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Carp
runs like a pitcher.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 2, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
he really was...
haha, Carp was grinning from ear to ear
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ow
hadn’t seen the Ramirez plunking yet. That’s gonna leave a mark.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 2, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't believe
BBTN didn’t acknowledge Hoppy hoping around the infield. They usually love that stuff.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 2, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
they're talking about great butts now
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this sounds like eugenics, not scouting
w t f.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
on the other hand, Colby's pencil-fuzz is a good thing
Means he hasn’t peaked yet.
W T F
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yikes
Don’t even wanna know.
Carp’s just about to lumber home in the replay.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 2, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yup
still funny.
OK, time to shut it down for the night. See y’all.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Aug 2, 2009 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
hey guys, btw,
carp is a fucking machine
2.10 era on aug 2
move over timmy
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
just got home from game and bars
all I can say is: Holy Fucking Shit *copyright
I love this team. I can’t even decide who my favorite player is this year
Carp-He’s good ::toots oboe Billy Madison style::
Wainwright-we are witnessing the emergence of an ace. Its GD beautiful.
Pineiro-love a good underdog story, and his might be the best in MLB this year. Can’t say enough about the job he’s done. He’s been a true hero for this team the year, if any player can be deemed a hero for on-field performance.
Yadi-I love that we are the only ones who realize just how fucking good he is (whats that ESPN magazine? Shut up…don’t act like you get it)
Derosa-I know it sounds cliche, but really seems to live up to his “clubhouse guy” rep. Oh, and the HRs don’t hurt either.
Boog-What a relief to be able to finally be able to point to a guy at SS and say, “He’s our guy for the next few years, no doubt.” What an even bigger relief to be able to point to any batter who’s hit a ball remotely in the vicinity of Boog and say, “Don’t even bother.”
Matt “The Stillwater Stalwart” Holliday-IIRC I heard that he was a really religious dude, so I hesitate to blaspheme, but once I heard he was from Stillwater I immediately thought of the fictional band, so I immediately thought of Almost Famous, so i immediately thought..awww hell, I’ll just say it: Matt Holliday you are a golden god!
Ludwick-Glovewick, Studwick, or Slamwick, I love em all
Am I forgetting anyone….? …just kidding, #5 will always be my favorite. Too many good memories, and I know there will be plenty more to come this season and beyond. Dude will not rest til he’s dominating the league again, and I for one don’t think it will be long.
If Pujols and Rasmus fell out of a boat
with the options of hitting water or hitting the one floating mine in the entirety of the sea, one of them would hit the mine, it would explode, reassemble and then explode again when the other one of them hit it.
Doesn't sound like Boggs is a sure thing...
to make the start the next time a 5th starter is needed:
The Cardinals do not need a fifth starter until Aug. 11, against Cincinnati, and that start probably will be made by Boggs or deposed fifth starter Todd Wellemeyer. Boggs will make his bid for the spot with another start in Memphis. Wellemeyer will make his from the bullpen.
Well that’s just fantastic.
V, b.
Welley making his case from the bullpen
Should make the decision easy for LaDunc. Only chance Welley has is to throw perfect innings, not just shutouts. No walks, no f’ing around with nibbling, low pitch counts. Anything less means no start. Odds of that happening, slim to none.

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