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Game 87 Open Thread -- July 9, 2009

St. Louis Cardinals at Milwaukee Brewers, Jul 9, 2009 2:05 PM EDT


 

Pineiro Parra
3.05 FIP 5.09 FIP

Going w/ a lefty in game 3 may be just the tonic the Brewers need to get 1 game closer to the Cards b/c we are simply awful against lefties. We'll likely need a good one from Pineiro b/c, w/ the Cubs coming up w/ 4 games in 3 days and a day game following a night game, I fear that Stavinoha (gag!), LaRue (puke!), Barden (oof!), and Hoffpauir (not altogether awful) may be in the starting lineup this afternoon. Maybe Tony will go w/ Yadi since LaRue will have to play 1 of the 2 games Sunday. I just ask 1 thing, Tony: please, please, please let Colby be in CF. I don't care if he hits 9th. He just absolutely should not be sitting so that Ankiel or Duncan can play just b/c there's a lefty on the mound.

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i feel special

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got flayed alive for that a few games ago...

be careful

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it is ridiculous in a non-Albert way.

Yes I am a girl.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 9, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are?

JK

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i had no idea

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Parra

 looks like Koufax in the 1st inning.

by Iowa on Jul 9, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope

Pinero has the ole Supersonic, Deluxe, Bad Ass, Sinker working today.

by Iowa on Jul 9, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

all kidding aside

a consistent 91mph low 2 seamer is a pretty great thing to have in your rotation. i like it. lets keep him.

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As I said on Future Redbirds

Boggs pitches tonight. He’s not been pitching well but hopefully if he can work well tonight, the Cardinals will consider replacing both Wellemeyer and Thompson with him when we return from the break.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 9, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd Settle

for Wade Boggs at this point.

by Iowa on Jul 9, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that post was gold. everybody needs to read that between innings.

futureredbirds.net

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Piniero hit a little hard that inning

But his pitches looked good for the most part, hopefully he can keep up w/ Parra who apparently has the Cardinals vexed.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MIL will hit the ball hard

a few lucky breaks, and its alright, i think

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dirty sanchez?

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a dream last night

I was pitching and the hitter hit a dribbler down the third base line. It rolled way foul but then spun back fair somehow. Mark DeRosa was my third baseman, and he picked it up an inch or two inside the line and threw out the batter, who hadn’t run to first.

The ump called the ball foul. I was pretty mad. It was a pretty crappy call.

That’s it.

What do you think this means?

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that the umps suck in general?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a metaphor for the DeRosa deal

A good effort, and makes total sense, but ultimately futile.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let me consult my copy of "The Interpretation of Dreams" by Sigmund Freud.

hmm — “ball in play rolls foul” . . . “fears sexual inadequacy” . . . doesn’t seem right, but that’s what it says.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know

but probably not as profound as Martin Luther King’s “I have a dream”.

by Iowa on Jul 9, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not as weird as my dream of Larussa and Rasmus getting on a private jet

waving while they were at the top of the stair thing. where the hell were they going

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

Also: CARDS. TAKE SOME PITCHES

by mysterui on Jul 9, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Stavinoha is terrible, Al

I don’t care if he has gotten RBI’s as a PH…he also gets out like it’s the hot new thing.

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 9, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok how would you know that?

not that i doubt you… but what kind of internet searching would give this result?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They said it last time

I swear is was here in Milwaukee and they said that he might not pitch long because, well…you know.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 9, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow...

so lohse yaks in the dugout in atlanta… and parra had the runs…. interesting

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Parra, who historically has had huge problems with walks

and is just coming back to the majors is pitching and what do we do? Swing at everything.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Jul 9, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's hard to imagine anyone luckier than Hal McRae

he’s so bad at his job, but has such good job security.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ankiel? duncan?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think job security

is a strong enough word for DunKan’s situation.

by ducttape16 on Jul 9, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

replace duncan with thurston (the human wart our collective asses)

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

on*

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but really, and i brought this up somewhere before

what is really the role of a hitting coach at the ML level? mechanics and ability should be pretty well set by this point, so I would think that the mental part/conditioning/approach would be the main role. does anybody know more than me about this?

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it i the level where adjustments are most important

so there is that. I don’t see many (non-crotch) adjustments from Rick Ankiel.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe they saw the post from this morning about how crappy they were the first time through the lineup?

and they are just trying to get through it the first time as quick as possible

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't walk your way to the majors...

You drive in a bus… everyone knows this

by ducttape16 on Jul 9, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stavinoha is bad at baseball.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Al's explanation

“Stav is usually in right field, so you never know, maybe the ball came off the bat at a little bit of an angle.

Killer analysis.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm sure after the 25 years of baseball or whatever he's been playing

he’s never seen the ball come off at an angle. maybe he’ll teach that whippersnapper Corby or whatever his name is how to go get a baseball

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Corky

Corky Ramos (pronounced “Ray-Mose” because he’s only a quarter Mexican)

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for putting that in my brain

now i won’t even be able to say it right for awhile

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's better than me

but again, i’ve been drinking

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you've been drinking again?

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"again" suggests that the drinking stopped.

i suggest “still.”

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

its eastern time here

I have an hour on this game

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweet

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two outs

for the price of one.

by santiagofish on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that this infield

Is a bunch of recent AAA teammates and a baseball demi-god.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You took the words out of my mouth

and despite that, my other thought was “OK, I like this lineup!”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in your face GOB!!!!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freddy Sanchez

I know he is owed $8 M next year, but mlbtraderumors says that there are 7 teams that have inquired about Sanchez, 3 of which are the Giants, Rockies and Twins.

Who are the other 4? Are we one?

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 9, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd love him at 2B every day

Seriously, imagine having the same person at second base every day.

Seems like it’s been, what, since Fernando Vina left?

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Negative

563 PA in 2005. Luna only played 22 games at 2B that year.

Luna also played 3B, SS, LF, RF, and CF.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TLR has decided everyday players are for lameo managers

He only guarantees first ballot HOFers an every day spot.

by ducttape16 on Jul 9, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rolen

25 game hit streak? Is DiMaggio in trouble?

by Iowa on Jul 9, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When he gets to 40

Dimaggio’s hand will shake while he’s dunking. Otherwise, no.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOB Dimaggio.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 9, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, but it is striking that he's adjusted from being a HR junkie to hitting for average with a ton

of doubles. he’s now third in the AL for BA IIRC.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joel looks solid

Lets hope Barden and Hoffpauir brought something.

by OperaCard on Jul 9, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Slurrit with the infield single

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How is that an error on the 3b

Throw was online, made the play quickly.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright boys...

Time to get the bats going. I’m so tired of seeing no hit bids (admittedly early) each and every time we face a lefty.

Take some freakin’ pitches already.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

colby got jobbed there

ATG both called strikes were outside…strike three was way off the plate

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the one to colby

yea it was awful

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Brewers crappy players counter the Cardinals so well.

While Welley, Thurston, etc do jack squat for us.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

logged back in

SBNation, that just gave me time to reload on bourbon

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's with VEB dying during games

Kinda annoying, if I may say so myself.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was annoyed also

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man

no hit so far by manny freaking parra

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if he is getting 6 inches off the plate called strikes

he may just no-no us

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im working so i cannot pay that much attention

are they umps that bad again?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

colby's strikeout was on three pitches

and parra never threw a ball in strik zone…two called strikes were obvious balls ATG…one was a good 6 inches off the plate

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

parra's got a no-hitter going? huh.

imagine that. a no-hitter. have you guys ever heard of a no-hitter? wow. imagine that. manny parra tossing a no-hitter. no-hitter! no-hitter? no-hitter.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THROW MORE NO-HITTERS

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

im hoping that the GOB are listening…. yes… we mentioned it

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well pitched games are nice Dan

but I can’t enjoy a game in which the Cards have no hits.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well pitched is one thing

but lazy looking hitters are another

Boog for MVP

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

Brendan Ryan is channeling the spirit of the Wizard

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

amazing defensive play

you’d have to see it

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G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

I’ll have to catch the highlights

by saladdays on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right as I read this

A commercial started:

“HI! This is Ozzie Smith…”

Weird.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome play

hilarious reaction to it by Braun.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

el douche

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

douche king

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

i just realized that this means that no jo-el for the cubs… sigh… wellemeyer though

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did I mention how

Handsome Manny Parra is. He’s a good looking man.

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

absolutely dashing

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

by jacksonian on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey u guise

do the Cards have any hits against Parra yet???

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

yes they do

by huts04 on Jul 9, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On cue

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys

Parra isn’t throwing a no-hitter, he’s throwing a perfect game minus the error.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question for those watching FSMW

Is it in 4×3 or 16×9 format? I have MLB EI through DirecTV. It seems like most of the time I get the Cardinals HD feed it is in 4×3 format instead of 16×9. The Brewers HD feed is in 16×9.

by outraged on Jul 9, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well the standard format for HD is 16X9

i don’t think that it can be displayed in 4X3 without looking squished

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

any hd feed should be coming in 16x9

i would double check your settings (tv and your directv box).

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All my settings are correct.

I even get the Brewers HD feed in 16×9, but for some reason the Cardinals HD feed is in 4×3 usually. So I was just curious if everyone else is getting it in 4×3 today (FSMW is actually broadcasting in 4×3) or if DirectTV is messing the ratio up somehow. Odd thing is it doesn’t look squished.

by outraged on Jul 9, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does a guy Stav's size not have power?

I’ll take the single to lead off the inning

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Has anybody else had a problem accessing this site?

I kept getting an SBNation notice that “Something went wrong”

by mysterui on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Happened to me too

Seems to be happening to lots of people. I blame El NiƱo. That, and the housing crisis.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

SBNATION IS A TERRIBLE SITE

Seriously, though, is it just me or does SBNation sort of set the standard for how any web site should be run? I love this place. And now with them adding mobile commenting and all that. Well done, whoever you are that works behind the scenes.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling

that we might lose a good portion of the community if they figure out who created SBNation…

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Jul 9, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you kidding me?

i’d dominate their face off

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Markos Moulitas

is who created SBNation. A pretty polarizing guy to some

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Jul 9, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did not know that. interesting.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOO

Heh. Luckily this is a game thread, so we won’t have time for this to degenerate… I hope.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

why ruin it for me??? I had no idea.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I've experienced problems with them maybe 5 times?

Always temporary glitches like today.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish Albert would except the

“pitch around” at this delicate developmental time for Ludwick. It looks bad when he is chasing.

by OperaCard on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"delicate developmental time"? you make it sound like i need to have the "talk" with ryan.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We finally got Hal to shut-up

so watch what you say!!!!!!!!!

by OperaCard on Jul 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*plate-appear

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but i'm already there.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you swing at the first pitch so that teams with no bullpens can have their #5 starters go 8.

I mean, since you’re going to get a “pitch to hit” on the first of the AB, it’s not like the pitcher is trying to spot it on a corner, they HAVE to throw you a meatball on 0-0. They will not, and cannot throw another hittable pitch the entire AB.

So it is said by Hal
So it shall be done.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 9, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, there is no justice in baseball

an out should not follow that AB.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It seems like every time Yadi has one of these long ABs

He always ends up with a hit.

Knock on wood.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was trying to think of what Pineiro's 'stache reminds me of...

…and then the other night the wife busted out Season Four of the The Office on DVDand suddenly it became clear…

From the episode “Branch Wars”

I literally said “there’s Joel Pineiro!”

Anyway I say this because I’m checking out and won’t have a chance to bring it up again today. Go Cards!

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 9, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I haven't seen it since last time he pitched

but that time it looked a bit like Pat Heely from “There’s Something About Mary”

by mattyp on Jul 9, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, GOB.

Seriously. Manny f^%$ing Parra! Seriously!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think at this point

it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy. They’ve been told that they suck against left-handers, so they go out and play like it.

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Jul 9, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It really is just absurd...

and it’s been this way for several years.

Oh, and Brian Barden probably shouldn’t be in the majors.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he had to have done some sort of deal with the devil at the crossroads.

all right, i’ll buy that maybe he learned dave duncan’s supermega2-seamsinkergyrofastballofdeath, but learning to hit in the off-season too?

i call paranormal shenanigans.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swing early swing often

how is that not a philosophy?

by ducttape16 on Jul 9, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder we're sucking

That’s a modified Chicago philosophy.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh

THAT “philosophy.”

Not a fan.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

joel comes through!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1-0 is a ballgame? in the fifth?

so, you’re more of a “glass-half-empty-and-probably-going-to-get-knocked-off-the table-and-shatter-into-a-million-pieces-because-it’s-worthless-and-stupid” kind of guy.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

look up the numbers when the other team scores first

or look up the numbers vs LHP. it’s not pretty.

or you could turn your sarcasm alert up. it might be broken

by kalmavet on Jul 9, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mozeliak and LaRussa should be tried at the Hague

For crimes against humanity for how they are wasting Pujols’ prime of primes.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 9, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why does this offense have to be so bad

It’s one friggen run and it feels like 10.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the offense is bad in general

but especially tough to watch vs LHP, as chuck posted about today.

said Lefty need not be any good to shut us out. It’d be one thing to lose to a great Lefty, but it’s manny parra. ugh

by kalmavet on Jul 9, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

al just needs to shut the fuck up

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 9, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Piniero gets some crappy run support.

"Rasmus doesn't hit lefties. Instead he bashes them over the head with their own bleeding arm he just raced to the mound to rip off before the ball arrives to the plate. He then smashes that baseball with the pitchers bloody arm over the wall because he does not hit lefites he bashes them." Ted Lilly

by Red Blazer on Jul 9, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on top of order

lets put up a 3-spot

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AnKielesque

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 9, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Al just say

“you’d almost like to see something happen with this offense”? What the hell does that even mean?

by ducttape16 on Jul 9, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Colby's gotta swing now

Since he knows everything will be called a strike anyway.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"You'd almost like to see something happen with this offense"

- Al.

That. Is. Profound.

Oh, and dancing over at 1B doesn’t do you any good.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed something I guess

Apologies in advance, but what does ATG stand for?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind

just figured it out.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, no it wasn't

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 9, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I saw the starting had an ERA of over 7.

But then I saw he was a leftie.

Applying the CLA (Cardinal Lefty Adjustment) I realized that Parra had an effective ERA of 0.00!

I mean seriously how can an offense just be crippled by left handed pitching so much?

by redbird2006 on Jul 9, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, another BS strike.

you can stop hazing the rookie ump.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where was that?

sigh cant get a call today

by FunkeeC on Jul 9, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha

I looked at game day and saw Ryan, Br at first….

And then I thought “what is Ryan Braun doing at first base with the cardinals batting?”

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats two times now for colby

that ball was way off the plate

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn....

just missed that one.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Affirmative

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup, so luddy, skip, rasmus

who else among the hitters?

by kalmavet on Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barden has one right?

maybe that’s the reason he was called up again…

by ducttape16 on Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good point

was duncan growing one? i know the beard’s gone

by kalmavet on Jul 9, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm on day 33

and still don’t have much to show for it

How did the pig corner the breakfast market?

by STLRegalia on Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm going to

start adding every crappy lefty in fantasy baseball when i see they are facing the cardinals. i can’t lose!

by lopey986 on Jul 9, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In a few weeks we're gonna look like a 19th century team with all these mustaches.

I say they should do a “St. Louis Perfectos” throw-back night when the mustachios are good and ready.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

As long as we don't have to go back to the All White era

We have the worst white position players in the league.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 9, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good point

Also, on second thought Browns or Brown Stockings would be better. My quick Google Image search tells me that maybe mustaches were out of fashion for the Perfectos year.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of mustaches...

I think the VEB Day should be mustache-friendly. Team chemistry and all that jazz.

I think it would be pretty ridiculous to see a bunch of VEB-t-shirt-clad folks rocking ’staches at the ballpark and surrounding bars.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll do my best, but

I’m not sure I can grow a ‘stache that fast. I’ll need some hormones.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 9, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't have one of those either.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is EXACTLY

how I want to spend my money.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you don't want a "Twelfth Night at the Ballpark" evening?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 9, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Brilliant.

And no.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 9, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, costume 'staches are acceptable

especially in the event that you don’t want to be a woman with a real mustache.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometime in mid-Aug I think...

there was a detailed Fanpost about it but I can’t seem to find it now.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aug 15

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 9, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is ridiculous

if we do make it to the playoffs and face the dodgers…they are guaranteed two wins with wolf and kershaw going

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Combined

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 9, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twice

Just piling on

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 9, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Parra can go play in traffic

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 9, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Joel Pineiro

12 groundouts, 2 flyouts

by mysterui on Jul 9, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least they didn't get the You Will Never Hit Lefties curse

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

92

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

9 to Molina

and 18 to every other batter….so probably 27.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how much better at defense Hoffpauier is than Skip

Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 9, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what Pineiro's thinking right now

1 run and thru 6 he’s on the hook for his 10th loss despite having his finest season

by kalmavet on Jul 9, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If only he were a gamer and/or a winner

Then maybe he’s rack up some wins.

by mojowo11 on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's just not grindy enough

he need to channel his inner-aaron-rowand

by kalmavet on Jul 9, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"My teammates suck ass."

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 9, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

piniero needs to jack a dong

looks like the offense isn’t going to help him out today

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Checking in for good luck.

Because NOT being on VEB apparently isn’t working.

3 notes:
-I’m really starting to like Pineiro

-Parra is making Rasmus look awful

-Is it just me or has Albert done nada against the Brewers this year?

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Jul 9, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike 3 was a bad call, yes.

but the ump isn’t making him swing at curves in the dirt.

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Jul 9, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

swung at it twice, but then layed off it

and was on his way to a good result before the bat was taken out of his hands.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gameday says that both of rasmus's strikeouts weren't

so can’t be to awful

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 9, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Rasmus' last at bat

That’s a 3-2 count and an 8 pitch AB

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in order

1) Pineiro seems to have figured things out with Dunc. I’m a believer for another year or two
2) Ras finally has scouting films on him available to the league now. Don’t get cocky, kid.
3) F the Brewers

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK people

Stop dogging Rasmus today. He’s gotten MFing jobbed on two horrifying backwards K calls. Jobbed.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 9, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he was worth a damn he'd have 2 hits by now

and every day. get him some more broccoli for dinner

by Expatcardfan on Jul 9, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

how do we hang a 4 spot on gallardo

then look like tee-ballers against parra?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 9, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

joined the action late

looks like the ump sucks again

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Jul 9, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and we cannot hit

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Jul 9, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should get a prize for so concisely summing up this game.

Actually you left out: it sucks to be PiƱeiro.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 9, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I wish we could get Rolen back

sigh

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by gocards62 on Jul 9, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are unlucky in that respect

Tight zone for Welley, but the brewers pitcher with poor command gets an ump with a nice wide zone.

by TheBirds on Jul 9, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny effing' Parra...

just coming off the DL, generally sucked all season, and here is is, 6.1 innings of dominance.

I’ve seen this movie before and it just sucks.

by goodymobb on Jul 9, 2009 3:41 PM EDT