Inning 15 Overflow
Up yours, Weaver.
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Hi guys in the truck!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
nice picture
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
okay, guys
we get it
somebody just win
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
one word
Hawksworth
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
Oh my goodness.
I am so tired.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I just wanted to tell you both good luck
we’re all counting on you.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
Claw and beak those Trolley Dodgers, Hawk!
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
welcome to the cricket match!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
not quite yet
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
haha, for serious.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Bill Bryson on cricket:
After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind) I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn’t fix in a hurry. It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect. I don’t wish to denigrate a sport that is enjoyed by millions, some of them awake and facing the right way, but it is an odd game. It is the only sport that incorporates meal breaks. It is the only sport that shares its name with an insect. It is the only sport in which spectators burn as many calories as players — more if they are moderately restless. It is the only competitive activity of any type, other than perhaps baking, in which you can dress in white from head to toe and be as clean at the end of the day as you were at the beginning.
Imagine a form of baseball in which the pitcher, after each delivery, collects the ball from the catcher and walks slowly with it to center field; and that there, after a minute’s pause to collect himself, he turns and runs full tilt toward the pitcher’s mound before hurling the ball at the ankles of a man who stands before him wearing a riding hat, heavy gloves of the sort used to to handle radio-active isotopes, and a mattress strapped to each leg. Imagine moreover that if this batsman fails to hit the ball in a way that heartens him sufficiently to try to waddle forty feet with mattress’s strapped to his legs, he is under no formal compunction to run; he may stand there all day, and, as a rule, does. If by some miracle he is coaxed into making a misstroke that leads to his being put out, all the fielders throw up their arms in triumph and have a hug. Then tea is called and every one retires happily to a distant pavilion to fortify for the next siege. Now imagine all this going on for so long that by the time the match concludes autumn has crept in and all your library books are overdue. There you have cricket.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
He’s hilarious, even if he did call Missouri the “Show me the Way to Another State.”
by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
All of his books are excellent.
Notes from a Small island was recently voted the book that best describes the British character. I can’t read his travel writing when I’m on a train for fear of guffawing embarrassingly.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I waited on him once
good tipper, nice guy
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
hey Larussa
thanks for not starting Colby
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
For realz
Stav has no business on this roster
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
These are the kind of games
where Shannon is usually plastered and stumbling his words
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
"Take over for me, Monty..."
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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
BOOOG!
Yay.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Brendan Ryan in Leftfield
with the force out at 1st
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
He really is just a shallow LFer most of the time.
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
and The Force
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
So bottom of the inning...
leave Hawk into bat for himself… or concede the game if we don’t score a run and are forced to bring Welle in?
still have thompson
but who would bat for him? LaRue, Wainwright?
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
ok..
the bed thing didn’t work out. I was really hoping a change of scenery would result in a walk off.
at least the game is official now
Oh wait.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
brendan...
don’t kill albert!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
that was scary
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
they re-race the sausages at miller park
i imagine they’ll do the stretch again
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Boog
Picked it and flicked it
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
at this rate, Pineiro will be rested to close out the series
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
actually he can't
“rules”
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
This is the game that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends,
Some people started playing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they’ll continue playing it forever just because,
This is the game that never ends………
hmmmm
Hawksworth’s stuff is much better than I recall seeing before.
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heh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad I took the night off from drinking
I’d be calling into work by now
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Carpenter just relayed some deep information
Possibly about luggage.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I cant go to sleep.
I´d just be lying there like a kid on Christmas Eve, wondering is Santa had given me coal.
Santa's in the dugout with a bum back.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
If Santa can't bring my present
maybe Holliday can?
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
i hope that's not the last time we can make that joke
but oh well.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Let Hawk hit for himself
this thing is going 43 innings.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Glaus must be like "WTF!"
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I tuned in for the "9th"
Figured i would kill a bit of time till the 10pm news…yeah that didnt happen
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
On the contrary...
you killed a lot of time.
Blake Hawksworth.
If we win this game, I shall name my next son Blake.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i bet
he lets hawk bat
he’s cruising. this is essentially a start for hawk now. he’s the starter in game 2
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I need sleep
this game needs to end
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YES
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
500 days of summer.
it had some good moments, but, meh.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i loved it
thought it was really good.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I was entertained.
I love the lead actors. They’re really the only reason the movie was good, though.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
That seems to be the critic's opinion as well
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you can sleep when they come up with a new model
or november. which ever comes first
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
beeeeeuuuuuuuttteeeeeful
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
Somehow Matt Kemp didn't get on base
And Manny came up to bat less than 4 times. Weird!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
did i miss manny batting out of order?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
so is hawk going to go 5 and get the win "officially?"
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
Todd Wellemeyer is still the best option
in the organization, right Tony and Mo?
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
well he isn't starting Friday
Boggs is remember :)
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
This has to the be the dagger for Colonel
It’s amazing it was still up for discussion up til’ now, but this kind of thing builds instant credibility with those 2
by Merry CRasmus on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
he's like a mentor
or something
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
They called off his rehab.
He’s just hanging out, I guess. Maybe gonna see Paletta?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Thank god I work 2nd shift
This is like early evening for me
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
You know
If we had used Wellemeyer instead of Hawksworth, he’d still be out there too.
It would just still be the 13th inning.
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
Blake Hawksworth
is frigging awesome. That is all.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
recd
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
hard to believe
pineiro started this game. i feel like i haven’t seen him in a week
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Tough luck no-decision too
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
At least he´ll be rested
For a start tomorrow
by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
If this was a game that Glaus was playing in Springfield
he would have taken himself out already and headed for the hotel with ‘back spasms’.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
"This is not in my job description"
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
all in with the Hawk
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
Ok Gentlemen
I would like to see the Cardinals score a run and win the game.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
WINS PROBABILITY ADDED
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Step on FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
BOOOG!!!!
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
did he touch first!?!?!
hopefully i am just kidding
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
what do you mean
Isnt he a Gold Glover?
by SoCalBirdfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
BOOG!!!!!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
manny is tired of this game
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Booo
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
oooo
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
ooog
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
!
!!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
BRENDAN FUCKING RYAN!
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
wooooooo!!!!!!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
VENGEANCE
This close to it.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I <3 leadoff triples
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
i think manny wanted him to take third
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
another half a step
and we would have had 2
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
ALRIGHT.
Manny just gave up. Sac fly wins it.
BOOOOOOOG!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!``
Boog is my hero
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
BOOG-A-LICIOUS!!!!!!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
damn
he stepped right on that base
wtf is that
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
there is fucking NOTHING better than a new ballplayer
Who knows his entire family and all his friends are watching on the West Coast.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you know... Boog is kind of odd.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
with Ryan I wouldn't be surprised
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
YOU HEAR THAT, DANUP
IT’S THE POETRY.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Silence over the LA Horizon
A blue chill is cut by red anger
Brendan Ryan has hit a triple
by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Brendan freakin Ryan!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
YES.
BOOG IS MY HERO.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
HEY PETER
TURN ON CHANNEL 3
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
FLYBALL. NOW.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Yes! Ryan with the triple, and managed to touch first on his way!
Right, now lets end this so everybody can go to bed.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V, b.
come on you crazy redneck bastard!!!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
Wins Probability!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy crap.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
looks like an ekg of my heart during this game
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Dear SBN
we need seconds on the timestamp.
Thanks,
AZ
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Life imitates art
This is a carbon copy of my EKG right now
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
FAIL
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
This is the best goddamn game in the history of goddamn games
by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going rover, coach. Just gonna run in a circle here.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
cmon now larue
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
Manny is playing Brendan's
position.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
woah
come on pornstache
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
manny is playing where boog plays
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
See above. hahaha.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
I hope that hit Martin in the sack
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Gameday agrees
Umps are tired too
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Was LaRue calling timeout
as the ball was being thrown back to the pitcher?
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
oh man
i don’t have to… but this game is going to make me have to crap
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
I did in between the last half-inning break. lol
Game winning deuce.
by vexedtechie on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
this is the Finnegan's Wake of baseball games
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
classic.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
danka
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Weaver wants to go home
he’s just going to turn and throw it into CF in a minute.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions
Weaver
throw the next one a little wider next time, plz k thnx
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
Julio Lugo.
See the ball? Hit it to the outfield.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
come on don julio
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
Tony looked like a caged animal
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
he's in the middle of Iowa
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
guess they were thinking that
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
lugo usually makes good contact
i can do something else now, please?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
please?
it’s like I’m in purgatory limbo or whatever
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
If we dont win this one here
I am going to spend the night in the freezer, so I don´t feel anything at all.
Hit a flyball damnit
If we waste a leadoff triple, I will lose my mind.
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if by mind you mean central processing unit then I guess
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
I will break shit.
(How did I become so invested in this game in just 3 innings?)
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win this, Lugo
win this
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
Let's distract ourselves by taking a moment here to realize an important fact
LaRue translates to “The Street.”
Jason the Street.
Heh.
Crazy LIKE A FOX
looking for the Squeeze.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
...because he was going to steal home?
I don’t understand. Literally.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
as GOB is my witness, Boog
do not try to steal home, no matter how wild the pitch
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
ah. okay.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, I would be so pissed to be at this game.
They stop selling beer in the 7th.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Its been long enough
The soda is probably starting to ferment.
by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Martin
he’s saved this game a few times, maybe he deserved the gold glove over Yadi. Probably not, but maybe.
blasphemy
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
well at least albert will bat again
wait
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
BALK
"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
What a game.
What a game. I love baseball.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Wow, how long has this been up, 30 seconds?
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
um
swinging on 3-0?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
Yea
but we don’t need a popup either.
DeRosa>Lugo.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
do they have any more pitchers?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Derosa.
That is all.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
well
he’s on base now what
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
Seriously
Lugo almost got benched for a week.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
oh man.......
oh man oh man oh man….. come on dero!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP DAN!!!!! DON’T JINX IT!!!!
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
Should I be happy about Lugo walking there?
I don’t really know anymore
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I'll take an Albert Pujols walkoff GS
The game would also be serious at that point!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
DOUBLE STEAL
TRIPLE STEAL
TACKLE THE PITCHER, LUGO
ANYTHING. SCORE THIS DAMN RUN!!!
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions
I have watch innings 1-4 and 11-15 tonight
So I am ready for my 9 innings of ball to be over with
Stat Whore
Dear Mark of Rose,
Remember last time when you hit the ball to the warning track?
Yeah, do that again.
Thanks,
VEB
why does Martin's jersey have a J on it?
Or is that an R that I just can’t see straight
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
DeRo DeRo DeRo
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Most hated Dodger?
Russell Martin.
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Agree
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Just a week ago,
I was wearing my customizable Weaver Jersey shirt….how things change.
Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy
by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Aw man why is everyone ragging on me today?
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, my entire fucking kingdom for a long fly ball.
It’s a nice kingdom. It’s got a lake and everything.
zombie pegicorns?
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll throw in my kingdom, too
But my kingdom is really just like a futon and an okay side-table from IKEA.
The hidden ball trick
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
happy Thursday everyone!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
Torre needs a bro
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
Suicide squeeze
Do it.
Do it.

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
Hahaha.
Walk DeRosa to get to Pujols.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
dodgers clinging to life
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Steve Perry
Steeeeve Perry…
"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
SHIT SANDWICH
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
SHIT!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
tempting
to squeeze with rosy
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
goddamn
Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy
by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
unbelievable
unbelievable
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
goddamnit boog!
fuck
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
aw fuck
what the hell is going on? what just fucking happened
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
SO CLOSE.
Oh my gosh.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
was boog safe?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
WAS BOOG SAFE?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
mighta been safe?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
Come on, Albert
Stop fucking around. Jesus.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
it will make pujols's game winning hit all the more remarkable
Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy
by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions
Did that really just happen?
I’m pretending like I didn’t just see that.
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Can't get a leadoff man home from third.
Ridiculous.
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eliminate, please
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
God he looks terrible against Weaver
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
son of a b*tch
he may have been safe there. i thought he was way out, but replay was really hard to tell.
What the balls?
This game is making me go insane.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
come on bert
please let me go to bed
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
Manny is playing super-shallow in left
Which means he doesn’t realize there are two outs.
Which means he’s Manny being Manny.
This is my last night in my apartment in the st. louis area.......
….before I move back upstate, and the cardinals are giving me this beautiful going away party. The words of Terrence Mann ring true:
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. "
sigh
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
I just declined a cup of tea because I assumed I'd be going to bed.
Don’t make me regret that decision.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions
and glorious hair
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I know how difficult that must've been.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Did you know he is Khalil Greene's 2nd Cousin?
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
is that true?
Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy
by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
HANDSOME MAN
also Jeff Weaver’s name happens to be Jeff Weaver. I don’t know if he’s aware of that right now.
"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
is it just me
or have we had the most bullshit record in check swings this year. I feel like every one gets rung up
Shortstop.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
top of dugout steps
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
How do we not suicide squeeze there?
We won like 8 games with a suicide squeeze and eckstein. Surely Boog can run fast enough.
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Still think you take your chances and make a call for that at some point.
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I agree.
Ryan’s fast enough you could go with the safety squeeze instead of the suicide, too.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That looked pretty damned close on the replay.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm surly and I'm not standing there...
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
don't call me shirley
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
i love baseball but sometimes i hate it too
sigh….
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions
this game is sadistic
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions
Great X-Mo replay of the play at the plate on the Dodgers feed
He looked safe. Super-close, but I don’t think Russell got him in time.
OMG END THIS NOW
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Seinfeld.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
george's dad.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
protection?
prefer apu to holliday
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Albert.
For the love of all that is holy, win this game.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
can we get this entire crew fired, please?
I’m tired of them deciding this series.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you are correct, sir
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
be still heart... be still
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions
Russell Martin
stop it with the pussy fake throw to first.
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Dear God, was that close
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
break out, Albert
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions
I have one in my bathroom
but it’s not yours
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That's what she said.
Now let’s move on.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh dear goodness.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
i thought that might have been a hit...
Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy
by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
can you even imagine the fan graph if albert doesn't win this here?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions
it goes back to 50....but NO WORRIES NOW!!!!
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
GOB Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change (Joe Thurston)
The courage to
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
know how to finish a post
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
mmh MMMH
Now THAT is a TASTY BURGER.
Its. Fucking. Over.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions 10 recs
rec'd that btw
that shit better be green by the morning
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
+1
Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy
by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
ALBERT!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
THATS A WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
WE WIN WE WIN
WE FUCKING WIN!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
YAY!!!!
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971
go cards.
Cause it's as American as apple pie

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
yesterday
futuristic prediction
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
You, Sir HCL, have the post of a lifetime.
Spectacular . . ..
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Yeah, what was Kemp doing?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
frolicking.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IS OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE OVER?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions
Does he still get a double for that?
Cause he should.
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Does he get a triple for that?
Cause he should.
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Does he get a inside the park grand slam for that?
Cause he should.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Does he get an Olympic Gold Medal for that?
Cause he should.
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Thank the GOB
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
BERT!!!
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Bay-beee!!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions
PUJOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgg
this is like taking a piss after a 4 hour movie………YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
YES
Good night.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Walk off We---
fuck…walk off thursday.
But not in my time zone!!! wooo!!!
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
Celebration fail.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
IMNADAMACHINGIMJUSTALPERT
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
I'm glad Lugo stepped on the base...
Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy
by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions
There it is!!!!!
Put down your Sullen Robot magazine, Azru.
Prediction: Pujols goes on a tear after this
haha, they're like fuck the high fives, let's go home.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they're leaning on each other like the battle's over
which would be true.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I am
Too wired to sleep
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
yeah
sleep? hah
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Thank the maker!
This oil bath is going to feel Soooooo good!
by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions
I'm so glad it's over
I almost don’t care that we won.
Yes I do.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
I <3 WALK OFF THURSDAYS
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
kudos
to apu and hawkman
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Pujols and the Hawkman FTW
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
all is right with the universe!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions
I just wanted to tell you both Good Luck
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I am making weird shocked faces
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
look at that shit
just look
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
All those high leverage situations
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Fangraphs win pct
or VEB EKG?
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
it's doing double duty there
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
wow...what a great game...
oddly enough, it reminds me of my heartbeat…
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971
go cards.
by thecoolalonzo on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I like the look of this:
C Rasmus 6 3 0 1 0 1 0 1 .254
M Holliday 4 5 0 2 0 0 1 2 .216
A Pujols 3 7 0 3 0 1 0 1 .214
R Ludwick 5 5 1 2 0 1 0 0 .093
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson
by davethebutcher on Jul 30, 2009 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Horrible play by Kemp
Also, apologies to my neighbors for waking them at 1 AM.
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
simply fantastic
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
thats a turning point folks....
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
the only thing that would make this night perfect is if this was waiting for me in the bedroom

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
I think you're in for some disappointment.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
only if she stayed up to watch the game.
Yeah. Me and my stupid standards.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Too bad this is what you are going to end up with
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd.
Ya’ll don’t want me posting pictures of dudes on here. AND I WILL.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I still say that it had to be done...
Colby was being compared to a young Sly, and I begged to differ. With proof.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
Google images is an evil bitch sometimes.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
The problem is...
my gut instinct was to search sly stallone porn……..and thus began my downfall.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
oh good. it wasn't just me.
Mostly because I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Others may not agree…
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
atleast I'm not alone on this.
Don’t leave me out to dry when this comes back to haunt me.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
what about that Ank pic?
ewh
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
what'd the five fingers say to the face?
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 30, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Slap!
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes...I know the Chapelle/Rick James joke...
…it’s what my friends always say if someone starts that joke…
“HI!!!” And waves the hand around all excited-like.
Rosie you're alright, you wear my ring...
And when you hold me tight, baby that’s my thing,
When you turn out the lights, I gotta hand it to me…
Looks like it’s you and me again tongiht, Rosie.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05jP8GK18Adeh/610x.jpg
by EsemplasticSaxum on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
A somewhat satisfactory moment with Mary Palm . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I'm with you
I can’t stop laughing, either. Stress relief, I s’pose
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
not to mention we've been playing the Phils and dodgers
flubs have been playing the Astros (selective memory, please)
I love baseball.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and i'm a day late and a dollar short
oh well. goodnight.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
much better than
philly!!
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
or getting swept by the friggin Astros
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
In principle that was a ine-out to CF for the 3rd out and we’re in the 16th.
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
no, watch it again
it was 10 feet over his head. no way he catches that unless he’s Cody
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Hawk is the winning pitcher; Weaver loses
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
first ML win too
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
he thanked Jesus more than Albert does.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
How come no one ever BLAMES Jesus when they lose?
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I could explain this but I won't.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
because that's the GOB and Satan.
the hockey player.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm guessing
two overflows for the post-game.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT reply actions
hope the cub fans watching at BCB had fun with this one too!
ha ha ha
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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT reply actions
BEST GAME EVER

The poster formerly known as JoeyBombs.
by RasRoY on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
DFA
designated for AWESOMENESS
"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 AM EDT reply actions
why is Boog not the star of the game?
But Boog is avenged!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Okay, hawk pitched really well
But how can Boog NOT be the player of the game?
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
because they found a guy to put a mic in front of
and it was his first ML win
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
all the vets get the showers first...
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Poor Blake
I bet he gets optioned back to MEmphis now because he’s unavailable for like a week.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 AM EDT reply actions
if he's gone & thurston isn't
i’m not responsible for what happens next
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They also have had like 50 hits in those 33 innings
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
ruining their run differential
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Did anybody else notice that hawk drew a cross on the back of the mound?
makes sense now with his post game comments
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 AM EDT reply actions
Check his Twitter account
he’s uber religious.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Just about to post it
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
was he tweeting mid game?
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Whatever makes him feel like a pitching stud
It’s obviously working.
by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't blame him.
I find myself saying a quiet “APu” when ever something good happens to me.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson
by davethebutcher on Jul 30, 2009 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions
required weekly test everyone.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
LOL I thought it was funny that came on during postgame
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
The GOB are awesome tonight
They are even using the weekly test to mute Dan and AL.
THANK YOU OH GREATS GOBs.
Mmmm
That sounds delicious. Not as good as living in Whiskey though…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson
by davethebutcher on Jul 30, 2009 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it becomes WALK OFF THURSDAY
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
TTLJC
Thank the lord jesus Christ, says Hawksworth. Ironically enough, that;s the same thing I said when Albert got his hit
Haha, I believe yours was a sigh of relief, and his was praise, but good pick-up nonetheless
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
The Cubs won their game like 9 hours ago.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 AM EDT reply actions
Always nice to see a Cards win
and a Dodger loss is almost as nice
btw. longest game for the Dodgers in 16 years
so eveybody knows who the real hero tonight is, right?
it’s blake hawksworth
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
JC
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
and if they did i would hope that nobody would make fun of them
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
after all, Jesus saves
but passes to Buddha, Buddha shoots and scores
by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
serious question
who/what does Khalil thank?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I thought he was Baha'i
probably off-topic, asking because I’m ign’ant.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he is
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I think you're right
No idea who they thank after games.
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
"I´d like to thank Ahura Mazda for this victory
and the prophet Zoroaster for bringing us his holy teachings"
That would be awesome
I knew a Zoroastrian in middle school. He was really smart. And also a member of an incredibly old and interesting religion which doesn’t exactly have many member anymore.
I think Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian… though probably not a practicing one.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Works well where I'm from . ..
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
penney?
i mean, they have pretty good prices on clothes
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
i just hope that he doesn't get dogged too bad for his post game comments
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
that
and Colby Rasmus, and Pujols
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
and luddy, too
kind of albert, but he had loads of chances.
but still. blake hawksworth
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
oh yeah
Luddy too
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I blame Dan'n'Al
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we make it two wins today?
ALso does this count as a night night double header?
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
what'd he say
I was trying to replenish my blood sugar.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
but you have In N Out Burger
i’d trade them for all the sonics, whities, McDs, BK’s, Wendy’s & Stake N Shakes in the world
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damn I miss them too
at least we still have Jack and Carl’s Jr here in Hawaii
by SoCalBirdfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
oh, i thought by your name you were in socal
jacks & carl’s rule. i hate ohio. i really do
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They have Carl Jr's in Oklahoma
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Heresy
I love In and Out as much as anyone, but Steak and Shake is better than them all!
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson
by davethebutcher on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
i had S&S way too much late at night from when my dad was in the hospital
i can’t even stand the smell of that place now
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Too poor of service for my taste
I dislike S&S
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
For some reason I'm fundamentally opposed to a drive through
for a place that has waiters on the inside.
Tony says that Joe Thurston is missing in action...
and that he crawled in a hole and maybe now that they won he might crawl back out….
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
As much as I hate Joe Thurston
I’m glad Tony didn’t pile on the insults against him, not surprising since he’s TLR and we won.
Tony seems to be REALLY defensive in regards to his players
tony = anit-veb
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 30, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, in front of the media I understand
sometimes I wish he would publicly lay into someone.
Also, someone needs to ask if he’ll ever bench Colby for Stavi again.
yeah... let nobody forget that joe thurston is an idiot
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:20 AM EDT reply actions
He has no business stepping between the lines again this year
Unless he gets a job on the groundscrew
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
and that boog was probably safe
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
good choice.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
So...
Kyle Lohse is pretty questionable since he came back, but Hideki Kuroda is too. I think we have a legitimate shot at that one thing. What’s that thing called again?
that thing.
We don’t name it.
Like that one guy who doesn’t exist.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Sweep!!

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
you guys are such jinxers
i bet this game is all your fault
j/k
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Thta thing That Thing That Thing
Some guys (and Spants, Fang, EvilF, soory if I missed anyone) are only about, that thing that thing that Thiiiinnnng. I think that song was about sweeps, btw
im off to bed
night guys/gals…. great win
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 AM EDT reply actions
Game 104: The Reckoning
July 29-30. Never forget
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:23 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
nice
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't either.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Search the archives from June or July of last year
for an extra-inning loss to the Pirates. It was as epic as this game, but it in the bad way. TESS stands for “Testicle-Exploding Shit-Storm.”
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Someone linked to it recently
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
"that's what she said"
for lazy people
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
no, you're not
Uh… crap, it’s crappy. Mostly it is Never Forget TESS.
And it has to do with the Pirates.
I forget now whose sig it’s on, with the link.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
bjork24's
Who never seems to come around no more
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
that's why we frown on acronyms
except for stats.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
+1!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
rec'd
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
by YesWeOquendo on Jul 30, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
seems eons ago that we got swept by the Astros
now time to return the favor this weekend
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
4 game sweep is first order of business
that would be great. we’ll do it i have a feeling after this game
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
MLB.com
the homepage of mlb.com describes Albert’s hit as a blooper to win the game. Someone needs to tell them the definition of blooper.
wow thats weak mlb
albert hit that ball pretty hard
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
well this sure solves the team cohesion question
with all the new guys
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this game almost takes up the entire front page of VEB!
holy fucking shit®!
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Epic needs extended coverage

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
hah, i see it.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
not telling
find out for yourself
and don’t operate heavy machinery
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
His stache
still looks like someone penciled it in.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
makes it that much cooler
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
god manny is such a lazy fielder
he couldn’t spring to a ball in the 15th? pathetic. glad we don’t have him
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:28 AM EDT reply actions
sportscenter is now mocking manny
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh wait. now they're mocking thurston.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I don't understand that play entirely
Could thurston maybe have went back to the base after seeing that the dodgers were trying to get him out?
by from First to Third on Jul 30, 2009 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
he could've tried
It’d be like getting caught in a run-down. He’d lose anyway.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
In principle
But then you just stand on first waiting to tag him out
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
It's ridiculously late
but I am crying laughing at that
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
New favorite animated gif? Maybe.
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Masterpiece - Should be on the Dodgers Web page after last night. I name the pooch Manny the Weaver. ..
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I was just looking at the threads
and we’re well over 4000 comments for this game. Epic.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
it would be a 4000 page book
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Holliday-day was only about 5000 for the entire day.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
what's gotten into VEB?
this place is suddenly full of a bunch of chatty mother f’ers. the other day there was a 1200 comment day thread with no topic. unreal
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that was fun.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
do you have to ask
3 trades, culminating with Holliday trade, makes lots of conversation
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
heh
it all good. are you going to make your way down to veb day?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm going to try, but don't count on it
sadly, i give it a 5% chance of happening
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so that means you'll be parachuting down to the box office, right?
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
You buying tickets tomorrow?
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I am
so I’ll email you or vice versa.
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
shit
I have no idea, send me an email. it will be somewhere cheap, then on sunday I’ll do the walk up to buy some at the box office for $11
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Cause I got a coupon for buy one get one free
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
That Sunday, August 16th
Is Fredbird Bobblehead night
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
does it come with a van?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
No
A Picture Frame (seriously)
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
day game though, right?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I would totally pay you back
I’ll just buy the bus tickets tomorrow to buy more time
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I will see how much they cost
Shouldn’t be to expensive for tickets half off
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
I was going to buy cheap ones but if it's like $30 that's fine
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
*a cheap one
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly it should be cheaper than that
Like $15
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
anyways, gotta go to sleep
my email is on the other side of the pic there
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I have contemplated putting VEB articles on Reddit
But wasn’t sure of the response
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry for my ignorance but whats VEB?
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Viva El Birdos
This site name
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
this has gotta be sarcasm.
right? right?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
that's what i was hoping
also, wasn’t VEB recently cited as a source in a major news’ outlet reporting of a trade. That just blows my mind
we're legit
We really ought to make up some news.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you mean, making a well timed one-word comment on BCB?
I’m sure that’s been done.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
judging from the screenname...
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
if you're still awake, enjoy this SC
They’re going to cut it down to 30 seconds in a few hours. maybe 45 if we’re lucky.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
espn got it right by calling pujols hit a liner not a bloop
good job espn.
poor job mlb
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:33 AM EDT reply actions
can they make Game 104, the movie?
can I preorder the dvd?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:34 AM EDT reply actions
good idea
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
hire a ton of actors to read it out
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I call Sean Connery to read my posts
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
"Thurston would get to first base with your mother, Trebek!"
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
FYP
“Thurston would get to skip first base with your mother, Trebek!”
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
boobies
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I call James Earl Jones.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
well I call ARNULD
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm calling Jeff Bridges
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I wish
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I want Eddie Van Halen doing mine with sounds from his guitar
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
TWSS
Sorry, you put that on a tee
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
or maybe Christopher Walken
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
SO I sat there, in front of a computer
with this game thread stuck up my ass, for five years
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
I want Christopher Lloyd
but only if he does it in his Jim Ignatowski voice
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
that's cool
I’ll stick with Jeff Bridges for his versatility
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
and btw
new tron movie coming out, can’t wait!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
it's sort of like the matrix
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
really? i don't remember much. i was a kid when i saw it.
which was like 100yrs ago.
so matrix 1 or the shitty 2 & 3 ones?
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just the idea in general
sort of a gnostic thing going on
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
ah, so did the W bro's rip it off?
i just thought they ripped off the bible
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nah
I wouldn’t say that. it just has the same idea, going into a parallel computer dimension etc
I can’t think straight right now
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
There was only 1.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
oh shit
thought it was next year, heh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard if comes out in 2010 it will be end of the year near Dec
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by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
close enough to '11
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions
whatever
Patrick Stewart
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
keep that in mind the next time
I type something like “Put that shit away motherfucker! Not in our house! Fool!”
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Morgan Mutherfreakin Freeman
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt
the 3 disk special edition
with pre and post game coverage
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
who does the commentary?
and can we get Vin to do the play-by-play?
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you can do a bonus feature commentary
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Luke's the one who reads the threads aloud
freak
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
someone said it -- Two Nights in July
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm betting Albert is finally awake...
and fucking destroys the Astros this weekend (and the Dodgers tomorrow).
V, b.
he was still in shock about the trades
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry to bring basketball into the equation
but I love it and it was just like a struggling player slamming a game-winner home at the buzzer. Doesn’t mean he’s adjusted his shot or anything, but somehow it just makes everything right and he starts dominating again.
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ohh and can we get a new overflow???
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Clever True Blue LA
“Colby Jacked Kershaw’s Win – Overflow Thread”
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson
73% GB rate.
Dang.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
"It was the first time in 44 games that the Cardinals won when trailing after eight innings. "
Glad we finally got the first one. Hopefully we can win some easy one’s like on Monday and Tuesday in addition to the tough ones we will have to win down the stretch
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:43 AM EDT reply actions
Olivia Newton John?
wow. Who in the hell has had control of the tunes in the locker room this week?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 AM EDT reply actions
Boog
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
are you kidding me?
they gave that Manny catch the premier play of the day on mlb network
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:46 AM EDT reply actions
coming up on SC too
not to crucify the guy, but uhh…they probbly woulda won if he were a few steps faster
it was a great catch
but not the play of the day
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for Burress
he’s a total idiot, but how do you have a minimum sentence of YEARS for having an illegal concealed weapon.
If you want to be strict, months would do it.
Um.
Because it’s an illegal fucking concealed weapon?
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
wait, he's going to jail for almost 4 years for shooting himself in the leg?
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he should of gone down to the hood and said he got a stray bullet
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Wonder what Burris would have gotten if he'd shot himself in the crotch?
. . . beside a good and well-deserved lesson
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
it's the minimum sentence and the mayor (senator) is dead set on enforcing it
what can he do? I’m not a student of the law, so I really don’t know. Maybe they can get the violation changed somehow.
F Lee Bailey couldn't help him on this one
It’s a mandatory sentencing law for New York. No plea bargain allowed for this. He’s gooned.
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
Yeah.
NY has stringent laws relating to firearms.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
There is strict and there is crazy
If you really want to put someone away for years, at least wait for a repeat offense.
No, no, no.
You don’t wait until someone does something stupid with a gun a second time.
I’m all for giving people breaks for “mistakes.” But going into a club with a loaded handgun, concealed illegally, isn’t a mistake. It’s fucking idiocy.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
The sweatpants are what gets me.
What an idiot.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I really don't understand the problem with this.
It could have as easily been someone next to him. I’m tired of celebrities and athletes getting slapped on the wrist. He was recklessly irresponsible with a weapon. He deserves prison for a while.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
As someone said below Donte Stallworth (I think)
ended someones life, and he is only going to prison for 30 days.
He's already out
Did something like 24 days
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
That's fucking ridiculous.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Ironically
The family of the victim supported the sentence that was given out.
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
I mean, maybe there wasn't a lot he could do (even if he was drunk)
if someone doesn’t see you coming you might not even be able to break in time if sober. Assuming he wasn’t speeding I could see it.
Without more info it’s hard to truly judge, but I still think he should at least spend months in jail.
FYI I think he hit someone crossing a crosswalk
or maybe it wasn’t even a crosswalk, I don’t remember.
Yeah, that's the bullshit thing.
There are at least two or three or more murderers playing in the NFL, but let’s put the people who abused dogs and accidentally shot themselves away.
15=/=25
A decent justice system shouldn't penalize ...
for “could have.” Nearly 4 years because he “might have” done something to somebody else is pretty steep.
GREAT win!!
I think we’re in line for an UGLY lineup tomorrow. Who sits?
Molina for sure
Likely DeRosa
Pujols probably plays because you don’t want to sit a guy when he’s coming out of a slump.
Holliday OR Ludwick will probably rest if not both.
Dont be surprised if we see something like:
Schumaker
Rasmus
Pujols
Ankiel
Stavinhoa
LaRue
Ryan
Thurston
Lohse
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Just a standard day off.
We’re guaranteed 3 out of 4 against the Dodgers and a big weekend series against a division rival looms on the horizon… seems like a good time to rest some of the regulars
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
i will fight Tony if thurston starts tomorrow
bare knuckles, no hold barred, steal cage of death if he’s in the starting line up
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It'd be more about giving DeRo a night off than giving Thurston playing time.
Let it go… Imagine how horrible he feels right now
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
i've tried to be good & let it go
but tonight pushed me over the edge. i don’t care how bad he feels, i really don’t anymore. he has no place on this team anymore. Craig should be up & he should be down.
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Maybe Thurston will come to the plate without his bat. Major improvement. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
thurston=craig i hope
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
they are closed
i won’t be eating there any time soon after last week
whities is the only place still open, and i’m not hung over, so no sliders for gdm
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Ludwick pwns him at #1
Also Yadier is ridiculously awesome.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Some of Ryan's plays should have been included
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
But they never will be
thats just the way it is
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Luddy throw out was #1
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
Guess how many ABs Pujols has gone without homering
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 1:56 AM EDT reply actions
what is the longest homerless drought pujols has had in his career?
i really have no idea
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions
~50
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions
We aren't so different:
True Blue LA:
What is Manny doing?
by shoothoop
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Doing complicated math problems in his head.
by soccerman8
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Thinking, "I could really go for a grilled cheese sandwich here"
by Eric Stephen
again, this fuckstick (Pujols) is up every damn inning!
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I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:58 AM EDT reply actions
ugh, have you been to wally world at 2am?
i have, and it ain’t pretty.
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It's no picnic
at 2 in the afternoon, either.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
rahter go at 2 am than 2 pm
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Cards Dodgers highlight on again
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 2:00 AM EDT reply actions
SC is rerunning again
In case you’re still awake and finding all the crap you were supposed to do before morning.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think it was.
Just wrapping up now.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions
he mistimed it and didn't rob a home run
overrated in my book
by CardsCentralChamps09 on Jul 30, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Boog Deke sounds like a ballplayer...
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you're shitting us
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
seattle is a magical place
we should ask akaitori how it is
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hey guys, this is the longest game in Busch III
Longest game since ’01.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
must. go. to. sleep.
awesome game, great threads guys
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 2:07 AM EDT reply actions
IT IS SO LATE THAT THE MORNING THREAD IS UP
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/7/30/963949/and-for-my-next-trick
last call, get your stuff, closing time, drive safe.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Did anybody else notice
that Albert’s last hit never reached the wall. So much bacspin it was like a golf shot on the warning track. Cool shit.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
^backspin
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
ooooh, we're just barely holding on to a .5 game lead on the Cubs according to SC
uh…excuse me…we’ve been playing the Phils and Dodgers in case you hadn’t noticed SC, the F;ubs have been playing what, the Reds and Astros? (again, selective memory, please)
I vaguely recall seeing analysis of team's chances to make it to the playoffs
And even though, at the time, the Cubs had their .5 game lead their chances were still only 37% or so while the Cards were a little above 50%. I’ll see if I can hunt it down.
by Cardfanintherock on Jul 30, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Great game and great posts all around. + infinity from a short-timer in the US
PS Watched Hallady and Rolen lose to the Mariners yesterday. Halladay would have been a W O N D E R F U L pick up. What a stud. Rolen?? eh, not so much. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken

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