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Inning 15 Overflow

Up yours, Weaver.

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Hi guys in the truck!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice picture

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shows how long the game has been

Says “about three hours ago”

by saladdays on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, guys

we get it

somebody just win

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

one word

Hawksworth

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me want sleep

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my goodness.

I am so tired.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least we aren't playing Milwaukee...

They would have scored 6 runs in the 10th…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

let me be the first

gawwww

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

welcome to the cricket match!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not quite yet

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, for serious.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Bryson on cricket:
After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind) I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of golf carts wouldn’t fix in a hurry. It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect. I don’t wish to denigrate a sport that is enjoyed by millions, some of them awake and facing the right way, but it is an odd game. It is the only sport that incorporates meal breaks. It is the only sport that shares its name with an insect. It is the only sport in which spectators burn as many calories as players — more if they are moderately restless. It is the only competitive activity of any type, other than perhaps baking, in which you can dress in white from head to toe and be as clean at the end of the day as you were at the beginning.

Imagine a form of baseball in which the pitcher, after each delivery, collects the ball from the catcher and walks slowly with it to center field; and that there, after a minute’s pause to collect himself, he turns and runs full tilt toward the pitcher’s mound before hurling the ball at the ankles of a man who stands before him wearing a riding hat, heavy gloves of the sort used to to handle radio-active isotopes, and a mattress strapped to each leg. Imagine moreover that if this batsman fails to hit the ball in a way that heartens him sufficiently to try to waddle forty feet with mattress’s strapped to his legs, he is under no formal compunction to run; he may stand there all day, and, as a rule, does. If by some miracle he is coaxed into making a misstroke that leads to his being put out, all the fielders throw up their arms in triumph and have a hug. Then tea is called and every one retires happily to a distant pavilion to fortify for the next siege. Now imagine all this going on for so long that by the time the match concludes autumn has crept in and all your library books are overdue. There you have cricket.

by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Bryson is awesome

I read A Short History of Nearly Everything at least once a year

by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

He’s hilarious, even if he did call Missouri the “Show me the Way to Another State.”

by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All of his books are excellent.

Notes from a Small island was recently voted the book that best describes the British character. I can’t read his travel writing when I’m on a train for fear of guffawing embarrassingly.

by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I waited on him once

good tipper, nice guy

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby

by CurtainCall on Jul 30, 2009 6:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey Larussa

thanks for not starting Colby

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For realz

Stav has no business on this roster

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are the kind of games

where Shannon is usually plastered and stumbling his words

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Take over for me, Monty..."

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOG!

Yay.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He really is just a shallow LFer most of the time.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and The Force

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So bottom of the inning...

leave Hawk into bat for himself… or concede the game if we don’t score a run and are forced to bring Welle in?

by ducttape16 on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

still have thompson

but who would bat for him? LaRue, Wainwright?

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you

Dream Weaver. I can’t though, he helped win me a WS.

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok..

the bed thing didn’t work out. I was really hoping a change of scenery would result in a walk off.

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lady friend shot you down uh?

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i still had the game on.

that never works because she gets upset if im not paying attention.

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to her or the game?

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least the game is official now

Oh wait.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boog

making it a bit close

by BirdsonFire on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

brendan...

don’t kill albert!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boog

Picked it and flicked it

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

at this rate, Pineiro will be rested to close out the series

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

actually he can't

“rules”

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the game that never ends,

Yes it goes on and on my friends,
Some people started playing it,
not knowing what it was,
and they’ll continue playing it forever just because,
This is the game that never ends………

by 07saluki on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anti-rec

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

F L A G G E D

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmmm

Hawksworth’s stuff is much better than I recall seeing before.

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is how he pitched when i saw him in springfield a few years ago……..have had a prospect crush ever since

by slu on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I took the night off from drinking

I’d be calling into work by now

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Carpenter just relayed some deep information

Possibly about luggage.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shhhh!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cant go to sleep.

I´d just be lying there like a kid on Christmas Eve, wondering is Santa had given me coal.

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Santa's in the dugout with a bum back.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Santa can't bring my present

maybe Holliday can?

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope that's not the last time we can make that joke

but oh well.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glaus must be like "WTF!"

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I tuned in for the "9th"

Figured i would kill a bit of time till the 10pm news…yeah that didnt happen

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On the contrary...

you killed a lot of time.

by OldieWan on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blake Hawksworth.

If we win this game, I shall name my next son Blake.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A 1-2-3 inning!

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. ©

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

®

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom of the inning

Ryan
Wainwright
Lugo

Right?

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i bet

he lets hawk bat

he’s cruising. this is essentially a start for hawk now. he’s the starter in game 2

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need sleep

this game needs to end

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what movie did you see tonight?

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

500 days of summer.

it had some good moments, but, meh.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i loved it

thought it was really good.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was entertained.

I love the lead actors. They’re really the only reason the movie was good, though.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Huh. Maybe that’s what I should be doing with my life.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can sleep when they come up with a new model

or november. which ever comes first

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow Matt Kemp didn't get on base

And Manny came up to bat less than 4 times. Weird!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did i miss manny batting out of order?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so is hawk going to go 5 and get the win "officially?"

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't say his name out loud...

He’s probably pitching the 15th…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well he isn't starting Friday

Boggs is remember :)

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This has to the be the dagger for Colonel

It’s amazing it was still up for discussion up til’ now, but this kind of thing builds instant credibility with those 2

by Merry CRasmus on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blake Hawksworth

REALLY deserves to win this game.

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's like a mentor

or something

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They called off his rehab.

He’s just hanging out, I guess. Maybe gonna see Paletta?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank god I work 2nd shift

This is like early evening for me

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thannk god I don't give a shit about my job

quitting in three weeks ::biggest smile ever::

by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know

If we had used Wellemeyer instead of Hawksworth, he’d still be out there too.

It would just still be the 13th inning.

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

recd

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ditto

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard to believe

pineiro started this game. i feel like i haven’t seen him in a week

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tough luck no-decision too

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok Gentlemen

I would like to see the Cardinals score a run and win the game.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WINS PROBABILITY ADDED

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOG

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Step on FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

STEP ON SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOG!!!!

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did he touch first!?!?!

hopefully i am just kidding

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol at the boog fan girls

and clutch hitting too!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOG!!!!!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

manny is tired of this game

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Booo

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oooo

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooog

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

!

!!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RYAN!!! IS THE MVP OF THIS FUCKER

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRENDAN FUCKING RYAN!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holyshit!

I just woke the neighbors!

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

VENGEANCE

This close to it.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TRIPLE

BOOOOOG

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOT

Suicide Squeeze Time???

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I <3 leadoff triples

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WE LUV BOOG TOO!!!!

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny really is bad at defense

How do you hit a triple to left field?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think manny wanted him to take third

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

another half a step

and we would have had 2

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALRIGHT.

Manny just gave up. Sac fly wins it.

BOOOOOOOG!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!``

Boog is my hero

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOG

MUSTACHE RIDE

by DJ87 on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey now...

mustache rides are for balls over the wall

by ducttape16 on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOG-A-LICIOUS!!!!!!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

he stepped right on that base

wtf is that

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

there is fucking NOTHING better than a new ballplayer

Who knows his entire family and all his friends are watching on the West Coast.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you know... Boog is kind of odd.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU HEAR THAT, DANUP

IT’S THE POETRY.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Silence over the LA Horizon
A blue chill is cut by red anger
Brendan Ryan has hit a triple

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ManRam quits again

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES.

BOOG IS MY HERO.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin' A!

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY PETER

TURN ON CHANNEL 3

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUICIDE SQUEEZE!!!!!!!!!

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FLYBALL. NOW.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCKIN A MAN FUCKIN A

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes! Ryan with the triple, and managed to touch first on his way!

Right, now lets end this so everybody can go to bed.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on you crazy redneck bastard!!!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wins Probability!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy crap.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like an ekg of my heart during this game

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 EKG jokes

I’m almost embarrassed for VEB tonight

by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear SBN

we need seconds on the timestamp.

Thanks,
AZ

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Life imitates art

This is a carbon copy of my EKG right now

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Russell Martin

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LaRosa

I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course

by bag32781 on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon now larue

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny is playing Brendan's

position.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woah

come on pornstache

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

manny is playing where boog plays

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See above. hahaha.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope that hit Martin in the sack

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Ball one was literally right down the middle.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday agrees

Umps are tired too

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh man

i don’t have to… but this game is going to make me have to crap

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

classic.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

danka

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fear

Stache Larue!

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Weaver

throw the next one a little wider next time, plz k thnx

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good god. plz stache end this

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUX

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Julio Lugo.

See the ball? Hit it to the outfield.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on don julio

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

screw this

steal home when weaver drops down.

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like it

Seems to be a rash of these this year.

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

guess they were thinking that

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lugo usually makes good contact

i can do something else now, please?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

please?

it’s like I’m in purgatory limbo or whatever

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Jason LaRue.

I got nothing.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we dont win this one here

I am going to spend the night in the freezer, so I don´t feel anything at all.

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit a flyball damnit

If we waste a leadoff triple, I will lose my mind.

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if by mind you mean central processing unit then I guess

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

I will break shit.

(How did I become so invested in this game in just 3 innings?)

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

samesies

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

win this, Lugo

win this

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SUICIDE SQUEEZE

yes yes yes

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...because he was going to steal home?

I don’t understand. Literally.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

as GOB is my witness, Boog

do not try to steal home, no matter how wild the pitch

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah. okay.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I would be so pissed to be at this game.

They stop selling beer in the 7th.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Its been long enough

The soda is probably starting to ferment.

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martin

he’s saved this game a few times, maybe he deserved the gold glove over Yadi. Probably not, but maybe.

by DJ87 on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

blasphemy

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well at least albert will bat again

wait

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BALK

"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a game.

What a game. I love baseball.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, how long has this been up, 30 seconds?

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

um

swinging on 3-0?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lugo gets the green light?

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We don't need a walk.

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea

but we don’t need a popup either.
DeRosa>Lugo.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do they have any more pitchers?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Derosa.

That is all.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well

he’s on base now what

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Lugo almost got benched for a week.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh man.......

oh man oh man oh man….. come on dero!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP DAN!!!!! DON’T JINX IT!!!!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Should I be happy about Lugo walking there?

I don’t really know anymore

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we don't win now...

We’re losing 50 straight to finish the year. Fact.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take an Albert Pujols walkoff GS

The game would also be serious at that point!

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good eye

Also have to know that they don’t mind having the dp in order.

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE STEAL

TRIPLE STEAL
TACKLE THE PITCHER, LUGO

ANYTHING. SCORE THIS DAMN RUN!!!

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have watch innings 1-4 and 11-15 tonight

So I am ready for my 9 innings of ball to be over with

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Mark of Rose,

Remember last time when you hit the ball to the warning track?

Yeah, do that again.

Thanks,

VEB

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why does Martin's jersey have a J on it?

Or is that an R that I just can’t see straight

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a J.

Something to do with honoring his mom.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeRo DeRo DeRo

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Most hated Dodger?

Russell Martin.

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Agree

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a week ago,

I was wearing my customizable Weaver Jersey shirt….how things change.

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit look at Hutson

when did he get into a fight?

fatlip much?

by Harknights on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Weaver

Is coming down from his high.

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Long inning

Must have the schwag.

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, my entire fucking kingdom for a long fly ball.

It’s a nice kingdom. It’s got a lake and everything.

by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll throw in my kingdom, too

But my kingdom is really just like a futon and an okay side-table from IKEA.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

moat?

OT: seriously I don’t care if I end up in suburbia, I’m building a fucking moat

by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hidden ball trick

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Torre needs a bro

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Suicide squeeze

Do it.

Do it.

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha.

Walk DeRosa to get to Pujols.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dodgers clinging to life

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weaver....

Can you just bock really quick?

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fly ball

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Perry

Steeeeve Perry…

"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT SANDWICH

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

F U C K

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tempting

to squeeze with rosy

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goddamn

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhh!

no no no no n on on o no no no no no

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

unbelievable

unbelievable

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goddamnit boog!

fuck

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aw fuck

what the hell is going on? what just fucking happened

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is absurd.

Completely fucking absurd.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SO CLOSE.

Oh my gosh.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

was boog safe?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably

but it was close enough and in real time i couldn’t tell i dont blame the ump on that one

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAS BOOG SAFE?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Albert

Stop fucking around. Jesus.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it will make pujols's game winning hit all the more remarkable

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did that really just happen?

I’m pretending like I didn’t just see that.

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

eliminate, please

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

go albert go

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you umps, he was safe!

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God he looks terrible against Weaver

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

son of a b*tch

he may have been safe there. i thought he was way out, but replay was really hard to tell.

by DJ87 on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What the balls?

This game is making me go insane.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on bert

please let me go to bed

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Manny is playing super-shallow in left

Which means he doesn’t realize there are two outs.

Which means he’s Manny being Manny.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit.

Brendan was safe.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is my last night in my apartment in the st. louis area.......

….before I move back upstate, and the cardinals are giving me this beautiful going away party. The words of Terrence Mann ring true:

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. "

sigh

"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."

-cs lewis

by Crentist on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Homerun

Calling it

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

JEFF WEAVER IS ATTRACTIVE

There I said ti

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and glorious hair

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know how difficult that must've been.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that true?

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HANDSOME MAN

also Jeff Weaver’s name happens to be Jeff Weaver. I don’t know if he’s aware of that right now.

"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it just me

or have we had the most bullshit record in check swings this year. I feel like every one gets rung up

by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shortstop.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in LA

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

top of dugout steps

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At optimum fung shui location?

Which may not be proper fielding location.

by ducttape16 on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do we not suicide squeeze there?

We won like 8 games with a suicide squeeze and eckstein. Surely Boog can run fast enough.

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but is he gritty enough?

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

Ryan’s fast enough you could go with the safety squeeze instead of the suicide, too.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, ...

that part of Tony’s arsenal left with Eckstein.

by etp_stl on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that baby was out cold!

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm surly and I'm not standing there...

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't call me shirley

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love baseball but sometimes i hate it too

sigh….

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great X-Mo replay of the play at the plate on the Dodgers feed

He looked safe. Super-close, but I don’t think Russell got him in time.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG END THIS NOW

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seinfeld.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

george's dad.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOOCHIE MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

protection?

prefer apu to holliday

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Albert.

For the love of all that is holy, win this game.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can we get this entire crew fired, please?

I’m tired of them deciding this series.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

be still heart... be still

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Russell Martin

stop it with the pussy fake throw to first.

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear God, was that close

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take your walk Albert, don't press

There’s a Roman in the on-deck circle.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear goodness.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And

heart attack.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought that might have been a hit...

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

overflow?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can you even imagine the fan graph if albert doesn't win this here?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it goes back to 50....but NO WORRIES NOW!!!!

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm twitching

Seriously, I think this game has given me a legitimate medical condition.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Franklin overload

Can’t take the pressure

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOB Grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change (Joe Thurston)

The courage to

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

know how to finish a post

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmh MMMH

Now THAT is a TASTY BURGER.

Its. Fucking. Over.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like 3 hours

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd that btw

that shit better be green by the morning

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND THAT'S A WALK OFF WINNER!!!!

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ALBERT!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THATS A WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WE WIN WE WIN

WE FUCKING WIN!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ELIMINATED

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY!!!!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

America

FUCK YEAH

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh herro.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cause it's as American as apple pie

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...but....but...

…didn’t they win today???

by vexedtechie on Jul 30, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yesterday

futuristic prediction

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You, Sir HCL, have the post of a lifetime.

Spectacular . . ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 30, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, what was Kemp doing?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

frolicking.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hfhs

whoohoo

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES YES YES YES EYS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BALLGAME ALBERT PUJOLS

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IS OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE OVER?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IT IS!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSS

I love you ALBERT

by DJ87 on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank the GOB

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BERT!!!

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bay-beee!!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PUJOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgg

this is like taking a piss after a 4 hour movie………YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

by slu on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

Good night.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU WEAVER!!

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk off We---

fuck…walk off thursday.

But not in my time zone!!! wooo!!!

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAA

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Celebration fail.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to go AP.

That’s too nerve-racking for a Wednesday.

by etp_stl on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IMNADAMACHINGIMJUSTALPERT

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad Lugo stepped on the base...

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There it is!!!!!

Put down your Sullen Robot magazine, Azru.
Prediction: Pujols goes on a tear after this

by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, they're like fuck the high fives, let's go home.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they're leaning on each other like the battle's over

which would be true.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert!!!

way to win this one….

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 30, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kemp

Thank you for charging in first

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am

Too wired to sleep

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

sleep? hah

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank the maker!

This oil bath is going to feel Soooooo good!

by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so glad it's over

I almost don’t care that we won.

Yes I do.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I <3 WALK OFF THURSDAYS

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Albert Pujols

We know we say this to a lot of guys but….

Can we kiss your nuts?

Love,
VEB

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

kudos

to apu and hawkman

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for another hit of crack.

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

And I’m grinning so wide I think I’m going to damage my face.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bed time

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

look at that shit

just look

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All those high leverage situations

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fangraphs win pct

or VEB EKG?

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by MilCardFan on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow...what a great game...

oddly enough, it reminds me of my heartbeat…

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jul 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs