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The Weaver Time Overflow Thread



God, I love baseball.

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Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!

by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

How does he do that???

HE’S A WITCH BURN HIM

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

nobody beats the wiz

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hes made of wood?

BURN HIM!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa.

BOOM.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

So close.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Thread Runneth Over...

…Ddddrreeeaaammmm weaver…

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's go DE-RO

clap clap clapclapclap

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow the irony

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

needs more captions

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Good

the bats are up

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Man...like 10 feet short...

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

OK, Albert

This is Jeff Weaver. Just so you know.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

elmiminate them albert.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

lets go AL-BERT

clap clap clapclapclap

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

we don't need another hero

we need a win.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I need a hero,

I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night…

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still can see the video mantage

from “Heck of a Year” when I hear that song.

1985 rocked.

by enoscountry on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Am I being too reactionary...

or is this the best game of the year?

by IA Card on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

indeed

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only if we win.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

colby walfoff was pretty good too

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

We have twice come back from a deficit with the game on the line

So assuming we win it, yes, easily.

I’m tearing out my hair here.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

they already started playing it

They are just showed Ludwick’s diving miss

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

stop taling so much!

i can’t watch Albert hit!

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Ew, Albert

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

wow. ugly swing.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Albert.

sigh

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Gawd albert....

What are you swinging at?

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Albert

cmon mang

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

wow.

Fucking Dream Weaver.

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Holliday earn your keep

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Matt, it's time.

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, yay.

It’s the Holliday season!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

ugh a K what is up with him

he does know we traded for protection right?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

DAN STFU ABOUT HOLLIDAY HITTING HIS FIRST HR

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy Poop

He looked terrible against…Jeff Weaver

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Could we get a repairman for the Machine, please?

Someone call tech support or something. I think the number is under his hat.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

That looked like Wilfredo Pujols

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Watching Albert in one of these slumps

is like seeing your favorite teacher in grade school smoking behind the building for the first time.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

lqtm

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid I don't get that one

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Laughing quietly to myself.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hedberg'd.

Sweet.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

How come there are no racecar passengers?

Man, you should slow down.
Why are we driving around in circles?
You must really like Tide.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

My friends asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no. But I want a regular banana later so yessss.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

THAT TREE IS REALLY FAR AWAY

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, no.

That wasn’t Hedberg. Who was that?

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Demetri Martin

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, that's right.

Thank you.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say...

…Weaver’s shit moves A LOT.

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

...why are you guys surprised by Jeff Weaver?

You didn’t know he was back and decent?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn short term memory

Even I´m having trouble remembering that Pujols is the best ever

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Question: How many Holliday puns

can broadcasters make between now and October? A MILLION? FEELS LIKE A FUCKING MILLION.

by bluntsbitchesandbaseball on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I remember when the Rox won the pennant in '07 thanks to something Holliday did

And the headline in the Chicago Trib was “Holliday! Celebrate!”

Found it pretty amusing to see an old-school Madonna reference in the sports section.

by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

it seems like Holliday swings at everything but always makes contact

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

OHMYGOSH.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

LAst time I watched a game in the 14th Luddy hit a walkoff against the royals

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear god...

That was pathetic

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Girl in the stands

Looked mindboggled after Weaver’s inning.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

I knew that would happen, We have a former Cardinal pitching against us. We’re boned.

by TheBirds on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

on the bright side

This’ll get five features on SportsCenter.

gag.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I've lost all faith...

Why is it so hard to just win one of these fucking things…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Uh, when the fuck did Weaver become like good, and stuff?

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

that was tempoary

Have we already fogotten his Chien Min Wang impression he did in Seattle?

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which Chien Min Wang?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

2009

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hawk comes out again

It’s either him or Wellemeyer

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is the weirdest game ever

and 13 innings of dan & al aren’t helping

by bdoubleb on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

AHH!!!

DFA Pujols and Holliday. They are teh suck!

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

YES OF COURSE.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they should trade them?

the trade deadline is only a day away

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

rehab assignment

in Baltimore’s AA

Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

done

make the trade MO!

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

A re-animated Lich Babe Ruth definitely could

He’s ride a Zombie-Pegacorn into battle and drink tankards of beer made from the blood of the innocent.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, not really

I’ll put up with their 5 and 9 WAR seasons…

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks a lot Dave Duncan

so what if you got Jeff Weaver to win us a World Series…he totally boned us in this meaningless game!

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

you said boned

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

this game is going from awesome to annoying

please don’t let them score, Hawk!

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

LAD will score here

we can’t keep this escape act up.

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by gocards62 on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hawksworth, do not walk leadoff guy

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

bad bad bad

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by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Furcal,

I hate you.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

ouch

just fell off the hawkesworth bandwagon

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

wow. you guys really didn't know about Jeff Weaver?

2009 Dodgers 5-3 3.86 17 games 5 CG

Not great but not horrible.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

woops

games started

It’s late. My apologies.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

No he didnt, that was easily off the top of his head

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew he beat his brother, both starting

so i knew he was not only back in the system but holding his own as a starter.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

out of the pen, I mean

Like Thompson, except not so sucky.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that sucked I like the angels

and HATE THE DODGERS. sorry that just came out

by SoCalBirdfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't need your research stats boy

I’ve got my gut that tells me he’s supposed to be horrible

by ducttape16 on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

overunder on furcal taking second right now?

by callmesir on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Where have I seen this sort of umpiring before?

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

...No.

sigh, here.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Manny is about to be booed for the

7th time tonight. That’s gotta get depressing.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

at this point, they have to keep awake

somehow

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

At this point the fans figure they're probably close to some kind of record

Gotta keep the streak going man!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Moo is at the game?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

"I thought they were say "Manny BOOOOOOOeing Manny."

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

This game is going late.

Same with yesterday’s. It’s almost like they’re in LA.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

metrolink must be pissed

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope...

the fans would have left Dodger Stadium by now if this was in LA…

by ducttape16 on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotta beat traffic!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

these two games have been cutting into my hbo series on demand watching time

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cutting into my

reading in bed time.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Husband

getting up at 4 am. He went to bed awhile ago.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Yeah. Fuck that noise.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

4am should be a good time for getting in, not getting up

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's moments like these that make me a proud parent

and glad i talked your momma outta putting you up for adoption

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

That, too.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know everyone has stated this before,

but this is nervewracking. I got back from an LSAT course an hour and a half ago, thinking that the game would be mostly over (having no idea of the score) and Colby had just had his hit.

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

The nerves!

They kill!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i like that

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks like the umps are trying to do the same.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's called strike 3, blue

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

COME THE FUCK ON BLUE!

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Worst. Strike zone. Ever.

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

strike three bitch

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF

was that?

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

This ump is a disgrace

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Hawk coming back like a man

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Blake! 1 more

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

heh

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

are the umps getting paid by the hour, or something?!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey,

thanks Ethier for making the right decision!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

nice one! hawksworth rulz!!!!!!

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Do all you all remember...

back in 2005 when David Eckstein hit that walk-off grand slam against the Braves after we had been scoring NO RUNS the whole game but he kept getting on base and then finally he was just like, “THAT’S IT. I’M DOIN’ IT.”??

I want to feel like that again.

by bluntsbitchesandbaseball on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Sunday, I believe

I remember where I was that day

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

bluntsbitchesandbaseball

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was there.

The day Eck became my wife’s favorite player.

by etp_stl on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that like spy vs spy?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

always thought they had small bombs and stuff

Mad Mag

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

That. Was. Awesome.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

yes. yes it was.

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Blake....

crap! He has been involved in everything for LA tonight.

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

man

Hawksworth’s got gumption

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

If Ethier was due for a hit,

on virtue of not having one, what does that make Blake?

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

same here.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

STRIKE HIM OUT.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

STRIKE HIM OUT.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

STRIKE HIM OUT!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

STRIKE HIM OUT!!!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

GAWWWWWWWW!

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

strike this mother flipper out

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

TNT version

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

wait a second.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is a family BLOG after all

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the 14th....

cussing is allowed, I believe.

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah past the prime time slots sorry bout that

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

STRIKE HIM THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT.

fixed

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're on their feet to stay awake

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Hawk can bring it.

Fearless and unflappable to this point

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought you were talking

about the Hawk. Different Blake.

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahem...

STRIKE THIS AHOLE OUT

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

a man walks into the psychiatrist w/nothing on but seran wrap

the psychiatrist says “at first i thought you were crazy, but now i can clearly see your nuts!”

by 07saluki on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

the Gobs have unleashed a mf’er tonight

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

it's like all their sphincters relaxed all at once

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S WIN THIS FUCKING GAME ALREADY!!

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

YEAAAAAHH!

Fucking epic, blake!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

ok

now it’s a strike!

by Evilfrog on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

ohhhhhh yeahhhh baby

I’m tired =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

THROW MORE SINKERZ!!!!

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

GAWWW AGAIN!

Viva El Hawkbirdos!

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Lookin'

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

What is this about?

And when did it start?

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's about loving baseball players

And it started when Luddy saved us tonight. The first time he saved us.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’m not doing that. I don’t re-read game threads, usually.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither

I can’t imagine why anyone would. These are terrifying places at times.

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very smart.

There’s a picture of a young stallone in an earlier thread that might keep you up.

by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ew. No.

Young Brando? YES.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is Red Baron's fault

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Technically, it started on Arrested Development,

but I’ll take credit for it when Ludwick went all awesomesauce about three overflows back.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. I guess I forgot that episode... how embarrassing!...

Marry me!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

(slaps forehead)

I should be ashamed of myself for forgetting this. Clearly I need to spend some time with AD DVDs.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've only seen shows from season 1

am i really missing out?

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG YES!

Get thee to Hulu.com!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

AD is probably the best comedy show ever.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

man this guy

looking like the prospect he used to be

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

HAWKMAN!!!!!!!!!

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Put in rotation.

DFA Wellemeyer.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

like last month

we’ve had THIS GUY in the pen in lieu of the Colonel?????

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by gocards62 on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest

we usually have so many pitchers that I have no idea who’s in the ’pen at any given time.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

this ump is just ridiculous, but this time i like it

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Look at that!

Do you see?!?
Do you see?!?

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

CAUGHT THE FUXIN BLACK.

Ok Razzums. Come on now

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

BEEEEYOOOUUUUUTIIIFUULLL

And the ump actually called it.

BRILLIANT!!

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

foiled

by the random outside corner strike generator

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1000

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was it a strike?

shakes magic eight ball

Ask again later

by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

please please please let this end now

and not let hawksworth’s performance go to waste

by bdoubleb on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit, my NEW COMMENTS thing just went all the way to the top of my browser

There are alot of us on this damn thread.

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

We've been putting up with starts from Wellemeyer when we could

have been having this guy all along?! Well shit.

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

GAWWWWWWWW

I’m just parroting everyone else…

ducks

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

can the game please be over after 14?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I have a hugely important phone interview tomorrow

Thank god it’s not til 3:30! I’m here til we win this motherfucker!

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Thank you sir

With a little luck I’ll soon be VEB’ing from San Francisco!

by mojowo11 on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky

I’m stuck in stupid LA

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

but you have In N Out Burgers

all i have is stupid BK, McD’s & Wendy’s

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Viva El Birdos

On 7/29/09 we seriously wanted to kiss some guys’ nuts.©

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

write that one down, DanUp

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

brilliant

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

wowowowowowow

Don’t get me tied up in this mess. I am not kissing no dudes nuts.

Not that their is anything wrong with that

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh im already there

GDin it and loving all of you.

AND GAWWWWWWWW

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

not if he's got a lady friend waiting for him

God’s speed Evilfrog. God’s speed my friend

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

This has been an EPIC Mo Fo!

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Remember when Ludwick bunted like a day and a half ago?

I’d rather not see that again.

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I didn't bust into the Franklins

until the 9th. I am on #4 since…

Also, finally got the go-ahead from the missus to grow the stache. I started on Monday…fear the power of the stache.

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

ouch

even the west coast games are over.

by SoCalBirdfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

what would it take

for Hawkesworth to snatch “The Hawk” as a nickname away from Andre Dawson?

by bluntsbitchesandbaseball on Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

No because I had Thurston

eaten by Fat Bastard

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FLAGGED.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

because I just lost my dinner.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i rec'd because it's funny

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,

they can’t leave without Wellemeyer.

And he might be in this game.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I live in DC, so I can't watch the game tonight

But I assume, that, given the circumstances, Weaver was not given an ovation, as he would have been in other circumstances? Say, as if he had started the game?

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

they didn't show it

The crowd is exhausted. They might’ve thought it’s another brother.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you're interested

linky

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

atdhe.net

has a link up i hear.

Didn’t see the ovation on the Dodgers broadcast.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is such an intresting game.

It’s caused an overflow thread over at BCB.

What a good game.

Change is inevitable; progress is optional.

by Devin B on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Pst.

I’m a Cubs fan.

Just saying this is a good game.

Change is inevitable; progress is optional.

by Devin B on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

ALSO

Get off my lawn.

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: everyone please ignore

but you live in DC, where you looking at law school?

by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure yet

I’m just starting the whole thing now. Just graduated from HC in Mass, got a job teaching at my high school for the time being. Georgetown, GW, columbia, maryland, BU, fordham. basically places in DC, boston, or new york, because i’ve spent a lot of time in those three locations. what’s yoru status?

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

aight, Luddy

might wanna hit one now

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

dang

hoping for a collision there

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

ARGH

Colby, we need you again sir.

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Question?

Will Troy Glaus’ rehab clock run out by the time this game is over?

Follow up question?

Will Mateo make his MLB debut by the time this game is over?

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

let's go CO-DY

clap clap clapclapclap

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Corky Ramos

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Colby-wan

Use the Schwartz.

by indakind on Jul 30, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

REC'D!

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Colby. Listen, kid.

That was not good.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Hawaii?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know a smoking hot girl out there

too bad my uncle married her mom

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see nothing wrong with this situation.

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi

“I can be your hero, baby”

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

the lonely stoner likes to free his mind at night

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need the Dayman

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dayman!

WHOOOOAAAAA! Fighter of the Nightman! WHOAAAAAA!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Son of a....

Can we get a run please, its Jeff ‘DFA Master’ Weaver for heavens sake…

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Besides taking more pitches...

…Colby very badly needs to start trying to hit outside pitches to LF.

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

My poor little heart

can’t take this game

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Jul 30, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

**gets out Weaver voodoo doll**

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

if I didn't think Tony would make every pitcher pinch-hit

I’d send Lohse to take a nap or something.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

He's got to start getting loose in like 24 minutes, I think

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

efffffffff.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

fdlskjfdslk

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

my gob

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

To the 15th? Really?

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

well that was funny

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by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

omgwhoisgoingtopitch.

If it’s Wellemeyer, I’ll be in the bathroom crying.

by bluntsbitchesandbaseball on Jul 30, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

better be hawk

he is a long man after all

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Note to self

Drop to a side-arm with two strikes and you can get anybody out.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

see, that was poetic.

Yadi hurling the bat to make contact… or something.

Work with it.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

GAAAAAWWWWW?

It is my inquisitive hawk sound.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

ONE more

but not without some water and a bathroom trip first!

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Currently the only game still going in baseball right now

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.

by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

damn

i gotta get to bed. i will wake up in a cold sweat with anticipation.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys....

Just wanted to jump on here and say Thurston is annoying

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

not really

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's probably stretching for the Memphis game that starts in an hour

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember last year

when Tony sat Colby and had Stav start…man that sucked.

by Harknights on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

"They're sending in Mahoney"

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

note to mlb network

just put this game on and stop showing highlights

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Hawk still in there

And Manny scheduled to bat twice this inning

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

He will get 124 separate boos

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like driving out to Busch to watch the rest of this game.

The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer

by ilrosso on Jul 30, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm in Little Rock

and so do I

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soo

no bullpen with Lohse going tomorrow against Kuroda…not liking our chances
we need to pull this one out

and teach Joe Thurston how to run the bases

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

DFA thurston

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bring up Boggs?

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or just DFA him.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.

by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Had to look and see when Thurston was born

So I could say DFA1979

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

patrick the batboy's slacking

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Thursty

Cost us the game me thinks…

by OK USA on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Who do we have left in the Bullpen

Will someone like Carpenter have to pitch lol

Man, with this outfield, need to get rid of that Rasmus guy. :)

by Taskmaster on Jul 30, 2009 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

0 for 7

gotta feel bad

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

whoa...

about spoke too soon.

by OK USA on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

It's a beautiful night

let’s play two…

"Every epoch dreams its successor" - Jules Michelet

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, really

I hope that LaRue pinch hits for Hawksworth this inning

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Dan.

I didn’t realize he was a very good defensive player until you told me. Where would I be without you?

by etp_stl on Jul 30, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

At the game...

Not leaving until we win!

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 30, 2009 12:48 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

HAWKKKKKKKKKKK

I have nothing profound to say.

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Hawks the magic man

Let him hit

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Please keep Hawk in

Don’t put this is Welley or Thompson’s hands.

by TheBirds on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

let's not speak too hastily

let’s hope it doesn’t get to that.

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

PK is stretching.

A storm is a brewin’…

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

If nothing else

Has Hawksworth earned a shot at a start…if this game ever ends?

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

nope

boggs it is. and if he sucks they will go back to wellemeyer.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, not Friday, but the next 5th spot start?

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, ...

he’s gettin’ ready to go through the order the second time. If he does that, then he gets a shot.

by etp_stl on Jul 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

come on boog!

the GOBs still owe you a home run!

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

don't tempt them

they owe nobody nothin’

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

"that's on your right shoulder"

these guys crack me up!

in case you were wondering, sarcasm.

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

GO FOR THREE!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

there are SOOOO many ways to win this now.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Triple

If we don’t get this now…

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Mannny:

MMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

did he boot it?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No just manny speed

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOG!

3 BASING BEAST!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 30, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Stachrifice fly?

No?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

i like it

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bunt

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.

by Ted Glover on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

pornstache has to come through

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

TWSS?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

no way

not on this thread!

were winning this!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont care

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

"don't*" LAWLZ

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

ryan

he is my new favorite player… well at least untill someone drives him in then that person will be my new favorite player… my love is fickle

by callmesir on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

somehow

larue will find a way to get boog off third.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Chesty is good for a sac fly here.

Hit it to left I here his arm isn’t too good.

by TheBirds on Jul 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

I was so hoping for a WP there

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

poop

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

IBB?

Life's a river, kid, you gotta go where it takes you.
-Wayne Malloy

by KerouacCardinal on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Overflow people.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

If Weaver wasn't so wild

I would be thinking suicide bunt.

by 1brdon on Jul 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

This is my last night in my apartment in the st. louis area.......

….before I move back upstate, and the cardinals are giving me this beautiful going away party. The words of Terrence Mann ring true:

“The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. "

sigh

"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."

-cs lewis

by Crentist on Jul 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

oh great, it's midnight.

here come all the comments from dan and al about having to play “later today”.

by bluntsbitchesandbaseball on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Dero draws the walk

Pujols with walk off……

Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"

by RiverRat on Jul 30, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh........

the old Rick Sutcliffe Almost had ’em.

"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."

-cs lewis

by Crentist on Jul 30, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

cripes.

"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."

-cs lewis

by Crentist on Jul 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

did they just play the jeopardy theme song>?

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Overflow

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Jul 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

oh my god, how the hell is this game still tied after a leadoff triple…. there’s a good chance I could have at least put the ball in play to score a run

by callmesir on Jul 30, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

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