The 12th is 2 Serious Overflow Thread
I love playing the Dodgers. Something awesome always seems to happen.
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I've been in this thread the whole time
Just waiting for everyone
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 29, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
you sly bastard
speaking of Sly…..
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 29, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
nonononono
Don’t even think about it, young Matt from Missouri.
by peach concrete on Jul 29, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I still have the link
unfortunately.
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
JD had the when part down
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 29, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
My real picture was featured on the front page earlier this week
I found the picture of this random douchebag for my avatar
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
his mom and dad got it on
are You too young to get the talk yet
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 29, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i was just looking at your mother's back!
damnit boy! ain’t you ever hear of knocking?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I hate you MAN-RAM
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 29, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
Go Cards!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
Why are we walking another hitter?
Just puts us further behind on a HR.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
Glaus would have caught that ball. He's taller.
[tear]
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
casey blake
three run bomb waiting to happen.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
These high fastballs were strikes
for the Dodgers.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
why the hell do you IBB ethier
now on a full count they can start Manny with the force behind him
He had decided to live forever, or to die in the attempt
Besebol
Been belly belly gooood….to me

People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
We have another pitcher ready when the bases are loaded
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I think gameday made a mistake
I am pretty sure I saw it call an 89 mph 2-seamer at one point.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
when he was throwing last night
the stadium gun showed low nineties once or twice and then was off for the rest of the time Motte Was out there.
GUNWICK!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
BYE BYE MANNY
FRACK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 29, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
SAVETHEGAMEWICK
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 29, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
AVENGE 2004!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Iwillgunyoudownattheplatestick
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
Um no, not so much today...
He got hit hard….
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
FUCK YEAH
wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Luddy!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
this is some entertaining shit!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 29, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
practicemakesperfectwick
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wow the siTe just exploded
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 29, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
ARMWICK
Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.
Great throw
great tag
but that was also a great slide by Manny.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 29, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
by The_teague on Jul 29, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahahaah
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you Ryan THROWMANNYOUTATTHEPLATEWICK!
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
Manny got thrown out at the plate by Ludwick
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Ditto
I’m paying for extra innings – and have to be out of town for work. They should reimburse me for this lost game… or something.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
shit, now even I wanna kiss Ludwick on the nuts!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 29, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank you.
I’ve been saying that all along, but no one – you know what? I’m just going to stop right there.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 29, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That's What Red Baron Said.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
now if only the photoshop boys would get on a new avatar for me
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
That's what red baron said!
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
That's what Red Baron said
It is complete!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I have been sitting on the edge of my seat
this whole fucking game. Jesus it’s amazing. This is why baseball>>>>>>>>>
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
is great than Babar?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
that's what I thought...
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Albabart
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
That's very profound.
Baseball is greater than… whatever the reader wishes to insert. Deep, dude.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
You guys
Are making me cry :’(
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
This game is playoff baseball good
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
I hope they win it here
I don’t think my guts can take much more.
by cloistermaximus on Jul 29, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
saved the sauce that time lud
might as well go ahead and make him a winner too
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Thank god we didn't trade Luds for Holliday.
Sorry Wallace :(
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
yeaaaaaah Yadi cut his teeth dealing with Manny
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm here
what did I miss. I got a text that Rasmus did something awesome. let’s start there.
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Like 5 things.
Tied game in 9th.
Great catch in 10th.
Looked like young Stallone.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Of the diving variety.
Had to run in from CF to catch a shallow bloop or liner or something similar.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Like rain on a cool autumn day.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
by the red baron on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, the hit;
Shades of Luis Gonzalez.
Foreshadowing, perhaps?
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Broken bat, the whole bit.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
This game has got me talking to myself.
by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
it's making me crazy
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
wow
I think I felt a little adrenaline
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
My hotel must have thin walls
Cuz I was screaming like a madman, and I just got a call from the front desk saying I was being too loud.
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
AVENGE YOURSELF, BOOG.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the Manny leap and throw
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
awesome
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks! awesome.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
!!!
greatest picture ever
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, its not very good, you are the man when its comes to the photoshop
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
No, you should probably not rework it
He will be in AAA very soon as soon as they recall KG.
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
Could we have just skipped Thurston
and taken the out?
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
I'm an idiot
althought, that should have been a triple.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
nope!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
He's still more than capable of making an out.
This way will hurt more.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
1 <3 1 out doubles
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
Do not get thrown out!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
+10 billion
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
he just gave you the middle finger.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Thursty, wtf!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
motte is terrifying anymore
The purpose of the exercise is to win the World Series
by Walking Underwear on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
No Al, I most definitely DID NOT want him to go for three
And now I’ve seen everything
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
HE MISSED FIRST WHAT AN IDIOT
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
oh fuck no.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
haha he missed the bag
good job joe. UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
UN BEFUCKINGLIEVABLE
Philles announcers about Toronto:
"Well they go out West after this series, this weekend, against the Tampa Bay Rays"
UGH
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
Joe Thurston wins the Joe Thurston baserunning award
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
you fucking dumbass!
still, that’s harsh by the ump
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
That is a rhetorical question, right?
Right?
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
oh NOW the umpires are paying attention
f
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Oh My GOB
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
I blame Tony...
Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.
we are going to crash the interne after that
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Remember how Thurston is the Chris Duncan of baserunners...
"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971
go cards.
I don't think I've seen this many in my lifetime
He’s like quadrupled the number of shitty baserunning plays I’ve seen.
I...
I am in a state of shock.
I am literally crouching in the middle of my living room with my hands on my head.
So...
what are you typing with?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i don't think i want to know
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
well
i’m gonna smoke a thursty after that
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
We need a Joe Thurston drinking game
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Joe Thurston exists.
Take many drinks.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
ask big mac
I guess he was so happy to finally play again
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
what if he knicked the base with a shoelace?
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
from where he is standing
ump doesn’t know for sure
without seeing it, he calls him out
necessary i guess, but it starts with jt putting himself in a bad spot
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
true
that’s a high school thing to do
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
he might not have heard it, though
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't remember J-Rod being outright incompetent
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Well I felt sorry for J-rod because he just wasn't good enough
Thursty I feel sorry for because he’s such a failure I can’t watch.
by enoscountry on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
how the hell do you feel sorry for him
He makes a major league salary to fuck up and cost the team games. Sounds like a sweet deal.
JRod was a poor baserunner
But this is ridiculous.
VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
How do you score this?
A single?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
well
next week, that will probably be a kg at bat
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
good point
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
He should be demoted
that’s unacceptable.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
10 baserunning mistakes is the hard limit
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
JOE PLEASE REPORT TO LAMBERT AFTER THE GAME
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
fuck that
he get’s to take the fucking bus. a fucking school bus.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Greyhound
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
screw that
Report to the river.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
i've had it
thursty goes back… bring up craig
WTF
just pretend thursty grounded out, it’s for the best
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Official scoring:
1-3.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Thurston should have slid head first to 1B
No way he misses that way.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Joe Thurston missed first base
I have only one thing to say
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Can we start a petition to get Stav and Thurston OFF this team please?
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
Dude
Thurston had to go. If Ryan gets yelled at for catching a RFs ball then how does Thursty not get hit with the Fungoe for shit like that?
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
Albert walkoff in the 14th?
ok, guess it would be 13th in this case, but wasn’t Albert in a slump last year then hit a walk-off in the 14th against the Mets and raked after that?
i was at that game
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Ank already PH'd
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah yes, I recall that now.
So PK, Welley and Hawk?
by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Hawk plz
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Now...
Im normally the guy asking to people to cheer for the Cardinals.
But where the fuck is the bear?
GDM!!!!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP MO

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thurston.
Dude.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
wow!!!!!!!
three up three down and we win…..maybe???
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
btw
good umpiring by the first base ump.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
I still hold to
my stance that no home player should be booed. But that play almost made me change my mind.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
this is not Cardinals baseball
this is Mets baseball
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Being a player with poor talents is one thing
Being a player who’s too stupid to perform basic baseball tasks is another.
And it seems to get worse in important situations like the shoulda-been-DP-ball in Houston and this gaffe.
telling choice here
hawkman over two more experienced arms
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
He missed 1st because he was already thinking about trying to get to 3rd...
Mental error of the highest degree.
V, b.
this game will do that to you
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I showed up late, too.
Very interesting vibe in here.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
It's volleyball night for me. . . and I'm kinda glad I wasn't around for this one from the sound of things.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
I went to a movie with a friend.
I called my husband on the way home – he’s not a VEB reader – and he sounded a little edgy, too. Maybe it’s just the game.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
it was awesome up until 10 minutes ago
obviously it is all Az’s and spants’ fault
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
If you think that bag full of children was the only bag I have laying around
you are sadly mistaken. I have real people sized bags as well.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
Count on Thurston
to make a baserunning gaff when it does not seem possible.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
shut up Al.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Loney is 4-5
Jebus does that guy kill us or what?
by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
Hawk Time!
Gawww! (that was a hawk sound)

Give me a break…it’s getting late and Thurston missed the damn base.
VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
awesome
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Question
how did they check the runner the first time? Did the pitcher throw to 1st? Because you can’t throw to an unoccupied base.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
yes it was pitcher to 1st
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
the first time
Mota never was on the rubber. That’s why there wasn’t a call. To appeal, the pitcher has to engage the rubber, come set, step off, and then he becomes an infielder and can throw wherever he wants.
And good pitch there hawk.
Could you just tag Thursty
without engaging the rubber?
by Andyfantastic on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
He didn't step off the first time, he wasn't ever on,
so they made him step off and do it again.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
No you can't
you can’t throw to first if it isn’t covered.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
you can throw anywhere
as long as you step off. you can’t make a pick-off move to an un-occupied base, but a deliberate step off, turn, throw, is perfectly legal.
If you step off the rubber, you are an infielder
You can’t pull the “step in front of the rubber” pick off move to an empty base.
Not afraid to nitpick
Tony
Is writing his defense of Joe right now.
“no one can fault him for effort, stupid quirky Cards fans expecting people to touch the bases as they run by them… blah blah blah:
this game is putting a year on my life
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
It's taking a year off mine.
So the balance in the universe is maintained.
by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
cool
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
this game, and thurston's existence on the club are taking years off my life
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
the final ones are probably overrated anyway
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
David Duchovny is to abstinence.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
WINNAR
Nobody else needs to reply
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
by jd is legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Already did damnit
But I agree, his answer is very good.
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
Rasmus is to mustaches
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
by The_teague on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If Wellemeyer goes in...
I will probably break my TV.
by bluntsbitchesandbaseball on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
fuck thurston and stavinoah
give me craig and green
The purpose of the exercise is to win the World Series
by Walking Underwear on Jul 30, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Jose!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking Kahlil but really thats non confident too
The purpose of the exercise is to win the World Series
by Walking Underwear on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder how Tony's argument w/ the ump went
Tony: What the hell, he touched first
Ump: Tony, its Joe fucking Thurston
Tony: Yeah, okay…
by mattyp on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 17 recs
Make this serious!
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
BTW
The Thurstan award for this game goes to…
Joe Thurstan!
by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
That was not a strike
But I’ll take it
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
He scares me shitless there
He scares me shitless everywhere!
/ Dr. Suess’d
by Ray Lankford on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
this game has a playoff atmosphere
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
Weaver is throwing in the pen
More than you know my friend..more than you know
by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
.....................Jeff Weaver?!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
!#$)*!@#$)*@#$* GOB, STOP TOYING WITH US
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
It's hard out here for Matt Kemp
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
Damn, it's so hard to be a gangster.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
but first, standing O.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you just watch.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
jeff weaver's not good at baseball anymore...
is he?
by bluntsbitchesandbaseball on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
beat his brother.
sorry.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
this is the opportunity
somebody needed to take on a bigger role in the pen….i’m pullin for ya hawk
I dabbled in pacifism once....not in 'Nam of course
I can't believe he hit it
I can’t believe it stayed fair
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
so, question
if thurston had snuck back to first base somewhere in those proceedings, is he okay?
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Yes
But the moment he moved back to first they would have thrown there
by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
probably, yeah
But he didn’t even understand what horrible thing he’d done.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
He wouldn't have made it.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
His best hope is
that the umpire misses the call.
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
so, basically
since he never touched first, it’s like it’s a live ball groundball to short. still a force play at first.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
AAAGGGHHH
Kemp can not not get on base
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Troy Glaus is discussing how he would've done it.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He looks older than me...
I am 18. FHL
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
I want the Walrus back...
Bah.
Juan Pierre. Make some outs.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Wellemeyer for the 14th??
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
game over
cards win now
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
derosa pujols holliday again
damn, I love this team
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
LETS END THIS GAME FELLAS
Albert, let’s try being clutch here shall we?
I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy.
yeah
lots of high leverage situations, drama, etc
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
2-3-4 coming up
again! This time Let’s Do It.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Is Weaver really coming in?
That would be the most awesome thing ever.
by cloistermaximus on Jul 30, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
You can still be a fan
of chocolate…
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
I want the Walrus back...
Alright,
let’s WIN THIS GAME.
The first thing that a pitcher has to understand is that Albert is better than you.-- Jim Palmer
Given the way this game has gone
I think it’s clear that the new team strategy is to get to Ludwick with a RISP.
Alright
I’m getting Fredbird back out. Into the other room with me!
by Hardcore Legend on Jul 30, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
seriously
no way this game goes to the 14th
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Very impressive inning from Hawksworth there.
Topped out at 95, consistently at 93, and excellent movement.
You can't teach a hammer to love nails.
Yeah, it all happened pretty quckly
Nice to see
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
absoloutely agree
we need a solid right handed option out of the pen right now… and to think like 3 weeks ago it was suppossedly a strength
Yes
I´ll feel sympathy in the offseason
by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
he did it to himself
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
it's kind of a gay technicality
if they’re going to call that, they need to call the dp turns, too
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking for the rest of the community
Fuck to the yes
People sleep peacably in their beds at night because rough men stand at the ready to do violence on their behalf--George Orwell.
I did
but apparently I was an idiot as I got hounded for saying it.
by enoscountry on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I did at first
But seriously, he makes more mental mistakes than a high school team over an entire season.
I feel badly for him.
Course it doesn’t mean I want him to play.
by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
no comment
except, where’s Allen Fucking Craig?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this will be the most poetic and symbolic inning in recent memory
Get ready for it, DanUp.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
We will be able to sum up life, death, and the American Dream
based on the events of this inning
by purple_haze on Jul 30, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
ot: sort of
For some levity, one of my favorite baseball stories ever.
Marv Throneberry was the 1b for the 1962 Mets…who were crap, of course. Throneberry was the ultimate flake on that team on a team full of them. One game, he pissed one into the gap and got a trouble. Unfortunately, the umpire called him out for missing first base. Turns out you have to do that in this baseball game. Anyway, Stengel comes waddling out of the dugout to argue. After Casey makes his case, the umpire replies.
“Casey, sorry to say it, but he missed 2nd too.”
VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Okay, back from the fridge with a bomb pop.
by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Epic
I can never decide which flavor is the best.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
by lunchboxbomb on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
?? This is the only bomb pop that I know:

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
That's the one I've got.
Tastes like summer.
by peach concrete on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I loved those as a kid
those and orange push-ups.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
YES!!!
+4 to the bomb pop
VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I was always partial to Otter Pops myself
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Jeff Weave a Tangled Web
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
I bet Al will
go on and on about how cool would it be for Holliday to homer…
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
I want the Walrus back...
wow
it would be tough to write about this one!
Cardinal fanatic since '82
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
game's ending right here
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
AEREWRHDS
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
silly dan and fans.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
to tell the truth
I wasn’t quite sure till I saw the fielder it sounded good off the bat but when a outfielder pulls up like that and isn’t watching over his shoulder you know it is in the park
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
walkoff
it’s about time pujols put the cape back on right? walkoff jack just because he’s getting bored with the game and wants to get to bed
What the hell are you doing, Pujols?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Horrible swing
wow Albert made Weaver think it was 06
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
I have to say...
…Weaver’s stuff moves A LOT.
VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.
by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 30, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
Yea
too bad he’s a shithead.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
And I say that as someone who dressed as him for Halloween.
In 2006, but still.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
by Cardinals645 on Jul 30, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
It's OK
Holliday!
Read such that it rhymes.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball.
well
i guess it’s only fitting for luddy or corky to win it
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
There's another
overflow, people.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

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