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Game 97 Open Thread - 22nd July, 2009

St. Louis Cardinals at Houston Astros, Jul 22, 2009 8:05 PM EDT



Carp_medium Oswalt_medium

A Carpenter       The Devil

 

So familiar

An old foe faces the Birds

So tired of Oswalt

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woop woop!

So..what’re the chances in the next few days Lugo ever plays 2B and Skip LF to improve both positions? Or will we see Ankiel playing every day now?

by leefyg on Jul 22, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

7 pm

Kinda want to see what Mr. Obama has to say about healthcare and they are unfortunately on at the same time. This whole healthcare deal sounds kind of important, good thing Carpenter is pitching tonight and not Wellemeyer or I wouldn’t be able to justify my decision so easily…

by leefyg on Jul 22, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

no politics please

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops

Sorry to mention this to people in case they didn’t know it was going to be on. Very political comment there.

by leefyg on Jul 22, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

your post wasn't political

but things can turn, through no fault of your own, in a hurry.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 22, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMEN BROTHA

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it'll be on youtube

and various other sites later

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is barden available for play today? and lugo will join the team later?

is that the status?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jul 22, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

TWTPGS?

you’re doing it wrong

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we have a list of the acronyms?

Apparently, I’m not in with the cool crowd.

by etp_stl on Jul 22, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had to go there

TWSS is contagious

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cat just implied that this guy's wife had an affair with a Cardinals fan re: the kids beside them

I’m speechless.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that darn cat

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did enjoy the

“so the mailman was a cards fan, huh?”

by RiverRat on Jul 22, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looked like Dad didn't get it

He’s gonna be sitting there and go “Hey, wait a minute…”

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Pretty dumb. No reason to insult the guy – his kid was a Cards’ fan after all.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 22, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineups

Cardinals:

Skip 2b
Rasmus cf
Pujols 1b
Ludwick rf
Ankiel lf
DeRosa 3b
Molina c
Ryan ss
Carp p

ASStros

Bourn CF
Matsui 2B
Tejada SS
Lee LF
Blum 3B
Pence RF
Rodriguez C
Coste 1B
Oswalt P

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 22, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So, ...

the pitcher batting 8th is better for producing offense, but we don’t think we should use it against one of the best pitchers in the game? I get it.

by etp_stl on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great lineup or the greatest lineup?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

best

the cards can manage………8 players and a black hole.

Just sucks the black hole is batting fifth.

I want to see a 9 man lineup one day.

by jxmetal1 on Jul 22, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Puma hurt his paw.

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

(calf) paw for comedic value

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it'd

switch DeRosa and Ankiel

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd

switch Ankiel and a cardboard cutout.

At least the cutout won’t K swinging.

by jxmetal1 on Jul 22, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it’d definitely take one for the team.

by jxmetal1 on Jul 22, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

gee, who could have seen that coming?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

For god sakes...

it’s a business. The kid has hit 11 home runs in his last 600 plate appearances, and his one supposed skill is hitting home runs.

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can imagine he wasn't too happy about it.

I wouldn’t think too many dads would be excited to see their kid traded to somebody else’s farm system.

by etp_stl on Jul 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this one on free TV

last night was the first time I ever watched a game on the computer; I lasted til the 7th.

by the Tewk on Jul 22, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm still looking...

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

my Comcast is 464

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jul 22, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Charter

Today’s the last day for it though

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

he would’ve been happy to rent a car and get down there for gametime.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

staches away

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby = Overmatched.

Not even close

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

they're off to an auspicious start

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, Roy's dealing

hope Carp is on tonight

Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe

by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Oswalt's velocity

On every pitch looks ridiculous

by slash2049 on Jul 22, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Oswalt is a flat-out amazing pitcher

he’s one of the Astros that I will always deeply respect, dwindling crew that may be.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

but i would rather watch #29

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like he's coming up out of his stance...

right before he makes contact. I would think this would lead to him hitting on top of the ball, but for some reason it looks like it’s causing him to pop up.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 22, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly

Dee Dee stopped criticizing Albert about his stance some time ago.

I wish she would… but I guess marriage is about compromise…

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone got a game link?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you asking for a gameday link?

What is this, ST?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe hes asking for a free game link...

We’re on VEB, people should know how to get to gameday

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Content thieves!

Can’t understand that when the real thing is so inexpensive.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

not if you don't live in missouri

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Jul 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya seriously

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

some of us

pay for mlb.tv, only to learn that dallas counts as the astros’ broadcast area, even if the game isn’t televised in dallas. :(

by tomsteele on Jul 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you don't have cable then, just mlbtv?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, i have cable

but the rangers are on fox sports tonight, not the astros. happens all the time.

by tomsteele on Jul 22, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you sure it's not on an alternate channel?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means

that it’s not on TV anywhere, but mlbam is blocking him out nonetheless, which is shitty. Nothing immoral about proxy servers.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

same with austin

it’s stupid

read up on the fanpost “circumventing mlb.tv’s blackout rules”

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a heads up

i usually use adthe.net, which has kicked ass all week, tonight being the exception. i’d save that link.

by MR_PC on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt is good

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Jul 22, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

so where'd...

your guy say Lugo was going to play.

Please don’t tell me shortstop.

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

platoon at 2B w/Skip

Thursty DFA

Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe

by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he plays short...

and Ryan sits this is a measurable loss for the team.

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let that go, Carp

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

what are we?

the 2006 tigers?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had a gold glove vote

he’d get it.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

did anybody catch lidge's kick save last night against the cubs?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya what a reactionary play!

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gold Shin Guard

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh Carp, let it go man

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I am stunned to learn

that Bourn’s been as bad against the Cardinals, in his career, as he has been against everybody else. It seems like he hits about .650 against them.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 22, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, Boog.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

or maybe it was Yadi

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You kidding me ump?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bourn knocked the ball out of his glove

Damn

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clay Buchholz pitching

Tonight on ESPN; seen a lot of chatter about this guy lately

by BCinVA on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

saw him pitch against Kazmir a few weeks ago...

… Pawtucket Sawx against Durham Bulls. great game.

i was amazed by the lack of position-player prospect depth for the BoSox, tho. they didn’t have anybody who looked like a prospect.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

frankly...

… he’ll immediately be their best position player.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just bein' a smart alec.

I don’t have any anymosity towards the kid. If he can get healthy in the next year, then I think he would be near the top of any team’s farm system.

by etp_stl on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO

G

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Jul 22, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the Astros

With every fiber of my being

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

pretzels pretzels pretzels

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

bear down now carp

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm shocked they held up bourn

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

They are hitting the ball well against Carp...

Not looking too hot

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

yay

thanks perez i mean derosa

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm liking The Rose

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

HA

nice swing big boy

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll take it!!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets go carp

strike this muther f%cker out!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice work, Carp!

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

$99.99

and excellent work by Carp to get the eff out of that situation.

by Ghostrider520 on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck ya 643!

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet douple play

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

nice spelling jerk face

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is, the worst

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

so much so it should have been

douchle play

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to douple take.

I thought that was awfully harsh at first.

by etp_stl on Jul 22, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-4-3

man i love that sound

by slash2049 on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

1st and 3rd and they dont score?

Did we switch offenses?

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp usually needs that first inning to settle down

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

99.99

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Would Julio Lugo make that play?

OK, I’ll stop there

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

my head exploding

I want to read about Lugo, but too much else going on

by the Tewk on Jul 22, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

The last 2 nights were awful

by leefyg on Jul 22, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

...i JUST repressed them

now i’m rolling around on the floor crying

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP hit the spot

I have a bad feeling that if they score first, this game is over.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 22, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

TWSS

(Sorry for that disgusting visual)

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt you suck...

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit it worked...

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick will have none of this

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Enfuegowick

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame that on you.

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i blame you for this

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what...

oh man, I can’t do it.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

gah.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that pic lol

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

this proxy business is working well

surprising

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

SingleWick

don’t K Dick

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

you happy?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need a drink

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

martinis are working tonight...

… i’m trying not to care about the actual outcome of the game, instead focusing on the brilliance of Oswalt v. Carp.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it Ankiel

Go the other way!

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

surprisingly

accurate description of Dick’s ineptitudes

by slash2049 on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

dan says

he’ll play OF according to mo

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll play everywhere according to TLR

But he wants his nephew back

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't mind him being the new Miles

A little bit of time at SS, 2B, 3B, but ultimately a bench guy

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no more thurston! ya!

damnit!

sorry

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

hopefully this just means Lugo is Thurston’s replacement

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't we see this movie? with Luddy's offense?

Ryan shapes up to be one of the better SS’s in the game. So he gets a reward!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine with it...

… i guess, if DeRo/Schu moves to LF and Ryan plays either 2B or 3B most days.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

once TLR gets over the shock

he’s going to have a hayday with moving Lugo and Dero around to different spots

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi to LF...

… DeRosa to C, Lugo at 3B, Ryan mans the Mountain Dew machine.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes you wonder if Lugo was acquired

To fire back at LaRussa for calling Boog futile.

If they replace a top defender at SS with an injured player, it is the height of stupidity.

by Hardcore Legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

is their old manager still doing play by play?

cause he’s not a reliable source if so

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this trade already

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Ankiel batting ahead of DeRosa

TLR shouldn’t look at the lineup as Righty, lefty, righty, he should look at the lineup as righty, automatic out, righty.

by TheBirds on Jul 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Rick should be taking every pitch

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Jul 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Ankiel pulls everything

cmon

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

DFAnkiel is at it again

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I miss the torch passing ceremony?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that he looks like will ferrel

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

For 2. I'd say he'd bat #2

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

chicks dig the lost ball

but his defense cancels out his offense. give me josh willingham.

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lost = long

same thing really

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think Willingham is available

he and the Zimmermans are the future of the franchise

LOL

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

theyre the nats

everyone is available, right?

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. ?
2. 2
3. PROFIT!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will NOT

collect Adam Dunn’s underpants.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course not, that's Az's role

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thoughts?

1. Probably cost us another pitching prospect
2. 2nd, 4th, 5th
3. Lots of strikeouts, lots of errors, lots of powar!

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEN SHEETS

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

cheese man is smooth

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

There should be a beer called Rasmus

It would be smooth

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Thursty? Head for the hill, and reach for a Rasmus.

Rasmus: So smooth you’ll think its water.

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

colby strikes me as a cheap malt liquor sort of guy

maybe they could have an special edition colby rasmus Colt 45 can

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's lots of words I'd use to describe Colt 45

Smooth is not one of them

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

OE

is charcoal filtered.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olde English?

Charcoal filtering sounds disgusting

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

colby is too good for that

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

he works every time. Or something.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking more along the line of some sort of moonshine

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

made in a still in some guy's tool shed

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which contains at least five tools

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

some guys down the hall from me in my dorm built a still in their room

i told my dad about it and he said “be careful tim! if its not made right you could go blind!” I responded with… “well dad, I’m not blind!”

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

your obviously not from the southern half of missouri

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the South

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sar... cas... tic?

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations

You bullshitted a bullshitter

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont bs me

cuz im a bser and you dont bs a bser

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colb 45

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lulz

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAIT WAIT WAIT

we just traded Duncan

Sorry I just got the memo.

by TheBirds on Jul 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa....

WHAT!?!?!?!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

leefyg'd

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see a brawl

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp is pissed off

Awesome.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

HI!!!!!!!

just got word of the trade. i tend to like it, especially since boston is eating lugo’s salary.

carp looks nice early.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

What trade?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you kill me, man.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy fucking shit?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

©

frtiz is gonna get pissy

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting pissy?

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

(c)

but only in the big boy box.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that's infringment.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

kick his ass!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Only one of us has spent six months in the bsh

I could snap your neck like a twig, Pinocchio.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

because you're 19.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

peephole camera at your last birthday.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not like Fredbird was there

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

because you've said it numerous times

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

(C)

©

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just whip it out, boy

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

'scuse me while i whip this out!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hence the ?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

© retracted

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

®

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhh...

(he’s learning)

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I never question my holy fucking shits.

(Just wanted to see how that looked in print.)

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

sir, i wasn't questioning your holy fucking shit sir

i was asking sir if your holy fucking shits applied to that sir

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T HANDLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

racist!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I thought you said “you, rock?”

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

english, do you speak it?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you're going to bunt it might as well be there

From what I remember of the hidden game of baseball that’s one of the only good ones as far as run expectancy.

by DanUpBaby on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was beautiful

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp hitting 95 ATG

then follows w/ Uncle Charlie. Not fair.

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that curve...

… was of the 2005 vintage

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey guys

what do you say we actually commentate on the nasty stuff our pitcher is throwing instead of weather forecasts…..

by slash2049 on Jul 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

yessss

that was a knee buckling ankle buckling maybe i should at least pick the bat up off my shoulders and pretend to swing cause i know its a strike – curveball.

by dugmartsch on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you are looking for the Guns N Roses board...

Oh wait, baseball? Wuuuuut?

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i was at the game monday night and caught the foul ball that splintered Ank's bat

and gave it to the kid in front of me wearing pujols gear, whose dad was wearing Cubs gear. At an Astros game. and they were all from New Orleans.

by rlgosnell on Jul 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Good form, mang.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

kid,

youre dads a dbag >|

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

good work

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELLO

who’s the playmate?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

GET YOUR ARM OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

you gotta be fucking kidding me

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

love the kit kat

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Brendan.

Why’d you hit it so hard?

by etp_stl on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

nice play

didn;t think he had a chance

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

dang, Boog got robbed

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd row

there’s a little talent there tonight

by slash2049 on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

so all the cards/astros games are blacked out for me

bc houston is my home area. if i switch my billing zip code to like montana will i get to see these games?

by rlgosnell on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it's by ip

i’m in austin and this works for me

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

if only i could install it at work

by rlgosnell on Jul 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, sucks

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

It detects your IP location. You need to use the method Flim posted to get around it…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes. problem?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

GDM

Are you gonna have to change your signature now?

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

son of a bitch,,,,i never thought of that

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt is not the Devil...he's the Debbile!

This could go down as one of the faster games ever.

"Rasmus doesn't hit lefties. Instead he bashes them over the head with their own bleeding arm he just raced to the mound to rip off before the ball arrives to the plate. He then smashes that baseball with the pitchers bloody arm over the wall because he does not hit lefites he bashes them." Ted Lilly

by Red Blazer on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never seen a guy...

with a fake name out-do an actual journalist.

I’m gonna cancel the paper tomorrow.

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

but I thought that was his real name

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've seen it...

… many, many times. Old Media has been dying for years.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about him and Boggs in place of Welley and Walters?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

deal.

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

He’s clearly not ready yet.

by etp_stl on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no,

TLR and Dunc pissed, time to tank the season! Oh wait..they seem to have been making poor decisions the entire season..

by leefyg on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i

hate

that

park

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm sorry...

but that was the weirdest catch i’ve seen in a long time

by slash2049 on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

but you're still in diapers! how many parks have you actually see?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

seen

and my fair share….

i think mom’s on vacation, i need a change badly!

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember Edmonds

doing the over the shoulder up the hill, then having his legs go wobbly b/c of the incline and eventually rolling back down. Dumb hill.

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looked like a bad soriano impression

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he caught it?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

no because hopped

but that got a chuckle out of me

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clever.

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i LOVE...

… that Soriano has been below replacement-level so far this year.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love that there is something like 6 glorious years left on his contract

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen to that

Their window has closed.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I better drink my Franklins fast tonight...

Jesus, that routine pop fly just about got out…

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's the clown's mouth?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

In CF right behind the flag pole...

It’s no fun to put it in the clowns mouth unless you have to bend it around an obstruction.

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

The Windmill will be ready by 2010 Opening Day

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just gonna make that joke

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

©

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Beat ya to it. Nyaaah.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

while you went with the fancy link, i did everyone a favor & posted the pic

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I copyrighted that last night!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at the lower left hand corner

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite part is still the message on the scoreboard

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad it's still relevent

as long as Carlos lee is in LF.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must have missed the last episode

Link

Though I guess he could come back as a time travelin’ ghost…

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

I really quit blogging/making fun of the cards that summer after Hancock died and Juan lost his career. They were my two favorite guys to randomly make fun of, and it just wasn’t fun to make fun of them anymore.

2007 sucked.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2007 should be Dan somethinged

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damed to hell

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren'ed!

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have seen hat picture hundreds of times

and have never caught that.

Awesome

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

the fat-assed Carlos Lee in left.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

then the juice moat?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is like Gibson and Marichal in 1968

Maybe it can be played in 1:50 like then.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw Maddux v. Mussina in Baltimore once

took barely two hours. Brilliant pitching on both sides

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's not

they weren’t playing in a friggin amusement park.

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

Candlestick was a pretty amusing place.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valid point

but it didn’t have grade changes. Or large metal poles in play.

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

but they did have 40 degree temperature changes in day games, blankets for rent, a chain link fence in the outfield, and colorful characters (usually in pairs) in the restrooms.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the urge to have some Chili's

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Top 100 current baseball players

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/joe_posnanski/07/21/top.100/index.html?bcnn=yes

1. Albert Pujols, 1B, Cardinals
“Every hitter is human,” says pitcher Zack Greinke (No. 4). “Except Pujols.”

by leefyg on Jul 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

it's a shame he didn't face him

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sandoval already @ #25?

Yeah he’s a good player but come on.

by TheBirds on Jul 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

8. seems blank to me

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even though Jocketty basically essembled an all-star team for us

that trade alone makes him a little hard to miss.

But he did give us Waino to make up for it.

by TheBirds on Jul 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack commercial fail

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL agreed

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw these mini-buffalo ranch sandwiches

I want more Pretzels and Plasma TV twin packs…

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Overmatched my ass.

Rasmus says eat my poo.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for a Franklin Welley

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

drinkin the hard stuff tonight eh?

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I had some Woodford Reserve

but I am drinking cheap beer instead

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize it was possible to make 250 proof alcohol

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's a rum

and the bottle sweats like you wouldn’t believe.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I didnt know Welley's came in

liquid form….

I always thought they were injected or snorted…

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by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

crawford boxes for Luddy?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

he didn't need em last night

he almost hit the choo choo

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why Rasmus

Should sit for Ankiel or Stav

by leefyg on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

hah!

the length of that list is refreshing!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

is anyone else extremely annoyed by the Afflac thing?

I shouldn’t have to hear Gilbert Godfried’s voice that often

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

oh ihave been for about 7 years now

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah

we think somewhat alike… I also hate that one too

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin hate that commerical

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are quite a few commercials that have annoyed me

So I wont go there…

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m not sure why I even brought it up, most commercials are horrible affronts to humanity

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

British or pre-British?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

aussie

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mistake

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt is in cruise control

38 pitches through 4 innings. Thank god our guys are making him work a little bit.

by DJ87 on Jul 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

these are the days i miss Miles and Eck...

… they’d make him work, and then dump a bullshit double down the line.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can hit a pitching wedge further than that

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can take a dump

longer than that

i win

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can,,,,,

well,,,,you know

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, lugo

literally free or league min?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

prorated league min

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i figured

but everyone keeps saying boston picks up all of his 13.5MM

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's absolutely

way the fuck more than i make in a year

probably close to ten times as much

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

a man can dream i guess

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course

i’m not much older than colby, so i have an excuse

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

same here...

… i’m a grad student on an “assistantship,” which means Lugo will make more taking a nap on the plane to D.C that i will this year.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Cries uncontrollably*

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in the same situation

Below the poverty line

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

… my (state) university plans it perfectly so that if i made $300/less per year i’d be eligible for food stamps.

which is kind of shitty i guess, but i can survive and be very happy doing what i’m doing (and they do give me health insurance). if money was what i was after, i wouldn’t be in grad school anyway.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in the same boat

broke as hell… but the past two years of my left have been the best bar none

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah its like 200K

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You probably

(I know I do, and I have a nice career) make less than their per diem in a year.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

we'll see

but i think less than free

i’m in the minority, but i don’t think this was smart. better to let lugo hit the waiver wire and hold on to cd. he still has a bit of possible future. lugo does not, and it does not come close to offsetting floppy to brewers.

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure that that wasn't possible...

… probably some other team have another offer in or would have claimed him on the waiver wire to hold up the trade.

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's the Blues fan (The hockey team)

in me that’s distorting my opinion, but it wouldn’t surprise me to see Duncan back with us as a minor league FA next Spring.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be alright with that

hopefully the red Sox let him spend a lot of time in Pawtucket getting his stroke back

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it'll be back until

he’s rested a month or two in the post season and works out with Skip and McGwire again.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll do fine

he’ll be a big hit with the chowds ladies. that’s really what it’s all about anyway

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

cmon Carp

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, there's a game on?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sucked, but Colby looking smooth is a pleasure to watch

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

they scooped HL

Lugo wearing number 12.

Now the Cat is explaining the intrigue. Just not the juicy part.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This has been discussed before...

But I have to express how much it pisses me off that Astros announcers call Oswalt “The Wizard”. There was only one wizard, gentlemen, and he had nothing to do with the Houston Astros

by ChicagoRedBird on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

he's the Grand Wizard

insert random KKK joke

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Ankiel is back...

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

when did he leave?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeRoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

when is ank gonna get dl'd?

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

W00t DERO GOES YARD

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DEROSA!!!

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DeRosa rulz

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

you know Al

im sure that i could hit a baseball out too if i swung as hard as i could and one of the 1000 pitches i swung at hit the barrel of the bat perfectly…. holy fucking shit! He’s not good anymore!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

forget that

Yay Dero!!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE ROSE!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

DERO

FUCK YEA!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wow...

.. who needs a goddamn tendon sheath anyway?

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna go get mine removed tomorrow

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Consider it retracted.

OK Carp, there’s your run!*

*I retract that too; please get more than one run, Birdos!

by BTown Birds fan on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo got Fleeced

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

sux just like Franklin

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ewww, we called mulder that too

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but by Funky Bunch, I was talking about the offense, being funky

as in stinking…

Mark Mulder was the leader of the funky bunch

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

it’s nice having a real third baseman

Cardinal fanatic since '82

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Why's DeRosa

the only one of our boys unashamed to play to the park?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

because he's been a cardinal for less than a month

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

larry walker like trade methinks

that was crushed

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

young what?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

let's hope one is all we need

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That is looking like a good trade MO

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, yes

futility never looked so good

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

this crap must be getting to shirtlicker mentally

Hope he can keep out of the doghouse.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

batting in front of carp with 2 outs is like batting in softball when you only have 9 players

you know its an unavoidable out coming up… but you still have to go through the motions

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

do not swing Carp!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Oppo Droppo

Im proud to say this is my mobile commenting debut. I think I like it…

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jul 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

carp

just pretend the ball is a drunk luddy talkin shit

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

too late...

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

what?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess

you didn’t hear that carp’s nickname is luggage

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the first rule of luggage...!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

no i didnt

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

then i don’t know how to better explain it

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

i’m an idiot

disregard the quoted post

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully not his pitching hand

but seriously…. really? how on earth did i miss that?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody on here

the other day said that over drinks a cards’ employee told him

may or may not be true

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

just like major league

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think it's true

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

might not be

but seems reasonable

someone had to have punched him

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably was a gorilla that escaped from the zoo

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know the ladies up here ain't purty, but that's a cheap shot

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

if somebody charges the mound, that might be... interesting.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

most important half inning here

let’s pray Carp doesn’t give it back up

by the Tewk on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

f^ck wellemeyer

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the medical office...

should start slitting wrist tendons.

I’m ready to try anything.

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I would not put it past this medical corps.

eww.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bud Light Lime in cans...

that has to take like rancid elephant piss

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

No, that's Milwaukee's Best.

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll have to confirm that for me

i’m going to pass

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you

I personally happen to like my beer to have a greasy feel to it… it’s how I know I’m alive.

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIGHLIFE!

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa should be batting 5th from now on

Tony can still have fun putting him at different fielding positions.

by enoscountry on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't it nice

to have the pitcher batting ninth as God intended?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Jul 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

i think we need some pop at 8

i nominate rick-dick

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be in favor of that

he might walk a little there, too.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pence looks angry

And Carp exploits his spazzyness. Nice

by cloistermaximus on Jul 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

carp's scouting report

Hunter Pence:
throw one under his chin. he’ll piss his pants on every subsequent pitch.

by _pistol_ on Jul 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

just not at his head

or tony will piss his pants on every subsequent pitch

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

for?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

It’ not a win or a loss for either team.

It’s a straight crap-for-crap trade.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

sometimes people have to declare a clear winner.

Duncan is breaking down at an early age. He has titanium embedded in various parts of his body. He hasn’t hit for crap in a long time…

by guayzimi on Jul 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree as i said above

i would not have done it

does less than floppy to mil.
gives roster spot to an other injured player
if cd recovers, we lose
he agreed to go to memphis

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by sportsman on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get the feeling he doesn't really have a firm grasp on the situation

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

And he was cavaleir in his use of small sample size UZR ratings. However, his kinda my boss, and I just joined so I don’t wanna argue too much.

Derosa.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I had to reply. the guy has no idea what he’s talking about as far as Dunc’s situation.

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by Alxfritz on Jul 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that article

made me wanna puke, as soon as he started talking about UZR

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems a little tetchy, yeah

But:

Giving Duncan up is going to harm the Cardinals in more ways than one.

Okay…

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta disagree with him

on the idea of Dunk in LF for the Sawx next year. That’s a tough LF to defend.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are Dan and Al talking about duncan playing outfield for Boston?

really?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

he is an outfielder

and is only 1 injury away from the majors.

by Evilfrog on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought that he was a 1b

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was a DH

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

NASSSSSSSS

TTTTYYYYYYY

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't smoke kids!!!

(spit) it’s bad for you (spit)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha

they’re saying DunK is playing left in Fenway… I see him as nothing more than a bench player who sees 2 games a week on that club.

by ducttape16 on Jul 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he replaces manny

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by sportsman on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Intervention

The more I think about, and given Tony and Big Dunc’s reaction, the more it feels like an intervention to me. Tony clearly wasn’t thinking clearly about Lil Dunc, given his focus on what Lil Duc COULD do (rather than what Lil Duc hadn’t done all year).

Hopefully he’s come to his senses.

This is also why you need some balls in the front office; field management can get too close to the players and lose their objectivity.

P.S. Was Thurston DFA’d or did I just dream that?

by thepainguy on Jul 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

quite honestly

I am liking Mo more and more… he seems to have a pair on him

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't you play with me like that

not cool dude

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't talk about win expectancy around these parts

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

so do you feel creepy now about your sig pic?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told him about the camera on him, and he thought it was creepy.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, i don't

still like it. and it’s an avatar.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

my VEB lingo is lacking…. but at least i don’t say “First” at the start of a new thread anymore

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya skip!

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice slice Skip

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by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Good start to the inning Skip

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

NO!

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

...was that a lead-off double?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

get him in Colby

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BS HE WAS FN SAFE

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

gritty double

and is some kid talking shit to Pujols? What was he saying

by mattyp on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

horrible call!!!

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony's gonna get tossed

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

tony

what. the. f#ck????

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

does he think it’s a force call?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what I figured

He argued longer than I’ve seen him argue in awhile

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you fucking kidding me?

why the hell was Colby bunting?

ya Tony, get tossed

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Raz can't just pull a GB

to the right side?

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i seem to remember exactly that happening last time he was up

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

i don’t know if TLR called that or if he did it himself, but it’s the wrong call to bunt there

by kindred on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin bullshit

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

A. Why is Colby Bunting?
B. He was safe at third

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by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we need manager challenges

like the NFL.

The umpiring’s getting worse.

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by gocards62 on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the love of tacos

Just another shitty call at Minute Maid Amusement Park.

If there is Justice Albert will launch 35 here.

by cloistermaximus on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he was out

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I do, too...

It looked like he got his fingers…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

he clearly missed him with the initial tag

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

One angle it looked like his fingers got flicked back by the glove

Just barely

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed the tag

got the call cause it was so early

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the ump's view was blocked, and it was effin' close

still, agree. oh well. maybe it’ll fire up the non-DeRo guys.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, he was safe

he did not get him with the first tag.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do too, looks like he swiped a finger

oh, and every single goddamn time Tony tries this bullshit strategy of manufacturing runs we come up with NOTHING

by mattyp on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course that happens

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert has not had a good series

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a long slump, for Albert.

He seemed to break out of it then went right back into it.

His slumps are relatively short, and Luddy is fired up, but I’m mostly annoyed that when Albert slumps, the rest of the team can’t hit for shit.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

in numbers

Just means he’s due for the Phillies. He’ll be needed.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jul 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is when that's basically the team.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert, please come back to us.

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by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

pretzels pretzels pretzels

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

pretzels?

'Stay Thursty My Friends' - Tony LaRussa

by The_teague on Jul 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretzels

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Ball Beat Him

But he was safe.

3B missed on the first swipe.

Unfortunately, too many umps at all levels just give the offense the call if the ball gets there first and the guy on the base holds onto the ball.

by thepainguy on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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