I thought I'd add my own take on this commercial.
This, of course, also would be me during an average Cardinals game. Usually, I try to keep the destruction to a minimum, but sometimes ... it can't be helped. And just think, no mention of Thurston, Big Sweat, Motte, Pitch-to-Contact, the f-ing Cubs, no hollering "will you just TAKE a pitch once in a while?" ... oh, the subject matter is endless.