HRD Thread
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT
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He will eliminate all pitches.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
at least David Cook is a Missouri product
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's aiming to burn down the stadium, though.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Royals fan :(
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
Enough David Cook
let’s Jack some DONGS
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
David Cook? Really?
Oh well….and it sickens me to see Marquis out there in an all-star jersey…just because he sucked so hard while here in St. Louis
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
Oh no its Chris Berman
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
I have money on Cruz and Pena.
Ridiculously high odds for such a crapshoot as the HR Derby, and I can always lay off should they reach the second round.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
been downtown twice
It’s overwhelmingly Cardinals fans. I’m not sure how many other teams’ fans are showing up, but this is sure a convention for Cardinals Nation.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yeah!
baby! let’s slam some baseballs, mang.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
good one
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
what about just a 1st basemen
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't there 3?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
4
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm clearly not really paying attention.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
It's cool.
It’s easy to mistake Prince Fielder for a SS.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
psha
i literally just loled at that one.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
a steam ship? there is a resemblance.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I forgot about AG.
Easy to do w/ him in San Diego.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
yep.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and next,
YOUR OWN ALBERT PUJOLS!
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
the night is young.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's used that.
I wish I were joking.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Hurrah! It's Joe Morgan!
I’ve missed him since yesterday.
by notmorganfreeman on Jul 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
over under on the eliminate/deny promo
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
have you watched
many home run derbies? heh.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
I was hoping...
that he would be hoarse from last night.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
YADI AND ALBERT AND OZZIE
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
damn, I should've recorded. that's the best shot ever. all smiles.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
You guys rooting for Howard, too?
Because of the STL connection, I am.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
I'm obviously on the Pujols train
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
OK, taking opening bets...
Are you taking:
- Chris Berman will mention more towns in Illinois tonight than Morgan talks about his lack of HR power.
- Joe Morgan mentions that he played in the major leagues more often than Berman says that a ball was hit to a town in Illinois.
Decide.
I'll take # 3
Berman, Morgan and Phillips all are annoying
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
So...my whiteboard has a nice table...
…player names as rows
…rd 1, rd 2, cumulative, finals, total, out-of-the-park (just in case) as column…
I feel like a kid with an old scorebook
10 of the last 13 left handed hitters have won the HR derby
What the f’ does that even matter Steve Phillips?
I didn’t realize left handers were naturaly stronger than rigties, or that Busch Stadium was biased towards southpaws.
Am I the only one who finds it incredibly depressing
it took an All-Star game for Ozzie to acknowledge the team after his retirement?
he's been around some before this
I remember some of the guys I was in JUCO with getting his autograph at a game in either 01 or 02.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
He was at the last game at Busch II
and was at opening day this year. He’s around, he just doesn’t talk to Tony.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
He was there the nite all-star balloting started too
I’m just saying it’s a shame he’s not around more. And since TLR doesn’t appear on his way out any time soon I fear it’ll stay that way.
sign guy is here.
The game is official now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I almost did a mock Derby on MLB 09 The Show
But I didn’t. I figure Pujols or Howard would’ve won that
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
hello hello hello
i’m psyched for this. i wanna see someone literally leave the yard.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
albert looks nervous
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
He's in his home stadium
and in front of his home fans. How can he not be?
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
I feel proud
that I’ve been to a stadium that’s hosted an ASG (I went to Busch three summers ago – only been there once)
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
this is a stupid promotion
why make him swing more?
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
they're basically treated like race horses tonight
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Why does Albert have to try to hit a homer before the cfontest starts
BS
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Is Yadi catching? Tell me Yadi's catching Albert.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
er, behind.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Albert will take his own effin' time.
Don’t rush art.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
what the fuck is this?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
get the hook on this pitcher
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
sorry, that sounded bad
i’m just pissed that actually just happened.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
was that pepsi?
i thought it was state farm.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
State Farm.
“Call Your Shot” promotion.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
free outs at least
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
You could tell Albert was actually tryin' too....
He took like 12 pitches…
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
yeah, Albert looks nervous
And his few swings I saw during the warm-up did not look … right. Not injured-wrong, just didn’t look like relaxed Albert.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ozzie throwing to Yadier
Man. This is great.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ozzie's lost some giddy-up on his accuracy
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
wasn't he managing and playing yesterday?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He's had a torn rotator cuff.
Since like 1993.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
why did they have him throw out the first pitch?
they’ve never done that before, that was weird
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
EA!
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Can Berman not pronounce "Erin"?
Nice speech on the B&G Club, Urn!
ERIN ANDREWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
i'm glad her chin looks OK
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
this is just the warmup for the real party
celebrity softball game.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
that was yesterday.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
sssshhhhhh
i’m pretending it’s actually tonight.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
...except it already happened
yesterday.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
ERIN ANDREWS OMG
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
i hope that guy
throws a bit faster to albert during the derby.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Cruz just tried to take the A out of Big Mac Land
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
but he didn't break the sign.
Albert’s still better.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that's Albert's sigh Nelson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
I wish I was catching those non HRs
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
It's sad when Joe Morgan is the most sensible of this bunch
It’s like saying who’s the hottest girl from the facts of life.
by TheBirds on Jul 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG Chris Berman
Chris Berman!!!!!!!!
Want to rub the belly!!!!
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by azruavatar on Jul 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
he'll totally let you do that
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
i like the foot tracker.
however, i haven’t seen any green trails yet.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Why did they cover the Wall of retired #s
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
'cause the mlb
are a bunch of money-grubbers? i dunno. it was stupid.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Adam Dunn
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I believe they said yes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I certainly hope the guy throwing to Albert earlier
isn’t his Competition pitcher
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
me also
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I would think McKay
would be the guy throwing to APu
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
Reply fail... my bad.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
they said earlier McKay is not gonna be thrwoing tonight
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
DO NOT TYPE WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO TYPE
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
It's what she SAID.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
4th deck
Who is this guy again?
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
He's a she?
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Nelson is calling for Clark Street
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
471...
I was around that area when I was at Busch
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
this dude's got some serious power
i knew he’d do well
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
did he really hit one out of the stadium, or is Phillips full of shit?
I know it could be both
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
phillips is full of shit
it was the concourse. similar to the pujols GS against the cubs.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew VEB would cost me something tonight
hopefully that was the limit of my missing actual shots
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
both
On the concourse.
Albert hit it there before.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i don't consider the concourse out of the stadium
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Not bad Mr. Cruz
I drafted this mofo on my fantasy team to start the year, I had a feeling he would break out this year….
Thank you for making me look good.
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
LOL Morneau getting a picture with Pujols
tells Mauer to take a picture of them together….isn’t that lovely…
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
btw, why doesn't morneau get to participate? is it like wheel of fortune, if you win you can't play
again?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
He declined.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Morneau took a break
He said he played in the Derby his first two years and wanted a year off.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
Howard isand he won
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Jack Buck.
damn I miss him
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jul 13, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
One of the nicest "baseball people" I've ever met.
He held an elevator for me and my dad at the Astrodome many, many years ago.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes me think
of how he would call a HR Derby. Or Scully. I’d like to hear Vin Scully right now.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I'd take Scully and/or Buck
over the ESPN clowns any day
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
props to espn
for this stan the man stuff. plus jack buck.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
by ilrosso on Jul 13, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wtf they've got Albert at the desk
Doesn’t he have enough stuff to do?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He's helping the groundscrew later, too.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
They put an extended life battery on him today.
He’ll be good till 10 PM or so.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Heard it from Albert first
Stang is the mang
by mysterui on Jul 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He's still El Hombre
his modesty only adds to the legacy. A modern day Musial.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
by Alxfritz on Jul 13, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish it was Braun instead of Fielder...
So they could boo his ass. I hold out hope for tomorrow…
V, b.
oh shit don't encourage him, Albert
“You can call me Winnie the Pu, whatever you like.”
nooooooooooo, albert.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Did Chris Duncan
teach these kids how to play the OF?
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
by Alxfritz on Jul 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahhaa
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm waiting for one of them to run into the Ameren sign in centerfield.
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i'm waiting for a kid to rob someone
that would make my life.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that happened a few years ago & the crowd booed that kid
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
where and when?
and how did i miss it?
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
let's just hope they weren't taught how to play that wall by Ankiel
too soon?
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i was thinking it
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
They'll go to next year's all star game and complain
that their shoulder is still weak.
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by azruavatar on Jul 13, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
can't spell it when i'm drunk anyway
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
City hall in CF grass?
Not sure what that is…
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
Old Courthouse.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
skyline
Old Courthouse, etc.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
If he did
I didn’t hear it. Sure heard Utley last year, though.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
"go ahead, steve,
no, wait…in fact, i’ll take from here."—chris berman.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Big Veg has lost a few pounds
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Albert can beat that
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
whoa, Albert don't give away all the secrets
Though I’d rather listen to Albert dissect everyone’s swings than him taking swings.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he didn't know it was a mike
He thought it was a breath mint and ate it.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yeah
I’m damn close to blowing 120 on a Molina jersey.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
I want an Albert jersey.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
ditto
my aunt sent me a cheap ass all start shirt from walgreen’s last month. it’s probably the only thing i’ll get though
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
that's sweet of your aunt to think of you though.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
totally. she's really good at sending me & my nephew's stuff
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
I've never owned one
and wont until he retires. I fear I will jinx him.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
I have one. I don't wear it though.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
How cool is it that Albert
is the most intelligent man speaking here?
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
I'd love to have Albert announce the game
and Morgan and Co. not.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
*yes*
That was actually really informative.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He'll be doing that, too.
From the field.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
My buddy and I had an ongoing joke about AJ Pryzenski doing something like that
after he was everywhere after the 05 WS…
I was thinking the same thing
i wouldn’t be so upset if he bowed out early, but only if he could take over the broadcast
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I was just thinking
that he could easily have a very successful post-career career.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I knew that guy looked familiar
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
What's your strategy?? Really Chris??
The strategy is to hit fucking HRs. It’s in the name of the event, moran.
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it's the on-base derby that he needs to strategize for.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
speaking of Morans
where are the VEB sign people at? I still haven’t seen the Albert is ridiculous sign yet
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
odds on Prince falling backwards?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
damn
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
497...
I still think Albert can beat that.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
Hi, I'm Steve Phillips, failed GM...
Now that Albert is gone, I’m going to go ahead and disagree with his strategy. It’s not like he’s the best hitter in the fucking universe. Do you know I drafted Jose Reyes?
V, b.
His at bats should be brought to you by Dial.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
clean it up with orbits
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
off the brick thing
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
bleeped again
why are they doing this on cable?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
I bet Prince swears at least one more time.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
Do we have any
constituents at the derby right now??
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
You know I’m not allowed within 500 feet of EA
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
by gdm426 on Jul 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
500 feet = one standard albert HR unit
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Lasers go in a straight line
that ball was about as straight as a rainbow
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was that on purpose too?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
DO NOT QUESTION ESPN
and their 1996 hockey-esque technology!!!
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
My favorite part is how amazed they all are by it.
It changes colors!!!
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he just hit a home run
falling backwards.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
It looks cool.
But that is the courthouse where Dred Scott was made to stay a slave.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
If no one;s bulldozed that piece of shit hill
at Minute Made, they can cope with some bad manicuring on the lawn.
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O, we're talking about the actual courthouse. . .
/hangs head
/walks away
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it was hardly the building's fault.
but yeah, that is an ignominious bit of history.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Yeah, there's a whole lot of history there.
But most of it is terrible history.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
Yeah.
Slave auctions, too. It is a pretty building, though.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
You can blame the urban planners who put the Arch where they did for the skyline shot
otherwise it’d be a moot point.
wat
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
I would sign that petition
but seriously, stay out of the ladies room
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I like it.
The State farm Home Run Derby is brought to you by… State Farm!
No shit, assholes?
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
Yeah they outbid GEICO at the last minute...
avoided a really awkward situation.
by ducttape16 on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Franklin should be pitching to everyone.
He sucks terribly and gives up a ton of home runs.
He shouldn’t be an All-Star. He sucks.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who are the midgets with bad mullets high fiving Fielder?
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hair's bigger than their heads
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
LOL I believe those are his two kids, I'm gonna say his wife isn't black....
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
no she's a red head
one foxy red head
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Jul 13, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
because those are some very Carrot-top-esque fro's....
just to clarify….
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
Can't he afford to get his kids a haircut?
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Yes.
There is one that looks like a Jonas brother.
He has caught one.
Quite a few fan catches too.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
one that looks like a jonas brother.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't believe so
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
so far it’s been Cruz and Fielder, eh?
Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
I don't know how I feel about this commercial.
In one sense it’s cool, but Berman’s voice ruins it.
Can the two Bucks counteract how much Berman bastardizes it?
Why 10 outs?
I bet it used to be three, a few “stars” embarassed themselves with an O-fer, and they fixed it so anyone could hit one.
Too long…
ever watch the real old time Home Run Derby show
like from the 60’s?
They got 9 innings, it was awesome!
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
me too
of course the players back then did it for the money, I am not sure MLB would allow it now
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I don;t think the players
or the union would turn down 500K to take batting practice.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
hit it to Inge!
Oh sorry, he’s not on defense…
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Wainwright should pitch to Inge...
Just for shits and giggles…
V, b.
by LukeMP1186 on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
nice!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Dear Brandon Inge...
Thank you for swinging and missing at Wainer’s nasty slider.
Sincerely,
Cardinal Nation.
How many baby duncan's are there on the field?
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I bet she can get a .150 OBP in the last month
cough AnK cough
by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jul 13, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i hope not.
he seems like a nice guy.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Sadly, the guy's on my fantasy team...
hope that this doesn’t kill his season
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
cut to Jeter
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
so why is Inge in this?
Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 13, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Is the camera guy confused?
Erin Andrews is the female in yellow.
I believe the instructions were “keep the camera on her at all times”.
gettin kinda stalkery
Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
We passed that town about 3 years ago.
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really?
Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 13, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He's UID 468 so I'm gonna go with 3 years IIRC
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That's what I was thinking
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Inge wins the Mike Piazza Award this year.
Noonan!
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Brandon Inge
will burn down the city of Saint Louis and piss on it’s ashes.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
I disagree.
The English language is mine to abuse.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
my apologies then,
i was not aware. bows
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
cool, we have a mocking Cubs segment
I.e. the number of Cards WS rings.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
If the Cubs ever host the All-Star Game...
what video are they going to run?
Alex Gonzalez, Bartman, Sosa’s corked bat?
I don’t think they had moving pictures 100 years ago.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
media will object to Wrigley
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Of course the Bartman clip is required
Just like every time they mention playoffs and Cubs in the same sentence anywhere else on ESPN
by AWolfAtTheDoor on Jul 13, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Luddy would have done much better
Nasty like Nas, Batman combined with Method Man
G. Rap hydraulics, supersonics call me Shark Man
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 13, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
I was at one of the Reds games the July 4th wknd
and Luddy hit something like 10 homers in 13 pitches during BP. He would’ve been great.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
He might have an 0-fer too
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
He's got 15
HRs in 250-ish PA (or maybe AB).
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
sorry, this is the educating non-Cards fans about the Cardinals segment
To make up for all the continuous east coast coverage.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's faking it
They fake it all the time, didn’t you know?
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
almost the ameren collision
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
Joe Buck folks
I needed to be lulled into a nap now anyway.
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Surprised you didn't fall asleep
with the ESPN crew (minus Erin)
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
I am dissapointed as
my girlfriend works for him :(
by madeintaiwan on Jul 13, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Can she make him less boring?
I suggest methamphetamines in the morning coffee cup.
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Joe Buck on coke
kind of boring, but still really annoying.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
haha true
I don’t know why he so boring, so monotone…
by madeintaiwan on Jul 13, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
The guy who's pitching to Gonzo
looks like he’s throwing darts.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
"i was jack buck's biggest
fan."—joe morgan.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
adrian gonzales
isn’t exactly destroying the world here.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
that's jess todd's job.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
and then I invented the internet, and cured cancer,
I want to be the no-talent ass clown!
by RosevilleRedbird on Jul 13, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Notice how they slipped in a picture of Babe Ruth to that Cardinals History Montage?
Thanks ESPN. Nice to know we need more reference to the Yankees, especially after the Jeter interview.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
almost another 0fer
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
it's true though.
moving here from california, that was really weird.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Yeah
I always said “Peoris Notre Dame. You haven’t heard of it.”
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
i skipped the high school
and just said the second thing.
cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.
Betty, Dick, Dunk, Thurston
they boo a lot of players that suck
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Wellemeyer got booed yesterday?
Where the hell were you at Joe?
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There's a group of
us who get together and boo Welley.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
Forget politeness
booing is F-U-N.
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by azruavatar on Jul 13, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we are aggressively plausive about baseball, is all.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
crap, Joe Buck outed us on the "high school" question
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Is he gonna give the ESPN guys free Ted Drewes concretes and t-ravs?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
toasted ravioli
St. Louis’ contribution to American cuisine
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
no i know
but i’ve never heard them called t-ravs.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jul 13, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, I see
Only the coolest people call them that (and by that I mean me)
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Nah, I've heard lots of losers say that.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
2 homers in 20 outs
What a boring Derby so far (minus EA and Cruz)
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
yessssss
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'd expect McKay
b/c that’s his normal BP pitcher, but it’s just a guess
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
thought i read
its some guy from pittsburgh
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
they gave Inge a hand because he won us a WS
As stated above.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
please take that picture off the screen
lolz
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
"I look like I haven't slept in weeks"
The only time Joe Buck made me laugh
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
We booed Isringhausen even when he wasn't hurt...he tried to set a record for blown saves...
We love when players give 100% or more, and you certainly can’t give that when you are hurt….The fact that he hid that from our medical staff hurts the team, hurts the fans, and hurts yourself farther. Either way, he deserved it…
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
disagree...
… he would have deserved it if he wasn’t trying hard. he was. the fact that he couldn’t do any better does not reflect poorly on his person or character.
booing should be reserved for poor people, not poor performances.
although...
… i always felt that most of the boos Izzy heard were directed at TLR, not Izzy. that’s probably fine.
Does this mean you accept poor performance? No, obviously it doesn't, it also doesn't mean you can't boo the FO.
I respect your opinion, but I stand behind the people booing Izzy, he had a good early career in STL, but playing hurt helps no one. In my opinion, playing through an injury does not make you a good person, it makes you irrational and stubborn….
Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...
Fully agreed
I booed Izzy before he came in a game and he ended up blowing the save. Blew a save when I saw a game in Detroit, too. His later years with the team (minus 07) were not good.
The St. Louis Cardinals have the Not-So-Fab Five: Wellemeyer, Thurston, Ankiel, Duncan and Thompson.
Who else is getting these weird "dream" commercials?
Is that an ESPN360 thing? It’s really really annoying.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
okay Yadi... calm Albert down.
He isn’t going into his full “wind-up” into his stance. He has to relax. Trust the hands!
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Exactly.
Maybe I’ll wake up outside Hooters.
by Ghostrider520 on Jul 13, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Morgan's new meme
is batting “top spin” to replace pitchers “slide pieces.”
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
98
Ninety eight Ninety eight NinetyNinetyNiteyNinety Ninety Eight.
"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah
sorry EA fans
She’s not in any of the shots, hardly.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i think she was in the background
of that last cut to hamilton and cruz. . . eating nuts… not making that up.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
nice to see Ank's offspring in CF
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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