Cardinals drinking game (circa spring 2003)

Hey guys,

I asked if I should post this in the game thread for 7-10-09 and I got a positive response so here goes.  This is the drinking game I created for watching Cardinals games in my dorm/apartment room with my friends at Bradley University waaaayyy back in my sophomore year of college.  I updated Walk Jocketty with John Mozeliak, but I thought that I you guys might have suggestions to make it even better.  Please try it out, if its your type of thing, and let me know what you think (Mods, please go easy on me if I have violated any decorum posting this here).

(Pardon the crazy formatting. I copied this from a word file and I haven't taken the time to try and figure out the tabs and such for the fan post entry feature).

St. Louis Cardinals Drinking Game

Note: Designed to be played with beer, but any drink which is not taken as a shot will work as well.

Rules:

Offense:

-Reach first base: 1 drink (single, walk, hit by pitch, reach on error, dropped 3rd strike)

            -Double: 2 drinks

            -Triple: 3 drinks

            -Homerun: 4 drinks plus 1 drink for every runner on base

            -Grand slam: 1 Beer

            -Sac Fly/Bunt: 1 drink

-Run scored (Non-Homerun) : 1 drink

-Stolen Base: 1 drink

-Successful Suicide Squeeze: 1 beer

            -Player charges mound and fight ensues: 1 beer

Defense:

            -Double Play: 2 drinks

            -Triple Play: 3 drinks

            -Unassisted Triple Play: 1 Beer

            -Strike Out: 1 drink

            -Outfield Assist: 1 drink

            -Outfield Assist at Home: 2 drinks

            -Caught Stealing: 1 drink

            -Pickoff: 1 drink

            -Great Play Rule: Number of drinks at discretion of viewers

Miscellaneous:

            -John Mozeliak/Red Schoendienst Camera Shot: 1 drink

            -Win: 1 Beer