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This just in the the news team news center, Adam Wainwright is awesome. Dude flat out shut down los gigantes tonight. it's a shame the umps screwed him out of a potential win. he really was the stopper the Cards needed him so desperately to be. at least DeRo seams to not be as hurt as we all feared. that's also some much needed good news.

 

Star-divide

oh, and this breaking news just in to our news center studio's.

And Albert Pujols is ridiculous

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SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yay

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how did i fail?

is it lame to try and be first?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you aren't first

I was and i didn’t even proclaim “first”

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

that was pretty lame

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

He is first on mine and I just opened the thread, so he is first. . . lame, but first

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm.

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok ok its lame

geeez…

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know what.

he can have it.

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First on mine too but I don’t think this is something to be arguing about.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't proclaim it either

i just asked it… sorry to offend you

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

apology accepted

;-)

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and yes, it is lame....

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is BCB reminiscent, shall we say.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Fredbird

I owe you one.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

first?

I thought that was a bleed cubbie blue thing.

fail. true statement

by jxmetal1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe i should start a fan post and apologize?

for God sakes… calm down

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

I believe a fan post is the acceptable apology.

Thank you.

by jxmetal1 on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Thursty!!!

For once, get a frickin’ hit!

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks.

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lucky Overflow Thread!!!!

Please?

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thursty

please, please, please

by creativereason on Jul 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

better swing on that slider

dan ,al it was a ball

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whose luck?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

frak

I have a very, umm...photographic brain. A lot like Ansel Adams but in color and with a lot more, uh.....insertion and pubic hair.

by Tackle Box on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take a BB

Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe

by gocards62 on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thurston, get out of my life.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Thurston strikes out...

What a shocker

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew it

CLASSIC Thurston! You suck, man!

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who didn't see that coming?>

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just think

We should have had DeRosa up there…

by Evilfrog on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that doesn't help my liver at all

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

been there, done that

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And yet

He’ll probably be out there before long again, thanks to TLR

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

son of a bitch

i tried to fill this with good luck, i really did

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe an anti-jinx

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least the albert pujols part worked this time

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's beyond luck

post-luck

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only thing that overflowed here

is Thurston’s crappy batting

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 1, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate him

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ummmmmmmmm

joe meets expectations

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Joe Thurston the worst Cardinal of the last 20 years?

I can’t remember a player who played more who was any worse than him.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is this on a So Taguchi scale?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roger Cedeno?

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heathcliffe Slocumb

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Esteban Yan,

David Bell, Wilson Delgado…

by guayzimi on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Proposal - Even swap - Thursty for PTBNL with a t-ball team.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thursty for a cookie

Wouldn’t be a bad trade.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that'll work

it is a different league

by _pistol_ on Jul 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

done

and I don’t have a t-ball team

by UncleSam on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if i were pujols

i’d just elect to have the TJ surgery and come back next year.

by _pistol_ on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i hope if they get out of it he doesnt wait til

sept

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The at-bat that finally broke the camels back?

Does the Wallace discussion re-heat up?

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tony wont let that happen.

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

Because he hates rookies? {all 15 of them that have played for the Cardinals this year?}

by Evilfrog on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

look on the main page

in the roto world side bar for your answer.

Apparently you are against Brett Wallace if you feel like he should get a shot this year.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So getting him experience this year over Joe Thurston is against him?

Ok.

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's apparently

a hex on cards third basemen this year.

joe is the anti-3B

by TNTinCO on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

According to our fearless leader. Everyone here should be ashamed of themselves for even considering that Wallace may earn a look

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with him

If the outfielders were hitting or we were out of it than maybe.

by Evilfrog on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you suggesting that

in your scenario there would be less pressure on Wallace, whereas if he were brought up now, expectations would be too high?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 1, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

never been cold

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Renteria with a base hit...

great…

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a great start to the inning.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wee....

I hate this ride.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Glad I didn't pick tonight to stop drinking....

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just busted out the Maker's...

I needed to try and salvage tonite.

by ducttape16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's the 3rd best hitter in the lineup

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That could actually be why

he’s going to bat in 9th if he gets through

by creativereason on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cuz Chris Perez isn’t available?

by _pistol_ on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitcher bats next inning

But I was wondering the same thing

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna feel bad for myself and other Cardinals fans

but really I just feel bad for Albert. What percentage of the time that he gets on base does he actually get driven in? Yeah, once tonight but other than that it seems like about 2%, as if he could just have the score keeper record his hit and then he could sit back down and it wouldn’t affect the outcome of the game in the least.

by mattyp on Jul 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the best opportunity to win

CLONE ALBERT

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

AJ Pujols is actually coming along.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clone Thursty - put him on a beer and cheesecake diet, expand his head to the size of Neptune and let the Giants sign him for the rest of the series

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Times like this

make me wonder if Albert will be a Cardinal when his contract’s up

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm..

I wonder if Thurston should go home and see if he’s good at raising a kid, ‘cause lord knows he can’t raise his BA..

by leefyg on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ba dum dum

thanks ill be here all week

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the holy hell is Adam still doing in the game

have you lost you gotdamned mind Tony?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

walk off???

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Get him out of there.

by indakind on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is jason schmidt nearing a return?

he’s thrown 80+ pitches against memphis tonight.

by longhornscardinals on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is LaRussa trying to get fired?

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if he gets Adam hurt he should be

this is some stupid ass managing is what this is

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitchers

Remember, we onl have 12 pitchers for Tony to use now, so Wainright stays in…

KJOK

by KJOK on Jul 2, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny watching twitter

and VEB at the same time. Same feelings on thursty everywhere

by creativereason on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

there's a #JoeThurston ??

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

just a bunch of cards fans who all follow each other. All bitching collectively

by creativereason on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be ... epic.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKKKK

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

career high

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 K's

but a runner on 2nd with one out.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

10 K's in the 9th

equals 120+ pitches?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasnt that a styrike to AP?

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he sucks rick

uribe sucks

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can we pants all the fools doing the wave?

Or thinking about doing the wave?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

best fans in baseball

i kid i kid

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stupid hoosiers

hell of a game Adam

hell of a game

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

= is Adam Dunn

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel that if you do the wave in Busch Stadium

You should be forced to downgrade seats, switching with someone in worse seats who wasn’t doing the wave.

by mojowo11 on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mustaches

Now there is actually a subject that Al is an expert on.

by creativereason on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

would it be really inappropriate to quote super troopers here?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's never inappropriate

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok i will

wants a mustache ride?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail!!!!

who wants a mustache ride?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i tell you when you can grow a mustache

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

#11

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKKKKK

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

11

Man, Waino is pitching AWESOME tonight.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A.D.A.M. will not stand for this bull

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i asked earlier and got no response...

what is the orgin of A.D.A.M.?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think its a meme

about how he is a robot/machine on the mound

by mattyp on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is a machine

like H.A.L.

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

i was hoping that it had nothing to do with the video game “Bioshock”… cause then i would feel like a total loser in that I could relate

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once, long long ago,

there was a beautiful princess named Scarlet, and this princess loved the Cardinals, and Adam Wainwright most of all…

Actually, never mind. I came up with A.D.A.M., ‘cause he’s 35 ft. tall and is coming to destroy your city.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 2, 2009 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once, long long ago,

there was a beautiful princess named Scarlet, and this princess loved the Cardinals, and Adam Wainwright most of all…

Actually, never mind. I came up with A.D.A.M., ‘cause he’s 35 ft. tall and is coming to destroy your city.

You can't teach a hammer to love nails.

by the red baron on Jul 2, 2009 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam has done enough

Bring in Miller.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I could foresee Miller's pitches against Lewis

Ball 1, ball 2, strike 1, ball 3, ball 4. Would be similar with Reyes

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who hits for waino?

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

himself

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

waino

seriously

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A.D.A.M. wants to end this bull.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would totally get on board with a new gibby

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hell I'm on board

with replacing Welle with GIbby right now.

by ducttape16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call

A CG with a homer should be called a Gibby.

by indakind on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, rec *and* reply fail. oh well.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeahhhhh!!!!

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKKKKKK

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

12?!?!?!

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A.D.A.M. is ridiculous!!!!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#12

and the walkoff? Please let him bat.

by creativereason on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

Waino better not shave that pornstache.

by Evilfrog on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cardinals' Samson season

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez... 12 K's.

I feel sorry that he may not get the win, but I’m really hoping so.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

unbefuckingleivable

fantastic

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hell of a game Adam

hell of a game

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

A dozen k’s.

by indakind on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AW

makes great root beer !

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LETS WIN THIS GAME

Way to go, WW

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by gocards62 on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great pitching by Waino

But if he reports “dead arm” when his turn is up next time, I may well snap.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Wainer does not bat for himself?

Does Ank get the call?

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LAWL

It’s Rick Ankiel.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

h-e-l-l n-o

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please, no

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why the eff did you have to say that?!

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry. high emotions. omfg.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1M

Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe

by gocards62 on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let walk this off now

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly, Albert doens't get to hit this inning

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tonight

could be a season first

i aint sayin’ it

but man

by prophetjohn on Jul 1, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

naw

No game at the being of July is the season. Remember the Pain of 06?

by Evilfrog on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://ie8-nickelback.com/

Cardinals need to win tonight to cancel that out.

by leefyg on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nickelback Webisodes!

My mullet is tingling with delight.

by TheBirds on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will hit a home run

Then throw the bat to the backstop

by rencelas on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

that’s what I was thinking

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't spell Ank without K.

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anK

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ank to pinch hit for Waino...

SHEEEEET.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dick? really?

there’s no way in hell this ends well for the Cards

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Am I to understand...

that our bench coming in to the game consisted of Tyler Greene, Hoffpaiur, Ankiel, and LaRue?

That can’t be right…

by guayzimi on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

your understanding

is unparalled in the known universe

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf

adam called the 10th

by BirdsonFire on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what

a pitching change at the beginning of the inning?

by prophetjohn on Jul 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TLR

That’s why.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what she said

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was TWSS long before spants

But it’s funnier when she does it.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 2, 2009 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rick-dick

to the rescue no doubt

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More like Dick or AnK

FTL…

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the one run aside

this is easily one of the best outings all season

up there with pinata’s second cgso

by prophetjohn on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My God, Ankiel

Pathetic.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rick already at 0-2

The patented Rick Ankiel K coming

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that our fans are finally booing Ankiel...

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t get it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jul 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*FACEPaLM

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dick is so bad FSNMW won't even show his at bats

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wanted everyone to think

he had done the impossible and struck out on 2 pitches!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could swing

better than AnK.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who else...

would rather see Wainwright hit for himself? Geez…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

always love missing that first pitch

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

make that

0=3

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Wainwright couldn't do that for himself why?

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ankiel vs Loogy

Or Wainwright Vs Non-Loogy…

Who saw that strike out coming?

by Evilfrog on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

everyone but Tony that's who

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re the best worst, TLR

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wainer would have at least hit the ball

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok

I can accept Ankiel striking out, but really, he just spent 3 seconds looking at the ball before trotting 5 steps down first without even attempting to run it out. That’s just adding an all new…suck

by leefyg on Jul 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and was booeed

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ks

doesnt even try to run to first..gets booed

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and if/when

this goes to the 10th, he’ll be standing in CF

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listening on radio

did fans just boo Ankiel’s k?

by UncleSam on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i did...but i'm in tennessee so you didn't hear me

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He deserved it

Shannon and Horton expressed no enthusiasm for his AB

by UncleSam on Jul 1, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have no doubt rick was expecting to K right there

major league hitters should not expect to K

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's been Ank's season

Full of disappointment, injury and K’s.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is what happens when you put all your stock

in guys who have ONE good season

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this rate

We’ll be able to afford Ank when his contract is up. Woo!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson

by davethebutcher on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AnK better not be back

I was happy for him a couple years ago, but now I’m sick of him.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At this rate, he'll playing in the Mexican leagues...

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow this offense sucks...

Can we at least hit the ball in play?

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jul 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how...

Boras is going to market this guy. Do we dare offer arbitration?

by guayzimi on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No.

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's worse

I’m just outside SF and have to listen to the CSN SFO call. They’re so douchey.

by rencelas on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boo

g

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good gawd Skippy

at least look like your trying

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

extra innings that's what

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How are we making this guy look like Sandy fucking Koufax?

I’d give my right nut for a capable batter right now.

by ducttape16 on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

He has gone 18 innings wihtout giving up a run apparently.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson

by davethebutcher on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was the LHP

that I really wanted the Cards to sign this winter

by TNTinCO on Jul 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

free baseball

*FACEPALM

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sandy

affelt on the mound

that we would not pay for, we get prokchop instead

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable

Teams may as well throw lefties every game if they can, ‘cause we can’t hit em for crap

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jul 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs