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Game 79 Overflow Thread

Albert Pujols will no longer be allowed to use a bat when at the plate.  Opposing pitchers compared it to raising the mound and said it was only fair. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

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Albert Pujols will no longer be allowed to use a bat when at the plate. Opposing pitchers compared it to raising the mound and said it was only fair. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

If anything, the 6th inning should show us that the game isn't entirely out of reach (bad Tyler Greene GIDP aside).  That said, this team seems to invent new ways to take themselves out of the game on a nightly basis.  Can't score runs?  With Carpenter on the mound they score 3 (I don't follow DanUp's fancy writing rules about numbers being typed out) but the defense unravels (well Ankiel's defense at least) to allow a bunch of bloops, bleeders and blasts for San Francisco.

As always, be careful with your comments.  The game threads are a little more casual but the community guidelines still apply.

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Trever did his job...

…how bout the offense pull together a decent inning?

by vexedtechie on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fresh slate with a new game thread

Does this mean we can put DeRosa back in?

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Raz rally time

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice caption!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The little things help keep me

sane sober optimistic non-homicidal

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol. that's good...

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rasmus base hit?

Can he please be our everyday OF now? Thanks.

- Cardinals Nation

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would enjoy a line up of

C – Molina
1B – Pujols
2B – Thurston (I guess, better than T. Greene)
SS – Ryan
3B – DeRosa
LF – Schumaker
CF – Rasmus
RF – Ludwick

I’d like to see that lineup everyday for a month and see the results.

by dcfcblues on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYDAY LINEUP FOR A MONTH!

I almost spit up my Mountain Dew. The very idea on a TLR team!

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh wow

you have no idea what a lineup like that would do for my sanity. It would be a godsend

by mattyp on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's that leave Khalil?

Put him at short, move Ryan to 2B, then get rid of TGreene and Thurstrikeout altogether…

by vexedtechie on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd like to point out just how much thurston sucks & should never be considered an every day player

but i’m too tired of it to fight anymore

carry on my wayward son

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trust me, I agree with you

but I didn’t see a better option. Tyler Greene is worse than Thurston and Khalil is an enigma right now.

by dcfcblues on Jun 30, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok.... I have missed what is wrong with Colby

why is he not still playing CF everyday? something about his stomach?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gastrointestinitis or something

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well my stomach hurts everytime i watch this team....

just sayin

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hiatal Hernia

Hes just fine right now, he’ll start tomorrow

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colby has a bad tummy when he eats too late, apparently

Nothing but maybe a plate of cookies and warm milk after games for the kid from now on, I think

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its that late night chinese takeout

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't Tim Flannery once quote

about his routine during a hitting streak of “drinking tequila and eating Chinese take out after every game I got a hit. I either had to stop hitting, or die”?

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously...

aren’t these major league baseball players? Ryan going to the wrong stadium? Colby getting an upset stomach from eating late? I’m not blessed to play Major league baseball… but you can bet your ass that I wouldn’t be doing this garbage!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

space jam?

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no tony is

mentally

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know why TLR pulled DeRosa

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-9?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even then, I dont pull DeRosa

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we mortgaged our future for him

he’s not a platoon player

he’s in. everyday.

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would hardly call dealing Perez

“mortgaging our future”

Derosa.

by vivaelpujols on Jul 1, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let me rephrase

we mortgaged part of our future for him.

it’s obviously not trading pujols, wallace or rasmus. but he will probably be a contributor going forward. he’s good enough to net mark derosa

by prophetjohn on Jul 1, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh...

we didn’t Colby or Rasmus for him. We traded a raw reliever with decreased velocity and a history of control problems and conditioning issues.

Still a Perez fan, though.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

meant for prophetjohn

dummy!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if we colbied for him, fine

but rasmussing away our future for 3 months of derosa would be irresponsible

by prophetjohn on Jul 1, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blew that comment on a variety of levels

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jul 1, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG A K

was not expecting that
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lol

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least worked the count to 3-2

baby steps

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't go away mad joe

just go away

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Joe Thurston

Hurry up and run back to Memphis. You’re terrible.

by rencelas on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm gonna mail him some bus tickets to his home...

Maybe he’ll get the hint…

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, we get it: nobody likes thurston. thanks. message sent.

all done?

seems to me this falls under “infantile ravings.”

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit

why does albert have to love tony so much?

firing him could be a lot easier

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I used to tell the girls on my softball team who asked for help when taking an AB

Don’t swing until he throws you a strike….

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

breathe?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've seen no evidence to suggest oxygen is reaching his brain while he runs the bases

So I’m afraid we’ll have to suspend judgment on this one for now.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently he picks runners off well

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have an answer!

Peripheral vision. It’s his calling of sorts.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two things

Fielding 2b and taking walks.

by DiscoJer on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knock up his wife?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 30, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best part about that ground ball double play

Is that in the first few innings the Giants hit several grounders a lot like that that just kinda dribbled for hits.

This game was not meant to be.

By the way, what is Pujols’ WPA in this game? Anyone know.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boog knows better than to GIDP. at least he should

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least when he does it

we know he’s htting the ball hard

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he needs to learn how to GIHR

not sure how that works, but he’s pretty fast, and Winn kind of sucks, so I think it can happen

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG Ludwick

how do you not cut that off.

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he looks off in the field this season

i have no idea why

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright it's time

Waino starting every day at 3B. We need his bat in the lineup.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THURSTON IS AMAZING!!!

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

nice job joe!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, Thursty did something right

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats a lot like clapping

for the slow kid who lerned to tie his own shoes somewhere in the 5th grade

HE SAID WITH A SMIRK

by Dave Barry on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's like getting the rainbow ribbon

in a race just for entering it.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of slow, dave

learn how to f’in spell

HE SAID WITH A SMIRK

by Dave Barry on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok... something has been bothering me for quite a while

surely Duncan knows that he has a reputation for being a bad outfielder…. would it kill him to use two hands? Don’t we have Coaches to point this out too?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuzzy, a smart play!?!?!?!

Does not compute. Does not compute!

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And there it is...

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WINNER

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brilliant

turn that mother green people

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

-1

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't mean to be negative when the guy just had a very good half inning

but that’s the kind of thing that will keep him in the lineup, and I’m not sure if I’m happy with that.

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can stomach him at 2B sometimes

It’s when he’s a 3B and LF that I begin to grind my teeth down to the gums.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next inning

Dunc walks, IBB to APu, Luddy takes revenge. You heard it here first.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops, prediction fail

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

two in a row for joe!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does anybody else get the AmVets commercial?

for some reason it really makes me sad

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was halfway up the wall

That’s a legit 3B. Rowand would have had to have made a stellar play to catch it.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did make a stellar play

it just popped out of his glove. but luddy made good contact twice.

by hangingfromatree on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Cards fans from a Brewer fan's perspective...

I’m on vacation in an area outside of both the Brewers and the Cards’ home markets. I’ve been wearing my Brewer hat every day, and on 3 separate occasions I’ve been approached by Cards fans who noticed my hat. All three were very cool folks and I enjoyed talking to them. The last conversation ended with a “see you in the playoffs” from the Cards fan, and a “hey, anyone but the Cubs” from me, with smiles on both sides.

Maybe you guys aren’t so bad after all… :)

Just thought I’d share….

i have a reasonable dislike of Bill Hall.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Welcome man

Glad to see some reasonable people. Just don’t come to St. Louis and untuck your shirt.

And yes, anyone but the Cubs.

by rencelas on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd of shanked you

with a sharpened toothbrush.

But i’m old fashioned.

by dcfcblues on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We generally only take issue with drunk Cubs fans...

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recently went to a Cards-Brews game at Miller Park

And everyone was delightful. The respect goes both ways as far as I’m concerned.

I had to watch the Cards lose a game where Carp was damn near unhittable, but the people were nice.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and Larussa's a drunk a-hole.

Everyone’s got their faults.

i have a reasonable dislike of Bill Hall.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude,,,,

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so one mistake means he's a drunk?

i don’t buy that at all

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't even made a mistake

but I’m a drunk.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not even drunk

But I was a mistake.

:(

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

well played?

i think…

cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.

by ilrosso on Jul 1, 2009 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I smell a troll?

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was baited

but it should end now

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not my intent...

… I thought that exchange was in good fun… but I’ll vanish now.

i have a reasonable dislike of Bill Hall.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no worries

thanks for coming around.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no problem, sir

feel free to make fun of the Nats anytime, though

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sending a bunch of sausages after our catcher was not cool

that’s my only complaint.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, they're out for all catchers

vid

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jul 1, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duncan cannot recognize breaking balls

at all

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Jun 30, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not smart

but he can lift heavy things

HE SAID WITH A SMIRK

by Dave Barry on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid is as stupid does sir!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

baseballs*

by Riney on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

didn't he used to be able to?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its alright

the horse didn’t feel nothing

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that horse aint dead

or at least, i’m gonna keep kicking it

last straw for la russa with me

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've stopped getting mad at Tony, he's just too clever for his time

obviously the opposing manager was supposed to see Brendan Ryan, quake with fear, and pull his lefty immediately before he got to Dunc.

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he had a BB earlier.

But yes, he has been striking out looking a few times lately.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here comes the UIBB

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

The guy’s last name is Romo. What do you expect?

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you the man

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I was reading a Cub blog about the Derosa trade

and they had a picture of him at the Press Conference… and one of the responses was

“At least we know he hates wearing that”

Made me laugh with pity

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

We’re about to lose a Carpenter start in which Pujols homered twice.

Think about that. That’s reality right now.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my fuses were so blown by the T.E.S.S. that I'm kinda numb to this stuff

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would pay at least $20

to see a footrace between the Molina brothers, the Milwaukee sausages, and the Washington presidents

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dennys reyes?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or Verne Troyer

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe the dwarfe/leprechaun could be riding on the back of Fredbird's little car

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you see the sausages almost took Bengie out saturday

like they almost did to LaRue?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew Randall Simon was innoncent all along

there is a sausage conspiracy. They are out to get you.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to the bench

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bench. Engage.

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KWick

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yadi yadi yadi

oy oy oy

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF GOBs

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Groundrule Doublezzzz

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would really advise taking tomorrow off

Cain owns us something fierce. I feel an 8 game losing streak coming on.

by cloistermaximus on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and of course

its a ground rule double, no run. this is our night

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn grd

no way these runs score now

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Albert

please don’t hurt yourself on the bases to make it 6-4 rather than 6-3.

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by azruavatar on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yadda with a double

but the GOB’s just had to blow it over the wall

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they take the joy out of everything

Pujols hit 2 HRs today, I can’t even take pleasure in that though.

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the ground rule double kills the scoring chance?

albert would’ve scored. if they bring in a loogy, skip’s an easy out :(

by kalmavet on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's due?

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's due

Stat 150 is coming back to me now

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooo its another righty

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd rather have him up than Ank

at least Skippy has a chance to get a hit.

sure it’s like i have a chance of hooking up with Adriana Lima. sure it’s not a big chance, but stranger things have happened.

youneverknow

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

and i’m more optimistic w/ it being wilson, not a loogy

by kalmavet on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skip is going to hit an incredibly unlikely

game tying HR right here.

and with that HR, this season will turn around and our offense won’t suck.

Just you wait.

by dcfcblues on Jun 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

as glad as I am to not be a Cubs fan

this is the kind of game they would win.

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unlike world series games

That is the kind of game they wouldn’t win. Because they wouldn’t be playing in one.

by Evilfrog on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No okay, seriously

Someone here committed a massive blasphemy against the GsOB. If it was you, own up and pray for forgiveness. Please. I don’t know what you did — you’re not from NY but you rooted for the Yankees, perhaps? — but damnit you need to calm the gods down. Sacrifice something. DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

Seriously? A ground rule double there? Sigh.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not going to work

We’re going to have to kill virgins or goats or something to make these gods happy. These are the vengeful and angry kind. I still feel fortunate I haven’t been smited yet just for mentioning them.

by Expatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well okay

Does anyone have a virgin nearby? Just askin.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am a Yankee fan

blame my grandpa & uncle

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do people actually think that the Southwest bank commercials are funny?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whomever said that they should be called "cubs"

is a genius. Sorry I didn’t remember their name.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jun 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw it...

thats great!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Survey Says...

No.

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HIGH-LARRY-US

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ank needs to deliver here

He needs it; we need it. If the game is close, we have only LaRue on the bench…

by deweydell on Jun 30, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

?

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually, we need Stavi

this is when he would infect the other team with a clutch double.

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sno Cones?

Wild Turkey Sno Cones???

by cyko42 on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

definately

get some pizzas, some beers deliver something

HE SAID WITH A SMIRK

by Dave Barry on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Giants can string together hits against Carp

We can string together hits against Wilson.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Brian Wilson meltdown!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that sounds like a killer heavy metal band

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

noonan.

double farts!

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Spalding!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah right

Defensive substitution at 2B.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame.

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not without a TLR tantrum.

Granted, now, that would be pretty laughable.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Jun 30, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha exactly

i’d at least be entertained by it.

but seriously, I want to know what his thinking is for taking out De Rosa, starting Thurston in LF, etc.

by kalmavet on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As someone who has a hard time spotting one

Does Jim Hayes have a toupee?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i see

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are rumors, but i've never had confirmation

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i couldn't remember if it was on here or somewhere else

somebody mentioned a “dead animal parading as a hair piece” on top of his head

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cousamano

is suspect as well. Either that or he and Lou Brock both visit the Hair Saloon For Men Whose hair Is Made Of Wax.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

Move over 6 is a serious numbah…I have a new favorite commercial.

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 30, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is it that no name brunette in a gold bikini?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually it's the Hardee's biscuit hole commercial.

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this one?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooorrrrrrrr

this one?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 is a serious number for this team.

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they finally got Winn out

about freaking time

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In news around the majors

David Wright homered today, giving him a solid 17% of Pujols’ HR total on the year.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they really need to put more nets up

that’s like a freaking spear going into the stands. sooner or later, someone is going to be seriously hurt & sue the balls off of a team or MLB.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Those lawsuits don't work

There’s an assumed risk of attending a sporting event, at least that’s been the ruling in past cases regarding foul balls and errant pucks.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

could be like car racing, or monster truck rallies

where huge and fast moving tires fly into the crowd

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

people get hurt pretty often

And your ticket indemnifies the MLB should anything terrible happen to you.

One woman lost her jaw. She had no legal recourse.

by dugmartsch on Jun 30, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she lost her jaw?

OUCH

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder if

her dad ever told her “you’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on”

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when the little girl died after getting hit by a puck here in columbus

the NHL added more netting. MLB should take notes & do the right thing before something like that happens in a ball park.

and oh by the by, any good lawyer will tell you those disclaimers on the tickets aren’t worth the paper they are printed on. i know for a fact people have gotten teams & MLB to pay medical bills & lost wages, etc after they have been hit by balls & bats. the WWL even did a story on it. and the little girl who died family got a settlement from the NHL as well.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols is a man

that was just cool.

by TheBirds on Jun 30, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols is a man

dammit

this is taylor hanson all over again

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fix the economy and hit a line drive off of Dick Cheney's head...

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And because of all these things

He wins every single Nobel Prize available but somehow loses the MVP

by cyko42 on Jun 30, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude... don't go there

i love it that i don’t have to hear about people’s politics on here

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

He shot one of his best friends in the face, it has nothing to do with politics….

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's a politician

so, yeah, it does.

"I usually don’t read other peoples sigs." -Cuttah

by Alxfritz on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touche'

The “everything happens for a reason” ploy…

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok if you say so

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't have to be a Democrat to dislike Scrooge McDuck...

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish that I had a swimming pool full of money to swim in

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And three nephews named Huey Duey and Luey

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would make sure that Huey's middle name was Lewis

just because it should be

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and the News?

Dick and Dunk, the answer to your pitcher's problems...

by The_teague on Jun 30, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

first concert i ever went to

i was like 6

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by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

I can’t stand him or an