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Game 78 Open Thread: Giants at Cardinals

San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals, Jun 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT


Lincecum Thompson
7-2, 2.57, 10.6 K/9 2-3, 4.50, 2.8 K/9

This might be the youngest-looking pitching matchup since (Bill Simmons mode engage) Gary Coleman took on Emmanuel Lewis in a lost episode of Battle of the Network Stars.

Lincecum strikes out 3.8 times as many batters as WonderBrad does, which is probably the highest gap between two starters in baseball this year. Meanwhile, the Cardinals will likely be without Colby Rasmus tonight, after he spent some time under general anesthesia. I was going to make a thirteen pitchers joke here, but an unexpected benefit of having Mark DeRosa is that La Russa actually does have five real-live-outfielders on the roster, and is thus immune to mild depth-based ribbing in this situation. He's always a few steps ahead of us. 

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking at those pictures, you’d think they’re getting ready to duel for the American Legion championship. Winners get to go to Dairy Queen for a free blizzard!

by Merry CRasmus on Jun 29, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

story of their lives

and mine

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus not in the lineup again...

How many times will Lud, Ank, Dunc K combined?

My estimate: 5

Let the guessing begin.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ha, in that case let me up the ante

VEB’s boldest prediction of the year: Duncan and Ankiel, batting in the 5 and 6 spots, jack back-to-back hrs

by mattyp on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll say 3.843

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be irrational

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

through three innings.. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mysterious Stomach ailment

Jeez, the cardinals have the weirdest injury issues…i’m sure that other teams have this much bad injury luck, but it sure seems liek we get a ton of weird bad breaks on the injury front

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

well

I just remembered I have beers in the fridge due to hangover sunday

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Welly should fix that problem. I notice he's still scheduled to pitch in this series. . ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be his last start

If Puppy Kicker does good today, Lohse has a good rehab, and he sucks

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really hope we didn't call mortensen up just to use as our long man

we could have called walters back up for that

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any chance Mort makes that start???

pretty please????

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably not the next start

But if PK sucks, Lohse returns, and Wellemeyer is beyond horrible. Than possible yes if Mort also does good inbetween

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok cubs and brewers winning

i think today would be a great time to start a coloradesqu 15 wins out of 17 run

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm i thought i just posted this

cubs and brewers winning right now…today would be a good time to start a coloradoesque 15 wins out of 17 run

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

you did

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinx

Buy me a coke

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was first

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok this is weird

its not showing up on my thread…i knew i pushed post

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i refresed the page and now its showing up

sorry for being redundant

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brewers are on ESPN making it easy to check their score...

Go Mets

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that any RF would've caught that

but Ludwick looks like he is running in quicksand

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

colby might have

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

best fans in baseball my ass

stop reaching over the rails idiots

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

poor etiquette

but saved us a base

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't realize they did that

to bad the run scored anway

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the heck is Pablo Sandoval? Great numbers, was he around last year?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

rookie

was a well regarded prospect

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

fat ichiro

he’s a catcher/third baseman/first baseman who is a cult favorite because he’s such a weird hitter/looking human being. He hit .350 in the minors last year, .345 in a brief cup of coffee in the majors, and now he’s not only doing that but also walking occasionally.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the giants announcers said the other day

he beat i think it was miguel cabrear in a home run derby in Venezuela too. so he’s kind of a big deal there now as well.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus he was given the nickname

Kung Fu Pandoval

How can you NOT love a guy named that?

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to see PK is on his game in the first. ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

On his game?

It looks to me like he is missing up and over the heart of the plate ALOT

He’s going to get shelled if he doesn’t get the ball down

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

believe that was sarcasm

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

was sandoval drafted

or was he an international signing

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

international

95% of the best latin players are international signees

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well umm gold glover?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

wow pk

what a play!!

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ufb

does he think he’s pinata

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

One pop up and four line drives. Glad the Giants don't have much of a pitcher going today.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

wait

why is molina out of the lineup

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

thigh still bruised

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

bit sore

from a play at the plate I am told. But I missed the game when it happened.

by Evilfrog on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruise from collision at home this weekend.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft....

shoulda done a somersault for dramatic effect Thompson.

{sarcasm}

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

well pk is on web gemes

but, can he make pitching gems?

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

you mean "that's nasty"?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

"that's nasty"?

do they still do that? i have been trying not to watch the WWL.

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Lincecum's delivery

it is what pitching should look like.

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he really should put a towel on in the club house though

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have not seen one of those commercials in awhile

Please don’t tell me they stopped running them

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

........aaaand

we don’t listen to that.

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should

that game was truly awful

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

have i mentioned that i actually like today's lineup

i’m assuming it would be colby in center if he weren’t sick and would be yadi if he weren’t sore…so this lineup actually looks like it could score some runs

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah i dont have a problem with it

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-0 SF

game over i guess…

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

32 out 40 times

yes

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 out of 5

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

albert hasn't batted yet.....

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep not even albert can save us

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh?

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they stopped doing that years ago

Maybe since we don’t have AL-NL umps anymore, we don’t have AL-NL stats?

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhh

apu cleaned up, let’s see if it helps

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

can DeRo hit it anywhere besides right at the 3rd baseman?

that trade was a bust

/hyperbole

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

i haven't read the whole thread yet,

but perez absolutely went bonkers tonight: two hbp and a wild pitch. i hope he shakes that off.

cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.

by ilrosso on Jun 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

lotta pressure

really high profile deal in baseball. a lot more people know who chris perez is and more people are watching him

and yeah, i’d much rather see him succeed than crash and burn

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa likes to hit grounders to third.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

come on albert tie it up

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah albert looked clueless there

ummmm… lincecum is quite good at baseball.

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he's very handsome

is there anything the man can’t do?

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm calling it now

albert will hit a double off lincecum in this game

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

but our guy is a cupcake. ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

time to bring back the age old VEB joke

Duncan for lincecum

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought it was cain?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was sanchez really

but just figured this would work too

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Duncan for Cain

we aren’t even crazy enough to come up with a Duncan for Lincecum trade proposal

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else catch

that Hardees commercial they just payed? NameOurHoles.com?
Really?

by TNTinCO on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea

i’m pretty sure Hardees hired a bunch of 21-25 year old males to write their commercials.

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the old Carolla Show

Where they were naming the news girl’s vagina… good clean family fun right there.

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

suggest calling them “cubs”

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Al kissing Edgar's ass so much?

He’s aware he’s on the other team right?

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a vet

and since his bat started to go a bit shitty his grit quotient has been going through the roof…

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I ever tell you the time

That Edgar caught Mike Shannon cheating at cards and tried to kill him? Good Times Good Times

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

thankfully i have the CNS Bay Area boys on

Kipe & Kruk. so no AL for the whole series!!!!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

All-Star Game

Don’t forget to vote for the cardinals in the all-star game!

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2009/ballot_pop.html

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ah yes

I still have a few more votes to use up

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make a new email

or use “”mailto:john@aol.com">john@aol.com" and the like hahah

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike that mother flipper out!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello Everybody

Been away from the game threads for awhile (hell all threads for awhile) Work is kicking my ass. How is everyone? Still pissed at the world and think we suck and all that? Good Good, Go Cards Lets get a win.

by cyko42 on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

who are you?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

still a chance

afterall, we averaged 2 runs a game lately

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thompson isn't all that bad really

maybe he’ll get better, seems like he might be a late bloomer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lud/dunc/ank up...

ermmm… the omens are less than promising.

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

0-3 3ks?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That the sound

Of an offense falling down the steps!

by BCinVA on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two Ks and a weak ground ball - total pitches ten.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

11

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

One k down, six pitches however. Your prediction is looking good.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

now for the grounder. . . first pitch

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup - called it to the pitchshit. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

now, can you predict some good stuff

if not Cards game stuff – how about my finances and/or love life?

by TNTinCO on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of the all star game...

i am going to the derby and sitting in the front row of the bleachers… i want to take a sign along, and am not sure what i will put on it. i was thinking something like… “Albert Pujols is ridiculous.” any suggestions..???

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

you have already thought of the perfect one

take along a Jack a Dong one too though.

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm here for the dong jacking"

don’t know if that one would make it past the front gates

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking about a dry erase board.....

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

VIVA EL BIRDOS

(el birdos son todos)

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

HRD TICKETS ... ???$

Albert’s next contract $300,000,000
Albert wearing BoB priceless

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have to have one acknowledging Skippy's sexiness

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like these suggestions

i do want to bring the heat with this sign. i will probably throw a VEB logo on one or both sides of it as well.

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll look for you, dude.

good luck. i like the

Albert Pujols is ridiculous

idea.

cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.

by ilrosso on Jun 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope the Cards can at least hit Lincecum some

Because if it goes like the bottom of the 1st inning, this game won’t be pretty.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

or the 2nd inning..

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

kirk reuter

remember that one season when he was touched by an angel…thats one of my favorite things about baseball…great seasons coming out of nowhere…kevin millar is another one

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

that's just nasssty

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

ffs blue

he doesn’t need any HELP….

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

holy fucking shit Dunk

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

x3

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LudwicK

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

DunKan

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Two 1-2-3 innings in a row

Great…

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

who had an 11 pitch inning?

that had to have been close

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

me

i think it mighta been 12.

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this is unconfirmed so far, but someone on MLBTR posted a link to

a list of the 103 steroid users. No Pujols and not many Cardinals on the list (remember, 2003 rosters). The list is organized by team, but take it with a grain of salt…since it hasn’t been confirmed. Still, very very very interesting.

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

if this is legit…then..just wow

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it's real, only a few names on that list are surprising

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

matt clement?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Helton, Shawn Green are two that surprise me

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Helton not so much

at least for me (and Wayne Hagen, of course).

by TNTinCO on Jun 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soriano, O Perez are kind of a surpise considering their body type

i totally forgot about the wayne hagen thing. that was almost funny

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alou would help to explain that temper tantrum

after the Bartman ball… you know roid rage and all…

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea but clemens is on there

everyone thought he did it…now theres proof

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call BS

looks like they just picked the biggest names of time
I’d guess there’s just as many guys who never really made it as there are superstars

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it very well could be...

I just thought it was something to bring to the masses…I’m not the author nor do I know if it is real or not. But this is the first “leak” of the list I have seen to date.

Yes, I am a proud to be a Hyperventilating Prospect Geek.

by mtzxc on Jun 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

some of those guys i totally forgot were still playing back then

sandy alomar? mondesi? brent abernathy? and who the hell was ben weber?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

#74, 75, 76, 77

nearly the whole rotation there

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

right i'm giving this one up as a lost cause.

and it’s nearly 2am here. bed time. Night all.

Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.

by Felonius_Monk on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

gnight

I wouldn’t say it’s a lost one though

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been thinking for the last month or so

that Duncan should have taken a whole year off of baseball… well, I mean MLB

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

his power is gone

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

heretofore unknown surgery

and they have him playing professional baseball. seems a little bit questionable to me (but I am far from an expert)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm know Dr, but i play one on the internet

and he should have taken a full year off & not done anything baseball related. they freaking replaced part of his spine. his SPINE! you can’t just magicly come back from that in less than a year do what you used to be able to do

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its because he doesn't chew anymore

The Chaw gave him superpowers after the surgery he can’t do it anymore

by cyko42 on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hfhs

rick-dick actually hit the ball

getting very cynical, i’m afraid

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

remember that time we traded for larry walker?

man that would be awesome right now

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah what is he doing right now?

I’m sure he could still hit. Not sure about the defense

by cyko42 on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having Duncan in the lineup is like having Adam Dunn in the OF...

except that Dunc cant hit for average or power….and makes Dunn look like a fielding genius….and wants to beat Dunn for league leader in Ks.

So an Adam Dunn that sucks.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Cardinal Nation,

My name is Chris Duncan. I have one baseball skill, and that is the ability to take pitches enough to have what some call “a good eye.” However, this is only true of fastballs, or when I am so badly fooled by a pitch that I nearly fall back onto myself. So I really don’t have that great of an eye but somehow after 4 balls they let me run down to first.

I am not entirely sure why my uncle keeps playing me, but I’m not going to make him stop. Shoot, I’m just thrilled that I consistently find my way out to left field! Being a DH and all, I really am quite afraid of running on what is called the baseball field.

Thank you for your time. Good day.

Chris Duncan

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

P.S.

I also dry hump World Series trophies. Seriously, I do. Win one and I’ll show you. I suck.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

P.S.S.: I named that trophy Charisse. She's a blonde.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

your better than Dick & Dunk

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

rampant suckitude

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the sarcasm.

I very much appreciate it.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

we could create a list of 103 steroid users and make it all cubs…spread it all over the internet…i mean that is the year they got bartmaned out of the world series

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

none really

i was just playing off the list linked to earlier in the thread

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

All Ks and grounders - and one hell of an epistle. What a game. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

still got the no-no

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nine up and nine down. . . . Notice how many left handed bat the Giants have? We need to send out all of our lefty starters. . .

 . .. .whoops

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

most are switchies

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect game for Lincecum?

That’s like…giving up no hits or walks. Tim Lincecum has given up no hits or walks? No hits OR walks? That’s incredible, not giving up any hits or walks.

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if it happened

Our lineup’s looked weak against him so far, and he’s, well… Tim Lincecum.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're witnessing history.

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go get my mom she'll say something about it and we'll get a hit

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooo

thats a big boy

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap, it's already the 4th inning

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that's because Lincecum hasn't given up any hits or walks

none. no hits, no walks. it’s a perfect game he’s throwing.

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

so schu missed that one

anyone would have made that, or was it hit too hard?

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

it was hit pretty hard

but if he’s playing more towards 1st he gets it on the dive

i have no idea if he should have been playing that far over though

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

what make skip

look like he’s in mud moving after than gb

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me

or does it look like the Gigantics equipment man had a bit too much fun with the label maker on the batting helmets?

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

don't know

but we should hire him~

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

search "mlb.com" on google
  1. is the Cardinals’ site. huh.

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by TigersInThree on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

we’ve got webmasters on our side!

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jun 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope I survive tonight.
-Brad Thompson’s feet

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

my oh my, Ank is pretty

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the ballgame.

Jesus, Thompson. Down the frickin’ middle!

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

F#$@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ball game

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

raked

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

mother of ass

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And ballgame...

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

game....over

Brad Thompson v Lincecum….

by TheBirds on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This has the makings of a Mortenson debut. . .. soon. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

well

that stinks

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That ball was absolutely grooved

That one to Uribe was too but he’s too bad to hit one out.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

shit balls

he’s a sinkerball pitcher and he gives up way too many fly balls

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

THROW MORE SINKERS

preferrably the kind that actually sink

by TNTinCO on Jun 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

his delivery has a lisp

keeps throwin “thtinkerth”

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a problem...

Not a fan of napping with dudes… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ross & Joey beg to differ

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to second place, Cards . . .and moving on down. ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome...

Now I won’t feel so bad when Lincecum completes his perfect game in about an hour.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i need a drink

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's just hope the Mets can keep coming back

They’re down 3-2 in the 6th… still have a chance.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

for the love of god

Ishikawa is one of the worst hitters in baseball

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

.316 wOBA

4 home runs before tonight. He plays first base. Way to go, Brad.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cards had no chance

With Thompson going up against an 18-game winner (and a Cy Young winner), you knew we had very little chance.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

can Boggs & Mort replace Welley & PK?

and not suck?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck less?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't it at least

worth a try?

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

pk just doesn't have enough on the ball

to go have anything less than perfect control, and he can’t manage that

robin roberts, greg maddux, etc, he is not

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR's probably

going to have PK take one for the team.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, Thompson

at least that was funny seeing him scuttle.

by TheBirds on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

See you guys tomorrow

I’ll just look on ESPN later to see how bad this game was.

Welcome to Baseball Heaven.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Skippy grounds out to second

this just in, the sun rises in the east & sets in the west

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan just compared Tim to A Jonas Brother

Dan I know you have kids but you should not know what a jonas brother looks like…….

by cyko42 on Jun 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does Lincecum's father get praised

but Rasmus’ father gets derided for how they handle their kids?

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

that's cold

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They say celebrity deaths come in threes

Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in a fourth COMPLETELY FREE!!

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'd be injured by now

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They would

Make him throw more sinker and pitch to contact

by prophetjohn on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitch to contact....

makes my baseball senses cringe everytime….

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

THROW MORE SINKERS

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

We knew he was too short to pitch.

We only take big guys that throw down on the ball.

by DriverZn on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

that was the double i called for pujols earlier…right at the third baseman

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

every hard hit ball finds a glove

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You know Al

it really does

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, DeRosa has developed a case of

Redbirditis. 0-5 with a BB

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

to be fair

he’s faces some good pitching

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFA him

Not really.

I keed.

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

so far, that trade is a bust

SMALL SAMPLE SIZE!!!!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

some douche just hit a GS for the brew crew

7-2 douchebags

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The only thing we got to look forward to counting how many times...

the K Brothers strikeout tonight.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

to is*

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Effin Crap

he really is gonna throw a perfect game tonight, isn’t he

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm calling a boog single his next time up

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the thing is

if anyone is gonna do that to the Cards, I am alright with it being Lincecum. That being said I am still holding out hope for a 10 run 7th inning by the Cards.

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

at least it’s a REALLY good pitcher. It’s not like being shut down by Jeff Suppan.

by TNTinCO on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that didn't rweally happen

I think it was a hallucination

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point

I kind of hope so. If we can’t win… let’s watch a pretty cool young pitcher do something incredible.

by TNTinCO on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any reason Yadi is sitting tonight?

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes!

Hope he’s okay, and not okay according to George Paletta.

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least Dan

is throwing the perfect game out there….and the this day in history Fernando Valenzula no hit the Cards.

by RiverRat on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet you one million Internet dollars

and an IP to be named later that it doesn’t happen. I’ll gladly pay up if it does, lol.

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take my chances

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll give you $50 trillion internet dollars if that happens

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, I'll give you 20 real bucks if that happens

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell

I’ll buy you a coke if it happens

by cyko42 on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha...

anybody see fangraphs?

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by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Over under on Lud, Dunk and Skunk swinging on the first pitch?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

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by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

even if the number is 3

i would go for the push

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

theres 1

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the line?

0.5 since it’s the first pitch??? I’m confused.

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lud swings on the first . . push looking good

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by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two of three swing on the first pitch. . . unreal way to keep a good pitcher in the game - Now three of four first ptich whiff

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by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

6ly...

make him at least throw you a couple

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by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

cue baseball sitcom "Lud, Dick and Dunk" promo on FOX

What happens when three washed up power hitters can’t hit Major League pitching but still start everyday? Find out, Mondays at 7, only on Fox!

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

no need

already know

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you randy winn

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by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss Thudwick :(

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by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Boy, this feels like a no no...

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

oh he's totally throwing a perfect game

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by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

rick's lucky he was usin a cracked bat

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by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

damn you Ank!

you screwed up history!

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by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

he can't do anything right lately

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by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it ends...

now just your regular old 4-0 shutout.

by RiverRat on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

And Rick Ankiel breaks it up...

If it were 3 innings later, I would legitimately feel sorry for Lincecum…

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, that was impressive

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by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Fun with Fangraphs

The Cardinals have the 4th lowest team BABIP in baseball…so i guess thats something we can maybe look forward to

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

A round of Franklin's for everyone!

Put it on my Internet dollars account

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably because we're one of the slowest teams

besides ryan and greene.. i’d say rasmus but i cant remember seeing him hit a ball on the ground

by rig99 on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well..

even when he does hit a grounder, he lollygags down the line: al

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was looking at that stat after seen ludwick just miss a double and then line out to right

and i was right…his BABIP this seas is an anemic .234…looks like the baseball gods are repaying him for his ridiculous .349 BABIP last season

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

only two more baserunners until pujols gets to bat 4 times in this game

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut Up Dan

Stop talking about serious numbers… it’s not funny.

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Will we even have a serious week this week?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what does the Cards front office see what we fans don't see?

Welley, PK, Dick, Dunk & Thurston are really hurting this team. there are replacements in Memphis than can step in & do better. so why are they not in St. Louis?

hell Mortt’s already here. WTF are they thinking?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

In my mind

TLR and MO decided that this team was going to be as good as our outfiled. If a couple of our outfielders were as good as expected this team is pretty good

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

get used to it

at least with Dick and Dunc, I just don’t see them ever being held accountable for their atrocious play.

by mattyp on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what really pisses me off is yesterday & today

MO said he was going to wait two weeks to see if the DeRo trade jump starts the team. well that’s just bad managing. Mark DeRossa isn’t going to magically give Welley & PK great control. he isn’t going to give Dunk his power back. and he really isn’t going to stop Dick & Thurston from sucking the life outta everything.

he’s really not half the GM he says he is if he thinks Mark DeRossa has magical healing powers.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mortonsen better come in

Need a reason to be interested in the game.

by TheBirds on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is the long reliever

which is a eupemism for ‘guy that pitches once every 17 days’

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo...

Any chance we can hit fast forward on this one? This is liking watching a movie that you’ve seen awhile ago. You know how it ends, but you can’t quite remember how it gets to that point.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

boog is a

shortstop!

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope mort's role isn't as long man

we could have walters do that

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Tony

Please pinch hit — you have 24 relievers in the pen (approx.) — now is a good time to start burning them.

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!

“I guess I’m just a B hole kind of guy”.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like it

to me

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

100 Internet dollars

that says Thompson bats and then Tony brings in a reliever to start the 7th, just ‘cuz he’s whacky like that

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

the a-holes

are just nasty

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuzzy....sigh

Should’ve pinch-hit Wainer there.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

jeez..baby faces are dominating the pitching today

mort looks about 15

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, first 3 pitch count since the second inning I think

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF.

Are Dan and Al going to have a circle jerk on top of a picture of Lincecum?

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

speak for yourself

i have stage fright

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once you eat the cracker

You don’t want to eat again

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

gyuhhh

nastiness to boog

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

and skip

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the pitcher vs. position player nonsense. Ugh.

At least Morty is getting some time — I’m excited. I’m keeping an eye out for the changeup.

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

right..

something for us to get semi-pumped about.

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's his pitch couint after 6? 30-something?

Sheesh

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

only crap, it's the 7th inning

have the Cards even batted tonight?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone feed that pitcher

and tell Al to shut the hell up

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Got away with a fat pitch there

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

two fat ones in a row

get the ball down Mort

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

THROW MOR SINKERS

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've seen enough

it’s either bp or way off the plate

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

after 4 pitches you've come to your conclusion

on a pitcher? wow. . .

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

he’s not hitting the glove

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he'd barely thrown half a dozen pitches and you were done with him

if TLR sat every pitcher who lost his command for 6 pitchers we’d need 14 pitchers on the roster.

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep your mouth shut

Don’t give him any more ideas

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

very auspicious start

settle down mort

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by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to hustle and cut that off before it got to the cap

Lil Dunc. Absolutely Craptastic…

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

*gap

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

/chitowned

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed that thread/reference

and I’ve looked for it to no avail. What does it mean?

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I was...

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

chitown one day last week because of his slow connection

kept commenting on plays that had happened at least 5 min earlier. it was really funny & by the end of the night it became a running joke.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus

I only did it 3 or 4 times and then I left and that was while we were scoring tons of runs

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it wasn't an all night thing

but it was funny

we luv you man

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

didn’t we trade Chris Perez?

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

give it time

Mort isn’t done yet

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

give it time

Mort isn’t done yet

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hhhhmmmmmmmmm

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw the changeup

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

or

change the throw up?

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not Cardinal baseball?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

come one blue! that's a strike!

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by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit all to hell

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaauuuugggggghhhhh

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ouch

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

the cobbler

throws up too

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

What the team lacks on offense they make up for on defense. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

is it just me

or do they look beat before they start?

just don’t look they are competing with the bat, like they gave up already

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

Is anyone planning on going to the Futures Game?

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i have derby tickets

was wondering if i could find/afford futures tickets as well…

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by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

water

and the cardinals flow inexorably downhill

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not looking good Mortensen...you look just like the other AAA clones..

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

makes me wonder if this quick advance philosophy

puts guys in games before they are prepared ultimately hurts them, after all, clayman was in college in 07.

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won't agree/disagree with the quick advance philosophy

but I will say it really bothers me when rookies get coddled. I think that Mortensen was going to eventually have one these games where not much goes right for him, and I like that TLR left him in for it. Maybe he can get something from it? It’s sad that it happened on his first appearance. Obviously everyone wants him to succeed, but for a game we’re probably not going to win, a taste of failure isn’t as bitter.

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be better if we gave them more than 2-3 innings before sending them back down.

Thats the problem I have with our approach. He have had 5 different pitchers up here for little looks and if they don’t have a good first inning we demote them and start the arb clock on another.

by DriverZn on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I like the sink or swim philosophy. Why baby a guy for 2 or 3 years to find out he is mediocre?

Mort may go back down but now he has an idea of what he needs to do to succeed.

I think that is the issue with Boggs. He is trying to work some things out and not so worried about the outcome of the games. I am purely speculating but it makes sense to me.

"Rasmus doesn't hit lefties. Instead he bashes them over the head with their own bleeding arm he just raced to the mound to rip off before the ball arrives to the plate. He then smashes that baseball with the pitchers bloody arm over the wall because he does not hit lefites he bashes them." Ted Lilly

by Red Blazer on Jun 29, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is nasty. He throws baseballs like they are wiffleballs. If we win it will be a miracle.

Jeffery! Jeffrey!

I need more cowbell !!!

"Rasmus doesn't hit lefties. Instead he bashes them over the head with their own bleeding arm he just raced to the mound to rip off before the ball arrives to the plate. He then smashes that baseball with the pitchers bloody arm over the wall because he does not hit lefites he bashes them." Ted Lilly

by Red Blazer on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm

very tactical base on balls there

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we get Mort a cheeseburger...

I think the anorexic pitcher route may be ill conceived at best.

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He'll have to fight Reyes for it in the pen. . ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he needs a few of those

bacon double cheeses on a krispy kreme that they used to serve at grizzly games

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds absolutely disgusting

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game puts the "D" in _rea_ful an_ _efense

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

holy fucking shit

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Sumbitch

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

This team...pathetic...

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

mort looks good

nice looking prospect we have here

by rig99 on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

looking at the woman who got hit in the head

saying she was fine, that was what billy mays said too

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by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

any time you leave the game in a wheel chair, your not "fine"

i hope she is though

and didn’t mays have a heart attack?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pathetic

i almost wish this team would fall completely out of contention so i could enjoy this season

by prophetjohn on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

um, no.

cardinals are the things with feathers that perch within the soul.

by ilrosso on Jun 30, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it was the frustration talking

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, we've already lost...

Go ahead Giants, light Mort up….he doesnt look like hes staying up here long anyways…

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

wonder if this is what tlr meant

when he said good for clayman to get a taste of the big leagues

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Mort should have been out of this inning about 4 batters ago.

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

FWIW

mort should be in memphis

by prophetjohn on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't necessarily disagree

but I get REALLY tired of people who have never taken the time to watch prospects prior to their very FIRST major league outing and then pronounce them as worthless.

Even after that inning, unless you’ve seen Mortensen in the minors, you really don’t have any idea what he’s capable of as a pitcher or any real foundation to make those kind of proclomations.

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re probably right, but plenty of people have poor debuts.

by Merry CRasmus on Jun 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats the point

Show him what the Show really is

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the bright side this might be a good way to get Lincecum out of the game. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

derosa

wondering what his indian buddies got him into

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

is this team really in a race?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't...

we lose seven in a row after acquiring Rolen? These mid-season trades for third baseman are always destabilizing.

by guayzimi on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mozeliak's gotta be thinking...

“Who in the hell am I gonna have to trade for to get any physical or emotional response from this team?”

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

god we look so horribly bad at times

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

manic redbirds

they’re bad again, but they’ll probably have another nice string soon- this up and down is driving me bonkers

by Scarecrow7775 on Jun 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I think since I listen on the radio

I never get as down as the rest of you guys

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

How many times you gonna ground to third DeRosa?

WTF

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

down 9-0 Albert still won't get a pitch to hit

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

rally starter there?

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It's nice to see

an opposing LF misplay a ball for once.

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

way to not run Albert

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy days - ten more of those in a row and Cards back in the game. Cue - send in the Klowns

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Al thought was gone

he looked slow out of the box and almost got nailed at 2nd

uncharacteristic

he can hit anyone

by Scarecrow7775 on Jun 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

called that

yay me…now i’ll call a luddy double followed by a dunc double followed by an ank homer

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

not wasn't a strike for Clay asshat

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

This team reminds me...

of that piece of crap 2006 team that won the WS. That bunch was absolutely awful.

by guayzimi on Jun 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

DunKKan't

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

geesh Dunk,,,,

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ok

i’m done

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Raise your hand if you're surprised that Lud and Dunc did nothing. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

*crickets*

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

not exactly

the settle down that i was hoping for

by TNTinCO on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW that ball was tanked...

I love watching young kids get shelled by third rate baseball teams….Thanks FO

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

While I am glad to get a look at Mort

It really should have been PJ or Boggs up.

Both had K rates over 8 per 9ip. Both were hurt by poor BAIP numbers when we had our really bad defense out there.

by DriverZn on Jun 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many more times am I gonna have to watch Dunc whiff this year?

I dont care who’s pitching, he strikes out against everyone.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Better make it his next 72 at bats.

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Equal opportunity kind of guy

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eureka!! We found it - someone worse than Welly

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

wwwwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

was i the only one to see the fan try to go over the edge there?

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This is getting ridiculous

This team is getting pummeled by one of the worst lineups I’ve ever seen (well, outside of the Cardinals’ current crew) and looks like they’ve never seen a good pitcher before.

Yes, yes I know Lincecum is sick…but this is downright feeble. He’s gone from looking like a Cy Young winner to Cy Young himself.

VivaElBirdos...Scoring less, but more frequently since approximately 1903.

by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Good

That’s what they were showing on the telecast. I figured it may be a slow gun but then I saw Lincecum clocked at 93 and thought it may be legit. Hadn’t been paying the gun any attention beforehand to know one way or the other.

by Merry CRasmus on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

csn bay area has been ripping on the gun all game

i guess it’s way off

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mort has pitched...

better than Chris Perez tonight.

Let’s keep it positive.

by guayzimi on Jun 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope this pisses our boys off

enough that their bats come alive the next few games…

I want to be the no-talent ass clown!

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I doubt it

I don’t think you can be so pissed you swing better. If you suck, you’ll hit like somone who sucks.

Maybe they’ll stop being so damn hacktastic. I doubt it.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey , maybe the team is showcasing PTBNLs - Mort, Dunc, KBot, Thursty. . .

long list of possibles . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

speaking of KBot

any official word? Did he get DL’d?

by Scarecrow7775 on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 in a row

that’s more like it

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by azruavatar on Jun 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally caps! Hats inside out everyone!

Never say never. Quitters never win. It’s not over ‘til the fat lady…ah hell, let’s pack this one in.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm not

fucking up my hat for this team

by prophetjohn on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy mother of ass,,,,juan uribe? really?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

/Chitown'd

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, but i was in the little boys room

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only question that remains

Does Lincecum finish the CG above or below 100 pitches?

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Under

I have no idea what the pitch count is, but definitely under.

by ducttape16 on Jun 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dan has a marketing agreement to say "Tim Lincecum" every 2.5 seconds.

“Well, Al, I’d say that Tim Lincecum is just about Tim Lincecum tonight. Wouldn’t you Tim Lincecum?”

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

you know, dan,

he’s really Tim Lincecum.

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure Torrez did not graduate high school or learn to count...

thats twice in two innings he didn’t know how many outs there were…

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

we could get him to be the scorekeeper

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Jun 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

Will Mort be sent down tomorrow?

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

samuel added to the 40-man and called up

by prophetjohn on Jun 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish they'd do that just to stop Ctown from grabbing him

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

a PTBNL can't be on the 40 man or the big league roster

it’s been widely rumored samuel is on the list MO gave to the tribe

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mistake?

I’ll just credit the hitter.

by TheBirds on Jun 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

95 pitches

ouch

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Derosa 0 for the Cards

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

it occurs to me

DeRosa’s probably living out of a suitcase, his family back wherever looking to move again, and suddenly he’s everyday with a whole new set of guys. I’m willing to give him some time to settle his mental game.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

so was the game

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

ground out, ground out, fly out

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about getting beat

10 runs from the 2nd worst offense in baseball….and 0 runs from the worst

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm surprised....

I haven’t seen any comments somehow blaming Thurston for this loss…

by DiscoJer on Jun 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he gave a hitting seminar before the game today.

everyone but Albert was invited…

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did the Reds catch up?

Or did the Cubs just suck that much?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trading for DeRosa...

is starting to look like putting a band aid on an axe wound.

by dcfcblues on Jun 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

We're like that knight from Monte Python and the holy grail

“Its just a flesh wound”

Baseball's concept of athletes is all wrong. Batter cannot walk with 4 balls.

by The_teague on Jun 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am feeling like one of the chanting monks who repeatedly raps the book off of the face....

“’tis but a scratch!!!”

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never really could get into a Monty Python movie

I just don’t like British humor, except Red Dwarf

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats funny

"I've played a couple of hundred games of tic-tac-toe with my little daughter and she hasn't beaten me yet. I've always had to win. I've got to win." - Bob Gibson

by MUGATU on Jun 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jun 29, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There's worse things that could happen, I s'pose

Just watched episode 2, season 2 of the Tudors. Sir Thomas More was sentenced to be hanged until half dead, cut down, disembowled and then forced to watch while his entrails were burned before his eyes. Then they were going to cut off his privates, then…and only then…would he beheaded.

King Henry VIII commuted it to just the beheading.

“well, I caught a break today”, More was quoted in the Times of London, shortly before his execution.

“And even with no head, I think I could hit a breaking ball better than Rick An—-”

More was not available for any more comments.

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by Ted Glover on Jun 29, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Quick Q

Anybody know what “DR” means for row info on Busch Stadium tickets?

Considering a game buy and it’s putting me in row “DR”

by astrostl on Jun 29, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

you'll actually

be watching from the TVs at the training facility in dominican republic

by prophetjohn on Jun 29, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Jun 29, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in love with Chris Perezs' debut with the Tribe.

Now I say that knowing no one got hurt . I like watching him put it in the ear hole. What was even more high-larious was right after I watched the clip of him beaning two I flipped over to Bull Durham right as Kevin Costner instructed the pitcher( i forgot his name) to bean the bull.

I laughed for a good 5 minutes. Go C-Rez. Get all Clemens on the A.L.

"Rasmus doesn't hit lefties. Instead he bashes them over the head with their own bleeding arm he just raced to the mound to rip off before the ball arrives to the plate. He then smashes that baseball with the pitchers bloody arm over the wall because he does not hit lefites he bashes them." Ted Lilly

by Red Blazer on Jun 29, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I will repeat my statment from earlier

Perez thought the AL was like Prison.
First day in. Get in a fight.

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by FlimtotheFlam on Jun 29, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Chris Perez finds out he is traded to the Indians in the AL, calls his agent

“Hey man, Any advice on surviving in the AL? They let you have conjugal visits over there, right?”

“Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y’know, the AL is no picnic. I have a client over there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone’s ass the first day, or become someone’s bitch. Then everything will be all right.”

by dcfcblues on Jun 30, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

2-year wonder?

Maybe last year was the peak of his performance, but the year before was about in line with his career performance. He’s slumping badly right now with a .231 BABIP (75 points below career averages). I have to think some of those balls will find holes. Will his final numbers look like last year’s? Absolutely not, IMO. Hopefully he can put together a hot streak soon.

"If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?" - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Jun 30, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

we should conclude nothing from 200 appearances. Especially because he has a ridiculously low BABIP.

Derosa.

by vivaelpujols on Jun 30, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

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