Is This a Great Game or What?
As a kid, I knew some of my baseball tendencies were a little weird so I kept them to myself. My sisters, however, would take note and remind me of how strange I was. How strange?
- I accumulated stacks of spiral bound notebooks filled with hundreds of homemade-from-scratch Cardinal game boxscores that I completed real time listening to a transistor radio. One hour before each game I would begin carefully constructing the box score with blank paper, wooden ruler, stat sheet and Pilot Pen (black - medium). My scorecard version was vastly superior (in my mind) to any I have ever seen since. The task was complete when the game was over and my boxscore was written on separate page - which would be compared to the morning paper for perfection.
- I practiced my infield grounder defense by pounding a rubber (sharper return) ball against the garage wall and firing the return throw to a square box that I had painted on the concrete block garage wall. I repeating the process daily for hours on a gravel drive (developed sharper reflexes due to bad hops).
The game was to imitate every National League infielder (ten chances each) while Jack Buck (in my whispering imitation) provided the play by play. Infielders name and "hinkster stats" were kept in a spiral notebook on the nearby porch. Example, 2b - Sizemore .900, Tito Fuentes .800, Glen Beckert .700 etc Funny how the Cardinal infielders (especially Reitz) always finished first and landed on my "defensive all-star team". I can only imagine what my family thought of me as I talked to myself, chased grounders for hours and kept scribbling notes in a mysterious book - deep into the night thanks to a large security light my Dad installed on the garage wall.
Now there are plenty more examples of my baseball "weirdness" but I will not list them here for fear you may have me committed. I will, however, say THANKS to VEB for giving me the awareness that there are a zillion other weird baseball fans out there just like me - some of you that perhaps should be committed.
After reading Tim Kurkjian's book - "Is This a Great Game or What?" - I believe little Timmy may have captured the crown of "King Weird".
By his own admission, Tim still begins EVERY day by not just reading the boxscores but CUTTING EACH OF THEM OUT AND PASTING THEM IN ORGANIZED NOTEBOOKS THAT NOW FILL CLOSETS IN HIS HOME. This exercise takes him approximately 90 minutes. He has done for this years. Now keep in mind that Tim is not 10 years old (the peak of my weirdness). He is a grown man with a 30 year baseball writing career, a nice ESPN TV gig, a wife, a daughter and supposedly his sanity.
Good for you Tim!
My question to VEB is..........how weird are you?
btw, Tim's book is great
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Cool post
it’s kind of fun that baseball seems to attract slightly wierd people to it – my main wierdness is that I live in a country that has little-to-no interest in baseball (outside of a few fans thanks to it being televised on the sadly departed Channel Five Baseball show for the last decade or so) yet spend hours pretty much daily perusing box scores, sorting out my fantasy team, posting on here, reading fangraphs/BtB and other geeky baseball numbers sites, and watching Cardinals highlights (and, when I get the chance, the live games on mlb.tv).
I particularly like your infield defence game – I used to do stuff like that (generally with other sports) when I was younger too. Takes all sorts…
Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.
by Felonius_Monk on Jun 22, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know they
don’t spell weird that way in England.
"If I prepare myself, my stuff is good and I'm going to get outs. That is a fact." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Jun 22, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite right
it is clearly spelt “wyrd”. My sincerest apologies.
Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.
by Felonius_Monk on Jun 23, 2009 6:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice post
I don’t have any notebooks of box scores or boxes on my garage. I don’t really have any strange things that I do, but I love the game nonetheless.
Welcome to Baseball Heaven.
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great post
I was just at my parent’s hosue for Fathers Day lamenting that the back corner of the house is now full of nicely manicured bushes instead of my ‘home plate’. The plate to me was a frisbee in a large circle or dirt where my brother and I had worn off all the grass. We played homerun derby for endless hours there and despite being a Cards fan, I was always Steve Carlton when I pitched (lefty) and George Brett when I hit. The good ol days.
I never cut out box scores but it’s amazing to me now how fulfilled I would get as a kid just by checking them out in the paper.
by paposse on Jun 23, 2009 8:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that we have going all nostalgic
My friend and I would play baseball against each other between our house’s garages, which faced each other. Ghost runners, imaginary bases, pegging allowed, played with tennis balls, using a wood bat, we had some weird rules. Left field had room to hit into because of a front yard, but center field was blocked by a 40 ft roof. If the ball was hit on the roof and came back to the driveway and was caught, it was an out. A hit to right field was an automatic double, unless we judged it to be absolutely crushed because there was a hill that was landscaped with rock steps. Home plate was beneath our basketball hoop, and the support for the hoop was where we taped a strike zone. Foul poles were two trees. The only rough part was that my friend happened to be a stud athlete and would be up 30 runs without breaking a sweat. To make it more fair, I made him bat left-handed, while I still batted righthanded. Unfortunately for me, all that did was make him a really good left-handed hitter. Although because I pitched right-handed, I suppose he could be susceptible to a LOOGY. Or not. My manager decided pitch counts were unnecessary and a bullpen was for sissies, I guess. Definitely not Tony. My best pitch was the famous “Gravity Ball”, which hardly ever crossed the strike zone, but when it did, was hit a mile.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
by jacksonian on Jun 23, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also,
used to make my own scorecard all the way up to about age 15 as I listened to Jack Buck and Mike Shannon. Of course I probably only did this about 10-20 times a year (when I was bored), not every game. And I didn’t keep them either, I usually stuffed them in the trash so no one would discover my weirdness.
I also used to look forward to the Sunday edition of the sports sections because they had the team-by-team boxscores. I used to create my own league leader charts – ranking as many of the batting average, stolen bases (remember those?), homerun and rbi leaders as I could. I’d also do rankings by position. I’d keep them only until the next weeks paper so I could compare the new rankings to the previous weeks. I’d also have to hold onto the season ending “reports” so I had them all winter to study and memorize. THANK GOD FOR MLB.COM!!
I did similar fielding drills on every exterior wall of my home. I remember the sides of my houses being covered in tennis ball marks from playing while it was raining. I never kept any written reports, buy I remember Glenn Davis of the Astros always being the most stellar defender at first. My drills focused heavily on diving plays.
Basically all of my free time spent inside was spent reading the Baseball Encyclopedia and studying the backs of baseball cards. I always loved the ones that had the trivia questions on them. I recall thats how I found out that Pete Rose was nicknamed Charlie Hustle, (thanks 1975 Topps).
Its good to know that I’m not the only freak and thankfully I’ve outgrown these obsessions, although if it was socially acceptable at my age, I’d probably still be in the front yard firing grounders to myself off the porch.
"Greene over to Schumaker, on to first! Double Play!!"
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 24, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
team-by-team stats...
not boxscores
"Greene over to Schumaker, on to first! Double Play!!"
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jun 24, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
love this post
i had a helmet for every team in the majors. at this time i was on hiatus of being a cardinals fan because they traded my hero to this day: andy van slyke. all the neighbor kids (usually more girls than boys) would gather every evening to play wiffle ball (don’t tell my little league coach) and i would pass out helmets and tell everybody which player they were that day. Lineups usually looked like this: ozzie, van slyke, strawberry, murphy, dawson vs. puckett, boggs, mattingly, mcgwire, murray. god, i miss those days.
by cdc81 on Jun 24, 2009 1:46 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Good stuff.
Nowhere near your level of insanity here, but to declare my love-
Both my dad and I bear permanent injury due to playing too much catch in our old backyard, which was enormous and connected to a lot of common ground. He had to undergo shoulder surgery as a result, and still has a messed up elbow. I caught a fly ball thanks to the sun in the mouth and bit clear through, having to get stitches and eat applesauce and such for a month. Still have the nice war wound to show off.
The fondest memory of the day that I bit through my tongue was that my dad just gave me a warm rag and told me to stick it in my mouth and not swallow any of the blood. This went on for about an hour until my mom got home, who we were waiting for, and she absolutely flipped on my dad for not taking me to the hospital. I was sitting there watching TV with blood running down my face cool as a cucumber and my dad explained the whole" boys will be boys and get injured" story and how I was taking it like a man and that it wasn’t as bad as it looked.
One of the few times you remember where you really connect in a father-son moment, all thanks to this great game.
by leefyg on Jun 24, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pah.
A real man would’ve FINISHED his tongue, swallowed it down, and asked for seconds (by sign language, of course…).
Because chicks dig the intentional base on balls.
by Felonius_Monk on Jun 25, 2009 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my weirdness is off the charts
although not all related to baseball. here’s some baseball related memories:
-my brother and I trying to hit the ball over cars going by, and into the cornfield as kids
-younger brother having line drive hit off chest by bigger and older neighbor kid… we were all pretty scared
-playing on a little league team, it was weird to see 13 or 14 year olds chewing tobacco
-baseball players spit a lot, whether or not they chew tobacco
-I once wore two hats at the same time at a game in the 80s. I was always amazed at Ozzie’s back flip. got me every time
-I’m still proud of my old Willie McGee and Vince Coleman baseball cards, although they are worthless cardboard to a good portion of the population
-baseball translates very well to video games and movies
-I love when people get philosophical about the national pasttime
-I used to have a Louisville Slugger with Pedro Guerrero signature
-I’ve only been to 3 stadiums, but am looking forward to seeing more!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 24, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m still proud of my old Willie McGee and Vince Coleman baseball cards, although they are worthless cardboard to a good portion of the population
that reminds me. a couple years ago a buddy of mine bought a lot of like 100 willie mcgee rookie cards off of ebay for like $20. he was so proud, passing them out like party favors on new years.
by cdc81 on Jun 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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