Game 28 Overflow
Look, we've all seen the news: Pirates, is...is bad.
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Cursed
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
that's the spirit
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on May 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He was out on the previous pitch
ump missed it
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i've been spelling his wrong all this time
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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It's a very confusing word to spell
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
i don't know, but it's his twitter page in case anyone wants to find out
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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Attacking the hitter
I think that may be against the rules… they seem to frown upon violence in the majors from what I hear.
7 walks tonight
WE. NEED. PITCHERS.
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
dammit spicoli
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
Khalil Greene is the worst defensive shortstop in the league I think
I know it took a bad hop, but you still have to knock that ball down
Hyperbole much?
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
no kidding.
he’s actually pretty good. he’s not having a good season so far, but he’s been a wizard at times in the past. I’m not saying he’s great, but he’s by no means the worst in the league.
On with the (good) youth movement!
but atleast he's winning games with his amazing bat
…oh wait
He’s been an absolutely awful addition thus far
how bad was that?
fsnpitt is only showing their camera from on top of the arch, so you can’t tell what happened
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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Took a bad hop
and went right over his glove
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
Kyle McClellan loading the bases
how many times have we seen this this year?
i really dislike this morgan kid
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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Gulp
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
nice!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
Clutch 99.99
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
Second place in the balloting, anyway.
by StanTheManFan on May 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert is a team player
he’d give it up for Thursty.
by Expatcardfan on May 6, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Well done KMac
alot better than walking in a run, like you’ve been known to do lately
He hasn't walked in a run this season yet
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right
he’s just walked a lot of people. For some reason I thought he walked in a couple.
5-4-3
a pitchers best friend if there ever was one
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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clarification:
an erratic pitcher’s dream
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
i don't know, Hardee's has me pretty hungry
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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First drink is usually free at Tunica
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like some drunk cougars...
yanking on some one-eyed, er, one-armed bandits. Can’t be that bad.
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I think your forgetting about a
certain serious number
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
don't gamble at the Queen
because it’s garbage. Ameristar and Harrah’s are 100000000000x better. Lumiere sucks as well.
The Burger Bar is cool
but as far as gambling goes, there just aren’t enough tables. It’s way too small for a casino.
casiioooooooooooooooooooooo queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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casio
like the watch?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
yeah, you can buy them in iowa
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
it's moments like these
that i’m glad i don’t do television
Sawasdee Khrob - team's living dangerously. I keep remembering a July disaster last July against this team
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Slamajama dongwick?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
Just for clarification
bloopwick? right?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
imitation is the highest form of flatter
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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y
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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Evidently
people are very flattered with each other today
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
BloopWick!
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
Maybe we could swap K Greene for Young. Both graduated from same defensive academy
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
deja vu all over again
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Yadi would've thrown to first twice
by the time Jaramillo got it down there.
Aw, sad that Albert got CS
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
looks really stupid now
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doh
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
it's almost never worth it
if the guy can’t steal the base, don’t do it. few things in baseball are worse than running into outs. that was an especially bad time for it w/ no one out and using your slugger to steal 3rd if the batter fails.
it's almost always a stupid idea
and was definitely a stupid idea there. If the lead runner can’t actually steal the base, don’t do it. NEVER run into outs
i was thinking it before hand
just unfortunate it didn’t work
another thing i'll never get
the hit and run gets fielders out of position. but it just moves them in position for another ball, right? its like when women say they could get a guy any night at the bars. well, one of us has to be that guy, right? the numbers just don’t seem right.
by Expatcardfan on May 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
but shouldn't the defender be in the position where the ball is most likely to be hit
and thus when you make him move from that spot your increasing your chance to get a hit?
argh
walk after the fact is salt in the wound
three run Dunc jack
will cure any wound
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For some reason, when reading salt and Dunc in this thread
I’m reminded of salted pork
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you know, Albert was safe
he tagged him as he stepped on the bag
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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haha I thought so also
but the umpire will never give the runner that call.
why did i write as?
stupid fingers. me brain said after, not as.
at least by the angel fsnpitt showed.
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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7.01
A runner acquires the right to an unoccupied base when he touches it before he is out. He is then entitled to it until he is put out, or forced to vacate it for another runner legally entitled to that base
It implies
that there can’t be a tie. And if there is such a thing as a tie, the defense gets the call.
Classic underachiever.
i'll agree
that it rules out the opportunity of the tie, but in no way does it imply that tie goes to the defender
It explicitly
says when the runner gets the base: when he beats the ball to the base. Therefore, if one is to even bother to interpret a tie as existing, you have to give it to the defense. The runner isn’t beating the ball to the base in a tie situation.
Classic underachiever.
thank you
for finally saying this!
I hate hearing otherwise informed fans saying that.
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
OT: penguins score
win in ot
My brain has shut down completely so my butt is doing all the thinking.
Well everyone has heard of it now
6th time of the past 2 commercials that its been on
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
unless your Irish
like me!
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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beats me,
Irish, German, White Flag, Presbyterian
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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Irish, English, Swedish, Choctaw
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
irish and cherokee
it has gotten ugly some nights.
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 6, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Play that more than once and...
hello cirrhosis
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
sean burnett pic
“hey everyone my name is sean and i’m here to partay!”
i bet he’s a creeper
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Such a bro
I see popped collars, pukka shells, and natty in that face.
by hannah_in_va on May 6, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
So I got in a car accident today
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!” So, I look down at him and say, “Well, which one are you then?”… and
THAT’S when the fight started . .
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Dont know if that is the least bit true
but still funny
rec’d
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
It is just a joke
But as all good jokes they sound better in first person
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
ba-zing
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
no you didn't
but if you did, kudos
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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did he punch you in the junk?
please tell me he punched you in the junk
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
he punched me in the junk
It hurt so bad.
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 7, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah that was a ball blue
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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That sucked
Duncan ripped it, but right into the glove
why the hell would Pujols go in my situation?
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
Still up 2
three more innings to go.
Keep it up, K-Mac
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that's what she said?
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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well
that turned out to be a pretty crappy inning
I want a Dennys Reyes bobbletummy
R.P.O.F.Y.M.
by BVHeck on May 6, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
winner
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
thats what she said?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
that almost sounded dirty fella
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
Caliente Pocket
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
it could be a give-away promotion
sponsored by…..Shoneys
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
GloveWick!!!!
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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it works on so many levels
ATG, Dennis got squeezed on that first pitch
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
oh come on!
it’s only PG-16
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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by gdm426 on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No actually a good commercial
Padma Lakashi
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
If a Serious Number comes up
You have to drink for 6 seconds
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
or six shots?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
Apparenlty the Zombie Whalers have cheerleaders
Because you need those in hockey… I knew there was a reason I hated that team.
that's fine, but gameday is wrong
that was not a strike
Tony spent the nite next to Dicky
Let’s hope they weren’t spooning cause that would be really awkward.
not that there's anything wrong with that
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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Spooning next to Dick
not awkward at all
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
I would not want Dick to be the big spoon
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
they need some laws of Polarity
1. you can look at the sky
2. You can go hole-to-hole
3. Never Pole-to-pole
4. And ABSOLUTELY never pole-to-hole
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
that was a ball blue
geesh he’’d need a sand wedge to hit that thing
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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this is our team
please, let’s just put Ank on the 15 day
by Expatcardfan on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Couple more feet
and its gone
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
things are bad
when people are clamoring for Stavinoha
wainer getting some batting practice
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
that almost worked
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
Waino - the next Ankiel conversion??
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
hope not
we need pitchers… we got hitters
dont let TLR hear that
he might bring up another pitcher
My brain has shut down completely so my butt is doing all the thinking.
someone get the fsnpitt guys a freaking program
they think colby is from alabamma
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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what the hell is wrong with me today?
the scubs finally has me all veclempted
i swear i typed georgia
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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Sigh
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
An almost inning. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
that inning was just not enough
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
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So...
I just don’t get using a def. replacement (skip) with only 3 players on your bench…
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
cmon Sauce!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Motte's gotten his shit together since opening day
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
+1
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He seems to have toned it down
a notch or two also. I can now watch him without feeling like I pounded a sixer or Red Bull.
His FIP has always been excellent
It was only a matter of time before his BABIP started to drop, and his ERA looked a little better.
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
But he could have lost confidence after that outing
It’s good to see him getting the job done.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
fo sho
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 6, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
stop with the wave
your better than that
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I don't
I steal people’s nacho’s when they lift their arms up
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
why don't you take their beer?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
is that one of the 7 deadly's?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
A Man will forgive you for stealing a nacho
He will not forgive you for stealing his beer
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Saucy
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
i've never had the smelling salts
do those things really work?
by Expatcardfan on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally
I have passed out before and woke up to one of those in my nose
I would love to get ahold of one to fuck with people
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i've been knocked out a couple of times in my life
but never in a situation where those are laying around. damn.
by Expatcardfan on May 6, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
why did Yadda need smelling salt?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
molina rulz
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
jason motte
Fun with anagrams
taj moonset
My brain has shut down completely so my butt is doing all the thinking.
no sa jet tome
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
jason louis motte
emotional jousts
solo inmate joust
toenails just moo
isolate, just mono
just atomise, loon
late ominous jots
just a looniest om (mo?)
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
cmon Bard
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
When the games over...
Check out this fanpost I just published. It’s an interesting look at our ol’ friend Miles. Poor little bugger.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Thats
shameless self promotion
I like it
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
I thought people might enjoy the read
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
I did
that was a pretty weird story
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
at Wrigley I heard a fan yell after Miles grounded out:
“Stop playing like you’re on the Cardinals!!”
idiot, he has stopped playing like he did on the Cardinals, and that is why he grounded out.
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
so you guys realize
that Barden and Thurston don’t take this for granted, right?
4B - beer baseball bands blog
rocknroll ain't noise pollution
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
these are relief pitchers, not rocket surgeons
by Expatcardfan on May 6, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Rocket Scientist or Brain Surgeon?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
a surgeon who specializes in roger clemens?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
zing!
and rec’d.
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 7, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Well to be fair
I do hear that Rockets get some bad heart conditions
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
pujols 4 for 4!
4B - beer baseball bands blog
rocknroll ain't noise pollution
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
OPS over 1.200
1.215 to be precise
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Approaching Triple Crown territory
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Albert
Zero men on when he’s come up tonight. Not. Good.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
am i the only one who has to put up with this douchbag on fsnpitt?
he sounds like kruk’s drunk, ignorant younger brother
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
if youve ever been number curious ...
My brain has shut down completely so my butt is doing all the thinking.
Hating it all the way to the bank
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats the worst part about complaining about that commercial
the more we argue the more the commercial is successful for them
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"Wainwright and Carp and pray for the Tarp"
No us going and buying stuff makes it successful
Us complaining and choosing to boycott because it’s stupid is unsuccessful… wait that was the Queen commercial. I’m getting my really annoying commercials confused.
i wonder what the meeting was like
as in, “you’re going on tv. this is going to fuck your life. do you really want to do this?” and he answered yes.
by Expatcardfan on May 6, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Franklin reminds me of a demonic Amish guy
4B - beer baseball bands blog
rocknroll ain't noise pollution
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
the fighting Amish
4B - beer baseball bands blog
rocknroll ain't noise pollution
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 6, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it itches
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Maybe the Amish Franklin should come in on a horse-drawn wagon. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
on a Clydesdale??
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
You may be on to something
but I’ll wait until the all-star break to trust you.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
I think the beard absorbs all jinxes
and prevents them from entering his body… so basically the beard is a jinx black hole.
it's amazing the difference in the 2 pennsylvania teams
My brain has shut down completely so my butt is doing all the thinking.
Can we start talking about Franklin yet?
I mean.. DAMN
by cloistermaximus on May 6, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Really wanted to drop a SuperTroopers line on you there
but it just doesn’t work right… You need to set me up better.
Where'd you learn that cheech?
DRUGGG SCHOOL?
Franklin continues his assault on the NL
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
Not prett outside of AP, but it
still counts . . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
i hate this
i swear the moment the last out is made, the mlb package switches straight to porn music
too bad it's just the music
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
For real
I mean, where else am I going to find porn on the internet?
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 7, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
wiiiiiiiiiiiinner*
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
too many i's
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Franklin is pitching like bizarro-izzy
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 6, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
are you worried about a jinx, because the Amish don't believe in jinxes. they work through them
with scratchy beards
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
They alos don;t believe in electricity
they’re fucking stupid (and I can say that since they;ll never be able to read it here). Don’t jinx Frank. He sucks.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
by Alxfritz on May 6, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And I'm going to sugget
you. Waiting for me. In the parking lot.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
by Alxfritz on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Be careful
my great grandmother was “Pennsylvania Dutch”. But that doesn’t stop me driving cars and motorcycles!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
They do make
fine, terrible cigars. I’ll give them that.
And they clog up random state roads in Central Illinois.
(Aside from Kingpin, that’s all I know about the Amish.)
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
and untrue
http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2009/02/amish_hackers_a.php
Also, they believe in hexes. Those might beat jinxes.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Great pen
All round today. Nice to see!
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
don't they now have a winning record vs lefty starters this year?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Any word on Glaus? PD says not before the ASG. He rehabs well, move the Barden-Thurson platoon to second
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
He's not to be evauluated
until June 1. So I would not expect him until Aug 1.
(Honestly I don’t expect him to play this year.)
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
or one of the 13 pitchers we have
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on May 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
They said
he’s working his way from throwing on flat ground to a mound. I’m not sure if that means we have different sized mounds for him to baby step it back or what… but that’s what I heard.
Matt Clement, too. Just in from the medical staff. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
He's injury prone
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Working out with Esteban Yan . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Out all night
should I be applauding the fact that Boggs gutted out 4.1 innings with no command of the strikezone? It seems like with some pitchers we laud their ability to keep the club in the game when they don’t have their best stuff but we just complain about others when they don’t have theirs. I haven’t read the game threads (not sure I’ll have time) but I’m wondering if this was a flukely bad night for Boggs or if he just didn’t have command. . .
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
PS
Regardless, I hope he stays in the rotation.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
at least read flimtotheflam's story
My brain has shut down completely so my butt is doing all the thinking.
I got overly excited after he K'd Morgan to start the game
After that he lost the strikezone. The bullpen did an excellent job last night.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 7, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
So that Franklin guy
He Sucks!
Hardly had time to suck down my beer in the 9th.
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Manny gone for 50 games
MLB to suspend Manny R. 50 games for testing positive for PED…… no joke….. wow!
thank God they didnt sign him
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
now they are saying violation of drug policy
for something his DR presctibed him. don’t they prescribe weed in CALI?
yah
but as i have seen about Apu he wont even drink a shake without him or his wife researching first
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
if i were the cards, i'd shell out money to have a consultant
For all the players, including the ones who can’t afford personal dietitians and so forth. We already have a short bench….
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
not just the cards
but youd think more teams would do this..a insurance plan if you will
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
Yeah, that news snippets I have seen so far have specified "performance enhancing" in the results
There could still be a medical treatment that shows up in the tests for performance enhancers I guess. I’m no expert.
my wife posed a good question
dont all teams have team docs? if this was not the dogers team doc why was he seeing him? it’s not like manny walked into promptcare and asked for treatment…just have to wait and see as details come forth I guess
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
Ankiel on the DL, Sugar Shane gets the call-up
Let’s all root for the underdog. I kind of hope he’s in the lineup today, although it’s unlikely.
by cloistermaximus on May 7, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
Not against a RHP on his first day in the show
Probably tomorrow, regardless of the handedness of the pitcher
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 7, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, so far this morning I've learned
Ankiel is going to the DL after all, and none other than Shane Robinson is getting called up.
The Cardinals signed a pitcher who is a disciple of Mike Marshall, he of the freakish Cy Young year and “injury-proof” pitching research.
There was a sad story about Aaron Miles which might or might not be true and is just kind of weird to read.
Manny Ramirez allegedly has tested positive for P.E.D.s.
This is not exactly a slow news day! And isn’t it an afternoon game today too?

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