Game 35 Overflow
Prolific little commenters tonight. Let's finish this off crew -- no sweeps allowed.
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Nice Caption on the photo
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
R Cmon yee redbirds
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
kid tested, robot approved
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Lets get some more runs!
The serious inning is over, lets finish this one.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
good at bat by Greene so far
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
down to 244 thurston is
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
So much for my thinking
Rasmus has no power (although 2 HRs still isn’t a lot, how it left the stadium was) and was just a slightly better Skip
The shine on Thurston is starting to wear off
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I fell right into the trap
any player who sprints to first on a walk is clearly too good to be true
I'm on it
but he’s not swinging well now, so why the heck play him every day when you have an option.
I’m still on it.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
I'm on the Thurston for SECOND base bandwagon
Although the Skip experiment isn’t horrible
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
How do we know that Barden has cooled off Dan?
tell me, please!
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Jeebus! Thurston that was a sad swing
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I think he swung after the ball was already caught by the catcher
it was bizarre.
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he could have started his swing when the pitch was released
and not crossed the plate till the ball was in the mit…his swing is that long
So did Carp
/too soon?
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
TLR can use a reliever for two innings in this game
but needs 4 to go 4 innings in a 6 run differential. I’m confused.
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I hope not
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
this better work out
I want Kmac on the mound though so +1
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
The Genius is not to be question.
The Genius is to be observed and sometimes documented by famous authors.
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
*questioned
sorry, Albert and I had the same English teacher.
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I think KMac is the right choice
but the logic seems inconsistent from game to game.
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Pitcher-hitter individual matchup statistics
STOP DAN PLEASE!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!
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Do you bleed or leak?
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to let you humans relate.
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Kmac will get Nyjer out
I am calling it
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
I like that this comment showed up on my screen
after he was walked.
Well played sir, well played.
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guess I was wrong
oh so wrong
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
You do know
the odds are against you
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
check that number
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i wouldn't play the lotto anytime soon son
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
The pirates on the other hand...
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
i'm playing against you at the craps table
hopefully, at the Casino Queeeen!
by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, but he was right.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
YAY for ME
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
stop it. just stop it
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Jesus Skip
stop trying to recreate the Scott Rolen-He Sop Choi incident
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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
3 x 99.99
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
that was HUGE
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
And Morgan... same pitch, too!
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Why are you taking Kmac out?
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
Soonerfan
That play right there by Skip was for you.
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He can't hear you
no players under the age of 25 did anything wrong yet.
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Just trying to use my eyes and avoid those new-fangled metrics.
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Are you saying he is money?
Literally, you are.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
if the pirates should sweep a team (some other team, obvs), shouldn't it be called
a SWAB?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Aye
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
And when they steal it should be called “them-ing”
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
pillaging?
sp?
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
For every DP
99.99 is donated to cardinals care
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
Really?
It’s a donation to Cardinals Care everytime they turn a DP.
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotcha
you can’t get Mike and John on the radio?
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm Ray Vincent
That voice still haunts me in my sleep…
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife sings along
with every jingle on KTRS. It annoys me how.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
Whatever Dan and Al
Skip had plenty of time to make that throw. It was just a bad throw.
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Guess what
I predicted that Kmac would get Nyjer Morgan out and then I took it back when he walked him but I should not have done that. CUS he just did get him out. So I was right the first time! SWEEEET!
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
self pats
you were still wrong. He got Sanchez out, Morgan was put out by the D.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
upon further review
I retract my last statement.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it depends on how you look at it
Kmac threw the pitch after all
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
Watch out for the Open Stance,
Diner.
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If an Open Stance player gets hit by a pitch
on the inside corner, does it count as moving into the way of the pitch?
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't remember the last time I saw a HBP called against the batter.
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Although a strikeout from the open stance
still looks like a strikeout from a closed stance. Funny thing.
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I swear they could get away in paying the guy with Cheeseburgers
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I will gladly get an out for you tomorrow
for a cheeseburger today
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Denny's that is
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
out of the ground came-a bubbling crude
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
get that man a ham steak!
and a bag of chips!
and . . .
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
A steak sandwhich
and a……steak sandwhich
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
and a kielbasa for local flavor.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
funny, she makes me want something entirely different
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
didn't the infamous diet coke commercial of 10 years ago do that?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Does a man licking himself turn women on?
If so, I just learned my new bar technique
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
and what he's licking?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
that's what she said
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
someone has to push really hard on your back
not that I would know or anything.
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
see: Brendan Ryan
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm with you
me neither
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Starring gdm.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec for an LOL
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
alright let's make this happen
is there a camera man or gal in the house?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
I don't do that sort of work.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
but it's ART
it will be tasteful & stuff
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
you gals have Skippy getting all dirty most days
what more could you ask for?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
I do enjoy
Skip getting dirty most days. BTW, gdm426, I made brownies after last night’s depressing game and they were extra fudgy good today. Ymmm!
ever heard of FedEx?
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Sorry, can't do it - I'm a vegetarian too.
Just kidding!! An ad with me eating a cheeseburger would probably be a good ad for PETA.
by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
For some females
it is. Why do you have to be so heteronormative? (A real word.)
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Your mom is heteronormative
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
you have cleared a new linguistic trail on the boards.
the search function says.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I find the concept to be naively counter-intuitive
Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Not saying to get rid of
her ad. Just want those of us attracted to men to get our own ad, played 32 times per game.
Classic underachiever.
Ah, but that's the thing
What would you say the male:female ratio is for viewership of the average baseball game? Let’s be conservative and say 60:40. The ads are targeting men because that’s what men are watching. Does the Padma commercial see any air time during Grey’s or Gilmore Girls? I wouldn’t know. Maybe there’s a “hot guy” commercial playing during those shows.
P.S. – Your husband is totally lucky to have found a wife who’s into baseball.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
I get it. It just gets old. Really, the thing that drives me nuts about the ad is what she is saying. It’s ridiculous. Who sneaks out BEFORE dinner?
Who do you think turned my husband into a baseball fan? :)
Classic underachiever.
That gets me too
It reminds me of high school, when I would sneak out for a bacon cheeseburger.
Her mother must’ve been a worse cook than mine.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
I guess I might be distracted when it's on
That’s what it sounds like.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Distracted
trying to figure out how she was married to Salman Rushdie.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
It's horrifying...
…Question…My wife does this all the time, but do you, like, physically recoils when you mention what old, ugly dudes various female celebs are married to/dating? I know that’s a typical guy reaction, does it apply to females as well?
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by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Just throwing this out there...
Let’s say Scarlett Johansson was married to Larry King. Describe your reaction.
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by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Douglas
and what’s her name is about as horrifying as it gets for me.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
VOMIT
But she’s married to Ryan Fuckin’ Reynolds, and that should indicate my thoughts on him.
Classic underachiever.
Touche
Good ol’ Van Wilder
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it wierd if I'm 38, going on 39...
…and actually don’t hate that movie?
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by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I enjoyed it
I was 17 when I saw it in the theaters on a band trip, but it made me laugh
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Might be the least funniest actor
out there, if it wasn’t for the fact Dane Cook does movies now.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
/not actually just being an ass
I hate dane cook. but do enjoy ryan reynolds.
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I hate Dane Cook so much....
I wish I were a little person so I could punch him in the junk
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I hate to admit it
I actually think Larry the Cable Guy’s stand-up is kinda funny. The way he sets you up for one thing, then gives you another, it’s kinda funny. I hate him the person. I hate the idea of Larry the Cable Guy. I hate everyone saying “Git-r-dun.” But I can’t say I hate his standup.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
He's an idiot
not an actor.
(I’ve never seen a Larry movie, truth be told.)
I had a lot of hope for Reynolds (the next Chevy Chase — still on coke — is how I used to describe him) but the guys has shown zero range/talent in the last six years.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
Chevy Chase in Dirty Work
Hilarious
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
My daughter, who is 11
Once made me watch a Dane Cook special. Not having a clue who the hell Dan Cook was, I sat down and watched it. She laughed the first F-word she heard. I told her to leave the room and continued watching it myself. Five seconds later I was right behind her, saying the following two things:
1. You are too young for this stuff.
2. Dane Cook is criminally not funny. I’m actually more mad at you for watching bad crude comedy specials than just any crude comedy special.
She told me he was “Hilarious LOlz” and that he was “Hawt!” Fuck my life.
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm torn on him....
My brother introduced me to his “Retaliation” CD and I thought he was pretty funny, so I had high hopes.
Since then I’ve watched every special I’ve had a chance to see and have found each one to be incredibly dull and I tend to change the channel after about 10 minutes.
And those 10 minutes are simply because I keep hoping it’ll be as good as “Retaliation” was.
So I guess in my mind, Dane Cook is a comedy one-hit wonder.
A cringe
Followed by finding a mirror, staring into, and wondering if it would be worth it to be Larry King’s old crusty ass.
Then I realize that I’m not 10,000 and decide it’s okay.
Yes, I would think all of that. You have absolutely no idea how crazy I really am.
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Dennys is a smart man
Knowing that two lefties were up, he allowed McLouth to single and got LaRoche out. That way, he doesn’t have to sit on the bench waiting to pitch to LaRoche the next inning.
Clever bastard has Tone all figured out.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
his bacon cheeseburger was gonna get all cold in the bullpen.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Nice.
Your move, Genius.
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
IT WORKED AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
yes
grit
that’s the innuendo I was looking for
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That play
will have skip sliding into first the rest of his career.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Was he safe because of the slide?
or was it closer because of the slide?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
because of
the 1b ump is from the School of Grit
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The only thing we can know for sure
is that it was grittier because of the slide.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, yeah! Two on for Pujols!
Insurance runs, please!!
by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Can't teach an old dog new tricks, I guess
He should slide around 1st on a HR trot sometime
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Shane really swings hard
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
Would a propotional bobble head
be able to bobble?
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I was gonna say
it’d league the lead in BORBHF.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
And in BAFFTAR
[/I have no idea what your acronym stands for]
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Bobbles over replacement bobble head figure.
It’s a long neck joke… Dude’s only 5’9" so it’s not like I can make jokes about him getting all the high leaves left behind by the lesser necked.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's from the future.
His timing is off.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
he may be
but, I like the way that worked out.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
he really is in a funk right now
though i found it interesting that on mike and mike this morning, jason stark said the sexiest storyline in baseball was pujols attempt at the triple crown
I call jinx
Damn that Stark.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Insurance Runs!!!!!!!!!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
Jack Wilson has an unassisted triple play, right?
Just thought about Albert hitting into one, then he’d have two. Unheard of.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I’ve been holding that one in for about a week.
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, where are you using your computer again?
nevermind, don’t want to know.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Suck on that, BABIP!!!
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
5-1
nice
tough to throw Pujols the same pitch four times in a row and not have him put the bat on the ball
As you can clearly see
Barden has cooled off.
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Embarassing at bat for Barden
maybe that’s why we haven’t seen him lately
Of course Barden struck out
It’s hard to get into playing shape after hibernation
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man screw the pirates defense
he has not been getting
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
IBBing Molina to face Rasmus
You will pay for this Burnett
If nothing else
A psycho robot will attack him in his sleep
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
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by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome - IBB Yadi to get to Colby
Make ’em pay!!
by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Are they IBB Molina
to get TO THE GUY THAT HIT IT IN THE RIVER!?!?!?!?!?!
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
Let's get serious, Colby
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????
WTF? IBBing Molina to get to Rasmus? That makes no fuggin sense at all
Pirates fans now know what it’s like to root for a team managed by TLR….
It does make sense
for the purpose of a lefty lefty matchup
uhh, he's a loogy, right?
colby is lh. yadi rh.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
at least he's killing the ball
they have to fall sometime
by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Colby hits another one hard...
And we get screwed again…The pirates are not this good, this might be their world series…
It is criminal
that Rasmus is 1-4 this game. He has destroyed the ball
Hate the Pirate OF'ers
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
Hate the Pirates
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the Pirates
as far as opponents go, I find them far more tolerable than the Brewers or Cubs.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
They're playing up as well
Spectacular defensive plays, Nyjer Morgan turning into Ted Williams, etc.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
TLR's teams seem to do this
I managed to see the Cards lose to the Royals three times last year in person
hijack my yacht, will you?
bastards. with your looting and pillaging ways.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Edmondsesque
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
it'll be like watching
a less hatable JD Drew
by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor Reyes
Tony didn’t like his gaming the system.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Skip in RF?
DO NOT WANT.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
It's the Duncan effect
by playing in RF, he’s on the same side of the field as he would be in the IF.
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
perhaps you'd prefer stavinoha back in your cell, highness.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i don't care what duncan smells like! get in there, you big hairy shortstop!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Looks like Colby wears his bill flat and his hat a bit crooked
I love this kid
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
Doh!
Schu wont be fooled at all.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Schu
wont be fooled period
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
really nice play by Schu
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
That would have been a triple
for Colby if Moss hadn’t caught it.
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Brandon Moss would be the league MVP if he played us every game
and Nyjer Morgan would win a batting title
And everybody would win a gold glove
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
ya
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
I've never seen Motte and thought
Yeah, he’s loose.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Razzle Dazzle
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
Liam and me
we gonna fuck you up, mon.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Before this gets flagged
Big Lebowski quotes people. Google before you flag.
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i figgered. i was just gonna let it go.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I'm going to flag you for thinking this board doesn't know its Lebowski!!
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've never understood the appeal of that movie.
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I'd flag you back but you can't see it.
And I be real smart. That’s what these here degrees from SIUE tells me.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
I can't explain it
But the more I watch it, the funnier it gets. And it’s one of those movies my friends and I can sit around and quote for hours on end.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe you had to have been a drunk
in the late 90’s/early 2000’s to get it. but damn, does it work. Every interaction in life can draw a Lebowski quote.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
It's like that situation with the camel f'er in Iraq
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I had six roommates for two years in undergrad
Two of them spent a summer there and watched that movie every single day, they both had elaborate theories about it. It’s pretty entertaining when you’re watching it with two dudes arguing over different angles.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
i've never seen it
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
Go fucking rent it.
Don’t comment again until you do.
/extremism
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
Jesus.
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You said it man
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I too dabbled in pacifism once
not in ’Nam, of course.
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Greene reminds me of a slghtly less giant Joe Mather in terms of build
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
thanks for the correction. i was puzzled.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
khalil looks like he's going to walk down the yellow brick road with dorothy, lion, and the tin man.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
What is this yellow-brick road of which you speak?
This is a joke. I know you’re talking about Lord of the Rings.
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He looks kinda like a cousin of mine in his GD pic
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Andy LaRoche's stock dropped
quick. What happened with that guy?
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
For a while under Littlefield
I thought they existed solely to help out the Yankees
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
And the Cubs
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
and the Cubs
with that terrible Aramis Ramirez trade
the first thing they do when you're with the Pirates if you have talent
is to trade you for 3 guys that don’t
by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
big talk from fans of the team who traded
jack wilson for christensen.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
who
is this Jack Wilson you speak of? Surely he hasnt done anything since we got rid of his worthless self.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
not like we ever needed a middle infielder in the last ten years.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
selective memory
and i like it that way. keeps me smiling.
by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
LaRoche is pretty decent
And some of the pitchers they got back could turn out OK. Bay’s contract was expiring and he was coming off of the worst full season of his ML career.
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It isn't a dream
they really did call up Nick Stavinoha.
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
It would be tacky NOT to
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
uh oh. franklin got nyjer morgan out.
this will finally turn the tide of reluctant cards fans.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!
It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan
We don't need a second baseman
just put Albert out there
Only if he can bat twice in the lineup
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
that is a wonderful idea
Tony just might be crazy enough to try it
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't he once?
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Winnners!!!!!!!!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
That's a winner.
Thank the maker.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
After much careful observation,
I’ve decided that winning feels better than losing.
by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Gotta love the Ryan Franklin-DanNAl Bromance
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
That felt like the end of one of those patented 2006 8-game losing streaks
I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain
21-14, laydeez and gents.
.600 baseball.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
HE SUCKS!
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The second rule of Franklin
is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FRANKLIN!
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln
I just want to tell you both good luck.
We’re all counting on you.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
There’s never a bad excuse to quote Airplane.
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon
by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If Denver and Houston both played in the WCF
would the NBA force them to play on NBA TV?
by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
Colby
is never going to make Web Gems until he learns how to dive. Just kidding, I love the way he makes it look easy and remains upright at the same time.
the reason for Skip's finishing move to first base
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see any of the game, except for one highlight...
And I’ve just got to say that Colby JACKED that homer. That’s two balls that he’s gotten all of this year, now.
This team is terrible and has no hope of playing competitive baseball this year
The defense is awful, the offense can’t ever score any runs. All this hype on Rasmus what’s he done? Minor league power my ass, he’s a AAAA player. The bullpen couldn’t hold a lead to save its life, well maybe it could if the defense didn’t suck so much. When are we going to trade Schumaker what in hell is he good for?!? This ownership group doesn’t care about winning, Moz is just a dork they hired to be their puppet boy. We’ll be in last place in 24 hours.
Wait, wrong day?
Not afraid to nitpick
winning is a salve that balms many a wound
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
Quite a logjam at the top of the NL Central
Having four teams within 0.5 games of each other 1/5 way through the season is one thing; having them all be .588 or better is another. The Cards, Brewers, Reds, and Cubs would all be leading or tied for the lead in each division but the AL East and NL West. The NL Central has half of the eight 20+ win teams in baseball right now, and two of the other four (Toronto and the Dodgers) have played more games than our four. We also have the best last place team by record except for the A’s, who are at the bottom of the teensy-weensy four-team AL West.
Best division in baseball? No, to my mind that’s still pretty clearly the AL East. But we’re number two. WE’RE NUMBER TWO!! WE’RE NUMBER TWO!!
by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
AL East?
The AL East has two teams over .500, one at .500, and two below .500.
The NL Central has four above .500 and two below .500.
Let’s look at it this way:
AL East – 7 games over with 5 teams – avg. = 1.4 games over
AL Central – 6 games under with 5 teams – avg = 1.2 games under
AL West – 1 game over with 4 teams – avg. = .25 games over
NL East – 7 games under with 5 teams – avg. = 1.4 games under
NL Central – 18 games over with 6 teams – avg. = 3 games over
NL West – 9 games under with 5 teams – avg. 1.8 games under
I’d say that the NL Central has been, by far, the best division this year.
Yes, this year so far
but it’s pretty clear that the AL East is a much tougher division.
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions
How so? Really?
4 of the teams in the NL Central are currently on win streaks of two or more games, while the other two just finished up playing each other.
The AL East has one team on a win streak of two or more and two on losing streaks of two or more.
The AL East has three teams with more runs scored than against, thus making an above .500 Pythagorean win percentage.
The NL Central has 4 such teams, with another only 4 runs under, giving them a .500 Pythag.
You can't just look at this seasons performance
Boston, New York and Tamba Bay are all arguably better than any team in the NL Central in terms of true talent level.
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Just looking at overall records isn't an ideal way to do it,
because it doesn’t take into account who they’re playing. Just by the numbers in your post one would conclude that the AL West is far better than the NL East (the average over/under difference between those two divisions is actually larger than between the AL East and NL Central). Obviously the Nats bring the NL East down, but overall I don’t know too many people who would call the AL West better at all, let alone far better, than the NL East.
by BTown Birds fan on May 15, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Great threads, CN. Power was out in a storm, so I leave it to you to recreate the game.
Power unaffected in the dismal losses – naturally. Can the moderators give an award for the best post per game? Maybe toss in the winners and have a weekly drawing for merchandise or some such.
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Both of Rasmus' homers this year have been bombs
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
This was our first win in Pittsburgh
in 6 tries.
That should never happen. If it ever happens again, fire the manager….no matter what year it is and who he is.
by Hardcore Legend on May 15, 2009 3:41 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

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