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Game 35 Overflow

Prolific little commenters tonight. Let's finish this off crew -- no sweeps allowed.

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So roomy!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Caption on the photo

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Gene J. Puskar = Robot

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like robot's name

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

R Cmon yee redbirds

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

kid tested, robot approved

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets get some more runs!

The serious inning is over, lets finish this one.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

good at bat by Greene so far

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

down to 244 thurston is

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So much for my thinking

Rasmus has no power (although 2 HRs still isn’t a lot, how it left the stadium was) and was just a slightly better Skip

by DiscoJer on May 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I fell right into the trap

any player who sprints to first on a walk is clearly too good to be true

by Cuttah on May 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on it

but he’s not swinging well now, so why the heck play him every day when you have an option.

I’m still on it.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on the Thurston for SECOND base bandwagon

Although the Skip experiment isn’t horrible

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only

because Albert hasn’t gotten hurt. Yet.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was

Its very rare that long time minor leagers that have never shown real power suddenly take off at the MLB level.

by DriverZn on May 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do we know that Barden has cooled off Dan?

tell me, please!

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe

that was demonstrated to be incorrect in the last thread, at least relative to Thursty’s current state of coolness.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

he never plays, how can you expect him to do well

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did Carp

/too soon?

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR can use a reliever for two innings in this game

but needs 4 to go 4 innings in a 6 run differential. I’m confused.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope not

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

and boyer

in the 9th

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we do

it means we score a lot of runs in the top, and I’m oh-so down for that.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

this better work out

I want Kmac on the mound though so +1

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Genius is not to be question.

The Genius is to be observed and sometimes documented by famous authors.

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

*questioned

sorry, Albert and I had the same English teacher.

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think KMac is the right choice

but the logic seems inconsistent from game to game.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitcher-hitter individual matchup statistics

STOP DAN PLEASE!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you bleed or leak?

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kmac will get Nyjer out

I am calling it

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that this comment showed up on my screen

after he was walked.

Well played sir, well played.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess I was wrong

oh so wrong

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do know

the odds are against you

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

check that number

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't play the lotto anytime soon son

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pirates on the other hand...

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, but he was right.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY for ME

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop it. just stop it

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Phwew.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost $100

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Skip

stop trying to recreate the Scott Rolen-He Sop Choi incident

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

3 x 99.99

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

that was HUGE

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are you taking Kmac out?

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Soonerfan

That play right there by Skip was for you.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you saying he is money?

Literally, you are.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the pirates should sweep a team (some other team, obvs), shouldn't it be called

a SWAB?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Aye

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

And when they steal it should be called “them-ing”

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

pillaging?

sp?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone care to explain?

The 99.99 deal whenever a DP is produced? I’m all sorts of confused.

by vexedtechie on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

For every DP

99.99 is donated to cardinals care

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

…crazy thing about living in Indiana. Don’t get to hear a ton about Cardinals charities.

by vexedtechie on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in Fort Wayne...

Northern Indiana blows. I see nothing but Cubs Blue all the time…

by vexedtechie on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

From

American Equity Mortage. </sing songy voice>

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Ray Vincent

That voice still haunts me in my sleep…

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife sings along

with every jingle on KTRS. It annoys me how.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever Dan and Al

Skip had plenty of time to make that throw. It was just a bad throw.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess what

I predicted that Kmac would get Nyjer Morgan out and then I took it back when he walked him but I should not have done that. CUS he just did get him out. So I was right the first time! SWEEEET!

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

self pats

you were still wrong. He got Sanchez out, Morgan was put out by the D.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're wrong.

K-Mac threw out Morgan at 2b.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

upon further review

I retract my last statement.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on how you look at it

Kmac threw the pitch after all

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch out for the Open Stance,

Diner.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Although a strikeout from the open stance

still looks like a strikeout from a closed stance. Funny thing.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear they could get away in paying the guy with Cheeseburgers

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will gladly get an out for you tomorrow

for a cheeseburger today

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Denny's that is

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

out of the ground came-a bubbling crude

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOONS OVER MY LOOGY!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

get that man a ham steak!

and a bag of chips!
and . . .

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a kielbasa for local flavor.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three orange whips!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i may be a vegetarian

but Padma really makes me want a cheeseburger

by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

funny, she makes me want something entirely different

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see

the female-targeted equivalent of that ad.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't the infamous diet coke commercial of 10 years ago do that?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did

that man lick himself? I don’t think so.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does a man licking himself turn women on?

If so, I just learned my new bar technique

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha.

Depends on the man.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and what he's licking?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh lord.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

That is also what she said.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

see: Brendan Ryan

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starring gdm.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Rec for an LOL

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason

i wanna see that ad

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright let's make this happen

is there a camera man or gal in the house?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't do that sort of work.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it's ART

it will be tasteful & stuff

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gals have Skippy getting all dirty most days

what more could you ask for?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have heard

my demand. That is all.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do enjoy

Skip getting dirty most days. BTW, gdm426, I made brownies after last night’s depressing game and they were extra fudgy good today. Ymmm!

by cardsgirl95 on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever heard of FedEx?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's just mean

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I just couldn’t resist.

by cardsgirl95 on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, can't do it - I'm a vegetarian too.

Just kidding!! An ad with me eating a cheeseburger would probably be a good ad for PETA.

by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some females

it is. Why do you have to be so heteronormative? (A real word.)

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your mom is heteronormative

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO

I never thought I’d read that sentence….

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most moms are.

Not all. But most.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have cleared a new linguistic trail on the boards.

the search function says.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find the concept to be naively counter-intuitive

Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not saying to get rid of

her ad. Just want those of us attracted to men to get our own ad, played 32 times per game.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, but that's the thing

What would you say the male:female ratio is for viewership of the average baseball game? Let’s be conservative and say 60:40. The ads are targeting men because that’s what men are watching. Does the Padma commercial see any air time during Grey’s or Gilmore Girls? I wouldn’t know. Maybe there’s a “hot guy” commercial playing during those shows.

P.S. – Your husband is totally lucky to have found a wife who’s into baseball.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I get it. It just gets old. Really, the thing that drives me nuts about the ad is what she is saying. It’s ridiculous. Who sneaks out BEFORE dinner?

Who do you think turned my husband into a baseball fan? :)

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That gets me too

It reminds me of high school, when I would sneak out for a bacon cheeseburger.

Her mother must’ve been a worse cook than mine.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!

But I don’t think that’s what she’s saying.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I might be distracted when it's on

That’s what it sounds like.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Distracted

trying to figure out how she was married to Salman Rushdie.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

is brilliant, but yeah, I don’t get that either.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's horrifying...

…Question…My wife does this all the time, but do you, like, physically recoils when you mention what old, ugly dudes various female celebs are married to/dating? I know that’s a typical guy reaction, does it apply to females as well?

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Unless it’s an old, hot dude, like Harrison Ford.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just throwing this out there...

Let’s say Scarlett Johansson was married to Larry King. Describe your reaction.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Douglas

and what’s her name is about as horrifying as it gets for me.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gross.

So, so gross.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

CZJ?

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

VOMIT

But she’s married to Ryan Fuckin’ Reynolds, and that should indicate my thoughts on him.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche

Good ol’ Van Wilder

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was

sorta padded there. He got frickin’ ripped over the next few films.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it wierd if I'm 38, going on 39...

…and actually don’t hate that movie?

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not bad

just unbelievably formulaic.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it

I was 17 when I saw it in the theaters on a band trip, but it made me laugh

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be the least funniest actor

out there, if it wasn’t for the fact Dane Cook does movies now.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

/not actually just being an ass

I hate dane cook. but do enjoy ryan reynolds.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Dane Cook so much....

I wish I were a little person so I could punch him in the junk

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best

reason I’ve ever heard for having a kid.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Psssh.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worse

than Larry the Cable Guy?!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly,

not watching him for his mad skillz.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to admit it

I actually think Larry the Cable Guy’s stand-up is kinda funny. The way he sets you up for one thing, then gives you another, it’s kinda funny. I hate him the person. I hate the idea of Larry the Cable Guy. I hate everyone saying “Git-r-dun.” But I can’t say I hate his standup.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's an idiot

not an actor.

(I’ve never seen a Larry movie, truth be told.)

I had a lot of hope for Reynolds (the next Chevy Chase — still on coke — is how I used to describe him) but the guys has shown zero range/talent in the last six years.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chevy Chase in Dirty Work

Hilarious

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

My daughter, who is 11

Once made me watch a Dane Cook special. Not having a clue who the hell Dan Cook was, I sat down and watched it. She laughed the first F-word she heard. I told her to leave the room and continued watching it myself. Five seconds later I was right behind her, saying the following two things:

1. You are too young for this stuff.
2. Dane Cook is criminally not funny. I’m actually more mad at you for watching bad crude comedy specials than just any crude comedy special.

She told me he was “Hilarious LOlz” and that he was “Hawt!” Fuck my life.

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm torn on him....

My brother introduced me to his “Retaliation” CD and I thought he was pretty funny, so I had high hopes.

Since then I’ve watched every special I’ve had a chance to see and have found each one to be incredibly dull and I tend to change the channel after about 10 minutes.

And those 10 minutes are simply because I keep hoping it’ll be as good as “Retaliation” was.

So I guess in my mind, Dane Cook is a comedy one-hit wonder.

by mtalken on May 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

A cringe

Followed by finding a mirror, staring into, and wondering if it would be worth it to be Larry King’s old crusty ass.

Then I realize that I’m not 10,000 and decide it’s okay.

Yes, I would think all of that. You have absolutely no idea how crazy I really am.

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dennys is a smart man

Knowing that two lefties were up, he allowed McLouth to single and got LaRoche out. That way, he doesn’t have to sit on the bench waiting to pitch to LaRoche the next inning.

Clever bastard has Tone all figured out.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

his bacon cheeseburger was gonna get all cold in the bullpen.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Your move, Genius.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Headfirst slide!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

But he looks so good doing it.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

grit

that’s the innuendo I was looking for

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing like a man

in a dirty uniform.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That play

will have skip sliding into first the rest of his career.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Skippy!!!

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Was he safe because of the slide?

or was it closer because of the slide?

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

because of

the 1b ump is from the School of Grit

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing we can know for sure

is that it was grittier because of the slide.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can't teach an old dog new tricks, I guess

He should slide around 1st on a HR trot sometime

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Shane really swings hard

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

what does Robinson weigh?

it can’t be more than 160lbs, right?

by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Would a propotional bobble head

be able to bobble?

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would

just tip over.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say

it’d league the lead in BORBHF.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And in BAFFTAR

[/I have no idea what your acronym stands for]

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am so lost,

but I think the BHF is bobble head factor.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobbles over replacement bobble head figure.

It’s a long neck joke… Dude’s only 5’9" so it’s not like I can make jokes about him getting all the high leaves left behind by the lesser necked.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mine was totally meaningless.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's from the future.

His timing is off.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Ha.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he may be

but, I like the way that worked out.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he really is in a funk right now

though i found it interesting that on mike and mike this morning, jason stark said the sexiest storyline in baseball was pujols attempt at the triple crown

by VolsnCards5 on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call jinx

Damn that Stark.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Insurance Runs!!!!!!!!!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Jack Wilson has an unassisted triple play, right?

Just thought about Albert hitting into one, then he’d have two. Unheard of.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I’ve been holding that one in for about a week.

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, where are you using your computer again?

nevermind, don’t want to know.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck on that, BABIP!!!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

5-1

nice

tough to throw Pujols the same pitch four times in a row and not have him put the bat on the ball

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Embarassing at bat for Barden

maybe that’s why we haven’t seen him lately

by Cuttah on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course Barden struck out

It’s hard to get into playing shape after hibernation

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

man screw the pirates defense

he has not been getting

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

Colby gets his first multi-HR game here.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If nothing else

A psycho robot will attack him in his sleep

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

KILL MODE

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby

We don’t slack now, we make them pay.

by The_teague on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get serious, Colby

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

????

WTF? IBBing Molina to get to Rasmus? That makes no fuggin sense at all

Pirates fans now know what it’s like to root for a team managed by TLR….

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It does make sense

for the purpose of a lefty lefty matchup

by Cuttah on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhh, he's a loogy, right?

colby is lh. yadi rh.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Brandon Moss

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT!

That was a nice piece of hitting, too.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby hits another one hard...

And we get screwed again…The pirates are not this good, this might be their world series…

by The_teague on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

It is criminal

that Rasmus is 1-4 this game. He has destroyed the ball

by Cuttah on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hate the Pirate OF'ers

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hate the Pirates

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the Pirates

as far as opponents go, I find them far more tolerable than the Brewers or Cubs.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

we’re just playing down to them recently

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're playing up as well

Spectacular defensive plays, Nyjer Morgan turning into Ted Williams, etc.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR's teams seem to do this

I managed to see the Cards lose to the Royals three times last year in person

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hijack my yacht, will you?

bastards. with your looting and pillaging ways.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edmondsesque

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Reyes

Tony didn’t like his gaming the system.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip in RF?

DO NOT WANT.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

man

just let the guy concentrate on the infield already

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Duncan effect

by playing in RF, he’s on the same side of the field as he would be in the IF.

by Hardcore Legend on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps you'd prefer stavinoha back in your cell, highness.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care what duncan smells like! get in there, you big hairy shortstop!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Colby wears his bill flat and his hat a bit crooked

I love this kid

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't stand that look

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robinson

wont be fooled again

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Doh!

Schu wont be fooled at all.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Schu

wont be fooled period

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play

Schu.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

really nice play by Schu

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And everybody would win a gold glove

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It's

so weird seeing a CFer who makes routine plays look routine.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Razzle Dazzle

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Chavez...

…looks kinda pedophile-ish.

by vexedtechie on May 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Liam and me

we gonna fuck you up, mon.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were gonna fuck you in the ass on Saturday

we’ll fuck you in the ass on Wednesday instead.

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before this gets flagged

Big Lebowski quotes people. Google before you flag.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i figgered. i was just gonna let it go.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to flag you for thinking this board doesn't know its Lebowski!!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FLAGGED!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd flag you back but you can't see it.

And I be real smart. That’s what these here degrees from SIUE tells me.

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was smart enough

to realize that degree wasn’t necessary.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't explain it

But the more I watch it, the funnier it gets. And it’s one of those movies my friends and I can sit around and quote for hours on end.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you had to have been a drunk

in the late 90’s/early 2000’s to get it. but damn, does it work. Every interaction in life can draw a Lebowski quote.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like that situation with the camel f'er in Iraq

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of us

should’ve probably referred to the Pirates as the men in the black pajamas… Worthy fucking adversary, Dude.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had six roommates for two years in undergrad

Two of them spent a summer there and watched that movie every single day, they both had elaborate theories about it. It’s pretty entertaining when you’re watching it with two dudes arguing over different angles.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

obviously, you’re not a golfer

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i've never seen it

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go fucking rent it.

Don’t comment again until you do.

/extremism

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You said it man

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He fixes the cable?

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I too dabbled in pacifism once

not in ’Nam, of course.

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene, Tyler

that is

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by azruavatar on May 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the correction. i was puzzled.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

khalil looks like he's going to walk down the yellow brick road with dorothy, lion, and the tin man.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is this yellow-brick road of which you speak?

This is a joke. I know you’re talking about Lord of the Rings.

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks kinda like a cousin of mine in his GD pic

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a while under Littlefield

I thought they existed solely to help out the Yankees

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Cubs

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the Cubs

with that terrible Aramis Ramirez trade

by Cuttah on May 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

big talk from fans of the team who traded

jack wilson for christensen.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

who

is this Jack Wilson you speak of? Surely he hasnt done anything since we got rid of his worthless self.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

not like we ever needed a middle infielder in the last ten years.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

selective memory

and i like it that way. keeps me smiling.

by Expatcardfan on May 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRoche is pretty decent

And some of the pitchers they got back could turn out OK. Bay’s contract was expiring and he was coming off of the worst full season of his ML career.

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

One more strike

comeonnow

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

uh oh. franklin got nyjer morgan out.

this will finally turn the tide of reluctant cards fans.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

by gdm426 on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Only if he can bat twice in the lineup

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is a wonderful idea

Tony just might be crazy enough to try it

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't he once?

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winnners!!!!!!!!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a winner.

Thank the maker.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

winner

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

After much careful observation,

I’ve decided that winning feels better than losing.

by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Gotta love the Ryan Franklin-DanNAl Bromance

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

TAW

way to avoid the sweep

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

That felt like the end of one of those patented 2006 8-game losing streaks

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on May 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

21-14, laydeez and gents.

.600 baseball.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on May 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo hoo!

/Homer Simpson

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin

1-2-3

it’s like he’s suddenly become boring, by which I mean good

by nota bene on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhh!

The first rule of Franklin is DON’T TALK ABOUT FRANKLIN!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE SUCKS!

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on May 14, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRING BACK IZZY!

THIS GUY STINKS!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on May 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The second rule of Franklin

is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FRANKLIN!

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

"If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln

by stlwcards on May 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to tell you both good luck.

We’re all counting on you.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on May 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd

There’s never a bad excuse to quote Airplane.

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby

is never going to make Web Gems until he learns how to dive. Just kidding, I love the way he makes it look easy and remains upright at the same time.

by cardsgirl95 on May 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

the reason for Skip's finishing move to first base

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see any of the game, except for one highlight...

And I’ve just got to say that Colby JACKED that homer. That’s two balls that he’s gotten all of this year, now.

by stlfan on May 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

This team is terrible and has no hope of playing competitive baseball this year

The defense is awful, the offense can’t ever score any runs. All this hype on Rasmus what’s he done? Minor league power my ass, he’s a AAAA player. The bullpen couldn’t hold a lead to save its life, well maybe it could if the defense didn’t suck so much. When are we going to trade Schumaker what in hell is he good for?!? This ownership group doesn’t care about winning, Moz is just a dork they hired to be their puppet boy. We’ll be in last place in 24 hours.

Wait, wrong day?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Quite a logjam at the top of the NL Central

Having four teams within 0.5 games of each other 1/5 way through the season is one thing; having them all be .588 or better is another. The Cards, Brewers, Reds, and Cubs would all be leading or tied for the lead in each division but the AL East and NL West. The NL Central has half of the eight 20+ win teams in baseball right now, and two of the other four (Toronto and the Dodgers) have played more games than our four. We also have the best last place team by record except for the A’s, who are at the bottom of the teensy-weensy four-team AL West.
Best division in baseball? No, to my mind that’s still pretty clearly the AL East. But we’re number two. WE’RE NUMBER TWO!! WE’RE NUMBER TWO!!

by BTown Birds fan on May 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

AL East?

The AL East has two teams over .500, one at .500, and two below .500.

The NL Central has four above .500 and two below .500.

Let’s look at it this way:
AL East – 7 games over with 5 teams – avg. = 1.4 games over
AL Central – 6 games under with 5 teams – avg = 1.2 games under
AL West – 1 game over with 4 teams – avg. = .25 games over
NL East – 7 games under with 5 teams – avg. = 1.4 games under
NL Central – 18 games over with 6 teams – avg. = 3 games over
NL West – 9 games under with 5 teams – avg. 1.8 games under

I’d say that the NL Central has been, by far, the best division this year.

by stlfan on May 15, 2009 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, this year so far

but it’s pretty clear that the AL East is a much tougher division.

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

How so? Really?

4 of the teams in the NL Central are currently on win streaks of two or more games, while the other two just finished up playing each other.

The AL East has one team on a win streak of two or more and two on losing streaks of two or more.

The AL East has three teams with more runs scored than against, thus making an above .500 Pythagorean win percentage.

The NL Central has 4 such teams, with another only 4 runs under, giving them a .500 Pythag.

by stlfan on May 15, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't just look at this seasons performance

Boston, New York and Tamba Bay are all arguably better than any team in the NL Central in terms of true talent level.

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on May 15, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just looking at overall records isn't an ideal way to do it,

because it doesn’t take into account who they’re playing. Just by the numbers in your post one would conclude that the AL West is far better than the NL East (the average over/under difference between those two divisions is actually larger than between the AL East and NL Central). Obviously the Nats bring the NL East down, but overall I don’t know too many people who would call the AL West better at all, let alone far better, than the NL East.

by BTown Birds fan on May 15, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great threads, CN. Power was out in a storm, so I leave it to you to recreate the game.

Power unaffected in the dismal losses – naturally. Can the moderators give an award for the best post per game? Maybe toss in the winners and have a weekly drawing for merchandise or some such.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 14, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

This was our first win in Pittsburgh

in 6 tries.

That should never happen. If it ever happens again, fire the manager….no matter what year it is and who he is.

by Hardcore Legend on May 15, 2009 3:41 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

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