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Good Morning

I'm really sorry, everybody—I've been putting in all of the work I shirked through my first three years of college over the course of this current semester, and all the work I shirked throughout this semester in the last two weeks. As a result, I have nothing for you this morning, except a lengthy and ill-formed set of short-answers about anthropology. 

So consider this an open thread. As far as a prompt goes, a question I discussed with somebody a while back: What is a slump? You can imagine who we were talking about when this came up.

Obviously players have slumps, in the empirical sense—they don't hit 1-4 every day when they're .250 hitters, after all. But are they mental, when they aren't physical? Are they random chance? Are they the result of certain skill-sets, such as Ank's bizarre combination of a fastball-slow bat and terrible strike zone control, being predisposed to extended bouts with futility? 

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Lohse

So… if Lohse is out for any extended time frame. What’s the rotation?

Wainwright
Wellemeyer
Piniero
Boggs
Thompson/Mortensen/Walters/Hawksworth?

I’m still hopeful that Jess Todd get’s a chance at some point.

by paposse on Apr 24, 2009 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I looked for it last night

It’s in the game recap, but, inexplicably, not its own video.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 24, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN

Not a big fan of the WWL but went to their site and it was on the front this morning as the #1 Web Gem.

by paposse on Apr 24, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, saw it on BBTN

don’t think I’ve seen a cardinal as the #1 web gem since the days of Jim & Scott

by STLRegalia on Apr 24, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

rick was last year when he had those two incredible throws

by SGFCardinals on Apr 24, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got his own video now

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

$5MM

Pedro would have to be $4MM more effective than what we have. And he may be, but I’m saying that he was worse than El Pineiro last season, which is staggering. I might even suspect that Paul Byrd may be a better option: as effective and cheaper.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind

trying Paul Byrd, but he’s not immediately ready, either.

by Toddius on Apr 24, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

When is the draft?

because I imagine that’s about the time that the “sign ben sheets” petitions will start back up.

If Lohse’s knee is jacked up, would it be worth the draft pick to sign ben sheets before june? (to possibly beat other teams to the punch and possibly(there’s that word again) get a lower price?

by STLRegalia on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 AM EDT reply actions  

SIGN BEN SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that way, all our pitchers can be on the dl: past ace, current sort-of ace, will-be-if-he-ever-pitches-again ace

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 24, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's ready

Saw a clip recently saying he was hoping to get in a 10-15 start audition at the end of the year to prep for signing a long term deal next winter.

by birdo rojo on Apr 24, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No worries, Be happy

 WOW you guys are waaaay ahead of yourselves. Worse comes to worse, let’s bring back Bob Gibson. He looks fit & can probably still Bring It!

CliffNotes: "My Dad wanted me to be a baseball player!"
Roy Hobbs: "The Natural"

by CliffNotes on Apr 24, 2009 10:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Free Daily Matchups Email from Bill James's Website

So, I’ve signed up for the free Daily Matchups email from Bill James. They send you a pretty sweet color-colorful chart of the matchups for the clubs. It’s like a window into TLR’s mind. I thought I’d post how folks can sign up for it, if they are so inclined.

Attached are the Bill James Daily Matchups against your team’s next opponent, with updated stats as of today, brought to you at no charge by ACTA Sports, Bill James Online, and Baseball Info Solutions.

Feel free to forward this attachment to others. If they would like to receive a free subscription for the remainder of the year, please have them send an email to matchups@actasports.com with their name and favorite team and where they buy their sports books.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Apr 24, 2009 10:23 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think I'll go throw a bullpen for LaDunc

surely I could get through the order two or three times before they remember how to hit a 68 mph fastball and 50 mph 1-8 curveball. and if they get their timing back, I can bust out the slider and knuckle ball

by STLRegalia on Apr 24, 2009 10:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Our 2B on my

high school team had an incredible knuckle ball. Unfortunately, no one ever let him pitch in an actual game. Our coach played college baseball and would rake our best pitchers fastball wherever and whenever he wanted, but he’d pop out or ground out on this kids knuckleball. It wasn’t enough to inspire him to put the guy on the mound during a game.

by Toddius on Apr 24, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like me

but as a bonus i am left handed, but my curve is more 12-6

"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"

by elirock83 on Apr 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would just aim right behind the head of a right handed hitter

and as long as it broke, it would end up around the knees on the outside part of the plate….those were the days, back when my shoulder felt atached to my body and crappy high schoolers couldn’t hit a curveball to save their lives.

I am undefeated in Major league ballparks. We played a game in Busch II in 2001 and I got the W. so I’m 1-0 in major league ball parks and so I never forget about it, have pictures of me pitching there scattered around my office

by STLRegalia on Apr 24, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh out loud

Rob Neyer makes a Neyerian joke at Milton Bradley’s/Cubs’ expense:

Milton Bradley is not healthy enough to play right field (or run out ground balls, or do other things that managers like). So, who had April 23 in the pool?

The links didn’t transfer, but if you go to the original post, you can read the story.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I was just thinking the other day

that I wonder how hard it will be to teach my kid (hopefully a boy) to hit. I imagine if you start early, ala tiger woods in golf, you have a pretty good chance of making him or her at least cometitive in little league. having just seen that video of the 3 yr old I’m kind of excited to try. Just have to make sure I don’t become a psyco parent

by STLRegalia on Apr 24, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just to throw this out there in regards to Loshe's knee.

2 weeks ago I tore the ACL in my left knee playing softball. I was on 2nd and the third baseman made a terrific grab on a line drive. A line drive I thought was going to get through. So, once he came up with it, I tried to pivot back to 2nd so as not to get doubled up and SNAP , complete tear. It’s the second time I’ve done this. Six years ago it was might right knee while playing flag football. I go in for surgery a week from today. But anyway, the reason I bring it up is that the pain for me was intense both times. There’s no way I could continue to play either time. I hit the ground like a bag of sand and was immediately unable to put any weight on it. So having seen Kyle finish the inning yesterday is very encouraging to me. I’m not trying to say he’s gonna be right back. A partial tear would still take time to heal. Al I’m saying is, imho, if he did something major like a complete tear, he would not have been able to continue.

by Walking Underwear on Apr 24, 2009 10:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Similar knee injury story

I strained my MCL in HS preseason football, had my knee locked in position and my body bent sideways. I ran sprints afterwards, the entire time my knee wobbled. I didn’t hurt until I woke up the next day, I was out a week (played two more weeks with tape and a brace).

Doesn’t really matter that much, but there is huge variance in knee injuries and time off. Here’s to hoping Lohse is healthy.

jp

by jpmorgan5150 on Apr 24, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....sorry about your knee!

Not to contradict what you said, but I have a buddy that tore his ACL in high school, right after halftime of a playoff basketball game. He pushed his kneecap back into place, and finished the game. But, he’s kind of insane like that.

by fuegophil on Apr 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

My wife's knee

Has had three surguries – after the ACL tears she was hurting, but when she tore her miniscus she kept playing basketball.

She’s kind of insane like that too!

jp

by jpmorgan5150 on Apr 24, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Women's ACL's

are interesting, they tear at an extremely higher rate than men. Several reasons have been researched as to why, ranging from angle relations for the hip and knee to menstrual cycles.

Not to take away from your glorious story of your wife playing on a torn meniscus, many menisci are played on torn, its just that people don’t know they are torn. I’ve got a meniscus that is damaged, but it doesn’t limit me, it just swells a little if I’m too active on it.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

Yeah, I’m no orthopedist so I really don’t know if everyone experiences the same amount of pain when they tear a ligament. It could be that I’m just a big wussy but boy oh boy my two injuries were painful. I’ve assumed the reason I had so much pain was the severity of both injuries. They were both completely torn or snapped or however you want to put it. I was hoping this time it would be a partial tear so I wouldn’t have to go under the knife. no such luck. Anyway, I hope my optimism for Kyle comes to fruition. Obviously though, I have a narrow perspective. I just assumed everyone would have as much pain as I did if they completely tore a ligament and would not be able to continue. For this reason I thought at worst he may have a partial tear somewhere which would require less time to recover. Hopefully it was just a sprain with no significant damage.

by Walking Underwear on Apr 24, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeesh.

That sounds unpleasant.

You know, I’ve had my ankle pop playing basketball. It was so loud, the other players heard it. It ended up being fine. Was swollen for a few days or maybe a week, and has never given me problems since.

I’ve also got some wonky cartilage behind my kneecaps (a common problem for female athletes b/c of the angles of the hips and the pressure it puts on the knee) and sometimes, when I’m just plain old walking, my kneecap slides off course and some bones that should not touch crash together. It is the creepiest, oddest feeling, in addition to hurting. I’m gonna hope that Lohse experienced something like this. I’m also kind of glad it’s the right knee. Obviously pitchers need both legs, but I imagine and injury to the left leg of a RHP would be more detrimental.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hear a pop in my knee sometimes

and it doesn’t mean anything, other than my joints make popping sounds (sometimes they lock too)

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 24, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL of my joints pop

Knees, ankles, toes, elbows, shoulders, wrists, knuckles, hips, neck, even my sternum pops when I’ve been sitting in one position for too long (like whin I’m blogging). Been this way since I was a teenager, but more so now that I’m in my 50s. I’ve had some semi-serious probs with my ankles (thanks to playing soccer for 25 years, and a general clumsiness) and a slight tear in my left meniscus, but have been able to avoid going under the knife so far (knock on wood).

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 24, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

*when

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 24, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

popping

and a “pop” are two very different things.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Replied to you in last nights thread about this

You probably have a torn meniscus. Especially with this new information of the locking, I’m about 99% sure you have a torn meniscus. Its just that there are many different types of tears in the meniscus and there are differences in the amount of pain caused.

A couple of other diagnostic criteria I would ask of you: do you ever experience swelling in your knees? It can even be very mild swelling. And do you have any painful areas if you feel along the joint lines of your knee?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the same problems with my knees

my athletic trainer at school said I probably have torn meniscus too, but since the pain wasn’t keeping me from playing, only the swelling, he just suggested I ice my knee. He put me on some leg strengthening workouts too to take stress off of my knee.

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Icing, strengthening

good idea on each of those.

I’d suggest you do your strengthening in closed chain exercises (where you are moving your body on a foot fixed to the floor) examples would be: leg press, squats, and lunges. They are going to strengthen the specific muscles of the quad that you need for stabilizing your knee.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 24, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah my AT is awesome

I go to a pretty small college, and we are super fortunate to have him. He’s worked with the US mens soccer team, and we will prolly lose him soon to that again.

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 24, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

how's "ton of bricks" work

I’ve used “ton of bricks” too many times in the retelling to family and friends so I think I was just trying to change it up in my own head. Of course, I could have injured my brain too.

by Walking Underwear on Apr 24, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I was browsing the team stats at ESPN

and the Cards are leading the NL in every offensive category save triples.

I.LOVE.THIS.TEAM.

by stlhulsey on Apr 24, 2009 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

And we've had a

few triples, too! More than usual, anyway.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi's speed kills

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 24, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The offense is truly incredible.

There is no doubt some regression is in order. I think we’ll see Allen Craig before the all star break, but this team will score some runs.

We need to estimate the runs per game at the end of the year. I think we are going to win the division and I don’t think the Scrubs are going to even come close to the offense the put out last year.

jp

by jpmorgan5150 on Apr 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Boyer

I’m surprised we haven’t seen him yet, especially yesterday. Saving him for the Cubs?

by OCCardsFan on Apr 24, 2009 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

getting him ready to start?

wellemeyer part duex?
is he from Kentucky?
do you think the new grilled chicken bucket at KFC is any good?

by STLRegalia on Apr 24, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no interest in KGC

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boyer

Boyer has been throwing bullpen sessions for Duncan and has been unavailable because of it. Matthew Leach on his blog made a statement that makes me think there might be something going on there. “They’re giving him a long look to see what he’s got. I’m becoming very interested in what they think is possible here.” Now, I’m not sure what that means, but perhaps, they are considering him for a Welley type conversion.

by stickman179 on Apr 24, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he was tipping pitches

He could be very similar to wellemeyer. He has said he has a cutter, very good curve and a mid 90’s fastball…it’d be just like Duncan to pick this guy up and turn him into a league average pitcher.

jp

by jpmorgan5150 on Apr 24, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

he better we are currently down a couple of starters

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Thanks, I didn’t see Leach’s comments.

by OCCardsFan on Apr 24, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

shouldn't they have done that before putting him on the active roster?

or are the rules of acquisition in regard to players possibly traded when claimed off waivers fooling me again?

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was on the active roster as soon as he was traded

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I suppose they couldn't have "sent" him down to Memphis

still sucks being an arm short in the pen

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

I agree that everything is probably OK because he would not have stayed out there if there if he was hurt very bad. I think everything is fine but you never know.

Are there any teams that have extra pitching? Peavey is the only one that I can think of that is suppose to be available, and while that ain’t going to happen, that acquisiton would be great. The more ideal situation would be to pick up a good young pitcher who is blocked at the major league level. I don’t know if any of those are even out there.

I continue to believe that the Cards need to move Ankiel or Duncan and packaging one of them with some other prospects might be enough to get you a good young pitcher.

by Warcard on Apr 24, 2009 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Steven Wright

I just received my degree in calcium anthropology … the study of milkmen.

Bonus quote: You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That’s why I never take baths.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Apr 24, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I bought a microwave fireplace

… now I can sit in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes.

by punditmoi on Apr 24, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i came home drunk one night, put my car key in the front door.

my house started.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I drove it around for a while.

A cop pulled me over, asked where I lived. I said, “Right here!”
Then I got onto the highway, parked in the median, and yelled at all the drivers to get the hell out of my driveway.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Apr 24, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on a trade...but

I think we’ll see TLR and Mo take the slow Rasmus approach that seems to be pretty pressure free at this point. Ras has a free rookie year to adjust and next year, after Ankiel walks in free agency, he takes over center.

I just can’t see them trading anyone before they have a ‘proven’ replacement.

jp

by jpmorgan5150 on Apr 24, 2009 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

ank

ankiel kills me. he’s looked horrible for 2 straight weeks but games like yesterday show those flashes of brilliance. i don’t think he’ll be worth whatever he gets paid next year but sometimes, on rare occasions, its an absolute joy to watch him play.

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 24, 2009 11:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Lohse

Not to be a pessimist here, but Yovani Gallardo had the same thing happen last year and he stayed in to finish the game. After that, he was done for the year.

by Action Jaxon on Apr 24, 2009 11:08 AM EDT reply actions  

He only recorded 5 more outs

Just like Lohse. But Gallardo’s looked serious when it happened. Somehow he got up and kept pitching.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was running to cover first

when the ball skipped off AP’s foot/glove and Lohse tried to stop real fast to grab the ball. He said he heard a pop when he put on the brakes

by ubeddie on Apr 24, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the difference

When Gallardo jumped to avoid a collision and landed, it just looked really bad… His leg went forward awkwardly and there was a ton of stress on the knee. You could see it easily. Looks like the Lohse thing wasn’t nearly as bad.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus

I guess keeping all 4 outfielders makes sense if you are not sure that Rasmus is ready at this point. The flip side of that strategy is that he needs to play everyday and he cannot do that right now. I think you also need to trade Ankiel or Duncan when their value is high. Duncan’s value is probably at a high point right now but Duncan is probably not the guy who gets moved. So if it is Ankiel what is the best strategy – let him walk or move him now for something of value for the remainder of the year. I guess the answer to my own question would have something to do with what you could get for him and I don’t know what that is. I am thinking that Ankiel packaged with some prospects should get a real good player in return and right now they need starting pitching.

by Warcard on Apr 24, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Guys forget Pedro

Boyer is going to be our next starter.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 24, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Lohse concerns

Last year when Gallardo hhurt his knee he also finished the inning.

If Lohse is ok enough to pitch I’m worried about his effectiveness. Knee problems can impact landing/pushing off depending on which knee, and can lead to not being able to consistently repeat a delivery, which in turn leads to not keeping the ball down. That spells trouble.

If Lohse isn’t ok, a cheap alternative might be Odalis Perez. Now, I know Albert lights him up like crazy, but he wouldn’t have to face him. He isn’t going to strike fear into opponents, but as a stop gap, we could certainly do worse. Here’s a fangraphs post to make the arguement better than I could:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/ode-to-odalis

by stickman179 on Apr 24, 2009 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Perez has tossed nothing but meat since 2006

Just say no.

Patiently awaiting the day Colby Rasmus does this: .275/.381/.551/.932, 29HR, in St. Louis...and I'm wanting an Allen Craig call-up!

by RunninRedbird on Apr 24, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

his stats would be much better

If he never had to face APu though

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 24, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitching Possibilities

Boyer could be the guy but I would think that they would go to Walters and leave Boyer in the pen. Walters was not bad in his start against the Cubbies and probably would do better in another start opportunity. You also have Thompson at AAA and he has pitched well there (again).

The plain simple truth is that none of these are good options which is the real story. The need a viable starting pitcher option and they jsut don’t have it.

by Warcard on Apr 24, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe the pen just isn't the place for Walters

I know he warms up faster than Boggs and that’s why LaDunc wants him coming out of the bullpen, but look at his track record thus far. When he started for StL in the Memphis game he struggled for the first couple of innings, then settle down and pitched well. The start against the Cubs, rough in the early innings then strong through the 3rd and 4th. Yesterday, first (and only) 2.1 innings out of the pen and he gets lit up. Walters may just be a guy who struggles early on, but when he’s through an order once he can find his groove. If this is the case, the bullpen would seem like the absolute worst place for him.

Patiently awaiting the day Colby Rasmus does this: .275/.381/.551/.932, 29HR, in St. Louis...and I'm wanting an Allen Craig call-up!

by RunninRedbird on Apr 24, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can't afford a starting pitcher.....

That will be luck to get you 4, MAYBE 5 innings. That puts the team, and the pen in a crappy situation every 5 days. PJ barely averaged 5 innings per start in the minors. That isn’t good.

"Stats are for losers," Muschamp said after last week's victory. "I like winning games."

by SoonerfanTU on Apr 24, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying we keep him in the rotation

I’m saying maybe we shouldn’t use him in the bullpen. There’s a difference. Send him back to AAA if he can’t be an effective guy out of the pen and he isn’t going to be starting here.

Patiently awaiting the day Colby Rasmus does this: .275/.381/.551/.932, 29HR, in St. Louis...and I'm wanting an Allen Craig call-up!

by RunninRedbird on Apr 25, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know

how Hawksworth has been pitching?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 24, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earlier someone mentioned...

Lohse finishing the inning as hopeful considering the intense pain usually associated with an ACL tear. But I can’t help thinking about Yovani Gallardo hurting himself on a similar play at Wrigley last year, finishing the inning, and then going on the DL for the rest of the year with a torn ACL. Obviously I hope that’s not the case, but I can’t stop thinking about it…

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

ACL tears are painful

but you can keep playing on them generally. See: Hines Ward, who doesn’t have an ACL.

by longhornscardinals on Apr 24, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My guess on Lohse

He’ll be DL’ed, but he won’t miss the season. Probably the 15-day DL for one go-round, then he’ll be fine. We’ll see later today if I’m right!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

It's the Cardinals

A 15 day DL for anyone but Pujols ends in amputation of something.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Pujols gets something amputated, it just grows back.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 24, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

as titanium

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man I hope that Lohse is ok

We are in april and already we get a gut check

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

No

I always thought that he was a rock

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 24, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was more going for the

surprised we’d ever think Kyle Lohse was a major cog in our rotation and not just a filler. speaking of filler, does anyone else enjoy eating cherry pie filling? Sometimes I think I’d rather crack open a can of filling than have an actual piece of cherry pie…it must be lunch time

by STLRegalia on Apr 24, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

when i was younger i used to eat chocolate icing straight from the can

nowadays it makes my teeth hurt just thinking about doing that. Ugh.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about downing a whole can

of Easy Cheese? Used to do that, back when I was an idiot (translation: last month).

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 24, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i still do that

with or without crackers. And peanut butter is best straight from the jar.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

someday, you should make a pie with actual cherries in it. like whole cherries that

you buy from the produce section, pit, halve, and put in the pie. not cherry-substance-in-corn-syrup. it’s the best.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No action needed until Tuesday

MRI results come back today and Kyle gets to hang out for a few days. Let’s see how he feels after a day or two.

His next scheduled start is Tuesday in Atlanta, which matches PuppyKicker’s schedule from Memphis. If it ends up being a 15 day DL then the short term solution is to bring back PK. If something else is wrong, solution for Tuesday is to bring back PK and look for a long term solution.

by ubeddie on Apr 24, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I had a dream last night that Brad Thompson beat Colby Rasmus in a playoff to win the Masters

I need help

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

what a screwed up dream.....

if any Cardinal ever won the Masters, it’d have to be Albert. That’s just a rule or something.

by fuegophil on Apr 24, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

I’ll bet Ray Lankford has a pretty nice golf-swing.

by mattybobo on Apr 24, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright

is close to a scratch golfer. He and Smoltz got to play with Tiger once. Tiger won.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 24, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard about a time where Smoltz, Glavine, and Francouer scrambled against Tiger

Their cumulative handicap was less than five. Tiger still won by like 6 strokes.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love playing golf.

And tennis. Good sports to play for a lifetime.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

those are two things my wife and I do together. I prefer golf as a game, but like the sweat you work up playing tennis. They’re both good ways to stay active.

by Toddius on Apr 24, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love tennis actually

All my uncles badger me for never playing golf, because I play tennis. I can only half-join a country club someday. Ah well.

by mattybobo on Apr 24, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

my grandma played golf into her mid to upper 70s

I think I’ll be bowling for a while

4B - beer baseball bands blog
the thrill is still ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 24, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small tutorial

Handicap: average strokes over par a player is per 18 holes
Scramble: all players tee off, pick the best tee shot, move their balls to that spot, hit again, etc. until the hole is done
Tiger: freak of nature

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Awesome. I honestly had pretty much guessed what handicap means, but I had no sense of scale.

by mattybobo on Apr 24, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

How cool is that?

Just so Tiger did have all the bragging rights, they should have handed him a bat though. Just to make it fair.

by fuegophil on Apr 24, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked!

Tiger beats Wagon Maker?…… But who would have the faster club swing? The Mang or Tiger?

by OKCARDSFAN_411 on Apr 24, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a question

If Albert were as good at golf as he is at baseball, would he be better than Tiger?

One of Tiger’s biggest advantages over his competition is his incredible focus and intimidation. However, Albert has both of those just as much. I think it would be a pretty good match.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pay per view anyone?

all monies collected to charity.

That would be something to see….. but only on a Wii game for now I guess.

by OKCARDSFAN_411 on Apr 24, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when there was all the talk of BigMac joining the senior tour?

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 24, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niiiiice...

How much did that cost you?

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

enough

I was too worried to let the price drop for fear someone else would sponsor it.

by azruavatar on Apr 24, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

I won’t tell Skip. He may get jealous.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 24, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

His page is already sponsored.

Besides, our bond is bigger than any internet page.

by azruavatar on Apr 24, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least until the lineup comes out.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The whole team gets a pass from me for the day.

(I’m going to the boxing match tonight so I won’t be around to complain anyway.)

by azruavatar on Apr 24, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid East Coast.... timezones

Pujols: 998 RBIs – vs Dempster 8:15 EDT
Beltran: 999 RBIs – vs Scott Olsen 7:10 EDT

One more reason PJ should’ve been pulled earlier…?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 24, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

"no structural damage"

But does that mean no damage to ligaments as well? Just a sprain?….. help doctors????

by OKCARDSFAN_411 on Apr 24, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ligaments are structure

article doesn’t say anything about any sprains or anything like that.

Interesting note about the generic terms like “knee sprain”: you DO NOT sprain a knee, you sprain ligaments in the knee. Never understand why they say “knee sprain” and not MCL sprain or ACL sprain, etc.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 24, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the clarification

Sometimes the word play is awful…… I see “structural” and think bones…. but didn’t know if ligaments is part of that… now I know.

by OKCARDSFAN_411 on Apr 24, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no problem

you can include: ligaments, tendons, cartilage, and bones in that list.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 24, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Told ya he'd be fine :)

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yahoo.

*Rasmus is to CF as Longoria is to 3B*

by Red Blazer on Apr 24, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ Q

A favorite junk food lunch of mine is a Tuna Sandwich, bag of fritos, & some sweet Yoohoo.

*Rasmus is to CF as Longoria is to 3B*

by Red Blazer on Apr 24, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

for once, we catch a break

MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets

by dcfcblues on Apr 24, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuse me, i have to go sacrifice a goat in thanksgiving to the GOB.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am still waiting on seeing him out on the mound before any thanks are given

they way the GOBs eff with us, they probably screwed up the MRI

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it never hurts to make the GOB happy.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

but what if they are goat-lovers

and seeing goats killed makes them angry?

We need a Prophet, to tell us what pleases and what displeases them. Imho we should preferably find this stuff out BEFORE we do any sacrifices. After all, a mere slight to a goat has caused the Cubs to be unable to win a world series for years and years; I think killing one would be risky, at best.

/mid-level manager

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

perhaps the goat is the prophet. how would we know?

4B - beer baseball bands blog
the thrill is still ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 24, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't think of that.

anybody know goat cpr?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe offer them a cow instead?

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

now you've done it . . . .

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm

steak

4B - beer baseball bands blog
the thrill is still ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 24, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

mooo cow does not approve

how about a chikin or bison? or better yet, a pig! pigs give us that glorious, delicious gift from the gods know as bacon, even those bastard coated bastards with bastard filling GOB’s can’t stay mad at us if we offer them bacon.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 24, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

like this

disturbing, but actual picture?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 24, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way off topic.... not even about baseball......yet.
A senior NFL official confirmed that ‘substantive talks’ have been held with London officials about holding the Super Bowl abroad, the BBC reported Friday.

Incredible…..so, for a 5:00pm kick off for the east coast, they will play the game at 10:00 at night in London?

by OKCARDSFAN_411 on Apr 24, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Retarded.

I really dislike so many things about the NFL.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Attendance is down 10% already this year

This year we are average 37,850 people a game which is 80.8% capacity at home. Last year we were averaging 42,353 people a game which is 90.4% capacity at home. If this trend continues it will mean 364,778 less people will go Busch Stadium this year compared to last.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That's actually about an 11 percent

drop. But of course you can’t make projections based on April, the month of so much shitty baseball weather.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 24, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it is also the first month of the season

More people are excited about baseball returning. Now the first couple games were freezing as cold but now they are just a little chilly at night. Which I prefer over scorching heat. This is something to keep an eye on baseball wide. LOTS of team will be forced to drop payroll cause no one is going to games.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Average attendance for the first 9 home games in 2008 was...

39,971 (average from the box scores on espn.com)

So through 9 games this year, the drop-off is only about 5.6%…

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually more like 5.3% (me and math aren't friends)...

If I’m doing it right, which I may not be…

The difference in attendance is 2,121 per game…

2,121 ÷ 39,971 = .053

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is good to see

I am really curious what our payroll flexibility will be mid season. I think their will be fire sales this mid season by a lot of teams.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney called Pujols the second most perfect player of all time, after Willie Mays

In speculation motivated by TLR’s calling Pujols perfect yesterday, Olney blogged today about who the most perfect players in history are, considering all of the “five tools” together (and giving Pujols a bit of a break on speed, focusing more on baserunning skill). His list is Mays, Pujols, Bonds, Aaron, Dimaggio.

by BTown Birds fan on Apr 24, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

no Mantle?

On a tools basis I don’t think anybody could top the Commerce Comet, unless one of the tools is not having one’s knees self-destruct once a year.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 24, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally would have had Griffey on that list instead of Dimaggio,

and I don’t give a damn where the hell a nation turns its lonely eyes. I realize his career average is quite a bit lower than the rest, but it’s dragged down by so many years of injury. Taking just his first stint in Seattle he’s a .300 hitter.

by BTown Birds fan on Apr 24, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Commerce Comet

I get that. Go to Commerce, OK and drive down scenic Mickey Mantle Blvd and swing into MIckey Mantle field. It’s just up the road from Miami, OK. I always appreciate when you pull into a small town and next to the welcome sign it says Welcome to Whatevertown home of That Guy that was a pretty good bass fisherman.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Apr 24, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's an interesting little article

Maybe it’s my WAR-informed biases talking, but I wonder if a “tools” approach to evaluating the “perfect player” makes much sense… I mean, theoretically can’t a player just be so good at enough things that the tools themselves don’t really matter? If a guy somehow is worth say 12 wins in a year only because he has magic arms that catch almost every ball in play, couldn’t that make him the most valuable player in a given year? And if he did it enough years in a row, couldn’t that make him the best player ever, if he contributes to winning more than any other player?

by mattybobo on Apr 24, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

like, the uber-ozzie

who could play both 2B and SS, freeing Skip up to be the second CF?

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theoretically, yes

I mean, if you only have 1 or 2 or 3 tools but they’re friggin’ amazing tools, who cares about the others?

by mattybobo on Apr 24, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really curious about the details of that fall

Amazingly, I didn’t see anything about in the Post-Dispatch the day after it happened; in fact, the only place I’d seen anything was a very short bit in the NY Times today (maybe the P-D also had something about it yesterday or today). I was at that game in the section right next to the one the guy fell into, and some folks around us were saying he had been jumping around like an idiot right next to that railing for several innings before he fell. A number of people said he was drunk, but I don’t know if that was speculation or if they actually had some reliable info. But there was no mention of alcohol in the NY Times or in the story you linked; you’d think in a situation like this there would be some mention of it, even if just to say that it wasn’t a factor.

by BTown Birds fan on Apr 24, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

last night

on the local Channel 5 news (KSDK), they had a short bit on it. Apparently workers in the area he fell from said that he was drunk and had been cut off several innings before he fell. The reporter said that the club is still doing fact finding before making any comment.

mel

by mel1975 on Apr 24, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the news - that's pretty interesting

The STL policeman quoted in the bnd.com link said it wasn’t a criminal matter, but I assume it will become one if it’s established that he was drunk. He should sure as hell be accountable for whatever happens to the woman he put in the hospital.

by BTown Birds fan on Apr 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

That is hilarious.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite part

Sadly — and this is a little known but true fact — Albert Pujols petitioned and was denied by Major League Baseball to shave his goatee into a true flavor saving mustache. MLB argued that as Pujols is already hitting .339 this season, adding a performance enhancing mustache would give him too much of an advantage and possibly endanger opposing National League pitchers.

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

just ask cole hamels

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 24, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would the universe implode

if the Bob Gibson from spants’ fanshot had to face a mustachioed Pujols?

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, hilarious

The first night I saw him on TV with the new ‘stache I just couldn’t place who/what he looked like. I finally decided he looked like a late ’30’s or ’40’s private eye in any number of old movies.

by ArkansasTravs on Apr 25, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

STLToday.com

now has this amazing gallery.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Vern Rapp took over as Cardinals manager in 1977, he ordered “The Mad Hungarian” to shave his trademark Fu Manchu. Hrabosky later said that being beardless made him feel “like a soldier going to war without his rifle.”

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a a connoisseur of baseball-related facial hair

so this makes my day.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 24, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought about that one

but I think too many “say what?” would be bit annoying to answer.

by OKCARDSFAN_411 on Apr 24, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is most encouraging you guys have seen his year?

For me it has been their walk rates of 11.8 % and K rates of 15.4 %.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Pujols

is as godly as ever.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

since when are robots godly?

I kind of think of them as anti-god

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 24, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

To each

his or her own.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think of him more as a Dalek

Death-wielding machine on the outside; gooey, wriggly thing on the inside that can swallow a person whole.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 24, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of a Deus Ex Machina thing?

n/t

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Apr 24, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking along the lines of

a Vingean Deity. Applied theology, and all that.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of them, for sure

he’s had some pretty seminal ideas. he’s also a pretty neat guy, very accessible; he was at a scifi convention in some gawdaful texas city (waco, maybe?) a couple of years back (william browning spencer was there, too) and would hold court in the hallways in between sessions and just shoot the bull with fans. Very cool. some authors act like readers are something they’ve scraped off their shoes, but Vinge was very friendly.

FWIW, his ex-wife was the inspiration for the heinlein character “Friday” ;)

Have you read anything by Charles Stross?

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

but I’m always eager for suggested writers.

I got around to reading Rainbow’s End recently and went through John Scalzi’s trilogy as fast as I could lay my hands on the books.

That’s all the entertainment reading I’ve had in the past year, I’d say, so I’ll check out Stross.

by liam on Apr 24, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

stross is fabulous

he’s got several books set in an interesting post-singularity universe, and uses much of the same terminology as Vinge. He uses a neat plot mechanism to explain why technological singularities can’t happen any more, but the Deities are very much players in the space opera.

He’s also got a series of “spy thriller” books that are intentional parodies of James Bond, except set in a world where government agencies use lovecraftian Elder Gods as technological weapons. A collection of that whole series is usually available in the Barnes and Noble “cheap books” stack for like $10. Think it’s called “in her majesties occult service” or something.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

here’s a link to one of his singularity books- accelerando – online as a free e-book.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 24, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

how tragic...

if you can’t trust a southern lawyer cooking a kosher meal in a dumpster,
well, then, the world has grown far too cynical

by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 24, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

had discussed this in class recently

Article doesn’t relay exactly where he was hit very well. Supposedly the pitch was a slider that got away from the pitcher, the kid turned in so that his back was to the pitcher and the ball hit him more in the neck (think brain stem/spinal cord) than the head. He suffered a C1/C2 crush injury. Extremely tragic situation. Very brave of his family to make sure his death was not in vain and donate his organs so that others may live.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 24, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

neck MORE than the head

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 24, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's really sad

because he did what you are SUPPOSED to do—turn away from the pitch instead of trying to use your bat to protect you—and the worst possible thing happened. Just a freak accident.

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 24, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh. awful. i hate watching HBP for just this reason.

it’s so sad. i agree about the organ donation being a very small silver lining.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really sad

and I feel bad for the pitcher as well. Even though it was a complete accident/freak injury, you know it will effect him for the rest of his life.

MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets

by dcfcblues on Apr 24, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember that mythical

12 year old girl the Mets were going to call into the game?

Turns out she’s real.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

do you think they'll ask her to stick around?

it’s an even guess between the nats and the mets who needs a 12-year-old to pitch more.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid

child labor laws!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 24, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they could make an exception

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's on a strict pitch count

but they might relax it, since it’s not a school night.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 24, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone care to venture a guess at tonight's lineup?

I’m assuming Thurston will be in there against the righthander. Surely Ludwick doesn’t sit again, so who’s the odd man out among the lefties?

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwick is 7 for 13 vs Dempster

so, if he does sit, I hope someone hops over the rails and kicks Tony in the shins.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 24, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

my guesses

i bet colby sits as he has played 2 games in a row and thursty @ 3rd

by FunkeeC on Apr 24, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ankiel was 0-6 in the game Dempster started on Saturday...

So I’ll go with:

Schumaker 2B
Rasmus CF
Pujols 1B
Ludwick RF
Duncan LF
Molina C
Greene SS
Thurston 3B

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

so it is decided

that will not be the lineup tonight

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

that was just my prediction…

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think you misread that declarative sentence.

Because it’s the best, it won’t happen. TLR and all that.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial

by vico on Apr 24, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LULZ

nice

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.

by Gregatron on Apr 24, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friend and I

have a pretty good bet going this year…He gets to pick the lineup every game if he gets it right once he wins $50 if he doesn’t get it right all year I get the $50. The only rule is you can’t use the same lineup more than once a week. He is 0-16 thus far

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 24, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

today he goes with

shoe
green
pujols
ludwick
duncan
rasmus
molina
barden

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 24, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

I don’t see Greene batting second much more this year.

by liam on Apr 24, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

The problem is he already had the exact lineup earlier this week with greene and rasmus flip flopped

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 24, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

His odds would probably be better...

to just stick someone off the bench in the lineup rather than mess around with the batting order.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 24, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals leading the majors in team BA (.303!)

also leading the majors in OBP, 2nd only to the Rangers in SLG%, first in the NL in ISO. Wow!

our pitching is doing pretty well too, but strangely enough the Pirates lead the NL in ERA, but we are ahead of most in FIP (6th in the majors).

Go Cards!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 24, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI: Lohse doesn't expect to miss a start

Leach writes about it here.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds good

I’d rather he skip a start to be on the safe side, but whatever.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's the line-ups per Hummel

Chicago:
Ryan Theriot ss
Kosuke Fukudome cf
Alfonso Soriano lf
Aramis Ramirez 3b
Derrek Lee 1b
Mike Fontenot 2b
Geovany Soto c
Reed Johnson rf
Ryan Dempster p

Cardinals:
Skip Schumaker 2b
Rick Ankiel cf
Albert Pujols 1b
Ryan Ludwick rf
Chris Duncan lf
Yadier Molina c
Khalil Greene ss
Joe Thurston 3b
Adam Wainwright p

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

I would have nailed it if it were Rasmus rather than Ankiel…

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I expected Ankiel

after his “breakout” from the past 2 games.. You know TLR is gonna try to ride that out.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sort of did, too...

But he was 0-3 with 2 Ks against Dempster on Saturday, so I thought that would win out…

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had some pretty terrible at-bats v. Dempster

But hopefully he has changed his approach since then, since he’s having a little success now.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was argueable his worst game of the year

And by WPA it agrees with a negative -.342. He had 2 K’s and 3 Infield Pop Ups. That is a horrible day.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How to justify playing Ankiel over Rasmus

Ankiel is slumping: “Well, you gotta get him ABs, help him see the ball, try to get out of the funk.”
Ankiel is streaking: “You can’t bench the hot bat!”

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The La Russa paradox...

A certain staple in university psychology departments for generations to come…

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like

he knows what we want, then he almost does it, but not quite

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 24, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's understandable to play Ankiel

He’s 6 for his last 13 w/ 3 doubles and a homer.

I think Rasmus gives more consistently good at-bats, but we do have 4 major-league quality outfielders. Gotta do something.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think Rasmus should bat 2nd

for as long as hiOBP is over .400 Call me crazy, but I think that is a pretty good idea/

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're crazy!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did notice that

That’s where he should be… Soriano batting leadoff makes about as much sense as pinch-hitting Brendan Ryan instead of Ryan Ludwick with the bases loaded

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 24, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah seriously...

who in their right mind would ever do that?

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 24, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

I was just thinking that lineup looks much better for them. I know a lot of cubs fans who are gonna be happy about it.

by Walking Underwear on Apr 24, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't he suck when not batting leadoff though?

I feel like he pouts about it and goes out and struggles. Maybe I’m just making it all up.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 24, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that too

and BR kinda backs it up.

His lines at those spots:

first .294 .344 .552
third .260 .310 .452

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you dig a little bit in those stats, they're misleading.

out of 600-odd PA’s in the 3 slot, he got 500+ of them in 2004, which was his worst year hitting. is it an artifact of where he was hitting in the lineup or how he was hitting that year?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought about that

but I didn’t want to rain on JD’s (or my ) parade.

Way to go tom!

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love to rain.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as

we keep scoring 6+ runs a game I’m not going to complain about the line-up.

by Evilfrog on Apr 24, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

if ankiel is not a fastball hitter, but thrives on the junkball, could putting him

in front of albert have the wrong effect? that is, he will see more fastballs. which is great if you’re chris duncan or . . . well, really, anybody. but for rick ankiel, maybe hitting him just before albert could actually hurt him.

he has terrible stats last year in the #2 slot, which i realize is in part because he went there when he was injured. but watching him struggle in the #2 slot this year makes me think that he could be the one person who will struggle in front of albert, since he’s not a great fastball hitter.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thought....

It just seems so odd to think of someone struggling with fastballs…..

by fuegophil on Apr 24, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trever Miller doing a jig on the mound

This picture is great.

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by dcfcblues on Apr 24, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Pinch Runner

Do you think Tony would like to have a guy like this? No PA’s but 29 steals in a season. I personally think this would thrive in the La Russa system.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 24, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Sporting News has a great article

About the end of hit and run games on the 80’s that relied on speed. Not sure if it is online I got it on print.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that has got to be

the strangest BR page ever. The thing that got me was the 16 CS to go along with the 29 SB. I really would have loved to have seen his minor league stats.

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't have any

He was a track runner that hadn’t played baseball since high school. He was signed by Finley specifically to be a PR.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 24, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that Finley was a crazy bastard!

Finley and Veeck had to have been related.

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think in the tony larussa system his card would say "2b" or "IF" or "2b/LF."

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anybody want to buy a Star Wars Boba Fett hoodie?

(((shameless plug))) I have an auction on one ending soon.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 24, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

you are the king of geeks and whoever purchases this will be second in the kingdom of geeks.

>beat<

what size is the hoodie?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 24, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm holding out for the

storm clone storm trooper one

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got one of the storm trooper tee's

quite proud of the nerdom, this one is….

by FunkeeC on Apr 24, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

booo Lohse

He passes on “Sauce” for Motte!

“gonna have to get Tadallion on that.”

Well, I’m still calling him Sauce.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 24, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

BOOO!

As long as he has the chops, he will always be sauce to me.

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOT Sauce

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 24, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone tell the Cat we've been calling Motte

Apple Sauce for over a freaking year now. on his radio show the last two mornings & just now on the pregame he said they have been trying to come up with a nickname for the kid.

oh & he was talking to Lohse & Kyle says he won’t miss a start. i’ll believe it when i see it.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

next thing you know

they won’t like Wagonmaker for Wainwright. Those silly bastards probably still call a cold frosty one beer, too.

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slightly O/T,

Let’s hope Wagonmaker’s finger never goes down this road.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa there

Someone using a DVR needs to let me know, did Tony just call Ludwick “Ludwig”? I was just about ready to change my avatar too.

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 24, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty neat article

from mlb.com. I hope Albert can get this tonight.

Lets Go Cards!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 24, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there a rain delay?

comcast sports net Chicago is showing hockey crap right now.

by sdrone on Apr 24, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont think so

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 24, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

cubs announcers are already talking about how the ball flies out of busch.

It seems a common misconception in cub land that busch is a hitter’s park. Am I wrong in that it’s more of a pitcher’s park? I know espn.com gives it a below 1 park factor all 3 years so far.

by Walking Underwear on Apr 24, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI

game thread is up

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 24, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

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