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interesting trivia question

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

do share...?

I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats. ~Bill Veeck

by bukowski on Apr 23, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is greater

pujols hits vs. hernadez or teams hernandez has pitched for

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Livan's teams vs. Albert's hits against him

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder

what kind of velocity Walters could conjure up throwing one inning.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 23, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

120

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by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kilometers/hour?

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

awful route by Ludwick, even without the drop.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure glad TLR started Ankiel today.

And Pujols.

"Stats are for losers," Muschamp said after last week's victory. "I like winning games."

by SoonerfanTU on Apr 23, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

when is cinco de mayo? seriously?

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 23, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh...

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

+5

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

5th of may

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was a comment to the annoucers

At least I hope that is what it was

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i should clarify

shannon just said that on the radio feed

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

on a tuesday

I’ll be at wrigley rooting on the Giants in, hopefully, a brand new Pablo Sandoval T-shirt

by STLRegalia on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends

When was the last full moon?

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

dave bush loses the perfect game,

but keeps the no-hitter alive through 7.

by Phizzle on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

PJ is in?

Yeah!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

K

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

PJ

K

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Walters in BTW?

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

lohse 90 pitches 5run lead and lohse twisted an ankle

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

See above

but HL said it was precaution since Lohse was in the lead and up there in pitches

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

16K/9

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see him

get one of those 3IP GF saves, even if that’s how Wonderbrad’s career started.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

balls

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I can live

with average velocity of 90.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

gameday has him at 89-90 with an avg FB of 90.2

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me

Let’s get the 12 year old girl warming up in the pen.

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't she in Japan

and actually throw a gyroball

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's got to be a manga

about her somewhere.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched a lot of video of the 17-year old girl pitcher

she actually did look tough to hit. 60 mph gyroball, 45-50 mph sidearm knuckleball(!)

by DanUpBaby on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We sent the 12-year-old pitcher down to Memphis about a week ago

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is PJ

taking lessons from Ludwick in how to pose for photos?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

"Make sure to

frown and lead with your chin."

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the cartoon villain look.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

you had to arch your eyebrows for that? I think it’s in the bylaws.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

calm him down Davy

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it wouldn't have been to upset

if he would have put Beltrane on base and brought Delgado to the plate as the tieing run.. I would rather not have PJ put in his first relief situation and give up a 5 run lead.

by Evilfrog on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

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by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to go P.J.

Now you can settle in for a couple of innings.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

way to get out of it PJ

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

good job

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

"Walter's hasn't shown us he can be efficient either starting a game

or pitching in relief" -AL

Way to base that on TWO appearances, Al. But you won’t go out on a limb about Razzle yet. The bastion of consistency, Hungo is.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

and 1 inning of work

where he had a to base error….

by Evilfrog on Apr 23, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he struck out 7 hitters in 4 innings

that’s pretty damn good.

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.

Thank God we got an easy out like Beltran up there to end the inning.

Way to juke him with that sub-80 breaking stuff, kid!

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

screwyball

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy gave up 1 run after an error.

I don’t think that’s too bad of a start for a starter in his first relief appearance.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That game

was 10 years ago? Good lord I’m getting old.

by ducttape16 on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin' A

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue-Man-Chu

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

My husband

shaved his beard into one once as a joke. We got a good laugh, and he shaved it within a few hours.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

poser

I wish they would come out with a line of facial hair rogaine

or maybe somebody can start a trend of wearing fake fu-man Larue’s, similar to the spezio thing?

by STLRegalia on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go cards!!! Sweep these hosers!

by ReaganCard on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Think

PJ’s worked on his bunting?

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No way he'll ever win 15 games with that kind of effort

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is pretty damn good offense

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Good

F the Brewers

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shiznit!

Eat it, Pond Scum!

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schu get that run back

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

rasmus get on 1st

so they must pitch to Mang

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

damn it stop at first

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

John and Mike

are discussing how to pronounce Missouri.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Does this delivery

make anyone else’s arm hurt watching it?

by ducttape16 on Apr 23, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Colby Rasmus

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to go Colby.

Leaves 1st base open, though. Guess they’ll just walk AP.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Honestly though

At this point, why would they waste time walking Albert? Just take your beating and go home.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about efficient.

9 pitches, 7 strikes, 1 out, 2 runs!

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be interesting

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then steal home on the next one

Apparently there was a wild pitch on a pitchout in a game last night (I don’t remember who was playing). I think it ended up costing them the game.

by BTown Birds fan on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

now they'll walk the Mang

oh well, colby needs those extra base hits

by STLRegalia on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Pujols

back over .350. Wasn’t he just under .300 like last night?

by Evilfrog on Apr 23, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I love April.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small

sample sizes are fun!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice Colby

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

One more run and

my “up by 7” comment will come true.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously.

I have a job application I need you to comment favorably upon.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You

shall earn what you seek.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make 'em pay, Luddy

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

lets walk ludwick

I can go for a dick slam right about now.

by Evilfrog on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Not me dude

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are

better ways to put that….

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like...

I want to see Dick jack a dong?

Jimmy steps in to lead off the bottom half of the inning... with nobody on base... It could happen... just not tonight.

by Hollywood15 on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

make up for that E9

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Lud

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by vivaelpujols on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

they did replace their whole bullpen in the last week

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile,

who hasn’t scored or batted somebody in yet this game? Counting the pitcher as one position…

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

like i said previously

it’s there fault for thinking they can get past us without throwing there better pitchers…

by duncans_army on Apr 23, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It isn't just the pitching

they throw the ball around the field, run the bases poorly and don’t even seem to try.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

they’ve looked real bad this series.

by duncans_army on Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna finish that thought..

hit enter a little too soon,
but if they had won game 1 (very possible) and pitched Santana (possibly making us look bad) we’d be singing a different tune

by duncans_army on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

pst Tony

There is your protection for Pujols.

by Evilfrog on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

make em pay

"Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh" -Mike Shannon

by jjwp on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ten run Thursday!!!!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

By ten run Thursday

I mean ten runs IN THE LAST THREE INNINGS MY GOD WE HAVE AN OFFENSE!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

For real.

I love this team, even with the questionable pitching.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeehaww

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go Luddy.

This is the doubles inning. I love this kind of offense even more than back-to-back jacks.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly.

There’s somebody on for the next guy this way.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duncan in for AP after this inning?

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow two IBBs thats efficient

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike:

“Cardinals now up by nine. Eleven to three.”

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Arithmetic FAIL

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

set up the double play

yeah, that was the plan…?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

We rule

Mets drool

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it all started

with the offensive might of Jason LaRue.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And PJ Walters

successfully sacrificed.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

PJ bunts, Skip doubles,

Colby doubles, IBB, wild pitch advances the runners, RBIwick single, IBB Ankiel (respect!!), DP (Barton turns back into a pumpkin)

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barden.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

Wishful thinking.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double.

Double. Double. Double. And so on …

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

larue single

pj sac
skip 2b
colby 2b
albert IBB
luddy 2b
ankiel IBB
barton GIDP

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

single with going to 2nd on the throw

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i guess it was a bad throw

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's that?

Isn’t this our stadium? Do we have the one official scorer with integrity?

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would’ve been a fine time for Barden to get into the fun today.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Gameday

only allow 3 video clips? Because this game should have at least three more video clips.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll

probably still get Gameday premium, but it kinda sucks.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win expectancy at 99.5%

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

don't jinx it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have eight outs to get eight (or more) runs

We’ve got this one in the bag. I’m confident.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez

Pitch to contact much?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i cant stand zambranho

by ReaganCard on Apr 23, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't mind him

he’s kind of funny sometimes

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 23, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind him

Especially because it seems like we might have figured him out

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he cares.

He’s more American than Adam Dunn in that respect.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

stepped on a ball

rolled his ankle, PJ needs the experience, I guess it’s all good.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't step on the ball.

He did a goofy hop to get over it, and he landed on the ankle funny.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a big deal

Sounds like what I’ve done numerous times playing basketball. It hurts like hell right at first, but after a few minutes, the pain is all but gone. He’ll make his next start (once again, if what happened to him is what I’m thinking it is)

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

I sure hope he makes his next start

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It didn't look that bad.

He finished the inning. I think he’ll be OK.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

this and the 5-10 comments following.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little bit down from there:
Rick Ankeil has a stash

cause everytime he tries to shave it he misses by a mile

It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Srsly!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another good one:

“Rick Ankiel has a stash..because every time he tries to shave it he misses by a mile.”

by santiagofish on Apr 23, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They

are freaking funny over there. The rest of the thread is cracking me up.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we tack on one more

we’ll be the first team in the majors to get to 100 runs.

by Phizzle on Apr 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Six more outs to do it

I think it pretty likely against whoever belongs to their mop-up corps.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse is as hard as a burnt diamond

by ReaganCard on Apr 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

what that is not an ERROR

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened?

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

skip had to dive behind the bag and it kicked off of his glove

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then I agree not an error since he would have reached anyway

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sharp grounder to Skip's right.

He dove, and the ball popped off his glove into the OF behind SS. In modern baseball, it wouldn’t typically be called an error.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

they changed it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm struggling

how do we empty the bench last night with a small lead and keep everyone in up 8?

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Why Dunc isn't at 1B I have no clue

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert

wants to hit another HR.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you ask an awful lot of questions

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 23, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

im keeding

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Triumph?

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

PJ is going to throw

a whole start’s worth of pitches at this rate.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

if he can get the yips out…well, it looks like we may need all the starters we can scrounge.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works for me

He’s already burned for 2 days, let him finish the whole damn thing so the high leverage pen is 100%

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is also the day of

an enormous number of errors. We would be gnashing and frothing at the defensive display if it wasn’t Livan’s day to pitch.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

wOW THAT WENT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG WAY

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sorry smokie

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no no do not throw it back

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The only time I would be dumb enough to throw back a HR

would be if I caught a cubs HR in Wrigley. the hospital trip would be worth my 15 minutes of fame

by STLRegalia on Apr 23, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked

they stopped doing “the wave” long enough to chant

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 23, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they didn't show it bt you could hear everyone chanting throw it back

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back

just in time to see PJ serve up a shot of JACK!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Might we see Boyer?

"Stats are for losers," Muschamp said after last week's victory. "I like winning games."

by SoonerfanTU on Apr 23, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

PJ will finish it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unavailable again

He threw another bullpen today

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why

This is exactly why Walters is on the roster and not a regular reliever.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And why he is probably being sent down after the game

with Walters getting used alot today he won’t be pitching this weekend and we are at 13 pitchers, I call him being sent down tonight

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine with me

Our bullpen will be completely fresh going into the series, this is a good thing

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because his first game with us.....

Shouldn’t be in a close game?

"Stats are for losers," Muschamp said after last week's victory. "I like winning games."

by SoonerfanTU on Apr 23, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE went from 100% to 99%

Still looking good though :)

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue

with that shiny April .571. Lovin’ it.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Another hit.

For the backup catcher. LOVIN’ IT!

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

.625 you mean

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

NOW we get another video highlight.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

And it's a

meaningless highlight! ARGH!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

can he play 2nd?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Biggio?

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Biggio

could never grow that Stache!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

not too sure about that though.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

A three for four day from LaRue is so improbably

I thought you meant that he was going to bunt to the first baseman.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I mention that I'm

LOVIN IT! Okay, sorry.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

An authoritative dribbler up the middle...

…FOR HIS THIRD HIT OF THE NIGHT! THIS GUY IS EN FUEGO!

by mojowo11 on Apr 23, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone vote for the AS game yet?

Freese is our 3B candidate on the ballot :)

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

who are the tree OFers?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ank, Dunc, Lud I think

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

no RAZ

I’ll have to write him in i guess

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about it but just voted for Dunc and Lud and no third OF so far

but I can vote 24 more times so maybe I will next time

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

keebler elves, fraggles, and care bears?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Glaus returns

we are going to lose defense from Barden and Thurston, lose speed from Barden and Thurston but pick back up power.

I’m torn on whether I want to see Troy back or keep rocking this platoon.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

When Glaus returns...

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I had trouble even typing it. It’s like worrying about Mark Mulder taking someone’s spot in the rotation.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't!

Please don’t jinx him by comparing him to the Man With No Left Arm.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say play the ones we got

until they stop hitting. Whether that’s May or July or whenever the league figures them out.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip

having a good day. Kinda overshadowed by Pujols and Ank, but a good day nonetheless.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

In Play, Run(s)

is my new favorite site, and it never gets old

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

sight

bah!

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have answered

stlcardinals.com

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

albertpujols.com

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 23, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

nothing like Ank’s horror of a website.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

duncan PH for Albert?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby

HUSTLE!

good stuff, YM!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

If the cards were to get into a bench clearing brawl, who would you want to face the least

methinks I’d crap my pants if I had to scrap with the Cobbler, APu, and the Franklin/Motte/Perez combo. Those beards are intimidating.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dennys Reyes.

SCARY.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's like that dude with silver teeth in the old bond movies

the one who out-bit the shark in “spy who loved me”.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's 2 thus far Shooter

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you can count

On me, waiting for you, in the parking lot after the tournament

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe that jacket

belongs to Mr Gilmore!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 23, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that role

was basically a reprise of the one he played in Pale Rider, except instead of getting his testicles smashed by Clint Eastwood with a sledge hammer, he gets shot in the head with a nail gun by Adam Sandler.

Aside from that, though, same character: mean giant who sustains an injury by the hero and eventually becomes his ally.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mean giant isn't really typecasting.

He’d have a hard time playing a genial midget, no matter how hard he tries.

by etp_stl on Apr 24, 2009 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Motte’s just a baseball-playing hippy. My friend worked for the Redbirds last year, said he always came out of the locker room with flip flops and hippy shirts on.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

that’s all nice until he starts slinging baseballs at your head. I for one rank hippies, surfer dudes, etc. a lot higher on the toughness scale than bureaucrats. Wait, I’m a bureaucrat.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

APu

HR field cycle?

left
right
center???

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He got the hardest two out of the way

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

small sample size alert

BUT colby is hitting over .300!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 23, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

dont make the Mang angry.

You wont like him when he’s angry!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Meanwhile

in non-April-like things, how about that 21 RBI for APu?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no, not Finrand!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The Missouri

version should be “I’m on a Barge.”

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm on a barge aaaand

It’s really large aaaaaand
I’ve got a Cardinal-themed pashmina afghaaaaaaaan

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Now work something about Huck Finn and muddy river in there.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert's the king of the world

on a barge like ankiel
if you at wrigley,
then you sure not me ohh

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Apr 23, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Albert Pujols

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you guys are referring to but...

There is a place called the Burger Barge here in Peoria

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone ever mention that Colby used to be a pitcher?

I mean we have 2 CFs that used to pitch :)

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

skip, too

he was a closer in college.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 23, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tats lost the baby fat again.

He looks like a baseball player again.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs to bring back the skunk look again

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever happened to the REAL sean green?

the one who turned a HR into a triple in the NLCS against us.

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert wants to go home and sleep?

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im 24 and know that...

what does that say

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that we grew up with computers?

I am 26 and had a dos computer from the time I was like 6, played Kingdom of Kroz like a mad man, then Doom and Doom 2 in DOS, along with others.

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I played Doom once...

and was scared so bad I didnt sleep for a week.

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I'm the old man at 31.

I remember going to college with guys that had never used a computer before Windows 95, though. I did a serious double-take when the guy told me that.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Drug Dealer game for the TI-83...

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

first thing on my graphing calc

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phoenix was the best

I owned that game.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 24, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

but you learned the importance of safe sex.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to college with people that had never used computers before

One of the Freshmen on my floor my Junior year had barely ever touched a computer it was so weird since almost everyone else had a computer in their room.

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine too

I had never ventured into the realm of the world wide web before then.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

your Freshmen year would have been my 8th grade year which was around the time we were trying out prodigy, AOL 2.0 and some other early providers on my 14.4 or slower modem.

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Started out college on a 9600 modem.

It’s been a long time since I heard the squelch.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

in College I had a T1 but came home to dial up each summer till my Junior year or so and finally got 512 DSL…before we got DSL though I would play with my best friend in Starcraft by doing computer to computer dialing, would suck if we got disconnected late at night.

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

Although I had a dial-up Juno email account for a few years prior.

by liam on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

weve come a long way...

now we can program computers to play first base and put up hilarious stat lines

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL.

He’s a man, not machine.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Destroy (D)

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like bizarro tony!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 23, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's staying out

of his own way just this once.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did work Thursty in there.

But no, no mass schiffaroo.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

just rackin up the fielding saves.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on PJ buckled down

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame DAN

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Now it’s a game. Curse Carlos Beltran to death and darkness.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow way to put a dent in it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh dang

things are getting interesting

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

You never can tell

when 12 runs will come in handy.

PJ, I hope that wasn’t your ticket to Memphis.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think youre onto something

I heard the train bell as soon as the Beltran HR landed.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he rode with that ball back to memphis

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's an ugly line for PJ

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 23, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Put in Kelvin Jiminez

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

8 straight

half innings with at least one run scored

"Statistics mean nothing to the individual"
"You are what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy"

by jacksonian on Apr 23, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

record?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont have the bref skills

or whatever skills are needed to research that but i doubt it

"Statistics mean nothing to the individual"
"You are what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy"

by jacksonian on Apr 23, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Al knows what

he is talking about (ie PJ).

"Stats are for losers," Muschamp said after last week's victory. "I like winning games."

by SoonerfanTU on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Win expectancy plummets

to 98%

"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm and is blossoming into a large cobra." - Mike "The Moon Man" Shannon

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

2.1 innings 57 pitches 4 h 6 rs 3 ers 2 bb and 1 k

by Evilfrog on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

just ouch.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is my reaction

link

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow walters

had a bad outing. and thats an understatement

by CardsCentralChamps09 on Apr 23, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

lookie, lookie, I found a cookie!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Cow!

Tony put Miller out there for only one batter, and he still almost died.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

One pitch appearance.

At least it was an out.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so...

does this mean that miller gets to face a righty in wright?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hooray!

Maybe tony has come out of his post-carp funk

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Perez involved in TESS last summer

This wouldn’t be v2.0 would it?

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, they have Carlos Beltran, anyway.

That covers up some deficiencies, playing us.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

bite your tongue

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give...

TESS?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check my sig

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

that was an awful game… thanks (i mean no thanks) for the bad reminder :)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

People

need to stop bringing this up!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

very bad things

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that that nickname sticks with him through his whole career.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

The 37 year old Chris “Young Pitcher” Perez. Hope he still has that Jason LaRue haircut.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It IS a 12-8 game

If Tony wanted to save the bullpen a bit, I woudn’t be too mad.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have 18 pitchers in the bullpen, but ...

we might not have enough relievers for the upcoming games. That’s ridiculous.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice strikeout.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

95,95,95....87

Love that drop in velocity

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Young Pitcher

“NO, says I!”

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

YP

K

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get some more runs

Whaddaya say

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

if that is what I think it was...

party foul

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that cheese as stinky as it appeared on gameday?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

haha exactly what i was gonna ask

i hate not being able to watch the cards. last night on espn was nice but i would love to see them everyday

by CardsCentralChamps09 on Apr 23, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you can pony up the dough

subscribe to MLB.tv. it is definitely worth it for out of market Cards’ fans.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well im at work...

that probably wouldn’t work

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it though saturdays P!@# me off to no end

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

national broadcast should equal available nationwide.

by TNTinCO on Apr 23, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I dont care if Fox has the rights, Ive paid to watch all of the games, dangit!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's really frustrating is

if they just didn’t black out the “extra innings”, i’d be watching the games… ON FOX!!!! How stupid is that?

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 23, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cheaper

to pay for MLB.tv out of market than to pay for cable in market. Riddle me that, Batman.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

when’s LaRue up? I want some more insurance runs.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he really pitching

AT Ludwick, or is Gameday screwed up?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ankiel

looks much better when he isn’t just popping them up. I can deal with the high K rate.

by Evilfrog on Apr 23, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Wish

he walked more, like Duncan.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that rick ankiel or schneider from One Day at a Time?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 23, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

A day that culminates with a Cards win and Cubs lost

is a good day indeed.

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

gosh i hope so.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is that?

I plead ignorance?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's when your teams win expectancy is at 90% or more

and yet the Cubs find a way… just like those damn female dinosaurs on Jurassic Park.

Life… finds a way.

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldblum do not want

Even the ellipsis! bleah

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon Shoulder-licker

We need more runs!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

some insurance runs would be nice

seems crazy to say that when we’ve scored 12, but still…

by djones9 on Apr 23, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch inside much?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

strike one to SL

looked a lot like ball two

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 hits today.

Ridiculously awesome.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks

like an 8th grader.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say.

Creepy, no. Silly, yes.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

how YOU doin'?

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 23, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like

his mommy just bought him that hat special for the first day of school.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone notice...

schumakers error was changed to a hit?

by longhornscardinals on Apr 23, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah ok,

not watching so i was wondering if it was going to be changed after the mini-discussion about it.

by longhornscardinals on Apr 23, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

does this mean a save chance for YP?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be a hold, I believe

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even that

Holds are only for save situations, this wasn’t one since it is a 4 run lead

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is that?

He will have faced enough batters to have given up the lead. I thought that was the rule.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe

he has to be in for 3 innings to get the save.

someone correct me if Im wrong.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surely not.

I thought the paper gave Franklin the save with two outs the other day.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 innings or finishing the game w/ 3 or less run lead

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

basically

thats what I was eluding to. I figured the 3 runs or less was given.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

10.19 Saves For Relief Pitchers
A save is a statistic credited to a relief pitcher, as set forth in this Rule 10.19.
The official scorer shall credit a pitcher with a save when such pitcher meets all four of the following conditions:
(a) He is the finishing pitcher in a game won by his team;
(b) He is not the winning pitcher;
© He is credited with at least a third of an inning pitched; and
(d) He satisfies one of the following conditions:
(1) He enters the game with a lead of no more than three runs and pitches for at least one inning;
(2) He enters the game, regardless of the count, with the potential tying run either on base, or at bat or on deck (that is, the potential tying run is either already on base or is one of the first two batters he faces); or
(3) He pitches for at least three innings.

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Save, hold, whatever

A win’s a win. If we give it up, however, it’s just going to be good ol’ suck!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

YP

KK

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Bwah?!

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Haven't been watching the game

Has Ankiel been looking good or has he been hitting bad pitches?

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 23, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

YP

got squeezed on that first pitch to Church.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Crack open a cold one.

It’s Izzy/Franklin/Young Pitcher time.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Pssst

Don’t tell anyone, but Franklin is pitching well.

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's April.

I’m evoking the ghosts of Cards saves past.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

MYHAMMY Comin' in

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

not anymore

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd of the game...

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The officiating

has been odd this series.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?!

They just called a balk again!

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Balk?

really?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

a BALK really???

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

up to the home plate ump

to determine. and, since he is the one that called it, I dont think it mattered.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Bob Davidson in the house?

When do you see two f’in’ balks in the same game?

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

who balked earlier?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

in the first inning

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one

But it was called nonetheless on Lohse.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

so it was lohse?

:)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't we benefit from

two balks in an inning once?

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

shouldn't we stick with one pitcher per inning when we're leading by four?

bullpen management is good in a close game. not here.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GTFO??

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

per tony soprano, it's pronounced geddafucouddaheah.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get The Final Out?

Probably not the “F” he was using though.

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep changing 'em up TLR

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by dan on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Small ball

is not going to win this game for the Metskis.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Un-f'in-believable!

He’s gonna use his whole damn bullpen in this game!

by etp_stl on Apr 23, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

probably wont matter

but our bullpen is gonna be pretty tired for the upcoming series.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

If he doesn't

use the LOOGYs as LOOGYs, we’re pissed. If he does use the LOOGYs as LOOGYs, we’re pissed.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

in a close game yes in a not close game no

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It could have been

I was pleased with today’s usage.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 23, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not

It’s just FSN’s gun, he was 95-97 on gameday

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

velocity down?

95 96 and 97 mph fastballs according to gameday.

by longhornscardinals on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

really you are way ahead

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just hit 97 on Gameday

Good

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Then dropped 23 mph for a 74 mph slider to end it

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch....

thats a wicked googly

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

I didn’t think Sauce could throw it that slow.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha...reminds of wiffle ball back in the day

I through it as hard as a could for my fastball (which I could suprisingly somewhat control) and then i through a really slow knuckleball for my changeup

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

threw*

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm almost positive that was a curve

Or at the very least that’s the slurviest slider he’s ever thrown

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why what a good observation Joker

Both those had a -2.5 and -2.9 vertical break by PITCHf/x.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

went from 97 to 74

now that is some velocity drop

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 23, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Winner!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweep!!

We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

by KYCards on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Motte seriously looks like a pokemon character in his gameday picture

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Get outta here, Mets!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

New Graphs

3 more outs for the Reds, come on Reds…

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

They may be mediocre this year

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now if Wagonmaker will stop

screwing around out there and give us a solid 7 tomorrow night, this ‘pen-fest won’t bother me so much.

But really, who can complain about a Mutt-sweep?

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 23, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody have any analysis on Ankiel's PAs?

I didn’t get to see the game… Is he looking better at the dish? Or is it bad pitching?

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 23, 2009 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Who had 6-0 in the pool

for Lohse and Pinero in April?

The cat is fine, thank you.

by Intheway on Apr 23, 2009 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

so is lohse ok?

was he taken out for precaution?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

didnt watch...

but sentiment was pitch count (low 90s)

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats the consensus

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah lohse and pinero

have been much better than wainwright and carp (due to injury obviously)
who would have thought?

by CardsCentralChamps09 on Apr 23, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

tha Mang speaks

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly

i like samardzjia so im rooting for him.
even though he is a cub

by CardsCentralChamps09 on Apr 23, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

We are going to win 9 games this year, mark it

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

only 4 road games all year

and our O-line is dirty

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured they'd have the money for showers in the locker rooms

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

only on the visitors side...

so that they can clean up after mark may blows them all game

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

but yeah, bball is going to suck...

if fat luke really leaves

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you are exactly right

we ended the season on a high note obviously
and we are talented
9-3 should be our record and another bowl win would be great

by CardsCentralChamps09 on Apr 23, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get too used to it

He’s not very good.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 23, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he got hit pretty hard

against my hometown minor league team (round rock)

by CardsCentralChamps09 on Apr 23, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's his nickname now?

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not the Shark any more

surely.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Apr 23, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot of cubs fans I know are calling him shark

but I keep telling them that Sharky is already taken, and that that is what I will always call Zambrano aka Sharky

by STLRegalia on Apr 23, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has...

gills tattooed on his arm. and used to walk around campus wearing a t-shirt that fans made that said “Shark – 83” on the back. Real cool.

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I crazy?

I really have a good feeling about this year… Call me a disgusting optimist, but I have this gut feeling that YP and Motte are going to figure it out and that we are in for an awesome summer

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

fangraphs

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?gameid=290423116

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

which reminds me

Will Erik ever revive his blog there? or did he completely give it up when he started PH8?

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit!

1 % chance of victory for the scrubs

by CardsCentralChamps09 on Apr 23, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Is soto hurt still? or is it a small sample size?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 23, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

You could argue last year was a partial fluke

He wasn’t very good all through minor leagues until 2007, when he began to rake. He was very good in the majors last year, but he was due to regress.

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by dcfcblues on Apr 23, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

pshaw. clubs never understate the degree of injury to important players.

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by tom s. on Apr 23, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

7:00pm

Besides Ray Allen’s lucky shot and the NBA trying their hardest to not let the nba champs get knocked out in the first round, the bulls have been playing extremely well.

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I hope the home court calls actually go to the home team the next 2 games.

Rondo might as well have been MJ in game 2, because heavy breathing became a foul

by STLRegalia on Apr 23, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really a shame

Bulls should be up 2-0. I spent the night waiting for make up calls that never came. There’s nothing worse than when officials get in the way of a good game.
P.S. Hopefully Rondo’s ankle will slow him down a bit tonight.

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

False

2-0. He wasn’t fouled by Noah to go to the line. He had all ball.

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, come on

Even if Noah did get all ball (which he didn’t), that’s an absolutely horrible time to be challenging a shot like that and the foul was deservedly called. Pierce was shooting a fade away from just inside the 3 pt arc… Noah deserved the foul

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 23, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, It was a bad decision by Noah

But you didn’t watch the game if you couldn’t tell he got all ball.
The refs would have blown the whistle if pierce shot it wide open.

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did watch the game

and he didn’t get all ball. i would post a video if i could find one. i don’t even think it was that close. the refs in the NBA are fantastically atrocious, though.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 23, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He blocked the side of the ball.

He’s Noah so he’s a spaz. But he did not foul him.

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you challenge a shot

w/ 2 seconds left and fly through the guy like Noah did on the play, you’re going to get a foul called on you.. Bottom line.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 23, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was definitely a foul...

i dont know if he got him or not, but his face is enough to blow the whistle

Get on that leg kick

by all4tookie on Apr 23, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

It was a foul because they’d call anything on Pierce. Stars get calls. It’s retarted.

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know.

I’m not trying to be a dick. I think the NBA is poorly officiated. It’s become a game of who can flop the best. By the way you can’t too well from this link, but if you look closely You can see he slap the side of the ball. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlivZvlQGv8

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He definitely gets a good piece of the ball

But I still think that’s a foul. And it all comes down to being a stupid play by Noah… Either way, I wish the Bulls luck tonight. I’d like to see ’em knock off the Celtics. I pretty much hate all Boston teams.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Apr 23, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regardless of outcomes...

The playoffs have been fun to watch. There have been some great games and it’s only half way through round one. We’ll see how the Bulls play at home. It should be fun. I hate Boston also.

by cardfan124 on Apr 23, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

it is still bottom 9 i thought

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nvm

the last 3 outs just updated really fast

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I get to see it in person :)

Going to my first game of the year

"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."

by StLHugo on Apr 23, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too but i have to work

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

tweaked knee for Lohse

per his post game interview on FSMW.

Apparently swollen, going to get an MRI

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by dcfcblues on Apr 23, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse

“it’s a little sore, a little swollen”

He can’t say more. MRI to be done. Doesn’t sound too concerned.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

pls remove your finger from lips

Lohse said he couldn’t say more. Assumed it was because it was too early and he didn’t have info.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

from Goold

dgooldKyle Lohse going for an MRI on his right knee later tonight. He felt a pop in there but pitched to five more batters. Results probably Fri.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 23, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone got video of the game to review his last 5 ab's?

See if he pitched different in his motion?
Was the injury noticeable?

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 23, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked at his gameday

Honestly he looked like he was pitching pretty good hitting the corners in the 5 ab’s. They were just hitting it.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 23, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pop

not good.

Gallardo pitched after he tore his knee to shreds, then missed most of the season.

Paging Pedro, Paging Pedro.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 23, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya pops are bad

acl tear is a pop. which knee was it?

by huts04 on Apr 23, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

my money is on he won't pitch for the cardinals again

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 23, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the life of the contract?

what, you think he is gonna lose the leg?

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 23, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagpole sitta

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 23, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he'll be aight

I didn’t get to watch it, but did Lohse’s injury look anywhere near as brutal as Gallardo’s? Pop doesn’t always mean torn ACL. It often does, but sometimes it’s not. I distinctly remember Peyton Manning feeling a pop in his right knee when he was in college, and it turned out to be nothing.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 23, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYI

at the Cardinals Authentic store, they are selling VHS copies of the 80’s teams highlights for $5. I just got done watching “Heck of a Year” for the first time in probably twenty years, and my god did guys not wear shirts at Busch in the 80’s!

Also, from that store: if anyone else buys that Joe Petini jersey, I will murder you. It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

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by Alxfritz on Apr 23, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

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