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Game 14? Overflow Thread

Yeah, Wellemeyer! Yeah, Ankiel! Oh, Pujols. 

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horaaay beer

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

having a franklin as we speak

trying out the sam adams black lager…not bad

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine's empty

But I’ll be happy to wait a few minutes to get up for a refill.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Casey Fossum up in the 'pen

Proud hurler of that rare species: the left-handed eephus.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

If that doesn't scream...

SCORELESS OUTING against team, then I don’t know what does…

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should have been ball 4

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yeheheheheaaa

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Duncan

needs to keep the streak alive.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

we have a nice rally to be killed

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow that was definately strike 3 to thursty

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Aight Duncan

Bomb one!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell dunk?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunc

appears to be more upright this PA- or maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

was a lot further from the plate than usual.

Facing LHP must really be scary for a LHB…

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep waiting for the ump

to make a strike call in the middle of the next pitch.

by TNTinCO on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, that works

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

whew

not pretty but ill take it dunc

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

KhalilSlam plz

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he's due

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

the NY broadcast

just gave us an extended shot of Yadi adjusting his junk.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson

by davethebutcher on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

KhalilBot:

Grand. Slam. Mode. Engage.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

MeBot:

Beer. Drinking. Mode. Engage.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

make it so number one

im off for a number two

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What has Skip done to this team.....

headfirst slides into first are killing me.

by TheBirds on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

robots...

dont smile

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well deserved too

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll will take a hit plz

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

ok, seriously, stop it tim

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

what did he do now

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not what he did now,

it’s what he’ll do after a 10 second pause.

by TheBirds on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I can tell

He indicates a strike by pointing at the back of the catcher’s helmet once everyone assumes it’s a ball.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No kidding

A little indication of the call in a timely manner is your job, old friend.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the magic 8ball has

7 slots for strike and one for ball

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the one he uses in the top of the inning only has 5 slots for strike

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that goes something like this

Tim: “Oh magic 8 ball, was that pitch a strike?”

8 ball: “signs point to yes”

Tim: “Thank you, oh magic 8 ball. . . oh yeah, STRIIIIIIIIIIIKE!”

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is all too familiar

But Hoo Ray to a different results

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

rBBI I love it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

deja vu

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Redeem yourself, Thurston

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

are we sure that was a ball?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

get the hook

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

take a pitch thurston

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i half expected the ump to call a strike

just as Albert crossed the plate

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.

by Gregatron on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

And then throw Albert out of the game

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I didn't know better

I’d think half the damn world was left handed!

by ajo080s on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, Fossum.

Throw the eephus, you crazy bastard!

And this is the break that I was hoping for to get that beer: the mid-inning pitching change.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Only if Joe flips it into the RF stands

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate my dell, i really really do

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

firefox 3

but that’s not the issue. anyone else have any problems with Rick’s site? since i went there everything’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tried

restarting the browser? FF does some funny stuff when killing tabs sometimes.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i restarted the computer 5 times now & it's barely running half the programs

everything is slow, like a virus is bogging it down

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

like the mouse isn't working & there's nothing on my tool bar

crazy stuff like that

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea

it opened, then crashed & not a whole lot has worked since.

i’m running the virus check now, will run the other security check with it’s done too.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youch

If that doesn’t find anything: try this Superantispyware.

Good (free) product.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

running ad-aware & spybot now

probably should close FF but i don’t want to. if they don’t find anything i’m going there. this puppy is more jacked up than tim’s strike zone

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If all else fails

These guys have a good tool that gets the more exotic stuff. You should be able to do a deep scan on the free trial.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you very much

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

Firefox is a resource hog. I prefer it, but I do use Chrome for some sites. If I ever attempt to look at rickankielonline.com again, I shall use Chrome for sure.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chrome is the best site for VEB for me

Firefox is crap on this site. I wanted to go to rickankielonline.com but my computer warned me of malware so I didn’t

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine?

OC’d e6600 with 4 gigs o ram

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

it is. FF takes up too many resources for older computers. Don’t get me wrong: I love FF.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a top of line computer

I have a Quad Core 3.0 GHZ with 4 gigs of ram

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea what you & funkeec just said

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your computer warned you of malware for real?

That might explain why gdm’s computer is so jacked.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh perfect

i’m throwing this sucker threw the wall

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah AVG anti virus

I would download it and scan your computer

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dig

Antivir. Usually among the first with updated definitions.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use AVG

and I’ve got Avast on my husband’s computer.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like time to do a system restore

I feel for you man, my laptop got completely fried last week. I am going throuh those things addicts go through

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's malware out there

that attacks your system restore point files.

I disable system restore on all my xp installations.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did not know that

that might be part of the problem with my laptop. I really miss that thing. Cardinal baseball and VEB are just not the same without a properly functioning laptop.

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn thing still isn't working right

i have everything fixed but the mouse. the wheel won’t work, so i have to use the arrow keys to move the page up & down.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 23, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reinstall

the software or drivers.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 23, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

All b/c of Ankiels website

that’s pretty hilarious.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 23, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

because of him i've missed the past two game threads

i’m sure i’ve been missed(right?? right??)

how would i reinstall the stuff that controls this mouse? i guess it’s a mouse, i don’t know what else it would be called. the part that’s not working is the scrolling option, where you just run your finger up, down, left, right & it moves the page. it’s driving me nuts not being able to do that.

there are a couple other gremlins that i wont go into, but i ran every anti virus, span, malware, program we had & the ones liam posted. they found a crap load of stuff, so i’m going through trying to get everything back to normal. it’s a slow, painful process. thanks a lot Dick.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 23, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh Oh,

Here’s the Possum.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson

by davethebutcher on Apr 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe someone should tell Tony

that it was Barton that got traded, not Barden

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, glad that got relayed so quick

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball 3

Please Please Please Please

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i need to get on the casey fossum diet

can a human get any skinnier

i think i heard kate moss tell him to stay off the coke

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

rBBi again???

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOYAH

tied game

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

me likey!!

if you can’t trust a southern lawyer cooking a kosher meal in a dumpster,
well, then, the world has grown far too cynical

by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WTFLOLOMGLMAOBBQ

w00t!

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.

by Gregatron on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Tie game

Which team wants to lose less?

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

wooohooo!!

I like seeing teams with worse bullpens than ours…

Does welly go back out? or snice we have 13 relievers…

by Evilfrog on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Barden up

The question’ll be whether Walters or Boggs is the longman.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably Walters

Since Boggs is now our fifth starter.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duncan

Said he was leaning toward Boggs being the starter vs. Cubs

by Glowsticks on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lean on, Big Dunc

I’ll go for four innings of walters for his first save.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

except the Mets bullpen is awesome

with Putz and KRode

MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets

by dcfcblues on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the

I guess the jugular is that-a-way

by DanUpBaby on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Greene has 2 walks today

Matching his career high in a season

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Greene has seen more pitches today than he saw last year

Okay, that’s unfair, he missed a lot of time last year.

by mojowo11 on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

I was hoping for the world’s biggest dong jack

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what SHE said

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.

by Gregatron on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like first pitch swinging there

but it was a strike and he made good contact, so I can’t be too mad

MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets

by dcfcblues on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

logic suffer...

4 straight balls…
1pitch 1 out…

by duncans_army on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

in all fairness, he guessed right

it was a fastball right down the pipe, he just didn’t lift it

MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets

by dcfcblues on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i don't like swinging away against Perez

but you can’t let someone who might be capable of throwing a strike get ahead of you as easily.

by TheBirds on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was fossum

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it was a perfect pitch to hit

I’m complaining after the fact… just wish we had some more discipline when the ump is squeezing both teams and the pitcher doesn’t seem to want to throw strikes

by duncans_army on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fastball over the center of the plate

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

i know barden’s had a nice start but for the love of God patience at the plate just led to multiple runs and he immediately forgoes a patient approach. dumb

by kalmavet on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fossum comes in with the bases loaded

And walks the hitter on 4 pitches. That’s quality relief work right there.

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

dominate KMAC

just dominate

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

why was he so shallow did he show bunt?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

cause its castillo

and he hits a dribbler half the time

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Late to the party.

Will commit more to the thread in a few. Go Cards!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

will be 10

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

I need to try speed

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cant eat and i cant sleep

but ive got the cleanest house on the street

by huts04 on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

great commercial

one of the few antidrug commercials I remember from being a kid.

I was drugged up during all the other ones so . . . kinda a lost cause at that point.

by azruavatar on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

/lying

I’ve never even smoked pot but I wanted to use that punch line.

by azruavatar on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved the “I learned it from watching you” commercial with the dad confronting his kid with a cigar box full of rubber hose and needles.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found my dad's pot stache before

And promptly stole pot from it. What was going to do? Ask me if I stole his pot

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crack doesn't kill.

People do.

Themselves.

By taking crack.

by mojowo11 on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

speed is the new crack

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

just turned on the game

and I can’t help but he excited… as reyes is at the plate.

by thewizard3 on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

joe morgan

I believe is who he was going for

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

posted below

For reasons I cannot explain, I was watching a Sunday night game once and Morgan was talking about how exciting Reyes was just standing at his position. Thats what I was basing it off of.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Dan just insinuate

that Jose Reyes is an exciting ballplayer?

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Now

Mike and John are prattling on about him.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder if his excitment can fix my dell?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm....

Deli.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hear great things about mom's is it in the stl?

are they true?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I’m staying with a friend who lives near there this weekend. Never stopped in there. It should be warm enough to drink a beer on the sidewalk, too.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been a few

years since I was there, but I’m guessing it’s still good.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's right by my place, too

There are three really god deli’s around here: Macklind Ave, Mom’s, and LeGrand’s. I prefer LeGrand’s of the three.

(They’re also my butcher. that place rocks.)

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont wanna be the one to break it to you,

but, I dont think anything can fix Dell

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing is more exciting

than jose reyes at the bat, unless it’s jose reyes on the bases

by kalmavet on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

jose reyes

just standing at SS is exciting.

Swear I heard Morgan say that once

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Kmac

make this the most exciting strikeout ever!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

HOORAY!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kmac

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay Ryan

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

what the?

a hit for Ryan?? my damn Dish must be acting up again

by kalmavet on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

nice hit boog

lets go ahead with this run

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

atta boy church

way to play it into a hit.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Disco Rick

With the two hit night!

Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.

by Gregatron on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, i haven't seen rick since he shaved

that is quite the porn star stache

if you can’t trust a southern lawyer cooking a kosher meal in a dumpster,
well, then, the world has grown far too cynical

by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

real good

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

he doesn’t. He looks like a Muppet.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well then

atleast he has 2 hits as a muppet

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks like the bad guy

In a wild west movie

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'll be yah huckleberry."

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

noice

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

sad, but true

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

he is just missing his pitches

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Id like to see him lose one

or that.

Albert, the On Base Maching!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Albert

Make him pay! He’s thrown you two fastballs over the heart!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

well least only one out

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

what

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he was out

ill take it

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

nm

maybe not

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I’ll take a break there, his toe was still on the bag

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

favorable call… looked like foot was on the bag on the replay. Though apparently that is the toughest call to make as an ump (foot coming off the bag right as the runner comes in)

by duncans_army on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

and don't forget the ball coming in

3 things at once to deal with

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets see some dongjacking

Luddy!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball Gods vs. Tim McClellan's crew

No offense, oh gods. I prostrate myself in thine presence.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

that sounds,,,,

painful

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Boog gets hits

people(1st base umpire)tend to lose their mind

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

come on RBIWICK

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOO catchers interference

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Not me

I’d rather have luddy batting with only 1 out.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that's why....

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

catchers interference?

isn’t that the 3rd one this year

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

good acting

from Ludwick, it looked like.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

looked like he made the call

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't that extend the streak?

scored as a single, correct?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

i retract my statement then

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah its an error on the catcher

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

catchers interference!

I didnt think that happened at the big league level

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

rather have ludwick up

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday:

“Unknown Strike”

OK, this umpiring crew has no idea what’s going on.

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ludwick needs a hit to continue his streak

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

shut up dan

gonna need more franklins to get through this one.

by hoofhearted-pujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohh yadi

don’t you ever change.

by TheBirds on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

1st pitch swinging

ugly

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by gocards62 on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morning from Bangkok. No fireworks on the streets for once. How about some at Busch?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

not yet,

btw, whatever you do, do no go to rick ankie’s web site. unless you hate your life, then by all mean, go nuts

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

For real.

Do not go that site. Thanks alot, Fritz!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ad-ware found three problems, spybot just got going. we'll see what it finds

and then i’ll check the stuff liam posted.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

F

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for taking a pitch Yadi

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by dcfcblues on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Three innings end with bases loaded?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi you douche

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinda harsh.

He did throw a runner out at first today and the double and… oh wait.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel better already

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shi-yut

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm ok with them swinging at the first pitch of a PA if it's right down the pipe

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, yadi

please, please, please, look at a pitch or two before deciding that the first one was the best one.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be awesome if our guys would quit swinging at the first pitch and punching it into the ground. Until you get two strikes, you should swing at your pitch. If that first pitch is your pitch, you should be able to square it up and not just punch a grounder somewhere. In theory, anyway.

"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.

by redbirdnation8206 on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly

if they did both get their pitch then i’m worried since they did nothing w/ it. more likely they just swung, period. did the 4 run inn teach nothing?

by kalmavet on Apr 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi got his pitch

if you look at his pitch/fx breakdown, that ball was right in the middle of his red zone. he just tried to pull it a bit too much.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

normally

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

shh

dont tell him. he doesnt seem to realize

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO!

errr dont be me and call the bad stuff

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think its more the second half of work

like of a season

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't every reliever on the team?

maybe i’m over-reacting but I HATE the 2 inn reliever stuff

by kalmavet on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay boys- pay attention-- I'm only going to say this once

STOP SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

if you can’t trust a southern lawyer cooking a kosher meal in a dumpster,
well, then, the world has grown far too cynical

by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

In NBA news...

The Pistons have whittled away a 27-point Cavs lead to 8…all in the 4th quarter!

Without Lebron, the Cavs are the worst team in the league

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

+ eleventy billion!

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm

cardboard.

That Imo’s endorsement was pretty disgusting, though.

(I prefer Whittaker’s)

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardboard

w/ tomato paste, oil-based cheese, and a huge pile of oregano in the middle.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally agree.

Sometimes I feel I’m the only St. Louis native that hates it.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

it depends which joint you go to

some are nasty, but some are actually pretty good

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sir

tomato sauce and provel on a cracker. That ain’t pizza.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

last time i had imo's was about 6 years ago

from one place in maryland heights. it had been about 5 years before that since the last i had some imo’s, and it seamed to me they changed everything about what used to make them good. or i had just never had good pizza before & once i did, imo’s seamed highly overrated.

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you guys know

That thin crust pizza is actually unhealthier than normal crust

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did you hear that?

It doesn’t make any sense

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

I did not know that

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as it's not castrol, you'll be ok

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that last time I ate Imo's

it must have been castor oil based. Never again.

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might have to do

with the cheese. At least St. Louis style pizza.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Provel isn't cheese

It is to real white cheese what velvetta is to cheddar.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point

exactly. That shit is nasty.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"KK"Mac

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

KMac is back.

Fuck you, spring trainig.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

bam

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy cameltoe!

You rule!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have FSMW...

…but I’m still rec’ing you for awesomeness.

by mojowo11 on Apr 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How are you guys finding these?

I’m never going to shower at this rate

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two sites a look on

justin.tv- baseball channels, then you have to slog through a bunch of pubescent posts in a chat box to find a link. I don’t post on those things, but I suppose if you wanted to you could join and ask for the link, read through a half dozen F*** the Cardinals type posts and then get the link if you are lucky.

The other site I check is channelsurfing.net. They only have one baseball channel, so you have to get really lucky for it to be Cards game.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use

myp2p.eu and look in the MLB forum

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't there some software

you have to download for that?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes and no

If it is on ustream, freedo, and justin.tv no, If using TVAnts or Sop Cast than yes

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of work

Pay yourself $18/hr and you’re losing money pretty quick from just not buying mlb.tv

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in Saint Louis

I don’t watch enough TV to justify cable. I normally don’t look for baseball games for free. I don’t mind just listening on the radio

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

got nothing else going on

I’m watching the game on FSMW anyways, just wanted to help out those guys that don’t have the privilege of living in MO

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

except mlb.tv doesn't work this year

stupid flash thing is terribly awful.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

works well for me

much better than that silverlight crap

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you have silverlight installed?

if you do, uninstall it. It is complete rubbish

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

great quality

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this

always air FSMW?

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

I’ve gotten links to that site twice now, and they are very high quality, but I think they just show whatever game they feel like showing.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

I just noticed this was SNY.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are awesome!

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-MAC

Who is ready for Boyer in the 8th?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Boyer

Unavailable today because he threw a bullpen for Big D earlier today

by Glowsticks on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony

said he’s unavailable after his bullpen session.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

it was sarcasm anyway

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos striking out always makes my heart sing.

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they heard you

thanks a lot!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second one

They had Fossum in earlier.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes i know

i was wondering why they even put the righty in at all….

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feliciano is nuts

Seems like he pitches every damn day.

by mojowo11 on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

9th time already this season

goodness gravy thats a lot!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a 3 walk game anyday

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet...

I’m still waiting for cesar izturis or adam kennedy to hit one…

by duncans_army on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

iz got his on opening day. now he’s regressing to the mean (if i recall correctly)

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 hr/yr

sounds like he’s already tuned to his mean.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB

good enough

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another walk?

what the hell

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

KG

walked AGAIN!

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Another BB for Greene

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not human!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan

stop now. Body mass is not necessarily an indicator of PEDs.

by azruavatar on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

ped's

make you ripped, not round

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends

on how you take them.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and what you do after you take them

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

mass isn't in the right location

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the injections?

i don’t know where I was going with that one.

by TheBirds on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steroids need to be injected into muscle mass, right?

Shouldn’t be too hard to go from that to a Reyes joke.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

Reyes deep fries his steroids.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which

he’s shot into Twinkies.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had an incompetent translator

But his donkey is a freakin’ beast.

by liam on Apr 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

have they learned nothing from arod?

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it was,

then Dan would be using. He’s puffed up over the years.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

A buddy of mine

was wondering if he got a contract with McDonalds over the winter and was getting paid in Big Macs.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

too much Imo’s.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you understand

Chipper Jones and Ken Griffey, Jr.! They’re gotten bigger because they got older but they’re never mentioned because they didn’t get bigger!

by mojowo11 on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Waino!

Make his wagon!!!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure I'd go with WW right here

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

good thing we have 20 pitchers

clogging up the roster

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats ridiculous

We only have 17 pitchers

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

it’s better than having them clogging up the basepaths.

by tomsteele on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Thurston

is joining us down here on earth

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

come on WW kill the rally

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i do not like this

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet he doesn't get the fishsticks joke

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and 3 crappy MI's

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright batting?

My avatar is 3 years into the future for sure...

by Taskmaster on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

What if Wainwright swings too hard and...

tears his oblique, and the ball flies into the dugout and hits Pujols in the eye and Carpenter in the elbow? Seriously, how screwed would we be then?

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

and hits Colby Rasmus in the groin, and Duncan in the right shoulder

We couldn’t even make trades!

My avatar is 3 years into the future for sure...

by Taskmaster on Apr 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Bartman on the mound"

either that was very funny, or very prophetic (I’m not sure when that came out)

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

when will the NL catch up with the times and go with a DH to protect pitchers from having to be able to play a part in the whole game

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

thinking outside the box

leave AW in to pitch 2 innings?

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he should it is his normal day today

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

right.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

A completely fucking predictable outcome

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

yep.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

small win

i didnt see him grabbing his side there….

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahh good old Denny's against Beltran

I think a walk is about as good as you can expect.

by TheBirds on Apr 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

2 strikes

throw the curve!

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

rec’d for fond memories

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahah

dunno what pitch that was but that didnt work

by FunkeeC on Apr 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching the ustream

and heard this gem

“there’s an apocryphal story that turned out not to be true”

got to love that

The cat is fine, thank you.

by Intheway on Apr 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

applesauce

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Sauce time

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

when someone says sauce

Motte is not the first thing I think of

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

his mind was taken over by aliens

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elisha Dushku can suck my brains any day

It kind of sounds like he’s [Duncan] just running around like a puppy out there – full speed ahead in random directions. – BTown Birds Fan

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

by gdm426 on Apr 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he did pitch to beltran

an extremely dangerous switch-hitter. A solo HR there would have caused damage to something in my household.

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

typical

lets hope the firehose is coming out

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the situation that Motte was created for

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ok going to listen to the blues game going into overtime

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

after the ot intermission and Motte makes quick work of the mets of course...

:P

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd myself for super amazing ness...

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hate to say it, but

Reyes’s gameday picture is the closest I’ve ever seen to anyone’s head filling up the entire square.

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Apr 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

it's exciting

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I have said for 5+ years that he

is the one of most underachieving players in baseball

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that works

St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008

by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

OUTlhjdghkaka

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

what is the score on that?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

a whole lot of awsome.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson

by davethebutcher on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

9-5-2?

no error since the runner didnt advance

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

9-5-5-2?

- "I went at it and didn’t slow down, so it kind of bounced off me." -Lil' Dunc

by SleepyCA on Apr 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was f-ing

CRAZY.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

what a strange play!

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my gosh

if you can’t trust a southern lawyer cooking a kosher meal in a dumpster,
well, then, the world has grown far too cynical

by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The little birdie says

WTF?

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

give me an out!!!!

Sweetest double play ever, I swear it was a designed play!!!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The real question is

After Thurston threw that strike to home from the mound, at what point will he pitch this season?

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

oh beltran

how the mighty have fallen

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Omg what a crazy play

Why didn’t Beltran slide?

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

it's April

and he’s saving himself for the playoffs.

oh wait…

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOLINAAAAA

LOL beltran, cardinals killer?!?!

2006 NLCS not so much

Molina is having a great tagging game.

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

On a freak play at home, Beltran

did not slide. He stepped on Yadi’s foot, and Yadi tagged him out. If he had slid, he would’ve been safe.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fly ball to right

beltran tagged from second, luddy threw to 3rd, thurston tried to snap a tag down, lost the ball to the mound, beltran tried to score, thurston ran it down and fired to molina for the out at the plate. Beltran didn’t slide, molina put his left foot in front of the plate and Beltran stepped on it, not the plate.

/punctuation fail

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fundementals

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

where to begin...

holy hell, something just happened!

by TheBirds on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

9-5-2 out

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly ball out to ludwick

Beltran tags from 2nd, throw was a bit late, ball gets away from thurston. Beltran takes off for home, Thurston gets ball and throws it Yadi. Beltran doesn’t slide(!!!) and is called out after stepping on Yadi’s foot and not the plate.

by stlhulsey on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Amazin Avenue
I HATE YADIER MOLINA MORE THAN ANYONE EVER

He is right above child molesters, drunk drivers and peyton manning on my shit list.

by Gina on

simply amazing

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

What a break

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOYAH

maybe its our night?

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

this is simply meant to be

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

wow mislay

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

OH YES!

That reminds me of that time Manny fell down in the 2004 World Series

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mets are melting

I don’t think I’ve seen anything like this before

by cloistermaximus on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

no words

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

Leadoff Triple!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

That was Duncanesque

MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets

by dcfcblues on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

When Boog hits the ball hard

people fall down

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

here you go

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

link fail

never mind

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANK!

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ankiel with a clutch late inning hit

now i’ve seen everything

MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets

by dcfcblues on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Dan needs to check his pants

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

Rick in a clutch situation.

by azruavatar on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Apocalypse

4 horsemen

hug your mothers

by azruavatar on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know right?

doesn’t happen much but thank god! hopefully this will be the game that gets him going…he’s sooo heady

by kalmavet on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS ANK;S night baby

nice

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Exit Dick

Enter Rick

I've got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train
I'm going back to New Orleans, to wear that ball and chain

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome everyone

to the Dick breakout party!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

20 million dollars and he can't be bothered

Idiot. ’mazing play by molina.

What was that the mets outfielder falling?!?! THat’s Duncans job

ANKIELS BAAAAAACK

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Rick

with a late inning clutch hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ANK out of his funk????????????

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

let's hope

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is magical

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

After being at the games on Friday and Saturday

this is freaking MAGICAL!!!

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

amazin.

Classic underachiever.

by spants on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The power of the Stache!

When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom

by ANDYAK47 on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

it looks like a small gerbil died on his face

Seems to be working tonight

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems like he's been a ton more excited this year

I wonder if he was told by management to step up his enthusiasm or something

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

debbie downer geez

let’s cross our fingers

"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy

by FutureMan on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too true

Too true. I better go grab another cold Franklin.

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Apr 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let us enjoy this sleeting moment.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And by sleeting i mean fleeting

Although some sleet would be sorta crazysexycool right now

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

dicky dicky dick!!!

late inning clutch hit? From ankiel?

by Evilfrog on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

dear lord, did the Cards actually have a 1-2-3 9th inning save? Good time to drink

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

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