Game 9 Overflow Thread
by DanUpBaby on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT
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So, those Cardinals--how about 'em.
Baron's Note: things are not, as we all know by now, well in Cardinal land. It looked like Carpenter was grasping his side, so we'll hope it's a muscle thing. Oy.
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You suck world!!!
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nuh uh.
You suck, Alex!
Signed, the World
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“It’s not my fault you’re father didn’t love you!” – The world.
“I’m so sad.” – Me.
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know,
your dad might not have been so disappointed if you knew which version of your to use.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a family joke.
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by Alxfritz on Apr 15, 2009 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, did anyone hear about Carpenter?
Seems he’s hurt or something.
by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he hurt himself and the cardinal nation seems as if it is about ready to drink the Kool-Aid.
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
by Crentist on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
I’m pretty sure he’s just an urban legend
by cardinalpride on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh crap
didn’t know carp got hurt
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BREAKING NEWS
The President got a new dog!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I done getting my hopes up anymore
This is BS
by riotmute on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Carp
is hurt? who knew?
I think he’ll be fine.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
on account of Carp's early exit I recommend a social
here’s to Carpenter’s health….drink up folks
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I suggest pure grain alcohol
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you believe we in ohio can't buy everclear?
what a load of crap
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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the SoCo will work
plus it’ll taste better
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only through the first 2 or 3 shots
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Pepper
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hear hear
*raises glass “and to Albert too!”
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smokes my grandpas ashes.
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
keith richards? is that you?
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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally,
I’m planning on freebasing some moon rocks; however, I worry that will only get me back to normal.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got good news guys
ESPN is reporting Carpenter strained his calf running the bases.
The bad news? His calf is apparently in his arm pit.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ha!
recd for making me laugh
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ordered some Imo's pizza
I needed consolation.
Plus I was hungry and I’ve got no groceries (and, indeed, no car).
by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rasmus is so fast
why doesn’t he steal every pitch?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was basically a pitchout, too
Coulda rounded second and taken third. He had a HUGE jump.
by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*RASMUS
thievery
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody save that base
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he could have almost stolen 3rd on that jump
that was fun to watch.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
New rule...
when ever carp gets hurt tony must replace him with franklin so that the rest of us can get drunk more quickly
Go crazy folks, go crazy!
by WizardofOz on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's a good thing we have rick porcello to call up to take carps place
oh wait
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch
Look, I don't ask for much. All I want from the 2009 season is for Carp and Adam to combine for 420 IP and go 1-2 in the Cy Young voting, and for Albert to win the MVP again. Oh, and for the Cubs to never win another World Series as long as I live. I really don't think that is too much to ask.
by nycbirdo on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if by rick porcello.....
you mean p.j. walters.
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by Crentist on Apr 14, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
would you by any chance...
be dwight scrute’s dentist?
capital letters suck.
by soccerfreak on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When it comes down to it.....
If the success of our entire season hung solely on carp being healthy, then we are a poorly prepared ball club.
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
by Crentist on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sheets......
..as in get some new ones because people are shitting thier bed, or sheets as in ben, because his shoulder is in 7 different places like the shards of the dark crystal.
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
by Crentist on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmmmmmmmmm
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dream
Someone please wake me up and tell me it’s only a bad dream!
by StAlphonzo on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
come on, the season just got interesting
if anything I don’t think this is the injury that ends his season.
I’ve come down from the ledge now, you should to.
by TheBirds on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get back up here with us.
Where do you think you’re going? C’mon now…
by stlfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN IT SIX
YOU’RE NOT THAT SERIOUS ANYMORE!!!!
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why do you guys keep channeling that stupid commercial?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know error
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP IT
:) seriously… it sucks dong
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Carpenter sprained calf. Taken out as precaution"
Not true (yet), but what I predict to hear.
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
arizona's color guy
just said the cardinals can beat you with speed… what a change from the past years
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
like the drug?
cause that would be brilliant
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breaking news
Cardinals sign Pedro Martinez for a 1-year, $49.99 deal.
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Khalil has been a bit of a disappointment so far
both offensively and defensively
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Albert should've had that
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
blame his momma for not making him taller
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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was a short hop
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strained left rib cage on the swing in his last at bat
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Carp is not allowed to swing if/when he comes back
just have him stand there
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright then Carp
No more swinging for you.
by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Strain of left rib cage on swing in his last AB"
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he only misses the rest of this game
Can we just give up an out every time his turn to bat comes up?
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, Carp only bunts for the rest of his career
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
strain of the left rib cage
Steinbrenner wakes up and says this proves the NL is dangerous and stupid.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm considering becoming a DH fan.
But AW gets to bat for himself.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've always been a DH guy
maybe because i’m too young to remember when there wasn’t one. but most pitchers can’t hit, and stuff like this just adds to my belief they shouldn’t pitch & both leagues need a DH.
sure would solve our problem with Baby Dunk
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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and/or allen craig.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The DH should only exist
if you can let the pitcher hit and pick someone else to hit for. I’m looking at you Izturis.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
He could’ve turned into a kangaroo.
by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you made my wife laugh
(she is sitting next to me)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and carpenter channels the black knight
i’ve had worse…only a flesh wound
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there any chance he could pitch sunday
by huts04 on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
so Carp probably misses a start or two….the world has not ended
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and this game gets worse and worse
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice job KMac
when is it going to come out he’s hurt?
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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sweet mullet
anyone see the mullet on the guy who caught that?
Go crazy folks, go crazy!
by WizardofOz on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kmac
you have to keep the ball DOWN!
thanks
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My theory that Carp is made of papier mache gains more and more credence each year
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I always thought it he was made of duct tape, paper clips, and glue
and is shoulder is held together by string
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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4-6 weeks
per Shannon
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shite
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats what a rib is
he might be drunk. But I trust him.
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess two weeks plus rehab.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how did we go from
being evaluated tomorrow to 4-6 weeks?
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds cautious
which i’m ok with
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's also looking for the double play right now.
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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That seems about right. So mid-may, early june at the latest? That's not AWFUL
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats got to be a guess
no way they would know before tomorrow.
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by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shannon is drunk
FSMW even said there was no timetable or anything yet, he hasn’t been evaluated
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
How the hell does he know that 20 minutes after it happened?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omnipotence
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*omniscience
i think is the word you were looking for….if he was omnipotent he could have kept Carp from swinging at that pitch….
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no He made it that way!!!
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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche
I’m a moran
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A frosty one would hit the spot
right about now.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did he get his Doctorate from?
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
U of the Streets
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dr. Patella gave him the order form
from the back of the monthly he got his from.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think on nights like tonight
you don’t really need to use the ******
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by mattyfrommo on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
amazing how fast it all implodes
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my theory: larussa decides that carp should no longer take at-bats
and permanently moves him to the bullpen
by djones9 on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's ok guys
I just found a 6 year old package of Kool-Aid Berry Blast in my cabinet.
Damn it, Kool-Aid guy. Not cool…not cool.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Weren't you saying you wanted that hole in your wall?
Oh, no? Well, shit.
by stlfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i second that motion
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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KMac reminds us why he isn't a starter
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
more than one inning
and implosion ?
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
by Paulspike on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because he gave up an error,
a home run, and a walk?
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
diner or the opposing brewery?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is the the consensus choice to replace Card assuming he missing at least 1 start
I say PJ.
by TheBirds on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thompson
KMac slides into long relief Perez comes up.
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't say what was going to happen
i said what was your choice.
by TheBirds on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's Jeff Weaver up to these days?
by cardinalpride on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Weaver and greene on the same team?
Yes, please.
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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
flipping burgers and smoking weed
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
im betting on motte getting
2 innings in this game
by huts04 on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nah he'll only go 1. but we'll definitely see him
One of the Loogy’s is gonna pitch a full innning
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully it's the Meatatarian
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A part of me dies everytime I hear
Cardinal Greats doing commercials for places like Good Feet
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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Kyle McClellan was a starter for some time in the minors, Al"
“He really was, Dan.”
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they get paid much more than we do most likely
sigh
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
much much more
Dan and Al are probably pulling down 3-4 hundred k a year
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
though I dont know how much some of you guys make
but that’s a wholllllllllllllllllle lot more than I make
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep....
i think that maybe if i just talked more…. and acted like i knew everything that there was to kmnow about baseball…. then i could have a gig like al
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's 300k to 400k more than I make.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well maybe if you were morgan freeman
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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
my guess: miller gets out of it, motte pitches the 6th, kinney the 7th, reyes the 8th, franklin the 9th
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
huh??
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
two guys but
ok
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At the time it was appropriate.
Sigh, frustrating evening.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Lohse
has a few more complete games in him.
by Iowa on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone call Pineiro
And tell him he doesn’t get to start in the next WBC either.
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as he gets to face
the Houston line-up…should be a done-dadda
by coopdeville on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Trever Miller was a starter for some time in high school, Al."
“He really was, Dan.”
by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
I was going to go with the T-Ball bit but thought it too much.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid
we will discover that Khalil is a real defensive liability. He will need to produce at bat in order to compensate.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
by heathen on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is looking that way
but coming into the season, I thought he was going to be very good defensively.
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No words.
Should have sent a poet.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sloppy sloppy sloppy
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cmon defense
get with it, no defense=no playoffs
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2 outs
why the pickoff move, dumbass?
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so its an unearned run
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
disagree
the pick-off move just doesn’t make sense
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Rick Ankiel doesn't start hitting
I’m moving him into the rotation. And he can just deal with it.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Look on the bright side
at least we have effective LOOGY’s
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
whew
that couldve been uglier
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
at least that didn’t come back to bite us in the arse
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice that our LHP
can actually get people out this year.
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by gocards62 on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's weird, isn't it?
I’ve grown to hate the LOOGY role over the past 2 years.. Now that it works, I don’t know how to feel anymore.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no further damage
breathe, Cardinals Nation, breathe
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Thompson starting in Wrigley on sunday night baseball? Fail
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tell me about it
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like the worst thing EVER
And for good measure you have to Listen to Morgan and Phillips. I might just drink some hemlock that night and get it over with.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what no kool aid?
what kind of chicken little are you???
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
master plan
It’s a National broadcast right?
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
to wipe out who exactly?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Al doesn't think that is happening
because having a long reliever is too valuable.
Who said he was? How do the Cardinals keep making decisions in just a matter of 10 minutes?
Have they gone to DEFCON 3? Did the break the keys and started initiating the procedures for the next 5 months? Seriously.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont know if its gonna happen
Just that the thought of it is bone chilling
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to sit for 3+ hours in rainy, mid-thirties Chicago air to see Thompson pitch
Maybe I’ll just taunt some big Cubs fan and have him end my misery.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, this certainly does suck.
Oh well, it could have been worse, I suppose, but still. Blech.
And please, for the love of god, not Brad effing Thompson spot starting against the Cubs.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so Carp is really out for a while?
unbelievable… hopefully it won’t be as bad as they thought
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW IN THE HELL COULD HAVE IT BEEN WORSE
Nuclear winter? Ethnic cleansing? Hall and Oates marathon?
It doesn’t get any worse than an hour ago.
I’m not getting out of bed tomorrow.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not like Carpenter has had one seemingly mundane tweak
lead to worse injuries in the past.
by azruavatar on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Rauch?
Look for the heat, Rick. You know it’s coming
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell is wrong with rick?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
Not to stoke everybody’s fears, but Gameday just said Carpenter left with an injured back, not a ribcage
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
first his ribs, then his calf, now his back? Was he shot?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
small caliber
it bounced around.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just in:
Carpenter infected with the Ebola virus
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S LUPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by azruavatar on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
silly robot
it’s never lupus.
It may, however, be sarcoidosis.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Multiple Myeloma.
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
by hazel on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It can't be two things
that just doesn’t make sense.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Circle them with different color markers
That should help.
by azruavatar on Apr 14, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, from now on
only ironic things can be written in green.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's NEVER Lupus!
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
by hazel on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for House reference
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was not the second gunman on the grassy knoll
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my neck!
my back!
my neck and my back!
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeez there are a lot of back alley doctors theese days
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeez there are a lot of back alley doctors theese days
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they all work on the cards med staff
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
same gameday
that says molina loves the fastball but hates the 4 seammer?
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the very same
I always take GD with a grain of salt…..
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, the Yadi AB. Before disaster struck
by Glowsticks on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we were so innocent, then. So naive.
the worst thing that had happened to us was that TLR had asked Khalil Greene to bunt.
Oh, to have the good ol days, back again.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
to protect him, duh
could we really afford to lose 3 MVP candidates in one night?
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rick and khalil
need to stop swinging on the first pitch
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shannon: "How many 'e's do you think are in Greene?"
“Three, not on Earth Day though…”
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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Geez we're hitting a lot of balls hard
that look real good off the bat.
Or am I just in spring training mode when it comes to judging balls off the bat?
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Seriously... what were Rich Harden's parents thinking?!?!?!
by stltrav09 on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday Update
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't trust gameday at all
it always freezes at pivotal times
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he just threw out his back
that could immobilize you
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is 34, after all.
One does get a little rustier after 33. I can attest.
by peach concrete on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so next year
I will be 34, I have that to look forward to
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is not nice
I’m in the same boat unfortunately.
by birdo rojo on Apr 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to take the BB, Yadi
good PA there
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yadier stolen base?
That makes me feel a little better.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
unfreakingbelieveable
Yadda got wheelz!
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yadi the theif
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Molina stole the base!
He’s determined to get injured.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YADI
thievery
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YADI!
WITH A STEAL!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap!
Yadi with a triple and a steal this season.
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell
Yadi just stole a base!
by peach concrete on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Di they say that Yadi stole a base??
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
by Podlol on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
an extra thyroid
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Jon Rauch used to throw it like 98?
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BREAKING NEWS: Tony LaRussa leaves team
Whitey Herzog takes the helm mid game in Arizona.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
promptly trades chris duncan & rick ankiel for matt cain & todd lincecum
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We ask Todd to bring his brother Tim along, too
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't want todd
give me tim and you’ve got a deal
by Glowsticks on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I
always wanted Todd Lincecum to pitch for us. Maybe, just maybe he can be like his big brother.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure why not
damn franklins
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BREAKING NEWS: Whitey Herzog resigns
Herzog, disgraced due to trading for Todd Lincecum as a result of a paper work error, resigned from his post as manager between innings late Tuesday night.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 15, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like they said...
The Cards are going to be able to beat teams with their speed. Yadi now has a clean steal and a clean triple this year. We’re in week 2.
You read that right.
by stlfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what was that someone said
about whitey ball and Yaddi having to steal bases?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Thurston's gonna do the play at the end of Major League
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that means yadi
has to play the part of willie mays hays scoring from second
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Play like Mays, Run like Hayes
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you may run like mays
but you hit like shit
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to think of a player whose name rhymed with "seem"
So I could say “play like _, run like Bream”
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More unbelivable
Yadi steal or Dick’s two BB?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Al suggesting that Yadi 'could steal third base'.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didnt hear him say it
but i definetly believe that he could
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
might as well try.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cardinals plan to re-evaluate the righthander Wednesday, and it is too early to tell how long the injury will keep him from pitching, officials said.
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hopefully less than two years
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yadi at second
technically, is he in scoring position?
by Woodwork on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he has to be about 5 inches from home
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a triple
that gets stuck in the tarp.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yadi's in scoring position from the batter's deck
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thursty RBI
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who Carp reminds me of?
Kevin Brown.
by MattK on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Hampton?
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no he's Mark Mulder
re: hampton
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No cuz Brown was actually good when he was pitching between injuries.
by MattK on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
before he got the big contract
…much like Carp ;-(
by nmstar on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a crazy good pitcher
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DBacks use triple relay
throw Molina out on sacrafice fly.
I keed. I keed.
Oh, and Joe Thurston for everyday 2B.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Thursty!
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i need to work on this cover letter
I hate cover letters. Today I came home to a broken car and now a broken Carpenter.
Taxes are due tomorrow. Apirl 14th can suck my Ankiel.
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anybody see Rauch's gameday picture?
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hooray!
NICE HIT THURSTY!
Yadi makin things happen
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoo Hoo
Thurston is clearly winning the 3rd base job so far.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
by Podlol on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
awful neck tattoo on rauch
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FREESE RBI
anyone??
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really
were going to talk about the shiny bat now Dan and Al
Really
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wild pitch
this game’s got everything
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we bring in Nick Swisher to pitch?
You know, to save the bullpen?
by flipthebird on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thurston for president!!!
by the way i’m from Philippines…
by Elpot on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if we must have the token gritty player on the team
I’m ok with it being thurston.
by TheBirds on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno if he's gritty
He might just be, ya know, good.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's got the team lead
in grits now that Miles is gone
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freese
Got me all exicted there for a second.
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
One day Dan will learn to read fly balls
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldnt count on that
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ...
I’m so tired of him flipping out on balls 25 feet short of the warning track.
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure looked good off the bat though.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my gawd i love that padma commercial
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
close
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
im out for the night
shower and cry myself to sleep while watching the rest of the game.
by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what is arizona's park factor?
geez, seems like every well hit ball is comin up short
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
by FutureMan on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is actually and extreme hitters park
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
F**king Cubs fans
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
101 years and counting
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
douche
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean fucking cubs fans
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that on here
or did you go to there site…cause that just asking to get pissed off
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was this from here?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that's classy
Good thing that team is chalk full of Karma to spare
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no wonder they never win the world series
the worst fans
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worse than the cards fan earlier
wishing for an injury to harden.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stand by my statement
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least
the Cards have won a Championship in their new ballpark(s).
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone one has some shitty human beings
in their fan base…
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From here
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
flub fans are just like school in july
no class
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah..... nothing like the hardees commercial to ease my pain
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have you seen padmas new naked pic?
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
How long did it take to airbrush Chelsea Handler’s picture? 3 weeks?
by MattK on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...yeah it's ridic
but padma…wow
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i stick pick carpenter's curve ball.
sorry.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you shouldn't let your stick pick
that’s how you get into trouble
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dbacks announcers
said Carp left with a rib injury that he sustained while bunting.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Seriously... what were Rich Harden's parents thinking?!?!?!
by stltrav09 on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HE DIDN'T EVEN BUNT
I was there that day and Carpenter killed three men with his bloody stump of an arm before the tank ran over him. What a glorious bastard he was!
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
batting, rather
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Seriously... what were Rich Harden's parents thinking?!?!?!
by stltrav09 on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Applesauce
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leave it to the DBacks to have a swinging strikeout
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN!
Skippy’s got a cannon for an arm
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1-2-3 inning for Motte
Not bad. Not bad at all.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and they were all groundouts. good to see
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Goodnight, yall
Hold on boys, is gonna be a fight!
Go Cards!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
alright guys... im out
goodnight
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
God...
I really hope I don’t have to see Brad Thompson get shelled on Sunday Night Baseball. This sucks…
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we've run this sentiment to death
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh excuse me.
I’ll only share thoughts in which you approve of from now on.
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having a pint of sweet Boddington's for good luck
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
motte for he 4 inning save?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whenever Al talks about Motte not being able to just throw fastballs
I laugh, since that basically all he threw.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Motte is looking good
I told yall so
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, if Razzle looks like Adam Jones does now next year
I’ll be real happy
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Daryl Jones will look like Adam Jones does now next year.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
and Razzle will look like Grady?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tommy pham will look like adam jones does now next week
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
Tommy Pham is a Phantastic.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
No interracial comping… just kidding
by thewizard3 on Apr 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The silver lining is...
Carp will probably still have a 0.00 ERA going into May!
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
im looking at the ad behind the plate and wondering
exactly how many seats can one eat??
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to figure out what people are farming in Arizona
and why they need insurance for it?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
deep fried yucca is yummy...
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember I used to sneak out before dinner
and get a big mouth full of deep fried yucca.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what's the consensus on Motte
I think he’s doing pretty dang good, but his fastball seems to not be all they were saying it would be
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they told him to dial it back
To help his accuracy
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not what it was in ST
last year or in the minor leagues. It’s like Dave Duncan sucks the velocity out of the very soul of every pitcher he touches.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sad
because its true
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my thoughts exactly
i’ve never gotten to see that beast unleashed and i would like to
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
by FutureMan on Apr 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How soft would Jamie Moyer throw with Duncan?
by cardinalpride on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he is having trouble locating the fastball when he hits 98
so he’s taking a couple mph off in order to hit his spots more effectively
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe by the end of the season
he will slowly dial it up while staying accurate
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, the strike zone got awfully big
here in the top of the 7th.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
obligatory pujols sucks joke upcoming....
does he have any option left
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's too bad we're stuck with this Pujols
and not the one that is in prison.
by TheBirds on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope just got to hope no one picks him up
or if they do so what
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin Upton has so much potential
man, I fear the day he realizes it.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dan must have had an "emergency"
Al doing the play by play
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
d-backs
They’ve cornered the market on neck tats
by Glowsticks on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love when Dan is in the bathroom...
and Al has to do it all by himself. So awkward.
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And that sounded really, really wrong...
but you sickos knew what I meant.
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he refuses to give Dan a chance to get back into the convo
and Dan finally has to randomly jump in.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we blow this lead
I won’t have enough Berry Blast Kool-Aid to finish the vodka I will need.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shots
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
by FutureMan on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
I won’t have enough shotgun shells left to finish the job either.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neck tattoos are all the rage in Az
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They could have this tattoo
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really fucked up
Former Auburn basketball player Marquis Daniels
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looked like strike 3 to me
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Thursty
He’s like Uncle Rico on steroids
by thewizard3 on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And
if Uncle Rico had talent
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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty awesome at 3B
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see anyone on their team but Lopez right now.
by TheBirds on Apr 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez is a hack
watched him in DC with the Nats…
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calling it a night on the internet, boys
Off to listen to the radio in bed
Adios!
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by bjork24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the guy heckling the ump.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday for Jason Motte...
Out-Pitch: Curveball
Average Fastball Velocity: 91.2mph
by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's right folks
it’s the 7th inning, we have the lead and CHRIS DUNCAN IS STILL IN LF!!!!!!!
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Switch 'em
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
E4\
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not even close to an error
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say it was closer to an error
than a hit, but it wasn’t an error.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way
hard hit ball…only got a glove on it cuz he dove…
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kind of like when the outfielder
overruns the ball, and it falls and hits the grass where he was a minute before.
Not an error, but ugly, aesthetically.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not looking good
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez...
“Thanks for taking some off that one.”
by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ah poop
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is FSN MW taunting the DBacks
during this inning?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was thinking...
But Eric Byrnes to the rescue…for now.
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing kills a rally like Eric Byrnes
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BUT HE HAS SO MUCH ENERGY!
AAAHHH!!!
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boos?
harsh
"I forgot to get the lucky peanut!" -Mike Shannon
by MolinasMyHero on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no its boo-urns
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting the season hitting .063 will do that
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
booo byrnes?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the one time Byrnes has reached base
was when Lopez didn’t
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reyes is coming for your all you can eat
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All your buffet are belong to him
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Motte's ERA now shows
that he’s only giving up one run per inning pitched!
by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
for now
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummm that's nothing to hang your hat on
plus he’s got 2 on the hook here…let’s not count em b4 they are hatched
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dennys to Drew:
hey, count the stitches on this for me, couldja?
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
willy mayes wouldn't have gotten that one i don't think
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but Jimmy played 20 feet behind the bag
he wouldnt have had to move to make that play.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
His rover positioning would have had that.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the big sweat
was mark graces nickname for reyes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You can take our Carp
But you can never take…our Dennys Reyes jokes!!
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mother of ass
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
son of dick
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are they related?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Fredbird bang Mrs. Drew or something?
J.D. was J.D., and Stephen kills us.
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I lol'd
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Albert thank you
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Miller and Reyes being good at not allowing inherited runners to score?
lucky season?
by MattK on Apr 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the first inherited runner Reyes allowed to score
overreaction?
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
overreaction?
on the internet? surely you jest
by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is truly something to remember:
8:54pm pacific time, on tuesday, april 14 — the first time someone ever overreacted on the internet.
by djones9 on Apr 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hasn't this whole day been an over reaction?
We did just have 200+ posts on Carp’s injury about the season being over….
by MattK on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many has Miller allowed?
Off the top of my my head I think its two. Over reaction? Probably but they have only pitched a hand full of innings a piece.
by MattK on Apr 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually only one
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by dcfcblues on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're up by one
But it feels like we’re down by about 15
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
uh, we are. we lost our Ace.
he’s like a +15VORP
value over regular pitcher
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like +50 VORP
and that is what is so sad
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by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no Al, only getting one lefty out doesn't mean he did his job
seriously, the best the Cards can do is Al? i find that very hard to believe.
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they should get vina
he’d be pretty good
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody want to start a "Fire Al, hire jd petition?"
I’ll gladly take half of Al’s salary to do his job
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the worst part is...
beides blowing gonads at color commentary, he is also a jerk. I often get the urge to jump through the screen and punch him in the face
by thewizard3 on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
strained rib cage
GO CARDS!!!
Anyway, what;s typical of a strained rib cage, as far as time missed is concerned? I know strains can linger, but little else.
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
like most strains, depends on the severity
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you think 2-3 starts missed
sounds reasonable?
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Carp
if it’s only 2-3 months, it’ll be a boon.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh man
don’t say that- as true as it may be
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good god....does this mini sirloin burger commercial piss anyone else off?
what’s the point anyway….mini burgers??? why?
by hockeyno93 on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
because if you eat 12 of them, instead of 12 regular burgers
you are not a gigantic fat ass
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like ankiel will close the game.. joke!!!
by Elpot on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
looks like franklin actually or kinney
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side
Atleast Milwaukee is terrible this year and we won’t have to suffer through any more shirt untucking debauchery
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm happy milwaukee lost last year
that shirt untucking crap…..look like you’ve been there….even though they hadn’t
by hockeyno93 on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So yeah
Ryan Franklin is the closer.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and...
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and
its frightening?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yesterday I was told
this team had no closer.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was not a strike
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don' t know about you
but I am at home.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish Rick could remember how to hit
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rick knows how to hit dick doesn't
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd think Dick would be able to hit it and forget it
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by jd is legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fingloppy
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Felipe Lopez plays Ronnie Belliard style
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or
just gansta?
"I forgot to get the lucky peanut!" -Mike Shannon
by MolinasMyHero on Apr 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Saving Ludwick for a rainy day i guess?
by hockeyno93 on Apr 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hitting streak
tone would hate to ruin a good hitting streak
by Glowsticks on Apr 15, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully KBot is going to turn things around like Glaus did last year
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully sooner
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by jd is legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like his swing
just needs to make better contact and find some holes.
by thewizard3 on Apr 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before commercials
guys with creepy, whispery deep voices did what exactly?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wouldn't it be crazy
if yadi’s stolen base ends up being the reason we win this game?
by djones9 on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
offense from unlikly sources
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why do the Cards only lead off BBTonight when something bad happens?
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
by gdm426 on Apr 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They don't play in NY or Boston...
by cardinalpride on Apr 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forgot
That cardinals aren’t Brett Favre either….
by madeintaiwan on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What
you didn’t like the reporting on what Brett had for breakfast and what socks he was wearing that day?
by madeintaiwan on Apr 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can Kinney throw strikes?
Lets hope so
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by dcfcblues on Apr 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
does not look like it
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've switched over from the Arizona feed
I like Mark Grace but I cannot take nine innings of him
by riotmute on Apr 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Grace is alright...
that play-by-play guy is straight up OBNOXIOUS. He’s like fingernails on a chalkboard…
by LukeMP1186 on Apr 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have been considering just going to the moon man and losing picture
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
barden in kinney in duncan out
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thurston to 2b
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tony LaRussa, ladies and gentlemen
why doesn’t Barden play second? It’s like he makes moves just for the sake of making them….
by nota bene on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aight it's past midnight in the east
I’m nodding off at my laptop. I’ll find out what happened tomorrow
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by jd is legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's in love with his slider
Kinney needs to get a quick strike with FBs
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by gocards62 on Apr 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
on MLB '07
Kinney’s slider is sick. I traded izzy and made him my closer. (real life however does not nor should not imitate video games)
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-cs lewis
by Crentist on Apr 15, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young
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by dcfcblues on Apr 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
same shitty strike zone recognition
but sure
by azruavatar on Apr 15, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're gonna miss the legendary 15-14 18th inning win?
by Woodwork on Apr 15, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs