Game 9 Overflow Thread
by DanUpBaby on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT
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PrintSo, those Cardinals--how about 'em.
Baron's Note: things are not, as we all know by now, well in Cardinal land. It looked like Carpenter was grasping his side, so we'll hope it's a muscle thing. Oy.
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Nuh uh.
You suck, Alex!
Signed, the World
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
“It’s not my fault you’re father didn’t love you!” – The world.
“I’m so sad.” – Me.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
You know,
your dad might not have been so disappointed if you knew which version of your to use.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he hurt himself and the cardinal nation seems as if it is about ready to drink the Kool-Aid.
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
Who?
I’m pretty sure he’s just an urban legend
by cardinalpride on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
oh crap
didn’t know carp got hurt
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
The President got a new dog!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
I suggest pure grain alcohol
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
can you believe we in ohio can't buy everclear?
what a load of crap
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Only through the first 2 or 3 shots
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Dr. Pepper
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
hear hear
*raises glass “and to Albert too!”
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
keith richards? is that you?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Personally,
I’m planning on freebasing some moon rocks; however, I worry that will only get me back to normal.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got good news guys
ESPN is reporting Carpenter strained his calf running the bases.
The bad news? His calf is apparently in his arm pit.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ha!
recd for making me laugh
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I ordered some Imo's pizza
I needed consolation.
Plus I was hungry and I’ve got no groceries (and, indeed, no car).
Rasmus is so fast
why doesn’t he steal every pitch?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
*RASMUS
thievery
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
Somebody save that base
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
he could have almost stolen 3rd on that jump
that was fun to watch.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
New rule...
when ever carp gets hurt tony must replace him with franklin so that the rest of us can get drunk more quickly
Go crazy folks, go crazy!
ouch
Look, I don't ask for much. All I want from the 2009 season is for Carp and Adam to combine for 420 IP and go 1-2 in the Cy Young voting, and for Albert to win the MVP again. Oh, and for the Cubs to never win another World Series as long as I live. I really don't think that is too much to ask.
if by rick porcello.....
you mean p.j. walters.
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
would you by any chance...
be dwight scrute’s dentist?
capital letters suck.
by soccerfreak on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
When it comes down to it.....
If the success of our entire season hung solely on carp being healthy, then we are a poorly prepared ball club.
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
sheets......
..as in get some new ones because people are shitting thier bed, or sheets as in ben, because his shoulder is in 7 different places like the shards of the dark crystal.
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
hmmmmmmmmmm
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
come on, the season just got interesting
if anything I don’t think this is the injury that ends his season.
I’ve come down from the ledge now, you should to.
why do you guys keep channeling that stupid commercial?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i know error
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP IT
:) seriously… it sucks dong
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"Carpenter sprained calf. Taken out as precaution"
Not true (yet), but what I predict to hear.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
arizona's color guy
just said the cardinals can beat you with speed… what a change from the past years
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
like the drug?
cause that would be brilliant
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Breaking news
Cardinals sign Pedro Martinez for a 1-year, $49.99 deal.
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Khalil has been a bit of a disappointment so far
both offensively and defensively
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Albert should've had that
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
blame his momma for not making him taller
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
it was a short hop
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Strained left rib cage on the swing in his last at bat
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Seriously, Carp is not allowed to swing if/when he comes back
just have him stand there
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If he only misses the rest of this game
Can we just give up an out every time his turn to bat comes up?
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, Carp only bunts for the rest of his career
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
strain of the left rib cage
Steinbrenner wakes up and says this proves the NL is dangerous and stupid.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm considering becoming a DH fan.
But AW gets to bat for himself.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
i've always been a DH guy
maybe because i’m too young to remember when there wasn’t one. but most pitchers can’t hit, and stuff like this just adds to my belief they shouldn’t pitch & both leagues need a DH.
sure would solve our problem with Baby Dunk
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
The DH should only exist
if you can let the pitcher hit and pick someone else to hit for. I’m looking at you Izturis.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
True
He could’ve turned into a kangaroo.
by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you made my wife laugh
(she is sitting next to me)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
and carpenter channels the black knight
i’ve had worse…only a flesh wound
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nice job KMac
when is it going to come out he’s hurt?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
My theory that Carp is made of papier mache gains more and more credence each year
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I always thought it he was made of duct tape, paper clips, and glue
and is shoulder is held together by string
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
holy shite
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess two weeks plus rehab.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
he's also looking for the double play right now.
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
That seems about right. So mid-may, early june at the latest? That's not AWFUL
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats got to be a guess
no way they would know before tomorrow.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Shannon is drunk
FSMW even said there was no timetable or anything yet, he hasn’t been evaluated
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What?
How the hell does he know that 20 minutes after it happened?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Omnipotence
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
*omniscience
i think is the word you were looking for….if he was omnipotent he could have kept Carp from swinging at that pitch….
no He made it that way!!!
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Touche
I’m a moran
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
U of the Streets
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dr. Patella gave him the order form
from the back of the monthly he got his from.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think on nights like tonight
you don’t really need to use the ******
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
amazing how fast it all implodes
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
my theory: larussa decides that carp should no longer take at-bats
and permanently moves him to the bullpen
It's ok guys
I just found a 6 year old package of Kool-Aid Berry Blast in my cabinet.
Damn it, Kool-Aid guy. Not cool…not cool.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i second that motion
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
more than one inning
and implosion ?
Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!
diner or the opposing brewery?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
flipping burgers and smoking weed
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
im betting on motte getting
2 innings in this game
nah he'll only go 1. but we'll definitely see him
One of the Loogy’s is gonna pitch a full innning
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully it's the Meatatarian
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
A part of me dies everytime I hear
Cardinal Greats doing commercials for places like Good Feet
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
"Kyle McClellan was a starter for some time in the minors, Al"
“He really was, Dan.”
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
they get paid much more than we do most likely
sigh
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
much much more
Dan and Al are probably pulling down 3-4 hundred k a year
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though I dont know how much some of you guys make
but that’s a wholllllllllllllllllle lot more than I make
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yep....
i think that maybe if i just talked more…. and acted like i knew everything that there was to kmnow about baseball…. then i could have a gig like al
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's 300k to 400k more than I make.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Well maybe if you were morgan freeman
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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
my guess: miller gets out of it, motte pitches the 6th, kinney the 7th, reyes the 8th, franklin the 9th
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
huh??
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
two guys but
ok
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
At the time it was appropriate.
Sigh, frustrating evening.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as he gets to face
the Houston line-up…should be a done-dadda
by coopdeville on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
I was going to go with the T-Ball bit but thought it too much.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm afraid
we will discover that Khalil is a real defensive liability. He will need to produce at bat in order to compensate.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
It is looking that way
but coming into the season, I thought he was going to be very good defensively.
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sloppy sloppy sloppy
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
awesome
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
cmon defense
get with it, no defense=no playoffs
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
2 outs
why the pickoff move, dumbass?
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
so its an unearned run
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
disagree
the pick-off move just doesn’t make sense
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
If Rick Ankiel doesn't start hitting
I’m moving him into the rotation. And he can just deal with it.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Look on the bright side
at least we have effective LOOGY’s
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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ok
at least that didn’t come back to bite us in the arse
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Nice that our LHP
can actually get people out this year.
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song:
It's weird, isn't it?
I’ve grown to hate the LOOGY role over the past 2 years.. Now that it works, I don’t know how to feel anymore.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
Thompson starting in Wrigley on sunday night baseball? Fail
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
tell me about it
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
That sounds like the worst thing EVER
And for good measure you have to Listen to Morgan and Phillips. I might just drink some hemlock that night and get it over with.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what no kool aid?
what kind of chicken little are you???
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
to wipe out who exactly?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Al doesn't think that is happening
because having a long reliever is too valuable.
Who said he was? How do the Cardinals keep making decisions in just a matter of 10 minutes?
Have they gone to DEFCON 3? Did the break the keys and started initiating the procedures for the next 5 months? Seriously.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont know if its gonna happen
Just that the thought of it is bone chilling
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait to sit for 3+ hours in rainy, mid-thirties Chicago air to see Thompson pitch
Maybe I’ll just taunt some big Cubs fan and have him end my misery.
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
Well, this certainly does suck.
Oh well, it could have been worse, I suppose, but still. Blech.
And please, for the love of god, not Brad effing Thompson spot starting against the Cubs.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
so Carp is really out for a while?
unbelievable… hopefully it won’t be as bad as they thought
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW IN THE HELL COULD HAVE IT BEEN WORSE
Nuclear winter? Ethnic cleansing? Hall and Oates marathon?
It doesn’t get any worse than an hour ago.
I’m not getting out of bed tomorrow.
hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit
Jon Rauch?
Look for the heat, Rick. You know it’s coming
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Wow
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
what the hell is wrong with rick?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
FWIW
Not to stoke everybody’s fears, but Gameday just said Carpenter left with an injured back, not a ribcage
OMG
first his ribs, then his calf, now his back? Was he shot?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
small caliber
it bounced around.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This just in:
Carpenter infected with the Ebola virus
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
silly robot
it’s never lupus.
It may, however, be sarcoidosis.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Multiple Myeloma.
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
It can't be two things
that just doesn’t make sense.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, from now on
only ironic things can be written in green.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's NEVER Lupus!
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
by hazel on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for House reference
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i was not the second gunman on the grassy knoll
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
jeez there are a lot of back alley doctors theese days
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
jeez there are a lot of back alley doctors theese days
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
they all work on the cards med staff
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
we were so innocent, then. So naive.
the worst thing that had happened to us was that TLR had asked Khalil Greene to bunt.
Oh, to have the good ol days, back again.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
to protect him, duh
could we really afford to lose 3 MVP candidates in one night?
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rick and khalil
need to stop swinging on the first pitch
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Shannon: "How many 'e's do you think are in Greene?"
“Three, not on Earth Day though…”
"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell
Geez we're hitting a lot of balls hard
that look real good off the bat.
Or am I just in spring training mode when it comes to judging balls off the bat?
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Seriously... what were Rich Harden's parents thinking?!?!?!
Gameday Update
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i don't trust gameday at all
it always freezes at pivotal times
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he just threw out his back
that could immobilize you
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He is 34, after all.
One does get a little rustier after 33. I can attest.
by peach concrete on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
so next year
I will be 34, I have that to look forward to
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is not nice
I’m in the same boat unfortunately.
Yadier stolen base?
That makes me feel a little better.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
unfreakingbelieveable
Yadda got wheelz!
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Yadi the theif
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
Molina stole the base!
He’s determined to get injured.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
YADI
thievery
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Di they say that Yadi stole a base??
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
an extra thyroid
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't Jon Rauch used to throw it like 98?
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BREAKING NEWS: Tony LaRussa leaves team
Whitey Herzog takes the helm mid game in Arizona.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
promptly trades chris duncan & rick ankiel for matt cain & todd lincecum
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
We ask Todd to bring his brother Tim along, too
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I
always wanted Todd Lincecum to pitch for us. Maybe, just maybe he can be like his big brother.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
sure why not
damn franklins
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
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BREAKING NEWS: Whitey Herzog resigns
Herzog, disgraced due to trading for Todd Lincecum as a result of a paper work error, resigned from his post as manager between innings late Tuesday night.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 15, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Like they said...
The Cards are going to be able to beat teams with their speed. Yadi now has a clean steal and a clean triple this year. We’re in week 2.
You read that right.
what was that someone said
about whitey ball and Yaddi having to steal bases?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Now Thurston's gonna do the play at the end of Major League
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that means yadi
has to play the part of willie mays hays scoring from second
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Play like Mays, Run like Hayes
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
you may run like mays
but you hit like shit
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I was trying to think of a player whose name rhymed with "seem"
So I could say “play like _, run like Bream”
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
More unbelivable
Yadi steal or Dick’s two BB?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
Al suggesting that Yadi 'could steal third base'.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Didnt hear him say it
but i definetly believe that he could
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
The Cardinals plan to re-evaluate the righthander Wednesday, and it is too early to tell how long the injury will keep him from pitching, officials said.
Stat Whore
hopefully less than two years
How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor
by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
he has to be about 5 inches from home
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
On a triple
that gets stuck in the tarp.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yadi's in scoring position from the batter's deck
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
thursty RBI
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Mike Hampton?
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
no he's Mark Mulder
re: hampton
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
and a crazy good pitcher
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
DBacks use triple relay
throw Molina out on sacrafice fly.
I keed. I keed.
Oh, and Joe Thurston for everyday 2B.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah Thursty!
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i need to work on this cover letter
I hate cover letters. Today I came home to a broken car and now a broken Carpenter.
Taxes are due tomorrow. Apirl 14th can suck my Ankiel.
Whoo Hoo
Thurston is clearly winning the 3rd base job so far.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
awful neck tattoo on rauch
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FREESE RBI
anyone??
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Really
were going to talk about the shiny bat now Dan and Al
Really
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
Thurston for president!!!
by the way i’m from Philippines…
I dunno if he's gritty
He might just be, ya know, good.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
One day Dan will learn to read fly balls
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
I wouldnt count on that
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
sure looked good off the bat though.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
my gawd i love that padma commercial
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
what is arizona's park factor?
geez, seems like every well hit ball is comin up short
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
It is actually and extreme hitters park
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
101 years and counting
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
douche
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean fucking cubs fans
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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
was that on here
or did you go to there site…cause that just asking to get pissed off
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
was this from here?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, that's classy
Good thing that team is chalk full of Karma to spare
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
no worse than the cards fan earlier
wishing for an injury to harden.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
at least
the Cards have won a Championship in their new ballpark(s).
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone one has some shitty human beings
in their fan base…
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
flub fans are just like school in july
no class
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
yeah..... nothing like the hardees commercial to ease my pain
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
damn
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i stick pick carpenter's curve ball.
sorry.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
you shouldn't let your stick pick
that’s how you get into trouble
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Dbacks announcers
said Carp left with a rib injury that he sustained while bunting.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
Seriously... what were Rich Harden's parents thinking?!?!?!
HE DIDN'T EVEN BUNT
I was there that day and Carpenter killed three men with his bloody stump of an arm before the tank ran over him. What a glorious bastard he was!
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMN!
Skippy’s got a cannon for an arm
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
1-2-3 inning for Motte
Not bad. Not bad at all.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
Goodnight, yall
Hold on boys, is gonna be a fight!
Go Cards!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
alright guys... im out
goodnight
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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
God...
I really hope I don’t have to see Brad Thompson get shelled on Sunday Night Baseball. This sucks…
I think we've run this sentiment to death
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
I'm having a pint of sweet Boddington's for good luck
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
motte for he 4 inning save?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Whenever Al talks about Motte not being able to just throw fastballs
I laugh, since that basically all he threw.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Man, if Razzle looks like Adam Jones does now next year
I’ll be real happy
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Daryl Jones will look like Adam Jones does now next year.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
and Razzle will look like Grady?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
tommy pham will look like adam jones does now next week
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding
Tommy Pham is a Phantastic.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The silver lining is...
Carp will probably still have a 0.00 ERA going into May!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
im looking at the ad behind the plate and wondering
exactly how many seats can one eat??
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I'm trying to figure out what people are farming in Arizona
and why they need insurance for it?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
deep fried yucca is yummy...
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
I remember I used to sneak out before dinner
and get a big mouth full of deep fried yucca.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what's the consensus on Motte
I think he’s doing pretty dang good, but his fastball seems to not be all they were saying it would be
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
I think they told him to dial it back
To help his accuracy
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
It's not what it was in ST
last year or in the minor leagues. It’s like Dave Duncan sucks the velocity out of the very soul of every pitcher he touches.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Sad
because its true
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
i’ve never gotten to see that beast unleashed and i would like to
"Sorry about him, he's dealing with being an inker. " - Chasing Amy
How soft would Jamie Moyer throw with Duncan?
by cardinalpride on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
7
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he is having trouble locating the fastball when he hits 98
so he’s taking a couple mph off in order to hit his spots more effectively
by VolsnCards5 on Apr 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe by the end of the season
he will slowly dial it up while staying accurate
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, the strike zone got awfully big
here in the top of the 7th.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
nope just got to hope no one picks him up
or if they do so what
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
Justin Upton has so much potential
man, I fear the day he realizes it.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Dan must have had an "emergency"
Al doing the play by play
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
and he refuses to give Dan a chance to get back into the convo
and Dan finally has to randomly jump in.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If we blow this lead
I won’t have enough Berry Blast Kool-Aid to finish the vodka I will need.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Good point
I won’t have enough shotgun shells left to finish the job either.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
They could have this tattoo
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really fucked up
Former Auburn basketball player Marquis Daniels
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And
if Uncle Rico had talent
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby
Lopez is a hack
watched him in DC with the Nats…
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Calling it a night on the internet, boys
Off to listen to the radio in bed
Adios!
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
I love the guy heckling the ump.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Gameday for Jason Motte...
Out-Pitch: Curveball
Average Fastball Velocity: 91.2mph
by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
That's right folks
it’s the 7th inning, we have the lead and CHRIS DUNCAN IS STILL IN LF!!!!!!!
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Switch 'em
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
E4\
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
I'd say it was closer to an error
than a hit, but it wasn’t an error.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
no way
hard hit ball…only got a glove on it cuz he dove…
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
kind of like when the outfielder
overruns the ball, and it falls and hits the grass where he was a minute before.
Not an error, but ugly, aesthetically.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
Lopez...
“Thanks for taking some off that one.”
by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
ah poop
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Why is FSN MW taunting the DBacks
during this inning?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
no its boo-urns
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
starting the season hitting .063 will do that
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
booo byrnes?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Reyes is coming for your all you can eat
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
All your buffet are belong to him
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Motte's ERA now shows
that he’s only giving up one run per inning pitched!
by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
for now
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ummm that's nothing to hang your hat on
plus he’s got 2 on the hook here…let’s not count em b4 they are hatched
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
willy mayes wouldn't have gotten that one i don't think
by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
but Jimmy played 20 feet behind the bag
he wouldnt have had to move to make that play.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly.
His rover positioning would have had that.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
the big sweat
was mark graces nickname for reyes
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
You can take our Carp
But you can never take…our Dennys Reyes jokes!!
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mother of ass
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
son of dick
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
are they related?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I lol'd
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert thank you
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
What happened to Miller and Reyes being good at not allowing inherited runners to score?
lucky season?
this is the first inherited runner Reyes allowed to score
overreaction?
MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets
this is truly something to remember:
8:54pm pacific time, on tuesday, april 14 — the first time someone ever overreacted on the internet.
Hasn't this whole day been an over reaction?
We did just have 200+ posts on Carp’s injury about the season being over….
How many has Miller allowed?
Off the top of my my head I think its two. Over reaction? Probably but they have only pitched a hand full of innings a piece.
We're up by one
But it feels like we’re down by about 15
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uh, we are. we lost our Ace.
he’s like a +15VORP
value over regular pitcher
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
more like +50 VORP
and that is what is so sad
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
no Al, only getting one lefty out doesn't mean he did his job
seriously, the best the Cards can do is Al? i find that very hard to believe.
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
they should get vina
he’d be pretty good
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody want to start a "Fire Al, hire jd petition?"
I’ll gladly take half of Al’s salary to do his job
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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
the worst part is...
beides blowing gonads at color commentary, he is also a jerk. I often get the urge to jump through the screen and punch him in the face
strained rib cage
GO CARDS!!!
Anyway, what;s typical of a strained rib cage, as far as time missed is concerned? I know strains can linger, but little else.
do you think 2-3 starts missed
sounds reasonable?
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
With Carp
if it’s only 2-3 months, it’ll be a boon.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
oh man
don’t say that- as true as it may be
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
good god....does this mini sirloin burger commercial piss anyone else off?
what’s the point anyway….mini burgers??? why?
because if you eat 12 of them, instead of 12 regular burgers
you are not a gigantic fat ass
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
looks like franklin actually or kinney
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
On the bright side
Atleast Milwaukee is terrible this year and we won’t have to suffer through any more shirt untucking debauchery
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i'm happy milwaukee lost last year
that shirt untucking crap…..look like you’ve been there….even though they hadn’t
and...
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on Apr 14, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
and
its frightening?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
and yesterday I was told
this team had no closer.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that was not a strike
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
i wish Rick could remember how to hit
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
rick knows how to hit dick doesn't
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd think Dick would be able to hit it and forget it
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by jd is legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Fingloppy
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Hopefully KBot is going to turn things around like Glaus did last year
MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets
Hopefully sooner
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Mr Redbird @ Viva El Birdos
PowerOfDixieland @ Track Em Tigers, other SEC blogs
by jd is legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Before commercials
guys with creepy, whispery deep voices did what exactly?
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
wouldn't it be crazy
if yadi’s stolen base ends up being the reason we win this game?
offense from unlikly sources
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
why do the Cards only lead off BBTonight when something bad happens?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Forgot
That cardinals aren’t Brett Favre either….
by madeintaiwan on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
What
you didn’t like the reporting on what Brett had for breakfast and what socks he was wearing that day?
by madeintaiwan on Apr 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
does not look like it
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Grace is alright...
that play-by-play guy is straight up OBNOXIOUS. He’s like fingernails on a chalkboard…
i have been considering just going to the moon man and losing picture
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
barden in kinney in duncan out
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 15, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
Thurston to 2b
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 15, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Tony LaRussa, ladies and gentlemen
why doesn’t Barden play second? It’s like he makes moves just for the sake of making them….
Aight it's past midnight in the east
I’m nodding off at my laptop. I’ll find out what happened tomorrow
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Mr Redbird @ Viva El Birdos
PowerOfDixieland @ Track Em Tigers, other SEC blogs
he's in love with his slider
Kinney needs to get a quick strike with FBs
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on MLB '07
Kinney’s slider is sick. I traded izzy and made him my closer. (real life however does not nor should not imitate video games)
"You cannot fully understand the relations of choice and time until you are beyond both."
-cs lewis
Josh Kinney puts his pants on one leg at a time
just like everyone else.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 15, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
I don't wear pants
"I forgot to get the lucky peanut!" -Mike Shannon
by MolinasMyHero on Apr 15, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Kinney's gameday pic
Looks nothing like him to me.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: