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Game 9 Open Thread: Carpenter at Diamondbacks

St. Louis Cardinals at Arizona Diamondbacks, Apr 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT


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Are you excited? I'm excited. I'll be nervous until the end of the season, when Carpenter goes 35-0 and is awarded the National League Chris Carpenter award, but now that he's pitched one game and looked Carpenterian I'm ready to allow myself this small, dangerous leeway.

As for Max Scherzer, he's a very exciting young pitcher, and I'm impressed that the Diamondbacks have not yet moved him to the bullpen, in spite of the pervasive Scout's Honor wisdom that suggests he's destined to end up there.

As far as the lineup goes, I don't understand Ludwick's benching, but then I rarely will; for what it's worth, Scherzer's pronounced splits don't show themselves nearly so convincingly in his minor league numbers. It's odd, a week or so in, to be complaining about how quickly La Russa made Unproven Youth Colby Rasmus a senior member of the outfield platoon, but here we are doing it.

That one odd week in, La Russa--whom I don't see motivatedany time soon by a desire to make sure Rasmus learns on the job unless it best positions the Cardinals, in his admittedly idiosyncratic mind, to win--has yet to make any judgments about the outfielders' intrinsic quality. That's had beneficial effects--the unexpectedly extensive major league tryout for Rasmus--and detrimental ones--Ludwick not playing every single day, Duncan in the outfield against left-handed pitchers.

At some point I hope La Russa realizes that Duncan is the clear fourth choice against southpaws. But past that, each change in the rotation is going to involve some significant trade-off.

I'll be out of radio contact for most of the game; I've programmed two game threads. (My assumption is that if we need more something terrible has happened, in which case not having an extra game thread will be the least of our troubles.)

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Play Ball!

*Rasmus is to CF as Longoria is to 3B*

by Red Blazer on Apr 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

The 2009 Chris Carpenter Award

I like that

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I think there were instructions in the morning thread

Towards the end.

I’ve got slingbox myself, so i mgiht be wrong. I sort of grazed oevr it.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

How to Watch the Baseball Online for Free Tonight

Unfournately it will not be easy as it was yesterday. You will have to download a program but overall still easy. There will be probably up to a 5 minute delay between real time and stream time. Right now the Audio doesn’t seem to be working but the streamer is working on that.

1) First off you need to download and install a program, TVAnts
2) Click on this Link for Feed after done installing
3) Wait to buffer and it should start playing

He is currently playing the Angels vs Mariners game and will switch over afterwards. I would recommend trying it out now cause some of you might have problems.

P.S

FreeBaseballRadio.com & TheGameLive.com Try these sites for radio game broadcasts

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=69e9b7218f4b589989a5b29f7e1663be

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

One day, I also hope

that Tony realizes that Rasmus should be playing CF, and Ankiel should be in LF (or on the bench, or wherever, not CF)

by DiscoJer on Apr 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

If Ank is unproductive today

I’m starting a Shave the Beard petition

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

High-Five for you

getting to us on time

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do the standings one week matter?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

^after

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the event of alien wars

MLB may pull a 1981 and decide arbitrary division leaders for the playoffs. If aliens attacked today, we’d be in 1st.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

rock on

(Very orson welles of you)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets get this road on the show!

Im ready for some more Carpentenian pitching!

Go Cards!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that KBot is in a good spot in the lineup

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone know

 how to uninstall IE8? ever since I downloaded it, my computer lags when it comes to streaming ANYTHING (music, BASEBALL, games)! Im not a fan, at all.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

?

how?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time machine

duh.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

will I still be able to watch the game, live, at some point tonight?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

it will be the game from two days ago.

Time travel is weird.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

Im back from the future. For you, I wouldnt recommend the flaming nachos. You wouldnt stop complaining about the after effects.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go to add remove programs

remove IE 8 and go to firefox.com and install Mozilla—the premium browser!!! VEB always lags for me on IE, but not on Mozilla

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't bother with system restore

install firefox….you will like it. Firefox is basically where Netscape went, and it’s free

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and remember

to set Mozilla as your default browser

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dial it up kid

dial it up

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG I miss Dan and AL

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

dude....

no you don’t

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah these AZ broadcasters are horrible

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

enough to miss Dan and Al?

I can see Dan cause I don’t mind him… but Al is the baking soda to Dan’s vinegar

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who do you have

Mark Grace does DBacks games and he’s ok. Daron Sutton gets a little excited though.

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

these guys are terrible. They should just give eric byrnes a mic and let him announce the game from LF.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure

Ank isn’t the clear 4th choice in the rotation.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vroom Vroom Pahty Stahta

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for causing audible laughter

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the most popular bands in the states

sings a song about you, and you still use a cheesy jingle for your line? I don’t get you, casino queen… My lord you’re mean.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals on the TV

Charting Ottavino on the computer. . . baseball heaven me thinks.

by azruavatar on Apr 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Grrr...Floppy

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, there went the no-hitter

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

at least i didn't jinx it

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

atta boy

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skippy has a cannon for an arm

dude almost turned that DP. damn.

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Carpenter's first start as a Cardinal

was in this stadium if I’m correct

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

also his first win as a cardinal

ah, 04

Pujols, Rolen, Lankford go yard.
Sanders goes yard twice.

by adiueordie on Apr 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp missing high a bit too much

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

OT i hate comcast

Crappy signal equals my wife and I paying somebody to come out and lok at it (in their opinion)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

that and their refusal to pay for 20 extra cards games

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't Tony learn his lesson from last year?

you never start Baby Dunk over Luddy. what they hell is he doing in the line up in that massive outfield?

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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson

by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

The dart landed on dunc's face

what else could the explanation be?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is tough though when you are trying to platoon

2 lefties and a righty how prefers to hit righties.

Of course Ludwick SHOULD be starting 140+ games.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who* prefers

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets work the count a little bit huh?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I've got to admit

I’m getting a little more comfortable with Thurston manning 3rd. He doesn’t feel like a ‘3b’, but he’s growing on me.

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know what that nextDef "plugin" does

But it doesn’t do it well. I have to turn it off almost every game to watch it in low-def crappy mode to avoid choppiness. And it’s not my bandwith that is the issue. Damn you MLB.com

by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

FWIW

Schu 4
Ras 9
Cooperstown 3
Dunc 7
Ank 8
Greene 6
Yadi 2
Thirsty 5
Carp 9

that’s a pretty nice looking lineup

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

9?

pitchers bat 8th!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

9?

pitchers are #1

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, not really...

At the risk of beating a dead horse, any lineup without Ludwick in it is just weak. With no Glaus, you need as much hitting as possible, and Ankiel, Rasmus, and Duncan isn’t a particularly fearsome trio. Even at their best production, you won’t be getting what Ludwick gives you, most likely.

by DiscoJer on Apr 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

21 pitches 21 fastballs lets sit ded red huh?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk?

To Rick “swing blindly” Ankiel? The worm has turned.

by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk for Rick

Until he shaves the beard I’m going the Beavis and Butthead route…..

“Damn you’re smooth….”

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

bad KBot

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson

by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't we used to take pitches???

When Ank is the patient hitter so far tonight something is wrong

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

one pitch swinging

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta love it

NOT

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Course

Gameday says it was right down the middle, fwiw

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fastball in the dead center of the plate

You gotta swing at that

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert on espn

everyone has seen the albert android bommercial by now no? haha

by Rasmus Fan on Apr 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

link was in the morning post

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i like his two options, Destroy or deny haha

by Rasmus Fan on Apr 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard nothing about this.

Also, I hear former actor Ronald Reagan may be running for president.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

got to get it down Carp

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ank played that pretty well

good hustle by Young

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

throw was a little bit off line

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like schu just didn't get the tag down.

sigh. Luckily it didn’t hurt us.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

was gonna say the same thing….GET IT DOWN, Carp

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slider down Carp

Man it’s carrying really high

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

high or not, K. lol

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARP

K

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

did i miss the first two?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he just enjoys wearing pointy hoods

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

is upton bj's bro?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nasty

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

does it look like it breaks tighter than wainos?

Wainos looks slower but loopier…. both are nasty but carp’s is really filthy

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno.....

But when Carp is on, it looks like the ball hops all over the place, no matter what he’s throwing.

by fuegophil on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright

probably learned his from Carp (or Izzy)

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There have been some really good Cardinal Curveballs in the past decade+

DK 57
Matty Mo
Carp
Waino

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

how could i forget?

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ank's was nasty

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he sure was fun to watch

while he could still actually get it to the catcher

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Izzy's was a knucklecurve i believe, nasty.

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

Izzy had the knuckle-curve in addition to the regular curve

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not a 12-6 like wainers

but it bites down harder. It looks straight till it get’s about 5 feet from the plate and just dies.

by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have ta like da

pace on the ball, tho. 93 on the fastballs

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

That strike two curve to Upton was a beaut. Wow.

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

CARP

KK

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton

epic slump

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Mather-esque

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

mather – wrist issues, prolly still some hangover from being sick
upton – epic funk

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather update: 0-4 average is .063

I really like Joe so I hope he gets going

The only one who liked the Cardinals so much he became a St. Louis Cardinals football fan.

by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he still sick?

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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson

by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t know, but with 10lb weight loss that quick, it’s going to take some time to get back to full strength

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and I both. He was my pick for the ‘breakout of the year’ post in the offseason.

One Century down, next on its way. Cardinals '09 : Preserving the Cubs tradition.

by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARP


KK

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

i missed this man

I love my wife… but i admit it… I have a man crush on carp

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

hey now

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

just the first thing that i thought of and i thought it was funny

by huts04 on Apr 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

its ok… i laughed

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

she is very cute (even for a cub fan)

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

how could you marry a flubs fan?

it must be like a mini civil war in your house during the season. i dont think i could deal with that

BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS

I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson

by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am secretly brainwashing her

she just doesn’t realize it yet

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

meet the right one and it really won't matter

its really not as bad as you’d think…. :)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

good for you both

i guess opposites do attract

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

e-harmony doesn’t screen baseball affiliations.. or maybe it would be a different story

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha! well i bet you wouldn't have it any other way

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no i wouldnt...

:)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

My g/f of 2.5 years is a cubs fan too

It is actually nice having a g/f that follows baseball…

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

can a flubs fan really say they follow baseball?

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

she got me tickets to tomorrow's game at wrigley dump

And the card’s game there on sunday.
That’s good enough for me.

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My ex-girlfriend didn't really care about baseball

But she was from Chicago and her family was Cubs fans until they moved to Atlanta. Her Dad still pulls for the Cubs when they’re good

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

who hoo!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

Was that a 12 pitch inning with two K’s? Wow

by fuegophil on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and a double

i don’t think i’ve seen that before

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just building us up for the 9-pitch, 3 K inning

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 pitch

with 1st pitch singles (3 of them) and then 3 strikeouts….just because.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to get out of it CARP

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what makes him great

Attack attack attack, and if somebody get’s on base he get’s nasty.

by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

he’s okay, but he’s no pinata!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

In Carp We Trust

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

sig worthy right there

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

now

if we could just get a few of those hit things.

by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Dirt Cheap Commercial

They’re not being shy about being dirt cheap … That’s a terrible commercial.

by Glowsticks on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I find those ads oddly endearing

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

well at least they work… i guess

by Glowsticks on Apr 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

like me playing video game baseball

1 walk every 2 or 3 games

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty patient actually

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i try.... i really really do

but they all look so good coming out of the pitchers hand

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would worry wabout walking ...

If it wasn’t hitting .450 with a .700 Slug.

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen

the only walks I take are IBBs

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

but when I get into a hitting count I become a hacker

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it is hard to be patient

when you know the heat is coming

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude's throwing a lot of strikes.

I’m not sure a lot of patience is in order.

by etp_stl on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on 3 pitches lets make him work

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Scherzer will blow up

in inning #4.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

this inning

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go skip!

Get somebody on to shake this guy up.

by ckeiner on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

w00t a hit

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else lose the strike zone on gameday?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

same here

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Thought I had done something stupid

by fuegophil on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you Floppy

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

why did they sign him?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Floppy...

will strand at first after 9 pitches and 3 Ks

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Silverlight

the bane of my internet browsing existance!

uninstall is the best thing I could have ever done with that wretched add on!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Groan

Lopez having a revenge series

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

If this is a revenge series

than i look forward to facing Miles, Izy, kennedy, and every other former terrible Card.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the Rocks,

last I heard

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Id say that may be relative

you know, sample size, etc.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats with that bouncing D/Rick

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Soriano

I hope Rick will watch the Soriano injury from lat season. Maybe that would cure him of the hops.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do believe that Evilfrog is petitioning against the use of Dick when referring to our CF

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i second that motion

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine

I’ll just call him colby for now ;)

by cyko42 on Apr 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenters curveball is sexy

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That chick in the hardees commercial vs Carpenters curveball

it’s a tough call.

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly answer me this

does that commercial kinda gross you out? the skinny hot chick plowing into a giant hamburger?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

it’s awesome that a super hot girl can eat like that. freaking awesome

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't gross me out

but I don’t see the appeal in a hot chick eating a huge burger.

If it were up to me, the commercial should just be her standing there naked for 10 seconds with a hardees logo in the corner

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a marketing genius

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they could put the norm mcdonald star in there too

is that wierd?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little bit

If I take my focus off of the burger, it makes it better

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't know there WAS a burger.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

but his cutter is deadly. I love that he doesn’t show it much, but it counts when it’s coming.

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al says we should judge Carpenter, when to take him out, by how hard

it looks like he is working.

Since Carpenter sweats 3 gallons just getting out of the morning shower and brushing his teeth, he should get the quick hook in Al’s world.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

carp is like the shaq of baseball

gets sweaty warming up

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know man

if memory serves me right, esteban yan was pretty awesome…… ( i kid i kid)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I first heard his name

I thought he was some kind of monk…….

by fuegophil on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he sucked so much ass

I get like the whole body shivers when i think about the ’03 bullpen

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pound that edge!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

they put in a rubber band and some post-it notes during his offseason surg

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eliminate__
Deny__

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Dipshit,

Please don’t fuck me up.

Signed,
Alberts Elbow

This message is endorsed by Cardinals Nation

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

+1

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was an ongoing tic-tac-toe game between all the doctors that have worked on his arm

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has to

after all, he “is not a maching.”

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will I ever be able to watch a Carpenter start again

without watching him after every pitch worrying that he has hurt himself again? Its a bothersome thing I do… and yes I am knocking on wood as I type.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

no

he could throw 200 innings this year, and i’d still be scared.

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

I keep having visions of Mark Mulder striking out Jimmy Rollins, then I leave the room to get a drink, come back and Mark Mulder’s career is over.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seen Mulder pitch

His final game several times…

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan

Do we really need to relive the Carpenter → closer talk?

by azruavatar on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

wasnt his only relief game

last year in Arizona?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well what else are they going to talk about?

the game? ha!

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know

If we thought about using Carpenter as the closer this year?

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

if we do that

we might as well also give AW a shot at pitching the 8th inning.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

BBTN question:

3 players who have played this season that hit 30 HRs last year, and are yet to hit one this year.

2 NL, 1 AL.

Rick is one…

by longhornscardinals on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I do not think that Rick hit 30

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

25

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

25 is correct

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick didn't hit 30 last year

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

didnt howard

hit his first like yesterday

by huts04 on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds?

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the D'backs were free swingers?

They sure are working the count better than the Cardinals tonight.

by cloistermaximus on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Line drives to CF = scary

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Im glad that guy brought a glove today

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

very well played by ankiel, though

with that slice, last year i think he makes that one more exciting.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

50 pitches after 3, he’s gone at the end of 5 if he doesn’t get quicker innings.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

that's never good

But at least the bullpen is rested thanks to welly and Lohse

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he does have a chance for an easy one and a half innings coming up so 6 sure is feasible.

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he does have a chance for an easy one and a half innings coming up so 6 sure is feasible.

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Alcantara

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crotch Cam

is back

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

for a sec i thought that your name was crotchnick39... then i looked closer

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols is a maching

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

no guys i am not a macing i am just Albert

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run Albert Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

APdouble

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

the unintentional

IBB

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

or not

2b

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he did have a sweet swing

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"You are what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy"

by jacksonian on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

good stuff

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and 475 k's

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

He would have a lot of other balls hit into gaps. But they would be able to throw him out at first from centerfield. Maybe they can have Pinch runner from the box?

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

never thought much of him, even when he was hitting 70.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too much of a one-trick pony.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hit .299 that year too...

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

well watch dunc hit in a mirror....

he looks kinda like him with his swing and all

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No he doesn't.

Dunc has that goofy crouch that he does while swinging. Big Mac was a lot quieter in his swing. Dunc has a lot of motion in his.

by etp_stl on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duncan!!!

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

yay baby dunc!!!!

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Run Dunc Run!!!!!!!!!

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe someone called the 4th just a bit ago?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is duncan in the game for, again?

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a missile

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Sad thing is...

he tore up spring training.

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

In spring he was hitting a lot of liners in gaps. Led the team in HRs. Average was close to .400.

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear he played alot of golf...

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick looks horrid at the plate

He needs some time off. He looks like a pitcher hitting up there….

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

two BBs so far improvment

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are somehow

about 5 minutes ahead of both mlb.tv and extra innings…

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, maybe a minute. lol.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am watching mlb.tv

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

drives me bananas!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

PA

not ab

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn your smooth

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

2 walks for Rick? who knew?

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

2 Rick walks

maybe he is slowly starting to see the ball better

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Great scot! He did it again!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Six

is a serious number

NUMBER

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by dan on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That is the most

godawful commercial ive ever seen

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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen it

Just heard it on KTRS

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by dan on Apr 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what ur talking about

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

lucky

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be very happy

you wont have to listen to it all year

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well dont ever

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it really worse than the nasea inducing suntrup joe buck commercials?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

you’re right… they are bad

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we could get some runs,

Carp might really get rolling, cruise through a couple innings…… Cmon Redbirds

by fuegophil on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't someone say something about

Scherzer blowing up in 4th inning?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on KBot.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Sacrifices are such a waste.

by rencelas on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Khalil Greene

Yadi Molina and Joe Thurston are batting after you. You are paid to hit. You don’t bunt, that’s not Cardinals baseball.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like

Whiteyball to me.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Sarcasm detector not operating properly…..eliminate/deny? Deny.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it was whiteyball

molina would be trying to steal bases. And that would be awesome, because somehow he’d succeed way more often than he got caught.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thusly he is not in commercials

that say “Play like a Cardinal”

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was most certainly playing like a Padre

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Hate to gift wrap the first out of an inning.

by fuegophil on Apr 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadda needs a double in the worst way

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

good bunt

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

With # 7 and # 8 coming up

a light hitting catcher and a 29 year old Utility infielder in his first full season.

Makes perfect sense.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess you mean slugging wise.

Catcher hit .300 last year. I don’t really call that all that light hitting.

by etp_stl on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's ok

Yadi can’t hit GIDP this way.

by TNTinCO on Apr 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Hal even put his hat on

it looks like it rests on his head

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

MOOOOOLINA!

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

YADI

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

what did i tell you?

damn i’m good

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

ok

who called the Molina double?

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi!!!

TLR looks like a genius now

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

bunt

doesnt look like a bad idea now

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by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe if KBot hits into it

otherwise, KBot could have driven in those runs or reached base from the wild throwing Scherzer right now.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

the odds of that hit turning into a GIDP

are fairly low.

That would be 3 runs, if KG had walked, or gotten on base.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it has yadi on third with one out and carp (who’s a great bunter) to take a stab at another (yes, even with yadi being the man on 3rd)

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if greene GIDP

then that hit only brings in 1 run.

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by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont say its a lack of faith in him,

I say its a show of faith in molina that he would make the effort pay off.

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by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's easy to look at what happened as if you could predict it

What if Khalil had hit a 3-run homerun? Then it would have been a bad decision.

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

you guys make it sound like it was a foregone conclusion that greene would get a hit

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by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

KBot needs to swing...

at this rate everybody but Rick doubled, and he walked…we could have had another run

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

because it brought up molina

who is extremely hard to strike out in a situation where scherzer needed a K. Since he kept nibbling and trying to strike him out, he made a mistake and got punished for it.

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by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

YADIYADIYADIYADI

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Run Faster Yadi Run Faster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by coachnick39 on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Saweet!

3 runs, is this game over? [knock on wood]

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

no

because Carp won’t pitch a CG and we still have a shaky pen

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Karl Ravech just said pretty much the exact same thing I said, then John Kruk said the same thing you said on BBTN. Are you reading this right now, Kruk?!

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Molina!

way to stretch him out!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to swing, Young Man!

Straight and Strong!

Carp is gonna Cruise!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This lineup can be so good against RHP

If it only had Ludwick…

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston working on getting that unsustainable

LD% back to normal tonight

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp almost helped himself there

nice rip

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

you know...

If carp could only hit… he would be a maching too

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

wonder how many wins

that inability to hit has cost him, over the years?

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

im sure someone out there can find out

i was kidding though

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d give him a wiffle ball bat to play with with an healthy arm

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by AdjustedExpectations on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 runs is a good inning

regardless of us questioning the bunt.

by etp_stl on Apr 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It's still giving away outs.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

To me,

It’s not just giving away the outs, it’s the fact that the pitcher was just hit hard, and gave up a walk to a guy that doesn’t walk very often, it is still early in the game, there were no outs. I’m a bigger fan of that if there is 1 out, later in the game, or even if both hits were just fluky bloopers.

by fuegophil on Apr 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

High five

to the guy who called us getting runs in the 4th

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

Seriously... what were Rich Harden's parents thinking?!?!?!

by stltrav09 on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

High five back

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really surprised that they got to Scherzer

He was really dealing early on, but he stumbled and they made him pay.

This offense is solid.

FUCK!

by TheBirds on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

first time through the lineup

advantage pitcher. Not so much after that.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Season over

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

must be kidding me

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap crap crap

whats going on?

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SHIT

what happend to carp

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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

It is NOT the arm everyone

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

oblique it looks like

FML anyway

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God

Please Don’t be the arm

by cyko42 on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rib/Arm im still scared

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

There type of humor differs from us mortal men

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone please update me

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

carp is getting taken out

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH JESUS GOD

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT his arm

Ribcage

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Badness

Carp is having to leave the game. He grabbed his side.
And I died a little inside.

by peach concrete on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp

On his last warm-up pitch looked was in pain, Al said it looked like a rib cage, something not the arm. but I didn’t really see the replay

by cyko42 on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll be ok.

We’ve got a fantastic medical staff.

by azruavatar on Apr 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

-1

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

I shouldn’t laugh, but that was a little funny.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang it....

and this thread was so fun

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

because we are winning this one, and there aren’t many puppies to kick in AZ

by NorseKaiser on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

PJ Walters....COME ON DOWN!

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

…OH SHIT OH SHIT…

(5,427 “OH SHIT’S LATER”)

OH SHIT.

Please, God of Baseball, let Carpenter’s arm be okay.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The world ended

as well as our season

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp is getting pulled out

looks like he pulled something around his ribs after his last warm up toss

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You cant go upstairs again

its obviously bad luck, next time it will be pujol’s elbow

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

YIKES...

looks like the ribcage though

by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Man fuck this

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

.....noooooooooooo.

"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, I think it's the rib cage

Dan and Al are always right, after all.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

hinske...

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by themanthemyth on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Was it on the swing. fuckfuckfuck

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"

by tgreenfield on Apr 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

Every time he came to the plate I was wishing he didn’t have to hit.

by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

if only K greene hadn't bunted

this never would have happened.

grumble.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

/sarcasm ;)

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was not the arm

it was the rib cage…but still…dude has one of those bodies that just falls apart it seems now

by tiimbitz4786 on Apr 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

you gotta be fucking kidding me

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmmm....

Walters….

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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome to the big leagues

P.J. Damn, Carp can’t get any good news.

by nmstar on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? There's disbelief that Carpenter is injured?

I’d be like, “Who had April the 14th in the pool? C’mon down.”

by azruavatar on Apr 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanted more than one start

and I didn’t think it happen during a game.

I figured he’d wake up the day after a start and he would no longer have a right arm. Alsp, his insurance would cover piracy, and pirates took his arm, arrrgh.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he is out for any amount of time

what do we do?
We don’t have a replacement
Not good

by JoeyBombs on Apr 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

call Pedro, see if he'll work for peanuts

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 mil baby

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about theres Boggs and...

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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

feels like april fools

13 days later

Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!

by Paulspike on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

his arm is alright...

he grabbed his ribcage? on the left side… crap crap crap.. im starting to get pissed at Carp’s injuries. I hope he just ate a bad taco and its coming into life inside Carpenter’s stomach..

Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!

by Paulspike on Apr 14, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Kmac

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Community guidelines on cursing relaxed in this extreme circumstance
I’ve programmed two game threads. (My assumption is that if we need more something terrible has happened, in which case not having an extra game thread will be the least of our troubles.)

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I try to watch my french...

but YT*^OIUAJFHBUIAEGHJ:BK:HKBU

Im going to go break something.

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok ok ok ok

Lets go ahead and DL him now. Go into damage control…He’ll be back in May

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

of 2013?

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rib cage doesn't make me feel much better

especially if it’s the Oblique.

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

im thinking

it is the oblique and he injured it on his at bat… and if it is the oblique, we in danger…

Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!

by Paulspike on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you in danger girl

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

confused look

all over my face lol

Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!

by Paulspike on Apr 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you guys with TV sure it's his ribcage??

Could he have “grabbed” his ribcage with his right arm, when actually it was his shoulder or elbow?

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He didn't indicate anything with his arm

No massaging, no shaking his arm, no holding it limp, nothing. Usually you see something like that on arm injuries.

by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it certainly looked like his ribcage

and Dan and Al thought that too so how much more proof do you need?

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by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

grabbed it twice

once after he pitched and once as he was being taken out..

Yadi swings and hits a high fly ball... Endy Chavez goes back, to the track, to the wall... ITS A GUNNER!! Yadi gives St. Louis the lead in the top of the ninth!

by Paulspike on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That really pisses me off

b/c I have tickets to the Sunday night game at Wrigley, which would have been (could still be) his next start.

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by dan on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too

I was looking forward to the matchup with lilly since they both took no hitters into the 7th

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's days like these that I'm thankful we converted

Jess Todd to reliever. We don’t have enough of those and too many starters who strike out a batter an inning.

by Hardcore Legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, see

that time I think my detector was working.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, when we move Thompson to starter

and let todd pitch the 6th inning every 5 days, it’ll look awfully prescient.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

KMac looked pretty nasty there

Did Carpenter somehow pass along his abilities into KMac…like a highlander? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice inning

Kmac!

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not good.

sigh That’s all I’ve got. I’m out.

by stlfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

inning over?

lag to commercial

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Lost in the panic

K-Mac with a solid 1-2-3

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I for one am going to assume that it is on the same level

as the calf injury in the spring. Not because I believe it, but because I cant handle the assumption that it is any worse.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!

ok. He’s fine. Could start if they need him to. But they don’t.

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice play by thurston there.

for out number 2.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Now all I can hope for ....

is for Zambrano and Harden both getting injured.

If we have to suffer through this crap, so should the Cubs.

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

-1

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

had a phone call, had to step away—looks like I missed a whole buncha excitement

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

no biggie

just the season falling apart in front of our eyes

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

man

THAT was funny… sad but really funny

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets See

Abraham lincoln-Shot
Titanic hits Ice Berg
Chris Carpenter gets hurt
My birthday

What ties these things together?

by cyko42 on Apr 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

"I'll take

Things I wish never happened for $600, Alex"

I keed

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

I’ll tell my mom you think that she will not be happy

by cyko42 on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three things that have never happened in my kitchen?

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by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Carp's Comeback Player of the Year Award

attempt ends on his second start of the year.

The guy must have been one hell of a pedophile in his last life.

Worst. Karma. Ever.

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

maybe if al says it enough (carps ribcage) it will become true

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

it's better than shoulder or arm injury to be sure

but ribcage pulls can take weeks to recover from and the only prescription for them is rest. Still better than an arm injury.

by nmstar on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im all for it

it’s a ribcage. It’s a ribcage. It’s a ribcage. Come on kids. Just clap your hands.

by Evilfrog on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

man

you guys are firing on all the humor cylinders tonight :)

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is it?

any indication? oblique?

what the hell are we even hoping for, at this point?

by kindred on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

mud butt

but he was too embarassed to come out for the runs, so he faked an oblique injury

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

If only

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could only be so lucky

to hope for a man pooping his pants while pitching a baseball game… what has the world come to?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

for inducing laughter

"All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything."--Thomas Boswell

by albrtfn on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he walked off

with his hand on his left ribcage

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by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly I am a little suprised by the reaction

I never really had any faith in Carp’s health from the get go. I just assumed he was going to get hurt. This is like a non issue cause I just assumed it was going to happen. When I started to read all the “Fuck” posts the first thing I thought was ….. not going to say it.

Stat Whore

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Well yeah

But it’s still scary. Dude hasn’t even allowed a run yet. We’re much worse without him than with him.

by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus y'all

it sounds like it could be something innocuous like a cramp or something….at least save the hyperventilating until after the team claims that Carp will be back in two weeks

(disclaimer: some sarcasm may have been employed in this post)

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

+++

i’m glad i didn’t pay for MLB.tv yet.

by kindred on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ten minutes ago

I was thinking how great it was to watch the Cardinals every night

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by dylaninthewall on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know you're very right AL

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it really is

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

the worst thing that could happen is Pujols fucks up his elbow

by nota bene on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hasn't gotten hurt yet on my TV

I refuse to believe it.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm.

“he seems to be ok”…

regardless, TLR- do NOT, under any circumstances, put Luddy into this game.

- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.

by SleepyCA on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols is wincing a bit now

I’m going to go stab myself in the face

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I refuse to believe he's hurt

And even if he is, we’ll still win the division. Trust me guys.

I’m from the future.

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by dan on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad Pujols is up

Otherwise we might see him steal.

Batting in that two spot is going to kill his fantasy value, haha.

by mojowo11 on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of ass

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

this game thread

is hella depressing…

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." - Red Barber

by nomar34 on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i've been laughing my ass off

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

its a sad laugh

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert unloads

almost

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He does it every time

It was agravating the first couple of times but now im used to it

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols missed as meatball right there

and Dan may of blown his load

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by dcfcblues on Apr 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that was his "oh" face

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by nomar34 on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

for the office space quote

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring" -Rogers Hornsby

by stlwcards on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of hate baseball right now

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you serious?

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overflow has now been published.

If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.

by the red baron on Apr 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Im going to go kill myself

to cheer things up around here.

Later guys, gals, and bots!

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by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

don't make us lose Carp & you in one night Fritz

VEB can’t take that. we just can’t

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by gdm426 on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't do it!

At least wait until an off day so that Danup gives your death the cover story here.

by Ray Lankford on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you are doing this as a sacrifice for Carp all I can say is

ill miss ya Boxcar…

"Baseball is dull only to dull minds." - Red Barber

by nomar34 on Apr 14, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worst thing that could happen:

Albert and Carpenter collide, simultaneously breaking both elbows.

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by dan on Apr 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and the universe

hecanthithecanthithecanthithecanthit

by Alxfritz on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan and Al

Why are they blathering on!? Why don’t we have some preliminary update that keeps the people on this blog from killing themselves!?!?!?!?!?!

by DesiBird on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN...

… just said he reaggravated his calf strain running the bases

by kindred on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they're wrong

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by jd is legend on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey...

… just passing it along.

by kindred on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

who do we choose to believe?

espn… or the staff of dr. frankenstein

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine isn't...

… but with all the surgeries and re-arranged nerves and shit that Carp’s had done, who knows?

by kindred on Apr 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I believe they pulled that out of the ole ass

but man do I hope they are right.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Apr 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

official word

strained ribcage- did it hitting

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by scoot on Apr 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

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