2009 Draft Preview #5
I tried really, really hard to come up with some sort of April Fool's joke to use this morning. I thought about staging some sort of mock resignation, complete with cursing and yelling about the other mods here, or something to do with Conficker taking over my computer, or maybe a fake player profile, something along the lines of Sidd Finch. In the end, I just couldn't come up with anything that I really liked. So, no April Fool entertainment for you guys. Sorry.
However, in the spirit of the holiday, I would like to point you over to a very nice, well, something over at Gateway Redbirds. Good, good stuff.
Other stuff:
David Kopp is my favourite ballplayer. That is all.
My thought on Chris Perez going back to the minors: boooo. I think Perez on the roster gives us a better chance to win. Apparently, Tony disagrees with me. That's fine. However, what I really have a problem with is the moving target that he presents. He uses different criteria when justifying whatever decision he made, then acts as if the rest of the world is stupid for not being able to keep up with him. Is Perez being in the minors going to sink this team? Nah, probably not. Hell, we'll probably see him within a month or two anyway. But when Kyle McClellan can't seem to get anyone out, but is kept around because he apparently understands what it is that he needs to correct bothers me. Since he understands what he needs to fix, why doesn't he go fix it somewhere he isn't hurting the team? Like I said, the move itself is of fairly limited significance. What I'm bothered by is the lack of any kind of consistency in how players seem to be evaluated. Oh well.
Today, I have a very abbreviated preview section for you. It consists of only two players, and they just happen to be two players in very unusual situations.
And just for you, Hardcore, I will remember to use the jump.
So what sort of situation do these two players find themselves in? Well, I'm glad you asked. Both of them are players reentering the draft after spending a year playing independent league ball. Both were fairly high profile draftees who failed to sign; one due to a shoulder injury, one due to an agent injury. I'm sure by now you know who I'm talking about. Anyhow, enough of my pontificating. On to the actual meat.
Aaron Crow, RHP, Fort Worth Cats (Indy)
DOB: 11th November, 1986
6'1", 195 lbs
So, what's so great about this guy?
Aaron Crow was probably the best overall college pitcher in last year's draft. He had a better season than Brian Matusz, his major competition for that claim, as well as having better stuff. However, due to Crow's association with Scott Boras, as well as some lingering concerns about his mechanics, Matusz went off the board first. Crow went ninth overall to the Washington Nationals, and after a summer of protracted, contentious negotiations, the two sides failed to come to an agreement, with the result that Crow is now playing for the Cats of Fort Worth and will go back into the draft pool this year.
As far as raw stuff goes, there really isn't anything not to like about Crow. His best pitch is his fastball, which he works in the 92-96 range and commands to all quadrants of the strike zone. In short relief outings, his fastball has been clocked as high as 99 at times, though the pitch does tend to flatten out at extremely high velocities. He complements his fastball with an excellent slider that has only fair movement, but is extremely late and hard. Crow also throws a changeup with nice arm speed, though he's never thrown it a whole lot. Certainly, to make it as a major league pitcher, he would need to develop his change into a usable third pitch, but that should be an issue, as any problems he has with it appear to be due to the fact that he simply hasn't needed to throw it enough to ever get as consistent a feel as one would like to see.
The problems with Crow start when you look at his mechanics. Personally, I still love his lower body mechanics, as he drives off the mound very well and gets solid hip/shoulder separation. The issue is his upper body, specifically his arm action. There's been a lot of talk at various times about the wrist wrap that Crow has at the back of his arm action, but that doesn't bother me. What does is how he gets his arm up to the top of his delivery; suffice it to say he does it basically the same way Chris Carpenter does, which isn't a complement. Will Crow definitely have shoulder problems? I have no idea; I don't pretend to believe that my amateur mechanics scouting report has any kind of real predictive value. But, I do think there is a red flag, and a fairly substantial one. Take it for whatever you think it may be worth.
Besides his delivery, there is also the issue of size with Crow, though I personally don't think it should really be a concern. I think that pitcher's bodies are waaayyy overanalyzed. I'm sure there's some sort of statistical correlation between big pitchers and less injuries, but I just don't think it makes as much difference as proper mechanics while throwing.
Of course, no discussion of Crow would be complete without bringing up the Boras Factor. Any team looking to bring Crow into the fold would have to be fully aware that this is a young man who already waited out one team, giving up a potential year of his career to an indy league team, and would probably be willing to do so again. (On the other hand, I almost wonder if a team should go into those negotiations with the attitude that hey, the kid's already 23, instead of 22, he can't possibly wait around too very much longer if he expects to have any kind of real career. Don't know if it would work, but I would certainly be interested to see how it would play out.) I have no idea what kind of bonus demands a guy like Crow would be looking for, but I have to believe the pitching depth in this year's draft class will hurt him. You can follow his performance this spring here, in case you were wondering.
Combine the questionable mechanics and small stature, and you may very well be looking at a pitcher destined for the bullpen. Of course, considering that he has come close to triple digits in short outings, that may not be a bad thing. But when you look at him as a possible relief pitcher, and then consider what he's probably still going to demand bonus wise, and I think I'm just going to have to say pass.
Tanner Scheppers, RHP, Saint Paul Saints (Indy)
DOB: 17th January, 1987
6'4", 170 lbs.
So, what's so great about this guy?
Tanner Scheppers, you may recall, was the big helium guy last spring. After playing at shortstop for most of his life, he converted to the mound and quickly established himself as a big time talent. Unfortunately, just a few weeks before the draft, Scheppers came down with a shoulder injury that was initially diagnosed as a stress fracture, but was later called a labrum injury. He was taken by the Pirates in the second round, but the sides couldn't come to an agreement. Thus, Scheppers will be back in the draft again this year, hoping his shoulder is healthy enough to get him some first round attention.
Like Aaron Crow, Scheppers has a pretty remarkable repertoire, starting with a fastball that cruises in the low- to mid-nineties, with excellent movement. His command is not in the same class as Crow, however, as you would expect from a guy who's only been pitching for about two or three years. Scheppers has thrown a slider in the past, and it was a good one, but his curveball has become his best breaking ball, and is a real hammer. He also features a solid changeup that could probably become a plus pitch in time.
Scheppers is a tall, lanky fellow, with just the kind of frame that scouts are always talking about when they refer to a "pitcher's body." He has plenty of room to fill out, and should add stamina and strength as he does so. The bottom line is that Tanner Scheppers is a supremely talented pitcher, and based on projectability and raw stuff, should be a shoo-in as a first round draft pick.
The problem, of course, is that shoulder of his. If it proves healthy, there will certainly be some team who looks at him, sees the potential, and pops him early. If not, well, I'm sure someone will still take a chance on him at some point, but it certainly won't be at the kind of position he's hoping for.
There's a very nice breakdown of Scheppers' mechanics from just after last year's signing deadline over at Driveline Mechanics; I recommend you check it out. There's also a nice long draft video over at the MLB site. If you would like to follow what Mr. Scheppers does for his chances this June, pop on over to the Saints' website.
Personally, I don't think I want the Cardinals coming anywhere near Scheppers. I love his repertoire, and I was a big fan of his last year before the draft, but I'll admit to being more than a little gunshy with shoulder injuries. It just seems like too many pitchers fail to ever come back from shoulder issues as anything but a shadow of their former selves. If he's there in the later rounds, say, fourth or later, I would definitely consider it; the talent is too big not to take a chance. But any earlier than that, and I just don't think that it would be worth it.
And that's another one in the can, folks. Hope you all are finding these helpful and informative. Enjoy your pagan New Year, and enjoy today's ballgame.
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Hey Chitown
What do you know of the ‘Tamale Guy’?
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 1, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
the one on Seinfeld?
taaaamallllleeeeeee!!!!
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
No the one that walks around Chigago bars selling Tamale's
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 1, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm friends with him on myspace
he has his own page… I buy from him about half the time, he really makes the rounds!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that I have bought tamales from him on numerous occasions
he just will randomly come into the bar, and sell you authentic corn husk wrapped tamales that are especially delicious when you are drinking beer and playing pool… or just are too lazy to leave the bar and grab a bite to eat. he is a godsend, or something. there are also imitators.
used to be a brownie lady too, but she got shut down
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
she’s a little bit different than the tamale guy
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
are her brownies special?
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
man i love brownies, i mean i really love brownies
the first girl that makes me some i’ll probably ask her to marry me on the spot.
i’ve never had special brownies though
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
brownies can be very delicious when cooked properly
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I make a mean brownie,
but it isn’t special.
dang, I want some
especially if they are turtle
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
don't bring brownies to the VEB Day
and if you do, don’t give any to GDM unless you want to live in his mom’s basement too
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
and....BEN SHEETS!!! **
**not that BEN SHEETS might be involved in this comment, just BEN SHEETS!!!
(BEN SHEETS might be involved in this comment)
by mattyfrommo on Apr 1, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
cmon
I want some regular brownies, sheesh
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
you guys are killing me
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Thanks, mattyfrommo,
your advice has been duly noted.
yeah, thanks a lot matty
and to think i believed you about Alyssa
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
this is sort of outta left field
but do you like the band Clutch? man, I love that band, especially their older stuff
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
impetus!
yes. i only know their older stuff. a guy i’m playing with right now is really in to their new stuff (as well as the old) so i’m gonna check some of it out i guess. they have a side project called bakerton group which i need to check out too, or so i hear.
my,,,resist,,,urge,,,to,,,make,,,joke,,,about,,,playing,,,,,
with,,,,,a,,,,guy,,,,,,
you’re killing me today VEB. April Fool’s on GDM.
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
yeah
the bakerton group is excellent… especially their first album.
I have the body of John Wilkes Booth! Day of the Jackalope is also excellent, as is the song Willie Nelson… Rats!
so yeah, if you ever get the chance to see them live, they are one of the best live bands around… along with the melvins of course. what instrument do you play again? I forget…
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 2, 2009 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
not exactly the same
but there’s a bagel guy at SIUC that sets up close to a few bars and sells bagels all night, they are delicious
There is guys selling hotdogs and hamburgers normally outside the bars on the Landing
But they don’t actually go into the bars and make the round
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 1, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, but are these girls attractive?
he says even though yesterday or the day before, or the day before, or sometime in the not too distant past in another thread that he does not see beauty
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
T.E.S.S.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Raburn
I read that the Cards and Tigers are in discussions for Ryan Raburn. The Tigers want MLB-ready pitching. I can’t help but wonder if this is our chance to part ways with Brad Thompson. Very average middle reliever/spot starter for very average utility player, both of which may be out of options. Just speculation on my part about who we would give up. I’m pretty ambivalent, though, if that’s the case.
Link?
where did you read that?
I know it's on..
MLBTR.
Sometimes I wonder,
"Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"
...and then it hits me!!
I saw that after I posted.
I think they mean they’d like a prospect for Rayburn and to acquire major league ready pitching in another deal.
Why that deal should appeal to the
Cardinals is a mystery to me. Does Tony need ANOTHER utility IF to send to the OF?
by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 1, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be really dumb
we have eleventy billion 3B (Freese, Craig, Barden, Wallace, Mather, Ryan) that could fill in that role and we wouldn’t have to trade anything. Each of those guys provide something that Rayburn does, something that he doesn’t and some of them are just flat out better players.
Dumb.
by Hardcore Legend on Apr 1, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Eleventy Billion?
Is that the same number of dollars that the government is putting in the new stimulus package
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
27-year-old utility infielder...
…with no on-base skills (career OBP of .306), no power to speak of (SLG of .407), not much of a platoon split, low batting averages, a tendency to strike out, and an “ability” to play five positions at which he has a negative career UZR?
Call me crazy, but doesn’t this sound like exactly the kind of player baseball teams aren’t supposed to want?
Line-up for today
Barden is leading off and playing 3b, while Skip is in the 9-hole at 2b. Interesting… Santana is pitching for the Mets, so that’s obviously why Skip is moved down. I like that Barden is still getting a shot at 3b.
my personal bias, which may have no foundation, is that young first-round
pitchers wash out so frequently that they should be avoided generally and that young first-round pitchers with any kind of red flag, or even yellow-tinged flags, should be avoided absolutely.
i’m very happy with the rasmuses and wallaces in our system — kozma and even greene may yet pan out.
great reviews, RB.
This is reportedly a pitching heavy draft (at the top)
so the probability of us taking a pitcher in the first round this year is probably higher than in other years. I agree that position players tend to be safer. I hope we take a SS that can hit if one is available. Guys that play SS can go a lot of ways – they can move to 2B, 3B or OF if they can’t hack it there. They tend to be some of the best defensive players and athletes on their high school and college teams. Just my two cents.
What is up with the mang
3 Ks the last 2 games he has played
Chuck Norris hit a Home Run
with his beard
thats a relief
Chuck Norris hit a Home Run
with his beard
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Dick went deep?
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Dick with the long shot?
Chuck Norris hit a Home Run
with his beard
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
it's starting to seem weirdly
like Red Reporter around here.
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
i'm doing my best to stay outta this
but damnit i don’t know if i can hold out much longer
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
try thinking about baseball
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
by SleepyCA on Apr 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Perfect answer
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by jd is legend on Apr 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm,,,,bats,,,,balls,,,,,
AHHHH!!!!
i gotta get outta here fast
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
It's spring
but an Ankiel HR off a top lefty is inspiring…the beard must stay
by STLRegalia on Apr 1, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah it must give him chuck norris power.
Chuck Norris hit a Home Run
with his beard
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
next commercial
should be Dick Ankiel beating insert player/coach here in a game of Connect 4 (in 3 moves)
or roundhouse kicking a home run
Chuck Norris hit a Home Run
with his beard
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just waiting for this entire thing to blow up in everyone's face
Pretty soon we’ll see photoshopped pictures of Mr. Ankiel and certain attractive female ESPN personalities, the mods will have to get involved, and the whole place will just be a mess. And there will be a lot if after-the-fact regret and guilt to go along with it.
Well now, has ANY man REALLY ever regretted
a d**k joke?
And now Duncan with the long ball off the lefty?
Sweeeeeeet
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i'm perplexed by your question mark
are you afraid that gameday is lying and santana really isn’t pitching?
santana went to pitching righty this off season.
Chuck Norris hit a Home Run
with his beard
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
two interesting things from
La Russa says he has not been asked or had any conversations about Detroit’s utility infielder, not with Cards’ front office.
Kennedy headed to AAA for Tampa, Isringhausen headed to big-league bullpen
link
though izzy is starting the season on the dl
headed to the DL just to hold on to a roster spot?
I heard that the rays were going to be being creative with the roster spots to keep Izzy, but this is blatant abuse of the DL.
but you said he was striking out to appear more human
what if that translates into fewer home runs also
Chuck Norris hit a Home Run
with his beard
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
if Ankiel hits 50 and Pujols hits 35-40, is that such a bad thing
"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."
Not bad at all.
I’ll just be happy to see Albert healthy and up to his usual standards of overall excellence.
or Ludwick
I think it may be Ank
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Even Chicago writers are handing out props to St. Louis...
Phil Rogers (I know, I know) hands out highlights and lowlights from both spring training leagues…
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-31-rogers-baseball-mar31,0,5932893.story
Highlights…
1. Skip Schumaker (credit to TLR)
2. Ankiel: “he’s legit, not a novelty”
3. Carpenter is in T-1000 form
I think just about every major publication and website
has us picked 2nd behind the scrubs
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
well then they shouldn't be surprised when the flubs fall apart by june
and the Cards win the division by 20 games
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
so what is that
8 HR allowed this spring, for lohse?
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
its 9 now
omir is killing us time for the ibb
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
and there goes another one by Omir Santos
Santos:
2 for 2, 2 HRs vs. Lohse today.
8 HRs in 919 plate appearances from 2006-08 in AA, AAA, and a brief stint in the majors last year.
Hmmmm…….
WTF
time to trade for peavy
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Omir Santos is the new Hank White
he will kill the cardinals, and only the Cardinals. 85% of his ML hrs will be against the Cardinals in his career, while not even playing in the same division
David Kopp
I remain absolutely in love with David Kopp’s mechanics and his stuff.
The question in my mind when it comes to him is whether he can put it all together, push through the wall, and last out a full season.
How
did Pujols
doubles (2) on a pop up to shortstop Alex Cora. Albert Pujols out at 3rd, second baseman, Jonathan Malo to pitcher Elmer Dessens
?
Oh well
Whaddya know, he’s gone 2-3 so far today, and his BA is back up above .290. Love ST stats, haha
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Lost in the sun, official scorer gave him a hit?
Ball bounced away, Albert gets thrown out at third?
I dunno.
remember way back when...
we were worried about Skip’s ability to turn two?
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
I am still worried
I think Skip will be a -20/150 on defense this year
Stat Whore
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 1, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it's entirely possible that he'll be that bad
for the first 6 weeks of the season, but I think he will improve as the year rolls along. I do think that the team is going to have to strongly consider making a move to fill in a better defensive player there if this team is in contention and healthy at the trade deadline though.
I remain optimistic about the switch.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
I mean
why wouldn’t he improve? just as I think Ank will have better defensive ratings this year.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
i think it'll be somewhat mitigated, as well
by his ability to catch a few more fly balls than might otherwise be caught, and his very strong arm. He seems to have a ton of range on short pop-ups, and may throw a couple of guys out at home (or just prevent advances due to reputation). Say he’s -20 on ground balls, +5 with his arm and +5 on fly balls over a season, that’s not so bad.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
By the deadline the team may need to consider
If Skip is in the long-term future at 2B. I can handle some defensive issues for the first half of the season if that means that we get to keep his bat in the IF for the forseeable future.
The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps 20 feet away.
You're right.
Scherzer was Boras, right? I had the two confused. My mistake.
Sorry, everyone.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 1, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Silly annual first round pitchers from Mizzou
Get ready to write about Tepesch next year—-assuming he ever figures out that his fastball is his best pitch.
Not afraid to nitpick
Dude, Quit Doing That!!!
You must have heard that the newspaper industry is in free fall. The Tribune and Sun-Times are bankrupt and talent wise the P-D is right behind. Accuracy is required for your ilk to survive. Cheap cost controlled young labor with skills, that seems to be the Cards business model so maybe it will catch on with your employer. You very well could be replaced by this Unreal Guy. He’s got skills.
"Do what you want to the women and children but leave me alone"- George Carlin
by That's a Winner on Apr 1, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
K-Mac gave up 2 runs in an inning
A walk and a HR, too…no defense involved.
This isn’t the K-Mac we saw last year…
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at least we got omar santos out.
small victories…
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
Sheesh
9.60 ERA in 15 innings. 7 walks, 7 strikeouts.
And we sent down Perez?
The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps 20 feet away.
K-Mac has a proven track record
Or, so goes the logic of TLR, Esq.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Apr 1, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This last inning
just gave more credence to what you said in this post, baron….Red Baron for new Cardinal manager!
I imagine TLR just wants to see how he does for future situations.
but, then again, I have a vivid imagination
Ryan Rayburn 2 cards
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
april fools
fail
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
i was sure someone would pick that up. took longer than i thought.
wow, i guess i need to start coming up with new dick jokes. its been a long time…
More
K-Mac struggles and David Kopp’s big league debut. (sort of)
This may be the single most timely thing I’ve ever written.
If you've got a blacklist, I want to be on it.
by the red baron on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
what about kasey kotchman?
where do him and rayburn compare…are either better than what the cards have
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
i have not heard of this albert guy
what if we use his real name alberto
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
just don't call him Jesus
yet. he ain’t perfect, but he’s getting close
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Who is this Albert of which you speak?
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
No
Where would Kotchman play? We’ve got 1B locked up pretty good…
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they had im listed as 1st/3rd
i know he woulnd play first duh..he’d been mentioned as a stros 3b option as well
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
brandon yarbrough?
Who is this person?
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
According to NPR, lawsuits are pending
against Pro sports teams with animal nicknames. The Detroit Lions, and Baltimore Oriloes are mentioned. Could the Cardinals be far behind?
The St. Louis Cardinals- 11 time World Champions!
who is the plantiff.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 1, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd need to be
an animal to have standing;)
be still my beating heart
man, every time something happens to Carp i’m going to think it’s the big one & everything is all going to come crashing down.
BEN MOTHERHUSHYOURMOUTH SHEETS
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
Yeah I read "Carpenter scratched from Friday start due to mild calf injury" first
Leach’s blog is where I saw it first.
"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."
Doesn't sound like a big deal
The headline in the rotoworld bar did freak me out before I glanced back at it
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No, it isn't a big deal.
It just made me think that whoever wrote that headline was trying to kill a few Cardinal fans. Leach wrote the article, but he doesn’t write the headlines.
Seems like a "take no chances" kind of thing
He’s looked polished all spring with his stuff, so I don’t think missing an exhibition game is any big deal.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
Here's something I'll be watching closely
Kris Benson has nailed down the fifth spot in the rotation for the Rangers with Jason Jennings starting the year in the bullpen.
I thought he was a good buy-low candidate for the Cardinals for pitching depth this year, so it will be interesting to see how he does pitching in that bandbox.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
Ha!
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Prediction: Poorly
Being the fifth starter on the Rangers is like being the most beat-up car in the junk yard.
No worries
Porcello is nearly ready for a promotion from the AA rotation if something falls through in the rotation.
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now that's just mean
even on April Fool’s day
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I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson
so did YP
but perez got sent down based on ST this yr but KMc hasnt shown much since about June of 08 and got scholarshipped to the Bullpen.
I dont understand the decision making much
perez got sent down because he missed half the spring with a sore shoulder
and he needs more work before he’s ready to pitch in the majors.
- So, to ease his pain, you're supposed to take him to a ball game?
- Yes.
a sore shoulder he got
while working on getting his arm slot right for his spilter. Which he still needs to work on.
Porcello wins a rotation spot in Detroit
Sigh. I guess I’ll just wait and hope Kozma turns into a MLB regular.
Whether this is a good idea or not I’m not sure — Porcello has 0 innings above A-ball. But it is what it is.
watch him be their ace or some crap
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 1, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
watch Kozma never get higher than Springfield
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I bet its the other way around
Watch Kozma be the next big young SS while Porcello fizzles and burns out his arm in a couple years.
I think both have about as much likely hood of happening as what you guys are expecting.
"People call me El Hombre," Pujols said. "But only Stan is the Man."
great new for anyone sick of the umps inconsistency
i mean, this could be huge. H U G E
umpires to get new monitoring system
i find it very interesting that they talked to both Hamels & Moyer about this. shockingly both guys aren’t for it. gee, i wonder why those two don’t want umps to actually get better?
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Angel Hernandez?
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by jd is legend on Apr 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
he should be very, very afraid right now
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