Red Baron overflow thread
Over 1000 comments on the other thread and I can't scroll down without that stupid spinny thing showing up on my monitor. It's not even 3:30. You guys are disgusting.
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Love Actually is awesome. Discuss.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Where on the west coast are you?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
He lives on that island...
off the coast of LA where the goats eat every living piece of greenery. His job is to eat the goats, then post stuff using pitch f/x data.
MB for LF in 2010!
by guayzimi on Dec 23, 2009 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
that should be green damnit!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I did my part.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
as did i
Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Follow me on Twitter: @zoomzoomj88
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
catalina can be a very scary place

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
is that mo?
and boras’s sheep?
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I wanna tapdance on that,
but my better sense won’t let me.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Never stops me
go for it killer.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
You're a bad influence, dt. Not that that's a bad thing.
I’m afraid it’s like Frankenstein’s monster, if I let it out I may never get it stopped. Then I would be in trouble.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
That's what she said?
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
One would hope so.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
50% of VEB is now arrested development jokes
someone’s going to have to let me borrow it on DVD so i can get them. i’m feeling very left out here
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
it's really all i got
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
You could get it on Netflix.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
OR
i could save that money for the B’s & borrow just it from a nice fellow VEB’er or VEB’et
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
That is quite a quandry.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
you have a little over a week to finish the first season
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Good call.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
i hear
you can “load it down” and this “series of tubes” called “the interbutts”
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Ah, nice. Me too
I’m a recent expatriate, though. Junior at USC
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I think I like UCLA better
But I don’t really care about college sports.
by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
All I know is that LA sucks
I hate living there… Too much traffic, too much pollution, and I don’t really like the people who live there
The food there is fantastic, though. Have you eaten at Langer’s? Literally the best pastrami sandwich ever. And for $14, it’d better be
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Ditto
I don’t know about Langer’s. What part of LA do you live in?
by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
I live right by USC, which is by downtown. I'm like 10 blocks south of the Staples Center
Langer’s is on Alvarado and Wilshire, by the Good Sam hospital
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Huh
I live near Beverly Hills.
(You assholes better not make any jokes about that).
by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
you're not the boss of me.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
shannon shannon shannon
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
:: holds up jacket ::
Is it James Dean or Jason Priestley?
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
James Dean is obviously more talented.B
But I like Jason Priestly’s face better. A young Marlon Brando is really where it’s at, though.
Now with extra feisty!
I saw a movie once on TV with a young Marlon Brando
and I was like “Damn. He is good looking.”
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
successfully blocked all thoughts of older brando from your head?
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
They're two seperate people as far as I'm concerned.
Just like thin Elvis and fat Elvis.
Now with extra feisty!
i can see that.
still, his young stuff is really amazing as a body of work.
“streetcar named desire”
“on the waterfront”
“wild one”
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
he's got colby's mushmouth speech going on.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
SSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
You know what makes me has a sad?
When people think that is from Seinfeld. I love Seinfeld, but come on!
Now with extra feisty!
You gotta be kidding?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
They could have gotten it from Hollywood Homicide as well.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Did you make it out for any of the Dodgers/Cards playoff games?
I went to Game 1. It wasn’t pleasant. For a variety of reasons
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
No, I couldn't
Would have loved to have gone, but I had other obligations.
by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
so straight faced condescending jack assery is permissable?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Now why would we make a joke
outta you hanging out with Jason Priestly and Luke Perry?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
isn't that a really bad part of LA?
i’ve always heard USC was in the worst part of the city
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Well, let's see
In the last two years:
1) 4 guys were arrested for shooting at cops. One of them was killed in the firestorm
2) A student was stabbed and killed (though he instigated the fight)
3) Another was killed in a hit-and-run
4) Just last week, there was a pipe bomb found right off campus
So yeah, I think that would be a fair assessment
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Pipe bombs remind me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks.
I try.
My new haircut makes me look the part too.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
you didn't go with a really short cut did you?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
It was short before.
It’s a Victoria beckham haircut. Like so:

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
i'm sure yours looks better
in fact, i know it does. and it has very little to do with my hate for that person
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Well it's blonder.
Although this time I got some brown lowlights in it too. Very interesting.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
so you got the "intelligents" of a brunette
with the “fun loving ditzyness” of a blonde? yeah, i’d say that’s very interesting
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Do you at least get a kiss for your 14 bucks?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ain't that always the way?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
because you use too much tongue
you gotta ease into that man
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I wanna make a joke so f'ing bad,
but I don’t wanna get in trouble for it either.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
use it and credit it to me.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
If this were in person,
I woulda said it without thinking. But when I try to type it out, my brain says"Leave it alone dude".
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I should check if we concluded anything from the
Brendan Ryan, Ryan Braun, douchey shirt geographical thread
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I concluded Braun being from the valley
explains a lot of things.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
oh good
I don’t have to scroll down looking for your conclusion.
can we infer anything from Boog’s shirt and his childhood neighborhood?
I mean, is it even his shirt? are there bite marks?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I couldn't come up with anything on that.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
we should turn it over to experts
except I think the experts are all biased.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
We have some Californians in here...
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
exactly what I was thinking
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
oh dear lord
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
do we have the comparison photo?
and for GOB’s sake put a subject line on it……
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
no, I mean if they post the comparison photo.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that's what I was trying to figure out
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
sorry
the photo from RB’s blog
gdm says it’s from mid-season
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yup
well, compare and contrast, y’all…….
(no, not about Colby’s hand)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I could also use a tarsier-posing-as-a-lemur...
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Who woulda thunk
that you could have that much douchiness in one photo.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
1. someone said i was wearing a braun-ian shirt a few days ago I meant to reply but I was pre-occupado. 75% of my shit is Roar….75% of the shit from Roar sucks but the remaining 25% makes me happy in pants.
2. How is this guy getting away with a blatant d-baggery rip off of d-baggery Ed Hardy and Affliction?
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I like to wear plain t-shirts
or maybe a concert tee from time to time
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Better question:
how is Ed Hardy getting away with ripping off my cousin who used to work at the state fair airbrushing unicorns onto tee shirts?
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
How dare you compare your cousin to Christian Audigier
The man is a genius, just look at this video.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Dec 24, 2009 2:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That
is goddamn brilliant.
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:29 AM EST up reply actions
And done.
Also, that comment immediately made me think of David Lynch’s Crash. Good movie.
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:36 AM EST up reply actions
hfs. he's wearing a collared shirt under that repulsive thing.
who does such a thing?
9.5 on the d-bag scale. misses a 10 only because the collar is not popped.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
surely you jest.
this is one concept i am glad has totally passed my aged self by.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
No.
I think that shirt features the attached collard shirt.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
CGirl don't play, yo.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
why? so you can wear it to formal occasions like weddings and job interviews?
does it come with a matching tie?
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
it's probably painted on, tom
don’t ask such things…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i lived through jams, hammer pants, hypercolor t-shirts, trucker hats. . . .
nothing like this.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
and half-shirts, don't forget the half shirts
how I miss the jams
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Excuse me.
Who the hell are these people????
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 23, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know.
But those girls need some hair help.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
the girls need nutritional intervention from oxfam.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
The guy in the middle
is why we say Ryan Braun is a douche. Well, at least one of the reasons.
* is an Asshat
oh me oh my.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 24, 2009 3:47 AM EST up reply actions
yeah it's 630 here & Monk's about to shut it down because it's 1130 for him
and blame red, he told us to talk a lot & challenged us to get over 1000
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I learned it by watching you.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
now that one i got
something i’m sure you all would never think you’d hear coming out of my mouth
or keyboard
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Gotta love when PSA's did no good
but to provide joke fodder for us.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
i thought it was a given that we're disgusting
it’s all the grit
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the WWL just had kruky as santa giving out gifts
he was giving out stupid gifts to the sawx owner for some reason because he’s upset about spending too much money or something. he gave something to the giants for panda too, but the 90210 talk distracted me so i don’t know what it was
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
OT: Even though I don't know if there's on topic for this thread
Does anyone else get angry when people claim that because a team is favored on a Vegas line, then Vegas thinks they are going to win?
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
I don't know what that means.
So no, not really.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
What part don't you understand?
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
math.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I mean I am guessing it means
that there is some kind of formula that is the Vegas Line and that just because that formula says one thing it doesn’t mean Vegas actually predicts that. But I don’t gamble so I don’t really understand.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Well let me try to explain...
Say you are listening to sports talk radio or something of the like… You hear that Clemson is a 4.5 point favorite over Boston College. What that means is that if you bet Clemson to win they have to win by more than 4.5 points (5 points) for you to win the bet. If you bet Boston College, they can lose by no more than 4 points and you will win the bet. The half point is there so that there are no ties.
Basically what the line is for is to encourage betting on both teams so that Vegas doesn’t lose it’s shirt… ideally the losers pay the winners and the casino makes money from whatever is left over from the losers.
If that doesn’t make sense let me know.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
cause they don't know what the vegas line is for?
aka getting you to bet and lose your money to them
Exactly
There should be a class in high school where they tell you about how the world works… one thing is gambling.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
filling out a tax form
I swear they could cover a few textbooks worth of civics, English, and math if they walked kids through filling out stupid forms. or balancing a checkbook.
kids probably never even seen a checkbook. or a check. (that’s cheques, Monk.)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought this would be very valuable
I thought lifetime sports was cool cuz I played warball and baseball all the time, but I could have learned the ins and outs of tax’s, getting my stupid ass liscense renewed or tags or even the entire dmv process completely. I’m sure there’s a ton of other shit that could have been in the class but I completely agree 110 percent that this could have benifited anyone in school.
Go Broncos!!
by from First to Third on Dec 23, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
you can teach a lot from sports too
but it’s only a gateway drug to maths, imo.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
all i read was this, does anyone else get angry when people
yes, yes, yes, yes, a thousand freaking times yes. i hate people. people are the worst.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
plus on the one, bro!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
"Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak.
And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special.
Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
very necessary for the wardrobe.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
you really are gdm's dream woman. he's been threatening to post the baconkini for weeks now.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
She's taken!
By Albert. I don’t think gdm has a chance.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
the best ones are always taken, it's fucking science
fml
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
That would be more impressive if they were standing up.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
really not sure what to think of that
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
HFS!
Christmas came early this year! Thank you d-dee!
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Just went right straight to the gutter didn'tcha?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Imo's and A Muppet Christmas Carol.
This is going to be a great night,
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
you're missing either chocolate or haagen-daas.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
IMO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
i'm going to get there eventually on break
that and starbuck’s. i checked QT off my list this afternoon.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
considering we don't have a comparable establishment in kirksville
yes, very much.
but realize i go there like at least 5 times a week when i’m home.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
i don't think it's weird at all
i miss QT terribly. nothing even close in CO. there was a point in my life where all of my stories seemed to start or end at QT. i think that may be the low point…
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
THANK YOU!
glad to see someone shares my QT love.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 25, 2009 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
I have a similar period,
except for awhile every story began or ended at the Uncle Bill’s on Kingshighway.
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 25, 2009 8:07 AM EST up reply actions
did you know some people in this world hate imo's?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
are you one of those people?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
hellz to the no
in fact i could kill for some right now
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
yeah
me too. there is nothing bad about imo’s. i’m getting BW3 later tonight.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't think the pizza was terrible , taste-wise, but it wasn't great either
the worst thing about that damn pizza is that it goes right through ya
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
he's right
again, the rest of their menu i like, some it very much, but he’s dead on about the pizza.
fouthed
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I believe you meant this...

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
of course,
how foolish of me…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
i could really use a drink right now
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i'm good
might smoke a joint in a bit, though
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Watch it.
Or I’ll tell you all about why I don’t like weed again…
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:18 AM EST up reply actions
How could anyone not like weed?
If you drink you probably realize that weed is alcohol light without the hangover.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Tee-hee.
Someone remembers…
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
You'll not bother me
If you tell me or don’t. There is almost nothing you could tell me that would surprise me.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Yeah but then I'd have to read it.
This was entirely selfish on my part. I’m sure yadi2 would point you to the right thread.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Nah.
I’ll refrain, since Clemson is still around. She’s rather delicate. However, I believe the discussion in question is right here.
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
Whoops.
Failure to link. Here.
Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.
by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:33 AM EST up reply actions
Agree and disagree
I love to sample God’s weed when I am imbibing as well. It’s likely in your head since the ganja tends to enhance sensory perception.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
hola hola hola
actual breaking baseball chatter
According to a team source, the Red Sox have had internal discussions about extending their organizational budget to potentially allow for another offer for free agent outfielder Jason Bay. The discussed proposal to Bay would be in the vicinity four-year, $60 million originally offered the outfielder by the Red Sox.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
if this happens something tells me the yankees suddenly found a little extra money
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
man, Holliday better not ruin my Christmas
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i've been trying to tell you not to get your hopes up
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I call BS
Mike Cameron would become one expensive 4th outfielder then. The only reason I can fathom this is that the Red Sox plan to offer Jacoby Ellsbury as part of the offer for Adrian, other than that, is see no point, especially since they seem to want to avoid the luxury tax.
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
that would depend on how big papi is doing, wouldn't it?
if he’s not well or not hitting well, the sox need to replace him. alternately, they could put a first baseman’s glove on bay or papi and shift youkilis to third.
they can get bay or beltre, but not both.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
I would put Bay at first unless he sucks there just as bad as LF.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Bay in LF reminds me of a couple of lines from Major League 3.
“Boy, Pops sure didn’t get a good jump on that ball.”
“Not only that, he ran too long in one place.”
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
The upgrade from Ortiz to Bay is not worth the luxury tax you are paying
Despite that god awful slump Ortiz had, he still ended up with respectable stats.
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
I’m here.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
FUCK
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I missed you (no homo)
How do you feel about Colin Wyers being a BPro writer?
by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps they'll need another medical expert now too?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
There should be question mark after that
by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm Ron Burgandy?
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
i am spartacus?
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
Well, in a word, no.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
So much for you needing your own PR squad.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
howleeeee shit
Ship seized with 1.5 tons of cocaine worth $600M
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
don't tell the people in that picture above that
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Wow
1.5 tons is only worth 600 mil… I would have thought way more than that.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
it's worth more as it gets refined and packaged for sale.
the importation is just the first challenging step. it’s the holding it, protecting it, and transferring it within the grasp of law enforcement that makes it expensive.
100mg packet of (cut) cocaine is worth about $10 on the street – and that may be at 10-30% strength.
so, 10,000 packets ($100,000) would be a kilogram. one thousand kilograms would be a little more than a ton, and worth $100,000,000. so, yeah, once you factor in cutting the cocaine with your cutting agents, a ton or so would be worth $500-$600 million on the street.
remember, a ton and a half of cocaine would fit in the back of a pickup truck or (more likely) a 16-foot U-Haul truck. and that would hold enough cocaine to make 60 million standard doses of cocaine. which would keep every crackhead in new york city happy for a month.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
Sounds like you know people...
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
is that a lot?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
he's the one all the way to the right.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
it's the lighting
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
LOL
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Found their dog

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
Satan's Little Helper!
they told me you were ran over by a train! but i knew you were alive! i knew it!
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I read that as "Skip"
and I thought, “Oh noes!”
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
if you are in chicago
try to avoid driving… I am leaving town tomorrow morning, this wintry rainicesnow mix is pretty bad. people getting stuck in traffic at least. glad I decided to wait til tomorrow
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions
that's the direction I was headed
quads near Moline, going to Davenport on friday
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
woh
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I know it's going to be great this summer
when I can see a R. stock and S. Miller battery.
I am the Batman
I'm from Geneseo btw
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
My freshman roommate was from there...
crazy.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
my freshman roommate was crazy
strange little world
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Dec 23, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this made me laugh so you get a rec...
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
what's weirder
is that my new roommate is from Geneseo, NY
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
There's traffic in Chicago...
not exactly a news flash :)
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
worse than usual!
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
4 hours
from the Circle to Woodfield bad? Cause that was a fun day…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
I was recently in Chicago(the day before thanksgiving)
and it was a three and half hour wait in traffic.
I am the Batman
What road were you on.
Just know you will be docked points if you refer to it by number and not it’s real name…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
That really doesn't help a lot...
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
OT Conversation
Anybody see Inglorious Basterds? I’m in need of a good movie to rent tonight. Fortunately I’m off work until Monday and the lady is asking me to go get a movie.
NorCal CARDS FAN
bruno had its moments.
inglourious basterds was excellent.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
Yeah I laughed, but I can't shake loose some of those scenes in my head
they were disturbing.
I am the Batman
I saw Bruno
I was moving towards wasted at the time so I did laugh, but I am not a big fan of shock and awe comedy so other than a few laughs I thought, meh… Year One looks ridiculously bad. Was “IB” too violent for a typical female movie watcher?
NorCal CARDS FAN
From her comments
Spants seems to kick ass in general so I’d figure she probably like it. My lady just left to go get the movie. I was going to get it, but then I was “reminded below” that the bragging rights game was on TV tonight and I decided I should watch.
So I don’t like Imo’s pizza, but for those of us that are out of town, Imo’s delivers toasted rav’s anywhere in the country. You have to buy quite a few to get them to deliver, but it’s nights like this (Mizz v. Illini) that I don’t mind grabbing them out of the freezer.
NorCal CARDS FAN
It looked too violent for me.
But I may be slightly more sensitive than the typical female movie viewer.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
don't be a dick cody, it's f'ing christmas for pete's sake
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
a comment that stuck with me about bruno was that one of the problems was that the bruno character was
so out there that it made sense that people were appalled by him. the character’s shock value wasn’t very funny. cohen’s stuff is most funny in how it elicits responses from the unwitting participants.
my favorite scene is the scene with the parents of child actors who are willing to have their children exposed to white phosphorous and sudden acceleration without seat belts, etc. that was funny, not because bruno was obnoxious and offensive, but because cohen found a weak spot in people and exploited it.
My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits
yeah, it was good
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
heard it was good
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
why is there a woman calling the bragging rights game?
and why did she call the Mississippi River the Missouri River?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
she usually does women's bball, so you can see how much the WWL thinks of this game
she 6ly call the Mississippi that. i know there’s a Missouri River, and i know she’s in Missouri. but WTF, it’s the f’ing Mississippi River. there’s almost no good excuse for that
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Maybe she subscribes to the school of thought
that the Mississippi actually flows into the Missouri River…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
"Thinking" would be assuming alot.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
MO over ILL at the half 41-34
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 23, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions
How does Missouri...
play a soft as a butter schedule, lose to Oral Roberts, and stay #15 in the RPI?
MB for LF in 2010!
Because you touch yourself at nite.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
Maybe because...
they have a 21.1 scoring margin against a decent schedule (not soft as butter – notice who everyone else is playing this early, too) and they’re 7-3. Their only losses are at Oral Roberts (5-0 at home and a win AT Stanford), at Vanderbilt (5-0 at home, only losses are to perrenial – as of late – tournament teams), and Richmond on a neutral (?) floor (beat Florida as well).
Considering that we've got almost half a team of freshmen, that's not real suprising.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Freshman guard syndrome
always finds the worst times to flare up…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
I have informed my mother not to get too comfortable.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
What are you talking about?
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
My mom is the Mizzou fan.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Ah yes that's right...
As much as it pains me to say so… I think she doesn’t have much to worry about. Illinois appears to be playing 8 on some posessions.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
Basketball is depressing to me right now
Indiana was down 24 to Loyola….came back to lead by 3, and then lost because Jeremiah Rivers cannot shoot free throws…sigh
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
you spelled boring wrong
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmmm
You could be stoned legally in Indiana for that :D
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
you spelled stupidiana wrong
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Oh no you didn't
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
somebody stop me!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
On the bright side you got rid of the creep Sampson...
Makes it much harder for me to hate Indiana… Crean seems like a stand up guy.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
Totally agree
I think Tom Crean is an all around good guy, and he is the right man for the job.
I am actually really surprised at how well Illinois is doing. I thought Weber was an absolute jerk personally. Then again, that Eric Gordon game 2 years ago at Champagne kind of lowered my mood of anything Illinois sadly :P
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
I'd like to apologize for the jackass
mini Brauns from the NW suburbs. Please don’t lump real Illinois fans like me in with them. I wasn’t happy with how the situation went down, but I was 17-18 once and couldn’t blame the kid for handling the situation like he was 17-18 and understood it was only basketball.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
Yeah
It just didn’t seem logical to blame the kid for choosing a different college. I mean, I don’t know the point of view of an Illinois fan, but still, seems sophomoric.
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
To me it was more the way he handled it
by practicing with them and saying… no we’re cool… seriously all cool… then transferring without calling Weber to tell him he was. The classic, if I avoid the problem it’ll go away strategy.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
Ahh Sampson and his sneaky ways.
Didn’t have the guts to admit openly that he wanted to go to Indiana. Meh, not like he gave us much anyway, with all the drug dealing/coach firing/whatever disaster that could possibly happen on a top 10 team.
I appreciated DJ White far more than I appreciated Gordon.
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
Seriously Illinois?
You can’t win when I want you to?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Don't worry
Mizzou will still wake up tomorrow with hideous uniforms…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
It's okay.
Now I’m making Christmas cookie dough.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Can I have the bowl?
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
i made some freaking sweet quad chocolate cookies two days ago
i was shocked how good they came out. i may have found my true calling
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Bacon's response?

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that has to be the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
SO ADORABLE!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
but the cookies are sooooooo good bacons, i have enough room for both of you

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
That looks like the result of a pot bellied pig's and German Shepherd's drunken night out.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
i know right?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I would still love that thing to death
Even if it doesn’t…move
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
Well, I hate cats
:P
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
He took my beer!
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
that's what's so great about dogs
they bring you your booze & wait for you to share. cats just steal them & say f you
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
that's why you have to start trainging them early & often
eventually after a beating or hundred they get the hit
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
dog in picture below virtually untrainable
attention span of a fruit fly
beating doesn’t really work on him and i don’t want to hit him
needs a lot of work, i lack patience
ergo, i turn around and he steals
thats a lab for you
cute & loyal. but dumber than a box of rocks
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
you're right
got a pure breed choc lab – love him to death but he ain’t that sharp
the dirty ass below is a pointer (sth mix, prob lab)
ah a pointer, that explains everything
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
pointers are hunters
he probably saw or smelled something outside & that’s why he got all dirty.
they are very high energy dogs too. so maybe he just wanted a good roll in the mud
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i'll put him on xanax
that might stop him always trying to lick my face – i have to keep ducking him
thanks for the insight though, i’ve tried for two years to figure out if he’s more pointer or more lab. conclusion – crazy
How can anything so cute do bad?
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
they are chocolate chips & chocolate chunks. so you can say they are only triple
next time i’m going to add chocolate fudge, brownies, icing or all three into the mix & see what happens. i love chocolate even more than i love bacons
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i concur
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I've had it
It’s good
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Oh my jesus...
My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier
i love that kid!
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
F I N A L L Y
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Mizzou beat Illinois in the bragging rights game I assume.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
it's been 10 years!
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Are we still talking about the Braggin Rights game?
Hard to tell with gdm making that statement.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
that's nothing
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
In the other thread but whatever
A special thanks is due to Bruce Weber deciding that exploiting Mizzou’s borderline undersized 4s by making them guard a 5 would have been too easy. Instead of the post, he puts his 7’1 center on the perimeter 90% of the time—-making him handle the ball so we can double him? Thanks? Even the GF who knows almost nothing about basketball was wondering why they didn’t put anyone “in the middle”, although that might have been influenced by my pointing this out…..repeatedly. That and Kim English realizing that he can still get his shots without forcing up Kobe Bryant bombs (and even then he still tried a couple of ’em).
Unfortunately Aldrich and Pittman are going to go like 40-20 with ease…
Not afraid to nitpick
I like to think
he decided that running up 10 straight on you guys would have been embarassing…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
You gotta say
for the intermural champs they played a good game… what’s that? That was our actual team? Oh shit…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
I just have no idea what the game plan was
The turnovers and sloppy play at times happen against us, that’s our entire system especially with a massively undersized team and we do it to everyone from Kansas on down. But unless it’s a layup, taking quick shots is murder, that’s exactly what we want because their entire thing is conditioning conditioning conditioning and substitutions to wear people out. Just slow into half court sets and it should be cupcakes against this team. You post someone up and either force a double→easy kickout or it’s pretty much guaranteed points on anyone but Moore. 6’8 225 guys just aren’t big enough to guard true 5s in the post and I think Illinois fed Tisdale in the post twice? Is he that bad at the postup game?
Not afraid to nitpick
In fairness when he got the ball under the basket
he managed to cleat himself in the nuts…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
OT: Waynes World on VH1
Excellent
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
it's kind of disturving
how much bacon porn you get when googling bacon
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
what ticks me off about google is with safe search on you don't get half the pics you do with it off
i don’t understand that at all. to get the best pics, you have to sift through all the garbage. i hate that. there’s a lot of stuff out there i never want to see & can’t unsee them now.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
it's on now
10:48pm: The Red Sox might also be looking into extending an offer to free agent Matt Holliday, reports Mike Silverman of the Boston Herald. However, Silverman notes that signing Bay, let alone the more expensive Holliday, would be difficult.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Uh oh.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
keep warm m'fers

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
how many times do i have to say this?
it ain’t over till it’s over. and it ain’t even close to being over
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Ellsbury + Bowden + I dunno Hagadone?=Gonzalez
1B: Gonzalez, 2B: Pedroia, SS: Scutaro, 3B: Youkilis, LF: Holliday, CF: Cameron, RF: Drew, C: Martinez + Lester/Beckett/Lackey/DiceK/Wakefield/Buchholz is a completely dominant team. That’d have to be tempting to pull the trigger on.
Not afraid to nitpick
We (the Indians) have Hagadone.
Pretty sure. I remember that name.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
That's right he was part of the Martinez deal I think
Either way they have the system to pull off the Gonzalez trade.
Not afraid to nitpick
OT: i hate this weather
i let one of my dogs out for two minutes to go pee
this is how he came back 
i swear to got it was like nuclear effin mud, half a bottle of shampoo to get him back to normal. geeez
well if I were extrapolate the reflection from the dog's eyes
I would be able to use a sequence of algorithms to create a image of the photographer. it’s evident in shows such as CSI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgRwI4Z6Wqo
I am the Batman
teehee i thought that was coming
no need to go through all that trouble (also, it probably won’t be my best picture)
now: do you know anything about DSLRs?
i'm buying one soon
i want good enough to be able to take night action shots at busch
lens good enough to zoom ca. 100-200 ft
go!
TWHWSWD
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Thats What He Wishes She Would Do
when you see a big one like that, just think dirty & spell it out. you’ll probably come close on your first try
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Thats What She Hoped She Included With Dinner In West Denver?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i couldn't let you down on xmas eve
not today. no, i just couldn’t do that to you
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
look deep into your heart,
you’ll find the answer there
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
so you want a stalker cam?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
for stalking i have fake cable company van and binoculars
i just need to finally have a camera that is good in low light
for concerts, ball games and the such
you're not a pro till you got a telephoto lens
camera & camcorder
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
at least that's what someone told me
i really wouldn’t know
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
twin peaks
did that many years before csi. and all they had was a vcr and a regular old tv.
but they also had special agent dale cooper…
omg cody....
we did that….
and….
THERE IS NO PHOTOGRAPHER!!!!
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 24, 2009 3:54 AM EST up reply actions
that's a big dog
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i like big crazy dogs. i had it my way i'd have an airedale
it’s both big & crazy. like me!
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i'm gonna fanpost this
because the All-00s utilityman poll is coming down to So Taguchi and Skip Schumaker
who’s it gonna be yo
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
fanshot
gah.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 24, 2009 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
It's Christmas Eve in the central time zone!
Yay!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
it's been xmas even for an hour & a half
yay?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
no, i didn't feel the need
i’m going to do my best to lay low today & tomorrow
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i wouldn't call me lucky
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
we all have our parts to play. that's life man
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
well that isn't very nertlerby of you
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
English motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not afraid of Samuel Fucking Jackson either
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that's just the bourbon talking
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
and i guarantee you it'll be a lot more fun than mine
enjoy the heck out of it man
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Sorry to jump in...
but why so bah humbug?
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
i'm not buh humbuging, i just don't enjoy the holiday season
in my life time, there’s never been anything to be happy about. it’s a very long, very pathetic story of dreams crushed & lives ruined. i wish i could have a normal turkey day though new years like everyone else & be happy. but that’s just not how my life was meant to be lived. i gave up trying a few years ago & just resolved to lay low & not try & ruin it for anyone else or bring them down by telling my sad story or being a jerk.
i glad for the rest of you that love this time of year & get a kick out of & are able to be happy with your family & friends. i would never do anything to try & ruin it for you. by all means, enjoy the heck out of it & live it up. i really mean that, live it up.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
good, work
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I feel that you are sincere
So I will not push it. I am sorry that you cannot enjoy this time of year. Hopefully this is only temporary….I am sure that your future holds better times.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Thick Skin
I’m sure his skin is thick enough. Sorry to be serious on here. This time of year brings out strange emotions.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
hehe, yeah my skin is pretty thick, cody's fine though, he's harmless
thanks for the nice words & kind thoughts. don’t get me wrong, i’m not fishing for pity or sympathy. no way no how. there are far more deserving souls out there who need everyone’s help & concern. it’s just life man. you do what you must to get by & the rest is just gravy, some get more gravy than others. there’s no point in being envious or jealous, that will just make you a bitter & angry person. and life’s too short to be bitter & angry.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
that is not a challenge, i meant it as a complement
i’m too tired for a challenge
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Sounds like a defeatist attitude
Your like is what you make of it. We all do what we have to to get by. Everyone has pitfalls and struggles. I am sure that yours will turn out ok.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
like = life
Sorry for the typo
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
i guess i am defeated
i’m just so tired man
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
you're an optimistic MFer
tell APu we all said Happy Christmas!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

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