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Over 1000 comments on the other thread and I can't scroll down without that stupid spinny thing showing up on my monitor.  It's not even 3:30.  You guys are disgusting. 

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Love Actually is awesome. Discuss.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

Freakin...

Californians… not everyone lives in lala land. It’s 5:30.

MB for LF in 2010!

by guayzimi on Dec 23, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Where on the west coast are you?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

that should be green damnit!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 23, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I did my part.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

as did i

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Follow me on Twitter: @zoomzoomj88
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 23, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

catalina can be a very scary place

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

is that mo?

and boras’s sheep?

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Dec 23, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanna tapdance on that,

but my better sense won’t let me.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Never stops me

go for it killer.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a bad influence, dt. Not that that's a bad thing.

I’m afraid it’s like Frankenstein’s monster, if I let it out I may never get it stopped. Then I would be in trouble.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what she said?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

One would hope so.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

50% of VEB is now arrested development jokes

someone’s going to have to let me borrow it on DVD so i can get them. i’m feeling very left out here

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

it's really all i got

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You could get it on Netflix.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

OR

i could save that money for the B’s & borrow just it from a nice fellow VEB’er or VEB’et

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That is quite a quandry.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

you have a little over a week to finish the first season

HURRY

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Good call.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, they brought it back.

It was gone for a bit.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Dec 23, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i hear

you can “load it down” and this “series of tubes” called “the interbutts”

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, nice. Me too

I’m a recent expatriate, though. Junior at USC

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I like UCLA better

But I don’t really care about college sports.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know is that LA sucks

I hate living there… Too much traffic, too much pollution, and I don’t really like the people who live there

The food there is fantastic, though. Have you eaten at Langer’s? Literally the best pastrami sandwich ever. And for $14, it’d better be

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto

I don’t know about Langer’s. What part of LA do you live in?

by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I live right by USC, which is by downtown. I'm like 10 blocks south of the Staples Center

Langer’s is on Alvarado and Wilshire, by the Good Sam hospital

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh

I live near Beverly Hills.

(You assholes better not make any jokes about that).

by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

you're not the boss of me.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Dec 23, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Jenny Garth...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

shannon shannon shannon

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

:: holds up jacket ::

Is it James Dean or Jason Priestley?

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Dec 23, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

James Dean is obviously more talented.B

But I like Jason Priestly’s face better. A young Marlon Brando is really where it’s at, though.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Dec 23, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw a movie once on TV with a young Marlon Brando

and I was like “Damn. He is good looking.”

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

successfully blocked all thoughts of older brando from your head?

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They're two seperate people as far as I'm concerned.

Just like thin Elvis and fat Elvis.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Dec 23, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i can see that.

still, his young stuff is really amazing as a body of work.

“streetcar named desire”
“on the waterfront”
“wild one”

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

(drool)

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Dec 23, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man.

SO beautiful.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

he's got colby's mushmouth speech going on.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I love pouty lips.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

SSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA!

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what makes me has a sad?

When people think that is from Seinfeld. I love Seinfeld, but come on!

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Dec 23, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You gotta be kidding?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They could have gotten it from Hollywood Homicide as well.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you make it out for any of the Dodgers/Cards playoff games?

I went to Game 1. It wasn’t pleasant. For a variety of reasons

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I couldn't

Would have loved to have gone, but I had other obligations.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

so straight faced condescending jack assery is permissable?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Now why would we make a joke

outta you hanging out with Jason Priestly and Luke Perry?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't that a really bad part of LA?

i’ve always heard USC was in the worst part of the city

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, let's see

In the last two years:

1) 4 guys were arrested for shooting at cops. One of them was killed in the firestorm

2) A student was stabbed and killed (though he instigated the fight)

3) Another was killed in a hit-and-run

4) Just last week, there was a pipe bomb found right off campus

So yeah, I think that would be a fair assessment

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

$14 for a sandwich?

That’s extreme.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU'RE extreme

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 23, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I try.
My new haircut makes me look the part too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you didn't go with a really short cut did you?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It was short before.

It’s a Victoria beckham haircut. Like so:

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm sure yours looks better

in fact, i know it does. and it has very little to do with my hate for that person

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it's blonder.

Although this time I got some brown lowlights in it too. Very interesting.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

so you got the "intelligents" of a brunette

with the “fun loving ditzyness” of a blonde? yeah, i’d say that’s very interesting

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you at least get a kiss for your 14 bucks?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ain't that always the way?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

because you use too much tongue

you gotta ease into that man

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I wanna make a joke so f'ing bad,

but I don’t wanna get in trouble for it either.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

use it and credit it to me.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Dec 23, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If this were in person,

I woulda said it without thinking. But when I try to type it out, my brain says"Leave it alone dude".

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

those west coast numbers just don’t make sense to me ….

okay numbers in general don’t make sense to me……

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I should check if we concluded anything from the

Brendan Ryan, Ryan Braun, douchey shirt geographical thread

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I concluded Braun being from the valley

explains a lot of things.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

oh good

I don’t have to scroll down looking for your conclusion.

can we infer anything from Boog’s shirt and his childhood neighborhood?

I mean, is it even his shirt? are there bite marks?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn't come up with anything on that.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

we should turn it over to experts

except I think the experts are all biased.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

We have some Californians in here...

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

cocaine is a hell of a drug.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

exactly what I was thinking

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

oh dear lord

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

do we have the comparison photo?

and for GOB’s sake put a subject line on it……

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

no, I mean if they post the comparison photo.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you mean by comparison photo.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry

the photo from RB’s blog
gdm says it’s from mid-season

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

well, compare and contrast, y’all…….

(no, not about Colby’s hand)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I could also use a tarsier-posing-as-a-lemur...

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Who woulda thunk

that you could have that much douchiness in one photo.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

1. someone said i was wearing a braun-ian shirt a few days ago I meant to reply but I was pre-occupado. 75% of my shit is Roar….75% of the shit from Roar sucks but the remaining 25% makes me happy in pants.

2. How is this guy getting away with a blatant d-baggery rip off of d-baggery Ed Hardy and Affliction?

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Dec 23, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I like to wear plain t-shirts

or maybe a concert tee from time to time

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Better question:

how is Ed Hardy getting away with ripping off my cousin who used to work at the state fair airbrushing unicorns onto tee shirts?

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

That

is goddamn brilliant.

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey baby

I’m a whore for recs…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 24, 2009 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

And done.

Also, that comment immediately made me think of David Lynch’s Crash. Good movie.

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:36 AM EST up reply actions  

hfs. he's wearing a collared shirt under that repulsive thing.

who does such a thing?

9.5 on the d-bag scale. misses a 10 only because the collar is not popped.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It's connected.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

surely you jest.

this is one concept i am glad has totally passed my aged self by.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

I think that shirt features the attached collard shirt.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

CGirl don't play, yo.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

why? so you can wear it to formal occasions like weddings and job interviews?

does it come with a matching tie?

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

it's probably painted on, tom

don’t ask such things…

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So you can solidify your image as a douche.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i lived through jams, hammer pants, hypercolor t-shirts, trucker hats. . . .

nothing like this.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

and half-shirts, don't forget the half shirts

how I miss the jams

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Excuse me.

Who the hell are these people????

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 23, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know.

But those girls need some hair help.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

the girls need nutritional intervention from oxfam.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The guy in the middle

is why we say Ryan Braun is a douche. Well, at least one of the reasons.

* is an Asshat

by RiverRat on Dec 23, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah it's 630 here & Monk's about to shut it down because it's 1130 for him

and blame red, he told us to talk a lot & challenged us to get over 1000

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

I learned it by watching you.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

now that one i got

something i’m sure you all would never think you’d hear coming out of my mouth

or keyboard

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta love when PSA's did no good

but to provide joke fodder for us.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought it was a given that we're disgusting

it’s all the grit

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

the WWL just had kruky as santa giving out gifts

he was giving out stupid gifts to the sawx owner for some reason because he’s upset about spending too much money or something. he gave something to the giants for panda too, but the 90210 talk distracted me so i don’t know what it was

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

OT: Even though I don't know if there's on topic for this thread

Does anyone else get angry when people claim that because a team is favored on a Vegas line, then Vegas thinks they are going to win?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know what that means.

So no, not really.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

What part don't you understand?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

All of it.

And numbers.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

math.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean I am guessing it means

that there is some kind of formula that is the Vegas Line and that just because that formula says one thing it doesn’t mean Vegas actually predicts that. But I don’t gamble so I don’t really understand.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Well let me try to explain...

Say you are listening to sports talk radio or something of the like… You hear that Clemson is a 4.5 point favorite over Boston College. What that means is that if you bet Clemson to win they have to win by more than 4.5 points (5 points) for you to win the bet. If you bet Boston College, they can lose by no more than 4 points and you will win the bet. The half point is there so that there are no ties.

Basically what the line is for is to encourage betting on both teams so that Vegas doesn’t lose it’s shirt… ideally the losers pay the winners and the casino makes money from whatever is left over from the losers.

If that doesn’t make sense let me know.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

cause they don't know what the vegas line is for?

aka getting you to bet and lose your money to them

by FunkeeC on Dec 23, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

There should be a class in high school where they tell you about how the world works… one thing is gambling.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

filling out a tax form

I swear they could cover a few textbooks worth of civics, English, and math if they walked kids through filling out stupid forms. or balancing a checkbook.

kids probably never even seen a checkbook. or a check. (that’s cheques, Monk.)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought this would be very valuable

I thought lifetime sports was cool cuz I played warball and baseball all the time, but I could have learned the ins and outs of tax’s, getting my stupid ass liscense renewed or tags or even the entire dmv process completely. I’m sure there’s a ton of other shit that could have been in the class but I completely agree 110 percent that this could have benifited anyone in school.

Go Broncos!!

by from First to Third on Dec 23, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

you can teach a lot from sports too

but it’s only a gateway drug to maths, imo.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

YES

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

all i read was this, does anyone else get angry when people

yes, yes, yes, yes, a thousand freaking times yes. i hate people. people are the worst.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

plus on the one, bro!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 23, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

"Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak.

And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 23, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special.

 Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.

Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?

(Homer looks excited)

Waitress: I was kidding.

Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!

Waitress: No he doesn’t!

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 23, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

very necessary for the wardrobe.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Heaven!

:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 23, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

you really are gdm's dream woman. he's been threatening to post the baconkini for weeks now.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

She's taken!

By Albert. I don’t think gdm has a chance.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say so

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

the best ones are always taken, it's fucking science

fml

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be more impressive if they were standing up.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

really not sure what to think of that

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

HFS!

Christmas came early this year! Thank you d-dee!

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Just went right straight to the gutter didn'tcha?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Imo's and A Muppet Christmas Carol.

This is going to be a great night,

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

you're missing either chocolate or haagen-daas.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm going to get there eventually on break

that and starbuck’s. i checked QT off my list this afternoon.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You miss QT?

Weird.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

considering we don't have a comparable establishment in kirksville

yes, very much.

but realize i go there like at least 5 times a week when i’m home.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think it's weird at all

i miss QT terribly. nothing even close in CO. there was a point in my life where all of my stories seemed to start or end at QT. i think that may be the low point…

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Dec 24, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

glad to see someone shares my QT love.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 25, 2009 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I have a similar period,

except for awhile every story began or ended at the Uncle Bill’s on Kingshighway.

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 25, 2009 8:07 AM EST up reply actions  

did you know some people in this world hate imo's?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

My father for example.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

hellz to the no

in fact i could kill for some right now

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

me too. there is nothing bad about imo’s. i’m getting BW3 later tonight.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't think the pizza was terrible , taste-wise, but it wasn't great either

the worst thing about that damn pizza is that it goes right through ya

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 24, 2009 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

like...

this guy

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

he's right

again, the rest of their menu i like, some it very much, but he’s dead on about the pizza.

by adiueordie on Dec 24, 2009 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

thirded.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 23, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

fouthed

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

fifthed

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Dec 23, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe you meant this...

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

of course,

how foolish of me…

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Dec 23, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i could really use a drink right now

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn't we all.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm good

might smoke a joint in a bit, though

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Watch it.

Or I’ll tell you all about why I don’t like weed again…

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

How could anyone not like weed?

If you drink you probably realize that weed is alcohol light without the hangover.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 2:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Please don't make him tell you.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Tee-hee.

Someone remembers…

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:26 AM EST up reply actions  

You'll not bother me

If you tell me or don’t. There is almost nothing you could tell me that would surprise me.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 2:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but then I'd have to read it.

This was entirely selfish on my part. I’m sure yadi2 would point you to the right thread.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 2:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

I’ll refrain, since Clemson is still around. She’s rather delicate. However, I believe the discussion in question is right here.

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoops.

Failure to link. Here.

Adoration is the state furthest from understanding.

by the red baron on Dec 24, 2009 2:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Agree and disagree

I love to sample God’s weed when I am imbibing as well. It’s likely in your head since the ganja tends to enhance sensory perception.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

hola hola hola

actual breaking baseball chatter

According to a team source, the Red Sox have had internal discussions about extending their organizational budget to potentially allow for another offer for free agent outfielder Jason Bay. The discussed proposal to Bay would be in the vicinity four-year, $60 million originally offered the outfielder by the Red Sox.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

if this happens something tells me the yankees suddenly found a little extra money

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

man, Holliday better not ruin my Christmas

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i've been trying to tell you not to get your hopes up

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I call BS

Mike Cameron would become one expensive 4th outfielder then. The only reason I can fathom this is that the Red Sox plan to offer Jacoby Ellsbury as part of the offer for Adrian, other than that, is see no point, especially since they seem to want to avoid the luxury tax.

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that would depend on how big papi is doing, wouldn't it?

if he’s not well or not hitting well, the sox need to replace him. alternately, they could put a first baseman’s glove on bay or papi and shift youkilis to third.

they can get bay or beltre, but not both.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I would put Bay at first unless he sucks there just as bad as LF.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Bay in LF reminds me of a couple of lines from Major League 3.

“Boy, Pops sure didn’t get a good jump on that ball.”
“Not only that, he ran too long in one place.”

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The upgrade from Ortiz to Bay is not worth the luxury tax you are paying

Despite that god awful slump Ortiz had, he still ended up with respectable stats.

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

I’m here.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Dec 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH!

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Dec 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Phew.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I missed you (no homo)

How do you feel about Colin Wyers being a BPro writer?

by vivaelpujols on Dec 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps they'll need another medical expert now too?

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Dec 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Ron Burgandy?

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i am spartacus?

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, in a word, no.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Dec 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So much for you needing your own PR squad.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

howleeeee shit

Ship seized with 1.5 tons of cocaine worth $600M

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Dec 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

1.5 tons is only worth 600 mil… I would have thought way more than that.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

it's worth more as it gets refined and packaged for sale.

the importation is just the first challenging step. it’s the holding it, protecting it, and transferring it within the grasp of law enforcement that makes it expensive.

100mg packet of (cut) cocaine is worth about $10 on the street – and that may be at 10-30% strength.

so, 10,000 packets ($100,000) would be a kilogram. one thousand kilograms would be a little more than a ton, and worth $100,000,000. so, yeah, once you factor in cutting the cocaine with your cutting agents, a ton or so would be worth $500-$600 million on the street.

remember, a ton and a half of cocaine would fit in the back of a pickup truck or (more likely) a 16-foot U-Haul truck. and that would hold enough cocaine to make 60 million standard doses of cocaine. which would keep every crackhead in new york city happy for a month.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like you know people...

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You sound like...

Wesley Snipes in New Jack City…

That was a lame movie.

MB for LF in 2010!

by guayzimi on Dec 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

is that a lot?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he's the one all the way to the right.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

it's the lighting

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Found their dog

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Satan's Little Helper!

they told me you were ran over by a train! but i knew you were alive! i knew it!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

lovely!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 24, 2009 3:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I read that as "Skip"

and I thought, “Oh noes!”

"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Dec 29, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

if you are in chicago

try to avoid driving… I am leaving town tomorrow morning, this wintry rainicesnow mix is pretty bad. people getting stuck in traffic at least. glad I decided to wait til tomorrow

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

It's the same in Iowa as well.

Of course there won’t be any traffic where I’m at.

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 23, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the direction I was headed

quads near Moline, going to Davenport on friday

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a coincidence

since I live in davenport.

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 23, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

woh

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it's going to be great this summer

when I can see a R. stock and S. Miller battery.

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 23, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm from Geneseo btw

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

My freshman roommate was from there...

crazy.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

my freshman roommate was crazy

strange little world

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 23, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this made me laugh so you get a rec...

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Dec 23, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

what's weirder

is that my new roommate is from Geneseo, NY

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like every

frickin day around here – (Traffic)

* is an Asshat

by RiverRat on Dec 23, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

There's traffic in Chicago...

not exactly a news flash :)

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

worse than usual!

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

4 hours

from the Circle to Woodfield bad? Cause that was a fun day…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I was recently in Chicago(the day before thanksgiving)

and it was a three and half hour wait in traffic.

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 23, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

What road were you on.

Just know you will be docked points if you refer to it by number and not it’s real name…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That really doesn't help a lot...

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

OT Conversation

Anybody see Inglorious Basterds? I’m in need of a good movie to rent tonight. Fortunately I’m off work until Monday and the lady is asking me to go get a movie.

NorCal CARDS FAN

by norlanski on Dec 23, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

bruno had its moments.

inglourious basterds was excellent.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Bruno

I was moving towards wasted at the time so I did laugh, but I am not a big fan of shock and awe comedy so other than a few laughs I thought, meh… Year One looks ridiculously bad. Was “IB” too violent for a typical female movie watcher?

NorCal CARDS FAN

by norlanski on Dec 23, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Spants liked it IIRC

but she has no fear of knives and blood.

* is an Asshat

by RiverRat on Dec 23, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

From her comments

Spants seems to kick ass in general so I’d figure she probably like it. My lady just left to go get the movie. I was going to get it, but then I was “reminded below” that the bragging rights game was on TV tonight and I decided I should watch.

So I don’t like Imo’s pizza, but for those of us that are out of town, Imo’s delivers toasted rav’s anywhere in the country. You have to buy quite a few to get them to deliver, but it’s nights like this (Mizz v. Illini) that I don’t mind grabbing them out of the freezer.

NorCal CARDS FAN

by norlanski on Dec 23, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It looked too violent for me.

But I may be slightly more sensitive than the typical female movie viewer.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

don't be a dick cody, it's f'ing christmas for pete's sake

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

a comment that stuck with me about bruno was that one of the problems was that the bruno character was

so out there that it made sense that people were appalled by him. the character’s shock value wasn’t very funny. cohen’s stuff is most funny in how it elicits responses from the unwitting participants.

my favorite scene is the scene with the parents of child actors who are willing to have their children exposed to white phosphorous and sudden acceleration without seat belts, etc. that was funny, not because bruno was obnoxious and offensive, but because cohen found a weak spot in people and exploited it.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Dec 23, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, it was good

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

heard it was good

I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 23, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

OK....

so I hadn’t seen it yet, and saw that the redbox down the street had it for a $1. I am starting it now.

* is an Asshat

by RiverRat on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

why is there a woman calling the bragging rights game?

and why did she call the Mississippi River the Missouri River?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

I didn't notice that.

She drives me crazy.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

she usually does women's bball, so you can see how much the WWL thinks of this game

she 6ly call the Mississippi that. i know there’s a Missouri River, and i know she’s in Missouri. but WTF, it’s the f’ing Mississippi River. there’s almost no good excuse for that

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe she subscribes to the school of thought

that the Mississippi actually flows into the Missouri River…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

"Thinking" would be assuming alot.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

MO over ILL at the half 41-34

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 23, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

How does Missouri...

play a soft as a butter schedule, lose to Oral Roberts, and stay #15 in the RPI?

MB for LF in 2010!

by guayzimi on Dec 23, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Because you touch yourself at nite.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe because...

they have a 21.1 scoring margin against a decent schedule (not soft as butter – notice who everyone else is playing this early, too) and they’re 7-3. Their only losses are at Oral Roberts (5-0 at home and a win AT Stanford), at Vanderbilt (5-0 at home, only losses are to perrenial – as of late – tournament teams), and Richmond on a neutral (?) floor (beat Florida as well).

by stlfan on Dec 23, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh and...

8 of 13 of their players are sophomores…none of their top 3 scorers…

by stlfan on Dec 23, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering that we've got almost half a team of freshmen, that's not real suprising.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 23, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Freshman guard syndrome

always finds the worst times to flare up…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My mom is the Mizzou fan.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah yes that's right...

As much as it pains me to say so… I think she doesn’t have much to worry about. Illinois appears to be playing 8 on some posessions.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Basketball is depressing to me right now

Indiana was down 24 to Loyola….came back to lead by 3, and then lost because Jeremiah Rivers cannot shoot free throws…sigh

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

you spelled boring wrong

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmm

You could be stoned legally in Indiana for that :D

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

you spelled stupidiana wrong

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no you didn't

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

somebody stop me!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

On the bright side you got rid of the creep Sampson...

Makes it much harder for me to hate Indiana… Crean seems like a stand up guy.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally agree

I think Tom Crean is an all around good guy, and he is the right man for the job.

I am actually really surprised at how well Illinois is doing. I thought Weber was an absolute jerk personally. Then again, that Eric Gordon game 2 years ago at Champagne kind of lowered my mood of anything Illinois sadly :P

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to apologize for the jackass

mini Brauns from the NW suburbs. Please don’t lump real Illinois fans like me in with them. I wasn’t happy with how the situation went down, but I was 17-18 once and couldn’t blame the kid for handling the situation like he was 17-18 and understood it was only basketball.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

It just didn’t seem logical to blame the kid for choosing a different college. I mean, I don’t know the point of view of an Illinois fan, but still, seems sophomoric.

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

To me it was more the way he handled it

by practicing with them and saying… no we’re cool… seriously all cool… then transferring without calling Weber to tell him he was. The classic, if I avoid the problem it’ll go away strategy.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh Sampson and his sneaky ways.

Didn’t have the guts to admit openly that he wanted to go to Indiana. Meh, not like he gave us much anyway, with all the drug dealing/coach firing/whatever disaster that could possibly happen on a top 10 team.

I appreciated DJ White far more than I appreciated Gordon.

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously Illinois?

You can’t win when I want you to?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

Don't worry

Mizzou will still wake up tomorrow with hideous uniforms…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It's okay.

Now I’m making Christmas cookie dough.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 23, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I have the bowl?

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

just made peanut brittle

6ly debated crumbling bacon in part of it
didn’t
i’m an idiot

by d-dee on Dec 23, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i made some freaking sweet quad chocolate cookies two days ago

i was shocked how good they came out. i may have found my true calling

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Bacon's response?

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 23, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that has to be the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

SO ADORABLE!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

but the cookies are sooooooo good bacons, i have enough room for both of you

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

i know right?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I would still love that thing to death

Even if it doesn’t…move

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 24, 2009 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I hate cats

:P

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 24, 2009 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

that and he's has the damn remote

“bad cat, the remote is for humans.”

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 24, 2009 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

He took my beer!

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 24, 2009 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

that's what's so great about dogs

they bring you your booze & wait for you to share. cats just steal them & say f you

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

WAIT for you to share?

i guess my dogs didn’t get that memo

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

that's why you have to start trainging them early & often

eventually after a beating or hundred they get the hit

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

dog in picture below virtually untrainable

attention span of a fruit fly
beating doesn’t really work on him and i don’t want to hit him
needs a lot of work, i lack patience
ergo, i turn around and he steals

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

thats a lab for you

cute & loyal. but dumber than a box of rocks

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

you're right

got a pure breed choc lab – love him to death but he ain’t that sharp
the dirty ass below is a pointer (sth mix, prob lab)

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

ah a pointer, that explains everything

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

pointers are hunters

he probably saw or smelled something outside & that’s why he got all dirty.

they are very high energy dogs too. so maybe he just wanted a good roll in the mud

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

i'll put him on xanax

that might stop him always trying to lick my face – i have to keep ducking him
thanks for the insight though, i’ve tried for two years to figure out if he’s more pointer or more lab. conclusion – crazy

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

How can anything so cute do bad?

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 24, 2009 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

they are chocolate chips & chocolate chunks. so you can say they are only triple

next time i’m going to add chocolate fudge, brownies, icing or all three into the mix & see what happens. i love chocolate even more than i love bacons

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

chocolate covered bacon

get it my mouth
(no twss jokes, morAns)

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

i concur

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I've had it

It’s good

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 24, 2009 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh my jesus...

My halloween costume: the Indiana secondary iPhone- no matter how much you want to love it, you know the coverage area sucks.
-ChronicHoosier

by Taskmaster on Dec 24, 2009 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

i love that kid!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

F I N A L L Y

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 23, 2009 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

it's been 10 years!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Are we still talking about the Braggin Rights game?

Hard to tell with gdm making that statement.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 24, 2009 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

that's nothing

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

In the other thread but whatever

A special thanks is due to Bruce Weber deciding that exploiting Mizzou’s borderline undersized 4s by making them guard a 5 would have been too easy. Instead of the post, he puts his 7’1 center on the perimeter 90% of the time—-making him handle the ball so we can double him? Thanks? Even the GF who knows almost nothing about basketball was wondering why they didn’t put anyone “in the middle”, although that might have been influenced by my pointing this out…..repeatedly. That and Kim English realizing that he can still get his shots without forcing up Kobe Bryant bombs (and even then he still tried a couple of ’em).

 Unfortunately Aldrich and Pittman are going to go like 40-20 with ease…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 24, 2009 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I like to think

he decided that running up 10 straight on you guys would have been embarassing…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 24, 2009 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Plus they didn’t want to hurt the feelings of the football team.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 24, 2009 2:03 AM EST up reply actions  

You gotta say

for the intermural champs they played a good game… what’s that? That was our actual team? Oh shit…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 24, 2009 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I just have no idea what the game plan was

The turnovers and sloppy play at times happen against us, that’s our entire system especially with a massively undersized team and we do it to everyone from Kansas on down. But unless it’s a layup, taking quick shots is murder, that’s exactly what we want because their entire thing is conditioning conditioning conditioning and substitutions to wear people out. Just slow into half court sets and it should be cupcakes against this team. You post someone up and either force a double→easy kickout or it’s pretty much guaranteed points on anyone but Moore. 6’8 225 guys just aren’t big enough to guard true 5s in the post and I think Illinois fed Tisdale in the post twice? Is he that bad at the postup game?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 24, 2009 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

In fairness when he got the ball under the basket

he managed to cleat himself in the nuts…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 24, 2009 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

OT: Waynes World on VH1

Excellent

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 23, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

it's kind of disturving

how much bacon porn you get when googling bacon

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Dec 23, 2009 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

what ticks me off about google is with safe search on you don't get half the pics you do with it off

i don’t understand that at all. to get the best pics, you have to sift through all the garbage. i hate that. there’s a lot of stuff out there i never want to see & can’t unsee them now.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

it's on now
10:48pm: The Red Sox might also be looking into extending an offer to free agent Matt Holliday, reports Mike Silverman of the Boston Herald. However, Silverman notes that signing Bay, let alone the more expensive Holliday, would be difficult.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 24, 2009 12:25 AM EST reply actions  

Uh oh.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

keep warm m'fers

cotterik on flickr

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

how many times do i have to say this?

it ain’t over till it’s over. and it ain’t even close to being over

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Ellsbury + Bowden + I dunno Hagadone?=Gonzalez

1B: Gonzalez, 2B: Pedroia, SS: Scutaro, 3B: Youkilis, LF: Holliday, CF: Cameron, RF: Drew, C: Martinez + Lester/Beckett/Lackey/DiceK/Wakefield/Buchholz is a completely dominant team. That’d have to be tempting to pull the trigger on.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 24, 2009 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

We (the Indians) have Hagadone.

Pretty sure. I remember that name.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 2:03 AM EST up reply actions  

That's right he was part of the Martinez deal I think

Either way they have the system to pull off the Gonzalez trade.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 24, 2009 2:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah they do.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

OT: i hate this weather

i let one of my dogs out for two minutes to go pee
this is how he came back
i swear to got it was like nuclear effin mud, half a bottle of shampoo to get him back to normal. geeez

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 12:44 AM EST reply actions  

i just swore to got

well done, weeeell done ts ts ts

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

...

 Now I know what cameraphone you have.

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 24, 2009 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i was waiting on you to figure it out

but how? i guess you really ARE the batman

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

knock yourself out

(except the fact my bath tile badly needs a new silicone seal – that, i know)

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

well if I were extrapolate the reflection from the dog's eyes

I would be able to use a sequence of algorithms to create a image of the photographer. it’s evident in shows such as CSI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgRwI4Z6Wqo

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 24, 2009 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

teehee i thought that was coming

no need to go through all that trouble (also, it probably won’t be my best picture)

now: do you know anything about DSLRs?

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm buying one soon

i want good enough to be able to take night action shots at busch
lens good enough to zoom ca. 100-200 ft
go!

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

TWHWSWD

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats What He Wishes She Would Do

when you see a big one like that, just think dirty & spell it out. you’ll probably come close on your first try

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats What She Hoped She Included With Dinner In West Denver?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

i couldn't let you down on xmas eve

not today. no, i just couldn’t do that to you

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

look deep into your heart,

you’ll find the answer there

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 2:44 AM EST up reply actions  

so you want a stalker cam?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

for stalking i have fake cable company van and binoculars

i just need to finally have a camera that is good in low light
for concerts, ball games and the such

by d-dee on Dec 24, 2009 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

you're not a pro till you got a telephoto lens

camera & camcorder

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

at least that's what someone told me

i really wouldn’t know

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

twin peaks

did that many years before csi. and all they had was a vcr and a regular old tv.

but they also had special agent dale cooper…

by adiueordie on Dec 24, 2009 2:11 AM EST up reply actions  

omg cody....

we did that….

and….

THERE IS NO PHOTOGRAPHER!!!!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 24, 2009 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

that's a big dog

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

i like big crazy dogs. i had it my way i'd have an airedale

it’s both big & crazy. like me!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm gonna fanpost this

because the All-00s utilityman poll is coming down to So Taguchi and Skip Schumaker

who’s it gonna be yo

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 24, 2009 12:45 AM EST reply actions  

fanshot

gah.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 24, 2009 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

It's Christmas Eve in the central time zone!

Yay!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 1:21 AM EST reply actions  

yes!!!!

take that Californians.

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Dec 24, 2009 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

it's been xmas even for an hour & a half

yay?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Well you didn't say anything now did you?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Dec 24, 2009 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

no, i didn't feel the need

i’m going to do my best to lay low today & tomorrow

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn't call me lucky

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

we all have our parts to play. that's life man

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

well that isn't very nertlerby of you

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 24, 2009 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

English motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:53 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not afraid of Samuel Fucking Jackson either

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 24, 2009 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

that's just the bourbon talking

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

and i guarantee you it'll be a lot more fun than mine

enjoy the heck out of it man

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry to jump in...

but why so bah humbug?

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm not buh humbuging, i just don't enjoy the holiday season

in my life time, there’s never been anything to be happy about. it’s a very long, very pathetic story of dreams crushed & lives ruined. i wish i could have a normal turkey day though new years like everyone else & be happy. but that’s just not how my life was meant to be lived. i gave up trying a few years ago & just resolved to lay low & not try & ruin it for anyone else or bring them down by telling my sad story or being a jerk.

i glad for the rest of you that love this time of year & get a kick out of & are able to be happy with your family & friends. i would never do anything to try & ruin it for you. by all means, enjoy the heck out of it & live it up. i really mean that, live it up.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

good, work

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 24, 2009 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel that you are sincere

So I will not push it. I am sorry that you cannot enjoy this time of year. Hopefully this is only temporary….I am sure that your future holds better times.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 2:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Thick Skin

I’m sure his skin is thick enough. Sorry to be serious on here. This time of year brings out strange emotions.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 2:41 AM EST up reply actions  

hehe, yeah my skin is pretty thick, cody's fine though, he's harmless

thanks for the nice words & kind thoughts. don’t get me wrong, i’m not fishing for pity or sympathy. no way no how. there are far more deserving souls out there who need everyone’s help & concern. it’s just life man. you do what you must to get by & the rest is just gravy, some get more gravy than others. there’s no point in being envious or jealous, that will just make you a bitter & angry person. and life’s too short to be bitter & angry.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 2:50 AM EST up reply actions  

that is not a challenge, i meant it as a complement

i’m too tired for a challenge

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 3:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a defeatist attitude

Your like is what you make of it. We all do what we have to to get by. Everyone has pitfalls and struggles. I am sure that yours will turn out ok.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 3:57 AM EST up reply actions  

like = life

Sorry for the typo

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Dec 24, 2009 3:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i guess i am defeated

i’m just so tired man

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Dec 24, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you're an optimistic MFer

tell APu we all said Happy Christmas!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 24, 2009 1:57 AM EST up reply actions