C'mon. You're weak. You know you're staying up till midnight again. You know you're going to refresh STLtoday.com constantly so that you can be the FIRST person to read the article about how Matt Holliday gave John Mozeliak a hug yesterday. Albert Pujols was there; he smiled. You know you want to read that first. You can't help yourself.
I expect the first comment on that article to be a "first" comment from a VEB moniker.
Joe Strauss for the win.