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Separated at Birth (Off-Season Edition) - Updated 12/16

Whilst the hot stove is percolating and the void in left field looms larger by the day, I thought it might be fun to do a "Separated at Birth" post, which includes players currently on the 40-man roster, as well as some memorable faces from the past.  Let me know what you think about my match-ups and feel free to contribute your own!

It's going to be a long winter, so we might as well entertain ourselves!

This post is going to be a work in progress...

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Chris Carpenter Scott Foley

 

Ryan Franklin Mark Zupan (Murderball)

 

David Freese James Lafferty

 

Khalil Greene Draco Malfoy

 

Brad Penny Larry The Cable Guy

 

Jose Oquendo An Ewok

 

Dennis Eckersley Gallagher

 

Mark McGwire Cowardly Lion

 

Ryan Ludwick Forrest Gump

 

John Mabry David Schwimmer

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wow.

AWESOME! The secret weapon could only have evolved from some other sentient being! (Wow, that sounds as dorky as I tried to make it. Suh-weet!)

by stlfan on Dec 14, 2009 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Very nice

Awesome Ewok comparisons aside, I have always thought that Oquendo should be played in a movie by Luis Guzman. The best part is that Oquendo is actually better looking than the actor who would play him, which does not happen very often.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Dec 15, 2009 12:35 PM EST reply actions  

I've seen a few of these

The Dodgers have had one going for a while. But this is much, much better than any I’ve seen. Fine job.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Dec 19, 2009 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

Lugo and Jafar...hilarious

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Dec 19, 2009 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Stults and the Fire-hydrant killed me.

HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THEM, I PRESS DOWN MAH GUNS!

by BenjiDoc on Dec 30, 2009 7:33 AM EST up reply actions  

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